00:00Madam President, we have an emergency.
00:03The situation is ongoing, but we have our people monitoring it from every angle.
00:10Tell it to me straight.
00:12There's a Glamazonian Express headed directly into a massive storm.
00:15Now tell it to me gay.
00:20Conductor, are you saying that you're on a runaway train?
00:24Worse, we can't stop.
00:27It's a storm of cancer.
00:29In English, please.
00:30It's gonna be a disaster.
00:32In Spanish, please.
00:34Bouncy and disaster.
00:36In Mandarin, please.
00:42There's no need to care.
00:46You look different.
00:48Let me guess, stroke?
00:50Can you read me?
00:51Girl, where do I start?
00:53No offense, it just smells like poor people back here.
00:57Dee Dee, I was born with adult teeth.
01:09Would you mind helping me with my mother?
01:11Of course.
01:17No way. Are you?
01:19I am.
01:20Are you sitting in my seat?
01:21I paid for the window.
01:28As if this day couldn't get any worse.
01:33Do you really think I want to deal with that mess?
01:36Hmm.
01:37I don't even come in on Fridays.
01:52LAUGH
02:10You
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