In **Season 1, Episodes 3-4** of **Bait**, the suspense intensifies as the characters dive deeper into the tangled web of betrayal and deception. These episodes explore the complex dynamics of trust, survival, and vengeance as the characters confront dark truths, making difficult decisions that could change everything. With gripping plot twists and high-stakes drama, this action-packed series continues to captivate viewers with its thrilling storylines, tense atmosphere, and unforgettable moments. Fans of crime dramas and psychological thrillers will find these episodes full of unexpected revelations and emotional depth.
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00:10I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me, because it's Eid, so I've
00:14got to stick with family.
00:14Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do what the shiz long
00:18you created.
00:18Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and routine.
00:22I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:25Okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy, other people think you're insane.
00:28This could cost you the role.
00:30Oh, fuck.
00:34Saju, how many of you are doing this?
00:36Mommy, have you met Felicia?
00:37This is the team.
00:38Oh, this is your agent.
00:42Mommy, remember I said to wait in a car and I'm going to get the suite?
00:45No, don't give me the suite.
00:48Felicia.
00:48Zafika.
00:49Farron.
00:50Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
00:52Well, now only auntie's waiting for you.
00:53It's very disgraceful.
00:54Felicia, you're going to get him the job.
00:56Yes.
00:57If he kills me.
00:59Shaji is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:01Okay.
01:01When he was a little boy, he used to say, Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shaji?
01:06Oh, how specific?
01:07I don't remember that.
01:08Yeah.
01:10Oh, look, he's got the mid-time.
01:11I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:12Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:13Bye, I'm so sorry.
01:14You don't know if you're a black lady.
01:20Sorry.
01:21You are a black lady.
01:22I know.
01:26What the fuck is this?
01:27You tell me.
01:34Oh, you know what?
01:35I can't get into this right now.
01:36Okay, listen, none of this, none of this matters, okay?
01:39No one reads the fucking news.
01:40However, this is a big problem.
01:44The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
01:47Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000
01:51followers and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
01:55Assaulted?
01:56This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
01:59It was a kind of straight pain, Shah.
02:01Yeah, you know what I'd say.
02:02I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:04Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:05Okay, good.
02:05All right, so how are you going to do?
02:07Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:09On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:12Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:14My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:16That's on me.
02:17I can't be dealing with this.
02:18I have to be with the fan today.
02:19I have to make it right.
02:20This is about your career, Shah.
02:22Your credibility in your community for the people that you see are doing all of this for.
02:30Is it your most followers of me?
02:31Shah!
02:33I'm Shah Latif here.
02:35Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
02:37I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
02:40You might have heard about it or seen it.
02:42Well, I lived it.
02:43And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all.
02:46I was acting out of sheer instinct.
02:50Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
02:54And I would never take it for granted.
02:56And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:00community.
03:01And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way, hurts me deeply.
03:06You good, yeah?
03:07Yeah, I'm good, yeah.
03:10So, you've come to visit us lonely villagers.
03:14Oxford educated.
03:15But no sense.
03:17Why did you attack that young man?
03:18Don't listen to him.
03:19Come, let's take a selfie.
03:22And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
03:26and to make it right.
03:29Should have won black.
03:31It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
03:36Eve is my day.
03:37It belongs to all Muslims.
03:38But me.
03:39It's mine.
03:40And she took it.
03:41You know one thing she doesn't have?
03:43What?
03:44Her son, Salim, you know, golden boy.
03:48I stood to buy a big shot.
03:50Always trying to compete with you.
03:52Bad shot.
03:53Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
03:55Don't talk, Felty.
03:59Orbital?
04:00She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:03Even me can be the stars of the show.
04:05We just...
04:06Come on.
04:08You worried about what Norti Naila thinks?
04:09Nangi Naila.
04:10Nangi Naila.
04:13She always shows skin because she's got no style.
04:16Where is she?
04:17She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
04:34Samina.
04:35He's Mubarak.
04:36He's Mubarak.
04:38So happy you could come.
04:40So we decided to co-host this year.
04:42This part of you, Kamal, did you, Tahira?
04:44But you know Naila, how do you deal with her?
04:47She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:48She doesn't have to deal with her.
04:49She doesn't have to do the decoration.
04:50She's a penthouse.
04:53The Quran says charity is a blessing.
04:55Please eat it in the garden.
04:57Eid Mubarak.
04:59Eid Mubarak.
05:05Eid Mubarak.
05:06Eid Mubarak.
05:07Thanks for coming.
05:08Hello ladies.
05:10Eid Mubarak.
05:11Eid Mubarak.
05:12Eid Mubarak.
05:13He doesn't have to be in the garden.
05:15In Saint-Si.
05:17Now he has passed.
05:18You are the eldest.
05:19No, thank you.
05:20I'm fine standing.
05:22Baba.
05:22Go you a favor.
05:23Don't tell me, yeah?
05:24Is that how you're going to kill us, Bon?
05:26By raising the blood sugar?
05:29Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
05:31Maybe that's enough.
05:34Maybe, yeah, maybe.
05:35Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
05:36Something with Mehra Khan in it.
05:38No, no.
05:38You're doing a guru vidra.
05:46I'm going to talk to you.
05:54Sure, good first try, good first try.
05:56But I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:00First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry.
06:02Which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:04He's buff, no?
06:05Keith says he's gone mental.
06:07Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:08Sorry, can you in my focus, please?
06:10This is the latest.
06:12Well, this guy likes you.
06:17Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop.
06:20You said community like ten times.
06:22It feels like you're begging it.
06:24Maybe down the brow.
06:26I don't get it.
06:26What is a problem?
06:27That looks tough, man.
06:29I'm 22, mate.
06:30What were you trying to get wiped out?
06:32Get it to me sooner rather than later.
06:34This is not going away.
06:36Hi, everyone.
06:37Charlotte Eiff here.
06:38Now, last night at the King's Museum,
06:40a brother and I came into conflict.
06:43I should not have reacted the way that I did.
06:45And the brother in question, perhaps,
06:48should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he did.
06:52Ruba is a community-led...
06:54It's not fucking community-led.
06:56The fact is, we're all in this together.
06:58And in the future,
06:59I promise to use my platform not to lash out,
07:01but to reach out.
07:04Bro.
07:05Ruba is full.
07:07You want some chai or something?
07:10No.
07:11Ruba.
07:11Bro, we good?
07:12I'm good.
07:13Are you good?
07:13Yeah, I'm good, bro.
07:14We good.
07:15I'm good.
07:15Are you good?
07:16Yeah, I'm good.
07:16I'm good then.
07:18Ruba, not Ruba.
07:19What are you doing?
07:19Trying to focus, man.
07:20You are distracting me.
07:22All right.
07:23Yes.
07:23Yo, they got them little laddus over there
07:25with the pink and green balls on it.
07:26You want them?
07:26Big man, please.
07:27I don't want laddus right now, okay?
07:29I just want to concentrate.
07:30Aren't you supposed to be holding on his hand?
07:33Oh, yeah.
07:33Shit.
07:34In a bit, yeah?
07:35Don't bring me no laddus.
07:36We'll go for that.
07:37Oh, I got the time.
07:39Leave the baby.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:41I got the child.
07:42Hey.
07:44Yeah, I got it.
07:44It's only gone.
07:45It's only gone.
07:45You came in?
07:46Where have you been?
07:47I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
07:49Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
07:51So if I just die standing here alone...
07:54Please.
07:54Please don't do this now.
07:55You left me.
07:56I'm sorry.
07:57I'm sorry.
07:58Salim!
07:58My Salim is coming.
08:05Salim!
08:06Salim!
08:06My child!
08:09Salim!
08:15Salim!
08:37Look Mr. Thubai.
08:39Look at him, the dancing monkey
08:41doing his mother's dirty bidding,
08:43making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
08:45Look.
08:46No, he's not money.
08:46That was a joke that I just made.
08:50Oh, look at that fresh spray.
08:52Zulfi, weakest of us all.
08:54Okay.
08:54I'm good, man.
08:55I'm good.
08:56Don't leave, Shahjuh, she's coming.
08:57Don't leave.
08:58Can I borrow your money for a minute?
09:00I need my co-host in the kitchen.
09:02Okay, we're just going to...
09:03Okay, okay.
09:04No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
09:09Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
09:12It's the retention of the customer base
09:13after that discount period, you know?
09:15It's off the charts.
09:16People want more community-driven rides, she helps.
09:18Yes, Salim.
09:19Yes.
09:20What are you saying, bro?
09:20Yes, look at this guy.
09:22You good?
09:22Yeah.
09:23Come, join us, man.
09:24Join us.
09:24I've always been doing that anyway.
09:25Yeah, I got you some logos, bro.
09:27Thank you, thank you.
09:28So I never got your number.
09:29How you been?
09:30I've been good, bro.
09:30Yeah?
09:31You've been breaking shit.
09:33What do you mean by that?
09:35Glass ceilings.
09:37Try it, man, try it.
09:38And I got his arm.
09:40It's just a fracture.
09:41Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about
09:43before you got here.
09:44Yeah.
09:45You know, our number of drivers are growing.
09:46By the day, we'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
09:49Move, bro!
09:50Sick idea, innit?
09:51I've been there from day one, I remember.
09:52Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
09:54Gus Smith is so proud.
09:54And you know what's amazing?
09:55He's always been an entrepreneur.
09:57If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
10:04Just out of interest, what was your credit situation
10:06with the criminal record and everything?
10:08No problems whatsoever.
10:09No issues.
10:10And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling mall.
10:14It's not just five-bit of island disorder.
10:15It was.
10:16It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
10:17No way, he's a ride or die and he was there for me.
10:19Any credit issues, though?
10:20No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
10:24So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
10:27Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series A.
10:32You see this conversation here?
10:33This is, in fact, the closest he's been to the business.
10:37Right?
10:38In fact, obviously, it's too close.
10:40Okay, give me back my dildos then.
10:44Even for me personally, the most important quality by Amruba is, in fact, the quality of the relationships.
10:51We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
10:54That's fake.
10:56Get the fuck off me, bro.
10:58I don't know.
11:01And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer services.
11:03It's my thing.
11:04That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
11:06That's what we do best, hospitality.
11:07That's our culture.
11:08One might say, the Muslim way of doing business.
11:11I love the idea.
11:12I'm going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
11:14Well, you're taking this.
11:16You're trying to get investment from Dubai.
11:20Yeah, okay.
11:21Yeah.
11:22You good?
11:23No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the, you know, all like, with the,
11:27but, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, man?
11:30He ain't going to let you in, bro.
11:31You don't want to go there, man.
11:32I'm all in, yeah?
11:33Remember that.
11:37He was disrespectful.
11:38He referred to your quiff like that.
11:39There was no need.
11:40It looks good.
11:42Shah, got your second apology.
11:44Yeah, that's not going to work.
11:45First of all, what was up with that background?
11:48If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich asshole.
11:51Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
11:54Oh, the first class interzaim kiya, Naila.
11:58Sano se tum si is he kha.
12:00Next year, he does back at yours, no?
12:01No, absolutely, yes.
12:03Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
12:06Taira, bura mat mano.
12:08Sab kush teik hai, karme.
12:11Ha?
12:12Kiyo?
12:13No, kush nahi.
12:14Just because, uh, I was watching him today.
12:17I was worried for him.
12:21For all of you.
12:22It's so much pressure.
12:23Naila, that's very kind of you to worry.
12:25Naila, I see a bit of your sister in him.
12:35Does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to?
12:38He has me.
12:39Rukaiya had you too.
12:40But she needed more help, na?
12:43Ar bichariya anykodi khok.
12:45She doesn't know anything.
12:46She was...
12:46Naila, please.
12:48It's all good.
12:49My son is going to be the next James Bond.
12:51We all couldn't be more proud.
12:54Samana mudal ga hai, Taira.
12:57It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
12:59Really?
13:00Yeah.
13:00Good.
13:03It's all good.
13:05First class.
13:06It's all good.
13:58Shah, we need that apology.
14:01We're running out of time.
14:02I've literally written it out for you.
14:04Just find a quiet, neutral room.
14:06Record it and send it back now.
14:08Before it's too fucking late.
14:09Okay?
14:13For fuck's sake.
14:32Mind interacting so much?
14:35Yeah.
14:36A conversation.
14:39can you fucking close the door please thank you is this like you two i like her texting wow so
14:47how long has this been going on six months three months okay so this is this is nothing can we
14:52please not do this in front of charles i'm sure i'm not gonna tell anyone come here can we not
14:55do this in front of charles i came here for you but i never asked you to did i well
14:59i asked me to
15:00i never calm down i never fucking asked you to and this this whole thing you're doing here this
15:04is what i'm talking about this is the whole problem just to clarify you didn't come in to
15:06steve's also doing for the thing no yes does he know by the way oh no no fuck's sake well
15:11yeah
15:11he's gonna find out now i'm not gonna say anything i've got your back i've got your back look we
15:16don't
15:16have to tell anyone let's just be real about what this is because this is this is something right
15:20me and you both know it what does that even mean bro you you live a million miles away okay
15:26you have
15:27a whole life you have fucking house keys car keys so so many keys okay i have one key i
15:33can give you
15:33keys i don't want your keys okay i want mine yo can i just step in here for a minute
15:37offer maybe a
15:38different perspective from my own more mature experience yeah i want an honest answer from
15:42both of you okay all right all right now let's say let's say you've been texting there's some
15:49emotional ambiguity about where you both stand all right yeah you can relate right you send a message
15:55a heartfelt one instead of it going green it goes gray what does that mean to you it means you're
16:03blocked fuck off really yeah let me just show you this okay i'm gonna ask you to leave now
16:09okay no no no don't say anything to anyone i'm chill
16:27uh with say gone who will lead the prayer
16:30pasha okay but he recites beautifully but i think i should lead
16:34i will you seated i won't be seated i think about it let someone else lead
16:40listen you ass wipes i can run circles around you idiots i will lead
16:51by so desperately pursuing the role of bond an icon of the white establishment
16:56charlatif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction and so he joins a long line
17:01of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor he's somehow liberating all of us
17:05and he puts a filter on his imdb pic to look more white
17:19allahu akbar allahu akbar la ilaha illa allah allahu akbar
17:31hey charlatif here i was involved in an incident last night at the king's museum that was both
17:36unfortunate and avoidable and i'm deeply sorry
17:39you fucking thing
17:47charlatif here last night at the king's museum i fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
17:52and apparently i'm the one who has to apologize
17:58allahu akbar
17:59hi charlatif here literally nothing to apologize for trying to save my career
18:03and my life so i'll fuck you and your little tiktok you little
18:11so i'm gonna fly
18:13so i'll kill you
18:13my ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ“
18:14so i'll wait
18:37Hello?
18:40Yeah, is this Sid?
18:42Uh, yeah. Hi.
18:43Hi, this is Shah Latif.
18:46Is it? Actually?
18:48Yeah, it is actually. Bro, I just want to say,
18:51I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
18:56No excuses. I was banging out of order.
19:01I just don't know what came over me.
19:02I really hope you can find it in your heart to...
19:07Please forgive me.
19:08Yo, I appreciate this, man.
19:11Like, I really do.
19:12I was going to call my lawyers,
19:14but then the fact you called, man...
19:16Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
19:18I can't tell you how much this means, man.
19:20Legit.
19:23Well...
19:24Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
19:26Like, in a recording?
19:29Sorry?
19:30I need the engagement, bro.
19:32Right. I mean, I guess so.
19:35Nice, man.
19:36Appreciate it.
19:37Alright. Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
19:39Just remember, keep the bid under 90 for the algorithm.
19:44How will it do?
19:45Alright, safe.
19:58What is this?
19:59What is this?
20:01What is this?
20:02What is this?
20:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:03What's the problem?
20:04What happened?
20:06You fell.
20:07I was praying on a chair already.
20:09You want to sit down?
20:11Yeah.
20:12Oh, well, how's your breathing?
20:14You okay?
20:15Why didn't you sit him down?
20:16Well, now you want to be involved.
20:17What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
20:18I'm doing something inside.
20:19It's for yourself.
20:19Don't come at me.
20:20You always fucking want to be the hero, and you're never around.
20:22Alright, alright.
20:23Come down, mate.
20:24Baba?
20:25Do you care?
20:26Is anyone getting any water?
20:27Yeah.
20:28I'm going to get a blanket or something.
20:32Are you good, bro?
20:34Brother?
20:34Are you good?
20:36Are you dumb?
20:37He's a fucking diabetic,
20:38and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
20:40Shabbat, beta.
20:41Alright, alright, alright.
20:42Should I just fuck off again, yeah?
20:43He's better when I'm not around.
20:44That's what you're saying.
20:45No, no, he's not my dad.
20:45He's your dad.
20:46Shadu.
20:47Huh?
20:47Shadu.
20:48You know what?
20:48You think you're a fucking bad man.
20:50Oh.
20:50Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
20:52How the fuck are you going to help your people
20:53if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
20:55Hey, bro.
20:57It's okay, bro.
20:57He's just crying about last night, bro.
20:59What?
20:59You came in to take me.
21:00You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
21:01I thought you were giving out your little business cards.
21:02That's some sweaty old minicap driver.
21:04Shut up.
21:04Blow it, blow it, bro.
21:05He's a leech, man.
21:06He's been leeching off me my whole life.
21:08Why are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
21:09Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
21:11He's trying to chirp his little sister.
21:13What?
21:13Only chertzing.
21:14I love her.
21:15Alright, what the fuck, man?
21:16Are you fucking, are you mad?
21:18Listen, don't listen to him.
21:19He's lost the fucking plot.
21:20He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
21:21What?
21:22What freezer?
21:22In the garage, and he's been talking to it.
21:24You talking to a pig's head?
21:25What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:26What if I have?
21:27Better listener than any of you lot.
21:28That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
21:30I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
21:31Hey, enough!
21:34Hello, Shaju.
21:37Why are you saying the girl to me?
21:39No, no, I'm asking.
21:40Why is he saying that to me?
21:41Baba, what did I do?
21:41What did I do?
21:42I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
21:43I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
21:45Will you lot judge me?
21:46Huh?
21:47Why are you fucking touching me?
21:48Don't touch me.
21:49Shh.
21:49I'm trying to change the world.
21:50Alright?
21:51So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking.
21:55Peter Paki, look at me.
21:56Get the fuck out of here, boss.
21:58I don't have a problem, my mate.
21:59She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
22:00Shut up!
22:03Shut up!
22:04Shut up!
22:37You ready?
22:40You ready?
22:51great and some not oh thank you enjoy your meal let us know if you would like anything else
22:55oh my god yasmin what the fuck what are you doing here what are you doing here
23:18oh yeah you um come here every year or need don't you i totally forgot you forgot yeah yeah i'm
23:25just
23:25here i'm just picking up some food right what a coincidence actually um do you mind if i
23:35what's happening i just told you i'm just gonna pick up some food on the other side of london
23:40at 9 30. on eid yeah don't eat that why not you won't like it i think i know it's
23:48chicken not lamb
23:51why would you get the chicken trying new things is that okay no it'd be weird because the lamb's
23:56a signature okay so you're here because of the article can we stop pretending
24:01i'm sorry what article are you being serious right now i'm sorry if i missed your what is it
24:07with an article that sounds fun tell me about it you're doubling down on this right
24:12dude you know how it's like i've got busy you're busy well i'm sure you're not fixated on everything
24:16that i'm doing this is a strong take i gotta hand it to you i don't know what you mean
24:20it sounds like
24:20you think i'm like killing myself to be something that i'm not and you memorized it that's sad
24:26who's that oh you're sad i'm not sad i've been having a great time i've been swapping out
24:30uh political art for vanilla destruction can you stop which is my article please and it's not even
24:35about you actually oh it's not about me full disclosure charlotte and i know one another
24:40and have spent time together socially is that how you're going to describe our relationship
24:45well that's how you describe the relationship and you calm down these people are not your audience
24:49you're ruining their dinner and mine this is revenge porn man this is revenge porn
24:53dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture think piece is it revenge porn if you're
24:58fucking yourself over yeah yeah actually it is that's a subgenre of revenge porn yeah it is it
25:03doesn't matter what kind of point delete that now delete that or i'll break your fucking nose with
25:07it yes and the deleted pics folder what do you think i'm fucking thick isn't that what you want
25:13and that's not a private language here you idiot dude can you delete it i wanted a selfie you can
25:18talk to me i'm very approachable okay yeah thank you dude enjoy your milkshake thank you yeah show
25:23what are you doing are you kidding me enjoy your little fan come on man let's take it have you
25:27paid is she paid yes i paid well another dramatic one okay look look time out please i just want
25:31to
25:31talk excuse me after all this time can we just have a chat it's not right man it's not right
25:38what are you doing are you kidding me i don't know what are you doing are you kidding me i
25:42don't know
25:42what are you doing is that is that is that is that a back door where's the back door i
25:47think they're here for
25:48me right anyone fine thanks i'll find it myself wait sorry is there an exit go away go away
26:24okay sorry i want to be there all wrong i just wanted to see the last bit wasn't my fault
26:30come on now that was crazy you're crazy me oh you knocked three people out just by staring
26:38if you ever need uh a job i could do with security if you think that was fine you have
26:43some serious
26:44issues but then you know book club for one what kind of heat is that huh how about your heat
26:48what
26:49crossing london to stalk your ex you need help no i do and and you did help me and i'm
26:55grateful
26:55because it shows that you care i do care well it's all beautiful they do you know what yeah
27:01yeah i'll buy a rose well i should be thanking you right no please what how much are those five
27:08for you okay that's a bit steep i'll do 250 for her you're embarrassing yourself oh that isn't that
27:12that's not the first time i would have done that for you though is it
27:15i don't need a rose from you you don't need anything from anyone no just not from you
27:19actually my life's pretty great okay if it's great lend me five pounds and i'll buy you a rose
27:23and i'm gonna stop and scratch five pounds expensive
27:28you know if you knew me at all you know i hate roses
27:33i i remember that i just you gotta love the gesture huh
27:37you love the gesture guys guys why don't you come in for the best curry on brick lane
27:4020% off for the lovely couple eh we're not a couple but we used to be you met my
27:44family
27:45yeah i did actually and you know what he made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first
27:50time when i met his dad well not in a funder way just my dad's a bit of a like
27:53no pervy uncle
27:54mate listen she was making out like i would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating
27:58yeah she put all her cultural and family issues on me just because i'm brown that's racist isn't it
28:02isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neo-colonial mi6 agent but if i
28:06paid him he wouldn't be white would he yeah but you would be guys i've got an idea why don't
28:10you
28:10go to my cousin's restaurant across the road i think that's better for you don't you want to hear
28:14about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening a date that was not a date she
28:19was a world colleague that i brought she was shit in your mango tree flop guessing it wasn't enough
28:23to snog her on screen good for the career to be spotted out and about with her god forbid anything
28:27come for that okay okay hadn't we broken up by then char that night was about me okay and also
28:33taking a break isn't the same as breaking up okay so then how exactly would you define how we
28:37come on fuck what i left my bag at the restaurant okay do you um you have to go back
28:43there now
28:44i have my passport in it and i'm leaving tomorrow argentina what why are you going to argentina
28:49wait someone's taken it but my airports are moving fuck oh shit you don't want to catch
28:56on foot we need a cabinet oh wait taxi oh i need to get it back that's gone listen can
29:03you just
29:03just let me help just trust me for once i don't know come on come on come on come on
29:13come on come on
29:13come on yeah yeah yeah seriously hey mate listen can you give us a lift yeah okay yeah how fast
29:20is this
29:20you're not that fast faster than walking on it oh yeah it's a bike if you annoy me i will
29:27ditch you
29:27oh you always say that but you're still here yeah well i'm leaving the country tomorrow aren't i
29:31hey this is an emergency can you follow this dog yeah all right auntie i got you auntie you're
29:38definitely gonna get to all right listen it's gonna be fine what's an argentina funding came through
29:43for my doc the ship record come on proud of you man i don't mean that the patronizing well it
29:52was a
29:53little bit patronizing no seriously i wish there were more local entries about shipwrecks
30:07your dad is more um her than fondo i appreciate you saying that he would have killed to have me
30:15in
30:15your family i would have liked to kill him i'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that
30:19what the
30:20fuck you're doing chill out mate how is he he's not good no it's not um yeah he's not good
30:38i think my whole family hates me they probably do
30:52that's not shut up
30:57come on that's crazy of all the tunes that's wild
31:06i can make you turn it up
31:09better turn it up for your auntie i'll get an auntie with a rabies
31:13i can make it all clearer
31:18don't pretend you're all bad you're feeling
31:22fly so hard that you can't conceal it
31:26whatever you feel inside
31:28i can make you feel
31:29is it here somewhere around there maybe it's in the diner over there in there
31:34you know
31:38thanks yeah 10 off your next ride leaving tomorrow well when you get back then not coming back
31:43what do you mean i'm coming back it doesn't matter
31:45what do you mean by that
31:47okay money jolly no man nice one
31:53what do you mean you're not coming back
31:56it's here
31:59okay okay um yeah i think is that down there on the left yeah hurry up it takes weeks to
32:05get a new passport
32:06don't worry we're gonna get it wait i think it is
32:09it's like behind it
32:10it's this one here
32:16hi
32:17hi
32:18hi
32:19welcome to the glow up
32:2025 head
32:21oh all i'd like to pay please
32:23but i don't know my wallet or phone so
32:26how's this become an expensive date for me
32:32and here are your putty bags
32:36down the corridor on the right
32:37thank you
32:38all right okay
32:39so what were the four exactly
32:41uh it's a bum bag
32:42okay what kind of bum bag
32:44just a bag
32:45all right
32:46neon
32:47pink and yellow
32:48wait is this the one that i got you
32:50yeah
32:51awww
32:52all right relax
32:53what no we shouldn't be too hard to find right
32:55yeah it's convenient it's a useful size bag
32:57okay okay
32:58okay
33:01awww
33:02i'm sharp
33:06it might be a bit tricky
33:08oh shit
33:10um
33:11i'm never gonna find my bag in here
33:12whoa aren't you forgetting something
33:15so what
33:16check your goodie bag mate
33:17can't let you on the dance floor like that
33:21oh with that pain
33:23all right um
33:25fuck it
33:26um
33:27i'm not really
33:28i'm shit at this kind of
33:29sit down i'll do it
33:33whoa whoa whoa whoa be nice
33:36be nice
33:37when am i not nice
33:40as much as you want to um
33:42humiliate me
33:44remember whose passport will you
33:46don't rush the artist
33:47please
33:53or look into her soul
33:59you
33:59why'd you get rid of the nose ring
34:01um
34:02i don't know
34:03you look so much fitter with that nose ring man
34:06fuck you
34:06what i'm just saying
34:07took the attention away from that
34:09cold dead look in your eyes
34:11probably around the same time as you um
34:13started losing half your hair
34:14you know um
34:15fitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone
34:17so
34:17i know you bro
34:18so if you need some money for a hair transplant
34:20and saki you just let me know
34:21well i'm fine you know i just take all my self-loathing
34:23and i'm rubbing all my scalp everyday
34:25so thanks for chopping me up on self-loathing
34:27next time i see you
34:27next time i see you
34:29you're gonna have shaved your head and you're gonna tell me it's for a role
34:32or
34:32or
34:32because i'm gonna have a really secret sad illness
34:34that you're gonna be
34:35so upset about all the time you spend together now that i'm dead
34:38yeah
34:38yeah
34:38death guilty
34:39yeah
34:40that's a straight up auntie move
34:41it is
34:42sorry did that trigger you
34:43sorry does that turn you on
34:45i know
34:46i know
34:46i'll see you later
34:47i know
34:47i know
35:20i know
35:23i know
35:23i know
35:26that i know
35:43what is
35:44i know
35:44i
35:49you having fun oh yeah i'm actually i'm having fun let me be looking for a bag yeah i'm looking
35:56as well all right i'm always looking don't worry you're not a bad either in the end not the worst
36:06what are you looking at me for i don't have it
36:30gotta go to the bathroom yeah
36:59you don't have the bones to eat
37:02are you fucking mad
37:06not the first time i remember to lose my mind
37:17oh
37:31oh
37:33oh
37:35oh
37:36oh
37:36oh
37:36oh
37:36oh
37:36oh
37:36oh
37:42oh
37:44oh
37:44oh
37:46oh
37:48oh
37:50oh
38:05Hey.
38:07Hey.
38:12Did you find it?
38:14No.
38:18No.
38:19No.
38:20No.
38:20No.
38:21No.
38:21No.
38:23I just want to say, what you're doing,
38:25you're halfway across the world on your own.
38:29It's amazing.
38:30You're fearless.
38:31I've always admired that about you.
38:33Thanks.
38:39So, where are you going to live?
38:41In a flat or something?
38:43Yeah, I found a place near the offices.
38:44Okay, great.
38:45Is it like a good neighborhood?
38:49I'm just saying a woman out there on our own.
38:52I can take care of myself.
38:53I know, I know, I know.
38:54The Spanish is kind of shit,
38:55so you're going to need someone to...
38:57What are you doing?
38:58What am I doing?
39:00I'm looking for your passports,
39:01and I'm having a little bit of a race.
39:03What?
39:05Found the bag, didn't you?
39:08No.
39:11What?
39:11Yeah, you did, you psycho.
39:14What are you talking about?
39:15You just said passports with a fucking S.
39:17Where are they?
39:18Where are they?
39:18Fine, fine, fine.
39:22Oliver Winthrop?
39:24Fucking Winthrop, man.
39:25And I'm the one trying to be white.
39:27Yeah, okay.
39:27Leave me the bag.
39:28Fuck off.
39:46Hey.
39:49Hey.
39:49Hey.
39:49Hey.
39:49Hey, why did you lie to me?
39:50I didn't fucking lie to you.
39:51You didn't tell me you got a boyfriend.
39:52Why do you think I'm here?
39:54You're the one that lied about the passports.
39:56Okay.
39:57Alright, then I'll be honest now.
39:58I am not here for your fucking article, okay?
40:00I'm here.
40:00I'm here for you.
40:01Look, I'm here for you.
40:03Because I miss you.
40:05I miss us.
40:08Okay?
40:08Okay.
40:10I'll admit that.
40:12Now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird that you didn't
40:17want to tell me about your boyfriend.
40:18How long?
40:19A year.
40:19A year that you're moving to another country tomorrow?
40:22Yeah.
40:23I mean, there's something.
40:24I've got cold feet.
40:26This is a fucking big decision.
40:28Okay, so you've got cold feet.
40:29Yeah, okay.
40:30But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London.
40:33Am I out here running around with you?
40:35Why is that?
40:36Hmm?
40:37But he's fucking great.
40:38He's really great and he loves me.
40:40And he's reliable and he's there for me.
40:43So, I don't know.
40:45I don't know.
40:56Do you want to know what it's like?
40:57Hmm.
41:00Doing the dirty work.
41:04Fighting everybody.
41:06Hmm.
41:06And being a nobody.
41:09I...
41:11I don't live with myself.
41:13I live with whoever they need me to be.
41:20And if I don't know who I am,
41:22it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
41:28Are you acting?
41:31No.
41:32There's like...
41:33lines.
41:34They're all lines, but the feeling is honest.
41:40You're insane.
41:49Please don't go.
41:56Take care.
41:57Okay?
42:40I have never been able to be gone.
42:41But...kers
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