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00:01I don't think we should sell. I think we should do the kitchen.
00:04Seriously?
00:05Hello, Mr. Magpie. How's the wife and kids?
00:07You and your son had some pretty intense arguments.
00:10You never mentioned Marcus?
00:11You stitched me up with that Indian kid.
00:13He lied about his confession, and we both know why.
00:16This isn't over.
00:17Whoever died here, heard they were murdered.
00:19I mean, who knows what goes on behind these doors?
00:21At least with John and Emma, we know they're not going to kill us.
00:23Hmm, it's lovely to see you all getting on so well.
00:26And I thought the tension in there, unbearable.
00:30I don't know.
01:02I don't know.
01:04I don't know.
02:05Hello, Mr. Magpie.
02:07You're going to ask the builders not to leave any ladders out in case you have to walk underneath them?
02:10There are worse things to be than a little bit superstitious.
02:13Like inexplicably refusing to sign a party war agreement.
02:19What are you doing today?
02:20I'm not sure.
02:23What do you get up to all day?
02:26I mean, I know you're looking for work, but doesn't it get boring, just not doing much, not seeing anyone?
02:34I see people.
02:35Hmm.
02:36Who?
02:39Where's all this come from?
02:42I really need to speak to Derek and Barbara.
02:44You're wasting your time. I don't think you're going to be able to change their mind on this.
02:47You mean you hope I don't?
02:50I'm not the enemy.
02:52I thought this whole kitchen thing was supposed to bring us closer together.
02:57You're right. I'm sorry.
02:59I love you, Anna.
03:01I know. It's just...
03:04It's just what?
03:08Do you really think Derek and Barbara won't budge?
03:12Of course they won't. They're ignorant. And intransigent.
03:17Why do you think Marcus laughed?
03:19What do you mean?
03:20They just disappeared. No one knows what happened to him.
03:23He hated them. And it was partly because they never listened to him.
03:27How do you know that?
03:28He used to tell me.
03:29When? I never saw you with him.
03:32Yeah, Bess, you hardly knew him.
03:34No, you barely know me.
03:40What was that all about?
03:42God knows. She's just a poor, messed up, lonely kid.
03:50You all right?
03:52Uh, yeah.
03:54It's just Alan wants to know if I want to go for a pint later.
03:58Do you?
04:00No. Not really in the mood.
04:02I think you should go.
04:02Maybe I'll text Sonia.
04:04See if she fancies a catch-up.
04:08I'm going to try and talk to Derek.
04:09Come on.
04:17No, no. Not really in the mood.
04:22I think she'll be alright.
04:22Bye.
04:27There I go.
04:43Derek?
04:50Derek, Barbara, it's me.
04:52I just want to have a chat with you, if that's all right.
05:07Dad, it's me.
05:08Just wondering if you had any luck with the plan.
05:11Give us a call.
05:15Hiya.
05:16Hi.
05:17You're not working today?
05:18Me?
05:18Yeah, always.
05:19I'm on my way.
05:21We can't work from home when we fancy it.
05:23Oh, it's on your off.
05:25She's got a nice afternoon plan with her feet up.
05:27I mean, don't get me wrong.
05:29I wouldn't want to be a teacher for all the omelette in Spain.
05:31But with all the strikes and COVID, he's just had more days off than John.
05:35And that's saying something.
05:38Yeah, sorry.
05:40I was joking about John.
05:42I know he's had quite...
05:42No, no, I think it's nice that you're going out for a drink later.
05:46I think you could do with the moan.
05:48Slow down.
05:49I haven't answered him yet.
05:50Answered him?
05:50You asked him.
05:52Well, he only just takes asking if I fancied a pint.
05:54So, yeah, we might.
05:56But I was with him when you text him.
05:59Must have been his fancy woman.
06:04Sorry.
06:05You know, I've got to stop doing jokes.
06:07Sonny's always telling me.
06:08No, no, you're fine.
06:09It's me.
06:10It's the extension, the builders, the plans, money.
06:12I'm just all over the place.
06:13I must have misheard.
06:15Have a good day.
06:16Yeah, you too.
06:18Hey, why don't you ask Sonny if she's free later?
06:21We could all go out.
06:22I could do with a drink.
06:23Yeah, sure.
06:24Let's do that.
06:42I'm going to have to talk to them sooner or later.
06:46Oh?
06:47Why?
06:49They're our neighbours.
06:50Oh, don't you see?
06:51There's a process.
06:53There are at least two objections to the little scheme so far.
06:56The longer we stole, the more likely they are to change their minds.
06:58I mean, it's not...
06:59They're not going to change their minds, Derek.
07:01They're going to build their stupid kitchen.
07:03And they're going to want to move our tree.
07:05And if they move the tree...
07:07Oh, shut up, woman.
07:08Just, just, just...
07:10Get a grip.
07:23Emma.
07:24Hi.
07:25Oh.
07:25Well, is this about the petition?
07:27Yeah.
07:27I know you think it's trivial and petty, but having this street filled with cars and vans
07:31with no consideration for the residents or for someone who works anti-social out there...
07:35I need to see your camera footage.
07:37I beg your pardon?
07:38Um, it's because I need just a little bit more evidence.
07:42Evidence of what?
07:44For the parking permits.
07:45Oh.
07:45I just thought that if I could see the CCTV evidence of the vehicles in the street,
07:50then I'd be able to make a more informed decision.
07:52And it may help me convince my husband and Sonia and Alan.
07:57So you want to borrow my footage?
07:58Is that what you're saying?
07:59I want to help.
08:01I just thought that if I could take it home and watch it,
08:04then if what you say is true, which I'm sure it is,
08:06then I'll sign the petition.
08:11What do you think?
08:13What do you think?
08:44What do you think?
08:52John?
08:55John?
08:57John?
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12:01I'm sure it's illegal for him to point that thing over here.
12:04He could see anything.
12:06It is.
12:07Well, on the upside, he might see a burglar if one broke in.
12:11Besides, he'd hardly be making a sex tape, would he?
12:17Oh, yeah, I saw Emma.
12:19She was wondering if the four of us might go out later.
12:22On a Wednesday?
12:23Yeah.
12:24John texted asking if I fancied a pipe.
12:28Did he?
12:29Actually, it was a bit odd.
12:31It seemed to think I texted John that it was the other way around.
12:36Right.
12:37Really, between the lines, I think she's a bit suspicious of him.
12:42Suspicious of what?
12:44Well, he sits about all day doing nothing.
12:47When I made a joke about him having a fancy woman, she didn't exactly laugh.
12:52Well, she wouldn't, would she?
12:54I mean, why would he make a joke like that?
12:57Remember when people had a sense of humor?
13:01Anyway, let me know what you think.
13:03About what?
13:05The drinks.
13:06Later.
13:07Oh, yeah, sure.
13:07Okay.
13:08See ya.
13:09See ya.
13:25See ya.
13:35See ya.
13:42Well, it seems to me you knew exactly what you were doing
13:45when you broke into the shop and stole the phones.
13:48That's as may be, but if you don't turn up to your hearing,
13:50they're not going to look favourably at the case, are they?
13:55OK, fine. I'll see what I can do.
14:36I'll see you next time.
14:44I'll see you next time.
15:06I'm not sure it's going to be as easy as my wife thinks.
15:09I mean, what if the planning permission takes longer than you...
15:13Listen, I'd just put a big job back four months for this.
15:18I could lose a lot of money,
15:20so let's just make sure that doesn't happen.
15:35John, do you know how long that van's going to be there?
15:37Not now, Nick.
15:38Well, you say that, you're going to have a skip, you'll have the van,
15:41you're going to have lorries delivering steel, and God knows...
15:46I'll see you next time.
15:47I'll see you next time.
15:49I mean, oh, my God...
16:06I'm not sure what you're reading this if you're reading.
16:06I'm not sure whatittus has said.
16:11You know what you're reading.
16:13I'm not sure how long it's working.
16:13I'm learning to be reading that.
16:32Right, I'm done for now. I'll be back to start the build as soon as your missus gives us the
16:36nod for the planning and the party war.
16:38Right, well, I think we should all just...
16:39I'm going to have to move your neighbour's fence and also have a word with them about that tree, will
16:43you? It's going to cause issues where it stands.
16:45The thing is, Lee, this is your payment plan as we move forward, so I'm going to need this first
16:49lot so I can order your steels and concrete.
16:52Also, there's a number on there for a port-a-loo company and a skip-hire. We'll need both.
16:59Can you just put it all in an email?
17:00Well...
17:15Derry here. Leave a message.
17:18Dad, what's happening? I just need to know. Please, call me.
17:29Yes, please...
17:34Hi, I'm Sal.
17:37Yes, I'm about to move on to meet you, and there are many people in the central and central and
17:39central and central and central and central.
17:44Yes, it's very much.
17:44Yes, everyone.
17:49If you want, please feel free to drill your hand.
17:50Do you want the help of your mother?
17:55Because that's the thing you want.
18:30I'm sure this is going to work.
18:31Have you got the cash?
18:33Yes, I've got the money.
18:35You can trust me. You know you can.
18:37Just do what you need to do.
18:45Keep in touch.
19:00Hello?
19:17Right. What have you been up to?
19:23Hi.
19:25Pornhub.
19:26Very funny.
19:28No, it's a case file. It's boring.
19:29Where were you? I shouted for you.
19:31I was in the garden.
19:33What were you doing in the garden?
19:35Thinking.
19:36Thinking about what?
19:38When did you speak to your dad?
19:40Sorry?
19:41He left a message for you on the answer machine downstairs.
19:43Said he needed to see you. Said he had an answer.
19:46What's going on?
19:48I don't know why he would call the landline.
19:50Uh, so that I would hear it?
19:52So that we could have a fight like we're just about to?
19:54God's sake, John. Just grow up.
19:56Grow up?
19:56He fleeced us, Emma. Your own dad.
19:58Look, he's my dad.
19:59You told me that you two weren't speaking.
20:03I thought we had an agreement.
20:06Emma!
20:07He's my father.
20:08I can't stop him from calling me.
20:10Well, what's all this stuff about him having an answer, then?
20:12An answer for what?
20:15What aren't you telling me?
20:18I could ask you the same thing.
20:21What's that supposed to mean?
20:24Have you asked him for money?
20:25No, of course not.
20:26Because I don't want a penny of his filthy cash.
20:27Not even the stuff he still owes us.
20:29Well, neither do I.
20:30So what do you want from him, then?
20:31It can't be his love.
20:32That river ran dry years ago.
20:33Oh, Jesus.
20:35And the builder's payment breakdown's pretty bloody punchy,
20:37so that would make sense.
20:38He's my dad, for God's sake.
20:41Yeah, well, he's not mine, thank God.
20:53Jerry here.
20:54Leave a message.
20:56Your dad?
20:57We need to meet.
21:04Emma, what's this?
21:05What?
21:06Well, it's the street group chat.
21:08Nick's just posted that you've signed his petition for the parking permit.
21:12Has he?
21:12Why would you do that?
21:13I haven't.
21:14I said I'd have a think about it.
21:15Well, why would he say that?
21:17And why didn't you tell me that Lee was coming round today?
21:20Because I didn't know he was.
21:21And anyway, your phone's been switched off.
21:23Oh, well, you know, I must have been charging it or something.
21:26Listen, Lee, he wants to get going.
21:30He's rushing us.
21:31We haven't even got planning.
21:32Emma, this whole thing's becoming a bit of a nightmare.
21:34I'm worried that...
21:36John, what is wrong with you?
21:38You never used to be this stressed and anxious.
21:43I don't know.
21:46Just...
21:48What?
21:49I suppose since I quit my job...
21:52I mean, maybe I shouldn't have left, but I hated it.
21:55I couldn't have that stress.
21:59I just feel so...
22:01John.
22:02It's gonna be fine.
22:04You have to trust me.
22:06If we don't have that, what have we got?
22:08Just...
22:09I'll find out about those drinks tonight.
22:10We're gonna...
22:40We'll be fine.
22:49I don't know.
23:12Alan?
23:31Hi, leave a message.
23:33Alan, it's me.
23:34What time you're back?
23:36Let me know if you want to do this drink later.
23:47Biscuit?
23:51Where did you go?
23:58Biscuit?
24:02All right, Biscuit, I don't need you that badly.
24:05Playing hard to get.
24:08Oh, hi.
24:09What are you doing out here?
24:11Just looking at my house.
24:14Thinking.
24:14Like the extension?
24:16Yeah.
24:19Among other things.
24:21I was surprised.
24:23Me too.
24:25Is this what you want?
24:30Is it?
24:48Emma would say something now?
24:50What do you think she would say?
25:00What do you think she would say?
25:02See you tonight.
25:04Tonight?
25:05Drinks, remember?
25:21Drinks, remember?
25:22Do you do all your meetings in the park now?
25:25Well, they can't bug you out here.
25:27Why does that not feel like a joke?
25:30Come on.
25:31Who do you think I am?
25:33A property developer who will go to any lengths to make a profit regardless of the law since you ask.
25:37And one day, it could all be yours.
25:40No, thanks.
25:41I'm one of the good guys.
25:42Sure.
25:43Till it comes to planning applications.
25:46You said you had an answer.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Yeah.
25:49I'm really fine and thank you for asking.
25:51Oh, come on, Dad.
25:53Don't play the happy family card with me.
25:55Well, you ask me a big favour.
25:57Then you tell me I'm a bad father.
25:59I didn't say you're a bad father.
26:00You did.
26:01You got my message then.
26:03Yeah.
26:04Couldn't get through on your mobile.
26:05Yeah, that was a dick move and you know it.
26:07You knew John would hear that.
26:09Well, I can't call you.
26:10You know what I'm talking about.
26:13I like him.
26:14No, please.
26:14Let's not do this.
26:15I mean, he's not exactly the man I'd hoped that my only child would finish up with, but...
26:20Okay, so what kind of man would survive?
26:21Because after all, Dad, I am here to make you happy.
26:24He can't hold down a job when he makes his wife go out to earn a crust.
26:29It's not the 1970s.
26:32He didn't send me out to work.
26:33I love my job.
26:34God, no wonder Mum left you.
26:36I miss you, Mum.
26:38She misses you.
26:40Does she?
26:41No.
26:41She literally moved to Australia that time when she misses you.
26:45Right.
26:45Well, she left us both.
26:50So, do you want the good news or the bad news?
26:52Oh, for God's sake, please.
26:54Just tell me.
26:55Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
26:57Really?
26:58Really?
26:59Oh, thank you.
27:01Hang on.
27:02You haven't heard the bad news.
27:04What?
27:05I'm afraid.
27:07You're going to have to do the extension and it's going to be a bloody nightmare.
27:10Shut up.
27:13So, how do I thank you?
27:15Your old man can't do you a favour?
27:17Not for free, no.
27:20Nice.
27:22Give Beth a kiss for me.
27:25Listen, sorry, sorry, Dad.
27:27I shouldn't have said that.
27:30I'll send John my best.
27:56I'll send John my best.
27:59the surveyors they sent us an email oh i didn't get an email they made the party wall award
28:04okay well i've ignored our concerns the light they said we have to let you do as you asked
28:11they said we have to let you move our fence one meter while you dig your foundations while you
28:15build your wall they said we have no choice in the matter i can't believe this is happening to us
28:21that you're doing this to us barbara i'm not doing this to upset you upset us upset us you
28:27you have no idea just help me understand this because i'm really struggling here
28:30why is this such a big deal it's just a kitchen extension we'll keep fighting the planning
28:35trust me we have a case well that's the other thing planning's gone through
28:47you're not moving our tree do you hear me why have you got something to hide
28:55we'll do what we'll have to do derek over my dead body
29:19you look nice thanks maybe i should get changed no you look fine we're only going to the pub
29:28well it's very nice of you to make such an effort for alan funny
29:32has it ever occurred to you that maybe i try and make an effort for you
29:36so it looks like lee can start on monday are you okay with that
29:40what about the planning we got it
29:46monday's great if that's what worked best
29:49you're okay with it emma it's your money
29:53it's our money we're married remember promise me one thing
29:58sure your dad has nothing to do with it
30:01yeah of course great let's go and celebrate
30:09john what do you think of me where did that come from
30:14i don't know it's just been ages since we've been out together
30:18i can barely get you to agree to a takeaway these days let alone a night out at the pub
30:22we went to sonia and alan's the other night
30:24yeah sonia's and alan
30:29emma what's wrong
30:31i don't know just think maybe we should see other people
30:34other people
30:36oh you mean other you mean other friends
30:38why what did you oh god why would i suggest that
30:42i don't know yeah it's not exactly you is it
30:52hey ready
30:55alan
31:01alan
31:08coming
31:09my love
31:38Bastards.
31:41Bastards.
31:43Bastards.
31:45Bastards.
31:51Bastards.
31:54Bastards.
32:23Oh, thanks for that.
32:25Not at all.
32:26I won't be needing it.
32:27And I won't be needing parking permits, but best of luck.
32:30Oh, and not only have I not signed your petition,
32:32despite what you've told the rest of the street,
32:34I won't be signing your petition.
32:36You said you would.
32:37I said I'd think about it.
32:38And I've thought about it.
32:39Nick, we're going to be needing builders, cranes, skips,
32:43concrete pourers, plumbers, electricians, portable toilets.
32:46And that's before we've even thought about the decorating,
32:48so it's not going to work for us.
32:51Well, here's news.
32:52You've got to get past planning first.
32:54Oh, yeah.
32:54Yeah, about that.
32:56The plan's gone through, so that's that.
32:58Oh, and can you move your camera away from looking at our house?
33:01I'm a lawyer.
33:02It invades our privacy.
33:05Shane!
33:06Makes interesting viewing.
33:08We'll just have to see what the rest of the street make of it.
33:19What was that about?
33:21No idea.
33:22No idea.
33:23No idea.
33:26No idea.
33:53But you, you, you never understood what was going on.
33:57You're a fool.
33:59I'm not a fool, Derek.
34:01Please stop.
34:02That's why he isn't here.
34:03It's your fault.
34:05Oh, don't say that.
34:06You can't say that.
34:07No, these people, they're going to ruin everything.
34:10Everything.
34:12Well, they'll have to kill me first.
34:36Excuse me.
34:38Are you Beth?
34:52I mean, I want CCTV in a bloody cul-de-sac anyway.
34:56The man's paranoid.
34:58I mean, that's for the parking purpose.
34:59You can go and stick him.
35:00That's what I said to him.
35:01I think he just thought that because I said I'd look at his petition,
35:04you just presumed I'd be on board, did you?
35:07You know, I can't stand the man.
35:08No, me neither.
35:10He reminds me of my dad and his mates when we were kids.
35:13One summer, they set up a neighborhood watch and then spent every evening getting together
35:16and watching movies like Magnificent Seven and One and Two and a Half.
35:21No way.
35:22No, it's true.
35:22And then all revved up, they'd go out hunting for vagabonds and villains on with golf clubs
35:27and air pistols.
35:28Who's making that up?
35:30Yeah, seriously.
35:31What happened?
35:32Well, nothing.
35:32They never found anyone.
35:33Apart from one time, they did come across some poor teenager who's trying to have a quiet
35:36spliff and they asked him so much, he ended up giving them all his weed and then they spent
35:40the rest of the summer completely stoned.
35:44The amount of times I've heard that story.
35:46Oh, it's hilarious.
35:48It's bullshit.
35:49Alan.
35:50Well, it's not true, is it, John?
35:53Well, it's one of your embellishments.
35:56It didn't happen.
36:01Well, it's not a big deal.
36:02I just like the truth.
36:05Oh, come on, John.
36:06You're a great guy, but you do love to exaggerate and you like an audience.
36:11It's not a bad thing.
36:13I mean, they're pretty good stories.
36:17Just going to get the loop.
36:24I'll give you some more drinks.
36:32What's that about?
36:33God knows.
36:35Seems like there's something going on between them.
36:39Like what?
36:39I don't know.
36:40It's just when men talk to each other like that, there's usually something deeper going
36:43on.
36:45And how do women handle it?
36:47Well, I'd like to think we could tell each other the truth.
36:51Truth.
36:52Although my job, I have come to realise that people only ever tell you what they need you
36:56to hear.
36:57Truth is very overrated and my game.
37:00Yeah, I guess it must be.
37:02I suppose when you think about it, is it really even that important?
37:07Well, what else have we got?
37:19Are you serious?
37:23Cheers.
37:25Cheers.
37:27Cheers.
37:32Oh, my God.
37:34You're on that day, your turn.
37:35If you say so.
37:36You're the boss.
37:40Thanks.
37:42Thanks.
37:44Thanks.
37:47Thanks.
37:57Thanks.
38:00Thanks.
38:01Thanks.
38:01Thanks.
38:04Thanks.
38:04Thanks.
38:05Thanks.
38:05Thanks.
38:06Thanks.
38:24Cheers.
38:27Hey, John.
38:28I was just taking a piss before, yeah?
38:30No hard feelings.
38:32What I mean is true, you do like to exaggerate.
38:35What the fuck is wrong with you?
38:36With me?
38:37Yeah, why would you say all that?
38:38I thought we were mates.
38:39So did I.
38:49You need a line, love.
38:52Now let's get drunk.
39:20I'll tell you what.
39:20We are going to have a huge party when this thing's done.
39:24You'll have no money left to throw one.
39:26Yeah, that's without the extra cost in parking permits.
39:29Oh, I'm just so relieved we're not moving anymore.
39:32You're all right, mate.
39:34I'm sorry about what happened to me earlier.
39:37You know, I think I'd really miss everyone.
39:40Apart from him.
39:44I've got an idea.
39:46Come on.
39:46Let's give Nick a little surprise.
39:48Really?
39:49Come on.
39:49You're going to do this?
39:50Yeah, yeah, go for it.
39:52One, two, three.
39:57Yay!
40:13Good night in the end.
40:16No, thanks to you.
40:19What was all that about with John?
40:21It was nothing.
40:23You know, it was just brander.
40:24I was calling him out, that's all.
40:26But why?
40:27He's a friend.
40:28Isn't that what friends do?
40:30Besides, why do you care?
40:42Why do you think Alan was a bit weird with you earlier?
40:45He's just being a dick.
40:46You know what he's like.
40:47I don't know.
40:48It just seemed like you wanted to say something.
40:50It's fine.
40:51Don't worry about it.
40:52I'm not.
40:56I'm not.
41:02I'm just going to go and see if Beth's back.
41:15So I was right.
41:15You do want something.
41:16We should meet.
41:18Talk face to face.
41:19I knew it.
41:20I knew it was too good to be true.
41:22It's not for Lee.
41:23It's for the guy who sorted the planning.
41:25Emma?
41:27I'll call you tomorrow and it better be kosher.
41:34Emma?
41:35You heard from Beth?
41:37She's not in.
41:38No, she's probably just out with her mates.
41:41What are you doing out here anyway?
41:49John?
41:50What's that?
42:03What is that on the back?
42:18One for sorrow.
42:19Is that on the back?
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