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00:00:09Ted's got the ball, time's running out, if he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to
00:00:14the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league, if he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the
00:00:24head of fire.
00:00:30Ted's taking out!
00:00:39Whoa!
00:00:43Fuck!
00:00:44Oh, my fucking legs!
00:00:51You just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna go, all right?
00:00:55Look, I swear, I can still walk up, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim. We can't sign a player with a broken leg. I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not doing that. Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15You could have gone pro. You need an all-star level.
00:01:19No team is going to want him now. He's not going to have right talk with me this.
00:01:23I swear. Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:36Fuck. Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we going to do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know no plays we're going to run?
00:01:47They won't run my plays.
00:01:53All right, boys. I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06You come right up here. Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this. You got to believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:10All right, boys. Bring it in.
00:02:13Come on. Bring it in.
00:02:14One, two, three.
00:02:17Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yeah!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I'm going to tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:22I've got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:04:01West, you bastard.
00:04:03I win the game for you today.
00:04:04You're here screwing my wife.
00:04:06West, are you okay?
00:04:08Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:23It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills.
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you.
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:56You're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, I, you, you can't do this.
00:05:04I, I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:18West, right?
00:05:20Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:33You, you already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards, frontrunner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You, you're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes, I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they, they, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Just in case.
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, está viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago, there was a college quarterback.
00:07:24He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name is Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Yala, Marika.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:38Si, Marika.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:53Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58Not how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:06Boo!
00:08:07Don't fuck your cousin!
00:08:08You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:30If he were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:34Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all them players were his ideas?
00:08:55Wow!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddances.
00:09:06But you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:34This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You've scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed up assistant.
00:09:58Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:03Me.
00:10:08Scott, if you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:17Edmund, you're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:21Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me!
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow
00:10:30orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:37It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:19That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:21Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:23Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:26Hey, look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow
00:11:31my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:53Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:02And that's the game!
00:12:02I hope I'm like a good vegetable!
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:10Come on!
00:12:11A win like this?
00:12:12We never even dreamed of!
00:12:14How in this place we actually crushed it!
00:12:17Who is this guy in here?
00:12:18The deepest fucking dude!
00:12:20Yeah!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:43Go Knights!
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible,
00:12:51rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the Final Four
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship,
00:13:00have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:02Losers, go home! You're as damned as straight!
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:07Get it!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:16And you!
00:13:17If your plays get worse every damn game,
00:13:19how are we supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays,
00:13:24nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss!
00:13:27We just got careless the last two games.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:31We're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:32Oh, right.
00:13:34Next game, the semi-finals against tonight!
00:13:37You lose that,
00:13:39every fucking one you get fired.
00:13:41No, we already have another moment,
00:13:43we have called Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second,
00:13:46isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:52How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league,
00:13:57now they're on a winning streak,
00:13:59made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around,
00:14:03we never struggled this much away.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:12He got a few tricks from me,
00:14:14now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach,
00:14:16please,
00:14:17beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:25every swinging dick here
00:14:26can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around,
00:14:36we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:57I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent,
00:15:04you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10No, I, uh,
00:15:13believe in my team.
00:15:14If I missed it to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But, from what I've heard,
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28It's only delusions.
00:15:30This guy's a clown,
00:15:31who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize, right here, in front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe, I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:54You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56Hey!
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:03Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:16:17Ever.
00:16:18She's right.
00:16:20Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Be nice.
00:16:32What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:40Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:45You'll never beat us.
00:16:53Hey!
00:16:55I'll say it one last time.
00:16:57I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh, right.
00:17:00You're doing this for the race.
00:17:01Right?
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:04How about 500 more a month?
00:17:06That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:09With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:14500?
00:17:17Is that all you thought?
00:17:19Pathetic.
00:17:26Mr. Vincent?
00:17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31Three million dollars.
00:17:44No way.
00:17:45His bonus is three million?
00:17:48My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
00:17:51That's gonna be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:58So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:02Let me guess.
00:18:04Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:06You fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:10Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:15Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:30Just wait until when I beat you.
00:18:34Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:40The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:51The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:56semifinals.
00:18:57But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:02Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights!
00:19:12Boys, come on. Take your knee. Take your knee.
00:19:14Listen up.
00:19:15I know that team over there is strong. All right?
00:19:17No one expects us to win.
00:19:20Now, I promise you.
00:19:22This team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here with the win.
00:19:28I can promise you that.
00:19:30Yes, sir.
00:19:30Coach.
00:19:31We trust you completely.
00:19:34All right, fellas, let's go get this wing.
00:19:35All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:37Man's in the middle.
00:19:37Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:39All right, win on three, win on me.
00:19:40One, two, three, win!
00:19:42Let's go, boys!
00:19:43Let's go!
00:19:48Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:51The beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people.
00:19:57People of class.
00:19:59Like her.
00:20:00Like us.
00:20:01I need whiskey or wine.
00:20:04Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:09I need a win.
00:20:10Relax.
00:20:11This is a sure win.
00:20:13And make sure you get your money.
00:20:15Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here, $40 million.
00:20:21How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:23Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:27But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:33Two victory.
00:20:36So, Ben, way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:42Block, come on, block.
00:20:44First throw.
00:20:45Block.
00:20:46Here we go.
00:20:47Good, good.
00:20:53First throw.
00:20:55Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:02What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06The Knights' tactics are clearly working.
00:21:09The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:12Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:14They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:17Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:19You fucking idiot.
00:21:20I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:22What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:24It's got to be a fluke.
00:21:25It's got to be Ted.
00:21:26He was my assistant.
00:21:27He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:28But what are you going to do about it?
00:21:31I have a plan.
00:21:32We're going to turn this around.
00:21:34Trust me.
00:21:35You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:37I swear to God that if I can't leave this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:44This is your last chance, son.
00:21:46Last chance.
00:21:47Am I clear?
00:21:48Don't fuck it up.
00:21:51Shit.
00:21:52Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:55What's up, coach?
00:21:56That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback.
00:22:01Take them out.
00:22:03They can't win this game.
00:22:05Man.
00:22:07Go!
00:22:09Go!
00:22:20Matthew, you finish our game now!
00:22:22Why?
00:22:23It's broken!
00:22:25Oh, come on!
00:22:28The Knights' score stands.
00:22:30But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:33Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:35What are we doing?
00:22:35That's rough in the past.
00:22:36That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:45This is my house, boy!
00:22:47I can't run this field, boy!
00:22:49Hey!
00:22:55Oh, you motherfuckers!
00:22:57Hey, hey!
00:22:57Listen to me!
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:59Are you blind?
00:23:00Vick!
00:23:00Vick!
00:23:01Vick!
00:23:02Vick!
00:23:03Vick!
00:23:03Vick!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me.
00:23:05You want to keep coaching?
00:23:06Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:09You son of a bitch.
00:23:10How much you paying these refs?
00:23:12Who cares?
00:23:14Your only star player is out.
00:23:16You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:21I have cash to burn!
00:23:24Nobody can touch me.
00:23:26Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:29Good job.
00:23:30Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:34You're talented.
00:23:36Big fucking deal.
00:23:38One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:42The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:46Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:47Good luck.
00:23:49Call you back.
00:23:49I think she's calling you.
00:24:04The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:10Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:14Three of our key players are out.
00:24:16If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:18Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:20Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:25Come on, Coach.
00:24:26Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:28We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:29How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:42Only you can save the Knights now.
00:24:48Hold on, wait.
00:24:49Boss, what do you mean, warm up?
00:24:52Ted, I did my research.
00:24:54You used to be a star.
00:24:56If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:24:59I need you to warm up.
00:25:01Ted.
00:25:02Ted Vincent.
00:25:03The same guy that media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:07No way.
00:25:08You're my head coach?
00:25:13Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:14I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:17Actually, you can.
00:25:18I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:23You're officially on the roster.
00:25:25You want to warm up?
00:25:35My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:39Can I really do this?
00:25:42Hey.
00:25:43You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:45Huh?
00:25:46You got this.
00:25:50Now,
00:25:52I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:25:58Maybe.
00:26:00Maybe.
00:26:01Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:15They won't stop me now.
00:26:27All right.
00:26:29Let's crush them.
00:26:30Yeah!
00:27:13What is going on? Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:19No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:21It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg broken loser.
00:27:28Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right.
00:27:34You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:36My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:39You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:41A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42A deal.
00:27:44I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:49And she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:51What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make it back.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:00And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:03Better get some ice ready.
00:28:05You're facing me later.
00:28:12Game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:14I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:21You ready?
00:28:30Let's do this.
00:28:37Let's do this.
00:28:45Oh, my God!
00:28:46Oh, my God!
00:29:00He threw that way too far. No one's catching that.
00:29:02He don't even know how to play.
00:29:04He's scared stiff.
00:29:06You scared him so bad, he just got how to play.
00:29:09Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:25Holy guacamole! The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind?
00:29:38Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:59What a wild play!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:20Touchdown, Knights!
00:30:24He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:26Yes! Yes!
00:30:28I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:30I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on. It was a fluke.
00:30:35He threw it away too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:37He scored.
00:30:38He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly. I know him. He's a washed up midlife loser. There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:47Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No! Not again. I can't let him score again. I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Go!
00:30:58From now on, lock onto him. If you can't stop him, take him out.
00:31:07It's too late, Ted.
00:31:09Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:13Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again! Oh my gosh!
00:31:28Ted just slipped right through the attack and like it was nothing.
00:31:31Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:34He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:36God, he's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:40What? A hundred million?
00:31:42At least.
00:31:44You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:46You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:48I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:50He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:52I-I-I don't...
00:31:53He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:54You idiot! You let this talent walk?
00:31:57West must go!
00:32:01This mess is on you, West!
00:32:03I should never listen to you.
00:32:06There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:08If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:09I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:12Garcia!
00:32:24Saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:28The Knights on offense now!
00:32:31My God!
00:32:32He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:34That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:36That is unreal.
00:32:37They look unstoppable.
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:41Hey!
00:32:42Time out!
00:32:42Time out!
00:32:48What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:50Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:55I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56I don't know what's going on.
00:32:57Hey!
00:32:58Ref!
00:32:59I want to file a complaint.
00:33:00These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Come on!
00:33:05You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:09What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10What do you call that?
00:33:11Slander?
00:33:12Look around, idiot!
00:33:14Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:18Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:20So what if I did?
00:33:22I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:24Go, go, go, go.
00:33:25Check for yourself.
00:33:26You'll find nothing.
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:33Please!
00:33:34Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:38You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:42Smart girl.
00:33:43Let me kiss.
00:33:48You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to stop a family, but Emma does not
00:33:52care.
00:33:53I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:33:57I have money.
00:33:59She's trash.
00:34:01And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:03But this game?
00:34:05I will win.
00:34:09The game continues.
00:34:11Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:17Oh my goodness.
00:34:18Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:21He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:24After this game, you're out.
00:34:26Don't panic, sir.
00:34:29I won't win.
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:41I can't believe it.
00:34:43Ted's with the interception.
00:34:44And he scores!
00:34:46Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:48Is he really 32?
00:34:50This is possible.
00:34:52Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:54Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:56After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:59You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:01You understand?
00:35:03Mom in the arts have tied it up.
00:35:04Are you kidding me?
00:35:09Yeah!
00:35:17Unbelievable.
00:35:19The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:21Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:23Ted she's daughter!
00:35:25Ted she's daughter!
00:35:27Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted!
00:35:32This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:35There's only one minute left. Ted's got the ball. He is leading the offense.
00:35:39Stop him! If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:44Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:47It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:50Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:52See? I told you. Ted can't win.
00:35:54We'll drag this into overtime, and then we'll crush them down.
00:36:09Yes! Hail Mary!
00:36:12My God! Ted just pulled up a game-winning Hail Mary!
00:36:23Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:29Yes! Yes! We did it!
00:36:37Thank you, Ted. We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41It still won't need to be done.
00:36:43Yeah!
00:36:49If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now!
00:36:53Come on! I know Ted. He probably just got lucky.
00:36:56Shut your fucking mouth!
00:36:58You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles!
00:37:11What are you waiting for?
00:37:14I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:16Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:23What are you waiting for?
00:37:24Apologize to Ted.
00:37:26Now!
00:37:29I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:31I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:34Sorry. Now you're sorry?
00:37:36Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:39What do you say, Ted?
00:37:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:42I'll make you head coach.
00:37:43Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:46Two million a year. Minimum.
00:37:48What?!
00:37:48Two million a year?!
00:37:50My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire!
00:37:54Seriously?!
00:37:55Uh, boss?
00:37:56What about me?
00:37:59Shut the fuck up!
00:38:01You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:03Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:07Ted!
00:38:09I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:17Back together.
00:38:19Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:30Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:36When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:44And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:50Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk. Just the two of us.
00:38:56Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:59He has better options now.
00:39:02Better options.
00:39:05You're just the owner of some trash team. Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:11You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:15What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:22Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:26I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:32The Taylor family, the richest family in the world. The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:42That's right.
00:39:45So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:50You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:52What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:56You bitch!
00:39:58You'll pay for this!
00:40:06Ted, come back to the Eagles, I'll give you whatever you want. Name your prize.
00:40:10Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:15They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:18You sure, son? Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:25I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:30I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:33Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:35You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:37You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:39Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:44Sir, sir?
00:40:45Please don't fire me!
00:40:48Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:51Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:53I lost our bet, fair and spare, so you can hit me.
00:40:56If you want.
00:40:58We'll just call even.
00:40:59After, just come back.
00:41:01Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:03Come on!
00:41:05Hit me!
00:41:07Fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:08I know you want to, I know you want to.
00:41:10I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted!
00:41:12You saw me fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:14Fucking hit me!
00:41:37I will never forgive you.
00:41:41I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:44Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:46Coach West!
00:41:49We have received reports that you have bribed referees and used illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:53Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:55You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:56For life.
00:41:58Please come with us.
00:41:58What?
00:42:00This...
00:42:00Ted!
00:42:01You gotta talk to him.
00:42:02If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:05Illegals?
00:42:05I don't even...
00:42:06Please.
00:42:07Please!
00:42:07I'll do anything you want.
00:42:09People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:16Ted, wait!
00:42:17Timped!
00:42:20You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:22You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:24I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:31Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:37Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me.
00:42:45It wasn't a while.
00:42:48It's up to you.
00:42:49Alright.
00:42:51I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:55Exactly.
00:42:56It's way closer to the field.
00:42:58Yeah.
00:43:04When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:07Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:07Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:09I'm begging you, please.
00:43:10Let him go.
00:43:12Fuck off me.
00:43:15This is all your fault!
00:43:17If I weren't for you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:19Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:23What are you getting at?
00:43:24Ted was my assistant. He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:27How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:28That bastard.
00:43:30No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:35Sir?
00:43:37You still own the Giants.
00:43:39They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:40If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:46And if you lose?
00:43:48Scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:54I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:57Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:59We're taking him out.
00:44:00I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:03I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:05I hope you have a good day.
00:44:08Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:11You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:12That's fair.
00:44:13I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:16Don't worry, sir.
00:44:18He's gonna regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:20Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:35This is my house, and I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:41It's usually just me.
00:44:43Here's the kitchen.
00:44:55Here's the couch.
00:44:57You should come sit.
00:44:58Alright, thanks.
00:45:04I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:07Alright, thanks.
00:45:08And casa es su casa.
00:45:11Okay, I'm gonna go now.
00:45:17See you next time.
00:45:31Hello, hello, hello.
00:45:39Hi.
00:45:40What's up?
00:45:41Hey, you okay?
00:45:43I just pulled something!
00:45:45How cool?
00:45:48Okay, okay.
00:45:49Oh my God.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:54Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:57Just sit still and let me loose the love for your back.
00:46:22Oh my god, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:28Oh!
00:46:40I'll, uh, grab you a towel, you know?
00:46:45Don't move.
00:46:46For a year now, I've been waiting, to see that look in your eyes.
00:47:05Dad?
00:47:06Ted?
00:47:07Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:09You haven't been home in years.
00:47:10You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:13Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:15I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:20I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:22Great.
00:47:23Great.
00:47:24I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:27Bye.
00:47:32Everything okay?
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:38It's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:44I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:48Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:53You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:06maybe you could come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:12Huh?
00:48:13You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:16I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:18What do you think?
00:48:20Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:22Oh.
00:48:23I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:25I might be the star.
00:48:27Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:29If it works out?
00:48:31I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:34I'll take that.
00:48:35Two stars.
00:48:37Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:39Oh.
00:48:39If you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:42No, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:47Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some gifts.
00:48:56And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you my special gift.
00:49:09It's been a while.
00:49:11I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:21Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:23Grace had to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:27She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:28No problem.
00:49:50Well, well, well.
00:49:52Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:54Our city boy, Dad.
00:49:57What?
00:49:57All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:03Take a look.
00:50:05Land Rover.
00:50:06700 grand.
00:50:07You probably couldn't afford one if you liked that one.
00:50:10No, no, no.
00:50:11Alan?
00:50:11What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:14I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:17It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car, unless, of course, it's a broken-down second
00:50:23-hand junk.
00:50:27Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:29I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:33Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:36You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:40Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:42Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:45Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:48Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:50It's not a circus.
00:50:52Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:55Yeah.
00:50:55Sorry.
00:50:56Let's go.
00:51:02Family.
00:51:04Gotta love them.
00:51:09Ethan.
00:51:10Sophia.
00:51:12Alan.
00:51:17My boy!
00:51:19Where he came?
00:51:23I'm sorry.
00:51:25I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:27It's okay.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:28It's all that counts.
00:51:29You're here.
00:51:30What is with all this emotion?
00:51:33He has been gone for years, and he is back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:38I don't care if these birds are not so free.
00:51:41He's healthy.
00:51:42He's safe.
00:51:44It's all that matters.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:47Your health's nice and all.
00:51:49But money's what really matters here.
00:51:52You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:52:00400 grand?
00:52:01I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:04You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:09I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:15Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:20Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:29him a janitor job.
00:52:30A janitor job.
00:52:32That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:36You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:40Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:44Just don't blow it.
00:52:46Yeah, that's right.
00:52:47With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing, I don't know.
00:52:54Tell me.
00:52:56Alan, how much does this janitor job pay? Is it over two million a year?
00:53:04You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:10Two million, but please, a loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like ten lifetimes.
00:53:16How?
00:53:17Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job, and he froze on a figure like
00:53:23that and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:26He didn't mean it.
00:53:29It was a joke.
00:53:32Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:38Oh, please.
00:53:40What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:45Dad, hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:50I already work for the Knights.
00:53:53What?
00:53:55Work for the Knights?
00:54:00You work for the Knights?
00:54:03You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:06You're in your thirties, so a nobody.
00:54:09You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:14I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:26you.
00:54:26That's right.
00:54:32Oh, please, everyone knows you're just a washed-up cripple. You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:38And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals?
00:54:43Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:48I know my son.
00:54:51He's not a liar.
00:54:53Oh, really?
00:54:54He doesn't lie.
00:54:56Then, Helen, genius, what exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:01I'm the head coach.
00:55:08You...
00:55:09You're the head coach, is that what you're saying?
00:55:12Oh, come on, your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:15You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Yes, Al.
00:55:19Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:21I'm just a security manager.
00:55:23I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:28Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:31He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:33I guess forget that he's broke.
00:55:35This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:39Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:44If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed in you, Ted.
00:55:48Nice try, by the way.
00:55:50You're no head coach.
00:55:52You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:55So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:59A head coach?
00:56:01Dressed like that?
00:56:03Next time you want to try playing rich,
00:56:07at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:14Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:15Welcome to the place.
00:56:17Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:19A certain stampin of crocolini is too...
00:56:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:25Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:34Wait, what?
00:56:36He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:37Of course!
00:56:38If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year,
00:56:41we never would have made the finals.
00:56:43Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:46Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:49Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:52Yeah, of course.
00:56:59Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this.
00:57:01I just like the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:04I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:06Thank you so much.
00:57:08Of course.
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:11Dad.
00:57:13This is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:15I...
00:57:17I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:21Son, is it really true?
00:57:24No way!
00:57:26That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:27You pay to trick us.
00:57:28There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:35Come on.
00:57:36Just admit it.
00:57:38You're a nobody.
00:57:39A broad.
00:57:41You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:45Scraping by for life.
00:57:52You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:02Enough!
00:58:10Don't worry if you made the stupid finals.
00:58:13Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:16Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:22Relax.
00:58:23You broke bastard.
00:58:25You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:28You did bring something so fair.
00:58:37I made this thing myself.
00:58:40It's for father.
00:58:42You got the thing.
00:58:44You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:47Oh please.
00:58:49Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:55You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:58Perfect.
00:58:59I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:02Let's put the trash.
00:59:04Where it belongs.
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:13Don't.
00:59:21What are you doing?
00:59:24I spent three months making it.
00:59:27Look at me.
00:59:28This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:36What?
00:59:36You want to hit me now?
00:59:38You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:42Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:45With pleasure.
00:59:49This one.
00:59:51The tax relief.
00:59:5350 grand.
00:59:54A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:59Wait for it.
01:00:01This one right here.
01:00:03The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:06Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:08200 grand.
01:00:09Easy.
01:00:11$200,000.
01:00:12You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:15The best one.
01:00:17Take a look.
01:00:21Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:25Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:28Oh my god.
01:00:29All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:33Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:38They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:41That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:43Who said that?
01:00:59Sorry Ted, hoping not too late.
01:01:04Who are you?
01:01:06She looks familiar.
01:01:08I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:11Wait, was it at the night stadium?
01:01:14I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:15So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:19He said you were beautiful.
01:01:20He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:22That's very kind of you.
01:01:26Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:28I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:31The guy's a cripple.
01:01:32He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:34You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:36Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:39Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:43I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:46Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:48Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:50You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:53So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:59Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:03Painting?
01:02:03Please.
01:02:05How expensive would that be?
01:02:07It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:10It went around $3 million.
01:02:19What?
01:02:21There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:25You're lying.
01:02:27This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015.
01:02:31After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more buying.
01:02:34So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:40Who says it's real?
01:02:42None of us here can tell.
01:02:44For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:47Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:49That should be a non-proof.
01:02:51You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:55Come on, what kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:59Exactly.
01:03:01I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:03Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:07Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party, just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:14Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:16Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:18Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:21This trash?
01:03:23You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:26Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:38What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:45Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:47Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:50These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but I could tell it was so fake,
01:03:54I just tore it up.
01:03:55A fake painting?
01:03:57They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:04:00But I mean, look at them.
01:04:02They could not afford something like that.
01:04:04It has to be a fake.
01:04:09A Picasso.
01:04:11Oh my God!
01:04:13See? Grandpa doesn't even own bad kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:17You guys better get out of here. You're not welcome.
01:04:25Alan?
01:04:27Come here.
01:04:28Yes, Grandpa?
01:04:28Close it.
01:04:30That's my boy. That's my boy. All that college education.
01:04:33And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:37What? Just shut your mouth!
01:04:40Why, why did you hit me?
01:04:42You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:47What, three million dollars? You can't believe their story!
01:04:51It's obviously a knock-off!
01:04:52I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive, and I know real from fake.
01:04:57It was worth more than three million, until you ruined it!
01:05:03What? It's real?
01:05:08Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:11Grandpa, this is my girlfriend. She's the one that brought it.
01:05:15No.
01:05:16Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:18It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:24No, it cannot be real.
01:05:27No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:33It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:36I got it. Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:39He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:44Come on. I'm calling you cops.
01:05:47Alan, the truth is right in front of you. You just refuse to see it.
01:05:54Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:59Come with me instead. I can show you the high life.
01:06:04The high life?
01:06:05Of course. I'm the night security manager. I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:11This guy is just a criminal. You don't want to end up in prison with him.
01:06:16You want to be on my side. You know what I mean?
01:06:19How dare you threaten her?
01:06:21Do you even know who she is?
01:06:23Sure I do. She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:26Ted, don't worry. Once you're lucked up, I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:35Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan. Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:45What?
01:06:49You're lying.
01:06:52I told you. My son doesn't lie.
01:06:56Oh, my God.
01:06:58No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:01You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:05Oh, my God. What have I done?
01:07:09You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:11First you destroy a three million dollar painting of wine.
01:07:14And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:16Tell me, Alan. How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:19You paid for that? Three million?
01:07:22Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:27No, no, no. It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:30I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:31Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:33Absolutely. A misunderstanding.
01:07:37Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:41Ted, Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:43Yes.
01:07:44We're very, very sorry. Can you let this go, please?
01:07:47Please.
01:07:50Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:53I mean, you're not going to miss a few million, but this would ruin my family.
01:07:59You want me to forgive him?
01:08:01Please.
01:08:03If I were the one who damages the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:09Listen.
01:08:11You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:14But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:20Oliver, please. Please.
01:08:22I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:24He's right.
01:08:25No, please. We're so sorry.
01:08:27Ted.
01:08:29I'll do anything. Please forgive me. Please.
01:08:32You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:35You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:41You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:44Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:47Amount three million.
01:08:49You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:55Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:08:59Pendejo.
01:09:01Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:03If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:07It's about time you got a taste of your own ways.
01:09:09Oh, you can't.
01:09:11Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:13Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:16Good idea.
01:09:18Girl.
01:09:27All right, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:30Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:33He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:35Relax. I got this.
01:09:37West?
01:09:42Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:44How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:45If it weren't for Ted, I would have been in this mess in the first place.
01:09:49Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:52I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:56You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:59And you're still lost.
01:10:01Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:04This time's different.
01:10:06The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:08Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:10I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:15You'll never win.
01:10:21I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:24You.
01:10:28Please.
01:10:29If it weren't for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:35So what's cheating?
01:10:37Silly plays, huh?
01:10:38In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:43See the other one.
01:10:45No.
01:10:46You lost to Ted.
01:10:47You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:51Win.
01:10:51I win the championship?
01:10:55No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:57You'll never win.
01:10:59How about a bet?
01:11:01Loser.
01:11:02Ain't the winner.
01:11:03Ten million dollars?
01:11:05Swears off football forever.
01:11:07I'm still in for your apology.
01:11:19Damn you, Ted!
01:11:21You're gonna make sure?
01:11:22You're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:24You'll never get back off!
01:11:28The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:35They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent, and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:42So, who will take home the trophy tonight?
01:11:46Here we go!
01:11:47The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:51There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:54The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:56They truly are the best.
01:11:58This is not good.
01:11:59I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:03What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:06You can't just start it, you can't choke yet.
01:12:08Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:10Fucking pathetic.
01:12:12Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:14Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:20Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:22Trust me.
01:12:23I got this.
01:12:29Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:31Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:33Not a big shot.
01:12:34See a Hail Mary.
01:12:36Please.
01:12:37A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:41What a joke!
01:12:43He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:44There's no way he makes this kick.
01:12:46On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:51The kick is up.
01:12:54And it's...
01:12:55The Knight's score from 50 yards back!
01:12:58Unbelievable!
01:13:00This is why we do what we do.
01:13:02Uh...
01:13:05What's up, Wyatt?
01:13:06Hey!
01:13:07As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:10Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
01:13:12Oh!
01:13:19Yeah!
01:13:25Yeah!
01:13:25Unbelievable!
01:13:26The Knight's score to win!
01:13:27Despite the massive gap in strength, the score is now 17-7.
01:13:33What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:35This game's almost over!
01:13:36You stop that son of a bitch or you're fucking fired!
01:13:40You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:42If you lose this game you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:47I have no other option.
01:13:50I can't win.
01:13:51Fucking useless!
01:13:52Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:14:00Good night, good night.
01:14:33Riva, come on!
01:14:36See you later!
01:14:38I watch this film!
01:14:39I have a chance to beat this game, too!
01:14:40Nobody wanted it to, besides me.
01:14:43But guess what, the Knights are the NFL championship.
01:14:47You can sleep well tonight, Mom.
01:14:49Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:51You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:54And enjoy, my friend.
01:14:55You deserve it.
01:14:56The NFL champions.
01:14:59More Knights!
01:15:07Hey!
01:15:10Keep going, Wes.
01:15:12Did you remember our bet?
01:15:17If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:19Loser of this game owes the other ten million dollars.
01:15:23And...
01:15:24Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:26Ten million dollars.
01:15:28I could wreck my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:31Ted, have mercy.
01:15:34We used to be colleagues.
01:15:36Remember, we...
01:15:38I don't know, I don't have time.
01:15:40Okay, and if I'm forced on the NFL, I'm waiting to chill.
01:15:43You can't let him off like that!
01:15:45If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:48He costs our guys everything.
01:15:49He has to pay!
01:15:50Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:52Come on, coach. You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:54Ooh!
01:15:56Okay.
01:16:05Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:09I never should have done what I did.
01:16:12And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:17As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:25But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the ten million dollars.
01:16:31But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:42No, no problem.
01:16:43Yeah.
01:16:43Really sorry about it.
01:16:45Really, really sorry.
01:16:46Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:47Hey, man.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really sorry about it.
01:16:50Really sorry about it.
01:16:50You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:53I don't know.
01:16:54You!
01:16:55Son of a bitch.
01:16:57If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:17:00You told me to take out your players.
01:17:02You did.
01:17:03I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:03I'm gonna report him to this.
01:17:08Dammit!
01:17:09You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:11If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:17Ted, it was all West.
01:17:20Look, so what, we have a beef between us.
01:17:23Come join my team.
01:17:25Help me win the next championship.
01:17:27Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:30Don't you worry that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:38NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:40Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:46Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:50Come join me.
01:17:51We'll build a super team.
01:17:53We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:58I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:02But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:09Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:15You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:21Come on, man, $100 million?
01:18:26Ted, work with me.
01:18:27You can fix this.
01:18:28Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:31It was just a joke.
01:18:34I don't know, maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million too.
01:18:38But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:42Right?
01:18:44Alright boys, get him out of here.
01:18:46I'm tired of this.
01:18:47Hey guys, chill.
01:18:48Think about what you're doing!
01:18:50I can give you everything, but I can give you everything!
01:18:53I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:54What are you doing?!
01:19:00Grace.
01:19:03I got the championship.
01:19:07I've got the girl.
01:19:09Now...
01:19:13Then it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:18Ruling on the field stands.
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