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The Great Indian Kapil Show S04E24
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00:00:33Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Kapi Show.
00:00:37Krippiya.
00:00:39Krippiya, Virajman.
00:00:42Thank you very much.
00:00:43Today I didn't give a lot of attention in my clothes.
00:00:45Why?
00:00:46Because today we are going to come.
00:00:48All of them are in front of us.
00:00:49These are two style icons.
00:00:52Whatever they do, they become the style.
00:00:54These are such a kind of Hindi cinema.
00:00:57They don't know how to speak.
00:00:58They don't know how to speak.
00:01:00Please welcome, Madhuri Dixit and Mr. Jacky Shram.
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00:02:35Jagu Dada, Madri ji, you are very happy. What are you feeling?
00:02:40I'm talking about this right now, that their style has all changed.
00:02:44Yes
00:02:47Now, let's go out of the tree that you have written.
00:02:51Let's go out, let's go out.
00:02:52Their eyes are on the right side of their eyes.
00:02:56Hi, hi, hi.
00:02:57Their eyes are on the right side of their eyes.
00:03:00Yes, and they are on the right side of their eyes.
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00:04:46What is the matter? I am the Maduri Dixit.
00:05:40All my love to you, Dr. Nene. You got a lovely lady.
00:05:46There are a lot of things in the industry that happened because of the Maduri Dixit.
00:05:49Anil Kapoor was the one who saw Maduri Dixit.
00:05:54Come, brother. Please, come.
00:05:58Brother, you look so handsome, wearing a hat.
00:06:05So, come on in the car or come on in the car?
00:06:09Good, it was great.
00:06:11That's a great story.
00:06:13I don't know the car in the car, I don't know the car.
00:06:16Because the one who is getting to get to the car is important.
00:06:18So, who will put the car on the car?
00:06:20Who will put the car on the car?
00:06:22I won't say anything later.
00:06:32Yes.
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00:07:14So, what is the trade saying?
00:07:21Yes.
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00:07:57We had a lot of trees, like apple, plum, strawberries,
00:08:02garlic, mint, tomatoes.
00:08:05And when you take a plant from your own,
00:08:08it's really fun.
00:08:11And I want to tell you that today's episode,
00:08:13which is not sponsored by Ministry of Environment.
00:08:16We're talking about our own heart.
00:08:18Because we also think that this should happen in the moment.
00:08:22Juggudada and Maduri Ji have made many films in the same time.
00:08:28They have made many films in the same time.
00:08:31They have made many films in the same time.
00:08:31When you saw Juggudada and Maduri,
00:08:33what was your impression on your mind?
00:08:35I remember the first time I saw them.
00:08:37I was doing a small song for karma.
00:08:40We were on Juggudada, Anil Ji.
00:08:45Both were watching me in a corner.
00:08:48Okay.
00:08:51I was so nervous.
00:08:53I was so nervous, because I was very new.
00:08:55And there was a small song in my film.
00:08:58And you and Shri Devi Ji are watching the song
00:09:02and then they imagine themselves.
00:09:04I will tell you that this is what I saw the first time.
00:09:08I saw it.
00:09:09Saroj Khan Ji, our famous man.
00:09:12They told him that he was a very beautiful heroine,
00:09:15a very beautiful dancer.
00:09:16You must cast them in the picture.
00:09:19Yes, yes.
00:09:19It was just that.
00:09:21But that was our situation.
00:09:23But I was so nervous.
00:09:24When I was doing the rehearsal,
00:09:25you would see me as well.
00:09:27I am so nervous.
00:09:28That's right.
00:09:29That's right.
00:09:32I used to blush literally.
00:09:33Daddy, why did you leave your rehearsal and see her dance?
00:09:50Who's mother-in-law?
00:10:03Yeah, I was playing a mother and daughter.
00:10:06Okay, okay.
00:10:10But love you for that.
00:10:13There's so many roles, you know that?
00:10:14Yes.
00:10:14Yeah, man.
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:47Yeah.
00:11:08Yeah.
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00:11:12Yeah, man.
00:11:14What are you, you don't have any character?
00:11:17I am not the character that's not the character.
00:11:18It's not that's the character.
00:11:19Yeah.
00:11:19She is very innocent.
00:11:21I mean, we have a brother-in-law behind us.
00:11:25That's not what we have.
00:11:26Oh, brother-in-law.
00:11:26Why do I complain?
00:11:29I mean, I mean, these things happened,
00:11:30I mean, they didn't know.
00:11:34That's what the drama happened.
00:11:35What's the drama?
00:11:42Yes.
00:12:12What's your favourite actor?
00:12:14Dev Sahib.
00:12:15Oh, wow.
00:12:17Because Dev Sahib…
00:12:21But that picture of Dev Sahib didn't give me.
00:12:23I couldn't think that I was sitting in a room and I would get a role.
00:12:26Dev Sahib in front of me,
00:12:28when I saw your pictures in the evening,
00:12:29when I saw you in the evening,
00:12:30you will give me a role.
00:12:32Yes.
00:12:35He gave me a role, Baba.
00:12:38He gave me a role,
00:12:39and I didn't believe that I gave him a role.
00:12:42I can't tell you,
00:12:45what a coincidence was.
00:12:47I think the makers were very instinctive.
00:12:50Right, right.
00:12:51And instinctively,
00:12:54they just looked at me and said,
00:12:55oh, this is a good thing.
00:12:57I don't know what this is so spontaneous.
00:12:58When you were a hero,
00:12:59when you were taking your father,
00:13:01it would be a big deal.
00:13:03Dad, the same thing,
00:13:05we feel like you and Maaduri Ji sitting together.
00:13:07We don't believe, actually.
00:13:09Dad, we don't have enough money,
00:13:11but we don't have enough money to watch the film in the theater.
00:13:13We were going to the main theater,
00:13:15and then we were going to the other theater.
00:13:17So, we got a ticket to the other,
00:13:18and then we went and watched it.
00:13:19We are so blessed,
00:13:20you are on our show today.
00:13:21Love you, love you both.
00:13:23We love you.
00:13:24You are one of the finest.
00:13:28You are a lot of people.
00:13:59I love romance and I love the thought of being in love.
00:14:03I can romance.
00:14:08Romancing the stone.
00:14:27When you met Dr. Nene, did you romance him more or he romanced you more?
00:14:34I think it was very mutual.
00:14:35Oh, okay.
00:14:40Dr. Nene, Ram Sahib.
00:14:54I?
00:14:58I?
00:15:01Yes.
00:15:02I don't know.
00:15:17Very lovely.
00:15:19She is expressive.
00:15:20She's so immersed in her role.
00:15:23It's a romance.
00:15:24She's romancing.
00:15:25I don't know.
00:15:26I don't understand your feelings.
00:15:29Up.
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00:15:50so down to earth. Even when I was doing Ramlakhan Mehdi, when we were doing Ramji.
00:15:59Oh, she was. That was our last film together.
00:16:11Hello, Devdas.
00:16:27Wow, you lady Rosa. So lovely.
00:16:41And Jaggu, Dada, you can get out of your arms.
00:16:45We were looking for a lot of fun, Dada. I'm sure you will come too.
00:16:49She's talking something else.
00:16:51No, no, Dada. No, no, Dada.
00:16:54Dada, you're an actor today.
00:16:56He's asking a lot to do this.
00:16:57I'm going to do this.
00:16:59I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this.
00:17:00I'm not going to do anything.
00:17:02So, Dada, how did you convince me the director?
00:17:05You didn't have to ask me,
00:17:07you didn't have to ask me.
00:17:11When I came, I was not sure.
00:17:13I didn't understand.
00:17:14I didn't understand.
00:17:15I didn't understand.
00:17:16He said, I'll do this.
00:17:19He'll do this.
00:17:19He'll do this.
00:17:20He'll listen to the picture.
00:17:22He'll listen to the picture,
00:17:23you brother.
00:17:28When we hear stories,
00:17:30we're talking about stories.
00:17:31There's stories like this.
00:17:33There's a big tree,
00:17:34and a tree, and a tree,
00:17:35and a tree.
00:17:36There's nothing.
00:17:37You brother,
00:17:38his money,
00:17:39You are,
00:17:39you mother,
00:17:39and a tree,
00:17:39his old mother.
00:17:45He learned it.
00:17:46and then the girlfriend,
00:17:47and her in your head.
00:17:48And he learned it.
00:17:50He was listening to his son.
00:17:52When I was listening to his son,
00:17:53I watched his mother,
00:17:53what he did.
00:17:54The daughter of his son,
00:17:54oh,
00:17:55he's me.
00:17:56You are the one.
00:17:58Your son.
00:17:59Your son.
00:18:00Remember that in all.
00:18:01So he's so great.
00:18:02foreign
00:18:12foreign
00:18:32Back up a air-conditioned hotel.
00:18:34Massage and everything.
00:18:36Everything that treatment is needed.
00:18:41What they need to love.
00:18:43Absolutely.
00:18:44They need to love dogs.
00:18:45The dogs, the birds, the birds, the birds.
00:18:50All they know.
00:18:51They give love, they give the food,
00:18:53they give the food.
00:18:57They all are on the side of this.
00:19:10Actually.
00:19:58Actually.
00:19:59Actually.
00:19:59Yeah, that's the best thing.
00:20:05Love you, Jackie!
00:20:16So they eat less.
00:20:51Thank you, Dada, for sharing.
00:21:17Thank you, Dada, for joining us, the Chak-Chak-Dum Orchestra has reached the number 10 orchestra,
00:21:26so you will come to the Netflix Chak-Chak-Chak-Chak-Chak-Chak-Chak.
00:21:34A couple of lines I will have to tell you,
00:21:35in your family, your love will be you by the act of the act.
00:21:37A couple of women, in your family,
00:21:42you by the act of the act of the act of the act.
00:21:51Oh my God, Madri-ji here.
00:21:54Hey.
00:21:55Django Dada.
00:21:56Wow.
00:21:57Wow.
00:21:59Wow.
00:22:00Wow.
00:22:02Wow.
00:22:02Wow.
00:22:04Wow.
00:22:06Wow.
00:22:06Wow.
00:22:07Wow.
00:22:13Thank you, Dada.
00:22:16Because you're a good guy.
00:22:16I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it.
00:22:19It looks good that someone put a seed,
00:22:22someone put a seed.
00:22:23It makes you happy.
00:22:24All right.
00:22:25Let's go.
00:22:26I'm happy.
00:22:27I want to put a seed.
00:22:29Oh, wow.
00:22:30He's got it.
00:22:31Oh, wow.
00:22:33Wow.
00:22:33If you put it in your head,
00:22:34I'm going to put it here.
00:22:36Wow.
00:22:38Wow.
00:22:40Wow.
00:22:41How do I feel?
00:22:42Wow.
00:22:43Wow.
00:22:43What's the matter?
00:22:44Sir, this is Diamond Raja wedding events.
00:22:50It's never been.
00:22:51Diamond Raja wedding events.
00:22:53Wedding events.
00:22:54Please, if anyone has married a seed,
00:22:57then tell me.
00:22:58I don't have a card.
00:22:59I don't have a card.
00:23:00I don't have a card.
00:23:04Why will you married a seed?
00:23:07Because they're like a seed.
00:23:10They're going to tell me.
00:23:12They will be a parent's.
00:23:13You're going to marry.
00:23:14Oh, sorry.
00:23:15But how do you know that male or female?
00:23:19Look, Come on down and see Sidda did you.
00:23:21I
00:23:22am
00:23:29a
00:23:30man
00:23:31You too?
00:23:32What do you mean?
00:23:33What do you mean?
00:23:34If you're wrong, you'll give me a gift.
00:23:36What do you mean?
00:23:37What do you mean?
00:23:39What do you mean?
00:23:41What do you mean?
00:23:42What do you mean?
00:23:43What do you mean?
00:23:43What do you mean?
00:23:43This is a limbo in Mumbai.
00:23:47I don't know.
00:23:51When I came in Mumbai,
00:23:54what happened to you was going to train.
00:23:57A lady got a touch.
00:23:59She said, look.
00:24:01Look.
00:24:01I didn't think I saw her.
00:24:03Yes.
00:24:06Then?
00:24:06Then a lady came in.
00:24:08She said, look.
00:24:09I said, madam, I saw her.
00:24:13But I saw her at the Churni Road Station.
00:24:14I saw her at the Churni Road Station.
00:24:16I don't know Mumbai's language.
00:24:19I don't know them.
00:24:20I don't know them.
00:24:23They are culture.
00:24:25I don't know Mumbai's new.
00:24:27They don't know anything about Mumbai.
00:24:28They used to be a doctor in Afghanistan.
00:24:31Yes.
00:24:41Do you know that I couldn't become a doctor in your body?
00:24:44I left the doctor. I started it.
00:24:47Why did you leave it?
00:24:48Because it was filled with one vacancy, so I left it.
00:24:53But I want to sing a song on your beauty.
00:24:56Beautiful, but I didn't get beautiful.
00:25:00When I saw you, I didn't get beautiful.
00:25:06How do I feel now?
00:25:09Yes.
00:25:11Hey!
00:25:14I got a diamond, Raja.
00:25:17I got a diamond, Raja.
00:25:18I say, Madhuji,
00:25:21your husband, if you don't mind,
00:25:24how much time do you get up in the morning?
00:25:26Why?
00:25:27How much time do you get up in the morning?
00:25:30Do you get up in the morning?
00:25:31In the morning.
00:25:32I get up in the morning 10 minutes.
00:25:34Why?
00:25:36The routine routine.
00:25:39How much time do you get up in the morning 10 minutes?
00:25:43One hour.
00:25:44I do more than 10 minutes.
00:25:47How much time do you sleep normally?
00:25:5010 or 10 minutes.
00:25:51I think 10 minutes before.
00:25:52I am a teacher.
00:25:54Wait a minute 10-10 minutes.
00:25:55You'll save it.
00:25:56Yes.
00:25:56Then I'll give her all 10 minutes.
00:25:58Then she'll play one weekend.
00:25:59Then she'll kill her from her.
00:26:00Yes.
00:26:01Yes, no.
00:26:02That's what I gained back to watch it.
00:26:08I watch it in the village of Channing.
00:26:10No, no, I'll put it in a little bit on the chalkboard.
00:26:15One chalkboard.
00:26:17Oh, man.
00:26:18Wow.
00:26:19That's so big.
00:26:20Wow.
00:26:22Guess what song is your song?
00:26:24This one?
00:26:26What song?
00:26:27It's a song, it's a song, it's a song, it's a song.
00:26:32Madhujiji, everything is okay, but...
00:26:34I've seen a film,
00:26:35I didn't know that there was a scene of violence.
00:26:40I didn't hear that.
00:26:41Use a body to double.
00:26:42I didn't feel good about it.
00:26:44It's a scene of the violence.
00:26:45Salman, I didn't feel good.
00:26:47I didn't feel good about it.
00:26:48It's a bun that went down.
00:26:49It was a bun.
00:26:50It's a bun.
00:26:52It's a bun.
00:26:53It's a bun.
00:26:54That's what the scene was called Salman,
00:26:56who was beaten with Gulel.
00:26:59He hit a pool.
00:27:00He hit a pool.
00:27:02He hit a pool.
00:27:02It's a pool.
00:27:04It's so violent, man.
00:27:06It's so violent, man.
00:27:07It's so violent.
00:27:09It's so violent.
00:27:10It's so violent, man.
00:27:11Today, I'll tell you,
00:27:12we'll clear this thing.
00:27:15Okay? If you don't mind me,
00:27:17who can you put it?
00:27:18Put it, put it.
00:27:21Who put it?
00:27:22Oh!
00:27:25Oh!
00:27:30Oh!
00:27:32Hello, Jagu Dada, Madhuri Ji.
00:27:35Hello, what's up?
00:27:36Tell me, Madhuri Ji,
00:27:38why did you kill me for violence?
00:27:39Why did you kill me so much?
00:27:40I don't like that.
00:27:44Actually,
00:27:46I didn't call the director.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:50When did you listen to Salman Ji?
00:27:51When did you listen to Salman Ji?
00:27:56He didn't call the director.
00:27:58let me talk to you.
00:28:00Why did you talk to me?
00:28:01That's why?
00:28:03No, you didn't need it.
00:28:05I don't like it.
00:28:06I didn't know.
00:28:07I didn't know.
00:28:07I didn't know that the story will reach you.
00:28:10I won't repeat it again.
00:28:15You won't repeat it again.
00:28:17What did you do?
00:28:17Why was it good?
00:28:19It was good to me with my mother.
00:28:21Now, this is all good.
00:28:22No, no, this is all good.
00:28:25This is all good.
00:28:28This is all good.
00:28:28Okay.
00:28:29Don't do it.
00:28:30Listen.
00:28:31I've said it and said it.
00:28:32I don't mean it.
00:28:33But don't do it again.
00:28:34Okay?
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:36This is the same thing I've covered.
00:28:37It's good.
00:28:38Okay?
00:28:40Let's do it.
00:28:41Let's do it.
00:28:42Okay?
00:28:44Let's do it.
00:28:44What's the word?
00:28:44What's the word?
00:28:46You don't listen to it.
00:28:48Yeah.
00:28:49He stood up for you.
00:28:50Yeah, yeah.
00:28:51Let's do it.
00:28:51Let's talk straight.
00:28:53If you have any problems,
00:28:55I'll tell you.
00:28:56I appreciate you.
00:28:59What?
00:28:59Your relationship with your father-son.
00:29:01How much respect and regard.
00:29:04I feel very good.
00:29:05It's all of your parents.
00:29:06No, no.
00:29:07It's not me.
00:29:09He's going with my father.
00:29:10He's going with me.
00:29:11He's going with me.
00:29:15He's going with us.
00:29:17Father, son, are friends come wine.
00:29:19The husband of the father-son, are friends comeして?
00:29:20I'm going with the father.
00:29:22I'm going with the father.
00:29:24I'm going with the father and little friends.
00:29:27I said, no, Papa.
00:29:29He said, let's put 30-30.
00:29:30We're friends, let's put 30-30.
00:29:31I said, no, Papa, we need to live.
00:29:32No, let's put 30-30.
00:29:33I said, no.
00:29:36I said, no.
00:29:37He said, no.
00:29:37He said, no.
00:29:37I said, 30-30 will be 1990.
00:29:42I said, I have a job.
00:29:43I put two 1990s in Damodhar.
00:29:46Damodhar.
00:29:46Damodhar.
00:29:47You came to Damodhar.
00:29:49He put it in Damodhar.
00:29:50Then I put it in my mouth.
00:29:51I put it in 60-60.
00:29:51I put it in two.
00:29:54What would you make a friend when you can take a friend's name?
00:29:58Why would you say it?
00:29:59I was just thinking before.
00:30:02Mahathir.
00:30:05My mouth is running a lot.
00:30:08If you help me,
00:30:10it will become a good thing.
00:30:13Which one?
00:30:14If you put your good thing,
00:30:16you put your good thing in the song.
00:30:18Good thing.
00:30:20Good thing.
00:30:21It's a good thing.
00:30:24If you put it in the picture,
00:30:25when you put it in the song,
00:30:25if you put it in the song,
00:30:25you will put it in the song.
00:30:27Okay.
00:30:28Let's do it.
00:30:29Let's do it.
00:30:29Are you okay?
00:30:32That's the only thing, Mahathir Ji.
00:30:35Come with me.
00:30:36My friend, Mahathir Ji.
00:30:39I want to sing,
00:30:39Oh, oh, oh.
00:30:44One, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
00:30:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
00:30:54Yeah! Yeah!
00:30:58Chalo chale kahi
00:31:01Nur kahi
00:31:04Paas nahi
00:31:07Vada majh aayega
00:31:20All right, let it go.
00:31:33Ow!
00:31:39Oh
00:32:04Oh
00:32:36Oh
00:32:42Thank you
00:32:43Thank you
00:32:44Thank you
00:32:57Ma'am, Dada
00:32:59There are some pictures
00:33:00We are going to show you
00:33:01Let's see what people are doing
00:33:02The first photo of Madhuri Ji
00:33:13Can't think of a better welcome to Mumbai
00:33:15Than Vada Pao
00:33:16Tim Cook, Apple
00:33:17Let's see the comments
00:33:20Tim Cook
00:33:24Very nice
00:33:25Very nice
00:33:27Oh my god
00:33:28Superb
00:33:36Next
00:33:39Good one
00:33:46Yes, right, Guru
00:33:48And let's see
00:33:55Next
00:33:57Good Vada Pao
00:33:58With Chutney
00:33:59We don't give a charger with the phone
00:34:01We should take the phone
00:34:03You should take the phone
00:34:05And see
00:34:07Oh, Dada's photo
00:34:08Happy Father's Day to the most loving and best dad
00:34:11See the comments below
00:34:22Next
00:34:23Next, next
00:34:24Next, next
00:34:25Next
00:34:46So much to talk about, right?
00:35:18I can't believe mango season is nearly done.
00:35:22Oh, you love mango just like I do.
00:35:24I love mangoes.
00:35:25Oh, my God.
00:35:26See below the comments.
00:35:46So cute.
00:35:54Oh, he's so cute.
00:35:57Oh, my God.
00:36:04Oh, my God.
00:36:12Oh, my God.
00:36:24Oh, my God.
00:36:37Yeah.
00:36:43That's right.
00:36:45That's right.
00:36:46Oh, I love you.
00:37:09So cute! How cute is that?
00:37:12He was standing on one leg. I asked my friend to learn something from him.
00:37:16He said, yes. Then he said, yes, good show.
00:37:46He said, yes, good show.
00:37:58He said, yes, good show.
00:38:10He said, yes, good show.
00:38:12He said, yes, good show.
00:38:21He said, yes, good show.
00:38:25He said, yes, good show.
00:38:38What is it?
00:38:41That film has entertained it.
00:38:43How much did you know?
00:38:45How much did you know?
00:38:46You had a sari wearing purple color.
00:38:48Yes.
00:38:49That sari is so popular,
00:38:51that women married a couple of years.
00:38:54That sari is also out of the sari.
00:38:56That sari is out of the sari.
00:38:59That sari is also out of the wedding function.
00:39:03So, at least 4-5 women see that purple sari.
00:39:07Yes, that green color.
00:39:10Or red dress.
00:39:12Yes, that.
00:39:38It must be hitting your face it?
00:39:41Yes, yes, hit my face.
00:39:43Shahrukh Khan, because I had to do it like that, Shahrukh Khan,
00:39:48I had to do it like that.
00:39:49I had to do it like that.
00:39:53Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:39:54The expression was wrong.
00:39:57The correct expression came.
00:39:59The second time I had to do it, I had to do it like that,
00:40:01because I was scared.
00:40:02I said it was so hard.
00:40:04Then Shahrukh is like,
00:40:05do it, do it, Madhuri.
00:40:05It will be done in one shot,
00:40:06so I will not have to eat again.
00:40:07I will not have to eat again.
00:40:10Jackie, Madhuri, you both worked with the entire industry.
00:40:13Who was the biggest flirt?
00:40:15Who was to flirt on sets?
00:40:17The king or the king?
00:40:20You're the king.
00:40:21You're the king.
00:40:22He's the king.
00:40:26Madhuri, who was the one who doesn't do it?
00:40:28No, no, no.
00:40:30You're the king.
00:40:32You're the king, Kapil.
00:40:33Yo what's the king of the whole life?
00:40:36I've seen its many different than the original work.
00:40:37Oh, oh.
00:40:39Hey можно if it's alright,
00:40:41You speak for sometimes,
00:40:47the language that makes you laugh.
00:40:52You say friendship.
00:40:58If you were the king,
00:40:59If you leave family,
00:41:00You're the king.
00:41:01Oh, who is the prince.
00:41:02Exactly, first,
00:41:24I have come from Morocco, Casablanca, we have all come from Casablanca.
00:41:40For me, they say laughter is the best medicine for us, you are the doctor because you make
00:41:49us laugh and my name is Arti, I have a small question for you, you are all so angry, but
00:42:01when you go home, do you feel like that or do you feel very quiet like my husband?
00:42:08How many years have you been in your husband?
00:42:11I have been married for 46 years.
00:42:16When did he say that? How many years have you been in your house?
00:42:24Yes, madam?
00:42:28Yes, madam.
00:42:29Yes, madam.
00:43:01Hello sir, is this your husband?
00:43:05No, no, it's me.
00:43:08Is this your wife here?
00:43:09Yes, she's here.
00:43:11When she's married, she's so far and far.
00:43:14One number.
00:43:25My name is Pushti.
00:43:27Pushti?
00:43:28Yes.
00:43:29So, like, in Gen G movies, there's no fun.
00:43:34Like, in the first movies, people get involved.
00:43:38And I saw my first movie with Maduri Ji.
00:43:42Oh, wow.
00:43:43With my mom and dad.
00:43:45After watching that movie, my mom used to dress up to me.
00:43:49Hair style is like Maduri, ma'am.
00:43:52So, my mom used to be ready for me.
00:43:54Come here with your mother.
00:43:56Yes, come here.
00:43:57Hello, ma'am.
00:43:58Hello.
00:43:58You have a very small mother.
00:43:59Hello.
00:44:01How did you feel today?
00:44:03Did you see it in the movie?
00:44:04I didn't believe it, sir.
00:44:06When I was 10 years old, I was waiting for Maduri Ji.
00:44:09What are you waiting for?
00:44:13Do you have any words here, ma'am?
00:44:18She deserves a hug.
00:44:21So sweet of you.
00:44:22Ma'am, I've seen your film.
00:44:24Which one of you film is?
00:44:25I've seen it.
00:44:2635 times.
00:44:27I've seen it.
00:44:28I've seen it.
00:44:29Oh, ma'am, I love you.
00:45:03And, come on.
00:45:04Look at the Great Inuit, Kapil Show.
00:45:05And, come on.
00:45:06Look at the world.
00:45:06Now, you do what you wanted to do.
00:45:08Come on.
00:45:11Come on, Pushti.
00:45:12Congratulations.
00:45:21Thank you, Pushti.
00:45:22Thank you, Mom.
00:45:47What did you do so many days?
00:45:54Your name, oh, I remembered you
00:46:00Oh, your name, I remembered you
00:46:05Your name, I remembered you
00:46:17All right!
00:46:20We will have you
00:46:23How long你有audible
00:46:33Keep in your eyes
00:46:35How long have you all
00:46:47I don't understand, brother.
00:46:49I don't understand, brother.
00:46:52Brother, brother.
00:46:55Brother, brother.
00:46:58Brother, brother.
00:47:00I see a personality.
00:47:04It's a tiger, brother.
00:47:09Brother, brother, my child, how are you?
00:47:15It's so good.
00:47:19800 million people in this world.
00:47:211200 million people in this world.
00:47:24300 million people in this world.
00:47:27In all these,
00:47:29there is a single man who can do this world.
00:47:32I love you.
00:47:39Love you.
00:47:41Yeah, my local wallet,
00:47:42wallet, flat,
00:47:43you don't go get it up.
00:47:46In the car car,
00:47:47can you flat, but I like.
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:52Yeah.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:57Yeah.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:47:59Yeah.
00:47:59I could never hear it for me.
00:48:02I will also try the numbers.
00:48:07That's Jose and Guinda.
00:48:11Well, I didn't give them
00:48:11a lot.
00:48:13That's how I am.
00:48:14That's rough.
00:48:14Look out.
00:48:17Well you love you too much.
00:48:20He was very sophisticated.
00:48:23Now I'll come to my own.
00:48:25Come, come on.
00:48:28Come on, my child.
00:48:39Love you.
00:48:45Oh, God.
00:48:48Love you.
00:48:49Love you.
00:48:50Love you.
00:48:51Love you.
00:48:52Love you.
00:48:53Dadah!
00:48:53Dadah, what do you say love you?
00:48:55When I say no love you too, I don't say anything about my mother.
00:49:01Like I say, love you.
00:49:05Love you too.
00:49:06Dadah, love you too.
00:49:07I have not said anything about my mother.
00:49:12I have not said anything about my mother.
00:49:40I didn't say anything.
00:49:43Oh, my God.
00:49:51What do you want to say, Madhuri ji?
00:49:54I want to tell you.
00:49:56I want to hear you.
00:50:08Madhuri ji.
00:50:17Oh
00:50:39Oh
00:51:09Kus leger I'm up to you later over
00:51:15You can I think you think you can get another a minute a minute mother you take me
00:51:25Do do do
00:51:28We do a video sub do do or a be up kill you do yes, I'm going to get another
00:51:34Oh, they get the dollar a dollar a dollar a dollar
00:51:39Oh
00:51:43It's a three minute other a guy a great joke punch ke liye 5,000 a dollar got a job
00:51:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:52:02You know sir, I don't know
00:52:05I'll be the only way
00:52:07I am going to give you permission to me.
00:52:10He wants to give you permission to your acting.
00:52:14I want to call him.
00:52:16Madureji!
00:52:40I want to call him!
00:52:49Oh!
00:53:11Oh
00:53:19Oh
00:53:21Yeah, channel's hammer is some name. I'm not sure that the other
00:53:27Wow
00:53:32I
00:53:32I
00:53:36I
00:53:36I
00:53:38I
00:53:39You are a man!
00:53:39What?
00:53:41That grandpa believes me, my personality is so much.
00:53:44I've never spoken to him, but I have spoken to him.
00:53:46Oh, I'm not speaking to him.
00:53:51You are speaking to him.
00:53:52One minute.
00:53:52I can sit here.
00:53:58Where did you go?
00:54:00I don't know where to.
00:54:02That's it.
00:54:07Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:54:09I'll tell you, I'm so big fan of you.
00:54:13I've only learned from 1, 2, 3, and 12 to 13.
00:54:18I don't have to understand how to learn.
00:54:21Do you know that I'm always going outside.
00:54:23No one tries to paint paint.
00:54:26I say, no, no, if you have to paint paint,
00:54:28then I just paint paint.
00:54:33What's wrong?
00:54:33Now, if you're so happy, you won't do it.
00:54:37No.
00:54:37You won't do it.
00:54:38You won't do it.
00:54:39I went to a party,
00:54:40and I just signed myself to eat.
00:54:45Yeah, I'm not kidding.
00:54:47In truth.
00:54:49If you don't know permission,
00:54:51you'll cancel it.
00:54:52Don't say that.
00:54:55Don't say that.
00:54:56Don't say that.
00:54:56Don't down my moral mud down, Kapil.
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:11Look at that.
00:55:12Then, look at this.
00:55:14Come on, my sister.
00:55:16Look at this man's hair.
00:55:17Do you have to wear his hair?
00:55:17Look at this man's hair.
00:55:22Ah!
00:55:23Look at that.
00:55:25Look at that.
00:55:26Look at this man's hair,
00:55:27and look at this man's hair.
00:55:38Look at her.
00:55:39Look at her.
00:55:40Look at her.
00:55:42Look at her.
00:55:42Look at her.
00:55:43Look at her.
00:55:45Look at her.
00:55:45Mahduri Ji.
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:47She's the father of two children.
00:56:10My request is to please
00:56:13please let her be honest.
00:56:17We don't think that you will marry her.
00:56:20You will marry her.
00:56:22They will marry her.
00:56:23You will marry her.
00:56:24Say, say.
00:56:26I will listen to her.
00:56:27Here.
00:56:28Now listen to some of the things that we can only accept.
00:56:34So first, I'll accept them.
00:56:36Yes.
00:56:37Absolutely.
00:56:38Oh my God!
00:56:45Oh my God!
00:56:47What are you doing?
00:56:49You need your permission or your permission or Mahaduri Ji.
00:56:54He's my lord, so talk to yourself.
00:56:58This is okay, Dad.
00:57:00Mahaduri Ji,
00:57:02give us an All India Permit.
00:57:06Oh, yeah.
00:57:07You become a truck driver,
00:57:09which is All India Permit.
00:57:14Oh my God.
00:57:16Oh my God.
00:57:19You'll get a permit like this.
00:57:22You'll have to show something.
00:57:24Now?
00:57:25Yes, come here.
00:57:26Come here.
00:57:29Come here.
00:57:30Come on, come on.
00:57:31Come on, come on.
00:57:31Come on, let's take care of everyone.
00:57:32Yes, of course.
00:57:33I'll show you.
00:57:34I'm a film of this mother and I'm a film.
00:57:36You're welcome everyone.
00:57:38Wow.
00:57:40Whether she's a mother from Archanna Ji or a mother from Sidhu Ji.
00:57:43Mother from Sidhu Ji?
00:57:44Mother from Archanna Ji, Mother from Sidhu Ji.
00:57:46How can she be?
00:57:47In the world, we all are from mother.
00:57:49Who is the mother from father?
00:57:50She's a mother from a father.
00:58:06I'm a mother from a father-in-law.
00:58:13And the sun is своей man.
00:58:15She's a father-in-law.
00:58:16How can she be?
00:58:17And the other and the other.
00:58:18What are you talking about?
00:58:20Yes!
00:58:22Do you understand?
00:58:23Who are you talking about?
00:58:25Who are you talking about?
00:58:28Don't forget to duplicate it.
00:58:31It's the original one in the world.
00:58:35I'm making a little bit of sophistication.
00:58:38Sorry, sorry.
00:58:40I'm talking to you.
00:58:43I'll tell you.
00:58:46I'll tell you.
00:58:47I'll tell you.
00:58:48I don't know.
00:58:51I didn't know that you had so much in the room.
00:58:53Take a breath.
00:58:55Take a breath.
00:58:56Take a breath.
00:58:57Take a breath.
00:59:00Take a breath.
00:59:03Let's make a peace.
00:59:05Who are you talking about?
00:59:07Madhuri Ji.
00:59:09If you teach this,
00:59:10you can go to the poor house.
00:59:18I'll tell you.
00:59:19I'll tell you.
00:59:19I'll tell you.
00:59:19Please, Madhuri Ji.
00:59:21Come here.
00:59:22She's not giving information.
00:59:28I'll tell you.
00:59:30I'll tell you.
00:59:31Okay.
00:59:32I'll tell you.
00:59:35Who's who has killed us?
00:59:38Madhuri Ji.
00:59:41Madhuri Ji.
00:59:43Madhuri Ji.
00:59:45I'll tell you one more time.
00:59:47I'll tell you one more time.
00:59:48I'll tell you one more time.
00:59:51Madhuri Ji.
00:59:52Madhuri Ji.
00:59:55Let me try now.
00:59:56Yes.
00:59:58Madhuri Ji.
01:00:02Madhuri Ji.
01:00:04Madhuri Ji.
01:00:05Madhuri Ji.
01:00:05Madhuri Ji.
01:00:05Madhuri Ji.
01:00:05Madhuri Ji.
01:00:06Madhuri Ji.
01:00:09Madhuri Ji.
01:00:10Madhuri Ji.
01:00:11Madhuri Ji.
01:00:12Madhuri Ji.
01:00:13Madhuri Ji.
01:00:13Madhuri Ji.
01:00:13Madhuri Ji.
01:00:14Madhuri Ji.
01:00:16Madhuri Ji.
01:00:16Madhuri Ji.
01:00:17Madhuri Ji.
01:00:18Madhuri Ji.
01:00:18Madhuri Ji.
01:00:19Madhuri Ji.
01:00:19Madhuri Ji.
01:00:22Madhuri Ji.
01:00:25Madhuri Ji.
01:00:26Madhuri Ji.
01:00:29Madhuri Ji.
01:00:29So, he listened to me.
01:00:33It's gone!
01:00:36It's gone!
01:00:37Back up!
01:00:39Back up!
01:00:40Back up!
01:00:41Back up!
01:00:42Back up!
01:00:43Back up!
01:00:43Back up!
01:00:55My dialogue!
01:00:56Back up!
01:00:57I'll listen to him, Sam!
01:00:59I'll listen to him!
01:00:59I'll listen to him!
01:01:00Hey, what's your name after a jalebi and rabdi?
01:01:01What's your name?
01:01:04Listen to him!
01:01:06I'm going to go!
01:01:08One minute!
01:01:09One minute!
01:01:10One minute, Jagu Dada and Madhuri Ji, please.
01:01:17Please!
01:01:22Madhuri, Madhuri, Jagu Dada,
01:01:50Good night!
01:01:51Good night!
01:01:51Good night!
01:01:52Good night!
01:01:52Shabbat khair!
01:01:53Thank you!
01:01:57Do you feel this great?
01:01:58Good morning, imper Commission!
01:02:06You're pleased to hear you, can you miss out?
01:02:10Good night!
01:02:10Good night!
01:02:11What a pal, what a pal was presented
01:02:13In the U additively,llaino Shu обратna
01:02:16What did it take, look at this journey.
01:02:18Good night!
01:02:21We could see him do it directly
01:02:21Good night so far.
01:02:22We could see the next day
01:02:22All the goods coming up, when the
01:02:24land is coming up, see how it is.
01:02:43Wow, wow, wow, it was fun.
01:02:47Please welcome to the invite, Mr. Nitin Vijay, Mr. Khan,
01:02:51Mr. Alan Sir and Mr. Alak Pandey Ji.
01:02:54Our three gurus have been so easy and entertaining to study.
01:02:58We need to focus on the internet and kids.
01:03:00We need to watch a video for kids.
01:03:02We need to watch a video for kids.
01:03:03We need to get them to get them.
01:03:05You gave a 107 crore offer.
01:03:08Why did you give a 107 crore offer?
01:03:09We were giving a 107 crore.
01:03:11Now it's not.
01:03:12That means it's a company.
01:03:14We also heard about Alak Sir
01:03:16that someone gave a blank check.
01:03:18The man gave a offer here.
01:03:22This is Rohit.
01:03:23He's selling a mobile cover.
01:03:25He's going to be a doctor in the net.
01:03:28Who are you, brother?
01:03:30I'm a scientist of Salman Khan.
01:03:32I'm a silly bust.
01:03:34I don't know anything about it.
01:03:36I don't know anything about it.
01:03:38Forge is equal to mass into acceleration.
01:03:41Look at this.
01:03:43I remember it.
01:03:44But here, forge will be more.
01:03:45No, no. Here, mass is more.
01:03:49Happy holidays!
01:03:50Happy holidays!
01:03:51Happy holidays!
01:03:52Happy holidays!
01:03:55Happy holidays!
01:03:56Happy holidays!
01:03:58Happy holidays!
01:03:59Happy holidays!
01:03:59Happy holidays!
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