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00:01I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kinda feel like I was made for this
00:05This is feel like I was made for it
00:06I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Think I'm about to be late for this
00:10She knows gone away for this
00:11Take the pic but don't filter this
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16I'm gonna have to swing by for this
00:18She gon' have me on my rage
00:19I'm gonna have to take a look at what I'm doing
00:22I'm gonna have to go ahead and finish my house
00:23I know it's hard to get out there
00:25Well, let's wait for it
00:29Oh, yeah, come on that side.
01:01Femalicious, are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:07Fem-fems, Femalemous, hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not.
01:14Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now.
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realize that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head-to-head at the Hustings, but I warn you, I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
01:57The darle, the devil...
01:57Husta, d'rlp, d'rp, d'rp, d'rp, d'rp.
02:09Fuck!
02:16Felix, yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:21Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:24but just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:28I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:31I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better.
02:43First-hand sources and documents, courtesy of...
02:49My godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:03Preferably by six.
03:04Great.
03:04I'm going to go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:35You thirsty.
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:41What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my ass.
03:51Ouch-ah.
03:52Femi for Dom.
03:54Sage, she is for cheddar.
03:57Get cheddar started.
03:59Make it to the guild's break.
04:01Cheddar for life.
04:22Oh, God, yeah.
04:24You look like Beth.
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26I can't win this.
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:29I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:31But he's bribing people for the vote.
04:32What?
04:33Bun-sized dairy snacks.
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:37Hi, ladies.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well, I...
04:53What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's going to find out that I've lied.
04:56I've already told them I've got the internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand.
04:59You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:17Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Hmm, musky, your natural.
05:22I like it.
05:23You have not a chance to shout.
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:27No way.
05:28Wait, so the peaches are, like...
05:29Dead.
05:30Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God.
05:31I'm so happy for you.
05:32Is this it?
05:32Can I see it?
05:33Hey, hey, hey.
05:33It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am, and...
05:43That isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me.
05:50I did.
05:51Snap.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just...
05:52I'm so proud of you.
05:53Seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03Don't put it into place.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:05We should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:10Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art shows.
06:16Imagine.
06:25Toby, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:29Urgent revision.
06:30Hey, Miss Abby.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abby.
06:33It's me again.
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights, and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:40So, call me back.
06:42Toby.
06:42What?
06:43You're looking fine.
06:44Fine, boy.
06:45What?
06:45No pimple.
06:46Like, you're dimple.
06:47Simple as anyone told you you're looking fine today.
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man.
06:51I'm booking flights.
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me.
06:53What do you want?
06:54So, uh, it turns out, being the Dominus Calami means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, oh, who's the most likable person?
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04No.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job, and...
07:13Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move out my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be traveling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28All right.
07:28What are you talking about?
07:28How much?
07:29London to Lagos.
07:30Family of four.
07:32Twice a year.
07:32My dad has thousands.
07:33So, what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:47Two hours.
07:48I'll help you.
07:49Yeah?
07:50Yeah.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52What are you doing?
07:52What are you doing?
07:53I'll put me down.
07:53I'll put me down.
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C supplements.
08:40They're caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Awesome.
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard and treating like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me, but it was just a part of the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:07God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:18After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes, Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind, so everything rests on my hustings speech.
10:43Which, I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That, uh, that X-factor.
10:50That Tobyism.
10:51Mm, right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:55But, we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:58So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, uh, I'm gonna start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
11:25My name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students gonna make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:50Pick up your top lip.
11:52You're the actor.
11:52Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can, you know, I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again.
12:27All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds.
12:35You're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment.
12:37You're in a trouble zone.
12:40Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:49Yeah, sure.
12:51Okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies, economies,
12:58and cultures.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves while impoverishing local
13:05populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:15I thought you only cited the quote.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um, not on this page, not on this page.
13:31This stuff is my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI?
13:36Bro?
13:36Yeah.
13:36You can't be using AI.
13:37They will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot.
13:50I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52I just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me.
13:55Um, and I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
14:20Wait, what?
14:21That's not around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:22You're always holding.
14:24I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:25Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:30Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:31Hey.
14:34Just what the doctor ordered.
14:36Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:40I did buy off.
14:54Yep.
14:56Uh, we did.
14:57Uh, nothing.
14:58Good.
14:58We have to go and support Femi because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now.
15:03Yes, now.
15:09But I can't lie, though.
15:10So we have some links or something because it's been hella funky.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:22What?
15:23So we said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, so...
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:34So just ditch him.
15:35I can't. We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:42A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know. I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me. I've got shit to do.
16:16No butts apart from you twos getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Thank you. Goodbye.
16:22Okay, visual sorted. What's next?
16:24You know what? I think you're good from here. I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part. You can just leave me with it. I promise.
16:35Okay. Cool.
16:36Go ahead.
16:41Well, I'll see you later.
17:09Settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:13Good to come.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy.
17:34We're choosing the Dominus Calumet.
17:36Well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However...
17:41Kids!
17:42See me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calumet is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honor.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony,
17:55but you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13Gentlemen, boys.
18:15And thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the Hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calumet.
18:45My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devanye, for checking my privilege.
18:50You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:08Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a bloody good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors, Cheese Boy, Flemmy, or the Ginger,
19:27would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:38Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
19:40You have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Semi-Femi.
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:47Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo,
20:00and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Dominus Calami.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position,
20:08as a position, a popularity contest.
20:12But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations
20:18of some foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:29Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:35Joel Stroglie!
20:44Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi-Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:50Yeah!
20:51I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub,
20:57rather than a dong.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I am joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient?
21:07Resourceful?
21:07I know that better than anyone.
21:10Like the time he forgot to pack boxes,
21:12so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
21:16Yeah.
21:17No, I know.
21:17Gross.
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
21:35Isn't that right?
21:37Sammy Femi.
21:45What else?
21:47Oh yes.
21:49Vote for me.
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to VARGE!
22:29Yo, Omo, where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Hey, Omo, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen.
22:34I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association,
22:36but brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38It's me and Johnny.
22:39You want us to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41All right, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro.
22:45Omo, cast your vote, man.
22:49Your snake.
22:51Snake in it.
22:53Mr. Stakes.
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:55This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology, because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations,
23:03so this is actually...
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole.
23:09Sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:11Um, are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers,
23:28distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, but that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33I just...
23:34Hobie, have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why do I say not?
23:40Because unless you pick it up,
23:42you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:47Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do
24:30was spend all night in a library,
24:31but I have no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you
24:36without a book in your hand.
24:38Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,
24:41but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do,
24:46because if you did,
24:47you'd understand the amount of pressure
24:48that I'm under here.
24:49Oh, if you weren't so self-absorbed
24:52and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today
24:55just so I could get the night off to see you.
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol Union,
25:00but that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
25:02and judge everyone around me
25:03if they're not up to my standards.
25:04Oh, you can leave now.
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:09Cool.
25:27Are you from Sevaston?
25:36Get it, get it.
25:37How we do this ting
25:38Root boy, everyday fam, you keep it easy
25:40Growing up on the streets
25:42Our hair fam, everyday, we keep it greasy
25:44Baby's telling me she loves the way
25:45that I'm loose, but then it's just sleazy
25:47Me and you's not the same
25:48Root boy, you can't imitate old baby
25:57All right, clear.
25:59Thanks.
26:00Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know.
26:02They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo, well,
26:05until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait
26:12until the coast is clear, you know,
26:13just in case.
26:20Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for the year.
26:27Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplin Jones.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Oh, useless.
27:02Move, move, move.
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached
27:09the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result,
27:13after a brief intermission,
27:14we will hear from our candidates
27:16one last time
27:16and then vote
27:18again.
27:19Fuck my life.
27:21Jesus.
27:23Oh, man.
27:24Dom, Dom.
27:25Well done.
27:26You made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign
27:29didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just a mere tip.
27:33The next round,
27:34we're going in
27:35the entire
27:36shaft and balls.
27:40Shaft and balls?
27:42Yeah.
27:43Yeah.
28:07Man like Tobi.
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you remember
28:10starting to forget me.
28:11Busy, bro.
28:11Oh, busy.
28:12How's it all going, though?
28:14Well, I did a mock exam.
28:17I got a B.
28:18Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no.
28:22I'm just, I'm surprised.
28:23I don't associate you
28:23with B's, innit?
28:24It's more of
28:25Femmys, too.
28:26I was choosing
28:27not to go to Cambridge
28:28this year.
28:29Me, I
28:30had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling
28:32with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now,
28:35it's looking like
28:35I ain't even got the option.
28:37Well, it's a mock.
28:38I can bounce back.
28:39Jay,
28:40even if I can scrape it back,
28:42I've already told Abby
28:43I'm paying for the flights
28:44and all of that shit.
28:45Bro,
28:46she currently goes to me
28:47right now,
28:48so I don't even know
28:49what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:52What if I've done all this
28:53just so I can lose
28:53Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:58If she don't understand,
28:59then I don't know, man.
29:01She will, though.
29:02You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man.
29:05It's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it.
29:08Even me coming here.
29:09Bro,
29:10I'm still feeling
29:11out of place
29:12and out of sorts,
29:12but I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro,
29:16if I didn't,
29:17I'd be kicking myself alive,
29:18that's for sure.
29:20Yo,
29:21people are moving,
29:22innit?
29:22So let me,
29:22let me buy you back, yeah?
29:23All right.
29:24All right, he said.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it.
29:38Nah.
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing.
29:40It's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
29:42Different emotions
29:43and sides in all of us
29:44fighting
29:46and harmonizing simultaneously.
29:48Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know,
29:54it would have been cheaper
29:55to buy one big bottle.
29:57I mean,
29:57my sister works in promotion.
29:59She said she had her shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah to
30:01leftover promotional bottles
30:02of Prosecco.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on
30:09with you and Leah?
30:10We're just
30:10different people,
30:12different priorities,
30:13if that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing
30:19and he's great.
30:21Really lovely,
30:22in fact, and...
30:23And?
30:24He's got me jumping
30:25behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way.
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:30I think I like him
30:31because he's safe.
30:33And I thought that's good for me
30:34because, you know,
30:34safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think
30:37you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic,
30:39am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not fooled
30:43by the button-up look.
30:45I think you're attracted
30:46to messiness.
30:48Yeah, no,
30:48that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:50Wait,
30:51nah.
30:51I think it's you.
30:53I don't think
30:54you should be hiding
30:54under a blanket
30:56or jumping behind pillars
30:57to avoid what you really want.
31:02Mmm.
31:03Mmm.
31:04Mmm.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:12I watch a lot of
31:12Right at First Sight
31:13with my grandma.
31:14Dad.
31:15You're hiding that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16I don't get it.
31:17Nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that.
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:38The apology for...
31:40For standing me up
31:41the other night?
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang.
31:43I thought it was just
31:44a whole study thing.
31:46But it was for a good reason,
31:47I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was
31:48a good reason,
31:49but then it turns out
31:50that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement
32:07is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad
32:09was a dom
32:09doesn't make you
32:10the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway,
32:13it's about time
32:13this role went to a woman.
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:18Are you even from here?
32:20It's kind of phobic.
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:22And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:25Objection
32:25and overall,
32:26but sustained.
32:28Tramley.
32:29Like, like,
32:30it doesn't even make any sense,
32:31like, because the dom
32:32has, like, like,
32:33never been a woman.
32:34So that would make it fair.
32:36Oh, bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one.
32:40Look at him as the dom.
32:42Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just
32:45his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults?
32:48Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story,
32:51by the way.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:58Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants
33:04for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed
33:07and pissed my bed
33:09and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see,
33:12what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes,
33:15I suck my thumb
33:16when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:23You'll probably tell them
33:24that
33:26I'm a virgin.
33:32So,
33:32beyond the put-downs,
33:34you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have
33:38nothing to offer
33:39being the dom
33:40because it doesn't mean
33:41anything to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing,
33:44it doesn't mean anything
33:45to most of you.
33:51Well,
33:52it means
33:53something to me.
33:54I want to do
33:55our year justice.
33:57I want
33:58our future years
33:59to look back
34:00at our years
34:00the best year
34:01full of absolute
34:03legends.
34:07So,
34:08instead of voting
34:09for Mr.
34:11I don't really
34:11give a shit,
34:13vote for someone
34:14who does.
34:40vote for me
34:41and I'll get all of you
34:42to be
34:42twice into Glastonbury.
34:45That's right.
34:47Here's all these
34:48unlimited weapons
34:50for everyone.
35:18Hi.
35:19Hi, er, hi Abby, erm, you know what, I'm not sure, I'm not sure if we're still together.
35:27I hope we are.
35:30I just want to talk to you, I need to talk to you.
35:33It's about the travelling, er, I'm not sure where your head is at, with any of it, but...
35:41Er, what are you doing here?
35:43Is now a bad time?
35:44No.
35:48It's just, er, you know, I've kind of left me on read for the past, like, three days.
35:57Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
35:58Well, I was about to send you a message.
36:00Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge, and that you weren't going because of me,
36:06and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't, I can't, so...
36:11I think that's because I love you.
36:17You, you don't need to say it back.
36:20Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something.
36:33Yeah, nah, shit.
36:37Um...
36:39I love you too.
36:43I...
36:44I...
36:49I proper love you.
36:54I love you.
36:58I love you.
37:05But, Cambridge, I don't know about you, but I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:16Miniful.
37:17Miniful.
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44the votes have been verified
37:51and i can confirm that the candidate in third place is johnson
38:01remember my illustrious spectators there can only be one winner
38:07which means the candidate in second place is
38:17stramley meaning our new dominus calumny is femi adebao
38:24what congratulations semi femi
38:55how did you do it you were there confidence character and charisma
39:01come on nobody chose you over glasgow tickets
39:04and they saw through your life i wasn't lying
39:07i i have connects and everyone in that room knows that that's why something isn't adding up here
39:13i smell a rat
39:14well i know it's hard to accept but david beat the life
39:20oh you know that something isn't adding up here femfems and i will find the truth you trust me
39:33hey
39:34hey my man about hey is this not you meet me in my room 10pm life or death
39:39it is
39:39so are you going to tell us or are you just gonna
39:43yeah no i need help breaking into the exhibition hall
39:45it's where everyone's showing their final pieces
39:47what
39:49this
39:55everyone's showing their a-level pieces and what i've got in the exhibition is just not good enough
40:00it gives uh i don't uh
40:03leo
40:03what is it
40:06it's me
40:07not so much showing who i am but rather revealing how i experienced me
40:12so yeah
40:14what do you think
40:14it's giving me emotion sickness
40:16we're not even moving
40:18look guys carol said i couldn't show up but fuck that
40:20i'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see but i can't do
40:23it alone
40:24you guys need to help so we gotta do it now
40:26i don't usually agree with carol
40:28but
40:29i agree with carol
40:32omar
40:32you took me out of my studying for this
40:35you're lying
40:36i thought you guys would come and help me out
40:38this is us helping you
40:39brother
40:39don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan
40:43you know what do you know
40:44you sabotage your entire a-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for
40:48he got you
40:49you yeah
40:49you crash and burn every relationship you're in
40:52yo take the best
40:52and then you femi
40:54you can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants
40:56no i can't lie
40:57no no what are you trying to say
40:58the road
40:58explain
40:59you know what guys
41:00guys
41:00can you guys please go
41:02oh right listen our bad
41:03yeah please in fact get out
41:06cool
41:07van goff
41:56goff
41:58I cage me, sweet danger, that's for saving me.
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