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Your Friends and Neighbors S01E02
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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than, uh, Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But, um, often I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27Uh, I know you're used to a more, uh, siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but, uh, I gotta tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max! Yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cohn?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45There would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54But, uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, uh, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we worked together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:53I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:08Fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop.
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about, um, $175,000 for it.
03:17There's a strong secondhand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21185, best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:33Uh, it's not new.
03:35Yeah, I know, but it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Yeah, right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou, yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:34You ask for Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:55Oh, uh, sorry, Lipschitz sent me.
05:01I'm Lou.
05:04How do you know Lipschitz?
05:06We just met.
05:08Met where?
05:09In a bar, a synagogue, AA meeting, where?
05:12Oh, his shop.
05:13Uh, I'm just, I'm trying to sell this.
05:18We're going in back, Rocco.
05:20Come on.
05:21Let's have a look.
05:37Go upstairs and watch TV while puppy does business, okay?
05:47Yeah, so my wife just thinks it's too showy.
05:52Too showy?
05:54Well?
05:57Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring?
06:00You're going to buy the watch or you're going to analyze me?
06:01I can do both at the same time.
06:08I'll give you $10,000.
06:09I'll give you $65,000 for it.
06:10Lipschitz was going to give me $185,000.
06:12Then he sent you to me.
06:14You could sell it legit.
06:15You wouldn't be here.
06:20$95,000.
06:23We don't get men like you in here very often.
06:26You're what, a trader, stockbroker, whatever.
06:30The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches.
06:36You assign value out of your ass.
06:38Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks.
06:43Now here you are selling me something you can hold in your hand.
06:47This is new to you.
06:49You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it.
06:55That's not savvy.
06:56That's stupidity.
06:59Maybe it's just desperation.
07:04That's the first honest thing you've said.
07:06Now we can do business.
07:08I'll give you $60,000.
07:11You just said $65,000.
07:12Deal.
07:13You got me back to my original price.
07:16Some negotiator.
07:35A paper shadow in a house of stone.
07:40The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat.
07:46I never knew how far the ride was going to go.
07:50Till I look back at the smoke.
07:54You can't keep up with the Johnson.
07:59Don't want to run for the roses.
08:03I got my pocket full of roses.
08:09Sometimes I wonder why.
08:11Sometimes I wonder why.
08:14I just don't have the Johnson.
08:19Don't want to smell the dying roses.
08:24I got my pocket full of roses.
08:29I don't keep up with the Johnson.
08:35I don't want to see my pocket full of roses.
09:07It's time, bud.
09:11It's time.
09:12Good morning. We're late.
09:14Hey, did you text your dad back?
09:17Are you kidding?
09:18Just text him back, please. For me.
09:21Yeah, fine.
09:23Hey.
09:28Hi, Mom.
09:37My thong has impregnated me.
09:54She's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick.
09:58It was just a selfie.
10:00I shared it with my boyfriend, then he shared it with his friends.
10:03Who?
10:04I dropped out of robotics club.
10:06Tell me what happened.
10:07You can't make me talk.
10:11No, look. He comes downstairs with flowers.
10:13He planted the biggest, sloppiest, most hungiest kiss on me that you've ever experienced in your life.
10:20Mark?
10:22And my mother went off on me, like she usually does.
10:24I guess I just proved her right for, like, a thousandth time.
10:28Well, now, wait a minute.
10:29Can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car?
10:35Yeah.
10:36I know.
10:38Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:41First time I got caught.
10:42Huh.
10:44Did you know the owner of the car?
10:46No.
10:47It wasn't like that.
10:48Why'd you do it then?
10:49I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering what was going through your head.
10:56It's like, it's like, I get so angry.
11:00It's not really angry.
11:01It's more like this energy, and it builds up, and it's just inside me, making me anxious.
11:08And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it.
11:11And if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know?
11:18And then I break a window, a car or something, and it's like, it just seeps out of me, and
11:28I can breathe right again.
11:40We all have a dream, some nirvana we picture, that place we want to get to that will finally
11:45mean we've pulled it off, success, happiness, peace.
11:50For me, it was Westmont Village, with its seven- and eight-figure homes, rolling lawns, and
11:55exclusive clubs.
11:56Come on, Sprinkles.
11:58But I was starting to suspect that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit as the
12:02rest of me.
12:25The Oakwood Country Club.
12:26$100,000 a year buys you the privilege of paying 40% above market for every salad, burger,
12:31coffee, and cocktail they serve.
12:33But if you don't join, it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you.
12:37It's the age-old economics of social extortion.
12:40But seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line with all the other suckers.
12:49Why is she hitting my neck?
12:51Because you're late.
12:55Tennis is my thing.
12:56Can you please just not have him do that?
13:00It wasn't planned, Coop.
13:01We just never know when you're going to show up in the tournament's tomorrow.
13:03She's doing fine.
13:05She needs to get her UTR up to a nine for Princeton to even look at her.
13:09I thought she was at a nine.
13:10She's an eight-seven.
13:12She's doing two consecutive matches with his four or five star recruits at this thing.
13:16Well, how is a basketball player going to help with that?
13:18He was here.
13:20On time.
13:25All right.
13:26Let's go.
13:28Hey.
13:31Hey, Coopstar, bud.
13:32Just trying to help.
13:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:34If I hear if anybody needs their wife fucked, I'll let you know.
13:40All right.
13:40Let's just do some net work, huh?
13:42Coach tells us not to rush the net.
13:45Well, he's right, except when he's not.
13:52Okay, the tournament is tomorrow.
13:53It's not the time.
13:55It's basic tennis.
13:56Come on, let me show you.
13:57Hit it.
13:57Hit it hard.
14:06You okay?
14:08Nice.
14:09Good one.
14:10You punched my boyfriend in the balls.
14:13Okay.
14:14Well, it was still worth it.
14:15Hey, Tori.
14:17Hey, Charles.
14:18Good luck tomorrow.
14:19You too, bitch.
14:23I thought you two were friends.
14:25Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot for an incoming freshman on the tennis team.
14:28Well, look on the bright side.
14:29Maybe she won't get into Princeton.
14:30Maybe I won't.
14:32Now you're just being stupid.
14:35Come on.
14:35Back to the baseline.
14:36Let's go.
14:41From the moment I laid eyes on you, this is what I said.
14:44I said, I see it, and I like it, and I want it.
14:50Yes, I do.
14:52I need it to make me happy.
14:56Oh, baby, yes, I do mean you.
14:59From the moment I laid eyes on you, this is what I said.
15:03I said, our beautiful sight to see.
15:07Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh?
15:10They're fine.
15:13Still early days.
15:15Early days?
15:16He's practically living with you.
15:18What?
15:18No, he isn't.
15:19I send him home all the time.
15:21I'd like to have my bed to myself.
15:23I'll send him to me.
15:24I'll keep him in the garage like a mower.
15:26I'll take him out when I need a little trim.
15:29What does that mean?
15:30Maggie and I joined his job.
15:31Yes, yes.
15:32Great glasses.
15:33Great.
15:35I prefer Equinox.
15:37That's because Mel needs her space, doesn't she?
15:40Shit.
15:41Guys.
15:42What?
15:43Paul's here.
15:46Oh, dear.
15:48Is that the waitress?
15:50Yeah, in the flesh.
15:53Literally, that's all her flesh.
15:54I cannot believe you brought her here.
15:57Should we rule about that?
15:58Fuck her.
15:59Yeah, fuck her.
16:00How old is she?
16:0116, 17?
16:0224.
16:04Her name's Misty.
16:06God.
16:06I was going to guess Savannah.
16:08But Misty Trucks.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Well, you've been to his places.
16:14All his waitresses are some version of her.
16:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:18What?
16:20Present company excluded, of course.
16:23It's fine.
16:24It's fine.
16:25He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that.
16:29Don't even, Sam.
16:30You are hot as fuck.
16:31And when you say you're ready, we're going to set you up with some eligible bachelors.
16:36Oh.
16:37Oh, yeah, Sam.
16:38You're going to have more dick than you know what to do with.
16:40Okay.
16:41What do you know about dick?
16:42Thank you, guys, but, uh, she can have them.
16:47And you can have his money.
16:49Hey.
16:50Hey, here, here.
16:54Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food, good company, and an endless parade
16:59of conspicuous consumerism.
17:01It's not like I'd never noticed, but I guess now I was seeing it differently.
17:07Hey, guys.
17:08How's it going?
17:09Hi, Coop.
17:10Are you joining us?
17:11Uh, unclear.
17:13Have you seen Hunter?
17:14Anybody?
17:14No.
17:15He's around here somewhere.
17:17Jake.
17:17Hey.
17:18Hey.
17:20Fuck.
17:21Hey there, Jake.
17:23How are you, buddy?
17:24Mr. Cooper.
17:25Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:26Sorry about the other day.
17:28You kind of caught me by surprise.
17:29Yeah, I was pretty surprised myself.
17:32Ha, I bet.
17:33Well, I hope there's no lasting damage, and, uh, more importantly, I hope there's no hard
17:40feelings.
17:41Sure, no hard feelings.
17:43Good.
17:43Great.
17:44Come on, sit down.
17:44Have some lunch.
17:45Yeah, Jake, come on.
17:46Let's get you, uh, I'd like it better if you meant it.
17:49Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants on.
17:50Okay.
17:51Understand me?
17:52Come on.
17:53All right.
17:53If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him.
18:00Hi there.
18:01Oh, hey.
18:02How are you?
18:03Well, I'm still mad at you.
18:04I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why.
18:07Oh, fuck.
18:07Hey, hey, I'm kidding.
18:09I'm kidding.
18:09I'm kidding.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:10Sam, come on.
18:12I'm sorry about the other night.
18:13I was preoccupied.
18:14Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer, but Paul brought his damn waitress,
18:17and I'm feeling vulnerable, which is really pissing me off, so, yeah.
18:21Did you see what she was wearing?
18:22You know, I didn't know this.
18:24That's because she's wearing so little of it.
18:26Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon, so I'm gonna give you a pass.
18:30Well, I'll make it worth your while.
18:32Damn right you will.
18:33Hey, girls.
18:34Hey, guys.
18:34How's it going?
18:35Hey.
18:36Hello, ladies.
18:37Hey.
18:37Brad, Jules.
18:38How's it going?
18:39Hey, Coop.
18:40What's new and exciting?
18:41Oh, God.
18:42Same old, same old.
18:42No things at the bank.
18:43Ah, there shouldn't be a few bricks about the raid hikes, but we see the way through.
18:47Please, guys.
18:48Spare us the shop talk.
18:50Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier.
18:51You're looking very strong.
18:52Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper.
18:54I saw Nick hitting with Tori.
18:56You, uh, you bringing the big guns, huh?
18:59Coop is the big gun, honey.
19:01He played for Princeton.
19:03Did I know that?
19:04It was a lifetime ago.
19:06Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again, like last year.
19:10What do you think?
19:11That's the smart money.
19:12Hi.
19:13How are you?
19:15Good morning, everybody.
19:17Happy weekend.
19:18Hey, honey.
19:18How was the pool?
19:20Speaking of smart money, I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview.
19:25Come on, it was a bullshit job.
19:26And that bullshit job could have been yours.
19:28Look, you've been shunned, my friend.
19:30And before you can get back to where you were, you've got to get a foot in the door.
19:33I opened the fucking door.
19:35I'm not going to sink for my supper, Marty.
19:37See if you're saying that, tune in six months.
19:39I think you're just worried about your 5%.
19:41Damn right I am.
19:42Along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me.
19:46I'm just saying.
19:47Yeah, well, I'm just saying that I gotta go.
19:50You just sat down.
19:51I know, I gotta go.
19:52Hey.
19:54Hey, Dad.
19:56Are you high?
19:58No.
20:01Barely.
20:02Unfair.
20:02It's fine.
20:03I just took one hit.
20:04Reign it in.
20:06You are too young for this shit.
20:09Weren't you going to get the drums?
20:12It's a long story.
20:13They're at my house.
20:14Well, can we go get them?
20:16We can use Mom's car.
20:20Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
20:21You know what?
20:22I have an errand to run first, and then we can go get the drums.
20:25Deal.
20:25Okay.
20:26Um, why don't you go and switch cars?
20:32Can you do it?
20:34Oh, she's going to freak out if she thinks I'm high.
20:36Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
20:40Go get it.
20:41Come on.
21:07How'd that go?
21:08Better than expected.
21:09Yeah, here.
21:11You're going to need that.
21:18What the hell is that?
21:19If you've not seen the ass mobile yet, it's Nick's.
21:23He's very proud of it.
21:26I bet.
21:32No, don't.
21:32No, don't.
22:00No, don't.
22:02That'll spark in your love with me Now tell me what
22:08Can you get back? Yes.
22:10Honey?
22:13Hello, hello. Come on in.
22:15We got a new coffee machine.
22:18I'm gonna make us all coffee.
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:23Mom.
22:24No, they didn't kick me out. I'm just asking.
22:26That place was falling apart. We're trying to find her a better place.
22:29So, why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee, thanks, Mom.
22:31Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly the Ritz.
22:34Why would you want to come back here?
22:36I don't have a spare bedroom.
22:37Oh, I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore.
22:42Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just...
22:44No, of course not.
22:47I'm just saying.
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent on screwing up your lives as
22:56well.
22:56Jesus, fuck. Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh, that's me.
23:00We don't have decaf, Ron.
23:01The silver pods are decaf.
23:02No, the blue were.
23:04And we're out.
23:05Oh.
23:06You still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
23:12I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs.
23:15Andy, your coffee?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Dad, I'll get it later.
23:40I saw Bruce and his family at the stop-in shop. He has those two adorable kids. Gorgeous.
23:48Skin tone. It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
23:52That's great, Mom.
23:53Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered. And I just couldn't help thinking how things would
24:00have been if you'd just married him back then.
24:02I would have still been me.
24:04You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story.
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding.
24:08I had a psychotic break.
24:09I know. I'm not blaming you.
24:12Just saying.
24:15Change of plans.
24:16We're leaving.
24:17Okay.
24:18Wait a minute. What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20You couldn't have just fixed up a room. Made her bed.
24:22I was planning on it.
24:24All right.
24:25Come on. Let's go.
24:29I love you, Mom.
24:32Love you, Dad.
24:34Come on.
24:36This way.
24:42No one drank the coffee.
24:53Grandma really sucks.
24:56Buddy, you have no idea.
24:58You can have my room out there.
24:59Well, that's sweet, babe.
25:01But I don't want to invade your space.
25:03It's fine.
25:04I'm not there that much anywhere.
25:12Fuck.
25:22Don't linger in doorways.
25:23It's creepy.
25:26Sorry.
25:27Here.
25:29This is the last of it.
25:30Great.
25:31Thanks.
25:32Look, I'm sorry to have to uproot you like this.
25:34Please. I'll be fine.
25:35I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me
25:37and then we'll get you set up someplace else, all right?
25:39Andy.
25:40You've been taking care of me for years.
25:42Whatever else you think you might have fucked up,
25:44you've always been an above-average brother.
25:47I'd be lost without you.
25:52Oh, God.
26:00Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands.
26:03Um, you gonna be okay here for a while?
26:06I don't need babysitting.
26:07Go.
26:08Live your life.
26:09All right.
26:09Come on.
26:10Clean the shit up.
26:11Put it away.
26:12Come on.
26:1480-some-odd years ago, Herschel Leavitt fled Hitler
26:16and emigrated to the United States,
26:18where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner
26:20in upstate New York, just off the interstate.
26:22By the time his pre-diabetic grandson,
26:24Paul, Samantha's husband, took over the family business,
26:27it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
26:31And now, Herschel's empire,
26:32which fed his family for almost a century,
26:34would fall to the vagaries of New York state divorce law.
26:38All because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
26:41Oh.
26:42Uh...
26:42Hey.
26:45I'm sorry, what the fuck is that?
26:47Oh, that's Nick's.
26:48Yeah.
26:49Pretty tasteful, I think.
26:50And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:52Well, I had to trade cars,
26:53because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
26:55I didn't have time to trade back.
26:56It's...
26:57It's been a day.
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage?
27:01No, I have a better idea.
27:03Ah!
27:05Ah!
27:05Wait.
27:06You touched my ass.
27:09Oh, God.
27:10Oh, God.
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Fuck.
27:15God.
27:16Ah!
27:17Ah!
27:19Ah!
27:20Ah!
27:20I can't...
27:21Fuck!
27:25Fuck!
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
27:28Uh-huh.
27:29So, you left the club pretty fast today.
27:32Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff.
27:34Yeah, everything okay?
27:35Yeah.
27:36It's...
27:37It's all good.
27:39You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
27:42The only bright spot is seeing you, and we have to pretend that nothing's going on.
27:47Yeah, well, I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center of another club controversy.
27:51Oh, God.
27:52No.
27:52Yours is old news already.
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear.
27:55You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels.
27:59And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped.
28:03Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
28:08Well, hate him.
28:09Pity her.
28:10Mm.
28:12And fuck you.
28:14Exactly.
28:17God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
28:20She got in your head, huh?
28:21Oh, yes, I know.
28:22It's so annoying.
28:24Are you heading out?
28:27Well, I thought I could stay the night.
28:31You know, I could leave before the kids got up.
28:34That's a great idea.
28:38We could listen to a podcast.
28:40Oh.
28:41There's this really great one.
28:43Oh, okay.
28:44It's about, um, home organization.
28:48And, um...
28:48Okay.
28:50You, uh, you separate your pots from their lids.
28:53Okay, that's smart.
28:56Yeah.
28:57And then, um, we have a whole room just for the luggage.
29:02Oh.
29:03We could have a luggage room.
29:05That's really convenient.
29:18Okay.
29:35No? Okay.
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine.
29:43Do you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him, you know.
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise.
29:53I know.
29:58And it's okay to miss him.
30:01Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before.
30:04Okay.
30:32I'll see you next time.
31:33Why?
31:45I had to pee.
31:52I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Sure, buddy.
31:59Where we going?
32:01Yeah.
32:01Okay.
32:02Get in bed.
32:03There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay.
32:09Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon.
32:12Where is it?
32:14On the dresser.
32:17Oh.
32:17Yeah.
32:18There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, Belle.
32:25Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy.
32:44Sure.
32:45I'll be right here.
32:45Okay?
32:47I'll be right here.
32:47We'll go.
32:48I'll see.
32:49Okay.
32:50There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these, sitting on the floor in someone else's house in the middle
33:02of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, when I realized how far you could drift away
33:08from your own life without actually going anywhere.
33:28Uh, hello.
33:30Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen.
33:35So, I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding.
33:45I have milk.
33:45I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52So, Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:55Mmm.
33:56I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense.
33:58I mean, you're both attractive and freshly single.
34:02No one's single out here, so it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie.
34:12From what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean, we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy, too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam at my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe,
34:35and I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:41Mm-hmm.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:02How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age.
35:09I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving of your 30s,
35:15starting to feel like a real grown-up.
35:18And then you get older, you realize there aren't a fucking grown-ups,
35:20and you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day drinking in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know, I always figured I was older than you.
35:38You're a terrible liar.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
35:54Mm.
35:59Mm.
36:11Mm.
36:28Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home.
36:31Yes.
36:32I knew that because I knew exactly where they were.
36:40And I knew that.
36:43Because I was supposed to be there, too.
36:57Out.
36:5930, 40.
37:19Bingo.
37:32Hello?
37:37Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank, and she could out-deal and out-drink most of her
37:41male counterparts.
37:43Her husband, Brad, was a New England blue blood whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower.
37:49As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war.
37:54Nice work if you could get it.
37:56Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter
38:00on the tennis court at that exact moment.
38:31I'm going to go to the next one.
38:46The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton and flyback function goes for
38:53upwards of $225,000.
38:55I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:15Out, game, set, match.
39:18Torrey Cooper will advance to the finals.
39:20Hey, hey!
39:21That worked.
39:22Yeah.
39:23There you go.
39:46Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:48They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0930th all.
40:11Good job, baby.
40:13Good job, baby.
40:22Sorry. Sorry, guys.
40:27Sorry. Sorry, guys.
40:30Seriously?
40:31Okay, I know. I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:34You missed two matches.
40:35Something came up, all right?
40:36Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38Are you kidding me? She ate that shit off.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter,
40:43I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me you have to apologize to.
40:51Okay, so can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:0440, 30.
41:06Howdy, girl.
41:19Yeah.
41:20Deuce!
41:22Good to go, Chell.
41:23Nice!
41:31It was a strange new feeling being around someone
41:34when you had just been in their house going through their things.
41:37When you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket
41:40and they had no idea.
41:42If I'm being honest, I wasn't hating it.
41:52Yes!
41:53Yes, yes, yes!
41:53Yes!
41:54Yes!
41:55Yes!
41:55Yes!
41:55Hey, set, back!
41:56Atta girl!
41:58Woo!
41:59Yes, yes, yes, yes!
42:02Who rushed the men?
42:04Eh, it's basic tennis.
42:05Hmm.
42:06Mhmm.
42:06Yeah, come here.
42:10it's not like I thought petty larceny was any kind of solution to my problems
42:14but Lou had handed me 65 grand with no questions asked and in my current
42:18situation it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment
42:22hey brocco right Lou here
42:29yeah someone's asking for you
42:32nah it's that white guy looks like he brushes his hair a lot
42:45okay
42:55the negotiator nice to see you again
43:05we shot you
43:08very fancy
43:13your wife making you sell this one too
43:15I'm divorced no shit
43:21let me guess you lost the papers for this one too
43:27go home negotiator what no papers no deal thought you told me you could move this
44:01stuff now I'm telling you quit while you're ahead
44:03who are you kidding put down the goddamn knife and get out of my shop
44:13you can walk away or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did
44:23all right Lou look I'm fucking sorry Lou okay I'm sorry it's my mother doing it
44:28now tell me you won't be back
44:31come on Lou
44:32say the words Donnie
44:40I won't be back you walk in here again you leave with a big hole in you you understand
44:52yeah yeah you're a disgrace Donnie
45:10you're still here
45:17hey look I'm gonna bind here no you're not you only think you are I can't help you
45:25look you can name your price
45:31do I have to ask Rocco to show you out
45:52fuck
46:04it's Lou I'm sending you a plate number
46:09get me everything you can on this guy
46:38come on
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