00:00The hardest problem first-year students face isn't moving away from home.
00:04This is for emergencies.
00:05Booze is not an emergency, neither edibles.
00:08Or balancing our work and social lives.
00:10Hey, baby, no, I don't know how many guys are gonna be there.
00:13It's trying to coexist with your roommate.
00:15Spin the bottle. Cousin edition.
00:21This is my roommate Celeste, and this is me.
00:26If I seem traumatized, it's because I am.
00:30Why'd you stop? Keep singing.
00:33I was wondering what the process is for switching roommates.
00:37Is that my bra and underwear?
00:38I'm having a problem with boundaries.
00:43I would appreciate if you didn't sit on guys' faces in my bed.
00:48That is an incredibly fair request.
00:51At the start of the year, you were inseparable.
00:54We have IDs.
00:59I'm not looking for just a roommate. I'm looking for a ride or die.
01:07Devin, you need to take Alex home.
01:09Yeah, he took something.
01:10Did you get my brother Molly?
01:11You think I drugged your brother?
01:15Hey, baby, I'm still at the party.
01:17I don't know. I don't know. 20 guys. Why are you mad at me?
01:22Middle school, I thought high school was gonna work out.
01:25Devin, wait. Do you mind taking it?
01:27That's kind of brutal.
01:29High school, I thought college was gonna work out.
01:31We're never gonna die!
01:37Honey, you're spiraling. It's gonna be amazing.
01:44You'll see.
01:45You know what would be my worst nightmare?
01:51If you immediately started stringing hundreds of tiny polaroids with the twinkly lights.
01:55So desperate.
01:58It's cute.
02:00Told you this shit was stupid.
02:15AttCause they're jealous you say.
02:16When you think about me, where do you understand?
02:19Get the address for you,?".
02:19Say hi.
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