00:02www.mesmerism.info
00:03Choosing what to study can be a sickening task
00:06But why choke down the wrong course
00:09When there are better pills to swallow
00:11At medical school?
00:15They say laughter is the best medicine
00:18But that isn't true if you're actually diseased
00:22Or currently on fire
00:25Each day, dozens of Two Point citizens
00:28Trust the county's medical campuses for their health care
00:32Citing fantastic reasons such as
00:35Medical emergency
00:37Impending death
00:38And low, low prices
00:42As a student doctor
00:44These sick people will be putting their lives in your uneducated hands
00:49You may be worried, but your patients won't be
00:52As long as you're wearing a white coat
00:55They'll never suspect a thing
00:58So, take a turn for the worse
01:01And join us today
01:02There's nothing like a taste of your own medicine
01:09Mmm...
01:09It's like gravy
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