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00:00:04So I'm putting this fish on for the second time, so I just got asses out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody in my room?
00:00:20Yeah, him.
00:00:22Hi!
00:00:23Stay on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Yeah!
00:00:54You never get far.
00:00:56It's just my birthmark.
00:00:59Do you want me to stop, Timmy?
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:45I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:53Happy New Year.
00:01:54Sam, it's me.
00:01:56Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:58I don't care how.
00:01:59Just do it.
00:02:01I will find you.
00:02:07Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:11I'm a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:14I need grandkids.
00:02:15I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:18I need to go now.
00:02:19I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:31Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:33Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:43Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Well, it's been years.
00:02:50I'm ready to go to the inspection.
00:02:52Your best, sir.
00:02:54But first, we found your big Christmas light.
00:02:57She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:03We can't have her know.
00:03:03You're the Harrison Group CEO, or she'll check out the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:07Finally, I can get my mother off in her bag.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now, Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26See, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:29It's just for Christmas.
00:03:30But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:33Where's my real one?
00:03:42I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:44Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:54Daddy!
00:03:55No!
00:03:56What?
00:04:03Daddy!
00:04:04No!
00:04:05I'm sorry.
00:04:07I'm not your dad.
00:04:08No, I know you're my dad.
00:04:10You're just as handsome as I am.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Mommy, hurry, your Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:23I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:27He's gorgeous.
00:04:34Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:37She's waiting for the coffee shop.
00:04:39Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:40You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:44So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:46See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:49Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:50What's your name?
00:04:52Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:54Max, Aurelius.
00:04:56Eva.
00:04:57Maybe we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:02I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:04I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:08So, for our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:14$1,000 an hour?
00:05:16Well, yeah.
00:05:18It's $500 a day.
00:05:20Is that enough?
00:05:21That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:23Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:24That's when I agreed with the agency.
00:05:27You can make $2,000 over the week.
00:05:29Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:31Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:36And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:43So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:05:46Fine.
00:05:47But she'd have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:52Okay.
00:05:53Deal.
00:05:56Ready to go get married?
00:06:12Wow.
00:06:13Is it nice?
00:06:14This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:17Pictures.
00:06:20Pictures.
00:06:26Baga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:48I think we got it.
00:06:54Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:57To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:02Yeah.
00:07:02Of course.
00:07:13Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:15From my family.
00:07:25Bad news, boss.
00:07:27The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute.
00:07:31Why, she bailed.
00:07:32Then who is she?
00:07:36Who is she?
00:07:39Whatever.
00:07:40It doesn't matter.
00:07:42I've got what I need.
00:07:45Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:47I already found someone.
00:07:53Okay.
00:07:54Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:57Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:59Christmas shopping?
00:08:00I should come.
00:08:02Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:08:06I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:08It'll make it more believable.
00:08:10It'll make it more believable.
00:08:13Fine.
00:08:14Yeah, fine.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:15We can help.
00:08:24Let's go.
00:08:25Which one are we going to?
00:08:26Oh, no.
00:08:27Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, no.
00:08:28Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:34Oh.
00:08:35What the actual fuck?
00:08:42Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:47Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:53She does kind of look like him.
00:08:58So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:04Yeah, they're from you.
00:09:06They're going to love you, Max.
00:09:09Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:21Okay.
00:09:22Should we use our tongues or...
00:09:24No, no.
00:09:25Definitely not.
00:09:26And absolutely no...
00:09:27Sex?
00:09:29Yes.
00:09:30This is strictly business.
00:09:32Anything physical outside of us not having it.
00:09:36You know what?
00:09:37Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:40I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:47Let's go.
00:09:54Here.
00:09:55What are you doing?
00:09:55I'd never let my woman pick up the tap.
00:10:00Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:07Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:1050% off pies?
00:10:12Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:1412 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:10:15They're the best kind.
00:10:17Hurry up and go.
00:10:18Go.
00:10:18What are you standing here for?
00:10:21Hello there.
00:10:22Hi.
00:10:23You ready?
00:10:23Yes.
00:10:24Yeah, just two things.
00:10:24Okay, great.
00:10:26We have a holiday special today.
00:10:28Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short.
00:10:32$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:34Oh, great.
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:38Can you get a move on?
00:10:40I just got here.
00:10:42Relax.
00:10:43Yeah, yeah.
00:10:46Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:48Okay, thank you.
00:10:51Hurry up and pay.
00:10:52Hey.
00:10:53Hey.
00:10:55I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:57You can wait your turn.
00:11:03Damn.
00:11:04My fake wife has some fire in it.
00:11:19Hi, guys.
00:11:22I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:28of course
00:11:30thank you so much
00:11:31of course, I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:33thank you
00:11:34she bought all 12 bucks
00:11:36don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:37just to give it away
00:11:39thank you
00:11:40Merry Christmas
00:11:47what?
00:11:48do you do that often?
00:11:50as often as I can
00:11:56we still
00:11:57I gotta take the paper
00:12:01watch out
00:12:22are you done feeling me up?
00:12:25shut up
00:12:25I'm sorry, I was just in character
00:12:27why is she?
00:12:28well, stay out of character
00:12:29until Christmas
00:12:35and don't be late
00:12:48Harrison Group?
00:12:50did you do construction for them or something?
00:12:53sort of
00:12:54not that I'm judging
00:12:55I just
00:12:56need to get my story straight
00:12:58or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:13:01why don't we say that you do
00:13:02mid-level management
00:13:03for Harrison Group
00:13:04I think that's respectful
00:13:06if we pick another company
00:13:08no
00:13:09Harrison Group is perfect
00:13:11I mean, they'll find it impressive
00:13:12my cousin's husband works for them too
00:13:14so
00:13:15perfect
00:13:20oh, and uh
00:13:21there's something nice
00:13:22for Christmas dinner?
00:13:24don't worry
00:13:24okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:26I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:30too much
00:13:51let's go, Sam
00:13:53it's time to check out the new HQ set
00:13:55you're covered in water
00:13:57you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:58and it's not yours
00:14:00it's my daughter's
00:14:03it's my daughter's
00:14:04give me a DNA test
00:14:06for that little girl
00:14:07that he's with
00:14:23hey, there they are
00:14:24hey
00:14:28how's that?
00:14:29aren't you, Mabel?
00:14:30oh, I missed you
00:14:32so
00:14:33where's this mysterious
00:14:34husband we heard all about?
00:14:36he's coming
00:14:37please don't tell me
00:14:38that Christmas failed
00:14:39it's good
00:14:40it's good
00:14:42so
00:14:42heard you got a new
00:14:44hubby, sweetie
00:14:45when's he arriving?
00:14:47oh, it's probably
00:14:49just some story
00:14:50she cooked up
00:14:50just how people talk
00:14:52poor thing
00:14:53not surprising
00:14:54I mean
00:14:54she's 30
00:14:55once a woman hits that age
00:14:57you become
00:14:58unnameable
00:14:59plus a kid looks so bad
00:15:02on dating apps
00:15:05this is exactly why
00:15:07I refuse to come home
00:15:08single this Christmas
00:15:08Auntie Pamela
00:15:10Debbie
00:15:11my dating life
00:15:12quite frankly
00:15:13is none of your concern
00:15:14we're only worried about you
00:15:16all these years
00:15:17without a husband
00:15:18zip it, Pamela
00:15:21and you always
00:15:22spoiled her rotten
00:15:24and look what happened
00:15:25she got knocked up
00:15:26out of wedlock
00:15:27raising a kid
00:15:28all alone
00:15:29I'm not alone
00:15:31and what does
00:15:33this mysterious
00:15:34husband do?
00:15:37he's a manager
00:15:38manager?
00:15:40of what?
00:15:42trash
00:15:44probably a cover
00:15:45for criminal activity
00:15:48you don't have to lie
00:15:49to us, Eva
00:15:50actually
00:15:53he's right here
00:15:56oh wow
00:15:59wow
00:15:59he is really good looking
00:16:02ah
00:16:03must be AI
00:16:05congratulations
00:16:06Eva
00:16:07on your photoshop skills
00:16:09thank
00:16:09that's enough
00:16:10she's our daughter
00:16:11and your niece
00:16:13show some respect
00:16:14remember last year
00:16:16when I introduced you
00:16:17to my husband's nephew
00:16:19William
00:16:19and you turned him down?
00:16:21well guess what
00:16:23William works for the Harrison
00:16:24group now
00:16:26it's 500 grand
00:16:28that's a year
00:16:29that's half a million
00:16:31half a million
00:16:32girls are lining up
00:16:34for him
00:16:34all the way
00:16:35to New York
00:16:36and speak of the devil
00:16:41will you even hate it?
00:16:54there you are
00:16:56oh look at you
00:16:58now
00:16:58living the dream
00:17:00oh just
00:17:01think Eva
00:17:02well you could be driving around
00:17:04in a car like that
00:17:05had you not married that
00:17:06criminal waste manager
00:17:08so married huh
00:17:10is it
00:17:11serious?
00:17:13that's what marriage is
00:17:14pretty serious
00:17:16wow
00:17:17you must have rushed
00:17:18the time to night
00:17:19huh
00:17:19makes sense though
00:17:21you
00:17:22not being
00:17:22a hot damn thing
00:17:23anymore
00:17:24dragging that kid
00:17:25around with no daddy
00:17:27oh
00:17:28oh
00:17:28what gosh
00:17:29really
00:17:29meanwhile
00:17:30you're climbing
00:17:31the Harrison group ladder
00:17:33that's right
00:17:34just bought this
00:17:36brand new suit
00:17:37my Christmas bonus
00:17:39wouldn't love
00:17:40a man in red
00:17:41sexy
00:17:42like Santa Claus
00:17:44want to sit on my lap
00:17:46don't touch me
00:17:47oh
00:17:48so entitled
00:17:49Williams
00:17:51a successful man
00:17:52of taste
00:17:53not waste
00:17:54and yet
00:17:54for some reason
00:17:56he's willing to overlook
00:17:57your baggage
00:17:58I mean
00:17:59look at that car
00:18:00did your husband
00:18:02afford anything
00:18:02even close to that
00:18:04think of the life
00:18:05I can give you
00:18:05and Piper
00:18:06with all my Harrison
00:18:07group money
00:18:07ditch your nobody
00:18:09husband
00:18:09and marry me
00:18:11instead
00:18:12I wouldn't marry you
00:18:13if you were the last
00:18:14man on birth
00:18:20my mom would never
00:18:22marry
00:18:22she already has
00:18:23and he's gonna
00:18:24kick your foot
00:18:29is that so
00:18:30well then
00:18:31where is he
00:18:32because
00:18:33I don't see him
00:18:34does anyone see him
00:18:38no
00:18:39just like I thought
00:18:41family lies
00:18:42just like mommy
00:18:43that puts you on
00:18:45the naughty list
00:18:46and let me show you
00:18:48what happens
00:18:49not in children
00:18:52hey
00:18:53mommy
00:18:53are you okay
00:18:55she is
00:18:56oh my god
00:18:58let me take her
00:18:59and get her past
00:19:00stuff okay
00:19:00come on
00:19:01let's go
00:19:03what does
00:19:04matter with you
00:19:06how dare you
00:19:06put your filthy hands
00:19:07on my daughter
00:19:10let me go
00:19:11now why would I
00:19:12go and do a thing
00:19:13like that
00:19:14when I'm having
00:19:15such a good time
00:19:16let me go
00:19:45touch my wife
00:19:47William
00:19:47william
00:19:48hitter
00:19:49long
00:19:49down
00:19:50to your
00:19:50inside
00:19:50well it looks
00:19:51like we have
00:19:52a real grinch
00:19:52to dispose of
00:19:54well well well
00:19:55it isn't a waste
00:19:56manager I've been
00:19:57hearing so much
00:19:58about
00:19:58that's right
00:20:01now I'm about to
00:20:02take out the trash
00:20:05Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:20:07it's an honor to
00:20:08meet you
00:20:09I'm Max
00:20:10Eva told us all
00:20:11about you
00:20:12from New York
00:20:13polite
00:20:13handsome
00:20:15just like she said
00:20:17wow
00:20:18he was an AI
00:20:19see
00:20:21he's real
00:20:22and he's more of
00:20:23a man here
00:20:23than willing
00:20:24whoever dreamed
00:20:25to be
00:20:25you son of a bitch
00:20:26you just rolled
00:20:27my suit
00:20:28and what's the way
00:20:29that you drive
00:20:29that
00:20:30that pristine
00:20:31automobile
00:20:32that
00:20:33car
00:20:34oh my god
00:20:35that's worth
00:20:36more than a house
00:20:38that car
00:20:39it's all over the news
00:20:40when the
00:20:40CEO of the
00:20:41Harrison group
00:20:42bought it
00:20:44wait
00:20:45are you
00:20:50like I said
00:20:51I'm just
00:20:52Eva's husband
00:20:53and that's all
00:20:54he needs to know
00:20:56I'm not here
00:20:56to put on a show
00:20:57for anyone
00:20:58you really are
00:20:59grandma
00:20:59aren't you
00:21:00you stole it
00:21:01that car
00:21:02belongs to the
00:21:02CEO of my company
00:21:03Jesus
00:21:04how did he get
00:21:05away with it
00:21:06that's what I
00:21:07want to know
00:21:08enough
00:21:09please
00:21:11I'm just my daughter
00:21:13she will never
00:21:14marry a girl
00:21:17Max
00:21:17be honest with me
00:21:19where did that car
00:21:20come from
00:21:22I'm just
00:21:22the one
00:21:23flight
00:21:23I'll be
00:21:24we'll be leaving
00:21:25and you'd make it
00:21:26three light times
00:21:27what's up
00:21:29you need a breath
00:21:30a minute
00:21:33alright
00:21:33listen
00:21:33I'm calling the cops
00:21:34oh way ahead of you
00:21:36wait
00:21:37what
00:21:39are you feeling
00:21:40nervous
00:21:40to me
00:21:40Bob
00:21:42oh well
00:21:43too late
00:21:50listen
00:21:51I
00:21:51I believe you
00:21:53but
00:21:54how can
00:21:54Max
00:21:55afford a car
00:21:57like that
00:21:57Mr. Smith
00:21:58don't worry
00:21:59it's my car
00:22:00it's not stolen
00:22:01yeah
00:22:02if it's yours
00:22:03improve it
00:22:04thank you
00:22:05cops will be here
00:22:06in 15 minutes
00:22:08enjoy Christmas
00:22:09behind bars
00:22:10okay
00:22:10I'll prove that
00:22:11it's mine
00:22:12but then you have
00:22:13to get lost
00:22:13and never show your face
00:22:15around my wife
00:22:16or child again
00:22:17oh
00:22:17so you're a tough guy
00:22:19huh
00:22:19well I hope they
00:22:20served eggnog in prison
00:22:21loser
00:22:22say one more word
00:22:23and I'll give them
00:22:24a real reason
00:22:24to take me in
00:22:27Jesus
00:22:28maybe he is
00:22:29a crime boss
00:22:30he's kind of sexy
00:22:31though
00:22:34here
00:22:35title
00:22:36and proof
00:22:36of ownership
00:22:45sir
00:22:47Harrison
00:22:50Mr. Harrison
00:22:50Mr. Harrison
00:22:54Mr. Harrison
00:22:55wait a while
00:22:58Merry Christmas
00:22:58Willie
00:22:59now get the
00:23:00fuck out of here
00:23:01before I kick
00:23:02your ass
00:23:02all the way
00:23:02up to the
00:23:03North Pole
00:23:03yes sir
00:23:04I'm so sorry
00:23:06please
00:23:07judgement
00:23:08please
00:23:09me
00:23:18oh
00:23:19that william
00:23:22what a jerk
00:23:23huh
00:23:24you fooled me
00:23:25what can I say
00:23:26let's not let
00:23:27this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays oh now you don't want to ruin christmas oh come on
00:23:33you know we were just looking out for you please forget us mr harrison you know my youngest son
00:23:39is graduating soon do you think that uh you could help him get us out the door a job at
00:23:46the harrison
00:23:46group even in the mail room would open doors we are family aren't we family takes care of each other
00:23:55if you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:59abigail come on talk to her for us didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable yeah i think
00:24:07you need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just far too busy in your best
00:24:13life
00:24:13my new son come on guys let's go in welcome to the family
00:24:27this is your fault pam you can't tell the difference between a.i. and reality my
00:24:33fault you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm will you oh
00:24:48hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how old
00:24:53i told you
00:24:53i work for harrison group remember i have a friend in high places a friend who just hands your keys
00:25:00to
00:25:00that million dollar one of a kind luxury cars yes it's the season of giving he knows people
00:25:07has connections he's a big deal kind of guy you're a crime boss aren't you yeah you best not forget
00:25:14it
00:25:14the bish oh my god just don't hold your cover dad mom thank you so much for letting max and
00:25:22i stay in your
00:25:23home you know honey we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good luck i think they
00:25:32get it home uh how's piker oh she's fine well you guys just get so and and we will go
00:25:41check on her
00:25:41and if your mom takes a cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the street
00:25:54okay hey was that not a uh breach of contract
00:26:00relax it was just a hug oh
00:26:06you just got here and i'm already exhausted you'll be okay it's just one week only now
00:26:12well they would but i need to get paid
00:26:19what are you doing that's weird they were so muddy that he just
00:26:25just a second ago i don't know something just smells off
00:26:28that's ridiculous i mean what do you want to do they don't promise the food
00:26:33what do you want to do later here we go
00:26:47piper is all tucked in honey everything looks amazing and happy holidays to the newest member of
00:26:53our family max welcome cheers thank you miss smith looks great oh just call me mom honey i had no
00:27:03idea what you liked so i just looked up a little bit of everything but we all know what eva's
00:27:09favorite christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing him she's trying to see if he's legit
00:27:16you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:27:23you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:27:23ow eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mommy oh geez oh it's okay i look mom of course he
00:27:34knows it
00:27:34i would like to hear max say it
00:27:5012 pumpkin pies i hear this right the best kind
00:27:55well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie see are you happy now that's good but something still
00:28:02falls off mom don't make it weird okay we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to
00:28:11know
00:28:11everything about each other but our marriage is real i guess your mom was just watching too many of those
00:28:17real short shows ah now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding ring eva
00:28:32i knew it was a good idea to pick this up well um it's silly face dropped it outside on
00:28:41the sidewalk
00:28:42luckily i was there to pick it up for it silly face i am not paying extra for this consider
00:28:50it a christmas
00:28:53you can afford this on a waste manager's salary well believe it or not miss smith there is a lot
00:29:01of
00:29:01garbage out there and i'm not just talking about william
00:29:06how are you like we're in there so come on guys let's eat
00:29:23and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper
00:29:29nice and festive for you no complications sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay with paper
00:29:37tonight oh honey newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:29:42oh i just remembered the city's turning the water off at 10. something about water conservation
00:29:48that means you have 15 minutes to shower or 15 minutes
00:29:52honey it's no big deal just shower together
00:29:57shower together
00:30:01just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:30:09you heard it
00:30:31Oh, wow! Why are you stripping?
00:30:35Well, I can't take a shower and your clothes on.
00:30:38Come on, we're wasting time at 15 minutes.
00:30:40Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:30:43All right, suit yourself. Or move for me in the air.
00:30:46Not that I meet you here first.
00:31:04Come on, Max. Get out of the way. You create nothing physical.
00:31:09Come on. You're the one with the dirty thoughts away.
00:31:12Relax.
00:31:13I won't touch you. Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:19Come on, Max.
00:31:20I love you, Max.
00:31:30In your dreams.
00:31:33You're free to join me.
00:31:34Come on, Max.
00:31:56I love you, Max.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:06Oh yeah?
00:32:20Holy shit.
00:32:26I just wanted to be hard with my daughter.
00:32:28What?
00:32:29I'll say.
00:32:30What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:33Should I say keep you moving?
00:32:37Maybe.
00:32:38I won't tell.
00:32:49Or maybe we should.
00:32:51God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:54Why does this feel so... familiar?
00:33:02Oh, we're so...
00:33:05Yes.
00:33:14Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:16What? I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:19It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:33:24it is.
00:33:25You're right.
00:33:27I'm sorry.
00:33:29You need to be sorry. Just...
00:33:40Earthmark.
00:33:45What is that?
00:33:48It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he... Piper's father?
00:33:56Why are you acting?
00:34:00Oh my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:34:04Are you okay?
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06I...
00:34:06I just, um...
00:34:08I just got my head in.
00:34:10I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:13I'll um...
00:34:14Of course.
00:34:18We have a daughter together.
00:34:20Oh my God.
00:34:21What do I do?
00:34:28I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:34:30You can take the bed.
00:34:32Thanks.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:37Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:39Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:43So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:34:46I wanna help.
00:34:48He's Piper's father.
00:34:49He has a right to know.
00:34:52Um...
00:34:53Max...
00:34:55How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:35:01A child?
00:35:03No, no, no.
00:35:04That's...
00:35:05That's impossible.
00:35:06I'm...
00:35:07Very...
00:35:07Careful.
00:35:09Mostly.
00:35:11I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:14Family to me is a big commitment.
00:35:16And...
00:35:17I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:20Right.
00:35:22He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:24I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:27Why do you ask?
00:35:29No reason, just...
00:35:31Just curious.
00:35:32I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:35:36What?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38How?
00:35:38Well then...
00:35:39Can I ask you a question?
00:35:42Shoot?
00:35:48Where did you get these?
00:35:49And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:52I...
00:35:52Did not get those.
00:35:54I don't know where those came from.
00:35:55Are you sure?
00:35:56You're just not trying to...
00:35:58Break the contract.
00:36:01Oh my God.
00:36:02Oh my God.
00:36:04Oh my God.
00:36:16Oh my God.
00:36:17The truth is...
00:36:19Is that I...
00:36:22Go.
00:36:24Just a second.
00:36:26Come in.
00:36:27Hey, hon.
00:36:29Oh!
00:36:29Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:36:36Maybe if you take this one, Dad, or I'm kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:40I can see that.
00:36:42Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:44I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:46Well, I don't want...
00:36:48You know what? Just put his shirt on. I'm gonna go get her.
00:36:51Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:56He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle.
00:36:59And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:37:03But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:37:08Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:37:15If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:37:19Good night, Piper.
00:37:24Is her dad still around?
00:37:25Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:37:31I don't know.
00:37:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's in Seattle.
00:37:40Do you really think so?
00:37:42From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:45Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:59You're Piper's father.
00:38:07I'll tell you a lot of times, right?
00:38:33Where's Piper?
00:38:36She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:55God, he said she could kiss her.
00:39:05She's gonna kiss him around?
00:39:08That's all my work.
00:39:12Yeah, this.
00:39:15I remember this.
00:39:27Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:29How was your stay at Chateau-Smith?
00:39:33Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:39:34It was great.
00:39:36It was wonderful.
00:39:37Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:41Oh, no.
00:39:42What is that?
00:39:43Sardines and Saltines.
00:39:45It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:47It was my grand-grands favorite during wartime.
00:39:50Don't be shy.
00:39:51Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:53Max, you don't have to.
00:39:55No, no.
00:39:56It's okay.
00:39:56It's a Smith family staple.
00:40:00It's over there.
00:40:09You heard that?
00:40:18Good?
00:40:19Good.
00:40:20Good?
00:40:22It's warm for us.
00:40:24Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:25You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:29Can I, um, can I have some water, please?
00:40:32That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:36What's the deal with that?
00:40:37Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:40Says Piper's a fatherless brat.
00:40:44I'm...
00:40:44Hey, don't worry.
00:40:46I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:50Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:55Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:41:09Wait, that earring.
00:41:11Wait.
00:41:12That earring.
00:41:14You like it?
00:41:15I was so bummed when I lost the match one years ago.
00:41:18Did you lose it?
00:41:19Seven years ago?
00:41:20I don't really remember the details, but luckily, I was able to find a new parent.
00:41:27Right.
00:41:28It's just a common earring.
00:41:30Anyone can have it.
00:41:31Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:33She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:38So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:42But Mary said that Ava got married.
00:41:45What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:49An aging single mom.
00:41:51Slim pickings.
00:41:53I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:55That explains it.
00:41:57She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:42:00Oh, please, Miranda.
00:42:01Look, Ava is your niece.
00:42:03Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:42:05Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:42:09Her track record speaks for itself.
00:42:11Exactly.
00:42:12Not like my Sierra.
00:42:13Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:42:18Oh, they're here.
00:42:21Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:28Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:29Merry Christmas.
00:42:31You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:33I am.
00:42:34I'm Ava's husband.
00:42:36Max, pleasure to meet you.
00:42:37Welcome.
00:42:38You're Ava's husband.
00:42:40But you're gorgeous.
00:42:45But, I miss you.
00:42:47Look at you two.
00:42:48You look like you just sat down in the movie.
00:42:50Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:52Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:53This is for Max and I.
00:42:55Oh, my goodness.
00:42:56Glad you need that.
00:42:57Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:43:00Oops.
00:43:01Oh, my bad.
00:43:02Oh, a homemade gift.
00:43:04How thrifty.
00:43:06Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:43:09Mommy's right.
00:43:10You need all the hat.
00:43:11You little.
00:43:14You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:43:17We will lose yours.
00:43:19Oh.
00:43:20You think you broke my wrist?
00:43:22Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:24My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:27He could ruin your butt.
00:43:41Hi.
00:43:42Are you okay?
00:43:43I'm fine.
00:43:44I'm just a light on you.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:46It's okay.
00:43:47It's okay.
00:43:49What are you...
00:43:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:55Did you just slap me?
00:43:57Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:59You're a fucking psycho.
00:44:01You know what, Sierra?
00:44:01I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:44:07Your family.
00:44:08She needs me.
00:44:14You okay, honey?
00:44:15Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:44:18Do something.
00:44:19You don't know who you're messing with.
00:44:21I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:44:24Oh, wow.
00:44:25I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:30Look, you don't have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:33Let's call him.
00:44:34I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:37Please.
00:44:38Who do you think you are?
00:44:41Enough!
00:44:43There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:44:46Fine, Dad.
00:44:48Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:50They're just jealous.
00:44:53For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:55A thank you?
00:44:57A Nathan, a thank you.
00:44:59I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:45:03Do you want me to get the other key?
00:45:04All right, that's enough.
00:45:06Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:45:29Is this a joke?
00:45:31Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:33Hold it.
00:45:34You said you can eat anything else.
00:45:36My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:42My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:46King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:51Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:45:54And you don't get a civil bite.
00:45:57It's just petty.
00:45:59Maybe so.
00:46:00But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:04Fine.
00:46:05Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:08Come on, let's go.
00:46:09No, no.
00:46:10Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:13Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:16I know, dear.
00:46:17I just want to have our family together.
00:46:20Fine.
00:46:20We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:24Our strays are a bitch.
00:46:25What was that?
00:46:29I just want to have our family together.
00:46:32Fine.
00:46:33We'll stay.
00:46:35Can I have a little nipple?
00:46:37It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:38We'll get something right after.
00:46:40Like drive-thru?
00:46:42I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:50No, sir.
00:46:51Ow.
00:46:52Jesus, are you okay?
00:46:54Yes, please.
00:46:55You hit my child.
00:46:56You're fucking crazy.
00:46:58Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:05Don't worry, baby.
00:47:07I'll handle it.
00:47:09Don't worry, baby.
00:47:11I'll handle it.
00:47:15Don't worry, baby.
00:47:17Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:24Give me two minutes.
00:47:25I want a phone call.
00:47:27As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:30Actually, I do.
00:47:32He's such a liar.
00:47:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:35Oh, it will be.
00:47:39Sam.
00:47:40Yeah, send the troops.
00:47:42And bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:44I'm already on my way.
00:47:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:52I'm already on my way.
00:47:55You hear this guy?
00:47:56He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:47:59From Antarctica.
00:48:01Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:04His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:06Well, thanks.
00:48:08Thanks.
00:48:08Why do I get you?
00:48:09Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:10Santa's already on the swing.
00:48:12Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:21A helicopter?
00:48:24A helicopter?
00:48:29There's no way.
00:48:36How did you hold us off?
00:48:38Sam is like family.
00:48:39Hey, I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:48:41Thanks, boss.
00:48:43Boss?
00:48:44Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:46Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:48Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:53I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:56You're the CEO of Harrison Krab?
00:49:02Come on.
00:49:04You can stop kidding around.
00:49:07You're the CEO.
00:49:08Why would you be here?
00:49:09I'm interviewing my husband.
00:49:11No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:13Come on.
00:49:13You can stop the charade.
00:49:15Okay, this is just another favor from that big, big friend, isn't it?
00:49:18Eva?
00:49:18I'm not pretending.
00:49:21Mr. Harrison,
00:49:22the Antarctic King Crab,
00:49:24as you requested.
00:49:35How is this possible?
00:49:37This loser brings
00:49:39Antarctic King Crab
00:49:40and has his own
00:49:42personal chef?
00:49:43Who are you?
00:49:45I told you.
00:49:46Eva's husband.
00:49:48That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:51Wait.
00:49:51No.
00:49:51Hold on.
00:49:54You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:59You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:02Some of the small ones.
00:50:04I mean, you know that.
00:50:06You work for me.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:08I insulted my own boss.
00:50:10I'm finished.
00:50:19I'm finished.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:21I don't think Max would commit this hard,
00:50:23pretending that he's CEO is a hell of a move
00:50:25worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:27For tonight,
00:50:29you're she sits.
00:50:30And with that,
00:50:31you're Karina.
00:50:33You're fired.
00:50:34I'm fired?
00:50:35Sam?
00:50:40You're fired?
00:50:41God.
00:50:41I can't be fired.
00:50:44What?
00:50:46Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:47You can have as much crap as you want.
00:50:49Please.
00:50:50Mr. Harrison,
00:50:50I'll do anything.
00:50:52Guys,
00:50:53I got the trash.
00:51:00And you.
00:51:01Oh, me?
00:51:03Mr. Harrison,
00:51:04come on.
00:51:05That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:06A family tradition.
00:51:08Yeah, well,
00:51:09there's a new family tradition.
00:51:11Sam?
00:51:16Will you do me the honors?
00:51:19Gladly.
00:51:23Merry Christmas.
00:51:28I want to do something.
00:51:30You kind of deserve that.
00:51:32I'm lazy.
00:51:34Hmm.
00:51:35I'm getting her favorite.
00:51:42Come on, sweetie.
00:51:43Daddy,
00:51:44I have a scrap line just for you.
00:51:46Eat as much as you want.
00:51:47Yes.
00:51:48Ready?
00:51:52I'm so sorry
00:51:53I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:54I just couldn't take them
00:51:55treating you like that.
00:51:56Honestly?
00:51:58This is the best Christmas
00:51:59I've ever had.
00:52:00Well, if you want,
00:52:01we can have many more.
00:52:02Just like this.
00:52:04Does he really mean that?
00:52:06Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:08I can't tell.
00:52:09And that terrifies me.
00:52:16Merry Christmas,
00:52:17Mr. Harrison.
00:52:17I brought you a gift.
00:52:18Here's the fraternity test
00:52:20between the boss
00:52:20and that little girl.
00:52:26Oh,
00:52:28this is wonderful.
00:52:30Sam,
00:52:30I have a granddaughter.
00:52:33Tell me everything.
00:52:34Miss Elizabeth,
00:52:35single mother,
00:52:36small town gal,
00:52:38didn't finish high school,
00:52:39currently works for me, too.
00:52:40Oh,
00:52:41Maximus,
00:52:41I thought I raised you better.
00:52:44A high school dropout?
00:52:46In the Harrison family?
00:52:49Not a chance.
00:52:53She is clearly
00:52:54unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:57Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:58Silence.
00:52:59Get me the address
00:53:00where she works.
00:53:01It's Happy Hills
00:53:02on Broadway.
00:53:03That's nice.
00:53:04We own that one.
00:53:06Good work.
00:53:08That's a stupid hat.
00:53:20Thanks.
00:53:20So your dad insisted
00:53:22that I try this one
00:53:23and I've been saving
00:53:24for 20 years.
00:53:27Sounds like he's happy
00:53:28with his new son-in-law.
00:53:29And how about you?
00:53:34Me?
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:37Are you happy
00:53:38with your new husband?
00:53:42Eva.
00:53:54What birthmark?
00:53:55Family to me
00:53:56is a big commitment
00:53:58and I don't want
00:53:59any loose ends.
00:54:01You know?
00:54:02Maximus,
00:54:03there's so much
00:54:03we don't know.
00:54:04So much we're not
00:54:05telling each other.
00:54:08No feelings,
00:54:09no complications.
00:54:10That's what we agreed upon.
00:54:11Yeah,
00:54:12I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:14Max.
00:54:15Yeah,
00:54:15I guess you're right.
00:54:18It's cold.
00:54:20Maybe I'll go
00:54:21grab some more firewood.
00:54:24Max.
00:54:26I need to tell you something.
00:54:29something important.
00:54:31What's gotten into her?
00:54:33Is she hiding something?
00:54:35It's just the part
00:54:36where you tell me
00:54:36there's no Santa.
00:54:38I haven't been
00:54:39completely honest with you.
00:54:44Hyper is...
00:54:47Hyper is...
00:54:48Mommy,
00:54:49Daddy,
00:54:49my hand hurts.
00:54:51Sweetie.
00:54:52Oh my gosh.
00:54:53I'm swollen.
00:54:54Must have known
00:54:54when that whip
00:54:55smacked her
00:54:56with the fork earlier.
00:54:57Listen,
00:54:57you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:58Mommy's gonna go get
00:54:59a first aid kit, okay?
00:55:02Come on, buddy.
00:55:06Okay, let me see.
00:55:10I promise
00:55:11I won't let anyone
00:55:13hurt you
00:55:14or mommy again.
00:55:15That's not true.
00:55:16You're leaving
00:55:17after Christmas,
00:55:18aren't you?
00:55:21Daddy!
00:55:22No!
00:55:23What?
00:55:29Don't you dare
00:55:31disrespect my husband.
00:55:35Well, maybe
00:55:36I don't have to leave.
00:55:39Well, maybe
00:55:40I don't have to leave.
00:55:41Really?
00:55:41Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:46You think
00:55:47it will scar?
00:55:50Hmm.
00:55:52I wouldn't worry
00:55:53about it.
00:55:54Scars make you
00:55:55look like a badass.
00:55:56I have more, too.
00:55:58Dad,
00:55:59I got that
00:56:00when I was
00:56:01about your age.
00:56:01Some punk
00:56:02came at me
00:56:03with a switchblade.
00:56:05Really?
00:56:05No way.
00:56:07No.
00:56:07It was actually
00:56:08a cactus.
00:56:09But it's still cool.
00:56:12I found something
00:56:13like that
00:56:13on the back
00:56:14of my neck.
00:56:18Piper,
00:56:19how long
00:56:19have you had that?
00:56:20One time
00:56:21I had that
00:56:21when I was born.
00:56:28And how old
00:56:29are you?
00:56:29Six.
00:56:31Six?
00:56:31That one
00:56:32night stand
00:56:33was about
00:56:33seven years ago.
00:56:34Okay,
00:56:35I found
00:56:35the first
00:56:35day kid.
00:56:36Eva,
00:56:37are you sure
00:56:37we haven't
00:56:38met before?
00:56:41What do I even
00:56:42say?
00:56:43And how do I
00:56:43explain it's a
00:56:44piper?
00:56:45Sorry,
00:56:46honey.
00:56:46This man's your
00:56:47dad,
00:56:47and he didn't
00:56:47know you existed
00:56:48until now.
00:56:50Um,
00:56:51yeah.
00:56:54Can I see
00:56:55your hand,
00:56:55sweetie?
00:56:56Eva.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:56:59Yeah.
00:57:00Yeah.
00:57:01Okay,
00:57:02look.
00:57:07Piper is...
00:57:11Go on.
00:57:18There must be an
00:57:19emergency.
00:57:20Excuse me.
00:57:22Sorry.
00:57:23I'll take this.
00:57:30Wait,
00:57:31are you okay?
00:57:32Yeah.
00:57:34Mommy's just
00:57:35realizing she's a
00:57:36coward.
00:57:37I don't even
00:57:38have the cuts
00:57:39to tell the truth.
00:57:42Why haven't you
00:57:43picked up my
00:57:44calls?
00:57:45I'm telling you,
00:57:46Max,
00:57:46that woman is
00:57:47manipulating you.
00:57:48She's a high
00:57:49school dropout,
00:57:50doesn't even have
00:57:51a decent job,
00:57:53and she's only
00:57:53finished to raise
00:57:54my granddaughter.
00:57:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:57Max,
00:57:57that man has
00:57:58no idea
00:57:59what the treasure
00:58:01is missing out on.
00:58:06I'm sorry,
00:58:07Max.
00:58:07You can't
00:58:08help I push
00:58:09your daughter.
00:58:09Your mother
00:58:10would take her
00:58:10away.
00:58:11After Christmas,
00:58:12it's over.
00:58:15Eva?
00:58:17Maximus?
00:58:18Are you even
00:58:19listening to me?
00:58:20No,
00:58:21Mom,
00:58:21listen,
00:58:21I'm sorry,
00:58:22okay?
00:58:23Eva's my wife,
00:58:24and I've made up
00:58:24my mind.
00:58:25I'm not leaving her.
00:58:28Eva?
00:58:33Oh,
00:58:33my gosh.
00:58:36I'm not leaving her.
00:58:39I'm not leaving her.
00:58:40I'm not leaving her.
00:58:40this is for you,
00:58:41Grandma.
00:58:46Oh,
00:58:47wow.
00:58:48That's so beautiful.
00:58:51Derek,
00:58:52this is from Eva.
00:58:54Oh,
00:58:55you're so welcome.
00:58:56Just,
00:58:57I'll be glad you.
00:59:01Oh,
00:59:02wow.
00:59:02Oh,
00:59:03man,
00:59:03you're so welcome.
00:59:05Grandpa,
00:59:06language,
00:59:06so here's.
00:59:13Piper,
00:59:14do you want to go
00:59:14see your present?
00:59:15Send me to the
00:59:15room by the train set.
00:59:17Yeah,
00:59:18what's the song
00:59:18that we sang?
00:59:19Hey,
00:59:20Grandma got run over
00:59:22by a reindeer
00:59:23with a guy's
00:59:23walking home
00:59:24from our house
00:59:25Christmas Eve.
00:59:30You never told me,
00:59:34have we met before?
00:59:39Have we met before?
00:59:42She's unfit
00:59:43to raise my
00:59:44granddaughter.
00:59:47I don't know
00:59:48what you're getting at.
00:59:50Eva,
00:59:51I have the same
00:59:52birthmark
00:59:53as Piper.
01:00:02I don't know
01:00:02what you're talking about.
01:00:03Lots of people
01:00:04have birthmarks.
01:00:04They're very common.
01:00:06They feel so awful,
01:00:07but I can't lose
01:00:08my child,
01:00:09no matter how
01:00:10I feel about him.
01:00:13Maybe.
01:00:16Are you okay?
01:00:19Well,
01:00:20the clogs
01:00:21is a bad idea.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:24I'm fine.
01:00:26Um,
01:00:28oh,
01:00:28I almost forgot.
01:00:32Yeah,
01:00:32she is.
01:00:33You got me a gift,
01:00:34too?
01:00:35Kiss the season.
01:00:37I love it.
01:00:51Close.
01:00:53Did you make these?
01:00:54Yeah.
01:00:56I know this is a fake marriage,
01:00:57but
01:00:58it's Christmas.
01:01:00You've already done so much for me,
01:01:01I just want to do
01:01:02a little something for you.
01:01:05How do I feel?
01:01:07Warm, right?
01:01:09Yeah.
01:01:10Warm.
01:01:12Soft.
01:01:16Perfect.
01:01:20Thank you, Eva.
01:01:22I've never gotten anything
01:01:23this meaningful before.
01:01:26Really?
01:01:28Yeah, my mom.
01:01:29She partied all the time,
01:01:31and
01:01:31I got gifts.
01:01:33Plenty of them,
01:01:34but
01:01:35I don't think she ever
01:01:36bought one herself.
01:01:38Nothing
01:01:39personal.
01:01:41You deserve it.
01:01:43You're a good guy.
01:01:46And
01:01:46someday you'll
01:01:47find
01:01:48someone special
01:01:50to
01:01:50spend all your Christmases.
01:01:53What if that day's today?
01:01:58What if I already found
01:01:59someone special?
01:02:01right here.
01:02:03Right here.
01:02:31If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:39I want you to stop.
01:02:48No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:03:03It's true.
01:03:05How are you?
01:03:15God, you are trying to do this.
01:03:22My friend!
01:03:32Barbara?
01:03:52Eva?
01:03:57Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:11That was way too close.
01:04:14Yeah.
01:04:15We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:25Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:30Yeah, you still haven't given me mine.
01:04:36I'll be giving it to you.
01:04:37No!
01:04:38I'm gonna be over there, now!
01:04:43I'm gonna be on the highway!
01:04:45I'm gonna be moving.
01:04:52No!
01:05:15What are you calling me?
01:05:21Hello?
01:05:22Hello, Eva Smith. I'm Max's mother. Name your price. What would it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:30What?
01:05:31We both know my son is way out of your league. Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and
01:05:38go.
01:05:39My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:43Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:47So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:55That's not a beautiful wife.
01:06:01You okay?
01:06:06We made it to Christmas.
01:06:10So I think it's best to leave our separate ways.
01:06:14What are you talking about?
01:06:15It's over. It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:22Eva, wait!
01:06:26So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:33Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:06:37So, this is just a goodbye.
01:06:42Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:45Look.
01:06:47Last night, I let my car down.
01:06:51But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:54And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:57But just tell me what you need.
01:06:59I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:04Just say the word.
01:07:11You don't get it.
01:07:13You don't get it.
01:07:21I think it's time, Piper, I go back to you.
01:07:28I won't give up on us.
01:07:46Are we here?
01:07:48Yes.
01:07:49As much as I don't want us to be,
01:07:52we're back.
01:07:56Piper, sweetie, make a problem.
01:08:02How could you just walk away?
01:08:12Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:08:14It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:16Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:20You promise.
01:08:21Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:23Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:27All right, fine.
01:08:29When?
01:08:31Two days.
01:08:32I'll come pick you up.
01:08:34Don't need.
01:08:35Just send me the address and let me get back.
01:08:42I know you and Mommy thought,
01:08:45but she still really likes you.
01:08:47So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:50Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:52If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:08:54I always fight for the ones I love.
01:09:16He was meeting my mother today.
01:09:18Time to finally throw her the truth.
01:09:21Boss?
01:09:23Boss?
01:09:27Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:30I need to go and back my family.
01:09:33Family?
01:09:33Boss, you okay?
01:09:35Never better.
01:09:38Go get her, Max.
01:09:43You got your best smile.
01:09:45Ah, there he is.
01:09:48Maximus, darling.
01:09:50I have some prospects for you.
01:09:52Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:58Oh.
01:10:00I told you.
01:10:01I already found the woman I love.
01:10:09Maximus, stop this.
01:10:11That evil woman is skinny, your son.
01:10:15Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:10:17and I'll find you another.
01:10:19You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:22No, I'm not.
01:10:25Oh.
01:10:26I work in waste management,
01:10:28and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:30I'm Eva's husband,
01:10:32and I'm a father.
01:10:35What?
01:10:49Oh, that's her.
01:10:51The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:56Hi.
01:10:57Welcome in.
01:10:58Can I help you find something?
01:10:59I want to try those.
01:11:04Awesome.
01:11:05I'm going to bring you right away.
01:11:07Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:13No, no, no.
01:11:15I know what I want.
01:11:16Five-seven.
01:11:19Oh, baby can't even walk,
01:11:21but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:23Come on.
01:11:24She wants the white shoes.
01:11:30Ignore her.
01:11:31She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:33Here, let me help you.
01:11:39She seems kind.
01:11:45I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:48She's just doing her job.
01:11:52How do you feel?
01:11:53Well, I love the style,
01:11:55but it's too small.
01:11:57I think I need a size up.
01:11:59Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:12:04Right away.
01:12:05I'll be right back.
01:12:06She's not only kind.
01:12:08She's patient.
01:12:09Was I wrong about her?
01:12:26Are you only here, Becklin?
01:12:30Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:32She can't walk.
01:12:35That's just pure evil.
01:12:40Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:43She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:45Who cares?
01:12:46It's the last pair.
01:12:47I get paid commission.
01:12:54I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:58See?
01:13:00This is your whole problem.
01:13:02This is why you'll always be broke.
01:13:06I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:13:09I'm not sending her joke.
01:13:12She has to deal with people like this?
01:13:15People who insult her all day?
01:13:17I'm your manager.
01:13:23Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:13:26or you're fired.
01:13:32Did I stutter?
01:13:37You don't have to fire me.
01:13:41I quit.
01:13:48I don't work here anymore.
01:13:51Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:54They're broken.
01:13:55Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:57You're a good person, after all.
01:14:00Looks like I misjudged you.
01:14:03I'm sorry?
01:14:06Why are you still here, Eva?
01:14:08Get out!
01:14:15You're not disabled?
01:14:16Selling broken heels
01:14:18to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:21Absolutely shameful.
01:14:23Who are you?
01:14:25I am the chairwoman
01:14:26of the Harrison Group
01:14:29and the owner of the store.
01:14:32You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:14:34Mother of the CEO?
01:14:36I am.
01:14:37And you, my dear,
01:14:39are fired.
01:14:41What did I do?
01:14:44You are a good person.
01:14:47From now on,
01:14:49this store is yours to run.
01:14:53Are you serious?
01:14:57That's right.
01:14:59Don't be nervous, child.
01:15:01You are professional,
01:15:03responsible,
01:15:04far better than that
01:15:06two-bit manager.
01:15:10You.
01:15:11Out.
01:15:13I'll leave.
01:15:17I'm leaving.
01:15:19I...
01:15:21I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:24No.
01:15:25Don't worry.
01:15:25You're getting a promotion.
01:15:28You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:33First assignment?
01:15:35I want that row
01:15:36and that row
01:15:38and the entire display case.
01:15:41Pack it all up
01:15:42and bring it to my house.
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:46Yeah.
01:15:48Once we're home,
01:15:49I'll tell her
01:15:50I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:51I can't wait
01:15:53to finally meet
01:15:53my granddaughter.
01:16:01She's the mother of CEO.
01:16:03Of course she lives like this.
01:16:15Mrs. Harrison?
01:16:16I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:21Lax?
01:16:22Eva?
01:16:24What are you doing here?
01:16:26I, uh...
01:16:27There you are, Eva.
01:16:30Wonderful we can
01:16:31finally meet each other properly.
01:16:33My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:37Wait.
01:16:40That means you really are
01:16:42the CEO of Her Syncrum.
01:16:45Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:47Stop.
01:16:49And you...
01:16:50You lied to me
01:16:52at the store.
01:16:53You were both
01:16:54just testing me?
01:16:55Is this some sick game
01:16:57rich people play?
01:16:58I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:59I thought you might
01:17:00be using my son
01:17:01just after his money.
01:17:03But I was wrong.
01:17:05Eva, please.
01:17:05I don't deserve
01:17:06to be treated like this.
01:17:08And every working-class girl
01:17:09is after your money.
01:17:11But you think that of me.
01:17:13It's not like that, dear.
01:17:15Eva, what are you
01:17:16talking about?
01:17:18Mom, what did you do?
01:17:20I was just trying
01:17:21to get the two of you
01:17:22back together.
01:17:23We're not together.
01:17:25And I can't love
01:17:26something that was never real.
01:17:31I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:34What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:36No letter.
01:17:41Eva.
01:17:41Let me go.
01:17:43I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:45Let me come from
01:17:45two completely different worlds.
01:17:47Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:48I'm not pretending.
01:17:49Hey, I can't fake
01:17:51what we have.
01:17:51In everything I've done for you
01:17:53and Piper,
01:17:54this is real.
01:17:59Touch my wife again
01:18:01and I will snap
01:18:01every finger that you've got.
01:18:04Max, the king.
01:18:05God, you unkind
01:18:06fucking insane.
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:10I'll do whatever it takes
01:18:11to be a good husband,
01:18:12a good father.
01:18:14Just say the word.
01:18:18See?
01:18:20Stop fighting.
01:18:24We belong together.
01:18:26You're wrong.
01:18:28Wrong about what?
01:18:30That you care?
01:18:32Or we belong together?
01:18:33Look, I already told you.
01:18:35We're from two
01:18:36completely different worlds.
01:18:37Now, I held up
01:18:38my end of the deal
01:18:39and I met your mother,
01:18:40like we discussed.
01:18:42I want to fake divorce
01:18:43from my fake cousin.
01:18:47Eva.
01:18:50Eva!
01:18:53I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:55Walking away
01:18:55is the only choice I have.
01:19:04Help!
01:19:06Are you okay, Mommy?
01:19:08Yes, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:19:13No, you're not fine.
01:19:20You're sad.
01:19:23I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:27I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:32I want Max to be
01:19:33my real Daddy.
01:19:37Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:40I'm not a bug.
01:19:42You're right.
01:19:44What am I doing?
01:19:45Running like a coward?
01:19:48I always thought you
01:19:49to be brave.
01:19:51Now it's time for Mommy
01:19:52to be brave, too.
01:19:54I believe in you.
01:19:56What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:19:58I know exactly what to say to me.
01:20:00I know exactly what to say to him.
01:20:03Maximus deserves to know
01:20:05Piper is his daughter.
01:20:13enough sulking.
01:20:15Go get your wife
01:20:16and my grandbaby back.
01:20:19Don't you think I want to?
01:20:21She doesn't want me.
01:20:23I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:25Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:26You can't abandon her.
01:20:28Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:30I made a deal with Eva
01:20:31to play my wife.
01:20:33And Piper, she was
01:20:35an added bonus.
01:20:37What are you talking about?
01:20:39I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:42Piper is your daughter.
01:20:45What?
01:20:46See for yourself.
01:20:53That's right.
01:20:55Seven years ago.
01:20:57One years, that woman is evil.
01:21:09Eva?
01:21:11Hey.
01:21:13Daddy!
01:21:15Daddy!
01:21:17Piper!
01:21:18Oh.
01:21:20I miss you so much,
01:21:22you know.
01:21:27You came back.
01:21:31I, uh...
01:21:34Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:21:43I, uh...
01:21:44I'm scared.
01:21:46But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:49Because what we have is real
01:21:50and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:53Sweetheart, I have
01:21:55something to tell you.
01:21:57I have something to tell you, too.
01:22:01I appreciate your daughter.
01:22:03You knew.
01:22:05My sweet granddaughter.
01:22:07Grandma!
01:22:08Grandma!
01:22:11I just found out for sure
01:22:13a few minutes ago.
01:22:14But you've known this whole time?
01:22:15I was scared.
01:22:17Okay, I didn't know
01:22:18if you were gonna take her from me.
01:22:19I didn't know
01:22:20how you were feeling.
01:22:22How could you not know
01:22:23how I felt?
01:22:36I love you, Eva.
01:22:40I love you, Eva.
01:22:40I love you, too.
01:22:42I promise
01:22:43for the rest of my life
01:22:44I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:47As long as we're together,
01:22:49it doesn't matter where we are.
01:23:01Will you marry me, Eva?
01:23:03For real this time?
01:23:05Yeah, yes!
01:23:07Yes, of course I'll marry you!
01:23:21It looks like your self
01:23:22would be the next Christmas
01:23:23and the Christmas after that
01:23:25and forever.
01:23:29I won't have it any other way.
01:23:35What's that?
01:23:38Eva!
01:23:40Take me back!
01:23:44Oh, my!
01:23:45I was sure you died!
01:23:48I was just kidding.
01:23:49Looks like
01:23:50I have to take out the trash
01:23:52again.
01:23:55No?
01:23:56No, no.
01:23:57No, no, no.
01:23:57No, not, no, no, no.
01:23:59No, no, no, no.
01:23:59No, no, no, no.
01:24:01No, no, no, no.
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