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00:00:00Oh
00:03:00It's easy seeing him up in the trees.
00:03:04Is it your first time meditating?
00:03:06No.
00:03:07My mom, she's all into the, you know, spiritual stuff.
00:03:11Yeah, she just sent me here because she knows I've been pretty stressed out.
00:03:14Just finishing finals and, you know, some other stuff.
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:23Shall we begin?
00:03:25Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
00:03:26Let's close your eyes for me.
00:03:31Take a moment to settle and focus on your breathing.
00:03:40Inhale.
00:03:43And exhale, fully release.
00:03:51Let us calm our chattering monkey minds.
00:03:55And find in the silence what is timeless.
00:04:03Breathe in slowly and breathe out.
00:04:20Let the sounds of the external world fade away and focus only on your breath.
00:04:37Um, ma'am?
00:04:40Hmm?
00:04:40Ma'am, that's a gun.
00:04:42Huh?
00:04:43Uh...
00:04:43Yeah.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:05:12Hey!
00:05:13Hey!
00:05:14I love you!
00:05:17Don't go away!
00:05:26Stay there!
00:05:51Please let my mom be okay. Please.
00:05:55Jesus, please forgive me all my sins. I pray you protect my mom and me. Let us get out of
00:05:59here. In Jesus' name. Amen.
00:06:06What the fuck?
00:06:09Don't let anything happen to my mother motherfucker!
00:06:14I'm gonna have to come on!
00:06:16I'm gonna have to come on!
00:06:20I'm gonna have something here!
00:06:22You know what?
00:06:23You need to come on!
00:06:24I'm gonna have to come on!
00:06:27The measures are over!
00:06:32Let us out!
00:06:35We need to go on the path!
00:06:41We need to go on the path!
00:06:44We need to go on one other path!
00:08:57Morning.
00:08:59Yeah.
00:09:10The boat should be here any minute.
00:09:13I need more time.
00:09:16Of course, but it's almost at the platform.
00:09:20Tell them to cruise the bay.
00:09:24Cruise the bay?
00:09:25Yeah.
00:10:16Hello.
00:10:18Hi.
00:10:21Welcome to the White Lotus in Thailand.
00:10:26For you?
00:10:27I'm okay.
00:10:28I don't need one.
00:10:29I need one.
00:10:32I'm Fabian, general manager.
00:10:35I'm pleased to introduce you to one of the hotel owners, Kun Titala.
00:10:41She is the visionary behind our wellness program.
00:10:44I may be biased, but we are the best in the world.
00:10:48Oh, my God. We are so excited to be here.
00:10:51Mook is your health mentor for the week.
00:10:53She will answer all your questions and can escort you to your room.
00:10:56You are so pretty.
00:10:57Wow.
00:10:58Is she so pretty?
00:11:00Let's just go to the room.
00:11:00This way, please.
00:11:01My God.
00:11:02You're so pretty.
00:11:04What's your name again?
00:11:05Mook.
00:11:07Please stop talking.
00:11:08Wow.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:11Hi.
00:11:11The Radcliffe family, yes?
00:11:13Yes, us.
00:11:14How was your flight?
00:11:15Long layover in Doha, but it's all forgotten now.
00:11:19We flew over the North Pole.
00:11:22How did you find us, may I ask?
00:11:24Uh, well, Piper here is a senior, thank you, at Chapel Hill.
00:11:27I was also a Tar Heel, but Timothy went to Duke.
00:11:31Saxon graduated Duke.
00:11:33Lachlan, our youngest, just got accepted to both, so you can imagine.
00:11:37It's a whole thing.
00:11:39And she's a religious studies major, so she's writing her thesis on...
00:11:43Well, what's your thesis on, Piper?
00:11:46That...
00:11:47Well, it's on Buddhism, and there's a monk at a monastery near here.
00:11:52Anyway, she wants to interview him, so we made a family road trip up there.
00:11:56I am.
00:11:56Would you please escort them to the villa?
00:11:59Certainly.
00:12:00Please enjoy.
00:12:01Um, right this way.
00:12:05Enjoy.
00:12:08Hi.
00:12:11I'm one of the owners.
00:12:13Nice to meet you.
00:12:14I am a fan.
00:12:15My husband also.
00:12:18Oh.
00:12:18We watch your show.
00:12:20Aw, thank you.
00:12:22Are these all your friends?
00:12:23Uh, yes.
00:12:24This is Kate and Lori, and we have been friends since forever.
00:12:27Yeah, we went to school together when we were, like, nine years old through high school.
00:12:32Yeah.
00:12:32All friends.
00:12:33Long-time friends, not old.
00:12:35Ah, yes.
00:12:37You know, we have just been so busy with our lives, and we've been missing each other, so...
00:12:42You know, we just live in different cities, and then Jacqueline heard about this place.
00:12:46Everyone in L.A. is talking about it.
00:12:49Saudi Arabia.
00:12:51Welcome.
00:12:53This is Valentin.
00:12:55He will be your health mentor.
00:12:57A health mentor?
00:12:59Wow.
00:12:59I love it.
00:13:00Okay.
00:13:01He is our best.
00:13:04Everyone requests him, because...
00:13:09He's handsome.
00:13:11I look forward to working with you.
00:13:15He's from Russia.
00:13:22Bye.
00:13:23Bye.
00:13:24Enjoy.
00:13:28Ms. Belinda.
00:13:29Sawadee kap.
00:13:30I'm Ponchai.
00:13:31We have spoken on the phone.
00:13:32I'm just so happy to finally meet you.
00:13:34We are honored to have you here.
00:13:36And this is for you.
00:13:40I'm honored, and I'm just so glad all this worked out.
00:13:43And I want to learn everything I can and bring the magic back to Maui.
00:13:47That's great.
00:13:48Shall we?
00:13:50Everyone here is eager to meet you.
00:13:53Oh, I can't wait.
00:14:10Sick.
00:14:15Fuck yeah.
00:14:23Yeah.
00:14:25Dad.
00:14:26Dad.
00:14:27I know I gave you shit, but this place is clutch.
00:14:31I did my research.
00:14:32You're always right.
00:14:33Saxon was our holdout.
00:14:34We usually stay at the Caribbean.
00:14:36Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:14:37I don't need a vacation, so...
00:14:39I mean, I love working.
00:14:42What?
00:14:42Saxon works for his father.
00:14:45They love it.
00:14:46It's Tim's dream.
00:14:47That's pretty great.
00:14:48How wonderful for you.
00:14:50How wonderful for you.
00:14:51So, how many bedrooms are there?
00:14:53Uh, three.
00:14:54The master is through the common area, and then there is one bedroom on either side.
00:14:59Okay.
00:15:00So, Lockie, you're with me.
00:15:03All right.
00:15:04You can sleep with me.
00:15:05I don't mind.
00:15:06That'd be weird.
00:15:08Why is it weird?
00:15:11Because brothers and sisters don't sleep together after they have full grown, you know...
00:15:18...genitals.
00:15:20Saxon.
00:15:20What?
00:15:21That's a bad word.
00:15:26Stop!
00:15:27Stop!
00:15:27Saxon, please!
00:15:29Stop!
00:15:30Stop!
00:15:30We're a normal family.
00:15:32You'll see.
00:15:32I don't know.
00:15:33What's the...
00:15:34What's the Wi-Fi?
00:15:35Oh.
00:15:35Yeah.
00:15:36Uh, we don't actually have Wi-Fi in the villas.
00:15:39What?
00:15:40What?
00:15:40No Wi-Fi?
00:15:41Yeah, we consider the hotel to be a digital detox area, so we actually encourage our guests
00:15:47to put your phones, your laptops, your electronics into this bag.
00:15:51I will take them.
00:15:52I will put them in our safe, and at the end of the week we will give them back to
00:15:56you.
00:15:57And that way you can just focus on being present and each other and self-care.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:04This come up in your research, Dad?
00:16:06No.
00:16:07Um...
00:16:07It's optional.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:10I think it's a great idea.
00:16:12The only people I want to see are right here in your room.
00:16:14All right, honey, I just...
00:16:15I'm sick of these phones.
00:16:16It's not realistic.
00:16:18We will be keeping the phones, Pam.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:21Uh, we just asked, don't take them out into the common areas so as not to disturb the other
00:16:25guests.
00:16:26Can we bring it to the gym?
00:16:27Oh, my God.
00:16:28Dude, are you sent?
00:16:29No.
00:16:30I get a way better pump if I'm listening to music.
00:16:31It's a common area.
00:16:32Yeah.
00:16:34He's so cute.
00:16:35Oh, no, I'm serious.
00:16:36I mean, what am I supposed to do here all week without my phone?
00:16:41Need a bunch of fruit?
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44Uh, well, we do have a lot of amazing fruit here, but I wouldn't eat that.
00:16:49Uh, that is the fruit of the mighty pong pong tree.
00:16:52And the seeds of the fruit are toxic.
00:16:54Yeah?
00:16:58Could it kill you?
00:16:59Yeah, good, actually.
00:17:00It's very poisonous.
00:17:03Look, I wouldn't worry about being bored, okay?
00:17:06Um, because you're each going to have a busy schedule that's based on your own personal
00:17:09goals.
00:17:10Right?
00:17:11Tomorrow you'll do your biometrics test.
00:17:13I don't want to take a test.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:16Is it complicated?
00:17:18No, no, no.
00:17:18We jet lags.
00:17:19We get a whole bunch of data, and I take those results.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:23And I put together a personalized plan that best suits your needs.
00:17:26Pam, you seem great.
00:17:28You're a terrific person, but we're tired of taking three flights to get here.
00:17:30So let me make it easy for you.
00:17:32We just want to have a good time.
00:17:34And me, I just want to work out.
00:17:36So you take care of us, and believe me, in a week's time, I'll take very good care of
00:17:40you.
00:17:41Alright?
00:17:42Thank you so much.
00:17:43I'll see you tomorrow.
00:17:44See you tomorrow.
00:17:45Pam's going, everyone!
00:17:46Say bye!
00:17:47Alright, nice to meet you.
00:17:49Welcome.
00:17:50See you.
00:17:50Thanks so much, Pam.
00:17:52Huh.
00:17:54I think I'm going to take a nap.
00:17:56Oh, you sure, honey?
00:17:57You do that?
00:17:57You won't sleep tonight.
00:17:58Oh, I'll sleep like a baby.
00:18:01Yes.
00:18:01I'm so happy.
00:18:04Good.
00:18:05Come on.
00:18:06Let's get this out.
00:18:07We'll walk in.
00:18:09Hey, Lockie, do you want to go to the pool?
00:18:10Stop!
00:18:11Stop!
00:18:12Do you want to go see the temple with me?
00:18:14It's just like a mile down the beach.
00:18:16Yeah.
00:18:16No, we were going to go to the pool.
00:18:20I mean, don't you want to go to the pool?
00:18:24Yeah, well, I'll come with you to the temple, and then I'll come to you at the pool after.
00:18:31Okay.
00:18:32Yeah, whatever.
00:18:33I'll see you down there.
00:18:37Bye, Mom.
00:18:39Bye, Dad.
00:18:39Have fun, son.
00:18:55Yeah, we've been all over.
00:18:57We've been to Mexico.
00:18:58We've been to Costa Rica.
00:19:00But we can go wherever, really, because Rick barely works.
00:19:02I used to be a yoga teacher.
00:19:04Oh, wow.
00:19:05Mm-hmm.
00:19:05Yeah, that's cool.
00:19:06But we've been travelling so much.
00:19:07We were going to go back to Bali, but then one day he woke up and he was like, we're
00:19:10going to Thailand.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:12And once he gets an idea in his head, you can't argue with him.
00:19:14Isn't that right, babe?
00:19:20Well, I hope you enjoy Thailand.
00:19:24Oh, hi.
00:19:25Great.
00:19:25The bags.
00:19:27Yeah, you can just put them in the bedroom.
00:19:28Yeah, sorry, they're so happy.
00:19:30Oh, it's okay.
00:19:31How are you?
00:19:32Thanks.
00:19:34Uh, question for you.
00:19:37You know that lady on the beach, the owner?
00:19:41Oh, yes.
00:19:42Is she married?
00:19:44Yes, Tukun Jim, Jim Hollinger.
00:19:46He's a very famous man in Thailand.
00:19:48Is he here?
00:19:50No, he's been sick.
00:19:51He was in hospital here.
00:19:53Yesterday he got released and he went back to Bangkok.
00:19:56He's in Bangkok.
00:19:57This place is insane.
00:20:02Oh.
00:20:02Fucking motherfucker.
00:20:04Of course he is.
00:20:05You need a fucking prank.
00:20:09Oh, he gets migraines when he flies.
00:20:13It's no big deal.
00:20:14If you need anything, please let him know.
00:20:16Thank you so much.
00:20:17Enjoy.
00:20:25She's so nice.
00:20:27And her name's Moo.
00:20:29How cute is that?
00:20:30Look.
00:20:32Oh, my God.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:36We're splurging.
00:20:37We should always live like this.
00:20:46Let's check out this spa menu.
00:20:52Wow.
00:20:54All these treatments.
00:20:57You should get a facial.
00:20:59Rick, the lady in the airport thought you were my dad.
00:21:02Okay?
00:21:02You should get a gentleman's facial.
00:21:04No.
00:21:05You know that's the whole reason why people come here?
00:21:07This is a wellness centre.
00:21:08That's not why I came here.
00:21:11Why did you come here?
00:21:14I wanted to go to Australia.
00:21:15Well, I told you that I can't go to Australia.
00:21:18Why?
00:21:19Did you get arrested?
00:21:20You're like a fucking machine gun.
00:21:23You know that?
00:21:24Enough with the questions.
00:21:29Oh.
00:21:31Stress management meditation with Dr. Amrita.
00:21:34Yeah, you need this.
00:21:36Yeah, you need to sort your shit out.
00:21:38You've got issues.
00:21:40I've got issues?
00:21:41Mm-hmm.
00:21:41Oh, you're the one who's crazy.
00:21:45Ooh.
00:21:46Hey.
00:21:47Maybe we should get fucked up tonight, you know?
00:21:49Last hurrah before our detox.
00:21:51Let's have fun.
00:21:52Okay?
00:21:54Think about it.
00:21:56I love it here.
00:22:04I love it here.
00:22:36Hi.
00:22:43Jax, it's perfect.
00:22:45Are you kidding?
00:22:45I have my own pool.
00:22:47Are you sure?
00:22:47I want you to be happy.
00:22:48You guys?
00:22:50There's like a bunch of monkeys up in the tree.
00:22:52Really?
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:53Wow.
00:22:54Just don't feed them.
00:22:55Monkeys can be aggressive.
00:22:56Lori, how's your room?
00:22:57It's great.
00:22:58I feel like you're kind of tucked away up there.
00:23:00I'm happy to switch.
00:23:01No, I'm fine.
00:23:02The view is incredible.
00:23:03Anyway, you paid.
00:23:04You should get first pick.
00:23:05Oh, my gosh.
00:23:06You guys, I'm happy with anything.
00:23:07Just being here with the three of us, I'm in heaven.
00:23:09I would sleep in a tree.
00:23:12That's too generous of you.
00:23:13So nice.
00:23:16But we're paying for our own treatments.
00:23:18And I'm going to pay for some of your treatments, too.
00:23:21You guys, should I open a bottle?
00:23:24Heck yeah.
00:23:25Let's open a bottle.
00:23:26These are the moments we've got to celebrate.
00:23:28A hundred percent.
00:23:30And we're not getting any other.
00:23:32Well, except you, Jack.
00:23:35You look amazing.
00:23:37You look amazing.
00:23:39But you look incredible.
00:23:42You look incredible.
00:23:44You look the same as you did 20 years ago.
00:23:47Oh.
00:23:48Okay.
00:23:51You both do.
00:23:53Yeah, but you look like you just got pushed out of a birth canal.
00:23:56Oh, God.
00:23:58Who's your doctor?
00:23:59Shut up.
00:24:00Who's your doctor?
00:24:00I don't know why you'd want to know because he's not as good as your doctor.
00:24:04I haven't done anything.
00:24:05Except for, you know, a little maintenance.
00:24:08The basics.
00:24:11Me too.
00:24:12Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Thanks.
00:24:17To Thailand.
00:24:18To monkeys.
00:24:20To self-care.
00:24:22And a week of new memories.
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:26Cheers.
00:24:27Cheers.
00:24:27Cheers.
00:24:31To the greatest friends I have ever known.
00:24:37Seriously.
00:24:38You'll never know how much I love you.
00:24:40I feel the exact same way.
00:24:42I look at you two.
00:24:44It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
00:24:45Good morning.
00:24:49What's your mind?
00:24:53Well, you think I can't do everything.
00:25:02Oh.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:12Oh.
00:25:13Oh.
00:25:15This is where you can begin that.
00:25:16My goodness, thank you so much.
00:25:18We are so happy to have you here.
00:25:20It's been a rough couple of years, and when this program opened up, it was a blessing.
00:25:25I think the universe knew I needed something.
00:25:28Anyway, I just want to thank you in advance for sharing your knowledge with me.
00:25:33Kau kuen ka.
00:25:34Kau kuen ka.
00:25:38It's beautiful.
00:25:40It's truly beautiful.
00:25:44Oh, my God!
00:25:46What? What? No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:48My God, what was that?
00:25:49Uh, monitor lizard.
00:25:52Not dangerous.
00:25:53No worry, no worry.
00:25:55Come here.
00:25:57It's okay.
00:25:58Shh, shh.
00:26:01In time, lizards will become your friends.
00:26:04No. Uh-uh. No porn chai.
00:26:07This is Brahma, the creator of Hindu god, and that is spirit house.
00:26:14Thai people believe that spirits are everywhere, so we give them offerings for good luck and protection.
00:26:35Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:26:52I pray that your time here brings you good memories and good results.
00:27:00I pray for that too.
00:27:05I pray for that too.
00:28:03I pray for that too.
00:28:05I pray for that too.
00:28:07I pray for that too.
00:28:09I pray for that too.
00:28:25I pray for that too.
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00:28:53I pray for that too.
00:29:14I pray for that too.
00:29:16I pray for that too.
00:29:22I pray for that too.
00:29:26I pray for that too.
00:29:51I pray for that too.
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00:30:01I pray for that too.
00:30:35I pray for that too.
00:30:49I pray for that too.
00:31:24I pray for that too.
00:31:32I pray for that too.
00:31:50I pray for that too.
00:31:51I think I'm going to stay a little longer.
00:31:53Alright.
00:31:54Thanks for coming with me.
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:56Later.
00:31:56Bye.
00:32:14Hey.
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:17Hey.
00:32:18Hey.
00:32:18Come on.
00:32:18you fall asleep now you're gonna regret it later did we have to go halfway
00:32:23around the world couldn't she write her thesis on her own religion she could
00:32:29have interviewed the archbishop of Canterbury we could have stayed at
00:32:40Clarich's mr. Radliff this is Bart Nixon at Wall Street Journal I've been trying to
00:32:52reach you I'm on a deadline if you could call me back when you get this at seven
00:32:56seven one four four four five eight oh one it's somewhat urgent so I hope to hear
00:33:02from you some guy from the Wall Street Journal keeps calling me
00:33:36lucky luck yo yo how are the monks hey we're chillin
00:33:47dude those long plane rides make me so fucking horny
00:33:52it's like a lot of hot women away from home
00:33:55no one to answer to acting all anonymous
00:34:00it's like printing money
00:34:08cougars
00:34:12hey hey we saw you guys on the boat earlier
00:34:18oh yeah yeah yes hi hi I'm Saxon this is my little brother
00:34:25Lockheed
00:34:29you guys should get in the pool I mean the temperature is perfect sounds fun
00:34:38hey you're on TV aren't you
00:34:41yeah yeah yeah yeah I recognize you yeah thanks very cool
00:35:14hey how do you how do you get a drink around here you walk up to the bar and you
00:35:19order one
00:35:32it's a numbers game lock you gotta play the numbers
00:35:47so I'm I'm here the whole three months yes
00:35:55you know you sure know how to treat a burnt out bitch I mean there's two beds that's perfect you
00:36:01know my son's coming to visit oh what a lucky young man
00:36:03oh tomorrow I'll come by at nine and I'll walk you to the center
00:36:08that's amazing
00:36:10have a pleasant stay thank you
00:36:30okay
00:36:30okay then
00:36:32Oh, oh, oh.
00:37:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:37:23You know what this reminds me of?
00:37:25When we did that sketch in school, and we were all one person.
00:37:29And Jacqueline, of course, was the face.
00:37:32What do you mean, of course?
00:37:33And we hid behind you, and I had my hands and some shoes, and I was your feet, and...
00:37:40And I was the arms, and I...
00:37:42Oh, my God.
00:37:43Oh, my God.
00:37:44Oh, right.
00:37:47No!
00:37:52Isn't that cool?
00:37:53So, when are you interviewing this celebrated monk, Piper?
00:37:58I'm going to go by the monastery tomorrow and set it up.
00:38:02You mean you came all the way here? You haven't set it up already?
00:38:08Don't worry, Dad. He's not going anywhere.
00:38:15What about you, Locke? What are your goals for the week?
00:38:20I don't have homework, so I'll just take it easy.
00:38:24I saw in the spa catalog they got a treatment for posture to keep your spine straight.
00:38:30You're going to sit in front of a computer your whole life. It'd be good not to be a hunchback.
00:38:35Yeah?
00:38:38Well, I don't know. I also have a big decision to make, too.
00:38:42So I'll probably spend some time thinking about that.
00:38:45What decision?
00:38:49College.
00:38:50What's the decision? You got into Duke. You're going to Duke.
00:39:05Who are you?
00:39:16Dad, what are you doing? You're not supposed to have your...
00:39:18Hello?
00:39:19What are you doing? No, don't take it in here. Go outside.
00:39:21Hold on a second. Where am I going to go?
00:39:23I love the poppy. She said not to have it in, like, public spaces. Go on.
00:39:28Oh, my God.
00:39:31Oh, I don't mean to complain, but that's not very much.
00:39:47She wants you to taste it.
00:39:50Oh.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:58Mm-hmm.
00:40:00Yeah, that's delicious.
00:40:01Good.
00:40:08What... what is this shit?
00:40:11Gluten-free rice and coconut balls? What, are we at a fucking fat farm?
00:40:16Oh, this is so on-brand for you.
00:40:21To be a victim of your own decisions.
00:40:27Good evening, ladies.
00:40:28Hi.
00:40:30Hi.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:31How's your villa?
00:40:33Oh, my God.
00:40:34That's so cool.
00:40:34I saw monkeys.
00:40:35We gave you my favorite.
00:40:38A table of such beautiful ladies.
00:40:42You know, when we were little, people would always mix us up. Couldn't tell us apart.
00:40:47But then Jacqueline got famous, so...
00:40:51Kunzitala was an actress herself.
00:40:53Were you?
00:40:54I believe that.
00:40:56Many, many years ago.
00:40:58She's going to sing tomorrow night, so you must come here for dinner.
00:41:01We wouldn't miss it.
00:41:03I have some popular songs in Thailand.
00:41:05And then I married my husband.
00:41:08He's an American.
00:41:10Kunzitala is very famous here in Thailand.
00:41:12Also, a pioneer in the wellness space.
00:41:16Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I know.
00:41:18I have autoimmune disease.
00:41:21So, I learned all about health and wellness.
00:41:26I even wrote books.
00:41:28No, no, no.
00:41:29Stop.
00:41:30Stop.
00:41:30No.
00:41:31No, no.
00:41:40You know what?
00:41:41I'm not gonna eat.
00:41:42What's going on with you?
00:41:44I'm just not hungry.
00:41:49You know, I think the cosmos brought us together so that we could get to the root of your issues.
00:41:55No, I'm gonna help you get your joy back.
00:41:57Yeah?
00:41:57Yeah.
00:41:58Oh.
00:42:00Good luck with that.
00:42:01Even if it kills me.
00:42:06You know what?
00:42:06I'm gonna go have a smoke and go back to the room.
00:42:09You wanna get into some tantric later?
00:42:13Would that make you happy?
00:43:02Thank you for taking my call.
00:43:03Do you have a minute?
00:43:04Well, I'm in Thailand on vacation with my family.
00:43:07So, you know.
00:43:09I'm in it.
00:43:09Sure.
00:43:10I'm writing a piece on Kenneth Wynne.
00:43:12Did you work with him in 2018 to set up a fund called ShowCal?
00:43:16Can you confirm that?
00:43:21Sorry, what is this article even about?
00:43:24We are looking into ShowCal and Mr. Wynne's relationship to the government.
00:43:27I know Kenny moved to Brunei, but I haven't seen or spoken to him for four years at least.
00:43:35Anyway, look, like I said, I'm on vacation with my family and-
00:43:39I'm sorry.
00:43:40Could you-
00:43:40Why don't you put all your questions in an email, send them to my office, I'll get back
00:43:44to you because it's really not a good time.
00:43:47We're running the story this week.
00:43:50Well, you know, good luck with that and thanks a lot.
00:43:54Bye-bye.
00:43:55Could you leave me?
00:44:10Kenny, Pam, I was just talking to a guy from the Wall Street Journal asking questions about
00:44:16ShowCal.
00:44:18You know about this?
00:44:22Give me a call.
00:44:23I'm in Thailand, so I don't know-
00:44:25Whatever time it is, I'll try and pick up.
00:44:27But you-
00:44:27But call me, Kenny.
00:44:29Okay?
00:44:29Call me.
00:44:40How's your night?
00:44:41Fuck off.
00:44:44Fucking prick.
00:44:51What's up, Dad?
00:44:53Hey.
00:44:54Anything I can help with?
00:44:56It's nothing.
00:44:57Well, if it was nothing, then why did you take it?
00:45:00Cause it was something and I'm gonna handle it and then it won't be nothing.
00:45:05Okay, y'all.
00:45:06The point is to be present.
00:45:08Here.
00:45:10Now.
00:45:11Okay?
00:45:11Yeah.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:17Mom?
00:45:20Mom.
00:45:22Mom.
00:45:24Mom.
00:45:25You were asleep.
00:45:27Scratch my arm.
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:33Feels so good.
00:45:35You're okay.
00:45:36Whoa.
00:45:36No.
00:45:37No.
00:46:05No.
00:46:05I don't know.
00:46:38Hi, Nat. Can I get a Morisco, please?
00:46:45I love your outfit.
00:46:50I love your teeth.
00:46:53Thank you. You're from England, right?
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:57I used to go to London all the time for work.
00:46:59Ooh, for work.
00:47:00Yeah. What was your work?
00:47:02No, just, you know, modeling.
00:47:05Oh, how glamorous.
00:47:07Are you from London?
00:47:08No, I'm from Manchester.
00:47:10Oh, okay.
00:47:12And you're here by yourself?
00:47:13No. My boyfriend's hiding from me.
00:47:16No way. That's like my boyfriend.
00:47:18Your boyfriend hides from you?
00:47:19Yeah. I mean, he just tells me to get lost
00:47:22because I get on his nerves.
00:47:24But honestly, he's so fucking boring.
00:47:26I almost don't even care.
00:47:28Mm-hmm.
00:47:31How long have you been here for?
00:47:33A year.
00:47:34You've been at this hotel for a year?
00:47:36No, no.
00:47:37We have a house at the top of the hill.
00:47:39We just come down here to eat,
00:47:40but we just got in a fight,
00:47:41so I'm letting him cool off.
00:47:43He's behind me, the ball guy.
00:47:47The one with the orange shirt.
00:47:50Oh.
00:47:58Yeah, you'll notice a lot of bald white guys in Thailand.
00:48:01Yeah.
00:48:02The locals call them LBHs.
00:48:06Losers back home.
00:48:07Oh.
00:48:12Thank you, Nat.
00:48:14My boyfriend's going bald.
00:48:17So much in common.
00:48:19We really do.
00:48:24What are you having? Martini?
00:48:26Yes, please.
00:48:27Nat, another martini, please.
00:48:31Hey, let's get pissed.
00:48:32Let's get pissed.
00:48:34Cheers.
00:48:35Cheers.
00:48:36So nice to meet you.
00:48:41I mean it.
00:48:42Everybody's so nice, and I love the culture.
00:48:45They're always lighting candles,
00:48:46and everything smells so good.
00:48:47Oh, and I saw two black people tonight,
00:48:49and they weren't staff.
00:48:52That's awesome, Mom.
00:48:54So you got a final today?
00:48:55Yeah, I have microeconomics this morning,
00:48:58and statistics Wednesday,
00:48:59and then I'm coming to see you.
00:49:01I can't wait.
00:49:03I don't know what I expected,
00:49:04but I'm starting to feel like something good
00:49:05is going to come out of this.
00:49:07You deserve it, Mom.
00:49:09All right.
00:49:10I'm going to let you go.
00:49:11I love you, and I miss you.
00:49:14And good luck on your finals.
00:49:16Love you.
00:49:16Bye.
00:49:21Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:49:23The fuck was that?
00:49:25Uh-uh.
00:49:26No snake falling on my head.
00:49:28Uh-uh.
00:49:29Uh-uh.
00:49:29Not today.
00:49:38Okay, Jack.
00:49:38I know that it's nice to have the red carpet
00:49:42rolled out for you all the time,
00:49:44but is it weird to have people constantly kissing your ass?
00:49:47Because I think I would go crazy.
00:49:49It's fine.
00:49:51I always have to be gracious,
00:49:54and I can't have a bad day in public anymore.
00:49:56And I'm sure you have to wonder about people's motives.
00:49:59I mean, I even get that.
00:50:02Everyone in Austin knows about David and his company,
00:50:05and there's so many times
00:50:06I think someone wants to be my friend
00:50:08because they like me.
00:50:10I mean, I think I'm cool,
00:50:12but then I realize pretty quickly
00:50:15they have some agenda.
00:50:16They, you know, want a donation
00:50:18or a job for their kid
00:50:20or want me to get them on some board.
00:50:24I'm not complaining.
00:50:25I'm lucky to be in a position to help people.
00:50:28We're all lucky.
00:50:30We're so lucky.
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:34Mm-hmm.
00:50:35I am always bragging that I know you,
00:50:38and people don't believe we're friends,
00:50:40and I'm like, I'm telling you,
00:50:41she's like one of my closest friends.
00:50:45Well, and you.
00:50:47Your kids are gorgeous.
00:50:49Your beautiful homes.
00:50:50You're totally winning life.
00:50:53Well, look at you.
00:50:54Now you've found the man of your dreams.
00:50:57Oh, my God.
00:50:57Who would have ever thought?
00:50:59Right?
00:51:05Oh.
00:51:06And Lori,
00:51:08you just,
00:51:10everything you do is just so hard.
00:51:14You know,
00:51:14you've always been so impressive.
00:51:16I mean,
00:51:16that corporate world is so tough.
00:51:19Yeah.
00:51:20And your daughter seems like she is turning into a really cool girl.
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:29Yeah.
00:51:31Thanks.
00:51:34Dave said, so what, you're going on a midlife crisis trip with your girlfriends?
00:51:39And I was like, Dave, it is not a midlife crisis trip.
00:51:45It's a victory tour.
00:51:47Victory tour.
00:51:48I love that.
00:51:49So, that's it.
00:51:53You guys, I think the jet lag is catching up to me.
00:51:57I'm going to go to bed.
00:51:58Hey, I'll help you with the door.
00:52:00Okay.
00:52:00Night-night.
00:52:03Good night.
00:52:04Mwah.
00:52:05Good night.
00:52:06Let me do it.
00:52:07Let me go.
00:52:07Oh, thank you.
00:52:08Good night.
00:52:17Good night.
00:52:24Say hi.
00:52:26Good night.
00:52:27Good night.
00:52:50I don't know.
00:53:22Identity is a prison.
00:53:25No one is spared this prison.
00:53:29Rich man, poor man, success or failure.
00:53:35We build the prison, lock ourselves inside, then throw away the key.
00:53:46You shouldn't humor her bullshit, she has issues she needs to deal with.
00:53:52What are her issues?
00:53:55Well, for one, which I'm sure you've noticed, she's pretty hot.
00:54:03But I don't think she's ever been laid before.
00:54:08Look, Buddhism is for people that want to suppress in life.
00:54:12They're afraid.
00:54:14Don't get attached.
00:54:15Don't have desires.
00:54:16Don't even try.
00:54:19Just sit there in a lotus position with a thumb up your ass.
00:54:25But, I mean, it is good to want things.
00:54:27You know, as long as you can get them.
00:54:30I mean, getting what you want in life, that's happiness, bro.
00:54:38But, what do I want, I guess?
00:54:43Pussy?
00:54:44Money?
00:54:45Freedom?
00:54:46Respect?
00:54:47I mean, look, you're smart and good looking, lock.
00:54:50I mean, sure, we need to buff you up a little bit, but you've got so much ammo.
00:54:55You don't need to shrink away from life like her.
00:55:02Get laid.
00:55:04Get everything.
00:55:07I'm gonna help you.
00:55:10Thanks.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:13No problem.
00:55:23So, what kind of porn do you like?
00:55:29What?
00:55:31Like, hot teacher?
00:55:33Bukkake?
00:55:39Real question is, how the fuck am I gonna jerk off with you in here all week?
00:55:47Eh, I'll just go to the bathroom.
00:56:23Timothy, I just got a second wind.
00:56:28Oh, shit.
00:56:38Don't worry, I tickle a razor, Pam.
00:56:51That guy on the boat was such an asshole.
00:56:55I saw him in front of the hotel.
00:56:57Asshole again.
00:57:00He's probably just jealous.
00:57:02Huh.
00:57:04I mean, you have a beautiful wife, right?
00:57:09Yes, I do.
00:57:11The most beautiful.
00:57:13Who adores you.
00:57:15You have three perfect children who worship you.
00:57:19You have an amazing career.
00:57:22And what does he have?
00:57:26Cirrhosis?
00:57:27Lung cancer?
00:57:30Some bimbo he met on the internet.
00:57:35We have it good.
00:57:37No doubt.
00:57:40And it's all because of you.
00:57:43You did it.
00:57:47Everyone tells me what a great man you are.
00:57:49All right.
00:58:16All right.
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