00:24Welcome to the Zompocalypse.
00:28I hate to tell you, but you picked the wrong time to come to town.
00:33Bet you thought your world was in chaos, didn't ya?
00:38Try this on for size.
00:40Bitten, infected, somewhere between alive and dead.
00:44God, are they turning?
00:45Shit doesn't get more real than this.
00:50Los Angeles.
00:52City of Angels.
00:55Or as we like to call it, Hellay.
00:59Just think of it as your own stylish, sun-baked, zombie-smashing playground.
01:05And trust me, these hungry bastards are everywhere.
01:10But don't worry.
01:12There's more to this city than hours of happy skull-busting.
01:16It's crawling with adventure and crazy ways to pass your final days.
01:22We've got all the usual tourist attractions.
01:26Albeit with a uniquely horrifying vibe.
01:30There's loads of survivors.
01:32You wanna blast on a train special?
01:35Although...
01:35Will you get the pizza?
01:37They're all as mad as the flesh-eaters.
01:40Don't you like me now, eh?
01:43Wait, wait!
01:44Shit!
01:44Shit!
01:45Shit!
01:48Seems they like you a lot, Jacob.
01:50I'll take it from here.
01:53We've all dreamt about smashing zombie brains, right?
01:59Whether you're slicing, kicking, stomping, burning, or whatever it is.
02:07You're gonna really feel it.
02:10I guess dreams do come true.
02:12And shit, man.
02:14You'd be amazed at what these Angelenos keep in their Hollywood houses.
02:19Katanas, machetes, swords, hammers, bigger hammers.
02:24Are those bear claws?
02:26And naturally, a holy shit ton of guns.
02:31If that doesn't do the job, DIY is always your friend.
02:37This is too awesome.
02:40Oh, and that zombie bite came with a little Papa Z power.
02:46Which is always handy.
02:51Friggin' zombies.
02:52These reanimated fuckers come in all shapes and sizes.
02:59We got big ones.
03:01Little ones.
03:03Smart ones.
03:05No, not too dubby.
03:06Noisy ones.
03:08I hate the noisy ones.
03:10Even pretty ones.
03:11You really can't knock their style.
03:14Except for this guy.
03:16Back for more, huh?
03:20Hey, different strokes for different folks, right?
03:22As long as you're dead, stay dead.
03:37So, what do you say?
03:40See you in hell?
03:48What do you say?
03:52See you in hell?
03:52You're dead.
03:53You are dead.
03:53You're dead.
03:53No matter where you're dead.
03:54You're dead.
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