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00:09Ted's got the ball, time's running out, if he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to
00:14the championship today.
00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league, if he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the
00:24NFL.
00:30Ted, go!
00:43Fuck!
00:45Oh my fucking leg!
00:51Just wait, okay? It's gonna heal, alright?
00:55Look, look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
01:03I'm sorry, Ted, we can't sign a player with a broken leg. I'm very sorry.
01:09No, no, I'm not doing that, hey!
01:14Such a waste.
01:16You don't know, you need an all-star level.
01:19No team is gonna want him now. He's not gonna break off of this.
01:23I swear, hey, please!
01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
01:29I'm still a champion!
01:35Fuck. Coach Weston phone is still off.
01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
01:48Then we'll run my plays.
01:53All right, boys, I need you to listen up good, okay?
01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
02:06You come right up here, right up here, boys.
02:08We got this. You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
02:11All right, boys, bring it in!
02:13Come on, bring it in!
02:14One, two, three!
02:17Let's go! Let's go! Come on!
02:19Come on!
02:3442-15, the Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
02:39That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about!
02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
02:49Yes!
02:50Yes!
02:52These plays are brilliant.
02:54I need him on my team.
03:00Boss?
03:01Nice work out there today.
03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
03:06Thank you, sir.
03:09Two grand a month, I can finally pay my bills.
03:14I gotta tell my wife.
03:21Babe!
03:22I have got great news!
03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
03:46What the hell are you doing?
03:51What the hell are you doing?!
03:53What the hell are you doing?!
03:56Wait, wait, wait, wait!
04:01West!
04:02You bastard!
04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
04:06West!
04:07Are you okay?
04:08Ted!
04:09What's wrong with you?
04:11What?
04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
04:19me what's wrong?!
04:20You think that I cheated for fun?!
04:24It's because you're a loser!
04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?!
04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?!
04:33I got a raise!
04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore!
04:39A raise?
04:41You're an assistant coach!
04:43What could you possibly make?
04:44Three grand?
04:46Two, actually!
04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen!
04:57You're never gonna make it happen!
04:59You're fired!
05:00What?
05:02No, you can't do this!
05:04I won the game for you today!
05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here!
05:10I'm the head coach.
05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing.
05:15But to be crushed under someone like me.
05:19Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
05:25Keep dreaming.
05:31Divorce agreement?
05:34You already had this ready?!
05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
05:38It's signed.
05:40Come on, babe. Let's go.
05:48Who's calling this trash? Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
05:53Ha ha ha ha ha!
06:04Fuck off.
06:1125,000 passing yards. Front runner for the Heisman. Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
06:19Who is this?
06:20Mr. Vincent? This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights. I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
06:27Annual salary is a million dollars. How's that?
06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious. As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary is
06:44not a problem.
06:45Yes, yes. I'll take the position. Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
06:52That's the dumbest thing they've ever done. Don't worry, Mr. Vincent. My team is going to treat you with the
06:57respect you deserve.
06:59Thanks so much.
07:01Great. Looking forward to it.
07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
07:08And?
07:09I am adding him to our player roster. Just in case.
07:13Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player? Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
07:18Plus, esta viejo.
07:19Okay, do you remember about ten years ago, there was a college quarterback. He was phenomenal. All-American. His name
07:27was Ted.
07:28Of course. He broke his leg during the championship. If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right
07:33now.
07:35Ya va, Marica.
07:36You're saying he's that Ted? Si, Marica.
07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly. And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
07:50Boo!
07:54Hey, buddy. You know what NFL stands for? Not for long. Not how long you'll be coaching.
08:00Three close games in a row? Really? This is the worst team in the division. There's no reason for it
08:05to be this close. Boo!
08:07Don't fuck your cousin! You fucking poor fuck!
08:12What the hell happened?
08:13You lost to a third-rate team? You were winning so easy before.
08:17They must have studied our plays. Every route was locked down.
08:23We won't lose again.
08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
08:28We never struggled like this.
08:31If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
08:32Shut the fuck up, James!
08:35Ted? You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
08:42What?
08:43Boss, the guy's a total loser.
08:44Okay.
08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
08:53Damn!
08:54Acting like all of them plays with his ideas?
08:56Fuck!
08:56Exactly.
08:59That's why I fired him.
09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
09:06But you listen to me, Wes.
09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
09:13You understand me?
09:15Yes, sir.
09:16Don't fuck with me.
09:17Yes, sir.
09:20Damn it!
09:21The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
09:26Oh!
09:32This...
09:36This is Ted's playbook.
09:41We're safe.
09:46Hey, hey.
09:48Why aren't you running the plays I called?
09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
09:53You scored three points.
09:55You're a washed-up assistant.
09:58Dumped by his wife.
10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
10:02Hey.
10:07Scott.
10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
10:13Period.
10:14Your plays are trash!
10:16Edmund.
10:18You're benched.
10:19Next man up!
10:21Wait, what?
10:22Seriously?
10:24You're benching me!
10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
10:31You are done here.
10:32Your plays are horseshit!
10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
10:38It's impossible!
10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
10:41Or an assistant coach!
10:42You are done!
10:54You are done!
10:55I'm done!
10:56I'm done!
10:56Is that hard?
11:13Holy shit.
11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
11:22Come on, nobody's that good.
11:23Who the hell is this guy?
11:25Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
11:27Hey, look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow
11:31my plays, we will win this game.
11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
11:37Might as well try it.
11:38No way we're coming back.
11:39And if we lose, we'll show you not fit to be our coach.
11:49Touchdown!
11:52That fast?
11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
12:02That's the game.
12:07Knights take the win.
12:09Let's go!
12:11A win like this?
12:12We never even dreamed of.
12:14How in this place we actually crushed it.
12:17Who is this guy anyway?
12:19The people's fucking good.
12:36Welcome to the team, coach.
12:43Go Knights!
12:48The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to
12:53the final four, under head coach Ted Vincent.
12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight
13:02losses.
13:03Losers, go home.
13:04You're as damn straight.
13:05Get off the field!
13:07Get it!
13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
13:16And you, if your plays get worse every damn game, how are you supposed to win a title
13:21like that?
13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
13:26Boss, we just got careless the last two games.
13:30Don't worry.
13:31We're going to crush them next game.
13:33Oh, right.
13:34Next game, the semifinals gets tonight.
13:37You lose that, every fucking million you're fired.
13:41So we already said nothing about the game, so it's Ted!
13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
13:57Now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semifinals.
14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
14:02When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him.
14:12You got a few tricks from me.
14:13Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
14:16Please, beating him will be easy.
14:21If you can't even win against that loser,
14:24every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
14:34With him around, we might actually win the championship.
14:39Is that what you all want?
14:41Yeah.
14:41You all want Ted back?
14:44Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
14:49Okay.
14:50Since you want your boyfriend back, I guess I can't rescue him leaking my playbook.
14:56Fine.
14:57I'll bring him back.
15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
15:10You know, I, uh, believe in my team.
15:14Wanting to stick to my game plan, the Eagles do not stand a chance.
15:19But from what I've heard, you're just a fired assistant coach.
15:23What makes you so confident?
15:25Confident in what?
15:28His own delusions.
15:30This guy's a clown who loves to talk big.
15:37What are you doing here?
15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
15:41Come back to the Eagles.
15:42All you have to do is apologize right here in front of everyone.
15:47And maybe I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
15:52Who the hell do you think you are?
15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
15:56What?
15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
16:05He should be thanking us.
16:08I'm not going back.
16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
16:17Ever.
16:19She's right.
16:20Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
16:24Good night.
16:32What is this?
16:36Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
16:40Football is a rich man's game.
16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
16:45You'll never beat us.
16:53Hey!
16:55I'll say it one last time.
16:57I'll never join the Eagles.
16:59Oh, right.
17:00You're doing this for the race, right?
17:02Fine.
17:03Uh, how about 500 more in my...
17:06That's what you want, right?
17:07You should take it, Ted.
17:09With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
17:14$5,000?
17:16Is that all you thought?
17:18Pathetic.
17:26Mr. Vincent?
17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
17:31$3 million.
17:44No way.
17:46His bonus is $3 million?
17:48My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
17:51That's going to be fake.
17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
17:58So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
18:02Let me guess.
18:04Your team's performance sucked.
18:06You fumbled all the tactics, and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
18:10Bullshit.
18:12You only got a few tricks from me.
18:15Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
18:20Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
18:26With ease, bitch.
18:30Just wait until...
18:32When I beat you, even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
18:38Hey.
18:40The Knights will never lose to you.
18:51The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
18:57semifinals.
18:58But today, they face the power...
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