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00:02Let's talk wedding venues.
00:05I thought we agreed on the hotel in Dorset.
00:07Ah yes, so turns out it was already booked by our hashtag sick bride in cancer remission.
00:14Understandably, it was a light pencil.
00:16How do we feel about castles?
00:19There's one here with a functioning moat and a Red Bull sponsorship.
00:23Does it have a lift?
00:24Mmm, we will look into that.
00:28Okay, moving on.
00:30Hendoo!
00:32We're thinking immersive, live-streamed, head-mounted GoPro.
00:37You bring the viewer with you.
00:40But isn't it a spa day?
00:41I mean, massages, robes, bit of tequila.
00:44We are three months away from the wedding.
00:46We need to ramp it up.
00:48And put ramps everywhere for you.
00:52So, our goal is to break one mill by the end of the honeymoon.
00:55We're in the room right next door, aren't we, Libby?
00:57Yes, we are.
00:59Now, do you mind if I take a quick boomerang of you having one of these lovely vickings?
01:08That's brilliant.
01:19Oh, good. A hard punch for toast.
01:24Maybe you should tag the eggs.
01:25Well, I'm just keeping up with the brief, but, uh, message received.
01:30No, no, let's commit.
01:31Give the people what they really want.
01:34Gritty, disabled realism.
01:37Huh?
01:37Okay.
01:38No, no, poster reel of you and Ty deadlifting me into the shower.
01:41Oh, yeah.
01:42Or a house tour.
01:43Yeah?
01:45Here's where I can't reach anything.
01:47Here's the ramp that wants me dead.
01:49Here's upstairs.
01:50Oh, I've never been.
01:53I hear you.
01:55You could have an entire third family up there and I wouldn't even know it.
02:01I'm gonna talk to Jane about further renovations.
02:05Okay?
02:07I'm sorry.
02:10I love you.
02:12Yes.
02:14Obviously.
02:16Renewal.
02:17Resurgence.
02:18Rebirth.
02:19Like a caterpillar from a cocoon.
02:21Except it's not a cocoon.
02:23It's a womb.
02:24Your womb.
02:26You are emerging from yourself.
02:31Yeah, well, I can cut you some handslets.
02:33But only if you feel ready to resurgence.
02:36I can't see them.
02:38And this is definitely the fabric.
02:40It does look a little like she's been excreted.
02:43Well, technically, it's a transitional membrane designed for hibernate and zoo snakes, but yes.
02:49And how does she go backwards in this thing?
02:53Is it a series of three point turns?
02:56Or why would anyone want to go backwards in this life?
02:59Bean, it really is so creative.
03:02I just don't know if it's giving me a wedding dress.
03:07You hate it.
03:09Oh.
03:10That means it's working.
03:12Are you scared of the dress's disruptive potential or your own?
03:17Ooh.
03:20I'm sorry.
03:21I just don't know if it's the dress.
03:26It's not the dress.
03:28Because there is no dress.
03:31There is just evolution.
03:34Transition and expansion.
03:36Gestation and expulsion.
03:39That is marriage.
03:53Yes.
03:54Hmm.
03:56Yeah.
03:57I think it's some of my finest work.
03:59Hmm.
04:08Hmm.
04:08Hmm.
04:11Hmm.
04:16What did he say?
04:18Uh, he said that he wants to feel your wet bikini bottoms, but like, not wet from the pool.
04:23Oh.
04:24Uh, yeah, no, it's convoluted.
04:27Well, tell him he needs to make them wet then.
04:28You have to force yourself more.
04:30More?
04:30More.
04:31More.
04:35I'm going to go to my room and you're going to dance naked in my mouth.
04:42Huh.
04:42What did he say?
04:45Uh, sorry.
04:46Uh, that he wants you to, uh, stand on his face or something.
04:50Did he?
04:52Well, tell him I'll dominate him all night long and I won't stop until he begs me.
04:54Uh, yeah.
04:58Yo, yo, what?
04:59Um, eh, he says he likes the pegging.
05:03The pegging?
05:04The pegging.
05:05No, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:09I need you here with me, like the pegging, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
05:11You're good, you're good, just ask Alexa.
05:20I'll get it!
05:24No means no, Jo.
05:25I'm here for Freya.
05:27Hen stuff.
05:38Actually, do you have a minute?
05:41Can we talk, like, privately?
05:44Like in your room?
05:45No, no, no, no, no.
05:46Better with witnesses, less chance of an emotional drive-by.
05:50Is that my shirt?
05:52No, this is just a common men's shirt.
05:54From shirts.com.
05:56Fine.
05:57I'll be out of your hair soon anyway.
05:59I'm moving to New York.
06:01Uh, yeah, a couple months ago, whilst I was drunk,
06:06and, um, on antibiotics, I supposedly applied for this writing program in New York,
06:11and I got in, and, um, yeah, it's, it's kinda legit, so.
06:19Yeah, you know, there's not much keeping me here, so, maybe, maybe it's time for a change.
06:25I don't know.
06:26Well, thank you for the big press release, and now, if you don't mind, I'm actually preparing for a job
06:30interview.
06:37Good luck telling Fred that you're abandoning her again.
06:45Joe!
06:46The leaves are almost here!
06:48Hey, you party ready?
06:52Oh, here we are, ladies!
06:55This is it!
06:57Oh, reveal!
06:58Perfect for post-game dippy-dees, ladies.
07:01I am into this deranged gingerbread husband.
07:05Woo!
07:06Love it!
07:08Love the gargoyles!
07:10I know!
07:10Very Snow White sheep.
07:13Oh!
07:29Who are these people?
07:30These are your hens!
07:32It's a small passport of our amazing clients!
07:36Of course.
07:38Are we supposed to be wearing those?
07:40Yes, we are, darling.
07:42Mm-hmm.
07:43Bought them from Vinted.
07:44Thought it'd be gay to wear them.
07:46Gay as in fun.
07:47We're bringing it back.
07:48Is that blood?
07:51Yes!
07:52Yes, it is.
07:55Oh.
07:58It's a little early to be drinking, isn't it?
08:02Why are they here?
08:03Please get them out of my house.
08:05Ah, you see, in my defence, it is our house,
08:09and I would like to store my books in my section of our attic.
08:13Okay?
08:14All right.
08:15I'm just sorry they're not selling.
08:17Oh, they are selling.
08:18They're flying off the shelves.
08:19They're talking about doing a second print run with all the five-star reviews
08:22and a sex-positive foreword by Gillian Anderson.
08:25Happy you're getting the recognition you deserve.
08:29I'm just sampling wines for the wedding.
08:31Uh-huh.
08:32Listen, I genuinely had no idea you were going to take this that badly.
08:36I'm not taking it anything.
08:37I'm taking it like an absolute stud.
08:39Are you?
08:40Yeah.
08:41I was just drafting my own memoir in my head.
08:43I think I'm going to call it, um,
08:45Why the flying fuck didn't I divorce her sooner?
08:47Or something.
08:49Guaranteed bestseller.
08:52And we are live, girlies!
08:55And we have 23 brave beautiful views already.
08:58Ooh!
08:58Yes.
08:58Well, let's crack on with the games, I reckon.
09:02These hens are not free range.
09:04They're on hourly rates.
09:05Wait, they're being paid to be here?
09:08As PA of Honour, a.k.a. Party Architect,
09:12I'd like to introduce our very first game!
09:16It's called Mr. and Mrs. and it is the ultimate compatibility quiz.
09:21Alright?
09:22Jo, would you like to do the honours?
09:25Okay.
09:26Who is Abe's celebrity crush?
09:31Emily Blunt?
09:32Emily Blunt, yeah.
09:34Shall we find out?
09:36Hello, ladies.
09:38Right, celebrity crush.
09:39I'm going to say...
09:42It's Nigella Lawson.
09:44Especially the Christmas special,
09:46where she basted that turkey.
09:47That was...hypnotic.
09:50That was wrong, Freya.
09:51So, actually, you know what you need to do?
09:54You need to have one of me!
09:59Who said, I love you first?
10:01Okay, that one's easy.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Him.
10:04100%.
10:04Oh, it was...
10:06magical.
10:07Couldn't stop looking at her.
10:09And then she said those three little words.
10:12I love you.
10:13Aww.
10:14It's another wrong answer, Freya.
10:16So, uh...
10:17Bucken up!
10:19Yay!
10:19Do you even know her story?
10:21I love it!
10:22I love it!
10:24I mean, it's really not fair.
10:27Have you even read my book?
10:29Oh, have you written a book?
10:30Because, in the end, if you get to the last chapter, I say I actually really loved our marriage.
10:34So much talk of marriage.
10:37Can't stop writing about it.
10:38Can't stop talking about it.
10:39It's all a ickle bit jealous.
10:41Fuck off!
10:41Fuck right!
10:42You couldn't pay me to be in a committed relationship right now.
10:45There's just so much compromise, isn't there?
10:46I mean, look at you.
10:47Who even are you?
10:48You hate Rosé.
10:49Turns out it just has to be good Rosé.
10:52Don't believe you.
10:53If you're going to be this...
10:54Right, right, right.
10:55What is going on?
10:56Hi.
10:57All of this yelling while I'm trying to have a wank is giving me weird childhood flashbacks,
11:00alright?
11:00So I'm going to need you to tone it down if I'm going to stand any chance of getting anything
11:04done up there.
11:05Sorry.
11:06Hmm.
11:07That is quite good, actually.
11:08I know, right?
11:08Wait, sorry.
11:09Why are you day drinking?
11:10Because your father is trying to squeeze himself into this new life one drink at a time.
11:17Okay, well, that's weird.
11:19Don't make a habit out of it.
11:20Either of you.
11:21If you are going to do another lap around the marital track...
11:24Marriage again.
11:25Might I give you some notes?
11:27Oh, okay.
11:27This is actually far more interesting than the porn I was watching, so I'm going to grab a pew.
11:32This time maybe don't cry quite so much during the vows.
11:36I mean, it's not that it wasn't tremendously touching, it was, but people really just want
11:41to go for a piss and have a glass of Prosecco.
11:43I really don't need wedding day notes.
11:45Especially not from the woman who insisted on choreographing our ridiculous first dance.
11:51Ridiculous?
11:53Oh, remember?
11:56Or post-traumatic dance disorder.
11:58This is before anyone else did it, right?
12:01Sure.
12:02Because you get an organ.
12:03Wow.
12:03That mum's already going.
12:05Feeling limber, Dad?
12:10Okay.
12:14This was professionally choreographed, was it?
12:18Okay.
12:20You keep saying okay.
12:21Yeah.
12:23Oh, I'm round.
12:26One, two...
12:27Whoa!
12:28Whoa!
12:29You always used to trip me there.
12:31You owned every single time.
12:33Do you remember that?
12:33Do you remember that?
12:33This is nice, isn't it?
12:34Look at you.
12:35It's almost like Lindsay Lohan was right to pair and trap hers back together.
12:38Back together?
12:39Sorry, have you not read my chapter on bonobos?
12:40Yeah, I'm waiting for the audiobook.
12:42No, I think we're both perfectly happy with where we are now.
12:45Absolutely.
12:46Really?
12:48You're okay that Sam's death, you know, broke things between you?
12:57Well, I think it's a little bit more complex than that.
13:03Yeah, sometimes life throws more storm at you than you're prepared for.
13:07And I think we wish we'd weathered it differently, but we accept the wreckage.
13:12I mean, it has a kind of charm.
13:16What a bug.
13:21If you learn anything from us, don't let life's mess get in the way of what really matters.
13:29Yeah, you've got to embrace the mess.
13:32Actually, um, did I say that I had to... that there was, um, I had to...
13:37Bye!
13:41One more time?
13:42Fuck no.
13:43Tell us about losing your B card.
13:49Why don't we take a little quick break, like a little sig or...
13:53Come on, at least tell us the age.
13:54We've got hundreds of followers now.
13:56They want dates.
13:57They want positions.
13:59Oh, yeah!
14:00You don't have to.
14:01Cherry bum!
14:03Cherry bum!
14:04Cherry bum!
14:05Cherry bum!
14:07You don't have to.
14:07Cherry bum!
14:08Cherry bum!
14:09Fine, sure.
14:10Yeah.
14:10Woo!
14:11Uh, it was just before my 16th birthday.
14:14I was ridiculously in love.
14:16Oh!
14:17Everyone thought we were going to be together forever.
14:21Um, and then I had my accident and became tetraplegic.
14:26And then I went into rehab, um, for a year to relearn everything that I knew about my body and,
14:33uh, and the world.
14:34And then, um, one night, he snuck into rehab and we had sex.
14:43It wasn't really the first time I imagined.
14:46Um, but we were in love.
14:50And then he never called me again.
14:511995
14:54Uh.
15:006 p.m.
15:01already up.
15:02Well, er.
15:04Put your hands together foramatris!
15:07Aah!
15:09What?
15:09Whoa, no!
15:10Oh my god.
15:24Oh my god.
15:35Social!
15:59You want to add him on social?
16:02How extraordinary!
16:03That's fantastic.
16:05I'm home.
16:07Oh, the fucking door.
16:09Don't tell me.
16:10Jesus Christ.
16:11You crazy?
16:13Yes, crazy is my brand. Come on.
16:14You can't be here.
16:15Don't go to New York.
16:31Stop!
16:32Stop!
16:33Stop!
16:34Stop it!
16:35Sorry, Crypties Dan.
16:36Full respect.
16:37I can't do this.
16:38Look, I'm tired of being scheduled and sponsored and streamed.
16:43I've had enough!
16:44You know, and I can't ignore the fact that I'm completely incompatible with my fiance.
16:49You know what I want to do?
16:50Yeah, I want to go swimming.
16:51Yeah, but I can't because I'm terrified of fucking water since I became disabled.
16:57Is that the content you want?
16:59Huh?
17:00Because this whole head-do and sponsored wedding is so fucking lame!
17:05Ooh!
17:06No.
17:07What?
17:08Okay, I'm confused.
17:09I want to do it all with you.
17:12Especially the mess.
17:14Mess?
17:15Okay, now I'm getting mixed signals.
17:17Fuck!
17:17Um...
17:18Joe!
17:18Are you there?
17:19Joe!
17:21Joe!
17:22I need to talk to you!
17:23This is definitely the best one.
17:25Oh.
17:26Jane.
17:27Fuck.
17:27Maybe it was that one.
17:29Jane.
17:30What?
17:31I'm ready.
17:32To sell the house.
17:35Oh.
17:38Oh wow.
17:40Okay.
17:43And I want to say sorry.
17:45For holding on.
17:48I think I just needed to...
17:53You know.
17:56Let go in stages.
17:58Yeah.
17:58I mean, it's funny.
17:59I mean, I've been waiting for this moment for years, but now it's actually here.
18:03I feel a bit...
18:14We will always be family.
18:19Do you want me to help you?
18:20I'm sorry.
18:20Yeah.
18:22You know, and I really...
18:26Honestly...
18:26Couldn't be more happy for you than Freya.
18:28I know.
18:32To the future.
18:34To my sequel, ballsack.
18:37I need to pee.
18:38And I need to say this.
18:40I think maybe actually I've just been scared that I wouldn't find anyone else.
18:43Which is essentially internalized ableism, right?
18:45And probably not the best reason to be getting married.
18:47Maybe we should talk somewhere else.
18:48I hate how everyone acts.
18:50Like, I'm so lucky to have him, you know?
18:53Like, it's infantilizing.
18:55I don't need to be taken care of.
18:58Right?
18:58I want to fuck in Paris.
19:00Freya, Freya.
19:00As your P.A. of honor, I've watched you and Abe very closely, and...
19:05That's love, man.
19:09Also, if you ever need a surrogate, I do sincerely hope it's me.
19:12Oh, too far, Ty.
19:13Fair enough.
19:17My God.
19:18I need to talk to Abe.
19:19Yeah, I have to tell him to come here.
19:21What, here?
19:22Now?
19:22Yeah, here.
19:23Now.
19:27Um...
19:27The condom company.
19:29Yeah?
19:29Pulled out.
19:29Well, of course they were gonna pull out.
19:31Well, not like that, but do you know what I mean?
19:32Oh, I think I'm gonna have a panic attack.
19:34Absolute nightmare.
19:35Oh, Olivia!
19:36Olivia!
19:37I think I've finally found my voice.
19:39Well, no.
19:40You're not finding your voice, darling, because our sponsors have pulled out, haven't they?
19:44In your impassioned speech...
19:46But I was just being honest.
19:47Mm!
19:48You called the entire sponsored wedding lame.
19:51Lame.
19:52On camera.
19:53The online disabled community.
19:55They are currently dragging you.
19:56Yeah.
19:57For being grossly ableist.
19:58You're trending...
20:00In a bad way.
20:01They're dragging your ass.
20:02You're cancelled.
20:03Rip.
20:04R.I.P.
20:04She means.
20:05Fuck, I never say that.
20:07I never say that.
20:08Well, you did say it, didn't you?
20:09Yeah, you did.
20:10You said it, didn't you?
20:11Yeah.
20:11So, we have to send a big fat apology.
20:13Yeah.
20:14We've gotta live stream it.
20:15Yeah.
20:15A big donation.
20:17Children in need, we're thinking.
20:19Patsy bear.
20:19Might work.
20:20Yeah.
20:21Suck on that.
20:21You're gonna need it.
20:22Okay.
20:23Levi?
20:23Gosh, these women only identifying spaces are incredible.
20:26I mean the...
20:27Levi!
20:27Sorry.
20:28Sorry.
20:28I love you too.
20:32Um...
20:33I feel like maybe we're not good for each other.
20:35Maybe we're...
20:36Maybe we're too fucked up.
20:38Yes.
20:39Maybe.
20:40But also, maybe.
20:41What if we are the type of fucked up that fits?
20:47Because every time I'm with you, I feel a little bit less broken.
20:51And I also feel consistently turned on.
20:58I'm just trying to get my life together.
21:01And...
21:02I need someone that...
21:03That you can rely on.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Exactly.
21:06Me too.
21:07Um...
21:08We both need each other.
21:09So, uh...
21:10Why don't you just for once, please, please just stay.
21:32I just see Ty straddling a half-naked man using a wheelchair.
21:37I thought this was a spa day.
21:42Okay.
21:43I need to say something and I just need you to listen.
21:45Okay?
21:47Okay.
21:48We lost the sponsorship.
21:49I accidentally said the L word on the live stream.
21:52What?
21:53Lesbian?
21:55Not quite.
21:56Um...
21:56But the Olivias think that they can fix it.
21:58Okay.
21:59Good.
22:00I just don't know if I do want to fix it, Abe.
22:04I'm so tired of saying yes...
22:07To everything.
22:09To...
22:11That I have to be grateful for every single opportunity just because I'm a wheelchair user.
22:16I want to fuck in Paris.
22:18With you.
22:20Okay.
22:22Unexpected turn.
22:24Not unwelcome.
22:25But I think maybe this wedding is just happening too fast.
22:29Hmm.
22:31I'm more than happy to postpone it.
22:33I'm certainly happy to lose the sponsorship.
22:36You know?
22:38I just want to marry you.
22:40Properly.
22:44Told Jane I was ready to sell the house.
22:47But really?
22:51I thought we could find ourselves a nice little new build.
22:56You know?
22:57Fully accessible.
22:58You wouldn't have to worry about anything.
23:03I just want to take care of you.
23:10But I don't want that.
23:15Actually, I think, um...
23:20Maybe I just need a bit of time.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Well, we're...
23:23We'll postpone.
23:25Time from us.
23:32Sorry, that's not what I was expecting to say.
23:36I love you.
23:37I love you so much.
23:39It's just been a really...
23:41Weird time and, uh, I don't know...
23:44It's okay. It's okay.
23:46I'm sorry.
23:50I'm so...
23:50You take your time.
23:54Are you okay?
24:05Freya?
24:07Freya!
24:09Hey!
24:11Hey!
24:13There you are.
24:15You okay?
24:20I think I just broke up with Abe.
24:24Shit.
24:27I'm so sorry.
24:28How did he take it?
24:31Mature and lovingly, which made it even worse.
24:36I'm so sorry.
24:37Hey, listen.
24:40I'm here.
24:42Don't worry.
24:44We got this.
24:45Together.
24:47Please.
24:48I never needed you.
24:50Gross.
24:53Not even a little.
24:54Good.
24:56I definitely don't need you.
25:05Can I get your help with something?
25:07Yes.
25:09Yeah.
25:11It's European air, I swear it does.
25:18Randomly I'm grateful for, grateful for all the night.
25:23Solemn night marker, concrete over water.
25:35I think you remind me of the night, but also of the day.
25:44I think of Italy, Chappelle, I think of Spain.
25:56You and Spain.
25:57I think of him, because I'm not happy.
26:08Someone on my hand.
26:11Yeah.
26:12Sorry.
26:13You and Spain
26:21I don't want to be there.
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