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00:00:03I will grow down to a hollow crown
00:00:06No borrow, there's no secret town
00:00:09I learned the truth that broke his wounds
00:00:10Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:14They said wait, they said believe
00:00:16But not in me, not in what I see
00:00:18I felt my pulse, I chose my way
00:00:21I won't waste youth just to obey
00:00:25I'm done being mute, I speak my truth
00:00:27I am the proof, hands up high
00:00:30I light my path with my own frame
00:00:35I stand on my own, you're
00:00:44Sorry, excuse me
00:01:00Hey Chase
00:01:03Who?
00:01:04It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:07Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:12Chase, I...
00:01:18I've been in love with you forever
00:01:19Since like, 10th grade
00:01:22When you won that district contest
00:01:25I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:28Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:34Sure, sure
00:01:38For real?
00:01:44Come here, babe
00:01:57Surprise, nerd
00:02:00Clement!
00:02:02Whoa, Clement!
00:02:05Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07Whoa, Clement!
00:02:10Yo!
00:02:10Uh-oh!
00:02:11Oh my god, I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:15Watch out
00:02:15I'm Beau Clement
00:02:17I'm a juvenile delinquent
00:02:23I'm gonna come right out
00:02:25Dangerous and violent
00:02:31In desperate need of anger management classes
00:03:00Please
00:03:01Capital A for a-hole
00:03:04Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerve.
00:03:07Me.
00:03:08My life.
00:03:10The devil's playbook.
00:03:13I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:17Shit.
00:03:18I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:19Wrong guy.
00:03:20Sorry.
00:03:22I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:24Since like, I'm praying.
00:03:26When you won that district contest.
00:03:28I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:30Forever?
00:03:32Since 10th grade?
00:03:34Delete it!
00:03:36Delete it!
00:03:37Delete that right now!
00:03:43Huh?
00:04:14What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:20Damn it!
00:04:22I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:24I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:26Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:28I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:31This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:34For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:39Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:41Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:45you.
00:04:48Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:51I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:55You're such an asshole!
00:05:14Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:16I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:32Hey, give those back!
00:05:34What, these?
00:05:49That was a prescription!
00:05:51So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:54Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:06:00If Bo's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:05Please.
00:06:10Let me go, Max.
00:06:11You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:15Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:18Definitely blind.
00:06:20Oh.
00:06:22Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:32How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:40S-T.
00:06:41R.I.P.
00:06:43Exactly!
00:06:44R.I.P. nerd.
00:06:46Strip her.
00:06:47No!
00:06:49Stop!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:54Stop!
00:06:55No!
00:07:20That's better.
00:07:22Off you go.
00:07:25No!
00:07:27Go!
00:07:32Go!
00:07:34Go!
00:07:39My nose!
00:07:43My nose!
00:07:49Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:07:56Oh, look at you!
00:08:23Great. First I confessed to the wrong guy and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed anyone
00:08:31yet.
00:08:51Hi, Mom. I'm sorry. I'll do better next time. I promise. I'm sorry.
00:09:01No way. Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:08He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment. It humiliated you.
00:09:13I've been in love with you forever! Since like...
00:09:15Forever?
00:09:16We'll leave it! We'll leave them!
00:09:18I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:39You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:42I... It's not what it looks like.
00:09:45Really?
00:09:46Hmm.
00:09:47Cause it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:49You're just recording me.
00:09:54Your call cannot be completed at this time. The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:59Don't run from me!
00:10:02If me, you're fucking thorn, Phillips.
00:10:13No! You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:18You stalked me into the boys' locker room! You are bad shit fucking crazy!
00:10:23Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as war-
00:10:27Delete it. Now. Or I swear-
00:10:31Swear what?
00:10:32You're gonna hit me?
00:10:35Big man, Beau Clement.
00:10:37I'll have to eat him.
00:10:40You're a bitch.
00:10:52No!
00:11:06Yes!
00:11:15Oh my, oh my god.
00:11:23Phoebe.
00:11:25Phoebe.
00:11:27What the fuck?
00:11:48Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:50Talk to me.
00:11:51Come on.
00:11:53Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:11:55Phoebe, please talk to me.
00:11:56Stay with me.
00:12:06Fuck.
00:12:13Shit.
00:12:15I'm sorry.
00:12:17I'm sorry.
00:12:18I'm sorry.
00:12:24Jesus.
00:12:25Fuck.
00:12:29You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:35What?
00:12:35What did you do?
00:12:38You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:41And thank God I knew CPR.
00:12:44You put your lips on me?
00:12:51And you felt my boobs?
00:12:54What the fuck?
00:12:58Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:00What the fuck?
00:13:02Are you...
00:13:03I felt your...
00:13:05I was...
00:13:06I was saving you.
00:13:07I would rather die than fill you up.
00:13:09Okay?
00:13:10That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:14You consider that a kiss?
00:13:16Consider it charity.
00:13:19And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:29You recorded me first!
00:13:33Asshole.
00:13:44Yeah?
00:13:45Huh?
00:13:48Two for one deal.
00:13:50You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:53You're very welcome.
00:13:59You touched me without my concern.
00:14:03Whoa, whoa.
00:14:04What are you taking me for?
00:14:06A perv?
00:14:07Yeah.
00:14:08I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:10You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:22Oh, shit!
00:14:28Oh, shit!
00:14:31Oh, shit!
00:14:41Wait, does that have a name?
00:14:44Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me.
00:14:44Let me guess.
00:14:45Chase.
00:14:46Oh, my God.
00:14:49Shut up!
00:14:50Give it back!
00:14:50Uh-uh.
00:14:52So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:14:55If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:20Not you.
00:15:23Why not?
00:15:41Because I will show everyone this.
00:15:46I'm over.
00:15:52What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:15:55Beau Clement.
00:15:57Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:15:59You?
00:16:00You tell on me.
00:16:01I post this.
00:16:02We both go down together.
00:16:04You?
00:16:05It's in the cloud.
00:16:07Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:09Hmm.
00:16:10You're pushing it.
00:16:19What are you gonna do?
00:16:23What are you gonna do?
00:16:29Hey?
00:16:31Hey.
00:16:33Eyes up here?
00:16:37You delete that.
00:16:40I don't tell on you.
00:16:42Okay?
00:16:44And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:16:47Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:16:52How's that for a deal?
00:16:55You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:00What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:03Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:06Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:10Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:15How's that for a change?
00:17:19Well, maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:24Let's take it.
00:17:26Or don't.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:32Make me popular.
00:17:33For Chase.
00:17:35That's the favor.
00:17:36I'm sorry, what?
00:17:38You want me to what?
00:17:39That is not a favor.
00:17:41That is a miracle, okay?
00:17:44Oh my god.
00:17:46Natural curls.
00:17:47Big glasses on the daily.
00:17:50Body, not exactly a fault.
00:17:54Oh my god.
00:17:56That's mean.
00:17:58Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:00Golden boy?
00:18:02Captain of the swim team?
00:18:03What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:08You know you can do better.
00:18:10Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:20Shut the hell up.
00:18:22Take it or leave it.
00:18:23I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:25You know, I bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life
00:18:29that Chase would never fall for a girl like you.
00:18:32Okay?
00:18:36I do like a challenge.
00:18:37And getting a nerd like you
00:18:40to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:18:43That sounds like fun.
00:18:46You delete the video,
00:18:48I make you irresistible.
00:18:51Deal?
00:18:58Deal.
00:19:06Deal.
00:19:10Deal.
00:19:11Deal.
00:19:12Deal.
00:19:13Deal.
00:19:22Deal.
00:19:24Deal.
00:19:25Deal.
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:28Deal.
00:19:28Deal.
00:19:29Deal.
00:19:43I should've made it to feel this way
00:19:47But every time I feel you don't go away
00:20:08I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:49I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:18No, Phoebe Phillips, you're like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid
00:21:24face.
00:21:43Shit.
00:21:46Oh, jeez.
00:21:48I'm sorry.
00:21:48I'm sorry.
00:21:49I'm sorry.
00:22:00Hey, are you gonna come to Mr. Elder's function this weekend?
00:22:03You know, he does it every year. It's really cool.
00:22:06Yes! Yes, of course!
00:22:08You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:10I mean...
00:22:11Yes, I'm going.
00:22:14Great.
00:22:15I'll see you then.
00:22:23See you then.
00:22:24Oh, no.
00:22:25How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:31Shit.
00:22:32Yikes.
00:22:34Look at you.
00:22:36Total train wreck.
00:22:41Beau, you have to help me.
00:22:43How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldritch Function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:22:51Fine.
00:22:52Fine.
00:22:53Looks like I'm cursed.
00:22:55Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:22:58Hey!
00:23:01What are you doing?
00:23:02What are you doing?
00:23:02Put me down.
00:23:03Oh, shut up.
00:23:04The makeover starts now.
00:23:07Uh...
00:23:07Ugh...
00:23:07Oh, oh, oh.
00:23:42Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:23:47Is this one of those moments?
00:23:52Is this one of those moments?
00:23:59No.
00:24:01The movie's lied.
00:24:02You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:04The cliches are no miracles.
00:24:08What the fuck?
00:24:18Her eyes really are stunning.
00:24:22I'm sorry.
00:24:40Bo, can you come in, please?
00:24:42I need help tying my dress.
00:24:54Here?
00:24:56Yeah.
00:25:00The outage thing.
00:25:02You're going too, right?
00:25:07Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:11Sure.
00:25:12Yes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:15Now leave.
00:25:16I'm finishing up.
00:25:17Right.
00:25:17Go, go, go, go, go.
00:25:27Bro, you're still there?
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:44Bro, I'll be there.
00:26:03Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:05Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:06Yeah, still do.
00:26:30Shit.
00:26:31Can't say hey pretty.
00:26:35Whoa.
00:26:38Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:26:40That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:26:43Shut the front door.
00:26:44No effing way.
00:26:50Breathe.
00:26:51Don't faint.
00:26:52Don't throw up.
00:26:53Don't trip.
00:26:54Please don't trip.
00:26:56Hey.
00:26:57You made it.
00:26:59You look...
00:27:04Unbelievable.
00:27:05You too.
00:27:06You always do.
00:27:07I mean, how could you not?
00:27:08Hair.
00:27:09Face.
00:27:09Suit.
00:27:10The teeth.
00:27:11All of it.
00:27:13Good.
00:27:13Good job.
00:27:14Good job.
00:27:15Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:17You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:19Phoebs.
00:27:20Ooh.
00:27:21Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:23I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:25So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:26But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:27:30Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:27:33I'm life-saving certified.
00:27:44Oh my God, Phoebs.
00:27:47I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:27:51I find you just the same.
00:28:00What the actual fuck?
00:28:10Well, well.
00:28:12St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:16Good job.
00:28:18I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:22I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:24Max, stop!
00:28:25It's okay, Chase.
00:28:27Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:28Don't populate girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:31Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:28:35Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:28:38Like I did before?
00:28:53You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:28:57I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:00You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:04A duck?
00:29:05Is that the best you can do?
00:29:06I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:09Oh, bird.
00:29:10Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:12Shut the fuck up, Chase.
00:29:15Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:16When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:20are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:24You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:28And as long as you keep putting them,
00:29:30some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:32Oh, shit.
00:29:36I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:29:40The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:29:44You're right.
00:29:45I do need a reminder.
00:29:49I do need a reminder.
00:29:51And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:29:56Enlighten me, please.
00:29:57You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:01How cliche, Max.
00:30:03What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:04More plastic.
00:30:05Much less iconic.
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:08And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:12Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:15Get her ass.
00:30:17Maybe.
00:30:19After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:21But it's okay.
00:30:23You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:25Here's some charity.
00:30:27Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:32Seriously.
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:34I'm a nerd.
00:30:35I love chemistry.
00:30:36And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got
00:30:42smarter.
00:30:45Wishful thinking.
00:30:47Pathetic?
00:30:48I know.
00:30:49But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:56Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually.
00:31:01Oh, shit.
00:31:05Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:07Seriously.
00:31:07Okay, are you done?
00:31:08Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:11Leave her alone.
00:31:12For once.
00:31:14Oh, God.
00:31:14I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:16In front of everyone.
00:31:17On the best night of my life.
00:31:21This isn't over.
00:31:23Have a good night.
00:31:30I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:32But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:48Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, a code word.
00:31:52Word.
00:31:52Oh, jeez.
00:31:55Oh, my God.
00:31:56I'm gonna throw up.
00:31:57Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:00Think bump for the other.
00:32:01I'll go verge.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Perfect.
00:32:09Now, let it set for now.
00:32:16Great.
00:32:17Teenage terrorism.
00:32:26Man.
00:32:27You know, Mr. Eldridge is so generous.
00:32:31Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year.
00:32:34Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:32:38And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:32:42I kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:32:55You want some?
00:32:59And a toast for the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:07Slow.
00:33:10Slow.
00:33:12Yeah, sure.
00:33:14Courage.
00:33:16Love courage.
00:33:19You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:20Don't be lying.
00:33:22It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:24There you go.
00:33:31Whoa.
00:33:33Whoa.
00:33:33Easy there.
00:33:34Ew.
00:33:35You okay, Phoebs?
00:33:36Is this legal?
00:33:40Not exactly.
00:33:49You?
00:33:50How about three?
00:33:51How you want, Clement?
00:33:52Move.
00:33:54Oh, you can find out.
00:33:56Stop it.
00:33:57Both of you.
00:33:57This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:08No.
00:34:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:11Shit.
00:34:12My dress.
00:34:13You fucking kidding me?
00:34:18That's the name, buddy.
00:34:20Not funny.
00:34:22Not funny.
00:34:23You happy now?
00:34:25My night's ruined.
00:34:34I need a minute.
00:34:39Hey.
00:34:40She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:34:43I'm not fucking asking.
00:34:54That idiot.
00:34:57Dumbass.
00:34:58Asshole.
00:35:03So stupid.
00:35:06Come.
00:35:17Why are you here?
00:35:19Get out.
00:35:20I need clean up, too.
00:35:25This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:35:32Lee, get out.
00:35:34I'm not leaving, so calm down.
00:35:40Fine.
00:35:41Then enjoy the show.
00:35:46What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:35:49What the hell does it look like?
00:35:50You wouldn't leave.
00:35:51So be my guest.
00:35:57Be my guest, too.
00:35:59What are you doing?
00:36:01Oh, didn't see that.
00:36:04I was here first.
00:36:05Get your own room.
00:36:06Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:12Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:16At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:21You arrogant, conceited walking to Soss Room Stain.
00:36:27That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:36:29How you kissed me, touched me.
00:36:33I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:36:39I've seen everything there is to see.
00:36:41And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:36:45So don't worry, baby girl.
00:36:48I'm not getting excited.
00:36:49And this ain't gonna happen even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:36:56Oh, really?
00:36:57Mm-hmm.
00:36:57Okay.
00:37:26You think a little strip.
00:37:27Your tease is gonna undo me?
00:37:30That's very cute.
00:37:32Very virgin of you.
00:37:50I dare you to touch me.
00:37:53Unless you're too chicken shit, even to pay back.
00:38:22I'm no chicken shit.
00:38:27Then go on.
00:38:29Try me.
00:38:40Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:38:45Harry.
00:38:47Follow me, I've got something special planned for you.
00:38:50That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice.
00:38:53Shh.
00:38:54Come on, come on.
00:39:02My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:06We have 20 minutes.
00:39:12You're mine now.
00:39:18Don't touch me.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:26Wow.
00:39:27Saw her?
00:39:28In the bedroom.
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:30Makes sense.
00:39:37Yes, baby!
00:39:39Right there!
00:39:42Are they?
00:39:43Huh?
00:39:44Are they seriously?
00:39:46No.
00:39:54Could you, uh...
00:40:02I don't think I could face Mrs. Eldridge anymore.
00:40:05The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:07Her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares!
00:40:09I'm gonna be nervous.
00:40:09Are they serious?
00:40:10No.
00:40:11Are they serious?
00:40:11No.
00:40:12Our mom's gonna be nervous.
00:40:12Are they serious?
00:40:12What are they serious?
00:40:13Are they serious?
00:40:16No.
00:40:36They're serious.
00:40:38I'm excited, but I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here.
00:40:45Liar.
00:40:48Hurt.
00:40:50Loser.
00:40:53You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:12No, not Phoebe.
00:41:16Why not?
00:41:17You're not yourself. You're drunk.
00:41:20No, I'm not.
00:41:23Okay, here you go.
00:41:27Hold on. Hold on.
00:41:31What are you doing?
00:41:33I'm getting us out of here.
00:41:36Now put your arms around my neck.
00:41:42Do it, nerd.
00:41:44Where are you?
00:41:47I'm about here.
00:41:49Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:41:52Who's your black girl?
00:41:57Um...
00:41:57So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:03Sure.
00:42:06Here we go.
00:42:13What?
00:42:15How are you?
00:42:16How long have you been?
00:42:18Ma'am?
00:42:19You should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:42:32Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:42:36Don't.
00:42:38Just...
00:42:38Just don't, baby.
00:42:43Phoebe.
00:42:44Phoebe.
00:42:45I've been looking all over for you.
00:42:50Are you okay?
00:42:53Come on, Phoebs.
00:42:54Let's go.
00:42:55Come here.
00:42:56Come on.
00:43:02Come on.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:09On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:11This will go viral.
00:43:16Just to see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:19Oh, hell no.
00:43:40Oh, my God.
00:43:42What is that?
00:43:43Oh, my God.
00:43:44It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:43:48This is trash and me, Couture!
00:43:51Get it off me!
00:43:55Fun chemistry fact.
00:43:57The stench?
00:43:58That's ammonia.
00:44:00Meaning...
00:44:01You're essentially covered in piss here.
00:44:04Pissing Max!
00:44:05Mad stinky Max!
00:44:15Oh, my God, Belle.
00:44:17That's, like, kind of nice.
00:44:35Hey, Phoebs.
00:44:37Need a ride home?
00:44:42Um...
00:44:46Yeah.
00:44:47Sure.
00:44:56Dude.
00:44:57You know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:08Hop in.
00:45:09I'll take you home.
00:45:12Oh, my God.
00:45:14They were waiting for me.
00:45:16That's so sweet.
00:45:17I have no idea what's bad.
00:45:19I...
00:45:20I got mugged.
00:45:22And then...
00:45:22No.
00:45:23And then it was cold.
00:45:24It was a cold shower.
00:45:26And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:45:28And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life.
00:45:28And I was like, do we have a cold shower?
00:45:29What do you want?
00:45:29Just drive.
00:45:38That was fun.
00:45:39That's a function.
00:45:43I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:45:44What?
00:45:45You stink.
00:45:49Wait, that was you?
00:45:53What the fuck is this day?
00:45:57What the fuck?
00:45:58They're both gonna pay for that!
00:46:14Thieves!
00:46:14You look amazing!
00:46:16Tang girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball.
00:46:22There she is.
00:46:24I'm your golden girl.
00:46:26Golden girl.
00:46:27Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:46:30Really?
00:46:31You know, cause...
00:46:32Apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:46:35I mean...
00:46:36I really can't blame them.
00:46:40Hey, um...
00:46:41You actually figure out the class?
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:45The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:46:47You should swing by.
00:46:49Wear a swimsuit.
00:46:51Cause I'm cute.
00:46:56Yeah.
00:46:57Sure.
00:46:58I'll be there.
00:47:11I'll be there.
00:47:12Oh, please.
00:47:13Jump in!
00:47:13Okay!
00:47:14Okay, fine!
00:47:16I...
00:47:17I just...
00:47:17I can't swim.
00:47:20I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:47:24You're in good hands.
00:47:27You get who I am?
00:47:43You're in good hands.
00:47:53You know, I'm always down to humble the underachieving.
00:47:58Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:04Um...
00:48:05Feel not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:08Oh, sure.
00:48:19Start!
00:48:20Oh, my God!
00:48:22Oh, my God!
00:48:24Oh, my God!
00:48:25Oh, my God!
00:48:26Oh, my God!
00:48:28Oh, my God!
00:48:31Oh, my God!
00:48:41We're brilliant.
00:48:43Choose me.
00:48:51Goodbye!
00:49:11I
00:49:12Yo, I won Phoebe, you saw it?
00:49:18Wow Clement, you won
00:49:21That's good for you. The real winner, is the guy against the girl
00:49:35You were amazing Chase
00:49:40Yo Chase
00:49:41Good race, good race man, you crushed it
00:49:43See boys tomorrow
00:49:44Be there early, early
00:50:00You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:04I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:07Or are you just that petty?
00:50:13The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:17Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:50:23But the winner gets
00:50:27Anything they ask for
00:50:37Anything
00:50:45Since the winner is too proud to claim this prize
00:50:49I guess just forget about it
00:51:04What do you want?
00:51:04Well then
00:51:05I'm claiming it now
00:51:09What do you want?
00:51:15You
00:51:16You
00:51:17The gunna
00:51:22You
00:51:24Are gunna
00:51:30Tutor me
00:51:34That's it?
00:51:36What?
00:51:37Disappointed?
00:51:41Fine
00:51:42Fine
00:51:42If you want tutoring
00:51:44You'll get tutoring
00:51:45Go sit
00:51:46And
00:52:04If we're doing this
00:52:06We're doing this my way
00:52:08I'm one of those
00:52:11All and nothing type of noise
00:52:14It's not a thing
00:52:16Well, I made it a thing
00:52:22Are you scared of a little chemistry, Sash, Clement?
00:52:28You think we have chemistry?
00:52:31Miss Phillips
00:52:41This skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel
00:52:47Remind me what subject this was, again
00:53:04Let's try this one
00:53:07Too hardcore, no clothes
00:53:09That's okay
00:53:10That's why I'm here to help
00:53:12So, it starts like this
00:53:13The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:53:17By volume
00:53:20In 150 million dollars
00:53:21Want to get the solution
00:53:23But how many million dollars
00:53:25Are supposed to have all of you
00:53:26Are supposed to have all of you
00:53:28Are supposed to have all of you
00:53:28Are supposed to have all of you
00:53:29Are supposed to have all of you
00:53:29Are supposed to have all of you
00:53:32Jocelyn
00:53:32And service
00:53:41Are you sure you're able to study, Clement?
00:53:46You know
00:53:47I think I could teach you something
00:53:51In exchange
00:53:52If you behave
00:53:58I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:04If you don't behave
00:54:05I'm going back to you, Chris
00:54:09So sit
00:54:10Date
00:54:11I need a tumor
00:54:27I don't like getting rough
00:54:28But I am not some stray that you can tease
00:54:32And train
00:54:33Okay
00:54:36By the way
00:54:37By the way
00:54:37I always come out of the park
00:54:41Careful girl
00:54:42I might enjoy the pain
00:54:52Fine
00:55:04Fine
00:55:07Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:12Now he's playing hard to guess
00:55:24Yes
00:55:27Now, now
00:55:28Be a good girl
00:55:30Now, now
00:55:54You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:09How long are you all at work?
00:56:12Or do you also fight?
00:56:14How long are you all at work?
00:56:18How long are you all at work?
00:56:20I'm a bad boy
00:56:22Licks
00:56:24Pumps
00:56:25And he always mates
00:56:32But I'm trying to be good
00:56:35For once in my life
00:56:38Miss Phillips
00:56:42Just remember
00:56:43Next time I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:24I'm not gonna hold back
00:57:56I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:26I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:26I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:26I'm not gonna hold back
00:58:45Got you.
00:58:57Sneaky, huh? Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:05Finished my assignment. If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:13What do you want?
00:59:16You got the makeover. I want another session with you.
00:59:22But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry
00:59:25and go straight to a bake-out.
00:59:36Nice try. But you're not getting these.
00:59:44What if I get an A?
00:59:47Let an asshole get A for once.
00:59:56Bring your A game, then.
01:00:02I'm just fucking two!
01:00:07Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:17Lana?
01:00:19Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:00:21Bring the strong shit.
01:00:23The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:00:28Yeah.
01:00:28All right, bye.
01:00:30All right, bye.
01:00:37All right, bye.
01:00:56Miss Hot Chip doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:00:59S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:05St. Vincent's little sweet part is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:11Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:18What's this?
01:01:32What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:01:33You're not in this class.
01:01:36Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:01:40Off you trot.
01:01:41My class is starting.
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:45Absolutely.
01:01:50Old witch!
01:01:51I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:01:53The crime is a real nasty one.
01:01:59What's this?
01:01:59Mrs. Herman!
01:02:01Um, I don't know.
01:02:03I just found this on my desk when I was in.
01:02:07Marcelli's reserve truffle assault.
01:02:12Hey!
01:02:16A secret admirer?
01:02:19Or some delinquent trying to derail your path?
01:02:24Absolutely inappropriate.
01:02:26Wait, can I just have one at this?
01:02:27No!
01:02:28You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:02:32You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:02:35You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:02:40and anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:02:51Teenage one learns your own more GPAs than the balloon.
01:02:54Not even the shoes you throw the show, but love to be the director of the room.
01:02:56No, I'm not getting allure.
01:02:58No, I'm not getting any money.
01:03:11The conceptsорт is a huge, just low, so you can make all the food�s,
01:03:14just low.
01:03:15I'm not getting all the food�s.
01:03:16I'm hungry, I'm not getting all the food�s for a drink.
01:03:17I'm hungry, I'm so hungry.
01:03:18I fell into a cup of tea.
01:03:22The cup of tea and쓰s for a cup of tea.
01:03:22And my fate is to die for.
01:04:02Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:09The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:12But I am willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:16So maybe there's still hope.
01:04:27Still refusing to come forward?
01:04:29Then your score will be voided.
01:04:32And you will report to the principal's office.
01:04:34Detention for at least a week.
01:04:37I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:04:43Beau Clements.
01:04:45Get out of my classroom.
01:04:50What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:04:53What does it mean?
01:04:54Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:04:57If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:00Where's the proof?
01:05:01Your existence is the proof.
01:05:04The fuck did you just say?
01:05:09Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:11This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:14Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:05:18I didn't cheat.
01:05:20Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:05:23A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:05:28Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:05:36Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:05:44Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:05:46Excuse me.
01:05:49Because...
01:05:53Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:06I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:10You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:12He's not a delinquent.
01:06:15Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:18He's smart and kind and...
01:06:20And...
01:06:24And capital A Amazing.
01:06:29My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:06:32But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:06:35She'd even stand up for me.
01:06:37Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:06:43You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:06:47Do you know what happens when girls are too close to boys?
01:06:54Him!
01:06:55A girl like you should know better.
01:06:57Have some self-respect.
01:07:00Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:03You don't walk on water.
01:07:05You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:08You don't...
01:07:09You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:16Oh...
01:07:17Thont.
01:07:18What else could you be?
01:07:19And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:07:23Lying for you.
01:07:25Do you know what?
01:07:26I've had enough of both of you.
01:07:27Get out of my classroom.
01:07:29Now, both of you.
01:07:31And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:07:41You can punish me for all you want, but leave Philip out of it.
01:07:45And if you think I am a problem...
01:07:48Walt, stop!
01:07:49I will show you what a problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:07:54What are you going to do?
01:07:56I will call the police!
01:07:59You stupid assignment! Shit! You stupid grade! I don't fucking need it!
01:08:24Phoebe, Phoebe, wait!
01:08:27She was being mean and cruel for no reason!
01:08:30But you!
01:08:33God, I hate bullies!
01:08:35So that's it.
01:08:37From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:08:42Wait!
01:08:43What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:08:46You and I are nothing alike!
01:08:48You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:08:52Nothing alike?
01:08:53Just cause I'm not like you?
01:08:55As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed and just take it?
01:09:00You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:03And no makeover can change that!
01:09:08You think I've ruined your life?
01:09:10Newsflash!
01:09:12Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:16Then what are you?
01:09:18You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:21Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:09:25All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:09:28But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me!
01:09:32But you pretending not to cure my loss!
01:09:35That's just how you hide your fear!
01:09:38You break things!
01:09:40And people!
01:09:41And you push them away!
01:09:44Just so you won't break yourself!
01:09:49I am scared!
01:09:50Yeah!
01:09:51I am fragile!
01:09:53And you knew that better than anyone!
01:09:56Now am I concerned anymore?
01:09:59That's just what we do!
01:10:00Isn't it?
01:10:02We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:03We just play games!
01:10:04Yes!
01:10:05Yes, we played ourselves then!
01:10:18I am scared!
01:10:19Yeah!
01:10:20I am fragile!
01:10:22And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:25Why am I such an asshole?
01:10:27I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:10:29Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:10:32When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me!
01:10:40Pheebs?
01:10:40Pheebs?
01:10:40Hey!
01:10:42Sorry, are you okay?
01:10:44All right, Chase.
01:10:45Sorry, babe.
01:10:47I just need to be alone right now.
01:10:50Mind if I sit here with you?
01:10:54Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder.
01:10:56Best to cry on!
01:11:00I'm glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:03Whoever made you cry?
01:11:05You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:18I love this place, you know?
01:11:21I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:11:27Now it's your place too.
01:11:30You know?
01:11:31You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:11:34Yeah, I know.
01:11:35You used to stand up right there.
01:11:39Wait, you knew?
01:11:40Come on, Pheebs.
01:11:42You weren't exactly subtle.
01:11:49I've noticed you fall.
01:11:53I actually won't.
01:11:56Then why?
01:12:00Just feel me now.
01:12:03Chase!
01:12:05What?
01:12:06This doesn't feel right.
01:12:08What the hell, Chase?
01:12:11Chase!
01:12:11Chase!
01:12:12Pop the brakes!
01:12:13That's way too fast!
01:12:15Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:16Drop the act.
01:12:18Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:12:33That's exactly what you wanted, right?
01:12:35Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:12:36No!
01:12:37No!
01:12:39Please!
01:12:42Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:12:46Let go!
01:12:47Please let me go!
01:12:49Stop!
01:12:54Stop it, Chase!
01:12:56Chase!
01:12:57Chase, please, Chase!
01:12:58No!
01:12:59Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:00You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:03The fucking nice guy.
01:13:06No!
01:13:10No!
01:13:12No!
01:13:14No!
01:13:14No!
01:13:15No!
01:13:16What the?
01:13:19She!
01:13:20Fucking!
01:13:21Son!
01:13:22No!
01:13:27Are you okay?
01:13:29No!
01:13:30No!
01:13:30I'm so scared!
01:13:31I'm so scared!
01:13:32So what the fuck should we do with this piece of shit?
01:13:45That's for the pain, asshole
01:13:48Say it
01:13:49I, Chase Thompson
01:13:51I'm not a nice guy
01:13:53I'm a rapey asshole
01:13:57I, Chase Thompson
01:14:00I'm not a nice guy
01:14:01I'm a rapey asshole
01:14:09I'm an asshole
01:14:12Asshole
01:14:26Hey, baby
01:14:28You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:14:31Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:14:33In
01:14:34Out
01:14:39I thought
01:14:40I don't know
01:14:41My brain just broke
01:14:44I thought he was my brain
01:14:47Why would he do that to me?
01:14:49I feel so stupid
01:14:52Phoebe, Phoebe
01:14:53Look at me
01:14:54You were not stupid
01:14:56You were terrified
01:14:57And you fought back
01:14:59You, you bit him
01:15:00You pulled away
01:15:00You did everything you could
01:15:03What if you hadn't come
01:15:05I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again
01:15:08I'm sorry
01:15:09I'm sorry
01:15:15You saved me, Beau
01:15:16You saved me when I was just some nobody
01:15:19Just some nerd
01:15:21I, I didn't save you
01:15:23I, I didn't save you
01:15:24You saved me
01:15:24And you saved yourself
01:15:26I, I am just an idiot
01:15:28Who's too quick to throw punches
01:15:30And you're right
01:15:37And you are not a nerd
01:15:39You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met
01:15:47GMT
01:15:47You, you wanna get out of here?
01:15:48Did you score?
01:15:50Yeah
01:15:51Yeah
01:15:53I'm gonna be okay
01:16:01You ready for a run?
01:16:03Sit tight, man
01:16:14GMT
01:16:15Wooo!
01:16:28Who me with Bo? Infuriating, stupid, impossible Bo Clement
01:16:34Showing up every time I fall apart
01:16:37I should not be crushing this life
01:16:42Wooo!
01:16:42Wooo!
01:16:54I'm absolutely crushing it
01:17:08Do you wanna have sex?
01:17:12I'm absolutely crushing it
01:17:14I'm gonna have sex
01:17:22I'm gonna have sex
01:17:28I'm gonna have sex
01:17:33I'm gonna have sex
01:18:03I'm gonna have sex
01:18:03I'm gonna have sex
01:18:04I'm gonna have sex
01:18:06I'm gonna have sex
01:18:32I'm gonna have sex
01:18:33I'm gonna have sex
01:18:33wait wait um i'm a little nervous so i'm gonna go shower first yeah yeah yeah absolutely no rush
01:19:16oh my god you're actually in her room and she's taking a shower oh my god
01:19:29what the hell
01:19:49hi hey there's something important i need to tell you first what is it i need a shower too
01:19:58a shower is all yours stupid
01:20:24i need a shower too
01:20:35stupid
01:20:41no
01:20:57oh shit
01:21:07surprise except it's not a surprise to you you met our little friend there you've actually
01:21:12touched it and i touched myself no i mean i touched it myself
01:21:28you won't be needing this anymore you won't need it ever again
01:21:57this doesn't mean anything bold clement i'm totally not into idiotic
01:22:01it's like you
01:22:08ditto phoebe phillips and i'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you
01:22:16phoebe
01:22:18you take me
01:22:20is it first
01:22:24it could only be you
01:22:26and i love you too
01:22:40and i do
01:22:41look at myself
01:22:41the
01:22:41now
01:22:42well
01:22:43we
01:22:44we
01:22:44we
01:22:44we
01:22:48we
01:22:49we
01:22:55we
01:23:05we
01:23:12good morning princess
01:23:15why does princess sound like an insult coming from you
01:23:23that's just my bad chem my bad chemistry
01:23:27person being a foul-mouthed bad boy
01:23:29he's such a dork
01:23:45that um my mom took me when i was young to play with my new toy boat and on the
01:23:55way there i got
01:23:56scratched by a tree branch and i still insisted on going when we got there like my boat drifted
01:24:04too far out in the waves so she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it
01:24:10um
01:24:14but even after it got dark she never came back
01:24:28and i told myself maybe if i knew how to swim if i if i'd been stronger that she she'd
01:24:35be alive
01:24:36today she wouldn't have died
01:24:38oh
01:24:46i am so sorry
01:24:49and you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were
01:24:51i can't believe i used that to blackmail you
01:24:55i'm so sorry for calling names when all you were doing was trying to save me
01:24:59you're so stupid
01:25:06no phoebe
01:25:11you
01:25:12you're the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing
01:25:15you believed in me and you gave me a purpose
01:25:18you made me want to do better
01:25:20to be better
01:25:23you saved me
01:25:35all right
01:25:36what happened
01:25:36are you good
01:25:38i need you on
01:25:39i'm gonna swim this way
01:25:40you know that
01:25:40and we need to all have a chat later
01:25:43come in
01:25:46i got a report
01:25:47it says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday
01:25:53i'm gonna swim this way
01:25:55yo what the hell
01:25:56i i i saw it
01:25:59oh clement tried to rape a girl last night
01:26:01no chance
01:26:03i'll fucking say that again
01:26:05you heard me
01:26:06i saw you
01:26:08try to rape a girl last night
01:26:12oh
01:26:13all you know is how to solve problems with your business
01:26:20chase thompson is a lying piece of shit
01:26:26oh
01:26:26didn't do any of that
01:26:28phoebe
01:26:29what the fuck are you doing here
01:26:32last night
01:26:33beau clement was with me
01:26:35in my bedroom
01:26:37making sweet love to me
01:26:39all night long
01:26:40coach honda
01:26:41don't believe me
01:26:41she's just a slut
01:26:43who would throw herself at anyone
01:26:44i mean
01:26:44fucking look at her
01:26:50i
01:26:51chase thompson
01:26:52am not a nice guy
01:26:54i'm a reason now
01:26:55this is fake
01:26:55it's edited coach
01:26:57it's obviously edited
01:26:58chase thompson
01:27:00you're off my swim
01:27:01now
01:27:11you three
01:27:13principal's office
01:27:14now
01:27:15you three
01:27:18thought you were slick
01:27:19slipping laxatives
01:27:21into contraband chocolates
01:27:30you nearly sent it to me
01:27:32to the er
01:27:34twice
01:27:38are you all enjoying this
01:27:44that never gets old
01:27:47this school is toxic
01:27:48am
01:27:49ah
01:27:57chop chop ladies
01:28:07ah
01:28:07hallway makeout sessions
01:28:10free comedy
01:28:11best school day ever
01:28:20capital a for absolutely and your capital a for a space well that's all thanks to your great
01:28:44chemistry
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