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Heartbreak High (2022) Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00You
00:08High school almost killed me
00:13Came bloody close
00:17After almost being burnt alive I realized don't ask me. I'm a hot bitch to take out
00:23And so is hardly don't
00:27Have to tell you even if she is a few classrooms short these days
00:35What changed in the last year romance crossed enemy lines some friendships were left for dead
00:46There was heartbreak and there was a drama
00:52But we found a new normal in the end
00:58Some of us have flourished
01:01Some of us still annoying as hell
01:05As for me, I found my calling. I'm gonna smash my exams get into psych at university and continue being
01:13an absolute
01:14legend
01:16I'm done making dumb choices
01:19Being a magnet for chaos
01:22Dating the wrong guys
01:25Now I'm just gonna survive the final weeks of school so I can step into this beautiful thing called adulthood
01:31Adulthood
01:33Uh, that's not going to fit into the graduation video
01:41Um, the question was describe your high school experience in three words or less
01:46Soz, you know I ramble
01:47Well, I think you covered it with almost kill me
01:51The last days of school are crazy
01:55I do love the torture of your servants
01:58Please help
01:58That one's just mean
01:59Oh my sweet little empath, it's muck up day
02:02Yeah, we waited 13 years for this day for the right to terrorize the rest of the school
02:06Don't worry, Queenie, it's character building
02:08Exactly, that was me in year 8 and I turned out fine
02:11Debatable
02:13Confetti?
02:13High phosphorus detergent
02:15Can you hear the dolphins crying?
02:17Chill, Greenpeace
02:18It was made very clear that environmentally damaging products would not be welcome
02:22Queenie, can you overrule this?
02:23The school captain
02:24But I'm the head of the graduation committee so muck up day falls under my remit
02:28Oh, sorry Em, she's right
02:31Where do you expect me to put this?
02:32Shove it up your arse, I don't care, don't know, just get rid of it
02:36Hey, I hope that's not a glitter bomb
02:38Give me that
02:39What are you doing?
02:40What did I say about
02:41Warning the others
02:42Becoming vice-captain is probably the worst thing that could have happened to Sasha
02:46Yeah, total power trip
02:47You know, we could stash this at Rowan's place
02:50Hive mine, bitch
02:56You're the worst
02:58Thailand though
03:02They go
03:03They go
03:04They go
03:08Thanks, Mary
03:08Hi, hands off
03:12Oh, the boss really left his mark on this place
03:15Yeah, kind of unfair how we call it Rowan's place
03:20I heard he was at a hospital in Darren and he's back in Dublin, so that's good
03:24Oh, good for him
03:29Oh my god, oh my god, trial exam results are in.
03:3292 in biology, 95 in English, 85 in maths, the plan's on track!
03:37The plan's on track!
03:39What plan?
03:40Oh, me and Hopps go to Sydney Metropolitan Uni, Arts, Psychology.
03:44We graduate with honors, go backpacking, join a K-pop entourage,
03:48then come back and start our careers and co-parent an Alaskan Malamute named Jack Barclay.
03:52Yeah, that one.
03:53Sounds lesbo.
03:55My plan's to not get anyone pregnant.
03:57Mm.
03:57Yet.
03:59Should've been Malachi's plan.
04:01Oh, way to bring up ghosts of boyfriend's past.
04:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
04:06Um, where's your shirt?
04:08Soft, you banned me from wearing it.
04:10Apparently it's offensive to people who identify with having boobs.
04:13Oh.
04:15Oh, she's going down.
04:19Passive, aggressive, I'm sexy, obsessive.
04:21Impressive, that closet.
04:23Impressive, she messy, possessive.
04:26That message, that's right.
04:27No, guys, this isn't fair.
04:29I can only get some fun at a time.
04:32Oh!
04:37Oh!
04:38Oh!
04:41Oh!
04:46Oh!
04:48Oh!
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:52Oh!
04:53Oh!
04:54Oh!
04:55Oh, oh, oh!
05:06Oh!
05:10Oh, oh, oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21Oh!
05:21Oh my God!
05:21Oh my God!
05:22Oh my God!
05:23Oh my God!
05:31Oh my God!
05:33Oh my God!
05:35Oh my God!
05:35Oh my God!
05:35Oh my God!
05:37Well, those boys certainly had some cheek.
05:41Who were they?
05:41Oh, who else calls us Povo High?
05:43St. Bruno's boys!
05:44Guys, let's not go pointing fingers without proof, okay?
05:47Thank you, JoJo!
05:48Excuse me, St. Bruno's have been very charitable to us in the wake of the fire.
05:54They've lent us facilities and they've also donated textbooks.
05:58Miss, they didn't give us anything this time.
06:00They took from us.
06:01Yeah, the head of the Ibis mascot!
06:04Wow, he was a really ugly crier.
06:07Yeah.
06:07As school captain...
06:08And vice-captain, head of the Queer Environmentalist Social Justice Club and the graduation committee.
06:13I consider it my personal responsibility to ensure that morale remains high during these stressful times before we graduate, miss.
06:20Exactly.
06:21They didn't just take a mascot or an Ibis head.
06:24They took our school spirit.
06:26Here, here, here.
06:26And we're not gonna let them get away with it!
06:28Yeah!
06:29We're gonna just lay down and let them get down?
06:31Yes!
06:31What is it?
06:32Just settle down, everyone, please.
06:38All of you are nearly at the finish line of school, on the cusp of adulthood.
06:45Your trial exams are over.
06:47All that remains is showcase your final exams and graduation.
06:51You are so close to the end.
06:53Do not risk your very exciting futures on seeking retaliation.
07:02Am I clear?
07:05Am I clear?
07:09Yes, miss.
07:10Sure.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:11Yes, miss.
07:12Yep.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:16What have they done?
07:22Five years from now.
07:25Graduate drama school.
07:27Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony.
07:30And attending movie premieres with cash as my arm candy.
07:34They said that.
07:37Okay.
07:38Finish the apprenticeship.
07:39Um, and, you know, doing tattoos.
07:46Signing my multi-million dollar deal for my award winning podcast.
07:49Oh, about what?
07:50Anything I want.
07:52I'm a storyteller.
07:53Mum's got it all worked out.
07:55I'm gonna be a carpenter, like Jesus.
07:58I think they earn pretty good money.
07:59It's just like, nothing but wood.
08:02All day.
08:03I am going to be a practicing vet having graduated from my uni of choice because I'm going to get
08:08that scholarship.
08:09Everything going to plan.
08:11I'll get drafted in an AFLW team.
08:13Whatever I need to do.
08:14I'll move anywhere.
08:15I guess it kind of depends where Missy gets drafted.
08:18Because she's gonna get drafted.
08:20She's so great.
08:22Okay, where do I see myself in five years?
08:25I would love to start my own non-profit.
08:27You know, I wear my values and I'd like to do something along the lines of that.
08:31Um, just really helping people.
08:33Where will I be in five years?
08:36Yeah, I have no idea.
08:39I see myself in a mansion in Byron Bay opposite Chris Hemsworth with my sexy boyfriend Noah and my best
08:45friend Harper.
08:46All the Byron Bay locals will be my psychology clients.
08:49But I'll also dabble in spiritual healing and probably have a boob jump by that point.
08:57Looks great.
08:59Yeah, except I lost all of that footage because of the water bombs.
09:02No one will know that's missing.
09:05This video on my graduation speech for my last act of school captain.
09:08It has to be perfect.
09:09It will. It will be. I promise. Okay?
09:12Now just come hang out inside the bowler, alright?
09:14Everyone's there. There's no point obsessing over what happened.
09:16Come on. Come on.
09:20The St. Bruno's boys have been fucking with us all year.
09:23Why couldn't they just let us have our markup day?
09:25Because if they want something, they always get it.
09:28Do you think no one knows where the ibis head is?
09:31I don't know. Why don't we ask him?
09:33Oi, nah. You two. Out. Okay?
09:35My boss sees he's in here dressed like that.
09:36We're not staying, bro.
09:38Just pop by to see my stunning girlfriend.
09:41G'day.
09:41I really love that you showed your pink to my entire school.
09:45Yeah. That was Seb's idea.
09:47And the ibis head?
09:49Crime of opportunity?
09:51You'll get it back. Just don't let Seb know you want it.
09:55You enjoy the show, Dazzla?
09:57When was the last time you washed your arsehole?
10:01Where's the head?
10:03Hopper. If you want head, just ask nicely.
10:06Yuck!
10:08Would you help us get it back?
10:09Whatever. Not for this shit.
10:11Got to get to work.
10:13Do you need a lift to Harry's?
10:15No, I'm not at Harry's tonight.
10:16I got a summer job at the Carnival in Towns.
10:19What?
10:20I wouldn't set foot in that cathedral to white trash.
10:25How's your neck?
10:26You know, from my chokehold?
10:29You know, there's a strong correlation between violence
10:32and a low, low IQ.
10:34Alright.
10:36Back in your box.
10:39Come on.
10:39Ask you later, plebs.
10:41Hey, nice shorts.
10:43Dick.
10:46That piece of shit needs to go down.
10:50Noah too.
10:52It's us versus them.
10:54They have something of ours.
10:56We need something of theirs.
11:00A head for a head.
11:01Yes.
11:01Nope.
11:02You heard what Woodsy said.
11:05Since when do you care about what Woodsy says?
11:07Well, this time she's right.
11:09From now until the HSC, I'm literally spending every spare minute studying.
11:13I don't need any dumb distractions.
11:16And neither do you.
11:18This is our future, Harps.
11:28Darius then organised the Persian Empire into twenty provinces.
11:33Or satrapies.
11:34Why are you friends with Seb?
11:37I've known him since kindy.
11:39Yeah, we're kind of like you and Harper.
11:41Except Harper's not a massive dildo.
11:44Sometimes you just mates with someone because you have a shared past.
11:47Doesn't mean they're going to be in your future.
11:49Brutal.
11:49What?
11:50People change.
11:51Go down different tracks.
11:53That's not me and Harps.
11:55We're going to terrorise nursing homes together.
11:59So then I guess I'll be out of the picture by then?
12:02Yeah, you'll be dead already.
12:03I would have sexed you to death.
12:06Worst ways to go out.
12:08Like being assassinated by Anna Banis and his eunuch.
12:12I see what you did there.
12:14Gotta keep on track.
12:15Well, what would I do without you?
12:17Alright.
12:19What caused the fall of Persepolis?
12:21Persepolis was sacked and burned by Alexander the Great in 330 BC.
12:29That was really good.
12:31Yeah.
12:33Now take off your cardigan.
12:35It's really cold.
12:37No, it's freezing.
12:39Take off your cardigan.
12:39Off.
12:41Baby.
12:42I'm not going to ask again.
12:47Okay, I wanted to beat you at Quizmaster just once.
12:49Oh, my.
12:50What, by cheating?
12:52Well, it's not fair. You've got a Tudor.
12:54Yeah, and I give you all her notes.
12:57Give them here.
13:01Persian Empire.
13:04Pompeii.
13:10Where's the Han Dynasty?
13:24The Forbidden City.
13:36The Forbidden City.
13:38Oh.
13:42It's a grubby tactic.
13:46It's hard to focus now that I've seen your, um...
13:50cheat sheet.
14:01I mean...
14:03Gotta keep on track.
14:13I for a youth.
14:15But if a young tuxed family...
14:27I'm not...
14:27You're crazy.
14:33I want to know.
14:34But if, I don't know.
14:34I don't know.
14:37It's a new world.
14:37Oh!
14:38Oh, Principal McMahon, we all really appreciate you taking the time to see us today.
14:46Our students were very insistent.
14:48No problem. This is our Year 12 Captain Sharma, his vice, Johnson.
14:53I've asked him to join the meeting, considering the nature of it.
14:56Now, let me get this straight.
15:00Naked boys in balaclavas stormed Hartley High yesterday.
15:07And you think the boys are from this school?
15:09We know they are, sir.
15:10At this stage, that is a theory, yes.
15:12On what basis?
15:13Well, I think it's fair to say that there has been rivalry with our students and our schools.
15:19In the past, perhaps, this particular cohort has been very collegiate.
15:24They stole the head of our mascot.
15:26The chicken costume?
15:29It's an ibis.
15:31And it's an important symbol of our school.
15:34I'm asking that you question the boys on its whereabouts and get them to return it promptly.
15:38The logistics of what you're asking are a bit tricky.
15:41There are 112 graduating seniors, most of whom are not regularly on campus.
15:47I can identify one of the streakers. He's standing right next to you.
15:51Sebastian?
15:52That's not true, sir.
15:55I thought you said the boys were wearing balaclavas?
15:57Well, yes, but you can see the bruising on his neck. That's where Harper tackled him.
16:01One of the year 12 students tried to apprehend one of the culprits.
16:06Sir, I wasn't there and I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what they're talking about.
16:12Sebastian? How did you get that bruise on your neck?
16:14Spear tackle rugby game got a bit spirited.
16:16Oh, George.
16:20Bullshit.
16:20Okay, Sasha.
16:21I was two inches away from your penis and I saw that ugly little birthmark next to your ballsack and
16:27I will happily ID it.
16:29Okay, well clearly we can't do that.
16:31Go on, show us your dick.
16:32Enough!
16:33This meeting is over.
16:39Sasha, please sit down.
16:42Well, that went well.
16:44Mm-hmm.
16:59Oh, what a dreamboat.
17:00Rack off, creeper.
17:02Who is he?
17:02Just an old friend.
17:04Boyfriend.
17:04Briefly.
17:06Oi, Noah.
17:06Yo.
17:07Girlfriend's keeping tabs on her ex.
17:09Another car.
17:10Harper mentioned him yesterday and I was just curious as to what he was up to.
17:14Don't read into it.
17:16Cool.
17:18All good.
17:19Just gonna hit the showers and then I'll see you after.
17:21Okay.
17:21Talk to you soon.
17:22Love you.
17:23Love you.
17:25You are on a roll.
17:27Hmm?
17:27Stirring shit, stealing heads.
17:30Look, you've had your fun.
17:32When are you gonna give it back?
17:33I don't have it.
17:34Not anymore.
17:35Where is it?
17:36In a place where you'll never be able to get it.
17:38I think there's a minimum annual salary requirement just to get in the door.
17:56Piece of shit.
17:58How do we break it to Quinny?
18:01We don't.
18:02We go and get it back.
18:04The whole point of him leaving it there was so we couldn't.
18:07Well there's gotta be a way.
18:08You're the one with the inn.
18:09I'm not exploiting my relationship like that, Harper.
18:12So we just lie down and take it?
18:15So you're choosing Noah over me?
18:18Why are you so cut?
18:20Seb's always doing cooked shit like this.
18:21How is this time any different?
18:26I...
18:29I bombed the trials.
18:31What?
18:32How bad are your marks?
18:34Bad enough that I'm probably not getting into uni.
18:39It's okay.
18:40It's okay.
18:41It's okay.
18:42We've still got coursework and the HSC trials only count for 40%.
18:45We can save the plan.
18:48I'm like the only person I'd ever admit this to.
18:52But maybe I'm just not smart enough.
18:55I'll piss off.
18:56You are the smartest person I know, okay?
18:59Seriously, you're just working two jobs and you've got so much on your plate, you know?
19:03That's never gonna change, Emery.
19:06I have to support myself.
19:11Maybe...
19:12Maybe Seb's right about me.
19:15Don't you dare say that.
19:17Seb knows nothing.
19:18Fuck that guy, okay?
19:20Okay?
19:28Wait here.
19:34I'm sorry.
19:40Let's go.
19:50I'm sorry.
19:56I'll close.
19:57This is my first friend.
19:57You didn't use me?
19:57You didn't use me?
19:57I don't know.
19:58I've got it.
19:59I've been lost.
19:59You've got it.
19:59I've got this one.
20:21A head for a head.
20:23Okay.
20:23I love you, Matt, bitch.
20:25They left our ibis at the Yacht Club.
20:27We'll leave this bus somewhere they'll never lower themselves to rescue it from.
20:31Centrelink.
20:31Okay, Matt, a food court.
20:32Guys, no.
20:33We need a thing bigger.
20:34We need to go large and we need to do it tonight.
20:37Oh, I can't.
20:38I'm working at the carnival.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, my God, Oz.
20:43Seb said he never set foot in the carnival.
20:45Who could hang up from a ride?
20:47From a noose.
20:50We'll call it Operation Hedgehog.
20:53Hell yeah.
20:54Yeah, I've done my fair share of B&Es with the Adelaide.
20:57This one's not worth the risk.
20:59At least I don't think about breaking in.
21:00Harper literally works there.
21:02There's got to be a way to Trojan horse this shit, right?
21:04Oh, my God, actually...
21:05Still.
21:06We could totally...
21:07Not worth the risk.
21:09Hey, no running in the hall.
21:12Oh, there you are.
21:13Okay, so I've been thinking about the revenge plan for the ibis head.
21:16Oh, and we'd maybe still have it if you'd shut your hole in the Brunos meeting.
21:22Anyways, I was doing some digging on St. Bruno.
21:25Turns out he was a Carthusian monk who was never formally canonized.
21:30Like, there's got to be a reason why.
21:32Wait, you're going to cancel a dead saint?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36It's perfect.
21:37We hack into the St. Bruno School website, so when people go there...
21:40Boom!
21:40Up comes a picture of Bruno, covered in the facts the church don't want you to know.
21:49Right.
21:50You know what, Sash?
21:51That's, like, actually a really good idea.
21:55Really?
21:57Yeah.
21:57Yeah, I mean, we don't have a better one, right?
22:02I love it.
22:04Oh, yeah, sick idea, Sash.
22:06Ooh, great idea.
22:07Yeah, that's a matter.
22:08Yeah, that's a matter.
22:09Yeah, so good.
22:10Yeah, well, I thought so, so, um...
22:13Great, team, I'll get started on the research.
22:16Amazing!
22:16You're ahead to work, old boss.
22:18We love you, Vice Captain.
22:20All right, I'll plan shit's all over that, so I'll iron out the details and I'll see you there at
22:245pm tonight.
22:25Got it?
22:25Hell yeah.
22:26Hell yeah.
22:28It was an average egg.
22:29Who said, just one more time.
22:35One more climb.
22:38One last.
22:42High.
22:46But that final step
22:50would be his final breath.
22:55And all the king's horses
22:57and all the king's men
23:00couldn't put my son together again.
23:05This is bad.
23:06I need to impress the drama school people.
23:08The drama showcase is in two weeks.
23:10As the president of the drama club,
23:12you should be doing better.
23:13You should be taking this more seriously.
23:14I'm just trying to lean into the comedy, Zoe.
23:16Well, I'm trying to get us top marks.
23:18You know what I give top marks to, Zoe?
23:21Your other writing.
23:24You both know it's not me.
23:26Curse!
23:27Curse on both your houses!
23:34Macbeth?
23:35The other one.
23:37Guys, what other writing?
23:40Um...
23:41Ants has found this website open
23:43on library computers.
23:46That's some pretty horny content.
23:49Very smart.
23:49Okay.
23:50Erotic fiction.
23:51Miss called Velvet Thrones,
23:52if you want to check it out.
23:53I'm okay.
23:54Thanks, David.
23:54Ant went full missionary.
23:56Yeah.
23:56Got everyone to read it.
23:57Everyone.
23:58Give it to your sevens.
23:59Sick.
24:00The entire school.
24:02And you think Zoe wrote it?
24:03Probably not,
24:04but it feels so good
24:06to give a shit about it.
24:10I'm going to pretend
24:11I didn't hear any of that.
24:14I am heard it's
24:16actually really good.
24:18Have you, um...
24:20Have you read it?
24:21No, I don't get off to words.
24:22I'm more of like a
24:22VR headset, moisturizer kind of guy.
24:24Yeah, me either.
24:43Noah?
24:46Amory?
24:48What are you doing here?
24:49You didn't say you were going to come over.
24:50Oh, yeah, um...
24:52I left my charger,
24:54but, um, I can't stay.
24:55Harper's had a heap of shit day,
24:56so I need to...
25:00What is that?
25:03Why is your hair wet?
25:05And...
25:06Why do you smell like salt
25:07and vinegar chips?
25:10I went to the yacht club.
25:11You got the head.
25:13I just know how much
25:15it means to Quinny,
25:16so I, uh...
25:17Noah.
25:19Don't thank me yet, though.
25:20Um, strong winds overnight.
25:22Head fell off the bow
25:22into the water.
25:23Got swept onto the rocks.
25:25A crab made a home
25:26in its left eye socket,
25:26and then, um,
25:29the seagulls came.
25:33Oh, Jesus!
25:35Well, we could just clean it up.
25:36Yeah, I really didn't want
25:38to tell you this, Quinn,
25:39but, um,
25:40Seb took a shit in that.
25:44Seb is an animal.
25:47Which is why
25:48this mask
25:50needs to get it extra good.
25:52You've got a kiss,
25:53a feeling,
25:54you said you're nice,
25:55but a blue star
25:57about a salt parade.
25:59I want to meet
26:00Penetrator.
26:01Oh,
26:02that is not it.
26:04I wonder what he penetrates.
26:06Hearts,
26:07hearts, minds,
26:07souls.
26:08Well, probably vaginas.
26:13Bloody wristbands.
26:14Who needs blood spline
26:15of their hair?
26:16At this rate,
26:16I'll never be able
26:16to nose again.
26:18Guys,
26:19I was supposed to open
26:19my store 15 minutes ago.
26:20Come find me, yeah?
26:21Okay, thanks, babe.
26:22Oh, there's the others.
26:33Hey.
26:48It's Malachi.
26:50Remember?
26:50Yeah.
26:51The guy who doesn't,
26:53do goodbyes.
26:55Yeah.
26:58Um,
26:59I hope it's okay.
27:00I came,
27:00just,
27:01Missy invited me.
27:05I only flew in this morning.
27:06We just,
27:07we wanted to hang out.
27:12Um,
27:14what are you doing back?
27:15Uh,
27:16Dad.
27:16He finished up his contract,
27:17so Mum and I have just come
27:19to help hang up the house.
27:22Malachi,
27:22come on!
27:23Hurry up!
27:24Pfft!
27:26Oh,
27:26I hate to cut short
27:27this beautiful reunion,
27:29but unlimited rides,
27:30people.
27:32Sorry.
27:33We brought the band
27:33back together.
27:34Never leave us again,
27:36that part.
27:37Did you,
27:38um,
27:38did you know,
27:39you know,
27:41no?
27:42No.
27:43I mean,
27:44Malachi did post a story
27:45of him boarding a plane in Dubai,
27:46so I knew that he was in the approximate geographical location.
27:48What?
27:49I was stalking his socials this morning,
27:50I didn't see that story.
27:51Oh, no, baby,
27:52it was just close friends.
27:53Which I am right,
27:53the second learning you are one of.
27:55Look,
27:56it's a lot to unpack,
27:57but you need to remain focused on why we're here.
28:00No,
28:00you're right.
28:01Okay.
28:02Everyone's across the plan.
28:03Until go time,
28:04we just need to blend in,
28:05like regular teens
28:06enjoying a wholesome day out at the con.
28:09Period.
28:26Huh?
28:26Oh, yeah?
28:29Oh,
28:36Oh, yeah.
29:18You really are a witch.
29:20You just uttered his name,
29:21and he was like full-on summit.
29:24Sorry,
29:25that must have been a shock you,
29:26okay?
29:27I am now.
29:28Be the pond,
29:29not the fish.
29:31Moved on.
29:31My life is spectacular.
29:35More importantly,
29:36how are you feeling?
29:37Hmm.
29:39Hey,
29:40we're gonna get you through hops.
29:42Don't forget showcase.
29:44That'll make up for heaps of lost marks.
29:46I hope so.
29:47Yeah,
29:47well.
29:48I'm covering it breaks.
29:50You want to take yours now?
29:51Uh,
29:51thanks.
29:52I don't need a bum.
29:53Not even to eat?
29:55My mate will get me something.
29:57Does your mate have a name?
29:59Amory.
30:00Hey,
30:01I thought it was gonna be beautiful.
30:04Chill,
30:04Liam.
30:05She's also got a really hot,
30:06rich boyfriend,
30:07so don't waste your tickets.
30:08Oi!
30:09Chase Gerd on your own time.
30:12Have another drink,
30:13Clancy.
30:14Whoa.
30:15Way to speak to your boss.
30:16No,
30:16my mum's the boss.
30:17He's just the mongrel
30:18that she's shacked up with.
30:21Let me know if you change your mind,
30:22yeah?
30:26Lock up your
30:27door.
30:28Hey,
30:29Chase Gerd on your own time,
30:30yeah?
30:31Ha-ha.
30:41Amory!
30:54Can we just...
30:55All right.
30:58Oh,
30:59what's
31:00going on?
31:00We moved halfway across the world
31:02and I had to hear it from Lucy.
31:04I know,
31:04it was...
31:05it was a messed up time.
31:07At the very least,
31:08you could have said goodbye.
31:12That's that why
31:14you ignored my letter.
31:17I...
31:17I never got a letter.
31:20You didn't?
31:21No, I'm not like I.
31:24To be honest,
31:25it seems like a pretty convenient excuse
31:27for you to pull out now.
31:28I can be a dickhead,
31:30sure,
31:31but I'm not a liar.
31:33No,
31:33I slipped it into your locker
31:34the day of formal.
31:38That whole part of the school
31:40burnt to the ground.
32:03You're tragic.
32:05You...
32:06going on this alone.
32:07Yeah,
32:08I'm not.
32:10You're coming with me.
32:25Oh my God,
32:26this is so lame.
32:31You're scared.
32:33I'm not.
32:34I'm not.
32:38You know,
32:39laughter is a stress response
32:40to fear.
32:41Okay,
32:42I'm literally about
32:43the studying psychology.
32:44I think I can psychoanalyze myself.
32:47I'm not scared.
32:48Oh!
32:49I'm shooting myself!
33:04I don't think this is part of the ride.
33:09I must have just missed the sweet spot there, big man.
33:12Sorry about that.
33:13Better luck next time, eh?
33:14All right,
33:15three tickets,
33:16three chances to win.
33:18You're on that chest there,
33:19Hercules.
33:19Yeah!
33:20Step up and print!
33:22I think I got it from here.
33:23You wish?
33:25All right.
33:26Five bucks,
33:27as I can tell.
33:28Yeah,
33:28easy.
33:28Uh,
33:29are you forgetting something?
33:30I'm an athlete.
33:31I'll make you piss.
33:32Oh,
33:33the language of love.
33:34Want to learn?
33:35And check?
33:35You wish.
33:37Father of my babies.
33:40My heart.
33:41What?
33:42It's all rams.
33:43Give me that.
33:44Yeah,
33:44all right,
33:44you're not full.
33:45Give me that.
33:48I'm quite excited for that.
33:50Do it.
33:56I'm a winner,
33:57ladies and gentlemen.
33:59That was so good.
34:00That was so good.
34:02What prize do you want,
34:03Quinny?
34:05Sloppy hands!
34:07Sloppy hands.
34:08I have a sloppy hand.
34:09I have a sloppy hand.
34:10All yours,
34:11darling.
34:13Yeah!
34:23I actually would have
34:24picked you
34:25for studying inside.
34:27Hmm,
34:28yeah.
34:29I guess I've always
34:30been into watching people,
34:31you know,
34:32trying to understand
34:32why they do the things
34:33they do.
34:36Then after all the Rowan stuff,
34:38I had to see a counsellor.
34:39So,
34:41you know,
34:41that really helped me.
34:43I thought I'd like to help
34:44people in that way too.
34:48I'm really sorry
34:49about what happened.
34:52What Rowan did,
34:53it wasn't your fault.
34:54All mine.
34:55and even though it was
34:58an awful experience,
35:00brought some really positive change
35:02into my life.
35:03Like meeting Noah.
35:05Oh,
35:05your boyfriend?
35:06You know?
35:08Missy keeps me updated.
35:10so.
35:10Huh.
35:15So how long is it?
35:17About a year.
35:19Yeah,
35:19um,
35:21after the fire,
35:22St. Bruno's invited us
35:23to use their campus,
35:24like,
35:25their oval art rooms,
35:27sort of.
35:28He's a private school boy.
35:30Yeah,
35:31but like,
35:31the least awful version of one.
35:33No,
35:33he's the best.
35:35Honest,
35:35dependable,
35:37loyal.
35:38That sounds like
35:39you're describing a dog.
35:42Well,
35:42dogs can't hold tents,
35:43so no risk of them
35:44writing letters.
35:50So,
35:51um,
35:52not that it really matters
35:53much now,
35:54but,
35:55what did you write me?
36:00What?
36:07Uh,
36:11it was everything
36:11I was too afraid
36:13to say to you in person.
36:14Like what?
36:18Yeah.
36:23That I just,
36:28Oh,
36:29hi,
36:29Liam.
36:30Anne-Marie,
36:32so sorry to interrupt
36:33this.
36:35A little Timmy
36:36in the car ahead
36:36puked up a,
36:38sorry,
36:39you just,
36:41puked up a daggy dog
36:43all over Dracula.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Straight as to the exit,
36:46eh?
36:50What?
36:51Yeah.
36:52Yeah!
36:57Cody?
37:00Sasha?
37:01What are you doing here?
37:03Oh,
37:03my parents forced me
37:04to come and herd
37:05my feral brothers.
37:09Hey,
37:10I'm sorry
37:10about snapping
37:12in that meeting
37:12before I,
37:13I should've just
37:14let you handle it.
37:16It's okay.
37:19Hey,
37:20Liz,
37:20what are you doing here?
37:23What?
37:24Oh,
37:25my thumb,
37:25your hand!
37:26What,
37:27what,
37:27what,
37:27what,
37:27what,
37:27what?
37:31Sashi!
37:32Sashi!
37:33Look what I got!
37:34And I told you
37:35not to spend
37:36all of your money
37:37on that.
37:38Get here,
37:38we're going home!
37:39that's unfair!
37:40Mom said it was a ride!
37:45It's time to mobilise.
37:46Operation Headjob
37:47is a goal.
37:47Time pool's closing
37:48in 30 minutes.
37:50It's go time.
37:59You heading off?
38:00I thought I'd stick around,
38:02actually.
38:03I need a ride,
38:04so.
38:06Did Mr. Tell you
38:07the,
38:07the full plan?
38:08To get revenge
38:09on those rich Bruno
38:10wankers.
38:11Okay,
38:11so you know
38:11you'll be waiting
38:12for that ride
38:13for like,
38:14a while.
38:17Unless,
38:18I wait with you guys.
38:21A lot of bodies,
38:22little chalk.
38:25But if you want
38:26to get intimate
38:27with someone's armpit
38:28for the next few hours,
38:29be my guest.
38:29Mm-hmm.
39:24It's crow time.
39:30You guys are insane.
39:32Seb's going to
39:33shit himself.
39:34Roll up, roll up,
39:35get your tickets to ride.
39:37Guys, guys, guys,
39:37stop arse-ing around.
39:39We need to get this done
39:40and then we need
39:40to get the hell out of here.
39:42All right.
39:44I'll get the mannequin
39:44up there.
39:45Great.
39:47It's a Tony frogmouth!
39:49Nightmare fuel
39:49is what that is.
39:53It's all right,
39:54I'm good.
39:56It's all right,
39:56I'll get it.
39:57I've got this, baby.
40:01Nope, nope.
40:02Cannot do it.
40:03Aw.
40:03No, cool, dude.
40:05It's like a legit phobia.
40:06You're a legit pussy, dude.
40:08I'll fucking say that again.
40:09Okay, there cannot be
40:10a worse time for you guys
40:11to measure dicks.
40:12Please, please,
40:13settle down.
40:13Babe, babe, babe,
40:14it's okay.
40:16Settle.
40:17Settle.
40:19Oh, boy.
40:20Oh, okay.
40:22Don't forget.
40:24This.
40:26All right.
40:26Uh, grab the rope,
40:27harps.
40:28I'm just going to keep
40:29lookout or whatever.
40:30Yeah, Missy,
40:30can you actually
40:31go do the same?
40:32This is our
40:32horror film stop.
40:34And you know
40:34what to do, buddy.
40:35Do you know what to do?
40:36Um, and you two...
40:37I really need to have a wee.
40:39Impeccable timing,
40:40seriously.
40:41Go find a bush.
40:42Okay.
40:43Go with.
40:44Coming, Queenie.
40:55Come on.
40:56Can you help me with it?
40:59Hey!
41:01Jesus.
41:04Hold it up.
41:05Okay.
41:07Hurry up.
41:09Hold it.
41:10Hold it.
41:10Yeah, I've got it.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:16There we go.
41:17Oh, Bruno.
41:19Jenny.
41:21Suck it, Seth.
41:36What's going on?
41:37What's happening?
41:37I don't know.
41:39Let's learn now.
41:42Malachi!
41:43Just leave it!
41:44No!
41:44Let's go!
41:44Oh, my God.
41:52Come on!
41:53Come on!
41:54Come on!
41:59Come on!
42:00Come on!
42:00Oi!
42:00I can't!
42:01Oi!
42:02Come here, you little prick!
42:06Come back here, you little shit!
42:08Ah!
42:09Come on!
42:10Oi!
42:11Oi!
42:12Oi!
42:13Come on!
42:15Come on!
42:16Come on!
42:16Come on!
42:17Come on!
42:20Come on!
42:23Come on!
42:25Come on!
42:26Come on!
42:30Come on!
42:32Come on!
42:33Come on!
42:33Come on!
42:33Come on!
42:33Come on!
42:35Come on!
42:36Come on!
42:39Come on!
42:40I'm on the radio
42:42Go go go go go go
42:43La la la la la la
42:46Poor summer summer, poor poor summer box, yeah
42:50I love you
42:51Income blood
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