00:00Okay, we need you to settle an argument.
00:02It's not an argument.
00:03All right.
00:04I will frame it without prejudice.
00:07Asking a woman's father for his blessing before proposing,
00:10is it a time-honored tradition
00:13that builds a bond with one's future father-in-law,
00:15or is it an outdated patriarchal ritual
00:19that only matters to stupid Marty?
00:21I remember I asked Jemma's dad. It was so special.
00:24He broke out the cigars, his good whiskey.
00:26I vomited on his loafers.
00:29We really bonded that day.
00:31You know, when I asked your grandpa Otis,
00:34your mama was already showing.
00:36Yeah, and then he showed you his 38.
00:40Well, as traumatizing as these memories sound,
00:43I really don't want you doing that, Marty.
00:45I can't believe you've never met Courtney's dad in person.
00:48I know. He has a security consulting business,
00:50so he's always traveling.
00:51I met her mom. I met her sisters.
00:53I even met her weird aunt.
00:55Eleanor is not weird.
00:56She just talks in a baby voice when she's nervous.
00:59And now, finally, Clint is in town on business,
01:01so I get to meet him.
01:02But there's so much pressure on it.
01:03Oh, relax.
01:04He likes to puff up his chest, but he's a softie.
01:07You know, you'll be fine.
01:08Just talk about dad stuff.
01:10Barbecue, golf, gas prices.
01:12Damn it!
01:14I drive an electric car.
01:15Daddy, how much is gas?
01:18Too damn much.
01:19Goodbye.
01:19You
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