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Gogglebox Australia Season 23 Episode 6
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00:00So tomorrow, I get to meet Queen Mary of Denmark.
00:03Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary, Matt.
00:06Bad luck. Mary wins.
00:08I would laugh so hard if your dinner was cancelled.
00:12And then you have to spend it with Mum.
00:15Perfect!
00:18Every evening in Australia...
00:19What a classic!
00:20Let's go!
00:22Show us something good.
00:23TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:25Are you kidding me?
00:26How are people this dumb, man?
00:28But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:30I love this show.
00:32Come on! Next step, quick!
00:34He's lost his mind.
00:35Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:39Such a wholesome show.
00:41I'll take your word for it.
00:42Check out these malakias all the time. Malakias, malakias!
00:46This week, we launched into the Manosphere.
00:49This is the documentary that the entire world is talking about.
00:52This is the dark side of the internet.
00:54They're all just stupid.
00:55I'm actually pissed off. Congratulations.
00:56You've actually pissed me right off.
00:58Survived some big reality gameplay.
01:00What's going on?
01:01Just kiss.
01:02Fight.
01:02Kiss.
01:03Fight.
01:03Kiss.
01:04Fight to the death.
01:04Then we know who wins.
01:06And checked out a doco 75 million years in the making.
01:10Stay short! Stay short!
01:12There's a conspiracy theory that dinosaurs are made up.
01:14It's a miss.
01:15There's bones in the ground that they found at the dinosaurs.
01:25Oh my goodness!
01:27What is going on there?
01:28Oh my goodness!
01:29They've been watching wrestling.
01:31Doesn't matter.
01:32Oh!
01:32Oh!
01:34He got me in the left one.
01:36Always the left A.
01:37You guys, you're never allowed to watch wrestling again.
01:40No!
01:40Sunday night on 7.
01:42Australian Idol!
01:44Woo!
01:45G'day Australia, I'm Ricky Lee.
01:48And I'm Scott Tweedy.
01:49This is Keith and I'm Lee.
01:50You know this is final 10, Milo.
01:52Can you believe we are at the top 10 already?
01:54You know, when this started, Kyle Sanderland's had a job in radio.
01:58He's all over the news at the moment.
02:00Talk of the town.
02:01Speak of the devil.
02:02Kyle Sanderland!
02:03Oh wow, Kyle's really put on the weight, eh?
02:05It's the stress of being unemployed.
02:08This week, your idols will have a crack at iconic Aussie bangers.
02:13Ah, Australian classics.
02:15What about me?
02:17Uh, that's a bit 2003.
02:19You messed about, I caught you up, how's that?
02:22That's a bit Channel 9.
02:23You're the voice I understand, yeah.
02:26La la la la la la la la.
02:28Alright, get on with the first song.
02:29Well, the first song is John with...
02:31In the Summertime by Thirsty Mac.
02:32Does this count as an Aussie classic?
02:34Let's find out.
02:35Take me back to the sweet times.
02:40That night!
02:42When everything is gonna be alright.
02:45Do like this song.
02:46Not smashing it out of the park.
02:48In the Summertime.
02:50This is like Bondi Rescue with the Byron Bay version.
02:52I would argue it's like the Kiama version.
02:54Can you pick it up a bit, John?
02:56Oh, here we go.
02:59Summertime!
03:02Woo!
03:03I know I sound like an uncle and I say, it's no what about me.
03:07I was distracted by all the technonics, whatever it is, technica, all the bloody lights.
03:12I thought you were the best of pants that were getting you.
03:14I like his pants, by the way.
03:15The screams for you are deafening.
03:17Screams are deafening because he's got frickin' great, beautiful, straight, white teeth.
03:22He's a good-looking rooster.
03:23He sings like shit.
03:24Alright, take me back to another song.
03:26Let's go.
03:26This is Kalani.
03:28Kalani.
03:28He looks very BG's, Matt, doesn't he?
03:30Very BG's.
03:32Who's BG?
03:34There is freedom with hell.
03:37There is freedom with hell.
03:39Trying to catch the delus in a paper cup.
03:43Great voice.
03:44What do you think of his get-up?
03:44Jesus, his pants are bad.
03:46I was gonna say, they'd be bloody hell.
03:47We're not in 70s.
03:49She catches.
03:51And now.
03:52In a world of 70s.
03:55Your voice breaks.
03:57Seriously, he should be off.
03:58I should be on.
03:58I'm dreaming.
03:59No, it's fantastic.
04:00I'm dreaming it's over.
04:01Yeah, it's over.
04:02What are you doing that look for?
04:03I don't know, man.
04:04It's top ten.
04:06I want to be wowed.
04:07What other Australian classics are there?
04:09How about a bit of Kylie from Jacinta?
04:11I just can't get you out of my head.
04:14No, not that one.
04:18Oh, maybe this was a bad idea.
04:20And I thought it was remarkable.
04:21Oh, okay.
04:22I'd love to know what the judges are holding a pen for.
04:25Like, what are they noting down?
04:26It's a two and a half minute song.
04:28Can you not remember?
04:29All right, what's next?
04:30Harry rocks the stage every time he performs.
04:32Here you go.
04:33Come on, Harry.
04:34If you rock the silk shirt, you've got to have the confidence to match.
04:37All that I'm hearing from you is white noise.
04:42White noise.
04:42It's much more tolerable if I put my fingers in my ears.
04:46White noise.
04:50I don't know if I enjoyed that.
04:52Maybe it's better in person.
04:53I thought that was rubbish.
04:54Oh, I didn't see this coming.
04:56I don't like the song.
04:58You're not an angsty guy.
04:59Kyle's like, I'm never playing you on my radio show.
05:01You won't have to worry, Kyle, because you don't have one.
05:04Come on, it's not the Kyle show.
05:06Let's get Kesha on stage.
05:07Pick up in the morning.
05:08Feeling like P. Diddy.
05:10No, not that, Kesha.
05:11And we definitely don't talk about him anymore.
05:14Well, tonight, Kesha's performing a cherished Aussie hit
05:16from the iconic Olivia Newton-John.
05:19Oh, my God, what's the O.N.J. song?
05:21Not Grease.
05:22Cry for me, Sandra Dee.
05:25What's with the lampshades?
05:26I don't understand the creative direction here.
05:28Who dresses them?
05:29Because what the hell is going on here, my sister?
05:31I love how you're judging all the outfits.
05:35I'm hopelessly devoted.
05:38Oh, I love this song.
05:39She better do it justice.
05:41What now?
05:43There's nowhere to hide.
05:46Wow.
05:47Hopelessly devoted.
05:54To you.
05:55So good, Kesha.
05:57I actually thought Kesha was very good.
05:59I didn't think I heard a word of Kesha.
06:01Just Matty D.
06:02Yeah.
06:03That just sounded incredible.
06:05Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
06:07Time to find out who's straight through to the top eight.
06:09Obviously, Kesha.
06:10Kesha.
06:11Kesha.
06:11Kesha.
06:12Yeah, it's Kesha.
06:14Gold buzzer.
06:15No, that's the wrong show.
06:16But...
06:17I would go as far as saying Kesha could win this thing.
06:19There's a few more people to send home before that episode.
06:22Who's going home?
06:22Well, it's not Kyle,
06:24because he doesn't have to get up for work in the morning.
06:25Is that Kyle's really keen for after work drinks all of a sudden?
06:31I really love this show.
06:32Do you think we could be the Dalton four?
06:34Oh, my God, Matty D.
06:35I'll leave vocals.
06:36And you're the harmony.
06:38Right.
06:50Come on, Yosh.
06:51Let's go.
06:51Why is he following you?
06:53Because I'm his new master.
06:55Jump on the couch.
06:56Ah.
06:57Good boy.
06:58I am your new master.
07:00Dammit.
07:01Master Milo.
07:03There you go.
07:04Good boy.
07:05See?
07:06He's paying tribute to his master.
07:08He's submitting.
07:10Saturday night on 10.
07:1121 days ago,
07:13the Matildas barked on their quest for Asian Cup glory.
07:16Ah, it's the Tillys.
07:17Yes!
07:19Hi, Kelly.
07:20Go, the Tillys!
07:21We sat down with 2.5 million other Australians to watch...
07:25The final of the Women's Asian Cup.
07:27The grand final!
07:30Ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da!
07:32All rogues have elected tonight's final against Japan.
07:35This is a very big deal because they could win on home soil.
07:38Are Japan any good?
07:39Japan are fabulous.
07:40They've been undefeated this entire tournament.
07:43The Matildas will need to be at their very best tonight.
07:46There's Kurt.
07:47Sam Kerr is an absolute machine.
07:49She's so good.
07:50I used to play soccer.
07:51Did you?
07:52And then I hit 18 and was legally able to drink
07:55and it all went downhill.
07:56Here we go!
07:57And Australia came out firing early.
07:59Winnie Heavley sends the ball forward early.
08:02Here we go!
08:02Here we go!
08:03Here we go!
08:03Tick, tick!
08:04Ba-ba-ba-ba!
08:05Nice touch in from Fowler as well.
08:07Oh, Swazil!
08:08Even better the touch from Perth!
08:10Yeah!
08:11Oh, missed opportunity!
08:13But it wasn't their only chance.
08:15Nice explosive run.
08:16Oh, here we go!
08:17You've got it back!
08:17King and ink!
08:18In the goal!
08:18In the goal!
08:19In the goal!
08:20Her shot is straight to the hands.
08:23Oh!
08:24Get in there!
08:26You kicked it straight to her!
08:28Just get it in the goal if you could.
08:29Thanks, Lainey.
08:30You should approach the Matildas.
08:31And then, in the 17th minute, Japan did this.
08:34A little push inside.
08:35Turn on, shoot!
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:37What a goal!
08:38Far out!
08:39Bummer.
08:40And they're off the mark!
08:411-0.
08:42Oh, my goodness.
08:43You'd feel shit being a goalkeeper, wouldn't you?
08:46I would have stormed off out of angle already.
08:47That's why I don't play for the Matildas.
08:49That's the reason.
08:50Then, in the second half, the Tillys battled on.
08:53Hasso across.
08:54Oh!
08:55And on.
08:56Hand a bit of space!
08:57No!
08:58What is going on?
09:00And on.
09:01They're getting it in!
09:02Oh!
09:02Has the keeper got magnets on her gloves or something?
09:04How does it keep going to her?
09:05Last chance for the Matildas.
09:07This is it.
09:08Final chance.
09:09This is probably where I do my motivational talk.
09:12What would you say?
09:12Come on, ladies.
09:14I want to put down a wall that was so motivating.
09:17Sadly, it's too late.
09:19And the full-time whistle goes!
09:21Oh!
09:22That's it.
09:22Time.
09:23Oh, man.
09:24Oh, my God!
09:26Japan 1, Australia 0.
09:29Oh, I'm so sad.
09:32At least we made the finals, yeah?
09:34Yeah.
09:34I had money on this bloody game.
09:36And now you've lost it all.
09:37Don't be looking for a loan.
09:39Then, on Sunday night's news, we caught up with the Tillys in the aftermath of their close defeat.
09:43The fans were still showing their love today, though.
09:46Hundreds of them, Georgian.
09:47They're getting a fair crowd.
09:48Oh, they'd be so disappointed, but it's okay, girls.
09:50We're just really proud to be role models for so many kids out here.
09:55She looks a bit hungover.
09:56Some of the girls got the sunnies on this morning.
09:57Do you think they'll win next time?
09:59Hell yeah.
10:00Oh, cute.
10:01They're an incredible team.
10:02This, my friend, is the pride of Australia.
10:04Matt Cannellen, 10 News.
10:06They still make me more proud than any other Australian sporting team.
10:10We stand with the Matildas.
10:12They call those every game and we'll still back them.
10:25In Melbourne, Keith's been to the bottle shop.
10:27I had to buy another slab.
10:29It said $55.99.
10:31So, they said, are you a member?
10:32I said, yeah, mate.
10:33So, I'll give them the phone number.
10:35And he goes, yeah, that'll be all right.
10:37That was $55.90.
10:38Nine cents.
10:39I said, I've got nine cents off.
10:41I said, yes.
10:42I'll put that towards petrol now.
10:47This week, we tuned into the highly anticipated new Netflix docuseries about...
10:53Day show! Day show!
10:55Go! Go! Go!
10:56Yes!
10:57I've been wanting to watch this.
11:00This is going to be god damn amazing.
11:04When you see a dinosaur, what animal do you think of straight away?
11:08Matt Dalton.
11:11All right, let's listen.
11:13In the depths of space, a threat is looming.
11:17Who is the narrator?
11:18We know him.
11:19I'm trying to work out who he is.
11:20But his journey will come to a sudden and violent end.
11:25It's bloody Morgan Freeman.
11:26He's almost 75 million years old.
11:28Now, now.
11:30This show uses the latest technology to vividly bring to life...
11:35..everything we know about these ancient creatures.
11:38Is this CGI?
11:40It's not real life.
11:43Do you think dinosaurs attacked people and killed people?
11:46Yeah.
11:46Just to clarify, this is an animation.
11:49It actually would be really scary walking past one of these dinosaurs.
11:53Oh, my God!
11:54Oh, my God!
11:56The Great Soropines are thriving.
11:58You know those wackos out there that think that dinosaurs never even existed?
12:02I have something important to tell you.
12:05Dinosaurs weren't real.
12:06There's a conspiracy theory that dinosaurs are made up.
12:08That whole, like, fire-breathing, flying...
12:11That's a myth.
12:12That's dragons, bro?
12:13That's a myth.
12:14That's real.
12:15That's rather cold.
12:16They're not real.
12:17It's fish, Dinosaur!
12:19They never existed.
12:20No dinosaur.
12:21Tell him, Leon.
12:21It's fish, Dinosaur!
12:22You're getting educated by a two-year-old.
12:24It's a myth.
12:25There's bones in the ground that they found of the dinosaurs!
12:29OK, let's get to know one of these creatures.
12:32One of the fastest, most agile dinosaurs of its kind.
12:36Surely we're doing T-Rex, aren't we?
12:38The raptors.
12:38I try Ceratops.
12:39Not quite.
12:41What the hell is that?
12:42This is Hesperatus.
12:45Oh, that's fog.
12:47It's the prehistoric bin chicken.
12:49It's like a penguin that's had sex with a duck.
12:52Down here, his big, clumsy feet become powerful propellers.
12:58Are they actually swimming dinos?
12:59Yeah.
13:00Are you dumb?
13:01No.
13:02What did you say?
13:02Am I dumb?
13:03Yeah, are you dumb?
13:04Oh, my God.
13:04He's the most advanced aquatic dinosaur in history.
13:08Can I ask you a question?
13:10How can we get bones of something in the water, Madden?
13:13Because they're...
13:14Oh, my God.
13:14Dad.
13:15OK, let me...
13:16I'll do a little education for you.
13:18It's only so much we can educate the guy in a few minutes.
13:22Oh, shit.
13:24Mimosasaur.
13:25Mimosasaur?
13:26As in, like, bottomless brunch?
13:27Only eats at 10.30 in the morning on a Sunday.
13:31Hesperonis must get back to the shore, but the Mosasaur.
13:34What do they have big names for?
13:36What do they just have...
13:37Oh, this is Fred.
13:38This is Dave.
13:39OK, well, Fred is trying to get away from Dave.
13:42Come on, baby.
13:43Push.
13:43Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
13:46Oh!
13:47Sheesh, that was a close one.
13:49Hesperonis is a true survivor.
13:51He survived.
13:51That's it, baby.
13:54Poor little thing.
13:55Hey, well, don't...
13:56He made it.
13:58Oh!
14:00Oh!
14:02It's come up again.
14:03Oh, my God!
14:08He jumped!
14:09Oh, my God!
14:09Mali jumped.
14:11I love that these are cartooning,
14:12but we're still on the edge of our sea.
14:13Are we really sad about a dinosaur dying?
14:15Spoiler, that happened to all of them.
14:18The asteroid.
14:23Oh, shit.
14:27Holy shite.
14:29Smashes into the ocean off the coast of Mexico.
14:33Off the coast of Mexico.
14:35With the power of a billion atomic bombs.
14:41A billion.
14:43I really don't think this is a thing.
14:44I've never heard of this before.
14:46Far away, these great dinosaurs have no idea what's about to hit them.
14:52Oh!
14:52Oh, this is really sad, actually.
14:56The largest earthquakes in history.
14:59Oh!
15:01Oh!
15:02Oh, my goodness!
15:04An enormous wall of superheated debris.
15:07I don't think this is true.
15:08No, I don't think it's true, either.
15:10Because why, how does Mexico still exist?
15:13The reign of the dinosaurs has finally come to an end.
15:17Oh!
15:19What's wrong?
15:21You sad?
15:22But 66 million years later...
15:24Now we're about to teach Jad about fossils.
15:27Here we go, Jad.
15:29Is that actually real?
15:31Yes.
15:31Yes.
15:32Have you been to a museum?
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34I might be a bit of a believer now.
15:36That's good to know.
15:37I feel like we've made a difference.
15:39OK.
15:42I love that, Shaw.
15:44That was a doco that I actually learnt stuff.
15:47The only thing that I know is Noah's Ark.
15:51Were they dinosaurs or were they just a version of elephants?
16:10Oi, I had a snack pack the other night.
16:12Was this on our date?
16:14No, it was after the date, actually.
16:15I got a snack pack.
16:16Actually, he did pay for it.
16:16That's a great sign of our first date.
16:18That was a great first date.
16:20Get back out on the dating scene.
16:22Make them pay for your alcohol.
16:23Make them pay for your snack pack.
16:24Block them after.
16:25Never talk to them again.
16:26Literally.
16:27Monday night on 10.
16:29Survivor!
16:30Here we go.
16:32And with 12 players left, the game is heating up.
16:35Who will be going home tonight?
16:37Well, someone.
16:38You reckon?
16:38Yep.
16:39And Simon doesn't want it to be him.
16:41He's known for being one of the dumbest players in the history of Survivor.
16:45He's my favourite Simon by a mile.
16:47On day one, I got together with this.
16:50What's that?
16:50Oh, it's going to do a fake idol.
16:51It's going to make a fake idol.
16:53You know, replicate what an idol comes in.
16:56The great idol bluff.
16:58How smart.
16:59Have they bluffed before?
17:00Never bluffed, as far as I know.
17:02They have.
17:03Yes, many, many times.
17:05Oh, really?
17:05But if he wins the challenge today, he won't have to use it.
17:08Oh, I love a good Survivor challenge.
17:11Once again, immunity's back up for grabs.
17:14Individual immunity.
17:15Oh!
17:15Let's go.
17:16And after completing an obstacle course, all they have to do is...
17:19Land all three balls on top, and you win that necklace.
17:23That's pretty easy.
17:24It's a time zone birthday party.
17:25I'd be all over this challenge.
17:29Simon over the back.
17:30Come on, man.
17:30Hand and A coordination.
17:32How hard is it to put a ball on a shelf?
17:42Oh!
17:45That was close.
17:47Simon wins individual immunity.
17:51Oh!
17:51Wow.
17:52He's got a fake idol, and he's got immunity.
17:54Yeah, Simon's in a great place.
17:56His buddy Mark, however...
17:57I'm really annoyed.
17:58Why?
17:59I don't like losing.
18:00Well, no-one likes losing.
18:01Mark's usually the puppet master.
18:03He's been controlling things for a while.
18:04So Mark starts to pull the strings on voting out Blanche.
18:07Who's Blanche?
18:09Oh.
18:10But new player Ben has a different idea.
18:12Who's that?
18:13That's Ben.
18:14Ooh!
18:15I have my sights set on something bigger.
18:17Ooh!
18:18Oh!
18:18Who?
18:18Be dumb.
18:19Mark.
18:20OK.
18:20Mark!
18:21Oh, my gosh, they've got to get rid of Mark!
18:23Yeah, I know we've got numbers.
18:24I've been crunching the numbers all day.
18:26Crunching numbers all day?
18:27Is she an accountant?
18:28One plus two equals three.
18:30Four.
18:31Mark's name is on the chopping block.
18:34Hi-ya!
18:35Whoa.
18:36Jeez, he's very intense.
18:37Your mark on this game is a stay!
18:39Calm down!
18:40And it must be removed!
18:41Calm down!
18:42Someone get this guy some carbs!
18:44He's losing his mind.
18:45Well, Simon might lose his mind when he finds out his ally Mark is on the chopping block.
18:50If they get rid of Mark, he'll be next.
18:51What does Simon say?
18:52Simon says...
18:53Have you guys thought about me in any of this?
18:55Why don't we just knock Ben in?
18:57Oh, Ben!
18:58Now I'm flipping it to Ben!
18:59Oh my god, now it's another name!
19:01Stop throwing a spanner in the works!
19:02Just take out Mark and be done with it!
19:04Well, there's one problem with that.
19:06What?
19:06I think I'm the only person that knows about Mark's idol.
19:09Oh, does Mark have an idol?
19:11I want that idol gone.
19:12I want it flush.
19:13So she's going to tell Mark.
19:14And this is how she's going to do it.
19:17There's looks!
19:18There's looks!
19:19That look is Mark.
19:21You're in trouble.
19:21What?
19:22Wow!
19:22So Brooke told Mark that Mark is in trouble without telling Mark that he's in trouble.
19:27So Mark is going to play his idol.
19:28Find out who's double-crossing him and vote them out instead!
19:31Yeah.
19:32I think.
19:33Okay, who's getting chopped tonight?
19:34Well, time to find out, as Mark wants a private word with Ben.
19:38Oh!
19:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
19:39What's going on?
19:42Just kiss.
19:43Fight.
19:43Kiss.
19:44Fight.
19:44Kiss.
19:45Fight to the death.
19:46Then we know who wins.
19:47Why'd you do this, Mark?
19:49Oh!
19:50Shit!
19:51Hey, at least if you're going to stab me, stab me in the front.
19:54I'm sorry for going home, because I think you may have to have blown yourself up.
19:57Oh!
19:58That was a showdown.
19:59This guy's a supervillain.
20:01I love it.
20:02Do you know what?
20:02If they don't hurry up and finish, I'm going to pee my pants.
20:05Okay, we better get on to the vote then.
20:07All right, time to vote.
20:08This is going to be amazing.
20:10No one knows who's voting for who.
20:11If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do
20:15so.
20:16Is he going to play it?
20:17Play it.
20:17Is he going to play it?
20:18Play it.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:21David.
20:21Oh!
20:22It's going to play it!
20:22It's going to play it!
20:24This is a hidden immunity idol.
20:26Which means anyone who votes for Mark are going to be null and void.
20:29Let's do this, baby!
20:31First vote.
20:33Mark.
20:33Doesn't count.
20:35Mark.
20:36Doesn't count.
20:36Mark.
20:37Doesn't count.
20:38Mark.
20:40They all dumped on Mark.
20:42Wow, you're so lucky he had an idol.
20:46Ben's shitting himself now.
20:47Ben's gone!
20:49Well, it all comes down to who Mark and his alliance voted for.
20:52Ben.
20:53Ben!
20:53Ben!
20:53They're going to go for Ben!
20:55Richard.
20:56Wait, what?
20:57What?
20:57What?
20:58Who?
20:58Who is this guy?
20:59That's Richard.
21:00Oh, my God, they're going to go for Richard!
21:02Why?
21:02Why?
21:02Why is he wearing a jacket in the jungle?
21:05I don't know.
21:05Who wears a suit coat in Samoa?
21:0813th person voted out of Australian Survivor Redemption, Richard.
21:11Richard!
21:12Why?
21:13Why?
21:13I have no idea.
21:14See you, Rich.
21:15Bye-bye.
21:16Take your suit coat and get out of here.
21:18That was fantastic on HRP.
21:21Well played, Mark.
21:22They've been outplayed, outgunned, out-thought.
21:24Oh.
21:25Oh.
21:37Jared, do you know how Kevin has such a good record of using tools?
21:41Comes out and he's like, actually, I'm going to learn how to use the gurney.
21:43And just starts going about his business.
21:45Jared, if he didn't teach me, I would have taken bungee's legs off.
21:50You could probably use it on the callus on your foot.
21:54This week on Disney+.
21:56This story is inspired by actual events.
21:59Oh, I'm too slow at reading.
22:00Oh, that's okay.
22:02We watch their new drama Everyone's Talking About, based on...
22:05Oh, is this JFK?
22:08Actually, it's JFK Jr. and his wife, Carolyn Bessette.
22:11No photos, no photos.
22:13JFK Jr. and his wife had Princess Di status, been in America.
22:19They made such a beautiful couple.
22:20Didn't they?
22:21How did he die?
22:22Was it a plane crash?
22:23I'll just give a quick Google.
22:25JFK was murdered.
22:26His brother was murdered.
22:27His son died in a plane crash.
22:28Oh, can we just focus on the show?
22:30Do you think the CIA crashed the plane?
22:32I don't know they crashed in a plane crash.
22:35Oh, sorry.
22:36I don't even need to watch the end of it.
22:37You just ruined it.
22:39Spoiler alert.
22:40This is actually about how they met.
22:43Love story.
22:44I've been wanting to watch this.
22:46The show jumps back seven years to when JFK Jr. is front page news.
22:52John Kennedy Jr. has flunked his bar exam for...
22:54Hello, hello.
22:56God, he was handsome, wasn't he?
22:57Very handsome.
22:59He may have been called the sexiest man alive.
23:01Sexiest man alive, wow.
23:03He was the pin-up boy back in the day.
23:05I can see that.
23:06And as for Carolyn...
23:07Her assistant's picking that up at three.
23:09She's a saleswoman at Calvin Klein.
23:12Hey, Tanya, do you happen to know if there are any extra tickets to that Amazon fundraiser?
23:17You're a saleswoman, Carolyn.
23:19Oh!
23:20That's it.
23:20Oh, bitch-a-rooney.
23:22Whatever, I'm still going.
23:23Oh!
23:24I bet you JFK Jr.'s going to be there.
23:29Is she just crashing the party?
23:31How's she going to get in without a ticket?
23:33Oh, she's going to the back door?
23:34What are you doing back here?
23:36The orchestra's in trouble.
23:37Come and have drinks with us.
23:39Oh, my goodness.
23:40She's in.
23:40Are you going to thank me for this?
23:42This is where she meets JFK.
23:45Uh, Junior.
23:46Carolyn, this is John Kennedy.
23:48Ooh!
23:49Love at first sight.
23:50I like your dress, by the way.
23:53Oh, it's Calvin Klein.
23:54The Calvin Klein?
23:55Yep.
23:56So I'm a bad boy.
23:57Did he just try to set her up?
23:59What a hookup.
24:00Do you want to grab a drink?
24:01Oh, technically I'm working.
24:03Oh, her boss is there.
24:04I've really got to go.
24:06Oh, please take me with you.
24:07I'm not sure that's such a good look.
24:08Ducking out of a charity event or going home with you?
24:11Oh!
24:13Smooth talker.
24:14Imagine you look like that and you can flirt that good.
24:17Do you think I can get your number?
24:18I don't give my number out to strangers.
24:20I'm not a stranger.
24:21I'm JFK Jr.
24:22My dad was literally the president.
24:24You know where I work.
24:25Oh, yeah.
24:27She's playing hard to get good on her.
24:28Try reception.
24:29That's what I loved about dating back then.
24:31You wanted a girl, you either had to secure it then and there,
24:34or you were on the hunt and you did not lose her.
24:37It's called stalking.
24:39Hi.
24:40Hi.
24:40Oh, my gosh.
24:40I'm here to see Carolyn Bissette.
24:42He's come to her work.
24:43See, I told you, that's what love was back then.
24:47If you could just point me in her general direction.
24:49Look at the hat.
24:50Who the hell wears a candle hat?
24:52He can.
24:52He's JFK.
24:54Uh, Junior.
24:56Smoking out the window.
24:58I remember those days.
24:59Hi.
25:00Hi.
25:01Hello-ha.
25:03God, he's handsome, isn't he?
25:04It's distracting.
25:06I need a new suit.
25:07Let's get that suit off you then.
25:09Put your arms up for me.
25:10Let me just check your inseam here.
25:12Oh, JFK Jr.
25:13Not so junior.
25:15Ten.
25:15Up.
25:16Jeez.
25:18Oh, my goodness.
25:19Me.
25:20I never thought Taylor, who was so sexy.
25:22Oh.
25:24Can you have your moment when I leave this house, please?
25:26If I come here and Bob's got a measuring tape around his neck.
25:30How about some ties?
25:33What?
25:33You're going to deny my business?
25:35Oh, come on.
25:35It's like, oh, look at my hair.
25:38Oh, this is how I sit normally.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:41Let me take you here for dinner.
25:42You can let me take you to dinner?
25:44Sleep.
25:48Oh, my God, that smile.
25:50Look at that hair.
25:51And the chiseled jawline.
25:52He's something else, this fella.
25:54Let's skip dinner and go straight to dessert, John.
25:57Oh, we're on.
26:00She's got the dart on his shoulder.
26:02Careful.
26:02Might be a bloody hickey.
26:03It'll be a burn mark.
26:04Third degree burns.
26:05Yeah.
26:06Oh, that's the worst thing when you've kissed someone
26:07and they've just had a durry.
26:08That's Tremouth.
26:09Remember that in the 90s?
26:11She needs a Listerine strip.
26:12Mate, he didn't care.
26:13He was head over heels with her.
26:15Can I see her again?
26:16Hells, yeah, you'll be seeing each other again.
26:19No, John.
26:20No, let's get down and dirty.
26:23She's playing it smart.
26:24Treat them mean, keep them keen.
26:26He's JFK.
26:27Uh, Junior.
26:29Anyway, when he gets home...
26:30What are you doing here?
26:32Is that another girl?
26:32That's a different bird.
26:34Missed you.
26:35Who is she?
26:36Must be her next girlfriend.
26:37So that's Daryl Hannah, who he was going out with.
26:39She's 65 now?
26:40Oh, my God.
26:42She wouldn't have gone back to California.
26:43You're right.
26:44I can't believe it.
26:46Still looks amazing, to be honest.
26:47All right, Mum.
26:48They've moved on.
26:49Oh, OK.
26:49I haven't.
26:51And when Carolyn gets to work the next day...
26:53Oh, no!
26:54Back with Daryl!
26:56Daryl Hannah.
26:57Yeah, that was an actress.
26:58Yeah.
26:59That's right.
26:59I just remembered Gamoto.
27:01This is like when you open up Instagram and you see her as opposed to someone new.
27:06I will definitely be watching that again.
27:09Maybe we should just watch some more just so we can see a bit more handsome on our TV.
27:12Now, I want to find out if the CIA actually kills him.
27:15You get stuck into those rabbit holes, mate, and just let me know once you're out.
27:32Get yourself some new glasses from the shops, did you?
27:34Yeah.
27:35This new shop called, I don't know how you say it, it's spelled P-U-B.
27:41At least you know how much you're drinking.
27:43Exactly.
27:44570 mils.
27:45Two standard glasses of water.
27:47Isn't that?
27:47Enjoy.
27:50Surfing was a major part of our life in those days.
27:53Oh, surf docker.
27:54That's right.
27:54Saturday night on 9, we went surfing.
27:57I'm stoked, right?
27:5940 years of surf fest.
28:01Jackers!
28:02What is surf fest?
28:04It's Australia's largest annual surfing festival.
28:07All right, Cowabunga.
28:08Bar Beach, Dixon Park, Merriweather.
28:10Where's this?
28:11Newcastle Beach.
28:12Very newy.
28:13I love Newcastle.
28:14It's a nice place.
28:15Yeah.
28:16It's pretty.
28:16Newcastle was a city defined by the sea.
28:19Didn't we stop at the Maccas there?
28:20Yeah, we are.
28:21It's a big one.
28:21Surfing was a major part of our life in those days.
28:24I've never surfed, but I body surfed when I used to go on the water.
28:27Because of what, 1972 Jaws?
28:291975 Jaws.
28:30Jaws, all right.
28:31It was a community shaped by the sand you stood on.
28:34Man, the old school surf culture, that's where it's at.
28:37Beach culture was just starting to come alive.
28:39Back in the day, man, they were just a bunch of stoners.
28:41Yeah, you're pretty old school, aren't you?
28:43And with surfing deep in Newcastle's DNA, it's no surprise that in...
28:471985, this stretch of sand became the centre of the surfing universe.
28:53So surf fest began.
28:54Wow, look at the crowd.
28:56Couldn't do that now.
28:56You wouldn't get parking.
28:57Nah, not a chance.
28:58I've waited for years to see a contest in Newcastle.
29:01Look at that mullet.
29:02I've always wanted to see one here.
29:04Business at the front, party at the back.
29:05They thought we should promote Newcastle's beaches by having a professional surfing event.
29:10Have you ever met a leb that surfs?
29:12No.
29:13Never.
29:14I think our arms are too short.
29:15Surfing's for like slender, slim kind of guys that are mobile.
29:19Yeah.
29:20We're stiff, angry, full of testosterone.
29:23Yeah, with bad backs.
29:24Yeah.
29:24And we don't like sand.
29:25Yeah.
29:25It's not for us.
29:26We like concrete.
29:27Rows of tents, towers and TV scaffolding certainly have Newcastle Beach looking the part.
29:32What's he wearing?
29:33Well, that's what we used to wear, Matt.
29:35Did you ever go through a stage at school where you're massively into quicksilver and billabong?
29:39Nah, bro.
29:39I went to an all-Catholic Lebanese school.
29:42It was just Adidas, the fake Adidas filler, because some people couldn't afford Nike.
29:47Thanks, Habibis.
29:48But let's get back to SurfFest.
29:50In the early days of the festival, the competitors were mostly local.
29:53Luke Egan of Newcastle was particularly impressive.
29:56Luke Egan, holy shit.
29:58Yep, there were a lot of big names at SurfFest over the years, like...
30:02Simon Law, Nicholas Wood.
30:04I've got all these names I've never heard of.
30:05Yes!
30:06They've got good tans though, don't they?
30:08Yeah, it was great, like Matthew Hoy.
30:10Matty Hoy.
30:11You heard of him?
30:12No.
30:12Another one of my favourite surfers.
30:14It's awesome.
30:15Guys that you've looked up to all your life.
30:16I grew up with these guys.
30:18Oh, BS.
30:19Yeah, I used to surf when I was younger.
30:20No, you didn't.
30:21Bullshit.
30:21No, you did not.
30:22I can't wait.
30:23We're going to see Mark Ogilupo at some stage.
30:25The judges gave Mark Ogilupo...
30:26Occy!
30:28I feel pretty good, yeah.
30:29Oh, on your docky!
30:30Occy!
30:31Names mean nothing to me.
30:32No, none of those names.
30:33He'd have to be one of my, like, idols.
30:35Yeah, we get it.
30:36You like surfing.
30:37So cool.
30:38As the competition continued to grow, it played host to some of the biggest names in the sport.
30:43I always loved the Steel City.
30:45Oh, that's Lane Beachley!
30:47You're a seven-time world champion, man.
30:49Lane has ridden some massive waves in Hawaii.
30:51I find it so impressive because it is very hard to do.
30:53I've tried.
30:54And she's absolutely fearless in big wave conditions.
30:57It's all about that front foot.
30:58The back foot has to be planted.
31:00You did one, Lysanne.
31:00You want to try and...
31:02Anyway, let's get back to the surfing competition.
31:05Every year, every year, it's getting bigger and bigger.
31:07Six-time world champion Kelly Slater.
31:09Kelly Slater, I know that name.
31:10Is Kelly Slater the one that was bitten by a shark?
31:13No, that was this guy.
31:1518-year-old Gold Coaster, Mick Fanning.
31:17Oh, Mick Fanning.
31:18The shark man.
31:19See, I wouldn't surf.
31:19I'm scared of sharks, Faye.
31:21A shark would have a field day with me.
31:23Well, anyway, despite Surffest's humble beginnings, in 2021, it became a huge player on the world stage.
31:30When the opportunity came to have the world surf league, we put our hand up and said,
31:35please come to Newcastle.
31:37Wow, that's a master stroke.
31:39It's now part of the Challenger Series with the WSL.
31:41It is pretty impressive that little old Newcastle doing these big competitions, though.
31:4540 years.
31:46Hopefully, we'll see another 40.
31:4740 years of Surffest.
31:50Congratulations.
31:54How cool was that?
31:55I really enjoyed that.
31:56That was rad.
31:57Yeah, ready, set, go, travel, travel, travel.
32:00Do a spin, do a spin, do a spin.
32:03It's happening.
32:17I finally moved into my new place.
32:19You know what's the hardest thing about living in your new place?
32:22We were entertaining people the other day.
32:24We had to provide all the food.
32:25Yeah.
32:26We had to clean up after.
32:27Welcome to the real life.
32:28Why do you think I don't move out?
32:30Thursday on SBS, a new cooking show took us to...
32:34New York.
32:35I love New York.
32:37Beautiful New York.
32:38This is New York like you've never tasted before.
32:42New York gourmet with Justine Schofield.
32:45She was a master chef, wasn't she?
32:47Yes.
32:48Tell me a few things that I must have along my journey.
32:51A gun.
32:52Bulletproof vest.
32:54Tick, tick.
32:55All right, that's her bag packed.
32:56But what food is she going to eat on her journey?
32:59She better be eating big, giant cheese pizza slice.
33:02New York-style pizza, probably the most iconic thing.
33:04Chicken wings.
33:05Should we get a coffee and a hot dog?
33:07Bagels.
33:08Bagels.
33:09You know, very similar.
33:10Yeah.
33:10Love a New York-style bagel.
33:13You hear that, Justine?
33:14Plenty of New York food to work with there.
33:17So, Justine, the first thing we're going to cook you is the crispy plantains.
33:20Okay.
33:20Oh, shit.
33:22She went all the way to New York to eat plantain.
33:25Plantain.
33:25What's plantain?
33:26No idea.
33:27Is it a banana?
33:28Banana, right?
33:29Yeah.
33:29No.
33:30Plantain's not a banana.
33:32Plantains is plantains.
33:33Bananas is bananas.
33:34Plantain.
33:35And they show the banana.
33:36Isn't it a banana?
33:37It's not a banana.
33:39Anyway, because this is America, all you need to do to cook is...
33:43Deep-fry the crap out of them.
33:44Let me add a little bit more of that cream there.
33:46Ugh.
33:46Ugh.
33:47That looks shit.
33:49It's not really about the taste.
33:50It's not about the taste.
33:51She said, that's not about the taste.
33:53What's wrong with a crispy banana?
33:55It's not a banana.
33:57It's like we were going to be in Times Square eating, like, chicken wings and stuff.
33:59Show us, like, the cheeseburgers and the pizza.
34:02Yeah, fingers crossed she finds that at the next stop in this town.
34:06Puket Kinty or something.
34:07Luckily, just a few doors down is La Deliziosa.
34:10If you don't have a bloody pizza or something in New York, I'm going to lose it.
34:15A family-run Italian pastry shop.
34:17Are you joking?
34:19This is what I love about travelling.
34:21This is like every country bakery in Victoria.
34:24Look at the biscottis.
34:25Go to Habberfield.
34:27Go to Habberfield.
34:28Go to Habberfield if you want that, you idiot.
34:31There's seven of them in a row.
34:33Justine.
34:33Frankie.
34:34Hey, how you doing?
34:35Frankie Codaro.
34:37Nice to meet you.
34:38I'm Frankie Codaro from La Deliziosa.
34:40We do sell a lot of the biscotti.
34:42I'm making biscuits.
34:43I've got Elvis.
34:44I've got Marilyn Monroe.
34:45You want some more to Del?
34:46More to Del.
34:48Mozzarella.
34:48Next stop on the New York food tour.
34:51Pizza, pizza, pizza.
34:53Hot dog.
34:53Meatball sub.
34:54A bagel.
34:55No picnic.
34:56The perfect place for a picnic.
34:58We've got a picnic.
34:59Oh, Justine.
35:01We don't need a picnic.
35:03With a simple dip.
35:04A couple of spoonfuls of that.
35:06Canned corn.
35:07Canned corn.
35:08No, no, no.
35:10Pureed corn.
35:11No, it's creamed corn.
35:12Yeah, creamed corn.
35:14We've got creamed corn in here.
35:16Show me it.
35:17I'll show you.
35:17I want some more texture in this smooth base,
35:20so I'm going to add some fresh corn.
35:22More corn?
35:24What's with all the corn?
35:25Corn.
35:25More of that creamed corn, so...
35:27Who asked for triple corn?
35:29An extra pop of corn.
35:30How old is it?
35:31What's the use pie on it?
35:3311th of April 2013.
35:35I didn't mean to bring out my creamed corn.
35:38I'm just going to drizzle that around.
35:40What's it going to look like?
35:41Is it going to...
35:47Get it away.
35:49That is a delicious dip.
35:51I'm going for it!
35:53It's actually okay.
35:55There's nothing wrong with it.
35:57I'm serving this with asparagus.
36:00We're not dipping raw asparagus.
36:02And I just love these Torellis that I picked up.
36:06With the biscuits!
36:07What is happening?
36:08Oh, no, she's...
36:09How did they get budget to approve this show?
36:12Fantastic.
36:13Put it away.
36:14Do you think I should actually see if it cooks?
36:16Nah.
36:17I might pop it in the air fry.
36:19It might work.
36:20And after the creamed corn, the next stop is...
36:22That looks like a hospital.
36:24No.
36:24Give us a piece of pizza.
36:26Yeah, give us like a slab of meat.
36:28Quietly redefining what vegetarian food can be.
36:31Oh, no!
36:33She went to New York and got a vegetarian restaurant!
36:37This looks fantastic.
36:38Is she all right?
36:40Has she been held hostage?
36:41If we pitch the show like this, you know what they'll do?
36:44The kids are asleep.
36:45They'll arrest us!
36:46You just crave a delicious salad.
36:50No, I don't.
36:51No, I don't!
36:54Even Justine Schofield doesn't want to be on this show.
36:58You know, I've been that worked up, I swear to God,
37:01I'm not even exaggerating, in, what, three, four years
37:03since my journey of illness and calmness.
37:05And all it took was one white woman to deceive us.
37:12Don't put the I love New York thing.
37:14That's blasphemy.
37:15That's false advertising.
37:30In Queensland, Bob's been at the mechanics.
37:33I took the Mustang in today to get serviced.
37:35Yeah.
37:36Out comes the mechanic.
37:37Popped the bonnet, and I just went blurry vision from that point on.
37:41But he's probably thinking,
37:42oh, look, I'm going to get my money out of this guy.
37:44Yeah.
37:44Mechanics just love the homers coming in.
37:46This week on Netflix...
37:48I did a documentary today with this guy, Louis Thoreau.
37:50Oh!
37:51I have been wanting to watch this.
37:53We took a step...
37:54This has been huge on TikTok.
37:55It's trending.
37:56Inside the Manosphere...
37:58This is the documentary that the entire world is talking about.
38:02A few years ago, I noticed that parts of the Internet
38:04were being taken over by a collection of male influencers.
38:08You know, the influencers that promote hyper-masculinity.
38:11It should be Malacca Sphere.
38:13They had millions of followers.
38:15Young kids.
38:16And they brainwashed them.
38:17This is the dark side of the Internet.
38:18And Louis Thoreau has come to save the day.
38:20That's right.
38:21And he's starting in Spain,
38:23where he's about to meet one of the Manosphere's most popular figures.
38:27With an influencer named Harrison Sullivan.
38:30Who?
38:30Never heard of him.
38:31We're not the target demographic.
38:33Hey, I know this guy.
38:34This is HS Tiki-Toki.
38:36He's an idiot, but he's funny.
38:37So this is my dishwasher over here.
38:40Did he just call her a dishwasher?
38:43I can't stand him already.
38:45How do you know these guys?
38:46All over TikTok.
38:47And you watch them?
38:48Do you think they're funny?
38:50Yes.
38:50Do I agree with what they're saying?
38:52No.
38:52As well as streaming,
38:54he owns an adult modelling agency.
38:56Only fans.
38:57Okay.
38:58Yeah.
38:59Do I agree with it?
39:00No.
39:01Would I profit off it?
39:02Yeah?
39:02Hypocrite.
39:02I disown my daughter.
39:04Oh my God.
39:05You're a dickhead.
39:06Same way if my son come out gay.
39:08Oh, piss off, you idiot.
39:10He's a piece of shit, this bloke.
39:11I'm actually pissed off.
39:12Congratulations, you've actually pissed me right off.
39:14Yeah, okay.
39:15Maybe it's best if we head to Florida
39:17to meet a different influencer.
39:19Oh, look at this wank.
39:19That's what you look like in your Mustang, Bob.
39:21Can't wait.
39:22Justin Waller is a businessman and success coach.
39:24On the list are people who are douchebags,
39:27inspirational, motivational speakers,
39:28and anyone that is a businessman with no further context.
39:31Well, here's a bit of context.
39:33Where he sells subscriptions to a so-called online university.
39:36Is he for real?
39:37Look at that.
39:37This guy's got a full subscription model.
39:39How are there so many suckers out there?
39:42Good question.
39:43Let's meet a couple.
39:45How do you know Justin?
39:46I'm one of my greatest role models.
39:48God, he's a role model.
39:49What's the message?
39:50What do you get from it?
39:51You know, it's life as a man.
39:52You're born without value.
39:53What?
39:53You're born without value?
39:55I think this is quite sad.
39:57Nobody's going to invite him on a trip to Miami.
40:00So he just called him ugly.
40:01But I'll take your money.
40:02Louie also learns about Justin's unique approach to relationships.
40:06One-sided monogamy?
40:07One-sided monogamy.
40:08What's that mean?
40:09The mother of my children.
40:10She doesn't talk to other men.
40:11But he can sleep with whoever?
40:13That's crazy.
40:14People get very angry with me about this subject.
40:16Do I seem angry?
40:18No, but you do seem to be digging.
40:20That's his job!
40:21Yeah.
40:21You agreed to be on the show.
40:23Another advocate of one-sided monogamy is controversial podcaster...
40:27Myron Gaines.
40:28Oh, this dickhead.
40:29This guy's a real piece of work.
40:31I don't think women should vote.
40:32Also, I don't think women should be in the military or in law enforcement.
40:35Oh, my God.
40:36This guy sucks.
40:37Like Justin, he boasts about his one-way monogamous relationship with his girlfriend.
40:42Oh, they're going to bring on his girlfriend.
40:44Hi.
40:44This poor woman.
40:45Okay, blink twice, baby, if you're unsafe.
40:47I don't want to mix things up between you.
40:49Get him, Louie.
40:50Bring him down.
40:50But we were talking about that maybe there's a world where you would have more than one wife.
40:54She understands that.
40:55She knows that that could potentially come down in the future.
40:58Oh!
40:58Did you see the exhale from her just now?
41:00She looks so awkward, man.
41:03What would you say about that?
41:04Uh, I don't know how that will work.
41:07Ah, so they haven't had this conversation.
41:10But right now, it's not going to be anytime soon.
41:12Because just because I'm just so focused on working.
41:15Wait.
41:16You've backtracked on that already?
41:17I love how nervous they get when Louie interviews him.
41:20They're so confident online, but...
41:22It's all just a mask.
41:23Speaking of, Louie finishes his documentary by heading back to Spain to check in with HS Tiki-Toki.
41:30Hi.
41:31And he's got company.
41:32You must be Elaine.
41:33I am Elaine.
41:34You must be Louie.
41:35I am.
41:35That's his mum.
41:36Oh, it's going to come out in front of mum.
41:37Are you a fan of HS's content?
41:39Of course there's things that I don't agree with.
41:41Sorry, that's a cop-out.
41:42You're enabling your kid.
41:43I've seen clips of HSA.
41:45Call me racist.
41:46Call me misogynist.
41:48Call me homophobic.
41:49If that was my son, I would...
41:51Yeah, I'm just...
41:52That's my way of saying I don't care.
41:54So he just says shit to get views.
41:56As long as this mega man, he doesn't care what they call him.
41:58I'm clip farming.
41:59He's like the next generation of shock jocks.
42:02That's the thing, right?
42:02The more outrageous they are, the more popular they get.
42:04Idiots like you are the ones that are engaging with these guys.
42:08I'm not homophobic.
42:09He's not.
42:09I have a gay mate.
42:10One of those ones.
42:11But you said that if you had a son and he was gay, you'd disown him.
42:14That's not homophobic.
42:15That's not homophobic.
42:17What?
42:17They're all just stupid.
42:19Later, I caught up with the whole stream.
42:21What I was most struck by were the moments with HS's mum before the interview.
42:25You don't have to go for juice.
42:26They love shots.
42:26Mummy, I don't want a juice bar.
42:28Mummy.
42:28They had an unlikely domestic flavour.
42:31Do not be rude.
42:32All right, I won't go.
42:33All right, because it's a reflection on me.
42:34Every one of these blokes, whenever the women that they're talking about are around,
42:38they just melt.
42:39Don't be rude.
42:40That's not the way I brought you up.
42:41Well, obviously, you didn't do a good job because he's a f-
42:45That's going to be the most frustrating show I've ever watched.
42:47It makes me want to take the kids' phones off of all of them.
42:49Yeah.
42:50I'm glad that I'm not 15 years old growing up in this world.
42:54Wow.
43:08In Sydney, Laney's started a new diet.
43:12Nothing processed.
43:13Everything in its original form.
43:14So I started my day strong this morning with scrambled eggs on a bagel.
43:16But a bagel's processed.
43:18Yeah, I was going to say, that's not whole foods.
43:19I didn't toast it, but I had it as bread.
43:22It's still processed food.
43:24But it's in its original form.
43:25So what else does it do with the cooking?
43:27So I can't have bread.
43:28No.
43:29Bro, something's died for you.
43:30Did they talk you through it?
43:32This week, streaming on Binge...
43:34Oh, yes.
43:35Play time, baby.
43:37The great pottery throwdown.
43:40Nothing gets me excited like some pottery baby.
43:43Yes, same.
43:44Because it's the show where contestants compete to make the best ceramics.
43:47Why do they call it throwdown?
43:49Because it's throwing pot down.
43:50Oh, okay.
43:51And this week, they're throwing it down in...
43:53They're in China.
43:54They're making China.
43:55Oh.
43:56Hello, potters.
43:57Hello, potters.
43:58They're not in China, bro.
44:00Welcome back to the pottery.
44:01What are they doing with their arms?
44:03He's looking like he can't put his arms against his body.
44:06How long has he had arms for?
44:07The judges would like you to make a bird bath.
44:11A bird bath.
44:11Well, it's 100 years since Stoke-on-Trent was made a city.
44:15And we'd like you to celebrate this in your bird bath design.
44:19Matt, do you remember going to Stoke-on-Trent?
44:21No.
44:21They make a bird bath.
44:22That would be pretty simple, surely.
44:24Well, Natalie's is pretty complicated.
44:26Scenes from across the region will be captured in a series of sprig tales.
44:29What is it?
44:30A bird bath.
44:31Bird guy Steve is making heaps of birds.
44:33You know, people say that I'm like an owl.
44:36She has got a bit of an owl face.
44:37I think it's the hair.
44:39No, it's a beak.
44:40Dad.
44:40No, I mean it nicely.
44:41Who knows he's very beaky, isn't he?
44:42Thank you, Kate.
44:43Don't be nasty.
44:44And Jonathan just plain loves Stoke.
44:47So what I'm doing is a visual representation of Stoke.
44:49This guy's got a whole street that he's making.
44:51Why's he putting a plane on a bird bath?
44:53He hasn't forgotten the region's most famous aircraft.
44:56I think he might be overcommitting.
44:57Does he realise he's got six hours, not six days?
44:59So while the bird baths cook in the kiln...
45:01Potters are back to face their second challenge.
45:03Oh, they've got another challenge.
45:05Yep, contestants have to sculpt some heads.
45:07Oh, we all know they're going to need extra clay, Maddy.
45:11And to join us, we have a very special judge.
45:15Michelangelo.
45:16Sharon Griffin.
45:17Oh, it says Sharon from down the road.
45:18Hey, Sharon.
45:19You have been given 20 minutes.
45:2220 minutes?
45:23Is that it?
45:24I'm on the toilet for 20 minutes.
45:25These guys are making a whole statue.
45:27My inspiration's going to be my wife.
45:29Is it his wife?
45:30Oh, my God!
45:32Your wife's going to kill you, mate.
45:34Ooh, who's this now?
45:35This is my little girl.
45:37That will keep me up at night.
45:39They think I've done my space a bit small here.
45:41It's like Millie when she was born.
45:42Dad!
45:43My wife's got quite a big nose.
45:45Oh, my God!
45:46Your wife's going to leave you.
45:47Mate, you're going to be on the couch for the rest of your life.
45:50Imagine they put a picture up and it's exactly what's that.
45:52And in first place, Steve.
45:54That's a winner.
45:55Love it.
45:56Well done.
45:57It's kind of like one of those projects that the kids come home from school with and they're
46:00like, look what I made, Dad.
46:01And they're like, oh, it's great.
46:03I'll put it under the house.
46:05Time to see how the bird baths handled the kiln.
46:08The bowl's cracked.
46:09You can sort of hide small cracks.
46:11Yeah, but you can't hide Jonathan's massive crack.
46:14Oh!
46:15Oh, my God, the whole bottom fell out of it.
46:17Yeah.
46:17Shame, isn't it?
46:18Between your wife and this, mate, things aren't looking good.
46:22Well done, Potters.
46:23I think you've done a wonderful job, everybody.
46:25Okay, okay.
46:27Let's check out Steve's bird bird bath.
46:30Look at that owl.
46:31It's going to scare the shit out of any birds that want to come drink the water.
46:34Really, really well executed.
46:36Bro, that's legit.
46:37I would pay 50 bucks for that at Bunnings.
46:39I'm trying to do a splash landing.
46:41I like the plane in it.
46:42That's pretty cool.
46:42But the birds are going to whack that off.
46:44Excuse me?
46:45Just wouldn't want any massive crows coming in for a drink.
46:49Well, they wouldn't be able to have a drink, would they?
46:53That translates to, you did shit.
46:55Finally, there's Natalie, whose tiles fell off and bowl cracked.
46:58I think it's gorgeous to look at.
47:00But you can't put no water in it.
47:02It's useless.
47:03The judges have made their decision.
47:04Surely the bird man bird bath wins.
47:07He gave the best head and now he's got the best bird bath.
47:10He should win.
47:10Steve.
47:12Well done, Steve.
47:13You go to the library to celebrate.
47:15Well done.
47:16This is the loudest they've been.
47:18Oh, good job, Steve.
47:20Yes, thank you.
47:20All right, who are we sending home?
47:22Jonathan.
47:24Oh, Jonathan.
47:26He thinks getting eliminated is bad.
47:27Wait till he gets home to his wife.
47:29I want to make my kids proud.
47:30Because I've achieved nothing in life, really.
47:32Oh, sorry, what?
47:34Left school at 15, no qualifications, dyslexic.
47:37Then I had a bath accident at 43 and life were over.
47:40And they picked up Clay.
47:42I love that he found Clay after all those hardships.
47:46Good on him.
47:47I mean, he's not good at it.
47:50Do you think they even take the bird baths home?
47:52Or do they just skip that step and just take it straight to the op shop?
47:54I think they go on the skip in out the back.
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