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Rubber (2010) [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:02:52No reason.
00:02:54In The Excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Toby Hooper,
00:02:57why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom
00:03:00or wash their hands like people do in real life?
00:03:05Absolutely no reason.
00:03:06Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski,
00:03:10how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum
00:03:13when he plays the piano so well?
00:03:16Once again, the answer is no reason.
00:03:19I could go on for hours with more examples.
00:03:21The list is endless.
00:03:23You probably never gave it a thought.
00:03:25But all great films, without exception,
00:03:30contain an important element of no reason.
00:03:33And you know why?
00:03:35Because life itself is filled with no reason.
00:03:40Why can't we see the air all around us?
00:03:43No reason.
00:03:45Why are we always thinking?
00:03:47No reason.
00:03:49Why do some people love sausages
00:03:51and other people hate sausages?
00:03:53No fucking reason.
00:03:56Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
00:03:58Let's go.
00:03:59Just a minute.
00:04:00Let me finish.
00:04:04Ladies, gentlemen,
00:04:06the film you are about to see today
00:04:08is an homage to the no reason,
00:04:12that most powerful element of style.
00:04:52Why did they destroy all those chairs?
00:04:54They're sad on those.
00:04:56Yeah, it's really a pity.
00:04:57Quiet, please.
00:05:01Okay, everybody, turn around.
00:05:08Good.
00:05:09Enjoy.
00:05:12Excuse me.
00:05:13Is it going to be in color or in black and white?
00:05:41It's already boring.
00:05:44Don't be so negative.
00:05:45It's just the beginning.
00:05:46It's going to pick up.
00:05:47Just be patient.
00:05:53I hope it's not some old silent film.
00:05:57I can't hear a thing.
00:05:59Yes, you can hear the wind a little.
00:06:01If you listen.
00:06:02Somebody see something?
00:06:05I see a dump.
00:06:07There.
00:06:08Straight ahead.
00:06:13I see a dump.
00:06:36Maybe a jump.
00:06:48But what do you know?
00:06:48What are you doing?
00:06:56What do you think?
00:06:56You can see.
00:07:03Maybe a dump.
00:27:24Bye, brats.
00:29:52Yes.
00:31:06Good morning.
00:31:07Can I clean you.
00:31:49food.
00:32:25Animals.
00:33:07Anybody there?
00:33:38Excuse me?
00:34:14I just,
00:34:24I just, you know,
00:35:07look, look.
00:35:09Let's go.
00:35:56I don't know.
00:36:15I'm sorry.
00:36:55Whoa!
00:37:14Here's your double topping, dickhead.
00:38:05Isn't the tide supposed to float?
00:38:07An inner tube, yes, not a tire.
00:38:10Really?
00:38:11I would've bet just the opposite.
00:38:18You feeling any better, son?
00:38:20No.
00:38:21It's burning a lot.
00:38:23Daddy, I beg you to call a doctor.
00:38:25Oh, come on.
00:38:26You probably just ate too fast.
00:38:28It's gonna be all right.
00:38:29Don't worry.
00:38:30We all ate too fast.
00:38:33Ow.
00:38:34It's hurting bad, I tell you.
00:38:36Does anybody know anything about medicine?
00:38:39No.
00:38:40Sorry.
00:38:41Would you happen to know anything about physics?
00:38:43Would a tire sink or float?
00:38:45It would sink.
00:38:46We just saw it a minute ago.
00:38:51What's going on?
00:38:59Damn it to hell.
00:39:01What's happening to us?
00:39:03They poisoned you.
00:39:05The turkey was a trap.
00:39:07A trap?
00:39:09Motherfuck.
00:39:10There's some way to treat your audience.
00:39:12Don't worry, ma'am.
00:39:14They're not gonna get away with it.
00:39:15Don't worry, ma'am.
00:39:15I'm still here.
00:39:18And I want my show.
00:39:21Yes, sir, I want my show.
00:39:51Anybody there?
00:39:52Us .
00:39:57It's higher.
00:40:02It's higher.
00:40:03It's higher.
00:40:16It's higher.
00:40:19Whoooooo!
00:40:49He's ready to go to the pool.
00:40:56He's right here.
00:40:59This tire's alive.
00:41:01The tire story again?
00:41:02Doesn't look very alive to me.
00:41:04Look, I saw this tire get into room 16.
00:41:08He locked himself in.
00:41:09Okay, you know what?
00:41:09I've heard enough rubbish for the day, all right?
00:41:12Now get that dirty tire out of the pool
00:41:14or I'm gonna get really mad.
00:41:18Sorry, Lieutenant.
00:41:19Nothing.
00:41:21But tell me.
00:41:23Don't you find it strange we can't see the air around us?
00:41:29Why do you say that?
00:41:32Just like that.
00:41:34No reason.
00:41:43Okay, kid, listen to me.
00:41:45Nothing to worry about.
00:41:46It's just a perfectly ordinary tire.
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:49Same here.
00:41:49You see it's not moving.
00:41:51Well, maybe it drowned.
00:41:52Look, could you stop it with this crap, okay?
00:41:54You were putting me to shame in front of a police officer.
00:41:56Don't be rough.
00:41:57There's no need to be rough.
00:41:58You know, someone died here, okay?
00:41:59We don't joke about things like that.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:01Yeah, that is true.
00:42:02I'm not joking.
00:42:03I am sure that this tire killed more too much.
00:42:05All right, that is enough.
00:42:07All right?
00:42:07I don't want to see you anymore.
00:42:09Okay?
00:42:09We will settle this tonight.
00:42:10Now scram.
00:42:11You are getting on my nerves.
00:42:12Go!
00:42:15You're a little jumpy.
00:42:18Not usual.
00:42:20Now take your fucking tire with you!
00:42:26Sorry.
00:42:28Mr. Hughes, can I ask you some questions for the investigation?
00:42:31Uh, sure.
00:42:32Go ahead.
00:42:32How was your relationship with Martina?
00:42:34Uh, we got along fine.
00:42:36You know, employer, employee.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:39You were satisfied with her work?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Nothing in particular you'd mention about her behavior?
00:42:44No.
00:42:45No.
00:42:48Ah!
00:42:49Very good.
00:42:50It's been six hours.
00:42:51The poison has had time to take effect.
00:42:53We can stop.
00:42:53Uh, the poison?
00:42:54Yes.
00:42:55We poison the spectators.
00:42:56You can go home now, Mr. Hughes.
00:42:58We don't need you anymore.
00:42:59Thank you very much.
00:43:01I don't understand.
00:43:02It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:43:03Good God.
00:43:07It never happened.
00:43:09It hello for the victims.
00:43:14It's been time for police to take action as soon as long as they moved.
00:43:18No matter how they got to do not me.
00:43:19I told my family seriously...
00:43:19It never happened.äB
00:43:27liquid. Okay.
00:43:31Good morning.
00:43:33vieleません.
00:43:33Everybody! Listen!
00:43:37I have something important to announce.
00:43:41Pay attention, please.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50You can all relax. It's over. We're stopping now.
00:43:55Thanks, and congratulations to all. Great job.
00:44:01What do you mean, Chad?
00:44:04I mean exactly what I just said. It's over.
00:44:06You can all go home to your families now.
00:44:08It's been a pleasure working with you.
00:44:10You out of your mind?
00:44:12Why do you want us to go home?
00:44:16Come on. Stop acting like this is real life.
00:44:20I'm telling you, we're done.
00:44:21There's no one watching anymore, okay?
00:44:24No use going on.
00:44:27Stop.
00:44:30Finished. We're packing in.
00:44:32But this is real life, Chad. We have a dead body over here.
00:44:38No. Come on. It's not real life.
00:44:41Look at you. You have a stuffed toy alligator under your arm.
00:44:51So?
00:44:56Okay. I'm gonna show you something.
00:44:58Denise, take your gun.
00:45:02Why?
00:45:03Take it! I tell ya! It's an order!
00:45:11Now point it at me and shoot.
00:45:13No way.
00:45:14Doug, you do it.
00:45:23Don't think. Just shoot.
00:45:33You see?
00:45:35I don't feel a thing.
00:45:38No pain whatsoever.
00:45:41It's not real.
00:45:44You understand?
00:45:46Everything is fake.
00:45:49Shoot again.
00:45:57Now do you believe me?
00:46:00This situation is not real.
00:46:06Go home.
00:46:08It's all over. Thanks.
00:46:12What about the cleaning lady?
00:46:15She's really dead?
00:46:17Open the bag. You might be surprised.
00:46:29It's a regular corpse.
00:46:30Give her a good slap. You'll see.
00:46:33Stop your bullshit. She's got no head.
00:46:36It's not funny.
00:46:38Shake her up.
00:46:43So? Nothing happened.
00:46:46She's dead. Body's cold.
00:46:53How cold?
00:46:59One of the spectators didn't eat the turkey.
00:47:03He's alive and watching as we speak.
00:47:09Damn.
00:47:11You sure this is true?
00:47:14Positive.
00:47:15You have to go on.
00:47:19Alright.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:34Excuse me, please.
00:47:36I made a little mistake.
00:47:39Forget everything I just said.
00:47:58I'm sorry.
00:48:02I got a little ahead of myself.
00:48:05We're not quite done.
00:48:06How was your relationship with Martino?
00:48:09You're bleeding, Lieutenant.
00:48:10Don't mind that. It's nothing.
00:48:12Let's proceed. Answer my question.
00:48:14Well, like I said, we got along fine.
00:48:18You know, employee, employer.
00:48:19Mm-hmm.
00:48:20You were happy with her work?
00:48:21Like I said before, yeah.
00:48:23Nothing in particular you'd mention?
00:48:26No.
00:48:28Were you in contact with her family?
00:48:32I met her brother once.
00:48:34He was rather obese.
00:48:37We really didn't talk.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:39Do you know if Martino was on good terms
00:48:42with her obese brother?
00:48:45Maybe.
00:48:46Do you think the obese brother
00:48:50could be directly or indirectly involved
00:48:53with Martino's death?
00:48:59Mr. Hughes?
00:49:25Oh, God. The kid was right.
00:49:28The killer is a tire.
00:49:30Oh, God. The kid was right.
00:49:38Was right.
00:49:56I see myself.
00:49:57Oh, God.
00:50:00I don't know how long has murder me
00:51:03You killed Martina?
00:51:10You're going to be in trouble with the police.
00:51:14You know what the police are.
00:51:18Do you talk?
00:51:19I mean, talk.
00:51:21Um, me, human, boy.
00:51:25Hey, answer me!
00:51:36Hey!
00:51:53This is what our killer looks like.
00:51:56I'm tired.
00:51:58Exactly.
00:52:01I'll give you an hour to find him.
00:52:03Can't have gotten far.
00:52:05If you have any questions,
00:52:08it's now or never.
00:52:11What brand of tire?
00:52:15We don't know yet.
00:52:18Probably brandless.
00:52:20Is it worn?
00:52:22Yes.
00:52:27Is it black?
00:52:31Hey, guys!
00:52:33I just saw it.
00:52:34He escaped on the road.
00:52:35That way.
00:52:43Okay.
00:52:46Uh.
00:53:06So, what might you fancy?
00:53:11Farmed chicken, homemade potatoes mashed with olive oil, and mushroom fricassee.
00:53:18That'll be fine, thank you.
00:53:21Wait to see the rest.
00:53:24Doing a tartare on a bed of artichoke with violet-flavored white asparagus.
00:53:30It's tempting, isn't it?
00:53:32Look, you know, I'm not hungry, so just forget it.
00:53:37Dessert then, perhaps.
00:53:41Oh.
00:53:47Chocolate eclairs.
00:53:49That's lovely.
00:53:52Hey, hey.
00:53:54I'm telling you, I'm not hungry, alright?
00:53:57Now you're wasting my time, just go away.
00:54:02Come on.
00:54:04You gotta eat something.
00:54:06It's unhealthy.
00:54:09You can't go on like this.
00:54:11You can't.
00:54:12You have a yogurt, at least.
00:54:14Just do that for me.
00:54:15Hm?
00:54:16I just wanna watch the end in peace.
00:54:20Oh.
00:54:21Wait all you want, cause there's no end.
00:54:24Fine, I'm gonna watch it anyway, alright?
00:54:26I like it.
00:54:30What's happening?
00:54:32What's happening?
00:54:34He's rolling.
00:54:36The cops are chasing him.
00:54:40This is a pretty exciting scene.
00:54:42That's so...
00:54:43Where?
00:54:44I can't see.
00:54:45Right there.
00:54:46Right straight ahead.
00:54:49Where?
00:54:49Here.
00:54:50Go on.
00:54:55Oh.
00:55:42Oh.
00:55:43Whoa!
00:55:53then one day my father wanted to do something nice for us and he took us on a vacation to
00:55:59the
00:55:59mountain but since we had no money he uh couldn't take us skiing so you know along with my brother
00:56:09um we started going on these these walks in the snow we didn't even have shoes
00:56:17that's funny anyway then my brother he's showing off on a rock i slipped falls into a crack
00:56:31dumb accident
00:56:34hmm you sure you know i'm trying to clear they're amazing i'm fine thanks
00:56:41where was i oh yeah okay so my brother falls into a crack and i don't know why but instead
00:56:52of going
00:56:52for help i take this um enormous rock and i smash him into the face with it
00:57:02and that's when he stops screaming
00:57:11damn
00:57:13is there something for a stomach ache i think i eat too fast
00:57:17ouch
00:57:19oh holy shit
00:57:21oh god
00:57:25oh shit
00:57:26oh
00:57:28that stuff was supposed to be for you to eat
00:57:34oh god it burns
00:57:41oh
00:57:43oh
00:57:43oh god it burns
00:58:04I'm gonna die.
00:58:08Help me.
00:58:12Help me.
00:58:13Help me.
00:58:13Help me.
00:58:13Help me.
00:58:14I'm making you.
00:58:15Ah!
00:58:21Get.
00:58:23Go, go, go.
00:58:32Now I got the wind.
00:58:34I got the wind.
00:58:37We're out.
00:58:54left.
01:01:58You can't do that.
01:01:59Really?
01:02:01Well, you can if you want, but it's against the rules.
01:02:07So what, can I or can't I?
01:02:11Unit 4 to Central, do you receive?
01:02:14We located the tire.
01:02:18Do you receive?
01:02:20I repeat, we located the tire inside a house.
01:02:24You're on.
01:02:26We receive you, Unit 4.
01:02:28What do you mean by located?
01:02:30We just saw him.
01:02:31He's in a house on Bellyball Road, watching TV.
01:02:35What should we do?
01:02:36Stay put, we're on our way.
01:02:39Stay put, we're on our way.
01:03:04Stay put, we're on our way.
01:03:28You all right?
01:03:29Yeah.
01:03:30We're gonna nick him.
01:03:35The door just opened. He's coming.
01:03:37All right, go ahead. Read.
01:03:40Come. Closer.
01:03:44Come on. Closer. I was expecting you.
01:03:48Come on. Come here.
01:03:51Articulate.
01:03:52Come on. Come here.
01:03:55Come here and kill me, you son of a bitch.
01:03:59Come close and kill me, you little jerk.
01:04:01Stick to the text. Go on.
01:04:04Son of a bitch.
01:04:06Come on. Closer.
01:04:09That's good. He's biting. Go on.
01:04:14Come on. You know I've been very naughty.
01:04:17You have to punish me.
01:04:20Come. Come punish me.
01:04:22Who wrote this garbage?
01:04:25Don't worry about that. Go on.
01:04:29You like me?
01:04:30You think I'm sexy?
01:04:33Come on. Be a good boy.
01:04:35Blow my head off.
01:04:37You big st...
01:04:37Sorry. I can't breathe that.
01:04:40It's too awful.
01:04:42Get out of the way. You're gonna ruin everything.
01:04:55Blow my head off. You big slut. You hear me?
01:05:00I... I have a very... I have been a very naughty girl.
01:05:05I need a good...
01:05:07Thrashing. Come on.
01:05:10Now. Go ahead. Kill me. Go on.
01:05:15I want to die. Do it.
01:05:18I think he suspects something.
01:05:19I think we should have stayed with the woman's voice.
01:05:22Shit. Think back to mine.
01:05:27Come on. Go ahead. Go ahead.
01:05:29Come on.
01:05:30Where are we?
01:05:31I don't know. It doesn't matter. Improvise. Quick.
01:05:37Hey. Blow my head off.
01:05:39What are you waiting for?
01:05:41That's very good. Go on.
01:05:43Come on. I'm ready. Now.
01:05:55Excuse me. I hate to bother you, but...
01:05:59The way I look at it, this scene makes no sense at all.
01:06:03And not that it was great to begin with,
01:06:05but at least I understood it.
01:06:06Now it's just, uh...
01:06:07It's totally confusing.
01:06:09That's why I took the trouble to come all this way.
01:06:12What do you mean? What don't you understand?
01:06:15What don't I understand is the bit with the dummy.
01:06:18It doesn't make sense.
01:06:19I mean, what's the point? What's the purpose?
01:06:22Well, can't you see it's a lure?
01:06:25There's nothing confusing.
01:06:26Yeah, I get the lure, okay? I'm not stupid.
01:06:29Yeah?
01:06:29What I don't get is why it takes so many hours.
01:06:32Why don't you just ice the bloody tire?
01:06:36Now that he's, uh...
01:06:38Now that he's standing in front of the, uh, dummy,
01:06:40you get a bazooka. Even better. No, no, listen, listen.
01:06:42Even better. You get...
01:06:44You get one of your guys with a...
01:06:45With a flamethrower, huh?
01:06:47Just...
01:06:48Huh?
01:06:49You gotta do something.
01:06:50I mean, do something. Anything.
01:06:52No, no.
01:06:53The idea was for him to blow up the dummy himself
01:06:55and set off a dynamite.
01:06:57That way, he'll...
01:06:59Pop himself off himself, so to speak.
01:07:01Well, that's brilliant. That's absolutely brilliant.
01:07:02What I'm asking is speed up the action.
01:07:04That's all. You know?
01:07:06Boom, boom, huh?
01:07:07Yeah, but then we wouldn't be here if you'd eaten a damn turkey.
01:07:11Well, that's true enough, but, uh...
01:07:14Listen.
01:07:16I'm glad you told us.
01:07:18We'll try to speed things up now.
01:07:20Hmm.
01:07:21You can go back to your place.
01:07:26Thanks.
01:07:30Asshole.
01:07:31Who's that guy?
01:07:32Come on, let's get on with it.
01:07:34I'm exhausted.
01:07:35Read the last sentence there.
01:07:39You're nothing but a rubber shit.
01:07:42Once again.
01:07:44You're nothing but a rubber shit.
01:07:46Again.
01:07:48You're nothing but a rubber shit.
01:08:09Damn, it didn't work.
01:08:28Hey, ask what you intend to do?
01:08:30I'm gonna blow away that rubber shit myself.
01:08:32You'll be done with it.
01:08:34No, you can't do that.
01:08:36What about the dummy blow up?
01:08:38What do you promise, man?
01:08:48The end, bye.
01:08:53That's it, huh?
01:08:55That's all you got?
01:08:57You can't stop here, man.
01:09:00Come on.
01:09:01What kind of racket you're running?
01:09:07Hey, wait.
01:09:10It's not the end.
01:09:11He's been reincarnated as a tricycle.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:17Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:20I'm not a character.
01:09:21I'm just watching.
01:09:24You just stay there.
01:09:26Stay put.
01:09:29No, stay put.
01:09:31Good.
01:09:31You're welcome.
01:09:43Hello.
01:09:44Let's go.
01:17:08In the excellent Chainsaw Massacre by Tove Hooper, why don't we ever see the characters
01:17:13go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life?
01:17:18Absolutely no reason.
01:17:31And you know why?
01:17:49Why?
01:17:50Because life itself is made up of tons of no reason.
01:17:55Why?
01:17:56Why can't we see the air?
01:17:57Why can't we see the air all around us?
01:17:58Why can't we see the air all around us?
01:17:58No reason.
01:18:00What if we are we always thinking?
01:18:03Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages?
01:18:08No fucking reason.
01:18:11Come on, don't waste your time explaining that garbage.
01:18:14Let's go.
01:18:14Just a minute. Let me finish.
01:18:37Let's go.
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