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00:00You know what's funny? I had a boy when I was 158 years old. Wow. Wait a minute, you're 174? Yes. Master Wu says he's 167 and he's your younger brother. He's my younger brother. No, isn't that possible? You look much younger, thank you. Yeah, do you moisturize? Yes, that's when I got the upper hand on Master Wu. Upper hands? Yeah, upper hands. How did you gain two arms? Oh, don't put it like that. I don't know if that's the best way to say it. Well, he's got four arms. Correct.
00:30You know, a lot of people don't ask me about it, so I'm glad that he's comfortable asking. Lloyd's never asked me once about my arms. Have you, Lloyd? Don't talk to me. I was bit by a snake. No. Yes, yes. So the snake had a bunch of arms? They don't have arms. Yeah, exactly. Do you mean like a spider? Oh, no. I was bit by a snake. And the snake had been bitten by a spider, then the snake bit me. Oh. Are you guys actually buying any of this? How else would you explain it, Lloyd? You weren't there. So when the two extra arms started growing, were you like, yes, this is awesome? Or were you like, oh, no? No, at first I was like totally freaked out. Sometimes I get self-conscious about it.
00:57Hey, uh, Farron, can I ask you another question? Go ahead. Thanks about the arms. Um, can you shake your own hand? Look, check it out, ninjas. Oh, hi. Oh, he's his own best friend.
01:09Ah, the double thing. I love your bad boy charm. Look at this. This is one of my favorite things. I look like I'm making out with two people, don't I?
01:15That's wonderful amusement. Hey, you know what? We should, uh, we should be practicing silence right now. Sorry. It's just...
01:24When you talk, I don't want to listen, but when he talks, I want to listen.
01:28I agree. I agree. I've always said he's weak-voiced. I think we're getting off point a little bit, just a little bit.
01:32See what I mean about the weak voice? That's how he talks. Do it again.
01:36Oh, that's not how I... That doesn't sound like me.
01:40It sounds more like this.
01:41What's he doing to us? We have to focus. He's turning our minds.
01:45Thank you, dame. You get it.
01:47My sensors indicate a fork in the road.
01:52The right path is long and arduous and enlightening.
01:55And the left, a shortcut.
01:58Why would this be impossible?
01:59They wouldn't know, right?
02:01We're taking the shortcut. Let's roll.
02:02No, no. We just wait. Master Wolf said we should stay on the right path.
02:06What? You want to listen to the guy who fell off the bridge?
02:09Well, the guy who didn't fall off the bridge.

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