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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 2
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00:14To be continued...
00:38One at a time.
00:40What if he's really hurt?
00:43Okay, so, um, we had the mannequin up on the ride and then it just suddenly turns on and then
00:50this guy appears out of nowhere.
00:53Clancy, he runs the carnival with his wife.
00:56He climbs up the steps and he lunges at Malachi.
00:58And then wham, the ride takes him out.
01:00Okay, okay, so who turned on the ride? This Clancy guy?
01:03He must have.
01:04Probably trying to scare us or something.
01:06Exactly.
01:07Hey, whoa, scare you or hurt you?
01:11Yeah, it was his fault, right?
01:12Yeah, probably trying to teach us the last.
01:13It was totally his fault.
01:17I mean, it was pretty full-on the way you went, Malachi.
01:19Yeah, yeah, he did jump him.
01:21I have seen him get pretty aggro after a few beers.
01:23Yeah, and it really wasn't that bad, you know, what we did.
01:26Well, we did trespass out.
01:28All right, listen, listen, listen, everyone.
01:31Delete any photos from the carnival.
01:33Texts as well.
01:34Tomorrow, tomorrow you go to uni open day like everything's its way.
01:37Guys, this is really wrong.
01:38Quinny, were you not listening?
01:39He turned on the ride.
01:40We are the victims here.
01:42Honestly, he's just lucky that none of us were injured,
01:44otherwise he would be in huge trouble.
01:46Exactly.
01:46Yeah, about that, actually.
01:49I think I've dislocated my shoulder.
01:51It's all right.
01:52Oh, Anne!
01:53Come on, I need someone to pop it in, please.
01:55I think that needs to be done by then.
01:56There's someone who's not Anne.
01:57Oh, my God, you bunch of pussies!
01:59I told you not to move this.
02:01I don't like this.
02:02God, what do I do?
02:04Just get underneath it and shove it up.
02:06Ready, ready, ready?
02:06Yep.
02:07One, two...
02:18Here's the smell of blood still.
02:21All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
02:27Okay, are you degenerates, like, even listening to me?
02:33Come on, people!
02:35I need feedback!
02:36I need to make a good impression on Lane at Open Uni Day today!
02:40Who?
02:41Lane Henson?
02:43She selects the ensemble for Skoda.
02:46My entire future rests in her delicate, manicured hands, hopefully.
02:50Okay, guys, I don't want to sound like a bitch, but why am I the only one committed to Operation
02:54Act Normal?
02:55I'm so sorry, I'm really out of it.
02:57I, um, I didn't get any sleep last night thinking about that guy.
03:01Look, there's nothing in the news, okay?
03:03No mention of the carnival.
03:04If he was hurt, there would have been a story.
03:06Bananas give a lot for the punishment.
03:10A man is dead.
03:15What?
03:17Where's the hit?
03:20The hit?
03:21What?
03:21My hit?
03:22Here it is, top of my shoulders, enjoying this glorious day.
03:26Thank you, Emery.
03:28There has been a claim from St. Bruno's that a group of Hartley High students have stolen a very valuable
03:35bust of their patron saint.
03:37That is disgraceful, isn't it, Darren?
03:42Especially since I said there was to be no retaliation.
03:47And yet here we are.
03:49Principal McMahon wanted to take the matter to the police, but I have asked that he wait until the end
03:55of the day, just in case the bust is returned.
03:58And if you behave yourselves at the university open day, there should, in fact, be no further problems.
04:07Should there?
04:09No.
04:10Should there?
04:11Mm-mm.
04:13Should there.
04:19Thanks, Miss.
04:20Oh, what my God.
04:21We need to take that bust back.
04:23We do not want the cops getting involved in this.
04:25You said that we did nothing wrong.
04:27Yeah, we didn't.
04:27But, um, who knows how our imperfect justice system will say these things.
04:32At a minimum, they could do you for breaking and entering.
04:42Must have happened when it fell.
04:45We can't take it back like this.
04:52Bravo!
04:54Oh, you dickheads have really outdone yourselves.
04:57Pierce off, Sasha.
04:58Not now, okay?
05:00What were you even going to do with it?
05:01Nothing.
05:01You just stole it?
05:03That was the whole revenge plan?
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:08Well, as vice captain, I do have a duty to tell Woodsy that I've located the missing bust.
05:13Oh, here we go.
05:14All year, you've been yapping on about how being vice captain makes you all superior.
05:19But you know what?
05:20Everyone is just laughing at how lame you are.
05:23Lame is a really ableist term.
05:25Amory?
05:26Oh, my God.
05:26Oh, my God.
05:27I love Sasha.
05:27This is why we don't hang out with you anymore.
05:29How have you managed to figure out how to criticise literally everything?
05:36Whatever.
05:38Have fun getting busted.
05:41Busted.
05:42Get it, guys.
05:44All right.
05:45What are we going to do?
05:47Bust for the uni open day leaves like now.
05:50Well, let's just stash it here.
05:52We will find the nose, return the bus, but we just have to go to uni open day and act
05:56normal.
05:57Okay.
05:58I need to run my lines.
05:59Quinny, can you come with me?
06:00Nah, I need five minutes in the sensory room.
06:03Let's go.
06:04I gotta take a dump.
06:06Ew.
06:09This noseless fucker's gonna come back to haunt me.
06:12I can feel it.
06:21Possible injuries from falling, approximately four metres.
06:34Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:36Ah!
06:38Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:39Ah!
06:40Ah!
06:41Ah!
06:42Ah!
06:42Ah!
06:49Ah!
06:52Geez.
06:53But jumpy there, sparkles.
06:55Exam's just getting to you.
06:58Yeah, something like that.
07:00Well, today is your lucky day.
07:03For just a small fee, I can connect you to one of our wicked smart year nines, okay?
07:07We stick a bunch of Glarisha to her face, wheel her into the exam room in your spot, mark of
07:1595 plus.
07:17Or your money back, guaranteed.
07:19Okay?
07:22Sorry, who are you?
07:23Aside from your personal saviour, I'm Taz.
07:28Taz!
07:28You're Woodsy's nurse.
07:30The hell?
07:30How do you know that?
07:31Oh, I'm the school captain, so she confides at me a lot.
07:34Hmm.
07:35What she told you then?
07:38That you had a lot of issues in New Zealand, that you moved here three weeks ago, and that
07:42I should let her know if I hear of you getting up to any trouble.
07:46Okay, look.
07:48I don't see why my auntie needs to concern herself with my business dealings.
07:56So, let's say you and I forget we had this little champ.
08:02Well, lucky I've got other things to worry about right now.
08:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:08What's the deal with that room?
08:10Oh, it's a space for students with sensory issues.
08:14That's funny, because I sensed I need to be in this room.
08:17Well, you can sense by, first of all, obtaining an access card, and you can do that by having
08:22a meeting with Nurse Carol, and then getting a letter from your guardian, which, in your
08:26case, uh, Woodsy, right?
08:29Quinny, bus is leaving in five.
08:31Okay.
08:31You two, without finding somewhere a bit more private to conduct your human biology tutorial.
09:00Hey, you're considering your options outside the tattoo apprenticeship?
09:03Nah, Miss, I'm just here for the bludge.
09:05Right, okay, well, bludge or not, I want everyone on their best behaviour, okay?
09:09I'll be roaming.
09:10If you can't find me, look for the sausage sizzle.
09:13Take this opportunity.
09:14Amory, enjoy the psych talk.
09:16Harper, art session is at two.
09:17Your future awaits.
09:19Well, Paul, that statue's nose is probably at the carnival right now, just waiting to be
09:25found.
09:26Plans he could give it to the cops, so that he saw some kids fleeing from the scene.
09:30Meanwhile, the St. Bruno's principal reports the stolen bus, which Woodsy knows we took.
09:34Look, they join the dots, Noah breaks up with me, and my spectacular future comes crumbling
09:37down before my very eyes.
09:49I'm losing my goddamn mind here, Harper.
09:52Chill.
09:53You're just tired, okay?
09:55Everything will be fine, okay?
09:59And if it's not, well, at least I don't have to pay rent in prison.
10:04Yeah.
10:05That was funny.
10:08We'll be okay.
10:09I'm explicably mimicking him, hiccuping him, and amicably welcoming him.
10:12Welcome to the Skoda Drama Workshop.
10:14Yes, fine as well.
10:15Oh, I'm home.
10:16Thanks, guys.
10:17I thought your mum was lining up to be a carpenter.
10:19You know, like Jesus or some shit?
10:21She is.
10:23Okay, and how does this line up with that?
10:26Girls keep complaining about my performance, so I've got to level up.
10:31Oi, when's your new chapter of Velvet Thrones coming out?
10:34I'm getting blue balls over here.
10:36I'm not the one writing that smut.
10:38Oh, yeah, right.
10:39Wait, you can read?
10:41Okay, welcome.
10:42Welcome, everyone.
10:43We are just about ready to get started, so put your things down.
10:46Let's make a circle just in the center of the space.
10:48Yep, in the back, everyone.
10:49Hey, are you all good?
10:51Right, yep.
10:51Yep.
10:52I just have to push the last 24 hours out of my mind and manifest my destiny.
10:57Okay, we are going to start with a quick warm-up.
11:02Does everyone know zip, zap, boing?
11:04Yes.
11:05Excellent.
11:06Okay, who wants to start us off?
11:09ZAP!
11:11And you said you were trying to do a backflip.
11:14Uh-huh.
11:14Must have been some landing.
11:16Yeah, judges only gave me a four.
11:19Can you believe it?
11:20I'd like to get some imaging to assess the damage.
11:23I see you were in about 18 months ago for a shoulder complaint.
11:27Oh, that was a totally different thing.
11:29He was assaulted by a police officer.
11:31Mum.
11:31I still regret not reporting that, bastard.
11:33Oh, can you not, Mum?
11:35Please.
11:36There's a way for scans.
11:37We'll get you something for the pain.
11:39Yep.
11:40Thanks.
11:45Yeah, Dad's going to pay full fee anyway, so you know how it is.
11:49All right, lads.
11:50Catch you later.
11:55Oh, jumpy much?
11:56Sorry, I didn't get much sleep last night.
11:58I'm a little wired.
11:59Why, I'm late figuring out where to stash the St. Bruno statue that you stole?
12:02No idea what you're talking about.
12:04Nah, spare place ain't licked.
12:06It's a good get.
12:07Our principal is PR stupid.
12:08Did she stutter?
12:09We didn't take your stupid statue.
12:10Anne-Marie, it's cool.
12:12We think it's funny.
12:13We all think it's funny.
12:14Hilarious, hilarious.
12:15Okay, great.
12:16Um, but we didn't do it.
12:18Okay.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19Yeah.
12:20You sure you're okay?
12:21Yeah.
12:22Yeah?
12:22Just tired.
12:24Um, I'll text you.
12:27Yeah.
12:29Bye.
12:30Hop on.
12:31Go get some career advice.
12:35Ah.
12:41I'll be a dick.
12:47Access card, access card.
12:58Bingo.
13:02Hey, there she is.
13:03New kid on the block.
13:05Taking names, kicking goals.
13:08Uh, you left your lunch on the counter this morning, so.
13:11Ah, thank you.
13:13You're welcome.
13:15So, what's good?
13:18Settling in all right, Paimana?
13:19I don't know, auntie.
13:20Why don't you ask your little spy, a school captain?
13:24Who?
13:24Quinnie?
13:25Yeah.
13:26Ah, I just thought, you know, she could show you around and give you the DL on the skibbidi.
13:33I'm not sure if I'm saying it properly, but, um.
13:35Hey, if you really want to help me, just stop telling everyone we related.
13:40And it's Taz, Ma Paimana.
13:43Yeah, sure.
13:44Uh, Taz.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Okay, well, I'll see you later.
13:50At home, Taz.
13:52I mean, keep that on the down low.
13:54What's your problem?
13:57Give me your lunch.
13:58Stay away from me.
13:59Hey!
14:01Oi!
14:02Are you taking your lunch?
14:04Does that happen often?
14:06Here, I have mine.
14:09Thanks.
14:09I'd better help.
14:13Artie Jennings.
14:17But, uh, listen, Artie, there is something you could do for me to return the favor.
14:25And make a lot of money in the process.
14:29I'm telling you, the new chapter's out.
14:31I'm on it.
14:31Writing, narrative.
14:33I know.
14:33Here we go.
14:35Yes.
14:35Yes.
14:38The queen couldn't help but moan as she felt Davina's eyes devour her body from lift.
14:44Oh, my God.
14:44The entrance is so hot.
14:45I just found this.
14:47I love how it froze.
14:49I've been mazing all night.
14:50What do you mean that was so many more?
14:51I love how it was so hot.
14:53I love how it was so hot.
14:55As the queen emerged from the lake, her naked body glistening in the moonlight, she realized
15:02that the mage had cast a vanishing spell.
15:07I wish I could cast a vanishing spell on your pants right now.
15:14Oi.
15:16I saw Miss Oba telling you off earlier.
15:19What if I told you I had a solution to your little problem?
15:22A place where you could both be alone with your velvet thrones.
15:28Far away from the prying eyes of teachers.
16:03hot activist girlies we bust into factory farms and liberate the animals and then
16:08we hook up afterwards kind of like a polycule to show
16:11i i i yes yes i want to be a hag
16:26hot sign up here oh my gosh you have no idea how refreshing it is to finally be surrounded by
16:33like-minded individuals i mean the sheep who at my school they don't give a shit about anything
16:38other than themselves people are the worst right um but not that i'm gonna let that stop me um
16:46right now i'm writing an expose on this dude who makes weinstein look like a saint and i mean this
16:51guy is an actual 11th century saint i mean that the church never acknowledged that are you wearing
16:57eight by andre yeah you know they test on animals right
17:10it was a free sample come back when you're ready to live your truth not just speak it
17:25hiding out with the animals huh i know that man turned on the riot but he was only there because
17:31of us clancy's indestructible one time half the haunted house came down on him because it was
17:35too wasted to sandbag it
17:40how come you're not looking around
17:44i uh... doubt i'll even get in after my trial results
17:48well they're still the real exams
17:51yeah m's on a mission to help me crown
17:56exams are a stupid way to measure someone's intelligence
17:58exams says the girl whose marks landed her a scholarship shortlist
18:06besides
18:07you're more ready for the real world than any of us
18:13uh...
18:14no nicks
18:15oi check out spider
18:16uh...
18:17yeah
18:18did you believe that's the same guy that started the cum laws
18:21right
18:22oh really ready for your milk
18:23yes
18:25oh look he's on
18:26oh look he's from mama
18:28look babe babe look look look look how cute he is
18:31oh
18:32that's cute
18:34i hope malachi is okay
18:36shoulder look pretty bad eh
18:38yeah well that's why I didn't get up on that thing wait that was a lot last night
18:49the course covers areas such as behavioral neuroscience social psych personality theory
18:55relationship therapy abnormal brain behavior it's a great career path for your future if
19:00you're interested in going to jail with all your friends it's hard work the degree can be a real
19:06ride a lot of people get hit hard by the guilt it eats away at them you did this memory
19:15your future
19:16is bust get it can you still study psychology if you have a criminal record uh yes you can um
19:25it
19:25might affect your ability to practice though okay as I was saying one more thing um do you think that
19:32you would get a criminal record for something like say trespassing if it led to someone being injured
19:39um I'm not an expert in criminal law but it seems likely yes okay well what if it was like
19:48a like an
19:49oopsie whoopsie uh-huh yes I would say even if it's an oopsie whoopsie sorry I'm not really sure how
19:57unrelated but if you had planned a whole future with someone and then they stuffed it up would you
20:01break up with them what's your name dude what oh never mind sorry um proceed thank you for the uh
20:15truly it's just riveting
20:20right your wrongs only then will you be free
20:24no no no no no no I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine this is this is just sleep deprivation
20:29time is slipping through your fingers Anne-Marie you're going to hell
20:36how long before everybody knows what you did
20:43are you all right you look a little bit deranged yeah yeah I'm fine at least one of us is
20:49Malachi just called it turns out his shoulders worse than we thought
20:52he's at St Vincent's waiting on scans what do you tell the doctors missy I don't know
20:59I gotta go I gotta go pops we're going back to the carnival and we are getting that goddamn nose
21:08back right now interesting and how did that make you feel I told her it was a terrible idea but
21:17she
21:17insisted I just wanted to have a nice night out but a circus I mean doctor you know my issue
21:23you mean your fear of clowns it's not a fear it's a kink okay if I can't call my wife
21:35mr giggles and
21:36honk her nose while I'm making love to her then what's the point and same thank you all for such
21:47committed improv what you have to make it a weird sex thing it's called yes and go finger a unicorn
21:54or something okay let's move on to audition prep work if anyone's brave enough to share
22:03I'll go whoo okay Darren since you're up there let's see what you've got
22:10great
22:30here's the smell of blood still all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand
22:37wash your hands King put on your nightgown look not so pale come come come come come give me your
22:46hands what's done cannot be undone to bed to bed to bed
23:05lovely uh who wants to share next come on guys it's what it's all about gotta get up have a
23:12go
23:22hey um we heard you might be able to help us out you want to book the root room yes
23:28please
23:29madeleine's been reading velvet thrones okay I can squeeze you guys in at 2pm yeah 30 bucks paid up
23:36fun oh plus that lemonade thank you um Amelia said it was 20 well maybe Amelia needs a lesson on
23:45supply
23:46and demand economics because there's a lot of horny thrones fans in need of some privacy now do you want
23:52it or not oh hi yeah you know I hope for your girlfriend's sake you're a bit more assertive in
24:03the bedroom
24:04oh bye
24:05oh my god
24:09beautiful
24:14nope
24:14yep
24:15she's good
24:15she looks like me
24:16shh
24:16yeah
24:17yeah
24:18I think she's good
24:19he's good
24:29yeah
24:30yeah
24:30yeah
24:31yeah
24:39Yeah, we'll try to, like, free as many of the poor creatures as possible.
24:42It's, like, really rewarding and hot.
24:45Eat pussy, not animals!
24:48Eat pussy, not animals!
24:51Eat pussy, not animals!
24:53I did it, I freed her!
24:55I did it, I did it!
25:02It's okay, it's okay, come on!
25:05We rescued that chicken.
25:07The Vet Science Club is looking after her while she was waiting to be rehomed.
25:11Oh, it's okay, I've got her.
25:12Wow, you're a natural.
25:14Have you ever considered joining Hacks?
25:16No.
25:17Oh, come on, come on!
25:19I'm just living my truth!
25:21Oh, I was just living my truth!
25:24Come on, I'm sorry, she's actually with us.
25:25You can take her.
25:26Um, yes, I'm sorry, so thank you for your understanding.
25:31Okay.
25:35Don't you listen to serial killer podcasts returning to the scene of the crime?
25:39It's how they always get caught.
25:44Okay, well, if the nose broke when the bus fell,
25:47then it probably, uh, bounced off, like, that part of the ride and landed, maybe, uh...
25:55Um, this is pointless.
25:56We're never gonna find a tiny piece of rock.
25:59Whoa!
26:00Hey, little lady!
26:01Oh, it was close!
26:03Uh, yeah, the, uh, the gate was open.
26:06I, I lost my bag yesterday.
26:08I think I might have left it somewhere around here.
26:11Well, you'll need to go speak to the owner about that.
26:13This area's a no-go zone while we're investigating.
26:16Investigating?
26:17What happened?
26:18That's what we're trying to ascertain.
26:20We're not at liberty to say.
26:22But, pfft, no-one died or anything, right?
26:25Actually, yeah, someone ended up in St. Vincent's.
26:28Oh, my God, who?
26:29Derek?
26:30What?
26:31We can't really talk about an ongoing investigation.
26:34Yeah, of course.
26:36Um...
26:36Derek shouldn't have disclosed that piece of information to you,
26:39and, frankly, it should have died to point.
26:42It's important for us to assess all elements that play thoroughly and objectively.
26:47There's no place to learn how we do it.
26:49No, of course.
26:50Yeah, no worries.
26:52Um...
26:53I'll leave you guys to it.
26:54Thanks.
27:05I got it.
27:06I got it.
27:07Oh, my God.
27:08You should have seen me.
27:09I was like fucking Spider-Man.
27:11Seriously, he was like...
27:13Um, um, um, um, um...
27:15Those Work Watch guys said that Clancy's in the hospital.
27:18He's probably just spreading the wrist or something.
27:20Harps, we got the nose. No one's dead. This is a win.
27:24You said Malachi's at St. Vincent's?
27:26Yeah, why?
27:29Shit!
27:34The bell has gone. Why are we standing around?
27:41Hey, keep it down in there.
27:43What are you two doing loitering around the hallway?
27:45Wait, I said keep it down.
27:50Go red, go red!
27:55Hi, my mum.
27:56Hi, Aunty.
27:58Hi. Why aren't you in class?
28:01Um, I got my period.
28:03Your period?
28:04Yeah.
28:05Right. Just, I thought you got that last week.
28:09Remember when you raided all my pads and used my $90 anti-ageing serum to shave your legs while you
28:15were at it?
28:16Anyway, um, off to class you go.
28:18No, wait, wait, wait.
28:19Shh, shh, shh, shh.
28:20What are you doing?
28:22What's going on?
28:24Um...
28:25I'm really thirsty.
28:27Okay, well, need a drink on your way to class.
28:30Mm-hmm.
28:32What...
28:33What are you doing?
28:35I don't know. What am I doing?
28:37Tess?
28:38I'm really thirsty, actually.
28:40Don't you dare!
28:41Shut up!
28:44Oh!
28:47My office!
28:49Now!
28:55Oh, shit!
28:57Let's go!
29:00Well, thank you all for participating with such openness, and, uh, I look forward to seeing many of you at
29:06auditions soon. Thanks, guys.
29:14Um, so you guys have fun.
29:17Thank you, Lane.
29:18Truly love you.
29:23Uh, Lane?
29:25Darren, what can I do for you?
29:28Um, I wanted to see if you had any notes about my monologue. I kinda got the feeling you weren't
29:35vibing my performance.
29:40You know, it's... it's funny you use that word. Performance. Because, honestly, that's what I felt like I was watching.
29:49A performance. A persona. Something tells me it's one you might have been playing for quite some time.
29:57I think I was just trying to play to my strengths.
30:01Yeah. There's a difference between playing to your strengths and playing it safe. You know, chasing a laugh, it's easy,
30:07but it's also a type of armour, a way of protecting yourself.
30:11From what?
30:12You tell me.
30:16The stage is yours to really show the world who you are. What do you want them to see?
30:48You look ridiculous.
30:50Clancy, you've got a good look at me too. I'm not taking any chances.
30:53I cannot believe you can pull this off.
30:58Malachi.
31:01You came to see me.
31:03Why didn't you pick up your phone?
31:05My nipples feel weird.
31:09Shit.
31:10He's high on painkillers.
31:12Okay, you need to come with us, hmm?
31:14Well, I'm just making a tea.
31:15Are you crazy? Get this off.
31:17Hey, that's my happy bracelet.
31:20Listen, okay, Clancy is in this hospital. He might recognise us, so we need to stay out of sight.
31:24Who's Clancy?
31:27Papa?
31:29Jackie.
31:31What are you doing here?
31:34Clancy had a bit of an accident last night.
31:37Oh my God, is he alright?
31:38What are you doing here?
31:40I'm, I'm, I'm, I just came in to visit a friend.
31:45Carnival's gonna be closed for a while, love.
31:47That reminds me, I've gotta let the casuals know.
31:50Well, would you like me to do that?
31:52Would you? Yeah.
31:53That'd be a huge help.
31:55I've got their numbers in my phone, it's back in the room.
31:58Oh, oh, yeah, um, oh, why don't you guys go back to the room and, and I'll meet you there
32:03later?
32:04Do you want a tea for us?
32:06Sure.
32:06We're just down this way, love.
32:09Papa wants one.
32:27I won't be sick, love.
32:50He's dying! He's dying!
32:53Really? 50 cc's of medicine!
32:55Ah!
32:55Oh my God!
32:56Clear!
32:57Oh!
32:58Oh!
32:58Oh!
33:03I thought your bones would be strung from all that Swiss cheese.
33:07Hey, at least you have a story to tell your mates when you get back.
33:11Pretty painful flight home though.
33:13Oh, I'm sorry, home? Really?
33:16Well, yeah.
33:19No, I mean, I'm happier there than I ever was here, so.
33:23Okay, ouch.
33:24Yeah, well, no one knew me there. I could just, I don't know, I could be whoever I wanted to
33:29be.
33:29Who was that?
33:32Come on, you don't ever think about what you left behind here?
33:39Yeah, not really.
33:41Right, this place is cursed. I've been here for five minutes and I'm in hospital.
33:45Yeah, but I mean, it wasn't this place that made you come to the carnival or climb the ride.
33:49Yeah.
33:51Right, you know what I mean?
33:56It's being around you. It just sort of, it creates chaos for me.
34:00Really?
34:01Is that what you wrote in your mystery letter?
34:04How I'm responsible for everything wrong in your life?
34:07God.
34:08No, don't. Don't do that. Don't just stretch up the paths.
34:11Like, I'm a different person now.
34:13Yeah, so you keep saying.
34:25Cool. Um, well, if I don't see you before you go, have a great life being your amazing new self.
34:41What is in a coma?
34:44Clancy is in a fucking coma.
34:48Are you sure?
34:49Yes, I'm sure.
34:52Oh shit, okay.
34:54You just go take care of the statue. I'm gonna stay here for a little bit. I'll call you later.
34:59Okay.
35:04Okay.
35:05Okay.
35:10Hi, um, I've let everyone on the roster know. Is there anything else I can do?
35:16Oh, I mean, it's, um, actually me and mum didn't have a chance to grab anything before we came. A
35:23few supplies would be good.
35:24Yeah. Just tell me what you need.
35:28I mean...
35:29Um...
35:31How is he?
35:33Not good.
35:34Only got himself to blame though.
36:08Roy, what are you in for?
36:12Stripping down to my undies and stealing a chicken.
36:17No way.
36:18Same.
36:24Care to elaborate?
36:26Oh, now my former friends ditched me because I have principles?
36:31No, not really.
36:33What are you in for?
36:35I sprayed lemonade at Woodsy.
36:38Okay, why?
36:40To prevent her from finding out I'm renting out the sensory room for students to have sex in.
36:46See, it's actually really problematic for you to be misusing a space specifically designed for neurodivergent people.
36:52Ugh.
36:54Okay.
36:55I see why your friends don't want you around.
37:06But also, screw friends.
37:09Better off without them.
37:11Trust me.
37:12Yeah, that sounds kind of tragic.
37:15Now, what's tragic is that I miss seeing you in your undies.
37:19I have a feeling I would have really liked it.
37:24All I know I've got to be with you.
37:29No reason not to be next to you.
37:33You're next to me.
37:35Only you.
37:37Yeah, only me.
37:39Time again.
37:40Here's the smell of blood.
37:41Still, all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
37:46The saying of Fife had a wife, blah, blah, blah.
37:48You get the picture.
37:49So?
37:50It was great.
37:51It was very Darren.
37:53But that's the problem.
37:54She said I'm a caricature.
37:56I don't think that's what she said.
37:57She said I use armor.
38:00Whatever that means.
38:01I don't know.
38:02Can't you just, like, you know, do it more proofful or something?
38:07Wow, thanks, Donovslaski.
38:08If I knew how to do that, I'd be doing it.
38:09But I don't because I'm shit.
38:13You could try a different monologue.
38:15There's no time.
38:19That's it.
38:19I'm not doing the audition.
38:20Darren, we're not fine.
38:22I clearly don't know what I'm doing and I'm not good enough.
38:24Darren, come on.
38:25Yes, you are.
38:26No, no, no, no, no.
38:26It's fine.
38:28That dream is over.
38:34Now that was a little hammy.
38:41Hey.
38:44You okay?
38:45Sounded weird on the phone.
38:52Hey.
38:54What is it?
38:55What's going on?
38:58Hmm?
39:03You know what?
39:04I need to tell you something.
39:08I messed up really, really bad.
39:13Shit.
39:17I know it.
39:19You knew what?
39:20You weren't replying to my messages last night.
39:24You were acting weird at the uni.
39:28I just...
39:31I had a feeling.
39:33That I stole your school statue and put someone in a coma with it?
39:40What?
39:41What are you talking about?
39:43Scans show a ligament tear.
39:45Fortunately, it's minor.
39:47What?
39:48So no surgery then?
39:49A month in the sling should do the trick and give time for your ribs to fully recover.
39:54Yeah, great.
39:55Easy.
39:55Hold up, son.
39:56What about travel?
39:58Like a long-haul flight to Geneva?
40:00Well, there's a chance of DVT and it could be very painful.
40:04Yeah, but like I'm young and fit and stuff, so...
40:06It's just about gauging the risks you're willing to take.
40:10Well, I'm not willing to take any.
40:12We're staying put until you're better.
40:16Mum, I can handle it.
40:17It's...
40:17No, Kai, decision made.
40:20Thanks, Doc.
40:26You'll be right.
40:28Yeah.
40:31So Malachi was at the carnival.
40:33Why didn't you tell me he was back?
40:35Because I didn't know until he showed up at the carnival.
40:37You know we didn't keep in touch.
40:42Noah, there is nothing going on between me and Malachi anymore.
40:47Okay.
40:49Yeah, I believe you.
40:50Okay.
40:53And what about the other thing?
40:55Do you think I should just go to the cops about the prank?
41:00It's up to you.
41:02It just might complicate things.
41:04You know, I hope the guy's okay and everything, but...
41:07Why risk your future over something that wasn't your fault?
41:11Yeah?
41:11Yeah.
41:12Thank you for being so amazing.
41:19Love you.
41:24No.
41:26Spit.
41:38All right.
41:40Let's see.
41:42Nice job.
41:49Huh.
41:50Yeah.
42:07So long, you old bastard.
42:24But why would Clancy turn on a ride in the middle of the night?
42:27The amount of times he's gotten wasted on stupid shit.
42:30You don't want to talk outrage until after one...
42:32Three hours I was trying to get a hold of you last night.
42:35Listen.
42:36I know what I saw.
42:38That ride was already on when I saw him running towards...
42:40Just what?
42:41What?
42:42What are you saying, Mum?
42:42Someone else turned on the ride.
42:52The bus is officially back where it belongs and we are free.
42:57And in the clear, baby.
43:03Clancy didn't turn on the ride.
43:07What?
43:08No, that's...
43:09That's not possible, Hobbes.
43:11He had to have done it.
43:12Um, it was one of us.
43:15One of us put him in the hospital.
43:22Ooh.
43:40Fairies?
43:44In the hospital.
43:45In the hospital who maybe knownbed as an emergency room...
43:56Oh, that's a treat.
43:57What if's the person?
44:02The same person...
44:04That is a good thing.
44:05It's always...
44:08It's very important.
44:09So far, nobody means a man.
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