00:04What is this?
00:05Hey!
00:06What's up?
00:08Hey! Are you okay?
00:10I think I might be an adrenaline junkie.
00:12I've got you, dude! I've got you!
00:14I really could have walked out by myself, but thank you.
00:17Wait! Where's Lloyd?
00:20Um...
00:20Oh no. I can't believe we just ran off and left him back there.
00:24This is terrible. We are horrible friends.
00:26And subpart ninjas too.
00:28That's right, that's right.
00:30Wait! Guys!
00:35Um...
00:35Oh no!
00:36Lloyd!
00:37What is this trouble?
00:38Oh man! What are we gonna do?
00:40We can still do this, guys.
00:42We just gotta figure out how to be real ninjas.
00:45You know what would be really brave?
00:47Making camp, sleeping for the night, wake up in the day.
00:49Yeah, that's brave.
00:50Wait, Tate!
00:51Don't you have like 700 gigabytes of martial arts movies on your hard drive?
00:56Correct!
00:57Great!
00:58Bola!
00:58The eight-smart court?
00:59Moving claw!
01:00The deadly groundskeeper!
01:01Stump, two, three!
01:01Nice man, punch him!
01:02You're a fireman!
01:03Yeah!
01:05Versus!
01:05That guy!
01:05That guy!
01:06That guy!
01:07That guy!
01:08That guy!
01:09Wingmaster!
01:09Did it move fast into the future?
01:11Lock two!
01:11The Troy Lock Club!
01:12I told you you're wasting your time!
01:13I vowed to give up that way of life!
01:15Let's go to the Huh!
01:15Oh noMe!
01:16Whoa!
01:18I learned so many things so fast.
01:20That's right, that's right. I'm ready.
01:22Time to get down and dirt, ninja style.
01:25All right.
01:32Whoa, there's that all way.
01:35Guys, no swimming. We just came.
01:45Time to blend in.
01:53Fire hit! Fire hit! Fire hit! Fire hit! Fire hit!
02:02Fire hit! Fire hit! Fire hit!
02:03Any last words?
02:11Guys!
02:12Oh, hey!
02:13Oh, my gosh. How did you all get up here?
02:15Oh, man! We did all that stuff that you and Master Rude told us to do.
02:19Hit this out, bro.
02:20Whoa!
02:21All right, let's get out of here and make it to the ultimate, ultimate weapon.
02:25That's not going to be easy, girl ninja, because I fired a ridiculous amount of generals.
02:29All right, all right, I got an idea. If we can hold these generals off long enough, we can build
02:33a way out of here.
02:34Great idea. You can start building, and Lloyd and I will throw you bricks.
02:37Lloyd, I need a two-by-two! Here it comes!
02:40That was terrible!
02:41Don't need a couple one-bys!
02:43I got it! Check this out!
02:44How could you be so bad at this?
02:46Yeah, like a mental block?
02:48Hang on, everybody. You ninjas keep at it.
02:50Lloyd, you're coming with me. I'll be in charge of the dudes.
02:52Now, just put it on the shovel here.
02:54He's not too much, but he's not too much.
02:56He's not too much.
02:56Gah!
02:57Jigs does. Whatever.
02:58All right!
02:59And just keep building, it's annoying!
03:00I'm gonna teach you how to throw.
03:02I got the white trees lying in the winding road.
03:06I've got a dream. I've got a dream.
03:12And I carry it with me like my daddy did.
03:16But I'm lovin' my dream.
03:19That it can come.
03:22You'll make me down the highway. You'll make me down the highway.
03:27I've been ahead since I won't pass by.
03:35Lloyd, come over here. Come open.
03:38I can do this.
03:40Quiet your mind, Lalloy.
03:42Okay.
03:43Throw like no one's watching except your judging father.
03:46I'm not helping.
03:46Oh, right. You got this. Do it.
03:49I'm gonna go there free.
03:54Lalloy!
03:55Yes.
03:56Look at that.
03:56I actually taught you how to do something.
03:58Right?
03:59No!
03:59That's fine.
04:01Hold it.
04:02Time.
04:03Hey!
04:05Good try, buddy.
04:08You got a cannon for him.
04:10Seriously?
04:15Lalloy, something's happening to my face.
04:17It's turning upwards in an unfamiliar motion.
04:20Oh, I think they deployed nerve gas.
04:21It's happening to you, too!
04:23Listen.
04:24Listen.
04:24We're smiling.
04:25What is this?
04:27Smiling?
04:27Go with it.
04:28Feels good, right?
04:29It does.
04:30This whole experience is so foreign to me.
04:33All right.
04:34Yeah.
04:34All right.
04:35Here it comes.
04:36Lalloy!
04:43It's time to fire me.
04:46Oh!
04:47Lalloy!
04:50Lalloy, are you okay?
04:51Yeah, yeah, I think it was my arm.
04:52Is it bad?
04:53Is it bad?
04:53I don't wanna look.
04:54I don't wanna look.
04:54It looks okay, I guess.
04:57Scale of one to ten, how bad is it?
04:59Oh, I'd say it's about a seven point arm ripped off.
05:03My arm is what?
05:04What are you...
05:05Don't look down.
05:06Don't look down below your neck.
05:07Why?
05:07Don't do that face.
05:08Why are you doing that face?
05:09It's just a harmless little...
05:12I can't view.
05:13It's disgusting.
05:14Should I look?
05:15I look!
05:15I have no arm!
05:16I have no arm!
05:17No!
05:18I told you it was bad.
05:19That's way worse than anything I could've done.
05:21That bad.
05:22You're gonna be fine!
05:23Let me text your mother.
05:24Dad, no!
05:24I need you!
05:25Stay with me!
05:26Be here with me right now, all right?
05:27Do something!
05:29I'm gonna find...
05:30What does it look like?
05:31It looks like my left arm, except it's the right one.
05:34Oh, of course it is.
05:36Okay, everybody.
05:36Fan out.
05:37Form a grave.
05:37Find the Lloyd's arm.
05:38Got a little hand, like a cup holder, and a black sleeve, and a little piece of green
05:41on it.
05:42You'll know it when you see it.
05:43It's my Lloyd's arm!
05:44For heaven's sake.
05:45Does this look like it?
05:46No.
05:47Let's try this arm out.
05:48That's a leg.
05:49Have you ever had an arm that kicks?
05:50I mean, that could be cool.
05:51Can't say I have.
05:53Hey!
05:54How about this one?
05:55That's a sword!
05:56That's a sword!
05:57Oh, man.
05:57You have a sword on?
05:58That'd be sweet.
05:59You know, the idea of it's a lot cooler than the reality.
06:03Oh, wait, wait.
06:05Found it!
06:05Here we go!
06:06Okay.
06:07I'm gonna pop that arm back into place.
06:09Okay, wait, wait, wait.
06:10It's only gonna hurt for a second, right?
06:12Not for a second.
06:14No, it's gonna be agony for a while.
06:15Who can do that misinformation?
06:16Alright, alright, alright.
06:17Just do it.
06:17Just do it.
06:19Okay.
06:19Okay.
06:20On the count of twelve.
06:21No, no, no, no, no.
06:22I don't wanna do twelve.
06:23Let's do, let's do like a, you know, a three.
06:25Okay.
06:26On the count of three.
06:27One.
06:28Two.
06:29Oh, no.
06:30I wish I was here to do this.
06:31You're killing me.
06:32You gotta, you gotta do it.
06:33Just do it.
06:34One.
06:35Two.
06:37Three.
06:37Three.
06:38Oh.
06:39Well.
06:40It uh...
06:42It uh...
06:42It was uh...
06:43It was pretty good.
06:45It was pretty good.
06:47We did that.
06:49Put my arm back on.
06:50Like a real dad.
06:52You...
06:53You called me dad?
06:55Yeah.
06:56Wow.
06:57I guess I, I guess I did.
06:59I really stepped up there in a bad way.
07:02Right?
07:03Alright, come on!
07:04We gotta get out of here!
07:15Here we go.
