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00:01:47I'm going to put it in a little bit, so I'm going to put it in a little bit, so
00:01:52I'm going to put it in a little bit.
00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper,
00:02:57why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom
00:03:00or wash their hands like people do in real life?
00:03:05Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski,
00:03:10how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum
00:03:13when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:25But all great films, without exception,
00:03:30contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages
00:03:51and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen,
00:04:06the film you are about to see today
00:04:08is an homage to the no reason,
00:04:11that most powerful element of style.
00:04:40The film you are about to see today
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54They're sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:02Everybody, turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:41It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:58Yes.
00:05:59You can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:08Straight ahead.
00:06:13I see a dump.
00:06:33I see a dump.
00:06:45I see a dump.
00:06:47I see a dump.
00:06:55I see a dump.
00:19:13Where is he?
00:23:02Okay.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:36:55Whoa.
00:42:37Okay.
00:43:47Okay.
00:53:04So,
00:57:45Help me.
01:01:58You can't do that.
01:02:54You're on.
01:04:21Come here.
01:04:54Don't worry.
01:05:42Go on.
01:06:11Come on.
01:06:48I mean, what's the
01:07:18You got to do?
01:07:20You can go back to you.
01:07:25Thanks.
01:07:54Come on.
01:08:09Damn, it's...
01:08:38work.
01:09:07Hey, man.
01:09:38It's not the end.
01:18:43Just a minute.
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