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00:00The End
00:00The End
00:00The End
00:00The End
00:04The End
00:12What?
00:13The caddis are hatching.
00:16What, now?
00:17Right now. Let's go.
00:19Night owl gets the worm.
00:25I need coffee.
00:26We're not waiting for coffee.
00:30Of course.
00:31Thanks.
00:34Yeah.
00:35I'll do it.
00:37I'll meet you outside.
00:39Yeah.
00:58Yeah.
01:01Yeah.
01:03Yeah.
01:29I gotta say, I like how you always point me to a good hole, Paul.
01:34Then somehow always find yourself on a better one.
01:36Strange how that happens, isn't it?
01:38Yeah.
01:38I'm gonna find my own hole.
01:40You do that, big brother.
01:49Fish in the middle.
01:51It's night.
01:52The trout aren't afraid of the eagles now.
01:54They're in the middle.
02:06Ooooh!
02:10Mitch!
02:26There we go.
03:03Hey, get out of my hall.
03:11There we go.
03:50There we go.
04:26Do you know what today is?
04:28I knew what it was when you woke me up, but I've got no clue now.
04:32Is it today?
04:33Is it tomorrow?
04:36It's Melissa's birthday.
04:43You know, sometimes I worry.
04:47About what?
04:49About the day you wake up, and this seems normal, ordinary.
04:55You find yourself, I don't know, maybe lacking in purpose.
05:02I've been here 20 years, and it hasn't felt ordinary yet.
05:06It doesn't feel ordinary today.
05:10I'm not sure why that would worry you.
05:13The worry is what you do next.
05:16So you think me finding some woman to wipe my ass throughout the twilight years is somehow a deterrent to
05:22suicide?
05:22Not when you say it like that.
05:24You're the one person that's never asked me.
05:28Don't change that today.
05:29Don't change that today.
05:29Okay.
05:34Can I ask you why?
05:38Because when I said, till death do us part, I meant my death.
05:49You of all people should understand that.
05:55Yeah, brother, that I understand.
06:00I understood exactly, because I feel the same.
06:19This is getting harder.
06:56This is getting harder.
07:14It's okay to drink water from the river?
07:16Yeah, we're boiling it, so.
07:18I don't think you can boil the bat out of the Hudson.
07:21Oh, look at that.
07:23It's just bubbling up right there.
07:25How do you know when it's done?
07:27I go by the color.
07:28When it looks like espresso, I pull it.
07:31And I thought I knew all there was to know about making coffee.
07:34Oh, apparently the methods are endless.
07:39Oh.
07:41If no percolator or filter can be found, boil water in a pot, then crack an egg, shell and all,
07:49into the water.
07:50Add two teaspoons of coffee per cup.
07:52Let sit about two minutes and stir.
07:54The egg will adhere to the egg.
07:56You scoop it out.
07:58Drink up.
08:00What is that?
08:01Preston's journal.
08:04He started it when they bought the place.
08:0620 years ago?
08:0820 years ago?
08:0820 years ago?
08:09Longer.
08:12For the first time in my life, I own land.
08:18Land.
08:19Not a building or apartment.
08:20Land.
08:22Land.
08:23Land.
08:23Unlike the other two, which feel more akin to a gopher occupying a different hole.
08:28I'm a steward now, solely responsible for how much this land changes or how much it stays the same.
08:38Best, I can hope, is be a benign nuisance to this place.
08:43Man's goal in society is to be remembered.
08:45In nature, it is to be forgotten, unnoticed.
08:50Leave as little proof I was here as I possibly can.
08:55That will be my gift to this place.
09:00Who wrote that question?
09:07There's a man in here I barely knew, Lily.
09:13And he begged me to know him.
09:20I remember one Thanksgiving.
09:22I was back from college.
09:24I was laid up on the sofa with a hangover.
09:29And my father walked in and he asked me if I wanted to go for a walk.
09:35I said, no.
09:38And I never thought of it again until 30 years later and all of his children are racing to Boston
09:45trying to beat death to his bed and say goodbye.
09:48And I asked him if he remembered inviting me to go on that walk and he nodded and he smiled
09:54and I asked him, do you remember what you wanted to talk about?
09:58And he shook his head and he shook his head and he said, I didn't want to talk.
10:03I just want to listen.
10:06This is not cheering me out.
10:08My point is, he told you everything that he wanted you to know while he was here.
10:13If he had wanted you to know what was in that book while he was alive, he would have told
10:19you.
10:20He's telling you now.
10:22Because now is when he wants you to know it.
10:30How does this thing work?
10:34Oh, it's deceptively simple.
10:36You just pour.
10:41Dare I ask for creamer?
10:43No, you can ask.
10:50All right, I am here to work.
10:52I have been given a list of to-dos from Preston's attorneys.
10:58I'm only going to ask this of you once and then we won't have to talk about it again.
11:02The death certificate is in my purse.
11:07So, the apartment and the house in the Hamptons are in a trust, along with all of his investments, his
11:14bank accounts, everything.
11:15You are executor and beneficiary until your death, at which time the law firm will assume the role of executor
11:22and the trust is divided equally between Abigail, Bridget, Macy, and Page.
11:27Okay.
11:28The will does list burial instructions.
11:33He wanted to be buried here.
11:39There's a spot marked on a map.
11:45I know this spot.
12:02If I sell it, the new owners can exhume the bodies, move them, cremate them, whatever they choose.
12:15Well, what if you, you exempt this part from sale?
12:20Then what?
12:21I fly back here once a year?
12:24Sit here for an hour?
12:26How many funerals have we been to?
12:29Parents, grandparents, friends?
12:31Have you ever been back to visit once?
12:33Okay, so keep it.
12:35But keeping it doesn't require you to live here.
12:38Preston didn't live here.
12:40Well, Preston didn't live here because I refused to entertain the notion.
12:45Because the notion isn't rational.
12:47You think I'm using my logical mind to make this decision?
12:51The only thing on my mind is how do I get through the day without him.
13:00I was only three years older than Bridget when I met him.
13:07I can't explain the pain, Lily.
13:16It's so fucking piercing that I'm not able to remember to breathe.
13:27It's a good thing that breathing is an automatic response.
13:32Because if I could choose not to remember, maybe in six weeks I'll feel foolish and I'll miss you.
13:41And I'll miss New York and I'll miss the noise.
13:44But for now, I can sit on that porch.
13:47I can stand by the river and I can feel him.
13:53His soul is here.
13:54I know it sounds ridiculous, but it's here.
13:57And I feel it.
14:03Best friend's job isn't to tell you what to do.
14:05My job is to help you do it.
14:08Okay.
14:09Okay.
14:10Okay.
14:13So where do we start?
14:18Whiskey.
14:19Okay.
14:30Any hint of mystery in our marriage is gone.
14:34Gone.
14:34I disagree.
14:35I think you're still quite the mystery.
14:38That's not what you...
14:39I understand.
14:40I get it.
14:41I'm going to take a shower.
14:42Try to wash the shame away.
14:44There's no shame, honey.
14:46Remember?
14:47Everybody poops.
14:50Children's book.
14:50It normalizes, you know, basic human behavior, body functions.
14:55It's pretty great.
15:08Do you want a coffee?
15:09I want a hotel suite with his and her bathrooms and a fucking bidet.
15:14And a facial.
15:15My skin is turning into leather.
15:39That's an Indian.
15:40Native American.
15:42Do you think she's lost?
15:43She doesn't have me shoes.
15:46What are you looking at?
15:47There is a literal Indian on...
15:49Native American.
15:50Native American on a horse outside the window.
15:52What?
15:56Oh!
15:56Yeah!
15:57What the fuck?
15:59Oh!
16:00Didn't mean to scare you.
16:02Me?
16:02No.
16:03I scared you.
16:04I'm so sorry.
16:04You just spook the horse.
16:06But that ain't hard to do.
16:08Is there a girl here about my age?
16:10Uh, there...
16:11Well, there's, um...
16:12Uh, why?
16:13Do you need her for something?
16:16Hey, Kayla.
16:17I came to meet your daughter.
16:19All right.
16:19Well, let me get her.
16:21Hey, girls.
16:27Want to be friends?
16:30Me?
16:30Can you ride?
16:31That's not my daughter.
16:32That's my sister.
16:33I'm 26.
16:35You sure?
16:36Pretty sure.
16:37Yeah.
16:42Hi.
16:44Can I find him?
16:45You bet.
16:48Hello.
16:50What's his name?
16:52Shorty.
16:53He's not very short.
16:54He was when we named him.
16:56You got a horse?
16:57Yeah.
16:58Saddle him up.
17:00He's still at the Olympics.
17:02Where's that?
17:04Where else?
17:05You can ride one of mine.
17:11Whoa.
17:11Wow.
17:12Um.
17:13Whoa.
17:14Um.
17:15Wait, wait, wait.
17:16Bridget!
17:17Oh, my God.
17:18That Indian girl just rode off with your child.
17:20Be careful!
17:21Abby, do something.
17:23What are you...
17:23She's the neighbor.
17:24They'll be fine.
17:25Unless she falls off and dies.
17:26What do you want me to do, Paige?
17:36Hi.
17:37I'm ready to go home.
17:39You and me both.
17:41Uh, okay.
17:42Should we say noon?
17:45Okay.
17:45We'll be there.
17:51Hi.
17:52This is Abby from...
17:54Yeah.
17:55Yeah, the neighbor.
17:56Um.
17:57I think my daughter's headed there.
17:59At least I hope she is.
18:00She's with Kayla.
18:01Okay, yep.
18:02I'll keep an eye out for them.
18:03There's just...
18:04There's something we need to take care of in town.
18:05It...
18:06Do you think you could watch her till we get back?
18:07I can't promise I won't put her to work.
18:09Well, I can't promise there's much work in there, but you're welcome to try.
18:13She's fine here all day, whether she's working or not.
18:15I think I see him coming over the hill now.
18:23Hey, Russell?
18:25I need you to do me a favor.
18:45What's that?
18:48Oh.
18:50Well, according to the guide, gets a coyote?
18:57No.
18:59Might be a wolf.
19:01There's wolves here?
19:02In this book, there's every species that threatens our place atop the food chain.
19:07What's the food chain?
19:10Well, I'm not sure that I'm qualified to answer that, but think about it like this.
19:16A fly gets caught in a spider's web.
19:18The spider eats it.
19:20Then the frog eats the spider, and then the snake eats the frog, and then the hawk eats the snake.
19:26That's the food chain.
19:28What eats the hawk?
19:30Well, I think the hawk is just up there, you know, through the top.
19:37But there's things bigger than hawks.
19:39The hawks are like the, uh, you know, the air force of the animal kingdom.
19:43Land animals would have a tough time getting them, and of course, I guess, mountain lion could
19:48climb a tree to get them.
19:50You know what?
19:50I don't know.
19:51I'm sure there are variances to the food chain that I, uh, that I am unaware of.
20:00What's that?
20:02Oh, turn to the scat section.
20:06What's scat?
20:07It's a mountain word for poop, apparently.
20:10That's poop?
20:11That is elk poop, to be exact.
20:14So, the elk was on this trail, and so was the wolf.
20:20You think the wolf was hunting the elk?
20:25Uh, maybe.
20:27And then, the elk saw the wolf, and it scared the shit out of him.
20:34Uh, well, I object to your phrasing, but, uh, the evidence does support that theory.
20:42Think there were wolves in New York before it was a city?
20:45But there was.
20:48Wolves and bears and everything that's here.
21:02I can't remember his face.
21:06It's only been a few days, and I already forgot what he looked like.
21:13Well, I can, uh, show you a picture.
21:17There.
21:18There.
21:29From now on, pictures is the only way I'll see him.
22:14So, most planes this size do not have a flight data recorder.
22:19But because he flew for the forest service, one was installed.
22:23This information helps us understand better what happened.
22:27I am happy to explain what took place if you don't wish to listen.
22:32But it is your right to listen, so...
22:34The choice is yours.
22:37Have you listened?
22:38Yes, ma'am. I have.
22:40And is there something to learn from it?
22:43How is this helpful?
22:48For your daughters, I don't think it is.
22:51In fact, I would...
22:55That's not my place to say.
22:56Say it.
23:01If I were you, I wouldn't listen.
23:06If I were you, I would.
23:09I'm staying.
23:14Me too.
23:15Play it.
23:22Jesus!
23:24Big sky approach.
23:25This is Cessna 185, Bravo, Zulu.
23:27I need a swap.
23:28Copy that, too.
23:29Bravo, speed and altitude.
23:30130 knots at 80, 200.
23:33Maintains out west heading.
23:34Clack to 11,000.
23:35Copy that.
23:3611,000.
23:37Thank you, tower.
23:38I'll get up over this.
23:39Jesus!
23:40Fuck!
23:40Just hold on.
23:41Right!
23:43Stay safe!
23:46Oh, my God.
24:04You were his last thought.
24:06I figured you'd want to know that.
24:11Is there anything else?
24:14Do I need to sign something?
24:16No, ma'am.
24:20No, ma'am.
24:21Oh, my God.
24:51Oh, my God.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:23Oh, my God.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:46Oh, my God.
25:46arrested. This was not an accident. This was a choice. You chose this. You chose it and
25:57look what it's doing to us. I said the same thing when my wife died. Walked out and stared
26:09at this guy and cursed her for being reckless with her life. Which was my life. That's the
26:16promise we made. I gave her mine and she gave me hers. I want to hate him for it. Yeah,
26:31I said that too.
26:37It's been four years and in that time I ain't learned a single thing that's going to help me
26:41get through this. The kids is a reason, but you already know that. You're mad at him
26:51now. Later I guess you'll be mad at me for letting you hear it.
26:58But I watched my wife die.
27:04And I ain't got a clue what her last thought was.
27:11Time's coming when you'd have wondered.
27:16Now you don't have to.
27:48You're her friend?
27:49Yeah.
27:51She could sure use one.
28:09Stacey.
28:13You know the five stages of grief?
28:17I'm aware of them.
28:19Well.
28:22Today I just sped right through denial.
28:26I gotta tell you.
28:38These pants are Chanel, so you know.
28:47I never doubt my love for you.
28:50I don't.
28:54Well, all these doctors want to make a math problem out of how we feel.
28:58Well, there's five stages for this, seven for that.
29:06Doesn't work that way.
29:12You're the last thought in this mine.
29:15Stacey, you're the very last.
29:21Most will never know a love like that.
29:42A little warning would have been nice.
29:45Told you not to listen.
29:47You could have gone in some more detail.
29:51I'm sorry.
29:53It's not your fault.
29:54I'm just...
29:57A good part of my job is giving bad news to good people.
30:02And I hate it.
30:09When you called.
30:12I thought you were calling for me.
30:14I was.
30:15You're who I called.
30:16Talk to me.
30:20You seem so much brighter 30 seconds ago.
30:22You do recall that we kissed.
30:24I...
30:25I remember that.
30:26So I presumed that you were calling because you liked it and maybe you wanted to do it
30:34some more.
30:39Yeah, I might want to stick a date somewhere in there before the next one.
30:44Okay.
30:45If you want to be old fashioned, then yeah.
30:46Okay.
30:47A date.
30:47Date it is.
30:50So, what does one do on a date out here?
30:55It depends on the time of year, I guess.
30:58Right now, you float the river, have a picnic, run some horses into the mountains.
31:05No indoor dates.
31:07Pretty average saloon in town.
31:10But I've arrested most everyone in there, so...
31:14Room can get a little tense.
31:15How about wintertime?
31:17You go skiing.
31:18Snowmobiles is fun.
31:20These all seem to have an element of speed.
31:23What's the date in New York?
31:24You go to a movie and...
31:26Do you play?
31:27So, yeah.
31:28You sit in silence and watch other people talk?
31:30Okay, well, at least they aren't timed events like the fucking Olympics.
31:34This ain't the which has better dates contest.
31:35I'm just curious.
31:37Go to a museum.
31:39Then a cafe.
31:41Maybe a pub after.
31:42We ain't got none of those.
31:44Right.
31:47Let's float the river.
31:50I think you'll like that.
31:52You okay?
31:54I can be here by four.
31:56Deal.
31:59Okay.
32:00I'll see you at four.
32:02Yeah.
32:04Oh, for God's sake.
32:08Uh, Macy, look, look.
32:10I think it's on you.
32:11Oh, my God.
32:11I don't see it.
32:12Uh, right over the trees.
32:16Mom, guess what?
32:17What?
32:17We found a spot where the wolf scared the scat out of an elk.
32:21The what?
32:22Scat.
32:22It's what they call poop in Montana.
32:24It's a term used in tracking.
32:27Tracking.
32:27We'll discuss it on the boat.
32:29Macy, come on, let's go wash the scat off of us.
32:46Is there somewhere to change in that cabin?
32:48Uh, there's a bathroom.
32:51And by that, I mean a room with a bath.
32:54Should what come?
32:56I feel like I'm 13.
33:01Do you think today is the best day for us to...
33:03I would love to feel good for a few hours.
33:05I have all night to feel bad.
33:09I...
33:10There is just...
33:11There's something about this uniform.
33:13It's $28 at Western Police Supply.
33:16Oh, it's the money well spent.
33:19See you at four.
33:25Honey?
33:34Honey?
33:38Hey.
33:41Hey.
33:42Hey.
33:48I heard it.
33:50I heard it die.
33:56It's okay.
33:59It's okay.
34:17It's okay.
34:33Don't mind me, I'm just mourning the death of our bank.
34:36Paige, I didn't mean-
34:37You didn't mean it, then why did you say it?
34:43That changed.
34:44We're going on a field trip.
34:46A field trip?
34:48I think we all need a break.
34:50Come on.
35:03You fall in?
35:05I sat in.
35:08Van invited me to float to the river.
35:12I'm going to bring Paige and Russell.
35:14My date has turned into group therapy.
35:16Do you want to come?
35:18Are you taking Macy?
35:19Mom, I can't leave her here alone.
35:21Leave her here with me.
35:23I have another daughter running wild somewhere.
35:25I'll find her.
35:28You can stay if you want.
35:30This was his favorite place on earth.
35:32I can think of nothing that would please him more than you seeing it.
35:39Send Macy down.
35:46Abby, you didn't ask my opinion, but if I were you, I would set my hooks pretty deep in that
35:54one.
35:54They're not making any more men like him.
35:56This is less than a chance, Mom.
36:00But he is a beautiful diversion.
36:10September is my favorite time here.
36:12There's a bite to the air in the morning.
36:15Leaves begin to turn, and we are done with the tedium of matching flies to a hatch.
36:21It's hopper season.
36:23No more scouring the ground for bugs or studying the leaves of a willow.
36:27Just tie on a number 12 hopper and give him hell.
36:30Oh, hopper.
36:56Well, honey, I stand corrected.
36:58Your OCD did have a purpose.
37:09Now, did you tell me how to tie this on?
37:19Of course you did.
37:33Let's go.
37:39Let's go.
37:57Ma'am?
38:05Ma'am?
38:16Can I help you?
38:17Yes. I am a friend of the Clyburn family. Preston Clyburn and his brother.
38:22Paul.
38:23Yes.
38:24Funeral home call.
38:25So Mrs. Clyburn wanted them buried on the property.
38:27I've done some research, and it seems that if we dedicate a portion of the property...
38:32This is the application.
38:33What you need to do is notate on the plat map the exact location of the cemetery, have her sign
38:39in return.
38:40And how long does this process take?
38:42About 90 days.
38:44Well, we don't, uh...
38:46We don't have 90 days. I don't think that this family has another week in them.
38:50You have to wait 90 days to allow residents to contest a location.
38:54Nobody will, but that's the law.
38:57Well, what is the family supposed to do with the bodies?
39:00This is a conditional permit. It allows the funeral home to release the bodies and allow for their immediate burial
39:06on the site.
39:08This would have taken six months and three attorneys in New York.
39:12You ain't in New York.
39:14So I just take this to the funeral home?
39:16Emailed it over this morning.
39:18Oh.
39:18Please extend our condolences. Paul was a real nice man. He will be missed.
39:29I'm not sure that you need this.
39:31I got it at the church auction. I thought it was for bingo.
39:35But it's good to know the screen works.
39:38Didn't know it came with a sound, though.
39:46It's pretty neat.
39:49Have a nice day.
40:17What you doing?
40:19Want to go fishing?
40:20I don't know how.
40:22Neither do I. Men do it drunk, so how hard can it be?
40:30What's that for?
40:32No clue.
40:42I assume you've had some form of, like, swift water rescue training?
40:46A fair share.
40:47If you fall out of this boat, all you need to do is stand up.
40:50River ain't three feet deep here.
40:51I gotta say, I was not expecting this.
40:54I've been floating New Yorkers down this river since I was a teenager.
40:57I know what you don't like.
40:58You dig down to the bottom and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe.
41:01He is the perfect man.
41:03If he thought to get cheese, he is.
41:04Keep hunting.
41:06There's brie and honey.
41:08Russell, do you want a beer?
41:10Uh, no, I'll get a glass.
41:13Yeah, beer's fine.
41:15Beer, uh, beer would be great.
41:18You got that craft brew look about you.
41:20I hope it's all right.
41:21Yeah, you bet.
41:23I, uh, love it when they taste like campfire.
41:28Hmm.
41:29Honey, what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his?
41:33Uh, steroids would do it.
41:35Or exercise, one could argue.
41:36I exercise.
41:37I got him a Peloton for Christmas and he's been using it.
41:40What's a Peloton?
41:43It's a stationary bike with a monitor that allows you to interact with other riders through the internet while you're
41:48riding.
41:49It's like a, like a spin class.
41:50Yeah, except you don't have to leave your house.
41:53Because, I mean, once you get home, you don't ever really want to leave, right?
41:56I mean, I suppose I could, on my way home, stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes,
42:00but you gotta bring a gym bag and you sweat and you gotta shower.
42:04And I really don't believe in showers as, like, a communal experience.
42:08Can't you just go for a bike ride?
42:11In New York?
42:13No.
42:13That's too dangerous.
42:14Like, way, way too...
42:16No, you can't.
42:18It actually is.
42:19I mean, if he doesn't get run over, he'd probably get robbed.
42:21He'll just pull you off at a red light, ride off with your bike.
42:24I'm serious.
42:25I'm not doubting you.
42:26I got a friend who was riding his bike in the forest and got jumped by a mountain lion.
42:30A mountain lion?
42:31Mm.
42:32What did he do?
42:33They had a pretty good fight about it.
42:35My buddy stabbed him with a knife till he'd run off.
42:37Died under a tree.
42:38Your friend died?
42:39A mountain lion died.
42:41Yeah, a friend's fine.
42:43His friend killed a lion with his bare hands.
42:46Well, with a knife, right?
42:48Choke a lion to death with your bare hands.
42:50Maybe I'm impressed with one.
42:55Wow.
42:56Look at that.
42:58Guess that's why they call it Big Sky Country.
43:02How come it's so much bigger here?
43:04It's even bigger than the beach.
43:06You ever notice how the sky at the beach is only, like, over the ocean?
43:17Paves, your blonde is showing.
43:19No, think about it.
43:19You only ever see half the sky at the beach.
43:21That's because you're facing the ocean.
43:22If you just turn around, you'd see the other half.
43:26Yeah, duh.
43:27But what I'm saying is that it tricks your mind.
43:29No, it tricks your mind, Paige.
43:30The rest of our minds haven't figured it out.
43:31Oh, excuse me.
43:32Get a hot boyfriend and know everything.
43:33I'm Abby, Wikipedia.
43:35This is why I don't take my sisters on the river.
43:41You said there was prosciutto?
43:47So there's eggs, nymphs, emergers, and then the adults.
43:52But then the nymphs, they might live for two years before they rise and fly up and breed.
43:59And that's it.
44:02Fall back to the river, deposit their eggs,
44:07and their life is over.
44:10Well, that is tragic.
44:14It ain't tragic.
44:17That's their purpose.
44:19And the fact that we're watching them is proof they succeeded.
44:24God, I am so out of practice at this.
44:29Yeah, you and me both.
44:33Well, I guess the question is...
44:38Should we be trying?
44:42I doubt you're moving here, and...
44:44I ain't never moving to New York.
44:48Look, I am a 37-year-old divorced mother of two.
44:53I don't have the luxury of expecting good heart.
44:57Great smile.
44:59And geography.
45:05When I met Dallas, my ex,
45:08I was pregnant first.
45:11And then love came later, if it...
45:13If it came at all.
45:17But you were sweet and supportive,
45:20and before you knew it, we had a family.
45:24It's my juvenile attempt to recreate what my parents had created.
45:31I look at people out here, and...
45:34They're married at 20.
45:35They're still in love with a life that they built,
45:38and kids running everywhere.
45:43Where I'm from, having a child of 20 is a catastrophe.
45:48I tried to hide behind the marriage and pretend like it was the plan all along.
45:53Don't get me wrong.
45:54I love my girls.
45:58Bridget is...
45:59The most wonderful mistake I have ever made,
46:03and I am glad I made it.
46:05But when you say,
46:07till death do his part, you mean it.
46:09When we say it,
46:11our minds just...
46:13on the reception.
46:15Does that make sense?
46:20Not really.
46:24Look, maybe floating a river is as far as this goes,
46:27but in the off chance that this is the start of something,
46:31I don't want you to think that...
46:34I don't even...
46:34I don't know how to say this.
46:36I...
46:40I don't want you to think
46:41that there is some great love I'm comparing you to
46:44because I have no great love to judge you against.
46:46We don't need to be comparing nothing.
46:48I don't think that's fair to anybody.
46:57My wife wasn't as pretty as you.
47:00I don't...
47:02I don't think I've ever met anyone as pretty as you.
47:09She was skinny.
47:09Big gap between her front teeth.
47:16And if she stood across the river from us right now,
47:21I would run to her.
47:26Run.
47:29And I doubt my feet would touch water.
47:34My boys have been begging me to date for a year.
47:38She was a love of my life since 8th grade.
47:44What are the odds I get to?
47:51I do have a frame of reference,
47:53and please don't take this the wrong way when I tell you,
47:57you got a lot to live up to.
48:03As much as I like sitting here,
48:04it hurts more than you'll ever know.
48:08So if you're wondering how I feel about you,
48:14I feel enough to sit here and take it.
48:19That's what's about you.
48:21Yes, ma'am.
48:26I'll make you a deal.
48:29What's that?
48:31The part of your heart that she has,
48:34she can keep.
48:39I wish it was that easy.
48:43I mean, wasn't this boat ride,
48:45wasn't it just like,
48:47a reason to forget?
48:49Wasn't that the point?
48:50That,
48:52that was the original goal, yes.
48:56Let's get to it.
49:17Fish, right there.
49:24Oh!
49:26That's not how you do it.
49:28I'm aware.
49:30The book says swing the rod between 10 and 2.
49:34What's 10 and 2?
49:36Uh,
49:37it refers to a time when watches had hands.
49:40Watches had hands?
49:42Okay,
49:4310 and 2.
49:4610
49:47and
49:482.
49:49I think this is
49:51right.
49:52Right.
49:55Okay,
49:55what does it say now?
49:56Point your hand
49:57where you want the fly
49:58to hit the water.
50:05Oh!
50:06You caught one!
50:07What do I do?
50:08What do I do?
50:09Uh,
50:09you're supposed to pull the line
50:10with your hand.
50:11Why?
50:12I don't know,
50:12that's what it says.
50:13I have a better idea.
50:22I got it,
50:23I get it,
50:23get it,
50:24get it,
50:24get it,
50:25get it.
50:25Oh,
50:26that might be a bit excessive.
50:27I got it!
50:27Get him!
50:28Oh!
50:28Ah!
50:29We got him!
50:30We got him!
50:31We got him!
50:31Ah!
50:32Ah!
50:32Ah!
50:33Ah!
50:39It's so clear.
50:44what
50:47what why are you staring at me like a stalker i'm staring at you like your husband yeah if i
50:52was married to a stalker what you're beautiful
51:00yeah you think i do think what's your favorite part my swollen ass or this fucking shiner
51:07it's a tough choice you still think i'm pretty no pretty isn't a strong enough word
51:17then get off your ass and come fucking woo me
51:22all right jesus take that head
51:31just sweep me off my feet all right like this
51:41you're heavier than you look what the fuck did you just say no i mean like muscle density bmi
51:47it's a compliment in what caveman universe is that a comment put me there
51:51okay fine russell okay you want to see a caveman i swear to god honey
51:55i will give you the birth of the year you don't do this
51:59oh wow
52:01honey please this is a terrible way for a marriage to end
52:04god i feel like i have so much power right now
52:07i'm begging you
52:09keep begging
52:16okay fine
52:28so the trick is to keep his head looking outside as you come into the barrel
52:31then release him and he'll spring right around it
52:33pull his head away
52:34just a little i'll show you
52:59got it i think so
53:01give him a go
53:05whoa
53:25pretty good for never doing it
53:29that was amazing
53:33bridget
53:34your mama called
53:35she wants you home
53:36okay
53:38i don't know the way
53:39i know the way
53:40i'll pony your horse back for you
53:48looking good girls
53:49thank you
53:51i'll grab the game
54:00what are these again
54:01uh fritters of sorts with zucchini from the garden
54:05there's zucchini in the garden
54:06there is a bit of everything in the garden
54:09how many fists did you catch
54:10seven
54:10no kidding
54:11i find that very hard to believe mom
54:14oh you caught me page
54:15i bought it from the fishmonger in three forks
54:18you caught them
54:19with a pole
54:20yeah that's how it's done
54:21this is all very suspect
54:22i need evidence
54:23oh evidence
54:24um
54:25kind of like that leaf
54:26embedded in your hair
54:27how did that happen
54:28page
54:28oh
54:29i fell
54:31oh
54:32uh-huh
54:32i did
54:33you try walking a riverbank in louboutin
54:35i bet i know exactly what you fell on
54:38oh look who's talking
54:39while you were swallowing deputy do-right's toxin
54:41okay
54:42so gross
54:53i'm sorry
54:59i wonder if you know how happiness would make him
55:07it would fill his heart
55:39let's talk about tomorrow
55:44what's tomorrow
55:48tomorrow we bury them
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