00:01Now, if there's one thing I love about Christmas, it's...
00:04Albury!
00:05Don't you have any plans for Christmas?
00:07Yes, I plan to avoid it altogether.
00:10Merry Christmas!
00:12Life is about connecting with people.
00:15But I don't like people.
00:18That's mine, that is! Give me that snow globe!
00:21Hey, hey, hey!
00:22He attacked me!
00:25Yo!
00:26What landed you here, Albury?
00:28Attacked a pensioner with a pitchfork.
00:30And then they've got your gardening in an old people's home.
00:32Sick.
00:34I'm Ellen. You're gonna be working with the residents.
00:36It could be everyone's last Christmas here.
00:39What?
00:39Why?
00:40It's the home.
00:42Not for much longer.
00:44We've got a plan. We're putting on a play.
00:46It could save us.
00:48Because they're not shutting down a care home,
00:50they're shutting down a community theatre space.
00:52We're gonna help put on a Christmas classic.
00:54Kamikaze Christmas Cops 2, back from the dead.
00:56No. It's a Christmas Carol.
00:59The greatest gift you could give someone is a story.
01:02You don't want to end up old and alone.
01:05Let's do it again, and this time if you could act better.
01:08Is that a direct quote from Spielberg?
01:12We don't stop playing because we grow old.
01:15We grow old because we stop playing.
01:19Some hope had been cherished there.
01:21Some dream of what might be.
01:24Go out there and enjoy yourselves.
01:27I like your jumper.
01:29Yes, he's rather sweet, isn't he?
01:31The history of Aubrey Flint
01:33has been written as we speak.
01:37We've got it all wrapped up.
01:40We've got it all wrapped up.
01:41This Christmas you never want to miss this.
01:43We've got it all wrapped up.
01:48Merry Christmas.
02:06Let's finish.
02:06We've got our inflicted,
02:06We gotta use the spark.
