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00:01I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kind of feel like i was made for this
00:05Do you feel like i was made for it?
00:07I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Think i'm bad to be late for this
00:10She knows gone away for this
00:11Take the pic but don't feel to this
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16Might have to swing by it for this
00:18She gonna have me on my ravine
00:19So if I'm not happy to get your thoughts on my head
00:22As I said I'm going to tie it down
00:22I'm not going to γγΎγγγ¦γγγ γγ γ£γ¦
00:23What?
00:27I don't like this
00:27Because I'm waiting on my head
00:28Let's go to the next one
00:29Oh, yeah, come on that side.
01:01Femalicious, are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:07Fem-fems, Femalabous, hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not. Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realize that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings.
01:30But I warn you, I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
02:01This thing, I know you're not going to be going to be the the next day.
02:08Fuck!
02:16FELIX!
02:18Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:21Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:24but just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:28I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:31I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better.
02:43First-hand sources and documents, courtesy of...
02:49My godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:03Preferably by six.
03:04Great.
03:04I'm going to go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:36What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my voice.
03:51Ouch-a.
03:52Femi for don.
03:54Say she.
03:55Femi for don.
03:56Femi for cheddar.
03:57Get cheddar started.
03:59Make sure you're the greatest.
04:01Cheddar for life.
04:03Cheddar for life.
04:23Oh, God, yeah.
04:24You look like Beth.
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26I can't win this.
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:29I hardly think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:31He's bribing people for the vote.
04:32What?
04:33Bun-sized dairy snacks.
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:36Hi, ladies.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well, I...
04:53What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's going to find out that I've lied.
04:56I've already told them I've got the internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand.
04:59You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musqueo natural.
05:22I like it.
05:23You have not a chance to shout.
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:27No way.
05:28Wait, so the peaches are like...
05:29Dead.
05:30Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God.
05:31I'm so happy for you.
05:32Is this it?
05:32Can I see it?
05:33Hey, hey, hey.
05:33It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am.
05:43And that isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me.
05:50I did.
05:51Snap.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just...
05:52I'm so proud of you.
05:53Seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03Don't put it into place.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05We should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:10Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows.
06:16Imagine.
06:25Toby, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:29Urgent revision.
06:30Hey, Miss Abby.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abby.
06:33It's me again.
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:40So, call me back.
06:42Toby.
06:42What?
06:43You're looking fine.
06:44Fine, boy.
06:45What?
06:45No pimple.
06:46Like, you're dimple.
06:47Simple as anyone told you you're looking fine today.
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man.
06:51I'm booking flights.
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me.
06:53What do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most likable person?
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04No.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job and...
07:13Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move out my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be traveling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28All right.
07:28What are you talking about?
07:28How much?
07:29London to Lagos.
07:30Family of four.
07:32Twice a year.
07:32My dad has thousands.
07:33So, what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:46Two hours.
07:48I'll help you.
07:49Yeah?
07:50Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52What are you doing?
07:52What are you doing?
07:53Put me down.
07:53Put me down.
08:02Put me down.
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition, and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements.
08:40They're caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these have you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Awesome.
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard, intruding like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologizing for calling him a dickhead.
09:36You know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me.
09:47But it was just about the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:07God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:18After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes.
10:35Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind.
10:41So, everything rests on my hustings speech.
10:43Which I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That X factor.
10:50That Tobyism.
10:52Right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55But we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:58So, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, I'm going to start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
11:25My name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students going to make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:50Pick up your top lip.
11:52You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident,
11:55but you can, you know, I don't know, act like a confidant.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again.
12:27All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds.
12:35You're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment.
12:37You're in a trouble zone.
12:40Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:49Yeah, sure.
12:51Okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations,
12:57disrupting societies, economies, and cultures.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources,
13:02enriching themselves while impoverishing local populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:15I thought you only cited the quote.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um, not on this page, not on this page.
13:31This stuff is my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI, bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:36You can't be using AI.
13:37They will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot.
13:50I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52Just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me.
13:54Um, and I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
14:20Wait, what?
14:21That's not around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:22You're always holding.
14:24I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:25Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:30Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:31Hey.
14:34Just what the doctor ordered.
14:36Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:40I did buy off.
14:54Yep.
14:56Uh, we did.
14:57Uh, nothing.
14:58Good.
14:58We have to go and support Femi because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now.
15:03Yes, now.
15:09But I can't lie, though.
15:10So we have some links or something because it's been hella funky.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:18Oh, yeah.
15:19Come here.
15:22What?
15:23So we said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, so...
15:26Yeah, I can't because I'm busy.
15:27Are you okay?
15:28No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:33So just ditch him.
15:34I can't.
15:35I can't.
15:35We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus...
15:38I can't feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:42A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Just get...
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:16Well, yeah, look.
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Goodbye.
16:21Calm.
16:21Let's just go.
16:22Okay, visual sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:32You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Cool.
16:36Great.
16:41Oh, I'll see you later.
17:08You're good.
17:09All right, settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:13You've become...
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamie, well,
17:37it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However...
17:41Kids!
17:42See me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honor.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony, but you get to represent the school
17:57at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13Gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan, welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie!
18:27The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins, but first, a few words from our candidates!
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devanye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:07Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a lovely good party to vote for any of my competitors.
19:23Cheese Boy, Flemmy, or the Ginger, would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:37Thank you, Chaplain Jones, you have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Sammy Femi!
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:47Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo, and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Dominus Calamie.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position.
20:08A position, a popularity contest.
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations of some foundations of a legacy that
20:23will be remembered forever?
20:28Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:35Joel Stroglie!
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Sammy Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:50Yeah!
20:51I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub, rather than a dong.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I am joking.
21:01I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient?
21:07Resourceful?
21:07I know that!
21:08Better than anyone!
21:09Like the time he forgot to pack boxes, so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
21:16Yeah!
21:17No, I know, gross!
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:37Sammy Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:49Vote for me!
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to vote!
22:10Vote!
22:12Vote!
22:14Vote for me!
22:15Vote for me!
22:18Vote for me!
22:18Vote!
22:19Vote for me!
22:20Vote for me!
22:27Vote for me!
22:29Yo, Omar!
22:29Where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Like, Omar, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen.
22:34I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association.
22:36But, brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38Look, it's me and Johnny.
22:39You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41Alright, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Sorry.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro!
22:46Omar!
22:46Cast your vote, man!
22:49You're a snake!
22:51You're a snake!
22:52You're a snake.
22:52You're a snake.
22:53Mr. States!
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:55Well, this doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology.
22:59Because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations.
23:03So, this is actually...
23:04Yes, good for that.
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole.
23:09Uh, sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:11Um, are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers,
23:28distracted by this and that.
23:29Nah, miss, that's...
23:29Sorry, that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33I just...
23:34Hobi.
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why are you not?
23:40Because unless you pick it up,
23:41you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:47Let this be a wake-up call.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be...
24:08cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit.
24:21I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:28Um...
24:28I promise, the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library, but I have no
24:32choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
24:38Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening, but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do because if you did, you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol Union.
25:00But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty and judge everyone around me if they're not up to my
25:03standards.
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:23Just go to you.
25:25We're going to retire.
25:30Are you from Severstone?
25:36Get it!
25:37Get it!
25:37How we do dis-change.
25:38Fruit-buyer everyday family keep it easy.
25:41Roads up on the street.
25:42Our hair-fram everyday will keep it greasy.
25:44Madbees tellin' me she loves the way that I move, but I tell her she sleazy.
25:47Maybe it's not the same
25:48But you can't imitate your baby
25:54Alright, clear
25:59Thanks
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let that floppy heads fool you, you know
26:02They can mess you up
26:03I was visiting Leah
26:04Well, until she kicked me out
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is cleared
26:13You know, just in case
26:19Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leah
26:27Yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is
26:40Sorry
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe
26:56Move
26:58Useless, useless
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted
27:04This is an unprecedented vote
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win
27:11As a result
27:12After a brief intermission
27:14We will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16And then vote
27:17Again
27:19Fuck my life
27:21Jesus
27:22Jesus
27:25Well done, you made it through
27:27Good effort
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work
27:30Oh, that was nothing
27:31That was just a mere tip
27:33The next round
27:34We're going in
27:35The entire
27:37Shaft and balls
27:40Shaft and balls
27:41Yeah
28:07Man like Toby
28:08Yo bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me
28:10Busy bro, busy
28:12How's it all going though?
28:14Bro, I did a mock exam
28:17I got a B
28:19Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:21No, no, no
28:21I'm just, I'm surprised
28:23I don't associate you with B's, innit?
28:24It's more of
28:25Femmys too
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year
28:28Me
28:29I
28:29Had that choice
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever
28:34And now
28:34It's looking like I ain't even got the option
28:36Well, it's a mock
28:38I can bounce back
28:39Jay
28:40Even if I can scrape it back
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights and all of that shit
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now
28:47So I don't even know what's going on
28:50Fuck me, man
28:51What if I've done all this
28:53Just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man
28:56It's Cambridge
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro
28:58If she don't understand, then
29:00I don't know, man
29:01She will, though
29:01You reckon?
29:02Yeah
29:04Look, man
29:05It's a big leap
29:07But you have to face it
29:08Even me coming here
29:09Bro
29:10I'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts
29:12But
29:13I'm glad I did it
29:15Bro
29:16If I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure
29:20Yo
29:21People are moving, innit?
29:22So let me buy you back, yeah?
29:24Alright
29:25In a bit
29:34So this is it
29:38Nah
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh
29:39I'm not laughing, it's shock, bro
29:41Shock?
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way
29:42With different emotions and sides in all of us
29:44Fighting
29:46And harmonising simultaneously
29:47Thanks
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear
29:50You can go now
29:51I'm in no rush, bro
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion
29:58She said she had her shitload left over
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco
30:04And they say romance is dead
30:08So what's going on with you and Leo?
30:10We're just different people
30:11Different priorities
30:13If that makes sense
30:14Yeah
30:14Makes a lot of sense
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing
30:19And he's great
30:21Really lovely, in fact
30:22And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars
30:25What?
30:26In a good way?
30:27I keep hiding from him
30:30I think I like him because he's safe
30:33And I thought that's good for me
30:34Because, you know, safe is my happy place
30:35I love safe
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is
30:42I'm not fooled by the button-up look
30:44I think you're attracted to messiness
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you
30:50Wait, nah
30:51I think it's you
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket
30:56Or jumping behind pillars
30:57To avoid what you really want
31:08Thank you, man
31:09Of course
31:10You're wise
31:11I watch a lot of
31:12Right at first sight with my grandma
31:14Dad
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro
31:16I don't get it
31:17Nobody watches that
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that
31:20See you later, man
31:31Oh, hi
31:33Leah
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up the other night
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing
31:46But it was for a good reason, I promise
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason
31:49But then it turns out that he is a dickhead
31:51You met up with someone else
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding
32:08Just because your dad was a dom
32:09Doesn't make you the best person for the job
32:12And anyway
32:12It's about time this role went to a woman
32:14Sorry, sorry
32:17Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic
32:21Oh, that's not even a word
32:22Yes, it is
32:22And you're an idiot
32:23Thank you very much
32:24Objection
32:25And overall
32:26But sustained
32:27Tramley
32:29Like, like
32:30It doesn't even make any sense
32:31Like, because the dom
32:32Has, like
32:33Like, like
32:33Never been a woman
32:34So that would make it fair
32:36Oh
32:37Bless you
32:38Pathetic
32:38And this one
32:39Look at him
32:40Is the dom
32:41Stiff
32:43Wooden
32:44Lifeless
32:44And those were just his King Lear reviews
32:46Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults
32:48Shut up, mate
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way
32:52Yeah
32:53Thank you very much
32:57Order, order
32:59Adebayo
33:01Yeah
33:02I wore the same pants for a week
33:05Yeah, I got pissed
33:07And pissed my bed
33:09And hid my sheets
33:12Let's see
33:12What else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes
33:14I suck my thumb
33:16When I'm sleeping
33:19I piss sitting down
33:23You'll probably tell them
33:24That
33:26I'm a virgin
33:32So
33:32Beyond the put-downs
33:34You've got nothing
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer
33:39Being the dom
33:40Because it doesn't mean anything to you
33:41Just like I'm guessing
33:44It doesn't mean anything to most of you
33:51Well
33:52It means something to me
33:54I want to do our year justice
33:57I want our future years
33:59To look back at our years
34:00The best year
34:01Full of absolute legends
34:07So
34:08Instead of voting for
34:10Mr. I don't really give a shit
34:12Vote for someone who does
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you
34:42Which ones into Glastonbury
34:45That's right
34:47Here's all these unlimited weapons for everyone
34:50I don't know how to do our yearΠ½Π°Ρat
35:20Theseaju
35:20Hi, Abby. You know what? I'm not sure if we're still together. I hope we are. I just want to
35:30talk to you. I need to talk to you. It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where your head is
35:36at, with any of it, but...
35:42What are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time? No. It's just... I've kind of left me on read for the past, like, three
35:56days.
35:57Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Well, I was about to send you a message. Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge and that you weren't going because of me,
36:06and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't. I can't.
36:10So, I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back. Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something. Yeah. Nah. Shit. Um...
36:39I love you, too.
36:43I love you, too.
36:50I...
36:50I probably love you.
36:54I love you.
36:58I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:11I love you, too.
37:11You don't want to...
37:26I love you.
37:29I love you, too.
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:52And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00I don't know.
38:01Honey, it's OK.
38:02I'm just fine.
38:02Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner, which means the candidate
38:09in second place is Tramly, meaning our new Dominus Calumni is Femi Adebayo.
38:27What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi Femi.
38:32Woo!
38:33Yes!
38:36Well, come on up, dickhead.
38:55How did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character, and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02Nobody chose you over Glaston tickets.
39:04And they saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects, and everyone in that room knows that.
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:13I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but David beat Goliath.
39:20Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem Fems, and I will find the truth.
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey.
39:34Hear my man about hey.
39:35Is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room.
39:3710pm, life or death.
39:39It is.
39:40So, are you going to tell us, or are you just gonna-
39:43Yeah, no.
39:43I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55What?
39:56Everyone's showing their A-level pieces, and what I've got in the exhibition is just
39:58not good enough.
40:00It gives, uh, I don't, uh, Leo?
40:03What?
40:04What is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12So, yeah.
40:14What do you think?
40:14It's giving emotion, shouldn't it?
40:16We're not even moving.
40:18Look, guys, Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
40:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't
40:23do it alone.
40:24You guys need to help, so we gotta do it now.
40:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but I agree with Carol.
40:32Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
40:35You're lying.
40:36I thought you guys would come and help me out.
40:38This is us helping you.
40:39Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
40:43You know what, what do you know?
40:44You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings
40:48for.
40:48He got your feelings for.
40:50You, yeah.
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
40:52Yo, take the best out of your waist.
40:53And then you, Femi.
40:54You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
40:56No, I can't lie.
40:57No, no, no.
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58No, bro.
40:59He just ruined us.
41:00Guys, guys, can you guys please go?
41:02Alright, listen.
41:03Our bad-
41:03Yeah, please.
41:04In fact, get out.
41:06Cool.
41:07Van Gogh?
41:09Huh.
41:15Charmine?
41:17What?
41:18I like to go on top.
41:19Girl, I heard like you did bad boys.
41:22Yammy, bad boys.
41:23Can't stop, won't stop.
41:25Oh.
41:26And she's searching like I'm rough.
41:29And look at me like a cowboy.
41:31I'm a cowboy.
41:32Can't stop, won't stop.
41:35Oh.
41:36Oh.
41:36And she's searching like I'm rough.
41:38Remembering like a cowboy.
41:45Let me pass your sugar
41:49Let me pass your sugar
41:50Let me pass your sugar
41:54Don't wait, don't cut cage me
41:59Sweet danger, there's no saving me
42:08Oh
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