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00:00:00Last night, I wanted a drink so fucking bad.
00:00:03You are five years sober.
00:00:05What if I just can't fucking do this anymore?
00:00:10How are you? Having fun?
00:00:11You have the most beautiful skin I've ever seen.
00:00:14We gotta go.
00:00:16Girls!
00:00:17You helped your...
00:00:18You guys made a mistake.
00:00:19Just don't help your mistake. It's all I'm asking.
00:00:22I wrote a profile about you.
00:00:25Ten power women in the tech world.
00:00:27That was a hatchet job.
00:00:29What?
00:00:30Some lady found this on the beach and gave it to me.
00:00:32With no tag?
00:00:33No.
00:00:36Have you ever thought about starting, like, your own business?
00:00:39Come on.
00:00:39I would be down for funding something like that.
00:00:42Who's the guy you were with by the lobby? I saw you.
00:00:45He's just some random who tried to pick me up.
00:00:47Your dad didn't die from cancer.
00:00:49He died from AIDS.
00:00:50AIDS?
00:00:53I'm on the one.
00:00:53I'm going to try this thing that was last.
00:01:17I was going to be down for a while.
00:01:19You're probably going to be one another.
00:01:19You're pretty little, I know.
00:02:27Hello?
00:03:51Hey.
00:03:55Where were you?
00:03:57I just walked around.
00:03:59Couldn't sleep.
00:04:00Probably the K.
00:04:20Fuck.
00:04:23Fuck.
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00:06:00Fuck.
00:06:09Fuck.
00:06:33Oh, that was amazing.
00:06:42Love you, Rach.
00:06:46Love you, too.
00:06:49I can't wait to fuck in Tahiti.
00:07:13Hey, I love it when you call me.
00:07:16I was just thinking about you.
00:07:18About to head out to class here in a minute.
00:07:19Yeah, I just got to work myself.
00:07:22You're never not at work.
00:07:24Well, you think I'm working hard now?
00:07:26Wait till I start my own business.
00:07:28What are you talking about?
00:07:30I don't know.
00:07:31I think I'm getting ahead of myself.
00:07:35There's this woman, this guest, this rich white lady.
00:07:40She took me out to dinner and she said if I wanted to start my own wellness center, she'd fund
00:07:45the whole thing.
00:07:46Mom, you have to do that.
00:07:48That fucking place exploits you, Mom.
00:07:50If that lady says jump, you say how high.
00:07:54I'm serious.
00:07:55Working.
00:07:56Get your own thing going.
00:07:57You deserve it.
00:07:58All right, we'll see.
00:08:00We'll see.
00:08:01Keep me posted.
00:08:02I will.
00:08:03I will.
00:08:04I love you.
00:08:04I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:07All right.
00:08:07Bye.
00:08:11Armand.
00:08:15Armand!
00:08:24Come on!
00:08:25Oh!
00:08:27Oh.
00:08:31You know I thought you were dead, right?
00:08:33No, I just got here a little early.
00:08:34Had a cat nap.
00:08:36Fine.
00:08:37You're fine?
00:08:37I'm fine.
00:08:38Right.
00:08:46Come on.
00:08:48Come on.
00:08:50Come on.
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:55Come on.
00:09:02Come on!
00:09:07Then, you guys areактерized.
00:09:08You're not a mess.
00:09:10Mina.
00:09:12And I don't like the background in there.
00:09:14When's the big zoom?
00:09:16One.
00:09:17I don't like it in here either.
00:09:19This lighting makes me look freakish.
00:09:22You sure it's the lighting?
00:09:25Quinn!
00:09:27Where have you been?
00:09:28I slept on the beach.
00:09:29Why?
00:09:30Because of them!
00:09:31Because they made me!
00:09:32And now all my shit is gone!
00:09:34What shit?
00:09:35My phone!
00:09:36My Nintendo!
00:09:36They got washed away!
00:09:39My iPad got soaked!
00:09:41It's fucking ruined!
00:09:42And now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
00:09:48I didn't tell him to sleep on the beach.
00:09:51It was his idea, Nicole.
00:09:53They're lying!
00:09:57Dad, what's wrong with you?
00:09:58Your father got some very upsetting news last night.
00:10:01He does have cancer?
00:10:03No, he doesn't have cancer.
00:10:05He found out something about his father that he never knew before.
00:10:10I'm listening.
00:10:13Your grandfather died of AIDS.
00:10:18How did he get AIDS?
00:10:21Apparently, Paula, he was having sex with other men.
00:10:24Who was?
00:10:25Your dad's dad.
00:10:27Why?
00:10:29Because he liked it.
00:10:31Why else?
00:10:33He was probably closeted.
00:10:34Or bisexual.
00:10:36Dad, why are you so upset though?
00:10:38You're like catatonic.
00:10:40Well, it was a secret that was kept from him his entire life live.
00:10:43So now, whatever image he had of his father, of his childhood, has been pulverized.
00:10:49You know, he was probably a bottom.
00:10:51That's how you mostly get it.
00:10:52Receiving.
00:10:55Dad, do you feel like your father was less of a man or something?
00:10:59He might have not been gay a lot of straight guys like Assway.
00:11:03Yeah.
00:11:04Maybe he was just too embarrassed to ask grandma to use a dildo on him.
00:11:07Oh, Jesus!
00:11:08Can we...
00:11:09Nah, please.
00:11:11I...
00:11:12Even if he wasn't a top, it doesn't mean he was femme.
00:11:15He could have still been butch, Dad.
00:11:17Maybe he was a bossy bottom.
00:11:19Yeah, maybe grandpa was a power bottom.
00:11:21Does that make you feel better?
00:11:23No.
00:11:24That makes me want to throw up.
00:11:27Dad, you don't want to say that.
00:11:29Well, he can say whatever he wants.
00:11:32You know, if he's having a negative visceral reaction to his father having gay sex,
00:11:37it's valid.
00:11:38It's fine.
00:11:39Well, it comes off as homophobic.
00:11:42Well, it's not.
00:11:43Well, that's how it comes across.
00:11:45Well, luckily he's in a safe space and he's here with our family so he can...
00:11:50You'll cancel him.
00:11:52Dox him.
00:11:53Stick the K-pop fans on him.
00:11:55You see what I have to deal with?
00:11:57Mom, I need a new phone stat or I'm gonna go completely insane.
00:12:01You already are insane.
00:12:03I'll order it for you right now.
00:12:07Have a great day.
00:12:18I'm gonna make that easy.
00:12:23Take care.
00:12:27Try a nice experience.
00:12:28You know that people don't go perfectly without worrying.
00:12:31Oh my god, I will take care.
00:12:35And my family's garden at home.
00:12:35Have a great day with my family.
00:12:35Dox, I dox, that's beautiful.
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:36Why don't you decide whether they work from heaven?
00:12:37Wake up next to you.
00:12:38What do you expect?
00:12:42Is it a problem?
00:12:45Aren't you horny for me?
00:12:47Yeah.
00:12:48Yeah.
00:12:49Yeah, just not, like, every single minute.
00:12:51Like you are.
00:12:54Huh.
00:12:57It's just not the most important thing to me.
00:13:01Well, what is?
00:13:04Was it the most important thing to you?
00:13:07It's up there.
00:13:10So this entire marriage is just based on sex for you?
00:13:15No.
00:13:17No.
00:13:17Hey, all right, look, there's other stuff, too.
00:13:21I love you.
00:13:22And we're a team.
00:13:24We get along great.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28Oh, my God, you think that I'm like this sex pig.
00:13:33Hey, look.
00:13:34Me?
00:13:36I can be romantic.
00:13:38I'm actually emo.
00:13:40And don't put me in a box.
00:13:44Sure.
00:13:45Hey, buddy, hold on a second.
00:13:48Hey, if you see Armand,
00:13:50could you tell him I'd like to talk to him about something?
00:13:52Of course.
00:13:57It's not about the room.
00:13:59No.
00:14:05Hello.
00:14:08How are you this morning?
00:14:11I was hoping that you could help me.
00:14:14I have something really important that I need to do.
00:14:17I brought my mother's ashes with me, you know, so I could spread them in the ocean.
00:14:23And I just realized yesterday I'm going to need a boat.
00:14:27Oh, we have our resort boat you can charter.
00:14:30Is it free today?
00:14:32Because I really need to put this behind me.
00:14:35Would you like to take it out at sunset?
00:14:38Yeah, that would be nice.
00:14:41Well, that's a departure at five from the dock.
00:14:45Could I get some alcohol on the boat?
00:14:48Yes.
00:14:49I think I'm going to need a drink.
00:14:51Of course.
00:14:52Some fruit and cheese, maybe?
00:14:54Could you just tell the captain
00:15:01that I think I'm going to be a little emotional?
00:15:05I just want him to be fully prepared.
00:15:08Could be like a total basket case.
00:15:14Well, see you at five.
00:15:17But let's definitely order the cheese.
00:15:20Mm-hmm.
00:15:27Christy, could you have a disc?
00:15:28Of course.
00:15:29I just need to get something from the office.
00:15:30Sure, not a problem.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54Sorry, I just want to tell you that Mr. Patton
00:15:56from the Palm Suite wants to talk to you.
00:15:58Are you fucking kidding me?
00:16:00What?
00:16:01He thinks we've ruined his honeymoon.
00:16:03Fuck him.
00:16:04I will ruin his honeymoon.
00:16:06Well, he's eating by the pool.
00:16:10I like your hair up like that.
00:16:12Looks cute.
00:16:15Um, thanks.
00:16:20Okay.
00:16:44Can we have a phone sent here?
00:16:46Well, we're not here long enough.
00:16:47It'll be there when we get home.
00:16:48Then I'm going to need to use your computer, Mom.
00:16:51I do have work to do.
00:16:53Like today, I've got Zooms all afternoon.
00:16:54What the fuck am I supposed to do all day?
00:16:56Enjoy Hawaii.
00:16:58Get in the ocean.
00:17:01I did see a whale last night on the beach.
00:17:04That was pretty cool.
00:17:05Well, you're not sleeping out there again.
00:17:08Mom, he likes it.
00:17:09He's commuting with nature.
00:17:11It's funny how you're able to have so much compassion
00:17:14for all these groups of oppressed peoples
00:17:16you don't even know and yet not for your family.
00:17:19Yep, okay.
00:17:20Who actually know you and love you.
00:17:22You're a generation's only sacred value.
00:17:25Biting the hand that feeds you.
00:17:27Whatever.
00:17:28Hey, Dad.
00:17:29What?
00:17:30You're not eating anything.
00:17:31I'm not hungry.
00:17:33That's your second Bloody Mary.
00:17:35So, you scoob after this.
00:17:38I'll be fine.
00:17:41That's the guy.
00:17:45Oh, man.
00:17:48Excuse me, dude.
00:17:50Hello, ladies.
00:17:52How are you this morning?
00:17:53Oh, yesterday I told you about a bag.
00:17:54It's my friend's.
00:17:56Yeah, I left it on the beach.
00:17:57It's olive green.
00:17:58I checked with Lost and Found in the office
00:18:01and I'm so sorry to tell you.
00:18:03It wasn't there.
00:18:05But we'll keep an eye out
00:18:06and if it turns up,
00:18:08I will call your room immediately.
00:18:12I do hope we find it.
00:18:15Hi.
00:18:20Aloha, Mr. Ross.
00:18:22Lana will take you to table nine.
00:18:25Thanks, Lana.
00:18:29I've been looking for you.
00:18:30Mr. Patton, how are we this morning?
00:18:32Yeah, no complaints.
00:18:34I'd love to hear that.
00:18:35Listen, I want to do something special for my wife,
00:18:38but kind of romantic.
00:18:39It's our honeymoon.
00:18:41I'm thinking a candlelit dinner
00:18:43totally off on our own.
00:18:44Somewhere cool.
00:18:45It's like a beach or a cliff
00:18:48or just like an Instagram spot, you know?
00:18:51Yes, yes, how wonderful.
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:52Um, and of course,
00:18:55we do private dinners for couples all the time,
00:18:58but since you're such valued guests
00:19:01and with the whole mix-up regarding your room,
00:19:04I would love to come up with something really unique.
00:19:09Okay, great.
00:19:10Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
00:19:11What about a candlelit dinner
00:19:15on our charter boat at sunset?
00:19:17That sounds perfect.
00:19:18You can watch the sunset from a private cove.
00:19:20Oh, schools of dolphins leaping
00:19:23and circling the boat
00:19:24as you cruise the coastline,
00:19:26sipping pina coladas,
00:19:27debating the names of your future offspring.
00:19:30I, I don't know about that.
00:19:32Well, it sound like a plan?
00:19:34Yeah.
00:19:35Well, see you down at the dock at five.
00:19:38Okay, great.
00:19:39Tonight then?
00:19:40Yeah, thanks.
00:19:42Oh, one little thing.
00:19:43Uh, there will be one other guest on the boat.
00:19:46Really?
00:19:47Yeah, very lovely woman,
00:19:48traveling alone,
00:19:49and because she paid for the boat,
00:19:51you'll only have to pay for the dinner.
00:19:53Oh, yeah.
00:19:54It's a sizable boat.
00:19:55You won't even notice she's there.
00:19:56She'll be quiet as a church mouse.
00:20:01Yeah, all right.
00:20:02Yeah, that sounds fine.
00:20:04I just,
00:20:06I just wanted to have a romantic vibe.
00:20:09Absolutely.
00:20:10Ah, your wife is very lucky.
00:20:12Thank you for all the help.
00:20:14Of course.
00:20:18Yes, we could give you
00:20:19a full relaxation package for you,
00:20:21not a problem.
00:20:22Actually, can I give you a call right back?
00:20:25Hey!
00:20:26Hey.
00:20:26Thank you again for dinner last night.
00:20:28Really, I had a great time.
00:20:29And it was cool, you know,
00:20:31getting to know you more.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:34You know, tonight's the night
00:20:35I put my mother into the sea.
00:20:37Oh, wow.
00:20:38The boat leaves at five.
00:20:40I really appreciate it
00:20:41if you could be there.
00:20:45I'm here until seven.
00:20:50Oh, geez.
00:20:53You know what?
00:20:55I'll take care of it.
00:20:56I'm sure one of the girls
00:20:57will be able to cover for me.
00:20:58This is important.
00:20:59I want to be there for you.
00:21:00Wow.
00:21:04Yeah.
00:21:05And just so you know,
00:21:07I'm probably going to be
00:21:08a little drunk, so
00:21:10don't judge me, all right?
00:21:13No.
00:21:14Okay, well, I'd never.
00:21:16The boat leaves at five.
00:21:18Five o'clock.
00:21:19All right.
00:21:20I'll see you.
00:21:20All right.
00:21:25Dad.
00:21:26What?
00:21:27You don't feel like doing this now.
00:21:29It's fine.
00:21:31Nah.
00:21:34It's just like,
00:21:35what is real?
00:21:38Like, what?
00:21:39You know?
00:21:40What's real?
00:21:42Are you gay?
00:21:44No.
00:21:45Hey, because if you are,
00:21:47it's okay.
00:21:47Just, like, be real.
00:21:49I am being real.
00:21:52What's real is?
00:21:55Like, gay, straight, whatever.
00:21:56We're just monkeys.
00:21:58We're just fucking monkeys.
00:21:59Yeah?
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:01We're just animals.
00:22:03I mean, you know,
00:22:04we want to be, like,
00:22:06superheroes,
00:22:07and respectable fathers,
00:22:09and pillars in our communities,
00:22:10but, in fact,
00:22:12we're just monkeys.
00:22:15Living in our little monkey pods,
00:22:18driven by base instincts
00:22:20to create these hierarchies
00:22:23and hump each other.
00:22:25I thought I knew my father,
00:22:27you know?
00:22:29I only knew the part
00:22:30that he wanted me to see.
00:22:33He hid the monkey.
00:22:35And that screwed me up, Quinn.
00:22:38You think that's what did it?
00:22:41Yeah, definitely.
00:22:43Hey, I thought,
00:22:45my own wife,
00:22:46I thought I was
00:22:46the flawed child of an icon.
00:22:48Like, I put him
00:22:49on this, like,
00:22:50enormous pedestal.
00:22:52Meanwhile,
00:22:54he's off at some bathhouse
00:22:55on the DL,
00:22:57getting manhandled
00:22:58by some
00:23:01random dudes.
00:23:05Wow.
00:23:07Oh, I wish I'd known.
00:23:12I'm sorry.
00:23:14Yeah.
00:23:17But I get it.
00:23:18I mean, you know,
00:23:18you don't want your kid
00:23:19thinking you're some
00:23:20sex-crazy lunatic.
00:23:25The room is beautiful,
00:23:28and we have this ocean view,
00:23:30and we face west,
00:23:31so we get these
00:23:33incredible sunsets.
00:23:36Yeah.
00:23:39We love life.
00:23:41Everything's so lush.
00:23:56So, yesterday,
00:23:58you were reading
00:23:58Freud and Nietzsche,
00:24:00and today,
00:24:01you're reading what?
00:24:07So, you've finished
00:24:08Freud and Nietzsche.
00:24:10Are you actually
00:24:11reading any of these books?
00:24:13No, they're just props.
00:24:15We have a stylist
00:24:16choose our outfits,
00:24:17and then we have
00:24:17a book stylist
00:24:18pick out our books.
00:24:21Yeah, that's what I figured.
00:24:23Yeah, it's really relaxing.
00:24:25I really want to bring
00:24:26you and Dad here.
00:24:28You gonna get in the water?
00:24:29Well, you do.
00:24:32I mean, everyone
00:24:32takes vacations.
00:24:34Okay, so 60 pages.
00:24:35Based on how fast you read,
00:24:36that'll be like two minutes,
00:24:37and then you can jump in.
00:24:40Do you want to know me?
00:24:47Maybe.
00:24:49Do you?
00:24:52I don't know.
00:24:57Maybe it's better
00:24:58if I'm just really real with you.
00:25:03Maybe that's the health
00:25:04of your legacy.
00:25:07I think it is.
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:10You guys ready
00:25:11to get your tanks on?
00:25:12Yeah, let's do it!
00:25:33Hey, if you won't come to the pool,
00:25:35the pool is gonna come to you.
00:25:37Come on.
00:25:38Get in!
00:25:41Get in the water!
00:25:43Come on!
00:25:44Oh, my God.
00:25:45I'm talking, babe.
00:25:46You got my bucket.
00:25:47Oh, my God!
00:25:53Oh, my God!
00:25:54This will look funny.
00:25:56I think it's your...
00:25:58You guys forgot,
00:25:59but I didn't hear you.
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:05Yeah.
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00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:06Yeah.
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00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:31Yeah.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:37Yeah.
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00:30:34are you okay paula no all right i'm gonna start my zoom and you guys if you're gonna stay in
00:30:39here
00:30:39you have to be totally silent okay stay out of the frame mom you look deranged it's all right
00:30:45i have a filter for that oh fuck i chased nicole for three years and she wouldn't let me touch
00:30:56her
00:30:56and then when i finally could i couldn't get enough man i was i had to have it all the
00:31:02time
00:31:02and she thought it was nuts she thought that i should see a doctor she thought i had uh
00:31:11pripism which is like hey but when you get this perpetual heart on like an erection that you
00:31:19will not go down yeah but after a few years it doesn't matter how much role playing you do or
00:31:28like toys you buy or porn you watch together whatever sex just turns into like a you know
00:31:36like when they they do one of those food challenges on a reality show you know where they gotta like
00:31:42eat like a bowl of live worms and you just gotta you gotta psych yourself up for it you're like
00:31:47i can do
00:31:48this just hold my nose and like suck it down as fast as i can so i don't gag
00:31:57yeah but it's natural i mean it'd be weird if it didn't fade you know look i'm just being real
00:32:04with
00:32:04you you know oh this is my son quinn and i'm mark right hi what are you talking about nothing
00:32:13sex with
00:32:14your mom you know i actually i think i'm gonna order from the room just because it's
00:32:22it's so hot here feeling hot well it was nice to talk with you and i hope that you have
00:32:28a great
00:32:29honeymoon thank you and you guys have a great trip okay bye thanks
00:32:39was it something i said
00:32:47livia get down oh
00:32:52hey everybody
00:32:55what a means a joe nicola musbacher good to see you all woman dahl hung jing ban
00:33:08hey
00:33:10you left me
00:33:12I'm surprised that you noticed
00:33:14what?
00:33:15oh sure
00:33:18you're so busy flirting with those girls
00:33:21it's not flirting
00:33:23with those girls
00:33:25I was giving them shit
00:33:27well it certainly seemed like you were having a good time
00:33:30oh
00:33:32is my baby jealous?
00:33:35no
00:33:38no
00:33:39yeah
00:33:41well I came to find you to tell you
00:33:44to wear something
00:33:45extra cute tonight
00:33:48what do you mean?
00:33:50why?
00:33:50tell us something planned
00:33:52tell me
00:33:53no
00:33:54tell me
00:33:55no
00:33:55tell me
00:33:56it's a surprise
00:33:59but I will tell you
00:34:01it is barely
00:34:03very
00:34:04very
00:34:04romantic
00:34:08yes
00:34:14I'll say it
00:34:24I know
00:34:28I think it's just a good time
00:34:29you know
00:34:29I know
00:34:29I don't know
00:34:29I know
00:34:29it's a good time
00:34:29you know
00:34:29but it's just a good time
00:34:59It's natural to want something new.
00:35:03I mean, when you're jerking to porn, do you watch the same clip every time?
00:35:09No, never.
00:35:12I think I'm gonna go.
00:35:13Yeah? Okay.
00:35:14Um, can I borrow your phone?
00:35:17Mine's gone, and I need to get online.
00:35:19Uh, alright.
00:35:25See you back in the room.
00:35:57Where are these people?
00:36:00They're joining for dinner. Hope that's okay.
00:36:04Alright.
00:36:09What's your step?
00:36:11Hi.
00:36:11Hi. Hello, Pop.
00:36:13Hi.
00:36:14Wow.
00:36:16Is this all for us?
00:36:18Uh, yep.
00:36:20Yeah, pretty much.
00:36:23I'll hold that for you.
00:36:26Hey, everybody.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:30Hey.
00:36:31Thank you for coming.
00:36:34I know I don't know you, but I'm glad you're here.
00:36:41Well, these are my mother's ashes, and I just wanna say that, you know, I don't want tonight to be
00:36:50a downer.
00:36:50You know, my mother would've wanted us to have a good time.
00:36:56So let's have fun, okay?
00:36:59Bye.
00:37:02I think I need to set this down.
00:37:04Come on.
00:37:07This is nice.
00:37:08Yeah.
00:37:09Get a little tangy.
00:37:11Hi.
00:37:11Hi.
00:37:12Quick question.
00:37:13Uh, what's, what's going on here?
00:37:15Just, uh, just refilled your drink.
00:37:18Right.
00:37:18No, I know what this is.
00:37:20Um, what's going on with this weed?
00:37:25What's...
00:37:26Um, she's planning on scattering her mother's ashes off the boat.
00:37:35Okay.
00:37:36Okay.
00:37:36Does she think we're here for that?
00:37:38Cause we're not.
00:37:41Do you want me to speak to her?
00:37:43No, no, no, no.
00:37:44It's fine, no.
00:37:45It's fine.
00:37:46Everything's okay.
00:37:47Thank you so much.
00:37:48Of course.
00:37:48Mahalo.
00:37:48Mahalo.
00:37:50I can't.
00:37:51You can't tell her not to bother us.
00:37:53Like, well, I'm trying to have a romantic time with my wife.
00:38:00Hey.
00:38:02Hi.
00:38:03Hi.
00:38:04You guys want to sit up here?
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:06No, that's okay.
00:38:08I'm gonna be more convivial.
00:38:11Run our honeymoon.
00:38:13Mmm.
00:38:14Thank you, though.
00:38:16Hi.
00:38:18Oh, my gosh.
00:38:21How nice to be in love.
00:38:24Mmm.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:25Mmm.
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:26Wish I had a man here.
00:38:30I mean, you know, I...
00:38:32I'm really happy you're here.
00:38:33You know what I mean.
00:38:35I...
00:38:35totally get it.
00:38:41Weehee!
00:38:42Hi.
00:38:44You're a beautiful couple.
00:38:47Weehee!
00:38:53Weehee!
00:38:53Leprosy is no joke.
00:38:55It's not.
00:38:56You know about leprosy, right?
00:38:58Right.
00:38:59Totally.
00:38:59That's a weird nerve disease where they have...
00:39:02They, like, they can and feel like...
00:39:05You could get hit by a bus.
00:39:06How you doing?
00:39:07How you doing?
00:39:08Let's go.
00:39:09You want to get out of here?
00:39:10Yeah, totally.
00:39:12See ya.
00:39:18Bye.
00:39:25Whiskey, neat.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:27You got it, boss.
00:39:31Drinking on the job?
00:39:35Done for the day.
00:39:37Ugh.
00:39:39Where's your family?
00:39:41Oh, shit.
00:39:42I should get back to them.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:46Ah, they've seen enough of me.
00:39:56Thirsty?
00:39:59Long day.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:02I need to.
00:40:09I can be romantic.
00:40:11See?
00:40:11Right?
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:13I mean...
00:40:14Totally.
00:40:15You didn't have to do this, though.
00:40:17I wanted to.
00:40:20But is it because of our conversation this morning?
00:40:28I guess I just get insecure, like, if our whole thing is based on your sexual attraction to me, then
00:40:35what happens when that attraction fades?
00:40:40Oh.
00:40:44It is not going to fall.
00:40:48No.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51Hi.
00:40:52I think it's time.
00:40:54So you guys are going to have to get up.
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:58Yes.
00:40:59Can we move their table?
00:41:02Of course, Ms. McClellan.
00:41:03Oh, oh!
00:41:04Hold on.
00:41:05I...
00:41:05Just...
00:41:07That's fine.
00:41:08Leave it this way.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:10Sorry, Ms. McClellan.
00:41:12Yeah, I got it.
00:41:13All right.
00:41:14Here we go.
00:41:33My poor mother.
00:41:38She died in June.
00:41:41And she loved the ocean.
00:41:44She loved the ocean.
00:41:44She just loved it.
00:41:49My poor mother, she had a beautiful house in Carmel.
00:41:53And she tried very, very hard to be a really good mother.
00:41:58Even though she didn't have any maternal instincts or skills.
00:42:05She, uh, she was always in search of male affection.
00:42:09And, uh, she was...
00:42:14a nymphomaniac.
00:42:16I'd walk in her room and I'd find all sorts of strange men in her bed.
00:42:21She had borderline personality disorder.
00:42:25She took her money and she manipulated people with it.
00:42:30And she was cruel.
00:42:32Yeah, she was very, very cruel.
00:42:34She was so, so cruel.
00:42:38And...
00:42:41I...
00:42:42I just...
00:42:43Oh, mother, mother, mother, mother.
00:42:48My mother...
00:42:50told me I would never be a ballerina and that was when I was skinny.
00:42:54My poor mother, she...
00:42:57She just couldn't handle her jealousy.
00:43:02She had to take me down.
00:43:05And what's weird is I miss my mother, even though she was a big jerk.
00:43:13I just...
00:43:14I need your help, everybody.
00:43:16I-I've been trying for many days now to open this box.
00:43:20My poor mother's in here.
00:43:22I need someone's help.
00:43:24Do you want me to open the box?
00:43:26Yeah, I would love that.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:36Oh, my God, thank you.
00:43:38Yeah, no big deal.
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:42Oh, dear.
00:43:50Goodbye, mother.
00:43:57Goodbye.
00:43:58Oh.
00:44:02Oh, my...
00:44:03Oh, my...
00:44:05Oh, my...
00:44:06Oh, my...
00:44:06Oh, my...
00:44:07Oh, my...
00:44:09Oh, my...
00:44:10I can't... I can't do this.
00:44:13You know, this is...
00:44:14I just realized it's too early for me.
00:44:16It's okay.
00:44:18Ah!
00:44:21My mother, mother, mother.
00:44:23Ah!
00:44:25Let's, uh, yeah, maybe...
00:44:26Why don't we... Yeah, back in there.
00:44:27I'm wearing my...
00:44:33Oh, my God.
00:44:34It's okay.
00:44:35Ah!
00:44:38It's totally okay.
00:44:40No.
00:44:41It's not okay.
00:44:51It's okay.
00:44:55It goes.
00:44:56What is it?
00:45:00Yeah.
00:45:08Oh.
00:45:10It's okay.
00:45:14It's okay.
00:45:41I don't understand what happened to your father.
00:45:44I mean, I've been texting him all day.
00:45:47I have his phone.
00:45:50Well, you could have told me that earlier, Quinn.
00:45:54You know this is all because of you.
00:45:56Because you won't share a giant room with your brother.
00:45:59Mom, it works out perfect.
00:46:01He can have the entire beach to himself to jerk off.
00:46:04I don't jerk.
00:46:07Finish your sentence.
00:46:10Whatever.
00:46:11You're addicted to porn.
00:46:13No, I'm not.
00:46:13Yes, you are.
00:46:14Don't sex-shame him.
00:46:16Boys are sex-shamed all the time now.
00:46:18I mean, I know it's very in, but it's not okay.
00:46:26What?
00:46:26You suck-shamed out.
00:46:31I do not.
00:46:33Okay.
00:46:34Whatever gets you through the night.
00:46:39Hey, you're gay, right?
00:46:45Yes, I'm gay.
00:46:46No, my father was gay.
00:46:49I think he, uh, he had sex with men.
00:46:55It's a telltale sign.
00:47:00Hey, can I ask you a question?
00:47:01Hmm.
00:47:04What's it like, like, you know, being fucked up the ass?
00:47:11Like, is that...
00:47:13I mean, it must feel kind of good.
00:47:15Otherwise, you wouldn't keep doing it, right?
00:47:20Does it feel good?
00:47:26Do you want to find out?
00:47:36I'll take a rain check.
00:47:49Hutch.
00:48:00When you're young, sex is powerful and intoxicating.
00:48:05And as we mature, it gets demystified.
00:48:10You realize there are more important things to focus on.
00:48:14Like what?
00:48:14Zooming with Chyna?
00:48:16Like holding onto whatever shreds of dignity you still have.
00:48:19It's so perverted.
00:48:23I do, please.
00:48:25Yes, I do.
00:48:32If you had the phone, did you see me texting all day?
00:48:36And you didn't respond when?
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:39She did not tell us that she charted that boat for a goddamn funeral.
00:48:43Okay, let me go.
00:48:43No, it's not okay.
00:48:44He did it on purpose.
00:48:46He's fucking gaslighting me.
00:48:47That's right, go.
00:48:48I'm not gonna let it go.
00:48:49What I want to do is go find that fucker.
00:48:51Shut up.
00:49:00Okay, one second.
00:49:07Let me just...
00:49:09All right.
00:49:09There you go.
00:49:10On the count of three.
00:49:11All right.
00:49:12One, two, three.
00:49:13There you go.
00:49:14Good.
00:49:15You're a beautiful woman.
00:49:18Thank you, Tanya.
00:49:20Oh, hey.
00:49:22Got it.
00:49:23Let's just get the bottom half to join you.
00:49:26There you go.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:29All right.
00:49:30My head.
00:49:31Help.
00:49:32My head.
00:49:33Let's see.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:35Let's go.
00:49:36Nope.
00:49:37There you go.
00:49:38All right.
00:49:39Yeah.
00:49:42Good night to her.
00:49:44And good night to you.
00:49:46Everything's gonna be okay.
00:49:48Mm-hmm.
00:49:50Got it.
00:50:13Yes?
00:50:15Hi.
00:50:17How was the cruise?
00:50:20Not good.
00:50:21Great.
00:50:22Actually, it was a shit show.
00:50:24They're fucking pissed.
00:50:26Perfect.
00:50:28Oh, do you want a drink?
00:50:29I, uh, I have tequila.
00:50:31I have, uh, other things.
00:50:35Uh, no.
00:50:36No, I'm good.
00:50:39I like this new hair look.
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:43Yeah, you said that already.
00:50:46Turns out you're my type.
00:50:48Blonde surfer with a man bum.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:55You're a great worker, Dylan.
00:50:58Oh.
00:50:59Um, well, thank you.
00:51:01I have my eyes on you.
00:51:05Okay.
00:51:06Well, I will talk to you later.
00:51:09All right.
00:51:09I'll see you.
00:51:27I was texting you all day, and then Quinn told me he had your phone.
00:51:36Hmm.
00:51:38Hmm.
00:51:52Hmm.
00:51:54You're taking this really hard.
00:52:16Why would he be gaslighting you?
00:52:19This has happened before.
00:52:23Like, people have been coming for me my whole life.
00:52:29I'm just playing the hand I was dealt.
00:52:32Like, yeah.
00:52:33It's a great hand.
00:52:35And that's not my fault.
00:52:37Shane.
00:52:39Don't worry about it.
00:52:41I loved our dinner.
00:52:43I thought it was really romantic.
00:52:45Until it wasn't.
00:52:49Yeah.
00:53:03Don't.
00:53:04I'm not in the mood.
00:53:19I'm just kidding.
00:53:22I'm always in the mood.
00:53:24Yeah?
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:50Get off me, monkey.
00:53:51Hmm?
00:53:52Get off me.
00:53:53I mean it.
00:53:55I don't know.
00:53:58I know what's happening.
00:54:03Where are we?
00:54:07We can't maintain.
00:54:09I know.
00:54:10I'm scared of all of you.
00:54:17I know.
00:54:23I know.
00:54:24We're not doing it.
00:54:54Oh, my God, she's here.
00:54:57Oh, my God.
00:55:02Oh, my God.
00:55:04Oh, my God.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:06Oh, my God.
00:55:26Oh, my God.
00:55:55Oh, my God.
00:56:24Oh, my God.
00:56:35Oh, my God.
00:56:54Oh, my God.
00:57:03Oh, my God.
00:57:10Oh, my God.
00:57:49Oh, my God.
00:57:58Oh, my God.
00:57:59Oh, my God.
00:58:12Oh, my God.
00:58:28Oh, my God.
00:59:06Oh, my God.
00:59:10Oh, my God.
00:59:24Oh, my God.
01:00:10Oh, my God.
01:00:13Oh, my God.
01:00:43Oh, my God.
01:00:53Oh, my God.
01:01:19Oh, my God.
01:01:42Oh, my God.
01:02:21Oh, my God.
01:02:26Oh, my God.
01:02:36Oh, my God.
01:03:06Oh, my God.
01:03:13Oh, my God.
01:03:14Oh, my God.
01:03:14Oh, my God.
01:03:16Oh, my God.
01:03:16Oh, my God.
01:03:18Oh, my God.
01:03:19Oh, my God.
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:20Oh, my God.
01:03:21Oh, my God.
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