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00:01whee?
00:02I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kinda feel like I was made for this
00:05It is feel like I was made for it
00:06I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Think I'm bout to be late for this
00:10She knows gone wait for this
00:11Take the pick but don't feel to this
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16Might have to swing by for this
00:18She gon' have me on my rage
00:19Right?
00:25Well, I'm waiting for this
00:31I was hoping it was you, you might tell me that it's mine
00:38I was hoping there was something even I would keep me digging over time
01:01Femalicious? Are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me but I just need you to understand
01:07Femfems? Femalabous? Hate you?
01:11You're not mad? No, of course not
01:13Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head to head at the Hustings
01:30But I warn you, I play dirty
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see
01:57What?
01:58Uh –
02:17Felix
02:17Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself
02:20Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents
02:24But just don't be wasting my time
02:25Exams start soon
02:26Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs
02:28I don't care
02:29But just don't play with my work, I'm serious
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke
02:35Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library
02:39Well, I can do you one better
02:42First-hand sources and documents
02:45Courtesy of
02:49My Godfather
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever
02:51Yeah
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in
02:59Alright
03:00No fucking about
03:01You've got to get this done by today
03:02Preferably by six
03:03Great, yeah
03:04I'm going to go shower
03:05Cool
03:08Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah
03:10Cool
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar
03:48Thank you very much
03:49Get out, my boys
03:51Ouch-a
03:52Femi for don
03:54Say she
03:55Femi for don
03:55For cheddar
03:57Get cheddar started
03:59Make sure you're a great
04:01Cheddar for life
04:23Oh god, yeah, you look like Beth
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26Can't win this?
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest
04:29I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain
04:30But he's bribing people for the vote
04:32What?
04:33Fun-sized dairy snacks
04:34No, I think you've got every chance of winning
04:36Hi ladies
04:40Oh, the Dom
04:41Is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad
04:49Okay, well
04:50What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's gonna find out that I've lied
04:56I've already told them I've got an internship
04:58I'm sure they'll understand
04:59You don't know my family
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi
05:02I know
05:02But it means everything in this place
05:05If you have the gift of the gab
05:06You have the masses
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey
05:21Musky, you're natural
05:22I like it
05:23You have not a chance to shout
05:24It's taken me countless hours
05:25But I finished my final piece
05:26Oh my god, no way
05:28Wait, so the peaches are like
05:29Dead, gone
05:30Oh, thank god
05:31I'm so happy for you
05:32Is this it?
05:32Hey, hey, hey
05:33It's all about the anticipation
05:35The drama
05:36The reveal
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me
05:41Or like, who I am
05:42And that, that, that isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like
05:47A bird without wings
05:48Who said that?
05:50Me
05:50I did
05:51It's not
05:51Yeah, I just know
05:52But I'm just, I'm so proud of you, seriously
05:54Well, don't get too excited
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle
05:56If I want to switch out
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps
06:00From all the art schools
06:01Are coming to our final exhibition
06:03Don't pull it into place
06:04Oh my god, we should do like
06:05A joint art show over the summer
06:09Imagine two queer black artists
06:12Bearing their soul
06:13For unapologetic art
06:15She won't be a mad
06:25Tobey
06:25We need to talk
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate
06:28Urgent revision
06:29It's important
06:31Yo, Abbey
06:33It's me again
06:34Listen
06:35Uh, there's really low availability
06:37On these economy flights
06:38And I can't afford these business class flights
06:40So, uh, call me back
06:41Tobey
06:42What?
06:43You're looking fine
06:44Fine, boy
06:45What?
06:45No pimple
06:46Like your dimple
06:47Simple
06:48Has anyone told you
06:48You're looking fine today?
06:49A few people
06:50Okay, listen
06:51Move, man
06:51I'm booking flights
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me
06:53What do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out
06:56Being the dominant sclammy
06:58Means I have to get people to like me
07:00I was thinking like
07:01Oh, who's the most
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there
07:04No
07:04Just a few hours of your time
07:06Brother
07:06I ain't got no few hours
07:07I've got revision to do
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight
07:10With his Japanese job
07:11And
07:13Well, Abbey's hiding from me
07:16Move up my way
07:18Air miles
07:22What do you mean air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe
07:25It's going to be pretty expensive
07:26Okay, so get to the point
07:27Alright
07:28What are you talking about air miles?
07:29London to Lagos
07:30A family of four
07:31Twice a year
07:32My dad has thousands
07:33So what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the don
07:36I'm pretty sure my proud dad
07:38Will slip me a few
07:40Which means I can slip a few to you
07:46Two hours
07:47I'll help you
07:49Yeah?
07:50Yeah
07:50Yeah
07:50Oh my God
08:04Absolutely not
08:05But mistress
08:05This is not the sort of art
08:07I want associated with St. Gilbert's
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining
08:11Top art schools are coming to this exhibition
08:13And it's a big deal for students
08:15It is not all about you
08:18Yes, mistress
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements
08:40C supplements
08:41Caffeine tablets
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:49Uh, 761 words
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm
08:52Damn
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good
09:00I've got some stuff here
09:03Awesome
09:07Thanks
09:13I really am sorry
09:15You know, for being at your yard
09:17And treating like that
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up
09:20I know, but
09:22That's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway
09:32He seems like a dead guy
09:34I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead
09:36You know I'm right
09:38Dad's a shit
09:40It's a fact of life
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me
09:45But
09:47It was just about the divorce
09:50Left before the income mum's signature was even dry
09:55So, it's either Cambridge
09:56Or staying home with her
09:58Can't he get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money is yours
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job
10:06God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund
10:09What a tragedy
10:10I know
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:19After all, you're doing really well
10:31Each candidate has their own thing
10:33Mabel has cupcakes
10:34Cheddar's got cheese
10:36Obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind
10:41So everything rests on my hustings speech
10:43Which I've been working on
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that
10:47Vim
10:48That, uh, that X-factor
10:49That
10:51Tobyism
10:52Right, well
10:52I am one of one and can't be replicated
10:54But
10:56We'll try
10:57Let's see what you got
10:57So, uh
10:59I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny
11:02So, uh
11:03I'm gonna start with a joke
11:07Knock knock
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:19Well, after everybody laughs
11:20And it breaks the ice
11:22I go on to say
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen
11:25My name is Femi Adebayor
11:27I'm here for your vote
11:28To elect me as your Dominus Kalami
11:31Bro, I'm bored
11:31Bro, because you're not listening
11:32I'm not listening
11:33Because I'm bored
11:35It's about a presentation
11:36For starters
11:37You're there mumbling into your chest
11:38Because, bro
11:39You're making me anxious
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students
11:41Gonna make you feel
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me
11:47Like it does for you
11:50Pick up your top lip
11:51You're the actor
11:53Okay
11:54You might not be confident
11:56But you can
11:57You know
11:58I don't know
11:58Act
11:59Like you're confident
12:00How?
12:01Stand up
12:05Chin up
12:06Chest up
12:08Deep breath
12:10Sell it to me
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen
12:15My name is Femi Adebayor
12:17Adebayor
12:18And I'm here to tell you
12:20Why I should be elected
12:21As your Dominus Kalami
12:24Better
12:24Less with the gum fingers
12:25But good
12:26Okay
12:26Again
12:26Alright
12:28Promises, promises, promises
12:29Said you do it later
12:30But later never came
12:31I've abolished astonishment
12:32Don't be surprised
12:32When you hear my name
12:33In a room that you hobbled in
12:34I'm made of diamonds
12:35You're made of cobblestone
12:36I'm in alignment
12:36You're in a trouble zone
12:39Okay
12:40Not either
12:41Okay
12:42Okay
12:43Okay
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:49Yeah, sure
12:49Um
12:51Okay
12:52Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm
12:55On colonised nations
12:56Disrupting societies, economies and cultures
12:59European powers exploited indigenous resources
13:02Enriching themselves
13:03While impoverishing local populations
13:06Sounds familiar
13:07Yeah
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know
13:12You haven't cited it
13:15I thought you only cited the quotes
13:17Okay, but it's word for word
13:18So it is a quote
13:19Bloody hell
13:20It's what I would have said anyway
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um
13:28Not on this page
13:29Not on this page
13:31This stuff is my own
13:34This is mostly AIs
13:35AI, bro
13:36Yeah
13:36You can't be using AI
13:37They will find out
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No
13:47No, no, no
13:48Not at all
13:49It just
13:49I'm not an idiot
13:50I know you're lying
13:50I'm not lying
13:51I just need some massaging
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me
13:54Um
13:54And
13:56I'll have a play around with it
13:57Okay
14:20I don't know what you're talking about sir
14:27Honestly, sir
14:28I don't know how that got there
14:29Right, open your bag
14:30No, not that bad
14:34Just what the doctor ordered
14:36Ladies and gentlemen
14:38My name is
14:39Femi
14:39Are you by your
14:54Yep
14:55Uh, what are you doing?
14:57Uh, nothing
14:58Good
14:58We have to go and support Femi
15:00Because every vote counts
15:01So let's go
15:01What now?
15:02Talking about now
15:03Yes, now
15:09But I can't lie to us
15:10We have some links or something
15:11Because it's been hella funky
15:12Yeah, no
15:12I've just been working
15:13And I just didn't have time
15:14Just shout out
15:18Yo, Neil
15:19Come here
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now
15:25Yeah, I can't
15:26Because I'm busy
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No
15:29Because the dead weight that is Felix
15:31Has somehow become even deader
15:33So just ditch him
15:35I can't
15:35We're being marked
15:36And working together
15:37Plus
15:38I can't feel bad for him
15:40You're like
15:41Kicking a puppy
15:43A spoiled
15:44Entitled
15:44Problematic puppy
15:46I don't know
15:47I just think he needs to feel like
15:48He's not fucking useless
15:49Right now
15:50Okay
15:51So let me just get this straight
15:52So we both can understand
15:53So you're gonna do the lion's share
15:54Of the work
15:55On a project
15:55Talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57So that you can help
15:58Your privileged white boy buddy
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen
16:02I've got tons of shit to do
16:03And I even said I was gonna meet Benjamin
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand
16:07Just get
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down
16:09And just
16:09I beg your pardon
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted
16:12Wish Femi the best for me
16:14I've got shit to do
16:15But Leah, look
16:16No butts apart from you two's
16:18Getting out of the library
16:19That's rude
16:20Thank you, goodbye
16:21Calm
16:21Let's just go
16:22Okay
16:22Visual sorted
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here
16:26I've got everything
16:27Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do
16:31On my part
16:32You can just leave me with it
16:33I promise
16:34Okay
16:35Cool
16:36Great
16:41Well, I'll see you
16:43Later
17:07You good
17:09Alright, settle down
17:10Settle down
17:11Settle down
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy
17:34But choosing the Dominus Calamie
17:36Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision
17:40However
17:41Kids
17:41See me afterwards, Quentin
17:43However
17:44Becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert's tradition
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony
17:55But you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador
18:00Miss MacDonald
18:13Gentlemen, boys
18:15And thank you, Jonathan
18:18Welcome to the hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie
18:27The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins
18:36But first, a few words from our candidate
18:45My best friend Leah and my girlfriend Devanye for checking my privilege
18:50You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree
19:00I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:08Well, I did just say a few words
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a lovely good party
19:20To vote for any of my competitors
19:24Cheese boy, Lemmy, or the ginger
19:27Would be a vote for mediocrity
19:30But I'll let you decide
19:33Thank you
19:37Thank you
19:39Chaplain Jones
19:40You have my vote
19:42Up next, we have
19:43Sammy Femi
19:45Oh, sorry
19:46Femi Adebayo
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen
19:57My name is Femi Adebayo
20:00And I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Dominus Calamie
20:04Some of you may see this as a position
20:06A position
20:10A popularity contest
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations of some...
20:21Foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:28Wow, that was uninspiring
20:31Up next, we have...
20:35Donald...
20:36Johnny!
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:51Yeah!
20:51I mean, uh...
20:53Bit of a shaky speech there
20:54He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub
20:57Rather than a dong
21:00Yeah, I'm joking
21:01I'm joking
21:01I mean, nice effort
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it really?
21:06Resilient
21:07Resourceful
21:07I know that
21:08Better than anyone
21:09Like the time he forgot to pack boxes so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week
21:15Yeah, no, I know, gross
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi
21:25Before you know it, he's walking like you
21:28He's talking like you
21:29And he's dressing like you
21:31If you don't have a personality
21:33You just take someone else's
21:36Isn't that right?
21:38Semi Femi
21:46What else?
21:48Oh yes
21:49Vote for me!
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need
22:06And now, it's time
22:08To VARGE!
22:28Yo, Omo, where you going?
22:31Where are you going?
22:32Hey Omo, where are you going?
22:33Yo, listen
22:34I know it's embarrassing
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association, but brother
22:37We can't just bail on Femi now
22:38Look, it's me and Johnny
22:38You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now
22:41Alright, cool
22:41At least hand in your vote
22:43Bro, I gotta go
22:43Just cast your vote!
22:45No, no, no, bro
22:45Omo, cast your vote, man
22:49Your snake
22:51Snake in it
22:52Mr. Stakes
22:54Yeah, miss
22:55This doesn't look like a revision
22:58It's biology
22:59Because I'm studying the cortisol levels
23:01Under high pressure situations
23:03So this is actually
23:04Yeah, it's good for that
23:05Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole
23:06Thank you
23:09Sorry, miss
23:10Sorry, excuse me
23:11Um
23:12Are you sure this is
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here?
23:16No, that's correct
23:18I've never got a B in my life
23:20This was a mock exam
23:21Imagine if it had been the real thing
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers
23:28Distracted by this and that
23:29No, miss, that's
23:29Sorry, that's not true
23:30I've been focused, miss
23:32I've been focused
23:32I have been focused
23:33I just
23:35Hobi
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up
23:41You're not going to get the grades you need to get in
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise
23:46Let this be a wake up call
24:05Oh my god
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be
24:08Cool and romantic and shit
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy
24:14Why are you here?
24:15He said six o'clock
24:16I cancelled
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel
24:26I'm sorry
24:27Um
24:28I promise
24:29The last thing I wanted to do
24:30Was spend all night in a library
24:31But I have no choice
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand
24:38Listen
24:39I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening
24:40But I actually got work to put in
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know
24:44Yeah, I know
24:45I don't think you do
24:46Because if you did
24:47You'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here
24:49Or if you weren't so
24:51Self-absorbed
24:52And listened
24:54You know I was up at 5am today
24:55Just so I could get the nail off to see you
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol unit
25:00But that doesn't give me an excuse to be shitty
25:02And judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going
25:08Cool
25:26Are you from Sevaston?
25:36Yeah
25:36Get it, get it
25:54Alright, Claire
25:58Thanks
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know
26:02They can mess you up
26:03I was visiting Leo
26:04Until she kicked me out
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear
26:13You know, just in case
26:20Do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leo
26:27Yeah
26:28Yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry
26:44Miss Chaplain Jones
26:45Oh
26:52Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe
26:56Move
26:58Useless, useless
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted
27:02Move, move, move
27:05This is an unprecedented vote
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win
27:11As a result
27:12After a brief intermission
27:14We will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16And then vote
27:18Again
27:19Fuck my life
27:21Jesus
27:23What?
27:24Well done, you made it through
27:27Good effort
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work
27:30Oh, that was nothing
27:31That was just the mere tip
27:33The next round
27:34We're going in
27:35The entire
27:37Shaft and balls
27:41Shaft and ball?
27:42Yeah
28:07My life told me
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me
28:10Busy, bro, busy
28:12How's it all going though?
28:14Bro, I did a mock exam
28:17I got a B
28:19Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no
28:21I'm just, I'm surprised
28:23I don't associate you with B's, innit?
28:25It's more of
28:25Femmys too
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year
28:28Me, I
28:29I
28:30Had that choice
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby
28:32Or whatever
28:34And now
28:34It's looking like I ain't even got the option
28:36Well, it's a mock
28:39Bounce back
28:39Jay
28:40Even if I can scrape it back
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights
28:44And all of that shit
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now
28:47So I don't even know what's going on
28:50Fuck me, man
28:51What if I've done all this
28:53Just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man
28:56It's Cambridge
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro
28:58If she don't understand then
29:00I don't know, man
29:01She will, though
29:01You reckon?
29:02Yeah
29:04Look, man
29:05It's a big leap
29:07But you have to face it
29:08Even me coming here
29:09Bro
29:10I'm still feeling out of place and out of sorts
29:12But
29:13I'm glad I did it
29:16Bro, if I didn't
29:16I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure
29:21Yo, people are moving, innit?
29:22So let me
29:22Let me buy you back, yeah?
29:24Alright
29:24Nah, he's it
29:25In a bit
29:34So this is it
29:37So this is it
29:37Nah
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh
29:39I'm not laughing, it's shock, bro
29:41Shock?
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way
29:42Different emotions and sides in all of us
29:44Fighting
29:46And harmonizing simultaneously
29:47Thanks
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear
29:50You can go now
29:51I'm in no rush, bro
29:53Yeah
29:53You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion
29:58She said she had her shitload left over
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco
30:04And they say romance is dead
30:08So what's going on with you and Leah?
30:10We're just
30:11Different people
30:11Different priorities
30:13If that makes sense
30:14Yeah
30:15Makes a lot of sense
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing
30:19And he's great
30:21Really lovely
30:22In fact
30:22And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars
30:25What?
30:26In a good way
30:27I keep hiding from him
30:29I think I like him because
30:32He's safe
30:33And I thought that was good for me
30:34Because you know, safe is my happy place
30:35I love safe
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is
30:42I'm not fooled by the button up look
30:45I think you're attracted to messiness
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you
30:50Wait, nah
30:51I think it's you
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket
30:55Or jumping behind pillars
30:57To avoid what you really want
31:08Thank you man
31:09Of course
31:11You're wise
31:11I watch a lot of
31:12Right at first sight with my grandma
31:14Dad
31:14You're on that?
31:15Yeah bro
31:16I don't get it, nobody watches that
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that?
31:20See you later man
31:31Oh, hi
31:33Leah
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for?
31:40For...
31:40For standing me up the other night
31:42I'm sorry Zhang, I thought it was just a whole study thing
31:46But it was for a good reason, I promise
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason
31:49But then it turns out that he is a dick
31:51You met up with someone else
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really Leah?
31:56Yeah
32:04That is just blatant nepotism
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding
32:08Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman
32:14It's here
32:15Sorry, sorry
32:17Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic
32:21Oh, that's not even a word
32:22Yes it is
32:22And you're an idiot
32:23Thank you very much
32:24Objection
32:25And overall but sustained
32:27Tramly
32:29Like it doesn't even make any sense
32:31Like because the dom has never been a woman
32:34So that would make it fair
32:36Oh, bless you, pathetic
32:38And this one, look at him as the dom
32:42Stiff, wooden, lifeless
32:44And those were just his King Lear reviews
32:46Is that all you've got? Insults?
32:48Shut up mate, haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story by the way
32:52Yeah, thank you very much
32:57Order, order
32:59Adebayo
33:01Yeah
33:02I wore the same pants for a week
33:05Yeah, I got pissed
33:07And pissed my bed
33:09And hid my sheets
33:12Let's see, what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping
33:19I piss sitting down
33:23You'll probably tell them that
33:26I'm a virgin
33:32So, beyond the put downs
33:35You've got nothing
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom
33:40Because it doesn't mean anything to you
33:41Just like I'm guessing
33:44It doesn't mean anything to most of you
33:51Well, it means something to me
33:54I want to do our year justice
33:57I want our future years
33:59To look back at our year as the best year
34:01Full of absolute legends
34:07So, instead of voting for
34:10Mr. I don't really give a shit
34:12Vote for someone who does
34:31Any final words?
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glaston Ray!
34:43Yes!
34:46That's right!
34:47Here's all these unlimited weapons for everyone!
35:09And then you get so many people
35:09I want to do some big things
35:10You're the most beautiful thing
35:14Well to me
35:14I want to do some big things
35:14Up I want my thoughts
35:21Hi, Abby. You know what? I'm not sure if we're still together. I hope we are. I just want to
35:30talk to you. I need to talk to you. It's about the travelling. I'm not sure where your head is
35:36at, with any of it, but...
35:42What are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time? No. It's just... I've kind of left me on read for the past, like, three
35:56days.
35:57Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. Well, I was about to send you a message. Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge and that you weren't going because of me,
36:06and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't, I can't, so...
36:11I think that's because I love you.
36:17You don't need to say it back. Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something. Yeah. Nah. Shit. Um...
36:39I love you, too.
36:43I...
36:50I love you, too.
36:54I...
36:55I love you.
37:04I love you.
37:08I don't know about you, but...
37:09I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:16Mean evil.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:52And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is...
37:58Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00No, no. Honey, it's okay. I'm just fine.
38:02Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:16Tramly.
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23Femi Adebayo.
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi Femi.
38:36Well, come on up, dickhead.
38:55How did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character, and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02Nobody chose you over Glaston tickets.
39:05And they saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects, and everyone in that room knows that.
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:13I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but...
39:16David beat Goliath.
39:20You know that something isn't adding up here, femfems,
39:23and I will find the truth.
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey.
39:34Hear my man about, hey, is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death.
39:39It is!
39:40So, are you going to tell us, or are you just gonna...
39:43Yeah, nah, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55This is just not good enough.
39:56Everyone's showing their A-level pieces, and what I've got in the exhibition...
39:58Is just not good enough.
40:00It gives, er... I don't... er...
40:03Leo?
40:03Wait, what is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12so yeah what do you think it's giving me emotion sickness we're not even moving
40:18look guys carol said i couldn't show up but fuck that i'm gonna break in and make sure this is
40:22what
40:22the art school reps will see but i can't do it alone you guys need to help so we've got
40:25to do
40:25it now i don't usually agree with carol but i agree with carol omar you took me out of my
40:34studying
40:34for this you're lying i thought you guys would come and help me out this is us helping you
40:39brother don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan you know what do you know you
40:45sabotage your entire a-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for
40:48he got you yeah you crash and burn every relationship you're in yo take the best and then you femi
40:54you
40:54can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants no i can't lie what are you trying to
40:58say no bro you know what guys guys can you guys please go all right listen our bad yeah please
41:04in fact get out vangoff
41:19girl i heard you like the bad boys yeah i'm a bad boy can't stop don't stop oh
41:25and she's searching like i'm rough you can't lie you like a cowboy i'm a cowboy can't stop don't stop
41:34oh
41:35you're sweet like sugar let me taste your sugar you gave it super you gave it gave it super
41:44you gave it super you gave it super you gave it super you gave it super you don't wait oh
41:57can't change me sweet danger that's for saving me
42:08oh
42:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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