00:00Oh my god!
00:01If I wasn't mic'd, I'd probably fart a little bit.
00:03That's what happens when I'm nervous.
00:05How well do you know your co-star?
00:06We showed each other our ****.
00:08Yeah.
00:11Oh my goodness.
00:18Hi, I'm Alana Glazer.
00:19And I'm Michelle Buteau, and we're playing
00:21How Well Do You Know Your Co-Star?
00:23with Marie Claire.
00:24OK, I'm going to go first.
00:25OK.
00:26I'm a little nervous.
00:27Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:28Because I love you so much, and if I don't know,
00:30then I feel like that doesn't mean I love you any less.
00:33It just means that I have a lot.
00:34Oh.
00:35And now I feel like I'm giving excuses.
00:37Well, I'm already like, my brain is, there's limits.
00:41There is.
00:42Maybe we agree not to take any of this personally.
00:44OK.
00:44And perhaps as an opportunity to grow closer.
00:46Yes.
00:47OK, here we go.
00:48OK, you go.
00:49Where was my kid's last birthday party?
00:51Oh, Brooklyn Museum.
00:53Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
00:54Brooklyn Children's Museum.
00:55I mean, yes.
00:56Yeah.
00:56Because you were there.
00:57That was really good.
00:58You were there.
00:59Yeah.
00:59Were you there for the snake?
01:01Yes.
01:01So, like, I wanted to upgrade to the party.
01:04And they were like, we could bring animals in.
01:05I was like, bring the turtle, bring the bunny.
01:07This brought a 60-foot snake.
01:09Maybe it was 30.
01:10It was given an anaconda with J-Lo.
01:13I said, what is this?
01:14Yeah.
01:14And all the parents ran to the back, and then the kids
01:17ran to the snake.
01:18Right, right.
01:18What are my parents' names?
01:20Sandy and Larry, Joan and David, Marlene and Alan.
01:24Oh, my God.
01:26Sandy and Larry.
01:27Yeah.
01:28And they're so cool.
01:30They are.
01:30They come out to, like, events and stuff.
01:33Your brother, Elliot, is so funny.
01:34Like, he has, like, this show where he plays music,
01:37and your dad gets on stage.
01:39Does he hit the drums, or is it the keyboard?
01:41Piano.
01:41What in the Partridge family is going on?
01:43My parents are so cool because they are open to changing.
01:45They reflect.
01:46Yeah.
01:46You know, and I'm just like, oh, God love ya.
01:49Oh, my goodness.
01:50Thank you for the example.
01:51And they're, like, beautiful.
01:53Love them.
01:54What was the name of my last tour?
01:58Was it Survival of the Ficus?
02:00Was it Welcome to Butopia?
02:02Or was it Full Heart Tight Jeans?
02:04Oh, oh, that's so funny.
02:05I was thinking of Butopia, but it was Full Heart Tight Jeans.
02:07Oh, thank God.
02:07Thank you so much for knowing that.
02:09Oh, oh, yeah.
02:09When people ask me how I'm doing, I always say that my heart is
02:13full and my jeans are tight, which is accurate even today.
02:15Because the camel toe is a camel hoof.
02:18Here we are, everyone.
02:19Just two humps holding water.
02:21I'm so glad we're getting this right.
02:24Oh, my God.
02:25Talk about animal show.
02:27Is it me?
02:28It's you.
02:29I'm nervous.
02:29Okay.
02:30This one, I don't know.
02:31Where did David and I meet?
02:33My husband, David.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35Union Square, Washington Square, or Times Square?
02:40I want to say it's Union Square because you went to NYU.
02:44Washington Square because you went to NYU, Washington Square.
02:46Okay, okay, okay.
02:48Okay, yeah, yeah.
02:49Okay, good.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:52If I met in Times Square, how disgusting would that be?
02:56I'd be like by Ted's Steakhouse.
03:00We both had coupons.
03:01Okay.
03:02The nerves are not going away.
03:03They're not.
03:05If I wasn't mic'd, I'd probably fart a little bit because that's what happens when I'm nervous.
03:08Yeah.
03:10One of the cell guys laughed because he knows.
03:15Okay.
03:16What are the name of my twins?
03:18He's a loner, baby.
03:19Okay, thank you so much.
03:21Giselle and Otis.
03:22Love him.
03:23Thank you so much.
03:23Classic.
03:24These days, you name your kids, especially in New York City, you name your kids either
03:26rock star names or grandma and grandpa names.
03:29That's true.
03:29We both went grandma and grandpa.
03:30We did.
03:30So sweet.
03:31We went old school.
03:32Yeah.
03:33This is a tough one.
03:34Oh, no!
03:37Just let's see.
03:38What instrument did I play in high school?
03:40Drums, trumpet, clarinet.
03:42Oh, God.
03:43We never talked about this.
03:44I know.
03:44This is way off.
03:46What in the Lizzo is going on?
03:48What do you picture?
03:49I mean, it's not drums.
03:51I feel like drums would be good for your type of mind though, because you can do 17 things
03:57at the same time, but you're like, that's it.
04:00Yeah, that is.
04:01Is it?
04:01Yeah.
04:01Oh, okay.
04:02You got it.
04:02Okay.
04:04I feel relieved.
04:05Do you know what I mean?
04:06I feel like Emma Stone at the Oscars just won, ripped my dress.
04:10Boom.
04:11Sorry if I cut you off from fully getting there, but I'm like, you got it.
04:14I was like, maybe you went clarinet because you want to go against the grain, but you can
04:19easily do 11 to 17 things at the same time, and that's the type of person that is going
04:23to play the drums.
04:24Yes, clarinet I feel is focused on one thought stream.
04:28Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:28I'd rather just suck a .
04:29That's the one thing I'm going to focus on.
04:31The fleshy flute.
04:32Ah!
04:32The fleshy flute?
04:33The fleshy flute is what I played in the band, honey!
04:37Okay.
04:37I'm actually studying clarinet.
04:39Wait, just more questions?
04:40This is friendship therapy.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Here we go.
04:43Who opened for Haim when we went to their concert together?
04:47Was it Maggie Rogers?
04:49Was it Lizzo?
04:50Was it Princess Nokia?
04:52It was Lizzo.
04:52Yes!
04:53I also remember her mom and her sister were right next to us?
04:56Yes!
04:56It was so freaking cute.
04:57And it was right before she was about to break into Superstardom.
05:02Shout out to Lizzo and that booty.
05:05Hey, Lizzo.
05:05What other language do I speak?
05:07Hebrew, French, or nun?
05:09Stop!
05:15I feel like it if I say nun.
05:17100% nun.
05:18100% nun.
05:21Oh my god!
05:22Absolutely nun!
05:23Because I'm just like, you would be like...
05:25It's a joke in the movie, because you're like, five years of French, I can say un puh.
05:29Yeah, yeah.
05:30Barely.
05:30Nothing.
05:31I can read Hebrew, but I'm like...
05:36Yeah, yeah.
05:37Oh my goodness.
05:38It's beautiful.
05:40I always wanted a bat mitzvah.
05:42But like, with these titties on a chair, all that gravity, it would be bad.
05:46He would be very good at having one, for sure.
05:49A theme.
05:50You'd be great up there, I'm sure.
05:51You think so?
05:52Oh my god.
05:52I've been to some.
05:53It takes a long time.
05:54It's scary, honestly.
05:56Yeah, it is, but it's beautiful.
05:58Yeah, it rules.
05:58It rules.
05:59But people get injured.
06:00They're like, yup!
06:01And then they get off and they're like, oh!
06:03You know, and it's like...
06:05This is a lot.
06:05Oh my god.
06:06I love it.
06:07Okay, Liz, question.
06:08I do want to know what your bat mitzvah theme would be.
06:12Ooh.
06:12Yes.
06:13Oh, girl.
06:14Let's see.
06:17Girl, I mean, it could be the Big Five Safari, or I think it would be something Caribbean.
06:24Yeah.
06:25You know what I mean?
06:25It would probably be like a black mitzvah, a la the opening of Coming to America.
06:30Oh.
06:31Here we are.
06:32That's a good one.
06:32Yeah.
06:33Just the opening or Coming to America?
06:35Just the opening.
06:36Oh.
06:36With the wedding and such.
06:38Ah, ah, ah, ah.
06:39You know what I mean?
06:39Yeah, love.
06:40Yeah, whatever you like.
06:41Okay, you know I like to have family-themed Halloween parties.
06:45Where each family comes as a theme.
06:47When you came to my family-themed Halloween party, do you remember what my family dressed
06:52up as?
06:53Of course I do.
06:54Wizard of Oz.
06:55Oh!
06:56Oh, my God.
06:57Was Otis the Tin Man and Hazel was Dorothy?
06:59No, um, my husband was the Tin Man.
07:02Wait, oh, is he the lion?
07:03Otis was the lion.
07:04He kept wanting to take it off.
07:05I was like, don't mess it up, bro.
07:07And who was the road?
07:09Terry?
07:09Oh, my God.
07:10So, yes.
07:10Their godmother, Terry, was a yellow brick road, but everyone thought she was corning
07:14the cop.
07:15And she was like, for God's sakes.
07:17And her girlfriend at the time was like the witch with the green face.
07:22So cute.
07:22It stayed out a little bit too long.
07:24She had that green face for three days.
07:25Uh-huh.
07:25Who was I?
07:26Oh, I was a scarecrow.
07:27I was a voluptuous scarecrow.
07:29Yeah, the birds didn't know what to do with these titties.
07:31Uh-huh.
07:32And my husband was a Tin Man, and I gotta tell you, not a lot of coverage downstairs.
07:37It was bopping around.
07:42Oh, my goodness.
07:43You got so drunk at the end.
07:45It was like the Tin Man needed to go to rehab.
07:47I was like, you got makeup here.
07:49You got makeup here.
07:50No makeup here.
07:51It was a lot.
07:53It was so fun.
07:53Yeah, that was a good time.
07:55I got my titties out because I was breastfeeding.
07:57Yeah, no.
07:58Your family's costume was amazing.
08:00I believe your husband was a milkmaid.
08:02Correct.
08:03You were a cow.
08:04Because I was a cow.
08:05Because you were breastfeeding.
08:07You were breastfeeding.
08:08Getting that damn milk out.
08:09And my baby was like a farmer.
08:10Oh, yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:11Is that the cutest thing you've ever seen?
08:14Not a clue how we first met.
08:16No clue.
08:16So long ago.
08:17It's a blur.
08:18We have done drugs and drank.
08:20I mean...
08:21So many brain folds beyond whenever the hell that was.
08:25It's a deep dark cave.
08:25It's like returning a library book.
08:27Like, no.
08:28But, you know, in the vicinity of a comedy club with a drink ticket.
08:33That's right.
08:33That's right.
08:3420 years ago.
08:35Yeah.
08:36When Taylor Swift used to wear her hair curly.
08:38Yeah, that's right.
08:39That's how long it's been.
08:40We didn't know we were building for this moment.
08:43To make this movie together.
08:44I'll tell you that.
08:45It was just dinners and wine.
08:46Exactly.
08:47This was 20 years of prep for this.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Here we are.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:52Can I say it?
08:53Up in my changing room?
08:55I don't even know, but go for it.
08:57I think I, like, just shaved my puss and I, like, wanted to show you.
09:00Yeah.
09:02And so I showed it to you.
09:03I love it.
09:03And then I think you showed me yours.
09:05Oh, I love it.
09:07Yeah.
09:07This was so, um, normal for me that I don't have a memory of it.
09:12I was like, doesn't it look good?
09:14You're like, check it out.
09:15And I was like, let's go to set.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Yeah.
09:19I just, I generally, uh, we, like, took each other's bodies in more foaming than we had
09:24before.
09:25And that was wonderful.
09:26Yeah.
09:27Really?
09:27Oh, sometimes you gotta know what your husband's pussy looks like.
09:30Yeah.
09:30And how they keep it in.
09:31How do you know your friends if your pussies don't align?
09:34It's a different face.
09:35It is.
09:36Of yours.
09:36Yeah.
09:37You really know everything.
09:39Yeah.
09:40How well do you know your co-star?
09:41We showed each other our pussies.
09:43Yeah.
09:44That's how well, um.
09:45I mean, not for too long.
09:47Just for a couple of seconds.
09:48Just a quick, like, this is my thing.
09:49Like, the longer it is, the weirder it gets.
09:52Sure, okay.
09:52You know, we've been in comedy a long time.
09:54Yes.
09:54This is actually used to be very normal back in the day.
09:55More comfortable with our bodies.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Like, I would go to a nude beach with you.
09:59I think that'd be great.
10:00100% percent.
10:01Who else is gonna, like, put sunblock under my titties?
10:03Yeah.
10:04Like, your friend.
10:05That's right.
10:05You understand?
10:08Thank you so much for watching.
10:09How well do you know your co-star?
10:11If you start again, I was, like, inhaling this thoroughly.
10:13I was, like...
10:16We should definitely give you time to breathe.
10:19Ahem.
10:20Okay.
10:21Thank you so much for watching.
10:23How well do you know your co-star?
10:25And check out Babes in select theaters May 17th and expanding theaters after them.
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