00:12I don't know.
00:45Faster than your shadow
00:50Mr. Pete
01:00Pete the Pit Viper
01:02Mr. Viper
01:03The question on everyone's mind is
01:05Why is it that you want to kill Lucky Luke?
01:12Because I can
01:14Are there any other questions?
01:20I have one
01:25I was wondering
01:26How would you explain
01:29The fact that you've got a duel in a minute
01:31And your rivals know where to be found
01:41Maybe he's too afraid
01:44He shoots faster than a shadow
01:46What does he have to fear?
01:48Tell me
01:50But you know the day will come
01:52When that man
01:54Even that man
01:55Is nothing more than a shadow of himself
02:23You're Moebridge, right?
02:25Edward Moebridge, from the Borderland Herald
02:27A pleasure
02:28Three cameras?
02:29Isn't that overkill?
02:31But it's Lucky Luke
02:32Shoots before he draws
02:33And no one's photographed him doing it
02:35So I'm hedging my bets
03:00Yeah, I'll see you later
03:03Wonder where he's trying to wonder
03:03If he's going to be around
03:03Soon
03:17You're almost late
03:21You can never really be late to a funeral
03:23Your new glove's giving you confidence
03:26You don't usually wear any
03:29Is it perhaps because you had an accident?
03:55I can't say that I have
03:57Snake's pretty messed up though
04:00I turned it into these gloves
04:07You still got one minute to cancel
04:08Do you know what you got left?
04:12Doesn't matter
04:13You got one more minute
04:15A minute
04:16Okay?
04:37You got one more minute to cancel
04:43You got one more minute to cancel
04:49You got one more minute to cancel
04:52You got one more minute to cancel
04:59You got one more minute to cancel
05:30Luke, tomorrow at news sharp
05:31You're a dead man
05:33I'll take your crime
05:34I'll take your crime
05:36I'm gonna kill you
05:37Let me go
05:39Get off me
05:40I'll kill all of you
05:42Thank you
05:42Thank you
05:44Well, did you get it?
05:45Thank you, too
05:46I'll kill you all
05:47I couldn't even get the shutter tripped
05:51How does he do it?
06:09Thank you
06:12I don't know.
06:49Nice shot, kiddo.
06:50Even though...
06:52It's a pretty lucky one.
06:54Ah!
06:55But next time, watch out for that recoil.
07:03Anyway.
07:10What was that?
07:13No, no, no.
07:22Thank you?
07:24My mother.
07:25Where is she?
07:27What?
07:27Your mother?
07:28I just saved you, so spit it out.
07:30You tell me now, or I'll unsave you.
07:33Wow.
07:34You must be new to making threats.
07:36And to guns.
07:37Put that away.
07:39Gonna hurt yourself again?
07:40I've mastered it, okay?
07:41Yeah, it's my mother's gun, but I know what I'm doing!
07:50Sorry, kiddo.
07:53You're in the Wild West, and clearly, you're new to that, too.
07:58I'm sweating.
08:00I'm doing it ali, too.
08:09I'm having easy, I hope it went out.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:12Keep trying to understand.
08:12Toní seems to have fun.
08:12Oh my God.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14Oh, my God.
08:26Son, darling.
08:39My dear toothbone, where is mom?
08:49Lookie, look.
08:52The fucking book.
09:10We should have used a bear.
09:11Would have taken his hand right off.
09:13I'm going to burn down this whole town.
09:16Excuse me?
09:18I've come as a friend.
09:19This is the Wild West.
09:20No friends here.
09:22After everything we've been through.
09:23Shut up.
09:24Who are you?
09:25My name's Louise.
09:28Louise Willow.
09:30I've got information for you.
09:34You sure that's true?
09:35Yeah.
09:36It was right in front of me.
09:38He was in a lot of pain.
09:39His hand was swollen.
09:40How'd he beat me if he got vipered, huh?
09:42Pitted.
09:43I mean, you know, bit.
09:45Maybe someone helped him.
09:50No.
09:51I'd bet it was the venom.
09:53It could be the slow-moving kind.
09:56Affecting him later.
09:57That is possible.
09:59Because venom isn't an exact science.
10:01Sometimes the effects delayed.
10:03Couldn't you think of that earlier?
10:05I'm not a reptologist.
10:06Be quieted with your complicated words.
10:07They're confusing.
10:08Mea culpa.
10:10What did I just say?
10:12Well, do we agree?
10:13We rest up right now, and then tomorrow, we capture him, torture him, all get answers.
10:18And after that, you kill him.
10:22Seems like you're annoyed.
10:24He went after my family.
10:26Sound good to you?
10:28Yeah.
10:31Capture.
10:32Torture.
10:32Question.
10:33Take him out.
10:40Still pretty swollen?
10:42Yeah.
10:44I can draw an aim.
10:47The problem is shooting straight.
10:56If it doesn't get better...
11:02I'm no good without it.
11:04It's all I got.
11:05I've sacrificed everything to get here.
11:16But you're lucky, Luke.
11:19You're a legend.
11:21And legends last forever.
11:23Yeah.
11:25There's more demand for oil and trains than legends nowadays.
11:29We're an endangered species around here, that's for sure.
11:34You know why they call me Cuchillo?
11:37Some years before I was an almost blind geriatric marshal, I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid.
11:43Too poor to own a colt.
11:45All I had was a knife to fight the gringos oppressing us.
11:50Un cuchillo, amigo.
11:53And the advantage is...
11:56You don't have to grip it very hard.
11:58It doesn't replace a six-shooter.
12:01But if you get some practice with it, you can get the job done.
12:05Yeah.
12:06With a bit of luck.
12:07You need luck?
12:08But that's your name.
12:12Believe in your name.
12:21I'm sorry.
12:36Thanks for helping me.
12:37No problem.
12:40Gun shake?
12:42Hmm?
12:43You've never done a gun shake?
12:45Hmm?
12:46Give me it.
12:47Give me it!
12:51Watch and learn.
12:57No?
12:58No?
12:59Here.
13:01But it's dangerous.
13:03I lost a cousin once that way.
13:04Shot himself.
13:05Idiot.
13:06Anyway, it's great you're part of our gang now.
13:09A Westerner like we are.
13:11Ready to strike someone dead.
13:13Not like that bastard Lucky Luke who respects the law, defends orphans and widows.
13:17You mean he kills orphans and widows?
13:19What?
13:19No.
13:19No.
13:20He's a fucking vigilante.
13:22The most famous run.
13:24Know what he's got?
13:25An honor code.
13:26The men don't kill anyone.
13:28Oh, really?
13:29Where is he on kidnappings?
13:31Does he kidnap folks?
13:33Innocent people?
13:34Women?
13:34No.
13:35No.
13:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:36The guy's a fucking hero.
13:41Yeah, shocking, I know.
14:02We'll round up the family to get Luke.
14:04Then we'll take care of the bumpkins and burn down the saloon.
14:06Booze is great for fires.
14:08I think burning down the town sounds like a great plan.
14:10I do.
14:11I love it.
14:11Um, but I was thinking, just in case, couldn't we have a plan B?
14:15Like, instead of starting fires, I steal something which might work well.
14:18No.
14:20No.
14:20No.
14:21No.
14:42No.
14:43No.
14:56No.
14:58No.
15:02No.
15:03No.
15:03No.
15:19came to finish what you started no i came to apologize
15:24i may have been wrong about you i heard you're um a vigilante all right finally
15:33you've been living under a rock where are you from albuquerque
15:37so you're a city girl it's not my fault i didn't know who you were i never had newspapers my
15:41mom
15:42wasn't into that it was isolating i read novels to learn about the world oh okay that's why you're
15:47a little bit um stupid no you thought stupid no i was gonna say yeah stupid
16:05thing is when my mom disappeared
16:09my grandfather was killed
16:18and before he died he said your name
16:22to ask you for help one day
16:32i'm sorry kiddo
16:36who was your grandfather
16:38tucum
16:40i didn't know him
16:42but he was smart
16:44because i'll help you find your mother
16:48really it's what i do i want to repay you
16:52you're the reason viper pete didn't get me
16:54uh uh speaking of pete
16:59there may be a chance that his boys know about your hand problem
17:03you know this because because i told them all
17:04okay she is stupid
17:06no i didn't know you were a good guy at that point that was before
17:08all right luke not the first time you're facing three desperados
17:12well it's actually 12 12 dudes 15
17:19around 15
17:36wait what did you do
17:37okay fine i've got it now
17:39how did your mother raise you
17:41is your father around
17:43never knew him he's unreliable
17:44okay so it's a family thing
17:48i screwed up i get it
17:49i did take some of their weapons
17:53and i got a plan
18:14all right here you go
18:16so this rope is the first domino
18:17connected to the rest of it
18:19throw your knife
18:19cut the rope
18:20and it starts the chain reaction
18:22each winchester
18:24is in a barrel
18:25there
18:26there
18:26there
18:27there
18:27there
18:27and there
18:28then it's all fireworks
18:29you take out 15 desperados with a winch orchestra
18:32brah brah brah brah
18:35brah brah brah brah brah
18:37brah
18:38it's actually bang
18:39no
18:40now it's brah
18:41it's not bang anymore
18:42uh no you're wrong
18:43i say that as a pro
18:45you understand
18:45it's still bang
18:47it is my job after all
18:48what is to be old
18:49no to go bang
18:52look i hope your domino thing works out
18:54i guess you're not really a teamwork kind of guy
18:57got trouble with trusting people
19:00i guess i do
19:02how weird is that
19:03especially after you shot me
19:05framed me for murder
19:05and ratted me out
19:06did i forget anything
19:07but that was before
19:08three hours ago
19:08so much happened in the past three hours though
19:11is there anything else i don't know
19:12no
19:13that's everything
19:13you sure
19:14i'm sure
19:24all right
19:24they'll be here any minute now
19:26i'll make sure cochillo has everyone in a safe place
19:28you get your horse somewhere safe
19:41are they here
19:44they're coming
19:46i got my colt
19:48my cartridge belts
19:49my spurs for close combat
19:54did i forget anything
19:55no
19:57louise
19:57i wanted to say thank you
20:05for staying right here
20:09what are you doing
20:10keeping you out of trouble
20:11no but you need me
20:14got some trust issues huh
20:16don't worry
20:17i can cut a rope all by myself
20:20hey
20:21get back here
21:23I prefer goodbyes.
22:08You thought you'd throw a knife at me?
22:09Hey!
23:01How would I get out of this if I were Calamity Jane?
23:08Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
23:10To unshackle her hands, Calamity wraps her palm around her finger, just above the joint, and dislocates it with a
23:17yank.
23:29Hey.
23:32Were you the one screaming just now?
23:33I dislocated a finger, but it was the wrong one.
23:41I'll put it back for you.
23:46Thank you so much.
23:48Would you pop my thumb out?
23:51Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
23:54Okay.
24:10What the hell's going on?
24:19This guy's missing his poncho.
24:22Oh, my God.
24:24Oh, my God.
24:52And here we are
24:55Our first good news of the day
24:59Luke
25:02Show your face or your girl's gonna get it
25:05On three I'll put a bullet in her
25:07One
25:10Two
25:14Three
25:36Throw your weapon down
25:38In the dirt
25:50That's right
25:52Now listen to me carefully
25:54We're gonna gently
26:23Hey, hey
26:24We've gotta work together
26:25All right
26:27I lame the gun
26:28You shoot me
26:29When I say back
26:35Ready for this
26:37Three
26:38Two
26:40One
26:41Go
26:42Bang
26:43Bang
26:43Bang
26:43Bang
26:44Bang
26:44Bang
26:44Bang
26:45Bang
26:46Bang
26:46Bang
26:48Bang
26:50Bang
27:00Bang
27:01Bang
27:03Bang
27:04Bang
27:04Bang
27:05Bang
27:06Bang
27:07Bang
27:08Bang
27:08Bang
27:15Put that away.
27:16Gonna hurt yourself again.
27:17I've mastered it, okay?
27:25Yeah, it's my mother's gun.
28:06It's my mother's gun.
28:12It's my mother's gun.
28:43Is this how you think me?
28:46You wanted to steal my gun and get rid of me?
28:48No, I'm not.
28:49I mean, I'm leaving you with the sheriff.
28:50You're in good hands.
28:51And my mother?
28:53You'd help find her, you said.
28:55Kuchiya will help you.
28:59Some legend of the West.
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