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00:01I don't think we should sell. I think we should do the kitchen.
00:04Seriously?
00:05Hello, Mr. Magpie. How's the wife and kids?
00:07You and your son had some pretty intense arguments.
00:10You never mentioned Marcus?
00:11You stitched me up with that Indian kid.
00:13He lied about his confession, and we both know why.
00:16This isn't over.
00:17Whoever died here, heard they were murdered.
00:19I mean, who knows what goes on behind these doors?
00:21At least with John and Emma, we know they're not going to kill us.
00:23Hmm, it's lovely to see you all getting on so well.
00:26And I thought the tension in there, unbearable.
00:30I don't know.
01:01I don't know.
02:05Hello, Mr. Magpie.
02:07You're going to ask the builders not to leave any ladders out in case you have to walk underneath them?
02:10There are worse things to be than a little bit superstitious.
02:13Like inexplicably refusing to sign a party war agreement.
02:19What are you doing today?
02:20Not sure.
02:23What do you get up to all day?
02:27I mean, I know you're looking for work, but doesn't it get boring?
02:29I'm just not doing much, not seeing anyone.
02:34I see people.
02:35Who?
02:39Where's all this come from?
02:42I really need to speak to Derek and Barbara.
02:44You're wasting your time. I don't think you're going to be able to change your mind on this.
02:47You mean you hope I don't?
02:50I'm not the enemy.
02:52I thought this whole kitchen thing was supposed to bring us closer together.
02:57You're right. I'm sorry.
02:59I love you, yeah?
03:01I know. It's just...
03:04It's just what?
03:08Do you really think Derek and Barbara won't budge?
03:12Of course they won't.
03:14They're ignorant.
03:15And intransigent.
03:17Why do you think Marcus laughed?
03:19What do you mean?
03:20They just disappeared.
03:21No one knows what happened to him.
03:23He hated them.
03:25And it was partly because they never listened to him.
03:27How do you know that?
03:28He used to tell me.
03:29When?
03:30I never saw you with him.
03:32Yeah, Bess. You hardly knew him.
03:34No.
03:35You barely know me.
03:40What was that all about?
03:42God knows.
03:43She's just a poor, messed up, lonely kid.
03:50You all right?
03:52Uh, yeah.
03:54It's just Alan.
03:56I don't know if I want to go for a pint later.
03:58Do you?
03:59No.
04:00Not really in the mood.
04:02I think you should go.
04:03Maybe I'll text Sonia.
04:04See if she fancies a catch-up.
04:08I'm going to try and talk to Derek.
04:09Come on.
04:15Bye.
04:23Oh.
04:25Oh.
04:27Oh.
04:44Derek?
04:50Derek, Barbara, it's me.
04:52I just want to have a chat with you, if that's all right.
05:07Dad, it's me.
05:08Just wondering if you had any luck with the plan.
05:11Give us a call.
05:15Hiya.
05:16Hi.
05:17You're not working today?
05:18Me?
05:18Yeah, always.
05:19I'm on my way.
05:21We can't work from home when we fancy it.
05:23Oh, it's on your half?
05:25She's got a nice afternoon plan with her feet up.
05:27I mean, don't get me wrong.
05:29I wouldn't want to be a teacher for all the omelette in Spain.
05:31But with all the strikes and COVID, he's just had more days off than John.
05:35And that's saying something.
05:38Sorry.
05:40I was joking about John.
05:42I know he's had quite...
05:42No, no.
05:43I think it's nice that you're going out for a drink later.
05:46I think you could do with the moan.
05:48Slow down.
05:49I haven't answered him yet.
05:50Answered him.
05:50You asked him.
05:52Well, he only just texts, asking if I fancied a pint.
05:54So, yeah, we might.
05:56But I was with him when you text him.
05:59Must have been his fancy woman.
06:04Sorry.
06:05You know, I've got to stop doing jokes.
06:07Sonny's always telling me.
06:08No, no, you're fine.
06:09It's me.
06:10It's the extension, the builders, the plans, money.
06:12I'm just all over the place.
06:13I must have misheard.
06:15Have a good day.
06:16Yeah, you too.
06:18Hey, why don't you ask Sonia if she's free later?
06:21We could all go out.
06:22I could do with a drink.
06:23Yeah, sure.
06:24Let's do that.
06:43We could have to talk to them sooner or later.
06:46Oh?
06:47Why?
06:49They're our neighbours.
06:50Oh.
06:51Don't you see?
06:51There's a process.
06:53There are at least two objections to the little scheme so far.
06:56The longer we stole, the more likely they are to change their minds.
06:58I mean, it's not...
06:59They're not going to change their minds, Derek.
07:01They're going to build their stupid kitchen.
07:03And they're going to want to move our tree.
07:05And if they move the tree...
07:07Oh, shut up, woman.
07:08Just...
07:09Just...
07:09Get a grip.
07:23Emma.
07:24Hi.
07:25Oh.
07:25Well, is this about the petition?
07:27Yeah.
07:27I know you think it's trivial and petty, but having this street filled with cars and vans
07:31with no consideration for the residents or for someone who works anti-social out there...
07:35I need to see your camera footage.
07:37I beg your pardon?
07:38Um, it's because I need just a little bit more evidence.
07:42Evidence of what?
07:44For the parking permits.
07:45Oh.
07:45I just thought that if I could see the CCTV evidence of the vehicles in the street,
07:50then I'd be able to make a more informed decision.
07:52And it may help me convince my husband and Sonia and Alan.
07:57So you want to borrow my footage?
07:58Is that what you're saying?
07:59I want to help.
08:01I just thought that if I could take it home and watch it,
08:04then if what you say is true, which I'm sure it is,
08:06then I'll sign the petition.
08:11What do you think?
08:12What do you think?
08:36What do you think?
08:56What do you think?
09:16What do you think?
09:17What do you think?
09:23What do you think?
09:23What do you think?
09:26What do you think?
09:28What do you think?
09:33What do you think?
09:33What do you think?
09:34What do you think?
09:35What do you think?
09:35What do you think?
09:43What do you think?
09:49Shit.
10:14Shit.
10:44Shit.
11:14Shit.
11:44Shit.
12:01I'm sure it's illegal for him to point that thing over here.
12:04He could see anything.
12:06It is.
12:07But on the upside, he might see a burglar if one broke in.
12:11Besides, he'd hardly be making a sex tape, would he?
12:17Oh, yeah, I saw Emma.
12:19She was wondering if the four of us might go out later.
12:22On a Wednesday?
12:23Yeah!
12:24John texted asking if I fancied a pint.
12:28Did he?
12:29Actually, it was a bit odd.
12:31It seemed to think I texted John that it was the other way round.
12:36Right.
12:37Reading between the lines, I think she's a bit suspicious of him.
12:42Suspicious of what?
12:44Well, he sits about all day doing nothing.
12:48When I made a joke about him having a fancy woman, she didn't exactly laugh.
12:52Well, she wouldn't, would she?
12:54I mean, why would you make a joke like that?
12:57Remember when people had a sense of humour?
13:00Anyway, let me know what you think.
13:03About what?
13:04The drinks.
13:06Later.
13:07Oh, yeah, sure.
13:07Okay.
13:08See ya, Jim.
13:08See ya.
13:09See ya.
13:25See ya.
13:26See ya.
13:27See ya.
13:27Bye bye.
13:28See ya.
13:42Well, it seems to me you knew exactly what you were doing
13:45when you broke into the shop and stole the phones.
13:48That's as may be, but if you don't turn up to your hearing,
13:50they're not going to look favourably at the case, are they?
13:55OK, fine. I'll see what I can do.
14:37I'll see you next time.
14:44I'll see you next time.
15:07That's what my wife thinks. I mean, what if the planning permission takes longer than you?
15:13Listen, I'd just put a big job back four months for this.
15:18I could lose a lot of money, so let's just make sure that doesn't happen.
15:35John, do you know how long that van's going to be there?
15:37Not now, Nick.
15:38Well, you say that, you're going to have a skip, you'll have the van,
15:41you're going to have lorries delivering steel, and God knows...
15:43let's go!
15:59Let's go!
16:00Let's go!
16:01I don't know.
16:32Right, I'm done for now.
16:33I'll be back to start the build as soon as your missus gives us the nod for the planning and
16:37the party war.
16:38Right, well, I think we should all just...
16:39Because we're going to have to move your neighbour's fence and also have a word with them about that tree,
16:43will you?
16:43It's going to cause issues where it stands.
16:45The thing is, this is your payment plan as we move forward,
16:47so I'm going to need this first lot so I can order you steels and concrete.
16:52Also, there's a number on there for a port-a-loo company and a skip-hire.
16:56We'll need both.
16:59Can you just put it all in an email?
17:15Derry here. Leave a message.
17:18Dad, what's happening?
17:20I just need to know, please, call me.
17:26I love you.
17:27Yeah.
18:30I'm sure this is going to work.
18:31Have you got the cash?
18:33Yes, I've got the money.
18:34You can trust me. You know you can.
18:37Just do what you need to do.
18:45Keep in touch.
18:59Hello?
19:01Hello?
19:18Right. What have you been up to?
19:23Hi.
19:25Pornhub.
19:26Very funny.
19:28No, it's a case file. It's boring.
19:29Where were you? I shouted for you.
19:31I was in the garden.
19:33What were you doing in the garden?
19:35Thinking.
19:36Thinking about what?
19:38When did you speak to your dad?
19:40Sorry?
19:40He left a message for you on the answer machine downstairs.
19:43Said he needed to see you.
19:44Said he had an answer.
19:46What's going on?
19:48I don't know why he would call the landline.
19:50Uh, so that I would hear it?
19:52So that we could have a fight like we're just about to?
19:54God's sake, John.
19:55Just grow up.
19:56Grow up?
19:56He fleeced us, Emma.
19:58Your own dad.
19:58Look, he's my dad.
19:59You told me that you two weren't speaking.
20:03I thought we had an agreement.
20:06Emma.
20:07He's my father.
20:08I can't stop him from calling me.
20:10Well, what's all this stuff about him having an answer then?
20:12An answer for what?
20:15What aren't you telling me?
20:18I could ask you the same thing.
20:21What's that supposed to mean?
20:24Have you asked him for money?
20:25No, of course not.
20:26Because I don't want a penny of his filthy cash.
20:27Not even the stuff he still owes us.
20:29Well, neither do I.
20:30So what do you want from him then?
20:31It can't be his love.
20:32That river ran dry years ago.
20:33Oh, Jesus.
20:35And the builder's payment breakdown's pretty bloody punchy,
20:37so that would make sense.
20:38He's my dad, for God's sake.
20:41Yeah, well, he's not mine, thank God.
20:53Jerry here.
20:54Leave a message.
20:56Your dad?
20:57We need to meet.
21:04Emma, what's this?
21:06What?
21:06Well, it's the street group chat.
21:08Nick's just posted that you've signed his petition for the parking permit.
21:12Has he?
21:12Why would you do that?
21:13I haven't.
21:14I said I'd have a think about it.
21:15Well, why would he say that?
21:17And why didn't you tell me that Lee was coming around today?
21:20Because I didn't know he was.
21:21And anyway, your phone's been switched off.
21:23Oh, well, you know, I must have been charging it or something.
21:26Listen, Lee, he wants to get going.
21:30He's rushing us.
21:31We haven't even got planning.
21:32I mean, this whole thing's becoming a bit of a nightmare.
21:35I'm worried that...
21:36John, what is wrong with you?
21:38He never used to be this stressed and anxious.
21:42Well, I don't...
21:44I don't know.
21:44I mean...
21:46I just...
21:48What?
21:49I suppose since I quit my job...
21:52I mean, maybe I shouldn't have left, but I hated it.
21:55I couldn't have...
21:56I couldn't have the stress.
21:59I just feel so...
22:01John.
22:02It's going to be fine.
22:04You have to trust me.
22:06If we don't have that, what have we got?
22:09Just...
22:09I'll find out about those drinks tonight.
22:59You have to trust me.
23:12Alan?
23:13Alan?
23:31Hi, leave a message.
23:33Alan, it's me.
23:34What time are you back?
23:36Let me know if you want to do this drink later.
23:48Biscuit?
23:51When did you go?
23:59Biscuit?
24:02All right, Biscuit, I don't need you that badly.
24:05Playing hard to get.
24:08Oh, hi.
24:09What are you doing out here?
24:10Just looking at my house.
24:13Thinking.
24:15Like the extension?
24:17Yeah.
24:19Among other things.
24:21I was surprised.
24:23Me too.
24:25Is this what you want?
24:30Is it?
24:48Emma would say something now?
24:50What do you think she would say?
25:01I'll see you tonight.
25:04Tonight?
25:05Drinks, remember?
25:22Do you do all your meetings in the park now?
25:25Well, they can't bug you out here.
25:27Why does that not feel like a joke?
25:30Come on.
25:31Who do you think I am?
25:33A property developer who will go to any lengths to make a profit, regardless of the law, since you ask.
25:37And one day, it could all be yours.
25:40No, thanks.
25:40I'm one of the good guys.
25:42Sure.
25:43Till it comes to planning applications.
25:46You said you had an answer?
25:47Yeah.
25:48Yeah.
25:49I'm really fine, and thank you for asking.
25:51Oh, come on, Dad.
25:53Don't play the happy family card with me.
25:55Well, you ask me a big favour.
25:57Then you tell me I'm a bad father.
25:59I didn't say you're a bad father.
26:00You did.
26:01Ah.
26:01Well, you got my message then.
26:03Yeah.
26:04Couldn't get through on your mobile.
26:06Yeah, that was a dick move, and you know it.
26:07You knew John would hear that.
26:09Well, I can't call you.
26:10You know what I'm talking about.
26:13I like him.
26:14No, please.
26:14Let's not do this.
26:15I mean, he's not exactly the man I'd hoped that my only child would finish up with, but...
26:20Okay, so what kind of man would survive?
26:21Because after all, Dad, I am here to make you happy.
26:25He can't hold down a job when he makes his wife go out to earn a crust.
26:29It's not the 1970s.
26:32He didn't send me out to work.
26:33I love my job.
26:34God, no wonder Mum left you.
26:36I miss you, Mum.
26:38She misses you.
26:40Does she?
26:41No.
26:41She literally moved to Australia that time when she misses you.
26:45Right.
26:45Well, she left us both.
26:50So, do you want the good news or the bad news?
26:52Oh, God's sake, please.
26:54Just tell me.
26:55Well, the good news is you've got your planning.
26:57Really?
26:58Really?
26:59Oh, thank you.
27:01Yeah, hang on.
27:02You haven't heard the bad news.
27:04What?
27:05I'm afraid.
27:07You're going to have to do the extension and it's going to be a bloody nightmare.
27:10Shut up.
27:13So, how do I thank you?
27:15Your old man can't do you a favour?
27:17Not for free, no.
27:20Nice.
27:22Give Beth a kiss for me.
27:25Listen, sorry, sorry, Dad.
27:27I shouldn't have said that.
27:30St John, my best.
27:56They wrote to us.
27:59The surveyors, they sent us an email.
28:01Oh.
28:02I didn't get an email.
28:03They made the party wall award.
28:05Okay, well, I haven't...
28:06They've ignored our concerns.
28:07The light.
28:09They said we have to let you do as you asked.
28:11They said we have to let you move our fence one metre while you dig your foundations, while you build
28:15your wall.
28:17They said we have no choice in the matter.
28:19I can't believe this is happening to us.
28:21That you're doing this to us.
28:22Barbara, I'm not doing this to upset you, really.
28:24Upset us?
28:26Upset us?
28:26You have no idea.
28:28Just help me understand this, because I'm really struggling here.
28:31Why is this such a big deal?
28:33It's just a kitchen extension.
28:34We'll keep fighting the planning.
28:35Trust me.
28:37We have a case.
28:38Well, that's the other thing.
28:40The planning's gone through.
28:47You're not moving our tree.
28:49Do you hear me?
28:51Why?
28:52Have you got something to hide?
28:55We'll do what we'll have to do, Derek.
28:58Over my dead body.
29:05Barbara.
29:20You look nice.
29:21Thanks.
29:24Maybe I should get changed?
29:25No, you look fine.
29:26We're only going to the pub.
29:28Well, it's very nice of you to make such an effort for Alan.
29:31Funny.
29:32Has it ever occurred to you that maybe I'll try and make an effort for you?
29:36So it looks like Lee can start on Monday.
29:39Are you okay with that?
29:40What about the planning?
29:42We got it.
29:44I don't know.
29:46Monday's great, if that's what works best.
29:49You're okay with it?
29:50Emma.
29:51It's your money.
29:53It's our money.
29:54We're married, remember?
29:56Promise me one thing.
29:58Sure.
29:59Your dad has nothing to do with it.
30:01Yeah.
30:02Of course.
30:03Great.
30:05Let's go and celebrate.
30:09John.
30:10What do you think of me?
30:12Where did that come from?
30:14I don't know.
30:15It's just been ages since we've been out together.
30:18I can barely get you to agree to a takeaway these days, let alone a night out at the pub.
30:22We went to Sonia and Alan's the other night.
30:25Yeah.
30:26Sonia's.
30:26And Alan.
30:29Emma, what's wrong?
30:31I don't know.
30:32I just think maybe we should see other people.
30:34Other people?
30:36Oh, you mean other...
30:37You mean other friends?
30:39Why?
30:39What did you...
30:40Oh, God.
30:41Why would I suggest that?
30:43I don't know.
30:44Yeah.
30:44It's not exactly you, is it?
30:52Are you ready?
30:56Alan?
30:57Alan?
30:57Alan?
30:57Alan?
30:59Alan?
31:00Alan?
31:08Coming, my love.
31:38Bastards.
31:48Bastards.
32:11Bastards.
32:23Oh.
32:24Thanks for this.
32:25Not at all.
32:26I won't be needing it.
32:27And I won't be needing parking permits, but best of luck.
32:30Oh, and not only have I not signed your petition, despite what you've told the rest of the street,
32:34I won't be signing your petition.
32:36You said you would.
32:36I said I'd think about it, and I've thought about it.
32:39Nick, we're going to be needing builders, cranes, skips, concrete pourers, plumbers, electricians, portable toilets.
32:46And that's before we've even thought about the decoration, so it's not going to work for us.
32:50Well, here's news. You've got to get past planning first.
32:54Oh, yeah. About that. The plan's gone through, so that's that.
32:58Oh, and can you move your camera away from looking at our house?
33:01I'm a lawyer. It invades our privacy.
33:05Shane! Makes interesting viewing.
33:08We'll just have to see what the rest of the street make of it.
33:19What was that about?
33:21No idea.
33:53But you, you, you never understood what was going on. You're a fool.
33:58I'm not a fool, Derek. Please stop.
34:02That's why he isn't here. It's your fault.
34:05Oh, don't say that. You can't say that.
34:07None of these people are going to ruin everything. Everything.
34:12Well, they'll have to kill me first.
34:36Excuse me.
34:38Are you Beth?
34:40Beth?
34:52I mean, I want CCTV in a bloody cul-de-sac anyway.
34:56The man's paranoid.
34:58I mean, that's for the parking purpose. You can go and stick him.
35:00That's what I said to him.
35:01I think he just thought that because I said I'd look at his petition,
35:04you just presumed I'd be on board, did you?
35:07You know, I can't stand the man.
35:08Oh, me neither.
35:10He reminds me of my dad and his mates when we were kids.
35:13One summer they set up a neighborhood watch and then spent every evening getting together
35:16and watching movies like Magnificent Seven and One and Two and a Half.
35:21No way.
35:22No, it's true.
35:22And then all revved up, they'd go out hunting for vagabonds and villains on with golf clubs
35:27and air pistols.
35:28Who's making that up?
35:30Yeah, seriously.
35:31What happened?
35:32Well, nothing. They never found anyone.
35:33Apart from one time, they did come across some poor teenager who was trying to have a quiet spliff
35:37and they hustled him so much, he ended up giving them all his weed
35:40and then they spent the rest of the summer completely stoned.
35:44The amount of times I've heard that story.
35:46Oh, it's hilarious.
35:48It's bullshit.
35:49Alan.
35:50Well, it's not true, is it, John?
35:53Well, it's one of your embellishments.
35:56It didn't happen.
36:01Well, it's not a big deal, I just like the truth.
36:05Oh, come on, John, you're a great guy, but you do love to exaggerate
36:09and you like an audience.
36:11It's not a bad thing.
36:13I mean, they're pretty good stories.
36:17Just going to get the loop.
36:25I'll get some more drinks.
36:32What's that about?
36:33God knows.
36:35Seems like there's something going on between them.
36:39Like what?
36:39I don't know, it's just when men talk to each other like that,
36:42there's usually something deeper going on.
36:45And how do women handle it?
36:47Well, I'd like to think we could tell each other the truth.
36:51Truth.
36:52Although my job, I have come to realise that people only ever tell you what they need you to hear.
36:56Yeah. Truth is very overrated in my game.
37:00Yeah, I guess it must be.
37:02I suppose when you think about it, is it really even that important?
37:07Well, what else have we got?
37:19Are you serious?
37:24Cheers.
37:25Cheers.
37:32Oh, my God.
37:34You're on that day, I'll tell you.
37:35If you say so, you're the boss.
37:43Another one?
37:43Cheers.
37:44Cheers.
37:46Cheers.
38:01Cheers.
38:24Oh, cheers.
38:27Hey, John.
38:28I was just taking the piss before, yeah?
38:30No hard feelings.
38:32Well, I mean, it's true, you do like to exaggerate.
38:35What the fuck is wrong with you?
38:36With me?
38:37Yeah, why would you say all that?
38:38I thought we were mates.
38:39So did I.
38:49You need a line, love.
38:52Now let's get drunk.
39:20Tell you what, we are going to have a huge party when this thing's done.
39:24You'll have no money left to throw one.
39:26Yeah, that's without the extra cost in parking permits.
39:29Oh, I'm just so relieved we're not moving anymore.
39:32You're all right, mate.
39:34Sorry about what happened to me earlier.
39:37You know, I think I'd really miss everyone.
39:40Apart from him.
39:44I've got an idea.
39:45Come on.
39:46Let's give Nick a little surprise.
39:48Really?
39:49Come on.
39:49You're going to do this?
39:50Yeah, yeah, let's go for it.
39:52One.
39:54Two.
39:56Three.
40:14Good night in the end.
40:16No, thanks to you.
40:19What was all that about with John?
40:21It was nothing.
40:23You know, it was just Brenda.
40:24I was calling him out, that's all.
40:25But why?
40:27He's a friend.
40:28Isn't that what friends do?
40:30Besides, why do you care?
40:42Why do you think Alan was a bit weird with you earlier?
40:45He's just being a dick.
40:46You know what he's like.
40:47I don't know.
40:48It just seemed like you wanted to say something.
40:50It's fine.
40:51Don't worry about it.
40:52I'm not.
41:02I'm just going to go and see if Beth's back.
41:04I'm just going to go and see if Beth's back.
41:19I knew it.
41:20I knew it was too good to be true.
41:22It's not for me.
41:23It's for the guy who sorted the planning.
41:25Emma?
41:27I'll call you tomorrow and it better be kosher.
41:34Emma?
41:35You heard from Beth?
41:37She's not in.
41:38No, she's probably just out with her mates.
41:41What are you doing out here anyway?
41:49John?
41:51What's that?
42:03What is that on the back?
42:18One for sorrow.
42:23God bless.
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