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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00You
00:08High school almost killed me
00:13Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized don't ask me. I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:23And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35What changed in the last year romance crossed enemy lines some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak and there was a drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:01Some of us still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling. I'm gonna smash my exams get into psych at university and continue being
01:13an absolute
01:14legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school so I can step into this beautiful thing called adulthood
01:31Adulthood
01:33Uh, that's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in three words or less
01:46Soz, you know I ramble
01:47Well, I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath, it's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day for the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie, it's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8 and I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill, Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee so muck up day falls under my remit
02:28Oh, sorry Em, she's right
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:32Shove it up your arse, I don't care, don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb
02:38Give me that
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What did I say about
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice-captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:47You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive mine, bitch
02:56You're the worst
02:58Thailand though
03:02My god, oh my god
03:03You know, your love
03:03You know, your love
03:06You know, your love
03:07You know, your love
03:08Thank you, man
03:08Hi
03:09Ha ha
03:12Ah, boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20Heard he's, um, he's at a hospital and back in Dublin so that's good
03:24Oh, good for him
03:29Oh my god, oh my god
03:30Trial exam results are in.
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths.
03:36The plan's on track! The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni,
03:43Arts, Psychology.
03:44We graduate with honors, go backpacking,
03:46join a K-pop entourage, then come back and start our careers
03:49and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barklow.
03:52Yeah, that one.
03:53Sounds nice, Bo.
03:55My plan's to not get anyone pregnant... yet.
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan.
04:01Oh!
04:02Way to bring up ghosts of boyfriend's past.
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Oh, Sophie banned me from wearing it.
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs.
04:13Ugh.
04:15Oh, she's going down.
04:19Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive.
04:22That closet, impressive, she messy, possessive.
04:26That message doesn't matter.
04:28No, guys, this isn't fair!
04:29I can only be a single one at a time!
04:32Oh!
04:38Oi! Popo High!
04:40Suck this!
04:41Oh, my gosh!
04:41Oh, my God!
04:46Oh, my God!
04:47Oh!
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:51Oh, oh!
04:51Holy crap!
04:51Yeah!
04:52Yeah!
04:53Oh, ho, ho!
04:54That's fun!
04:56Hey, you!
04:57You never should have ran.
04:59You wanna make something that could make you
05:02Ooh!
05:03Yeah!
05:03This time, you say you're just fine.
05:06You need a little something that can make you smile again
05:10Come on, take it home, take it home
05:13You need a little bit so you sit in a way to stand with my baby
05:17What just happened?
05:38Well, those boys certainly had some cheek
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Pavo High?
05:43St Bruno's boys
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:47Thank you, Jojo
05:48Excuse me, St Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks
05:57Miss, they didn't give us anything this time
06:00They took from us
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot
06:04Wow, he was a really ugly crier
06:06Yeah
06:07As school captain
06:08And vice captain
06:09Head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club
06:12And the graduation committee
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility
06:15To ensure that morale remains high
06:17During these stressful times before we graduate, Miss
06:19Exactly
06:20They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head
06:24They took our school spirit
06:26And we're not going to let them get away with us
06:28Hannah
06:28We're going to just lay down and let them get down
06:31Yes
06:31I'll just say settle down, everyone, please
06:34Thank you
06:38All of you
06:40Are nearly at the finish line of school
06:43On the cusp of adulthood
06:45Your trial exams are over
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation
06:50You are so close to the end
06:53Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation
07:02Am I clear?
07:05Am I clear?
07:08Yes, Miss
07:09Yes
07:11Yeah
07:14Oh my god, look what they've done
07:22Five years from now
07:23We graduate drama school
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony
07:29And attending movie premieres with cash
07:33As my arm candy
07:34They said that
07:36Okay
07:37Finish the apprenticeship
07:39Um, and
07:42You know
07:43Doing
07:44Doing tattoos
07:45Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award winning podcast
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want
07:51I'm a storyteller
07:53Mum's got it all worked out
07:54I'm going to be a carpenter
07:56Like Jesus
07:57I think they earn pretty good money
07:59It's just like
08:00Nothing but wood
08:02All day
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet
08:05Having graduated from my uni of choice
08:07Because I'm going to get that scholarship
08:09Everything going to plan
08:10I'll get drafted in an AFLW team
08:13Whatever I need to do
08:14I'll move anywhere
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted
08:18Because she's going to get drafted
08:20She's so good
08:22Okay
08:22Where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit
08:27You know
08:28I wear my values
08:29And I'd like to do something along the lines of that
08:31Um, just really helping people
08:32Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth
08:43With my sexy boyfriend Noah
08:45And my best friend Harper
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing
08:51And probably have a boob jump by that point
08:57Looks great
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs
09:01No one will know that's missing
09:05This video on my graduation speech
09:07For my last act of school captain
09:08It has to be perfect
09:09It will
09:09It will be
09:10I promise
09:11Okay
09:11Now just come hang out inside the bowler
09:13Alright
09:14Everyone's there
09:14There's no point obsessing over what happened
09:16Come on
09:17Come on
09:20Oh, the St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it
09:28Do you think no one knows where the ibis head is?
09:30No, no, same
09:31I don't know
09:32Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah, you two
09:34Out, okay
09:34My boss sees his in here dressed like that
09:36We're not staying, bro
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend
09:41G'day
09:41I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school
09:45Yeah
09:45That was Seb's idea
09:47And the ibis head?
09:49Crime of opportunity
09:51You'll get it back
09:52Just don't let Seb know you want it
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzla?
09:57When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Hopper
10:03If you want head, just ask nicely
10:06Yuck
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever
10:09Not for this shit
10:11Got to get to work
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight
10:16I got a summer job at the Carnival in Towns
10:19What?
10:20What would step foot in that cathedral to white trash?
10:25How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my choke hold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence
10:31And a low, low IQ
10:34All right
10:35Back in your box
10:37Bye
10:38Come on
10:40Catch you later, plebs
10:41Hey, nice shorts
10:43Dick
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down
10:49Noah too
10:51It's us versus them
10:53They have something of ours
10:55We need something of theirs
11:00A head for a head
11:01Yes
11:01Nope
11:02You heard what Woodsy said
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right
11:09From now until the HSC
11:11I'm literally spending every spare minute studying
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions
11:16And neither do you
11:18This is our future, Hobbs
11:29Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces
11:32Or satrapies
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kinder
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper
11:40Except Harper's not a massive dildo
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future
11:49Brutal
11:49Well, people change
11:51Go down different tracks
11:53That's not me and Hobbs
11:54We're going to terrorise nursing homes together
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already
12:04I would have sexed you to death
12:06Worse ways to go out
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch
12:11I see what you did there
12:13Gotta keep on track
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:18Alright
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in, um, 330 BC
12:29That was really good
12:31Yeah
12:32Now take off your cardigan
12:35It's really cold
12:37Off
12:37No, it's freezing
12:39Take off your cardigan
12:39Off
12:41Baby
12:41I'm not going to ask again
12:46Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once
12:49Oh my
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair, you've got a Tudor
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes
12:57Give them here
13:01Persian Empire
13:04Pompeii
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:14Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:18Oh
13:24What else are you hiding?
13:37The Forbidden City
13:41It's a grubby tactic
13:46It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um
13:49Choo-choo
13:50I mean, gotta keep on track
14:08Oh
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon, we all really appreciate you taking the time to see us today.
14:46Our students were very insistent.
14:48No problem.
14:50This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his vice, Johnson.
14:53I've asked him to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:56Now, let me get this straight.
15:00Naked boys in balaclavas stormed Hartley High yesterday, and you think the boys are from this school?
15:09We know they are, sir.
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:26The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:47I can identify one of the streakers.
15:48He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:52That's not true, sir.
15:54I thought you said the boys were wearing balaclavas.
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck.
15:59That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01One of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there, and I'm going to be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:12Sebastian?
16:12Sebastian, how did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:15Spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:17Oh, George.
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:19Oh, bullshit.
16:20Okay, Sasha, please.
16:21I was two inches away from your penis, and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ball sack,
16:27and I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well, clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:32This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:58Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:02Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend, boyfriend, briefly.
17:05Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car.
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday, and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:14Don't read into it.
17:17Cool.
17:18Well, good.
17:19Just go hit the showers, and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you going to give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:41Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so he couldn't.
18:07Well, there's got to be a way.
18:08You're the one with the inn.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me.
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:20Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:22How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What?
18:32How bad are your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay.
18:40It's okay.
18:41Okay?
18:42We've still got coursework and the HSC trials only count for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48I'm like the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55Oh, piss off.
18:56You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously.
19:00You're just working two jobs.
19:01And you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:03That's never gonna change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:11Maybe...
19:13Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:28Wait here.
19:45Mo' for you.
19:46That's not what you do.
19:48What's your point?
20:00That's not what you have to do.
20:04Wow.
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt Bitch.
20:25They left our Ibis at the art club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Okay, Matt, a food court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Oz.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45Who could hang up from a ride?
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell yeah.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's not worth the risk.
20:59He said anything about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02Got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually.
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally.
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the Ibis head.
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Bruno's meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized.
21:30Like, there's gotta be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're gonna cancel a dead saint?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36It's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno's School website, so when people go there,
21:40Boom!
21:41Up comes a picture of Bruno, covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash, that's, that's like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah.
22:05Sick idea, Sash.
22:06Ooh, great idea.
22:07Genius.
22:07That's a matter.
22:08That's brilliant.
22:08Okay.
22:09Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so.
22:11So, um, great team.
22:14I'll get started on the research.
22:16Amazing!
22:16You're here to work, old boss.
22:18We love you, Vice Captain.
22:19Hacking.
22:20Alright, I'll plan shit's all over that.
22:22So, I'll iron out the details and I'll see you there at 5pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg.
22:30Who said,
22:32Just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:43Hi.
22:47But that final step
22:50Would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses.
22:57And all the king's men.
23:00Couldn't put my son together again!
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club, you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks!
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse on both your houses!
23:29Oh!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:40Um...
23:41Ant just found this website open on library computers.
23:45That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss called Velvet Thrones if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, David.
23:55Ant went full missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:58Everyone.
23:58Even the year sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not, but it feels so good to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I am heard it's actually really good.
24:18Have you, um...
24:20Have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a VR headset moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43I don't get off to words.
24:46Amory?
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were gonna come over.
24:50Oh, yeah.
24:52Um...
24:52I left my charger.
24:54But, um...
24:55I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heapshit day, so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:05And...
25:06Why do you smell like salt and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the Yacht Club.
25:11You got the head?
25:13I just know how much it means to Quinny, so I...
25:17No, uh...
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um...
25:21Strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home in its left eye socket.
25:27And then, um...
25:29The seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus!
25:34Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I...
25:37I really didn't want to tell you this, Quinn, but, um...
25:40Seb took a shit in that.
25:44Seb is...
25:45An animal.
25:47Which is why...
25:48This mug...
25:50Needs to get it extra good.
25:52You've got to kiss a feeling...
25:54You've got to kiss a feeling...
25:55You've got to kiss a feeling...
25:55You've got to kiss a feeling...
25:57You've got to kiss a feeling...
25:57You've got to...
25:58I want to meet Penetrator.
26:01Oh, that is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:05Hearts.
26:07Minds.
26:07Souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood supply to their hands?
26:16At this rate, I'll never be able to manage again.
26:18Guys, I was supposed to open my store 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:21Okay, thanks, babe. I'll see you.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:32Hey.
26:48It's Malachi.
26:50Remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51The guy who...
26:52Doesn't...
26:53Do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um, I hope it's okay.
27:00I came, just...
27:01Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:07We just...
27:07We wanted to hang out.
27:13Um...
27:13What are you doing back?
27:15Uh, Dad.
27:16He finished up his contract.
27:18So...
27:18Mum and I have just come to help...
27:20Pack up the house.
27:21Malachi!
27:22Come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:26Oh, I hate to cut short this beautiful reunion, but...
27:29Unlimited rides, people!
27:32Sorry.
27:33Move the band back together!
27:34Never leave us again, Malachi.
27:36Oh, did you, um...
27:38Did you, um...
27:39Did you know...
27:40Uh...
27:40You know...
27:41No.
27:43I mean...
27:44Malachi did post a story of him boarding a plane in Dubai, so I knew that he was in the
27:47approximate
27:47geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials this morning.
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby. It was just close friends.
27:52Which I am right the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look, it's a lot to unpack, but you need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No, you're right. Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time, we just need to blend in.
28:05Like regular teens enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:22OK, sorry.
28:24Is it not music?
28:29Very good!
28:30All right, I'll let you move your head!
28:33Why are you in?!
28:33Thom Mary Hooper to hear the stage!
28:33This is fantastic.
28:35Who'd you do?
28:36What are you doing?
28:37Great!
28:38No!
28:38We do!
28:39What are you doing?!
28:39Even if you shake this in the blue
28:45And we don't know where I'm going
28:52To dance, I guess
28:57God, it goes up to the end of the world
29:08As you see, there's no one around
29:15Order up!
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name and he was like full-on summit.
29:24Sorry, that must have been to shock you, okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28You're the pond, not the fish.
29:31Moved on. My life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly, how are you feeling?
29:37Hmm.
29:39Hey, we're going to get you through hops.
29:42Don't forget to showcase.
29:44That'll make up for heaps of lost marks.
29:46I hope so.
29:47Yeah, well.
29:48I'm covering it breaks.
29:50You want to take yours now?
29:51Uh, thanks, I don't need one.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:54My mate will get me something.
29:57Does your mate have a name?
29:59Anne-Marie.
30:00Anne-Marie.
30:01I thought it was going to be beautiful.
30:04Chill, Liam.
30:05She's also got a really hot, rich boyfriend, so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gerd on your own time.
30:12Have another drink, Clancy.
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No, my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel that she's shacked up with.
30:21Let me know if you change your mind, yeah?
30:26Lock up your...
30:27door.
30:28Hey, Chase Gerd on your own time, yeah?
30:30Anne-Marie!
30:42Anne-Marie!
30:54Ah, can we just...
30:55Go on.
30:59What's going on with...
31:00You moved halfway across the world and I had to hear it from Lucy.
31:04I know, it was... it was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least, you could have said goodbye.
31:12Is that why you ignored my letter?
31:17I never got a letter.
31:20You didn't?
31:21No, not like I.
31:24To be honest, it seems like a pretty convenient excuse for you to pull out now.
31:28No, I can be a dickhead, sure, but I'm not a liar.
31:33No, I slipped it into your locker the day of formal.
31:39That whole pot of the school burnt to the ground.
31:49Heh.
32:03You're tragic. You... going on this alone.
32:07Yeah, I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh, my God, this is so lame.
32:30You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:38You know, laughter is a stress response to fear.
32:41Okay, I'm literally about the studying psychology.
32:44I think I can psychoanalyse myself, thank you.
32:46I'm not scared.
32:47Oh!
32:48Oh!
32:50I'm shooting myself!
32:51Oh!
33:04I don't think this is part of the ride.
33:08Oh!
33:10I must have just missed the sweet spot there, big man.
33:12And sorry about that.
33:13Better luck next time, eh?
33:15Alright, three tickets, three chances to win.
33:18You hear on that chest there, Hercules?
33:19Yeah!
33:20Step up and print!
33:22I think I got it from here.
33:23You wish?
33:25Alright.
33:26Five bucks, as I can tell.
33:28Yeah, easy.
33:28Uh, are you forgetting something?
33:30I'm an athlete.
33:31I'll make you piss.
33:32What is this?
33:32Oh, the language of love.
33:34Want some land?
33:35Uncheck?
33:36You wish.
33:37Father of my babies.
33:40My heart.
33:41What?
33:43Yeah, alright.
33:44You're not full, babe.
33:45Give me that thank you.
33:47I...
33:48I paid for that.
33:50Do it.
33:56I'm a winner, ladies and gentlemen!
33:59That was so good!
34:00That was so good!
34:02What prize do you want, Quinny?
34:05Slappy hand!
34:07Slappy hand!
34:08I have a slappy hand!
34:09I have a slappy hand!
34:10All yours, darling.
34:13Thank you!
34:14Thank you!
34:23I actually would've picked you for studying inside.
34:27Hm, yeah.
34:29I guess I've always been into watching people, you know?
34:32Trying to understand why they do the things they do.
34:36And after all the Rowan stuff, I had to see a counsellor.
34:40So...
34:41You know, that really helped me.
34:43Thought I'd like to help people in that way, too.
34:48I'm really sorry about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did, it wasn't your fault.
34:54Or mine.
34:56And even though it was an awful experience,
35:00brought some really positive change into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:04What?
35:05Oh, your boyfriend?
35:07You know?
35:08Oh, Missy.
35:09Keeps me updated, so...
35:11Oh.
35:15So how long is it, um...
35:17About a year.
35:20Yeah, um...
35:21After the fire, St. Bruno's invited us to use their campus.
35:24Like, their oval art rooms, sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah, but like, the least awful version of one.
35:33No, he's the best.
35:35Honest, dependable, loyal.
35:38That sounds like you're describing a dog.
35:41Well, dogs can't hold tents, so no risk of them writing letters.
35:51So, um...
35:52Not that it really matters much now, but...
35:55What did you write me?
36:01Oh.
36:08Uh...
36:10It was everything I was too afraid to say to you in person.
36:14Like what?
36:22That I just...
36:25Oh.
36:28Hi, Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie.
36:31So sorry to interrupt this.
36:34Little Timmy in the car ahead puked up a...
36:38Sorry, you just...
36:41Puked up a daggy dog all over Dracula.
36:44Yeah.
36:45So nice to the exit, eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah.
36:57Cody?
37:00Sasha.
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh.
37:03Oh.
37:04My parents forced me to come and herd my feral brothers.
37:09Hey, I'm sorry about snapping in that meeting before.
37:13I...
37:13I should've just let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:19Hey, Liz.
37:20What are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24Oh!
37:25My slap your hand!
37:26Water, water, water, water, water.
37:32Sashie!
37:32Sashie!
37:33Look what I got!
37:34I mean, I told you not to spend all of your money on that.
37:38Get here, we're going home!
37:39Hey, that's unfair!
37:40Mom said it wasn't right!
37:45It's time to mobilise.
37:46Operation Headjob is a goal.
37:47The carnival's closing in 30 minutes.
37:50It's go time.
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around, actually.
38:03Need a ride, so...
38:05Did Mr. Tell you the full plan?
38:08To get revenge on those rich Bruno wankers.
38:10Okay, so you know you'll be waiting for that ride for, like, a while.
38:17Unless...
38:18I wait with you guys.
38:21Lot of bodies.
38:22Little chalk.
38:26But if you want to get intimate with someone's armpit for the next few hours, be my guest.
38:32You'll be right out of here.
38:36Little chalk.
38:44Also, if you want to nail this off, I'll jump around.
38:46I'm going to get the other grinds back and then...
38:46I'm going to hop around.
38:46Let's go!
38:46Don't you?
38:46You're too bad.
38:48Do you want to start with this one?
38:51Yes!
38:52A lot of other things.
38:52Can't wait for it.
38:55You're good, there.
39:24It's crow time.
39:37Guys, guys, guys, guys, stop arsing around.
39:39We need to get this done and then we need to get the hell out of here.
39:42All right. I'll get the mannequin up there.
39:45Great.
39:47It's a Tony frogmouth!
39:49Nightmare fuel is what that is.
39:53It's all right, I'm good.
39:56It's all right, I'll get it.
39:57I've got this baby.
40:01Nope, nope. Cannot do it.
40:03Aw.
40:04Not cool, dude. It's like a legit phobia.
40:06You're a legit pussy, dude.
40:08I'll fucking say that again.
40:09Okay, there could not be a worse time for you guys to measure dicks.
40:12Please, please, settle down.
40:13Babe, babe, babe, it's okay.
40:16Settle.
40:17Settle.
40:19I'll do it.
40:20Oh, okay. Don't forget.
40:23Uh, this.
40:25All right.
40:26Uh, grab the rope, Harps.
40:28I'm just gonna keep lookout or whatever.
40:30Yeah, Missy, can you actually go do the same?
40:32This is our horror film stop.
40:34Ant, you know what to do, buddy.
40:35Do you know what to do?
40:36Um, and you two...
40:37I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing, seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42Okay.
40:43Go with.
40:44Coming, Queenies.
40:55Come on.
40:56Come on.
40:57Come on.
40:58Can you help me with it?
40:59Ay!
41:00Oh, Jesus.
41:02Come on.
41:04Hold it up.
41:05Okay, okay.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Yeah, I've got it.
41:11Oh, thank God.
41:16There we go.
41:18Oh, Bruno.
41:19Ginny!
41:21Suck it, Seth.
41:26Jesus.
41:27Oh!
41:28Whoa!
41:35What's going on?
41:37What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:39Let's learn now.
41:42Malachi!
41:43Just leave it!
41:44No!
41:45Oh, my God!
41:50Come on!
41:52Come on!
41:54Come on!
41:59Come on!
42:00Come on!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come here, you little prick!
42:06Come back!
42:07Come back here, you little shit!
42:09Come back!
42:10Hey!
42:11Hey!
42:14Come back here!
42:15Come back here!
42:42Go, go, go, go!
42:43Go, go, go, go!
42:46Go!
42:50How many times?
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