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00:13The End
00:14Caddys are hatching.
00:16What now?
00:17Right now. Let's go.
00:18Oh, sure. Yeah.
00:19Night owl gets the worm.
00:25I need coffee.
00:26We're not waiting for coffee.
00:30Oh, of course.
00:31Thanks.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Yeah, I'll do it.
00:37I'll meet you outside.
00:39Yeah.
00:58Yeah.
01:01Yeah.
01:03Yeah.
01:03Yeah.
01:29I gotta say, I like how you always point me to a good hole, Paul.
01:34Then somehow always find yourself on a better one.
01:36Strange how that happens, isn't it?
01:38Yeah.
01:38I'm gonna find my own hole.
01:40You do that, big brother.
01:49Fish in the middle.
01:51It's night.
01:52The trout aren't afraid of the eagles now.
01:54They're in the middle.
02:04Yeah.
02:06Yeah.
02:09Yeah.
02:12Yeah.
02:23Yay!
02:26There we go.
02:43What?
03:03Hey, get out of my hall.
03:05Hey, get out of my hall.
04:02Hey, get out of my hall.
04:05Hey, get out of my hall.
04:14Hey, get out of my hall.
04:15Hey.
04:26Do you know what today is?
04:28I knew what it was when you woke me up, but I got no clue now.
04:32Is it today?
04:33Is it tomorrow?
04:36It's Melissa's birthday.
04:43Yeah.
04:44See, sometimes I worry.
04:47About what?
04:49About the day you wake up.
04:51And this seems normal.
04:54Ordinary.
04:55You find yourself, I don't know, maybe lacking in purpose.
05:02I've been here 20 years and it hasn't felt ordinary yet.
05:06It doesn't feel ordinary today.
05:10I'm not sure why that would worry you.
05:13The worry is what you do next.
05:16Seizing me finding some woman to wipe my ass throughout the twilight years is somehow a deterrent to suicide.
05:22Not when you say it like that.
05:24You're the one person that's never asked me.
05:28Don't change that today.
05:29Okay.
05:34Can I ask you why?
05:38Because when I said, till death do us part, I meant my death.
05:49You of all people should understand that.
05:55Yeah, brother, that I understand.
05:57I understand.
06:00I understood exactly.
06:03Because I feel the same.
06:19This is getting harder.
06:54I understand.
07:14it's okay to drink water from the river yeah we're boiling it so i don't think you can boil
07:19the bat out of the hudson oh look at that it's just bubbling up right there how do you know
07:26when it's done i go by the color when it looks like espresso i pull it and i thought i
07:32knew all
07:32there was to know about making coffee oh apparently the methods are endless
07:41if no percolator or filter can be found boil water in a pot then crack an egg shell and all
07:49into the
07:49water add two teaspoons of coffee per cup let sit about two minutes and stir the egg will adhere to
07:55the grounds you scoop it out drink up what is that reston's journal he started it when they
08:05bought the place 20 years ago longer
08:12for the first time in my life i own land not a building or apartment land unlike the other two
08:24which feel more akin to a gopher occupying a different hole i'm a steward now solely responsible for how
08:32much this land changes or how much it stays the same best i can hope is be a benign nuisance
08:41to this
08:41place man's goal in society is to be remembered in nature it is to be forgotten unnoticed leave as little
08:51proof i was here as i possibly can that will be my gift to this place
08:59who wrote that quest
09:07there's a man in here i barely knew lily
09:13and he begged me
09:16to know him
09:20i remember one thanksgiving
09:23i was back from college i was laid up on the sofa with a hangover
09:29my father walked in and he asked me if i wanted to go for a walk
09:35i said no
09:38and i never thought of it again until 30 years
09:42later and all of his children are racing to boston trying to beat death to his bed and say goodbye
09:48and i asked him if he remembered inviting me to go on that walk and he nodded and he smiled
09:55and i asked him do you remember what you wanted to talk about
09:58and he shook his head and he said i didn't want to talk
10:02i just want to listen
10:06this is not cheering me up my point is he told you everything that he wanted you to know while
10:11he was
10:11here if he had wanted you to know what was in that book while he was alive
10:18he would have told you he's telling you now because now is when he wants you to know it
10:30how's this thing work
10:34oh it's deceptively simple you just pour
10:41dare i ask for creamer no you can ask
10:50all right i am here to work i have been given a list of to do's from preston's attorneys
10:58i'm only going to ask this of you once and then we won't have to talk about it again the
11:03death
11:03certificate is in my purse
11:08so the apartment in the house in the hamptons are in a trust along with all of his investments
11:13his bank accounts everything you are executor and beneficiary until your death at which time
11:20the law firm will assume the role of executor and the trust is divided equally between abigail
11:25bridget macy and page okay the will does list burial instructions
11:33he wanted to be buried here
11:39there's a spot marked on a map
11:45i know the spot
12:02if i sell it
12:07the new owners can exhume the bodies move them cremate them whatever they choose
12:14well what if you you exempt this part from sale then what i fly back here once a year
12:24sit here for an hour how many funerals have we been to parents grandparents friends have you ever
12:31been back to visit once okay so keep it but keeping it doesn't require you to live here
12:38preston didn't live here well preston didn't live here because i refuse to entertain the notion
12:45because the notion isn't rational you think i'm using my logical mind to make this decision
12:51the only thing on my mind
12:54is how do i get through the day without him
13:00i was only three years older than bridget when i met him
13:08i can't
13:12explain the pain
13:15lily it's so
13:24i'm not able to remember to breathe
13:27it's a good thing that breathing is
13:30an automatic response because if i could choose not to remember
13:36maybe in six weeks i'll feel foolish and i'll miss you and i'll miss new york and i'll miss the
13:43noise but
13:45for now i can sit on that porch i can stand by the river and i can feel him
13:53his soul is here i know it sounds ridiculous but it's here and i feel it
14:03best friend's job isn't to tell you what to do my job is to help you do it
14:07okay okay
14:13so why don't we start
14:18whiskey okay
14:30any hint of mystery and our marriage is gone gone i disagree i think you're still quite the mystery
14:38that's not what you okay i understand i get it i'm gonna take a shower try to wash the shame
14:43away
14:44there's no shame honey remember everybody poops
14:49children's book it normalizes you know basic human behavior body functions what it's pretty great
15:08do you want a coffee i want a hotel suite with his and her bathrooms and a fucking bidet
15:14and a facial my skin is turning into leather
15:38that's an indian native american do you think
15:42she's lost she doesn't have me shoes what are you looking at there is a literal indian native
15:49american native american on a horse outside the window what
15:56oh god what the fuck oh didn't mean to scare you me no i i scared you i'm so sorry
16:04you just
16:05speak the horse but that ain't hard to do there a girl here about my age uh there well there's
16:12um
16:12uh why do you need her for something hey kayla i came to meet your daughter all right well let
16:19me get
16:20my daughter hey girls
16:27one of your friends me can you ride that's not my daughter that's my sister i'm 26. you sure pretty
16:37sure yeah
16:43hi can i fight him you bet
16:48hello hello what's his name shorty he's not very short he was when we named him you got a horse
16:57yeah saddle him up he's still at the olympics where's that france you can ride one of mine
17:11whoa um whoa um wait wait wait wait
17:16bridget oh my god that indian girl just rode off with your child be careful abby do something what
17:23are you she's the neighbor they'll be fine unless she falls off and dies what do you want me to
17:27do
17:27page
17:36hi i'm ready to go home you and me both uh okay should we say newton okay we'll be there
17:52hi this is abby from yeah yeah the neighbor um i think my daughter's headed there at least i hope
17:59she is she's with kayla okay yep i'll keep an eye out for him there's just there's something we need
18:04to
18:04take care of in town it do you think you could watch her till we get back i can't promise
18:08i won't put
18:09her to work well i can't promise as much work in her but you're welcome to try she's fine here
18:13all
18:14day whether she's working or not oh i think i see him coming over the hill now thank you
18:23hey russell i need you to do me a favor
18:45what's that
18:49oh well according to the guide gets a coyote no
18:59might be a wolf there's wolves here in this book there's every species that threatens our place atop
19:06the food chain what's the food chain well i'm not sure that i'm qualified to answer that but
19:14uh think about it like this a fly gets caught in a spider's web spider eats it then the frog
19:21eats the
19:21spider and then the snake eats the frog and then the hawk eats the snake that's the food chain
19:27what eats the hawk well i think uh you know the hawk is is is just up there you know
19:35through the uh in the
19:36top but there's things bigger than hawk the hawks are like the uh you know the air force of the
19:42animal
19:43kingdom land animals would have a tough time getting them and of course i guess mountain lion could
19:48climb a tree to get them you know what i don't know i'm sure there are variances to the food
19:54chain that i uh
19:54that i am unaware of
20:00what's that oh turn to the scat section what's that it's a mountain word for poop apparently that's poop
20:11that is elk poop to be exact so the elk was on this trail and so was the wolf you
20:20think the wolf was
20:21hunting the elk uh maybe and then the elk saw the wolf and it scared the out of him
20:34uh well i object to your phrasing but uh the evidence does support that theory i think there
20:42were wolves in new york before it was a city but there was wolves and bears and everything that's here
21:05it's only been a few days and i already forgot what he looked like
21:13i can uh show you a picture
21:29from now on pictures is the only way i'll see them
22:12so
22:14most planes this size do not have a flight data recorder but because he flew for the forest service
22:21one was installed this information helps us understand better what happened i'm happy to
22:27explain what took place if you don't wish to listen
22:32but it is your right to listen so the choice is yours
22:37have you listened yes ma'am i have and is there something to learn from it how is this helpful
22:48for your daughters i don't think it is in fact i would
22:55that's not my place to say say it
23:01if i were you i wouldn't listen
23:06if i were you i would
23:10i'm staying
23:14me too
23:15plant
23:23jesus
23:24big sky approach this is cessna 185 bravo zulu i need a swap
23:28copy that two bravo speed and altitude 130 knots at 80 200.
23:33maintain south west heading collect to 11 000.
23:35copy that 11 000 thank you tower i'll get up over this
23:39jesus
23:40fuck just hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
24:03oh my god
24:05this is my last thought i figured you'd want to know that
24:11is there anything else do i need to sign something no ma'am
24:35is
24:35i
24:36i
24:47i
24:48i
24:49i
24:49i
24:49i
24:49i
25:03i
25:18Come on.
25:20Come on, bitch.
25:45God damn it, Preston!
25:50This was not an accident, this was a choice, you chose this, you chose it and look what
25:58it's doing to us!
25:59I said the same thing when my wife died, I walked out and stared at this guy and cursed
26:12her for being reckless with her life, which was my life, this is the promise we made.
26:19I gave her mine and she gave me hers.
26:27I want to hate him for it!
26:30Yeah, I said that too.
26:37It's been four years and in that time I haven't learned a single thing that's going to help
26:41you get through this.
26:44The kids is a reason, but you already know that.
26:50If you're mad at him now, later I guess you'll be mad at me for letting you hear it.
26:58But I watched my wife die, and I ain't got a clue what her last thought was.
27:11Time's coming when you'd have wondered.
27:16Now you don't have to.
27:17Time's coming when you'd have done.
27:25Time's coming.
27:29Time's coming!
27:37Time's coming!
27:48You're her friend?
27:49Yeah.
27:51She could sure use one.
28:09Stacey.
28:13You know the five stages of grief?
28:17I'm aware of them.
28:21Well, today I just sped right through denial, I gotta tell you.
28:39These pants are Chanel, so you know.
28:47Never doubt my love for you.
28:51I don't.
28:54Well, all these doctors want to make a math problem out of how we feel.
29:00There's five stages for this, seven for that.
29:06Doesn't work that way.
29:12You're the last thought in this mine.
29:15Stacey, you're the very last.
29:21Most will never know a love like that.
29:26I don't.
29:42A little warning would have been nice.
29:45Told you not to listen.
29:47You could have gone into more detail.
29:51I'm sorry.
29:53It's not your fault.
29:54I'm just...
29:57A good part of my job is giving bad news to good people.
30:02And I hate it.
30:09When you called...
30:12I thought you were calling for me.
30:14I was.
30:15You're who I called.
30:16Talk to me.
30:20You seemed so much brighter 30 seconds ago.
30:22You do recall that we kissed.
30:25I don't remember that.
30:26So I presumed that you were calling because you liked it and maybe you wanted to do it some more.
30:39Yeah, I might want to stick a date somewhere in there before the next one.
30:44Okay.
30:45If you want to be old-fashioned, then yeah.
30:46Okay.
30:47A date.
30:47Date it is.
30:50So, what does one do on a date out here?
30:55It depends on the time of year, I guess.
30:58Right now, we float the river, have a picnic, run some horses into the mountains.
31:05No indoor dates.
31:07A pretty average saloon in town.
31:10But I've arrested most everyone in there, so...
31:14Room can get a little tense.
31:15How about wintertime?
31:17You can go skiing.
31:18Snowmobiles is fun.
31:20These all seem to have an element of speed.
31:22Well, what's the date in New York?
31:24You go to a movie and see a play.
31:27So, you sit in silence and watch other people talk?
31:30Okay, well, at least they aren't timed events like the fucking Olympics.
31:34This ain't a which-has-better-dates contest.
31:35I'm just curious.
31:37Go to a museum.
31:39Then a cafe.
31:41Maybe a pub after.
31:42We ain't got none of those.
31:44Right.
31:47Let's float the river.
31:50I think you'll like that.
31:52You okay?
31:54I can be here by four.
31:56Deal.
31:59Okay.
32:00I'll see you at four.
32:02Yeah.
32:04Oh, for God's sake.
32:09Macy, look!
32:10I think it's on you.
32:11I don't see it.
32:12Duh.
32:13Right over the trees.
32:16Mom, guess what?
32:17What?
32:17We found a spot where the wolf scared the scat out of an elk.
32:21The what?
32:22Scat.
32:22It's what they call poop in Montana.
32:24It's a term used in tracking.
32:27Tracking.
32:27We'll discuss it on the boat.
32:29Macy, come on.
32:30Let's go wash the scat off of us.
32:46Is there somewhere to change in that cabin?
32:48Uh, there's a bathroom.
32:51And by that, I mean a room with a bath.
32:54Should what come?
32:56I feel like I'm 13.
33:01Do you think today is the best day for us to...
33:03I would love to feel good for a few hours.
33:05I have all night to feel bad.
33:09I...
33:10There is just...
33:11There's something about this uniform.
33:13It's $28 at Western Police Supply.
33:16Oh, it's the money well spent.
33:19See you at four.
33:25Honey?
33:33Honey?
33:36Honey?
33:38Hey.
33:41Hey.
33:42Hey.
33:46I'm going to...
33:50I'm going to die.
33:52I'm going to die.
33:57I'm going to die.
33:58I got you.
33:59All right.
34:00It's okay.
34:03It's okay.
34:14Oh, my God.
34:33Don't mind me, I'm just mourning the death of our bank.
34:36Paige, I didn't mean-
34:37You didn't mean it, then why did you say it?
34:43That changed.
34:44We're going on a field trip.
34:46A field trip?
34:48I think we all need a break.
34:50Come on.
35:03You fall in?
35:05I sat in.
35:08Van invited me to float to the river.
35:12I'm going to bring Paige and Russell.
35:14My date has turned into group therapy.
35:16Do you want to come?
35:18Are you taking Macy?
35:19Mom, I can't leave her here alone.
35:21Leave her here with me.
35:23I have another daughter running wild somewhere.
35:25I'll find her.
35:28You can stay if you want.
35:30This was his favorite place on earth.
35:32I can think of nothing that would please him more than you seeing it.
35:39Send Macy down.
35:46Abby, you didn't ask my opinion, but if I were you, I would set my hooks pretty deep in that
35:54one.
35:54They're not making any more men like him.
35:56This is less than a chance, Mom.
36:00But he is a beautiful diversion.
36:10September is my favorite time here.
36:13There's a bite to the air in the morning.
36:15Leaves begin to turn, and we are done with the tedium of matching flies to a hatch.
36:21It's hopper season.
36:23No more scouring the ground for bugs or studying the leaves of a willow.
36:27Just tie on a number 12 hopper and give him hell.
36:56Well, honey, I stand corrected.
36:58Your OCD did have a purpose.
37:08Now, did you tell me how to tie this on?
37:19Of course you did.
37:33Let's go.
37:47Let's go.
37:57ma'am
38:05ma'am
38:13can i help you
38:17yes
38:17i am a friend of the cliburn family
38:20preston cliburn and his brother
38:22cole
38:22yes
38:23funeral home called
38:25so mrs cliburn wanted them buried on the property
38:27i've done some research
38:28and it seems that if we dedicate a portion of the property
38:32this is the application
38:33what you need to do
38:34is notate on the plat map
38:36the exact location of the cemetery
38:38have her sign in return
38:39and how long does this process take
38:42about 90 days
38:43well we don't uh
38:46we don't have 90 days
38:48i don't think that this family has another week in them
38:50you have to wait 90 days to allow residents to contest the location
38:53nobody will but
38:55that's the law
38:57well what is the family supposed to do with the body
39:00this is a conditional permit
39:01it allows the funeral home to release the bodies
39:04and allow for their immediate burial on the site
39:08this would have taken six months and three attorneys in new york
39:12you ain't in new york
39:14so i just take this to the funeral home
39:16emailed it over this morning
39:17oh
39:18please extend our condolences
39:20paul was a real nice man
39:22he will be missed
39:29i'm not sure that you need this
39:31i got it at the church auction
39:32i thought it was for bingo
39:35but it's good to know the screen works
39:38didn't know
39:38it came with a sound
39:40though
39:46it's pretty neat
39:49have a nice day
40:17what you doing
40:18want to go fishing
40:20i don't know how
40:21neither do i
40:22men do it drunk
40:23so
40:25how hard can it be
40:29what's that for
40:31no clue
40:42i assume you've had some form of like swift water rescue training
40:46there's fair share
40:47if you fall out of this boat
40:49all you need to do is stand up
40:50river ain't three feet deep here
40:51i gotta say
40:52i was not expecting this
40:54i've been floating new yorkers down this river since i was a teenager
40:57i know what you don't like
40:58dig down to the bottom
40:59and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe
41:01he is the perfect man
41:03if he thought to get cheese he is
41:04keep hunting
41:05here's brie and honey
41:08russell
41:08do you want a beer
41:10uh no i'll get a glass
41:13yeah beer's fine
41:15beer uh
41:16beer would be great
41:18you got that craft brew look about you
41:20i hope it's alright
41:21yeah you bet
41:22i uh
41:24love it when they
41:25taste like
41:25campfire
41:29honey what can you do to get
41:30veins in your forearms
41:32like his
41:32uh
41:33steroids would do it
41:35or exercise one could argue
41:36i exercise
41:37i got him a peloton for christmas
41:39and he's been using it
41:40what's a peloton
41:43it's a stationary bike with a monitor
41:45that allows you to interact with other riders through the internet while you're riding
41:48it's like a like a spin class
41:50yeah except you don't have to leave your house
41:53because i mean once you get home
41:54you don't ever really want to leave right
41:56i mean i suppose i could on my way home stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes
42:00but you gotta bring a gym bag and you sweat and you gotta shower
42:04and i really don't believe in showers as like a communal experience
42:08can't you just go for a bike ride
42:11in new york
42:12no
42:13that's too dangerous
42:14like way way too
42:16no you can't
42:17it actually is
42:18i mean if he doesn't get run over he'd probably get robbed
42:21he'll just pull you off at a red light
42:22ride off with your bike
42:23i'm serious
42:24i'm not doubting you
42:25i got a friend was riding his bike in the forest
42:28and i got jumped by a mountain lion
42:30a mountain lion
42:32what did he do
42:33they had a pretty good fight about it
42:34my buddy stabbed him with a knife till he'd run off
42:37died under a tree
42:38your friend died
42:39a mountain lion died
42:40yeah friend's fine
42:43his friend killed a lion
42:45with his bare hands
42:46well with a knife
42:47right
42:48choke a lion to death with your bare hands
42:50maybe i'm impressed with one
42:55wow
42:56look at that
42:58i guess that's why they call it big sky country
43:02how come it's so much bigger here
43:04it's even bigger than the beach
43:06you ever notice how
43:07the sky at the beach is only like
43:10over the ocean
43:16page
43:17your blonde is showing
43:19no think about it
43:19you only ever see half the sky at the beach
43:21that's because you're facing the ocean
43:22if you just turn around
43:24you'd see the other half
43:26yeah duh
43:27but what i'm saying is
43:28is that it tricks your mind
43:29no tricks your mind page
43:30the rest of our minds haven't figured out
43:31oh excuse me
43:32get a hot boyfriend and know everything
43:33i'm abby wikipedia
43:35this is why i don't take my sisters on the river
43:41you said there was prosciutto
43:47so there's eggs
43:49nymphs
43:51emergers
43:51and then the adults
43:52but then the nymphs
43:53they might live for two years before they rise
43:56and fly up and breed
43:59and that's it
44:02fall back to the river
44:03deposit their eggs
44:07and their life is over
44:10well that is
44:11tragic
44:15it ain't tragic
44:17that's their purpose
44:18and the fact that we're watching them
44:20is proof they succeeded
44:25god i am so out of practice at this
44:29yeah you and me both
44:33well i guess the question is
44:38should we be trying
44:42i doubt you're moving here
44:43and
44:44i ain't never moving to new york
44:48look i am a 37 year old
44:50divorced mother of two
44:52i don't have a luxury of expecting
44:55good heart
44:57great smile
44:59and geography
45:05when i met dallas
45:06my ex
45:07i was pregnant first
45:10and then love came
45:12later if it
45:13if it came at all
45:17but he was sweet
45:19and supportive
45:20and before you knew it
45:21we had a family
45:24it's my juvenile attempt to
45:27recreate what my parents had created
45:31i look at people out here
45:33and
45:33they're married at 20
45:35they're still in love
45:36with a life that they built
45:38and kids running
45:40everywhere
45:43where i'm from
45:45having a child of 20
45:46is a catastrophe
45:48i tried to hide behind the marriage
45:50and pretend like it was the plan all along
45:53don't get me wrong
45:54i love my girls
45:57bridget is
45:59the most
46:01wonderful mistake
46:01i have
46:02ever made
46:03and i am glad i made it
46:05but when you say
46:06till death do us part
46:07you mean it
46:09when we say it
46:12our minds just
46:12on the reception
46:15does that make sense
46:20not really
46:24look maybe floating a river
46:25is as far as this goes
46:27but in the off chance
46:28that this is the start of something
46:31i don't want you to think that
46:34i don't even
46:34i don't know how to say this
46:40i don't want you to think
46:41that there is some great love
46:43i'm comparing you to
46:44because i have no great love
46:45to judge you against
46:46we don't need to be comparing nothing
46:48i don't think that's fair to anybody
46:57my wife wasn't as pretty as you
47:01i don't
47:02i don't think i've ever met anyone
47:09she was skinny
47:09big cat between her front teeth
47:16and if she stood across the river
47:18from us right now
47:21i would run to her
47:26run
47:29and i doubt my feet
47:30would touch water
47:34my boys have been begging me
47:35to date for a year
47:37and she was a love of my life
47:39since eighth grade
47:44what are the odds i get to
47:51i do have a frame of reference
47:53and please don't take this the wrong way
47:55when i tell you
47:57you got a lot to live up to
48:03as much as i like sitting here
48:04it hurts more than you'll ever know
48:08so if you're wondering how i feel about you
48:14i feel enough to sit here and take it
48:18that's what's in fact you
48:21yes ma'am
48:26i'll make your deal
48:29what's that
48:31the part of your heart that she has
48:34she can keep
48:39i wish it was that easy
48:43i mean wasn't this boat ride
48:45wasn't it just like
48:47a reason to forget
48:49wasn't that the point
48:50that
48:52that was the original goal
48:53yes
48:56and that's good too
49:17fish right there
49:24oh
49:26that's not how you do it
49:28i'm aware
49:30the book says swing the rod between ten and two
49:34what's ten and two
49:36uh it refers to a time when watches had hands
49:40watches had hands
49:42okay ten and two
49:46ten
49:48two
49:49i think this is
49:52right
49:55okay what does it say now
49:56point your hand where you want the fly to hit the water
50:05oh
50:06you caught one
50:07what do i do what do i do
50:09uh you're supposed to pull the line with your hand
50:11why
50:11i don't know that's what it says
50:13i have a better idea
50:22i get it get it
50:23get it get it
50:25oh oh that might be a bit excessive
50:27i got it
50:27get it
50:28oh
50:29we got it
50:30we got it
50:31we got it
50:39so clear
50:44what
50:47what
50:48why are you staring at me like a stalker
50:50i'm staring at you like your husband
50:52yeah if i was married to a stalker
50:56what
50:57you're beautiful
51:00yeah you think
51:01i do think
51:03what's your favorite part my swollen ass or this fucking shiner
51:07it's a tough choice
51:10you still think i'm pretty
51:12no pretty isn't a strong enough word
51:17then get off your ass and come fucking woo me
51:22all right
51:24jesus take that head
51:31just sweep me off my feet
51:33all right
51:33like this
51:36i've lost him all the time
51:39like that
51:41you're heavier than you look
51:43what the fuck did you just say
51:44no i mean like
51:45muscle density
51:46bmi
51:47you know it's a compliment
51:48in what caveman universe is that a compliment
51:49put me that
51:51okay fine
51:51russell
51:52you want to see a caveman
51:53i swear to god
51:54honey
51:55okay okay
51:56i will give you the daughter of the year
51:58oh wow
52:00i'm the decade
52:01honey please
52:02this is a terrible way for a marriage to end
52:04god i feel like i have so much power right now
52:06oh
52:06okay wait i'm begging you
52:09keep begging
52:16okay fine
52:18you win
52:20take me back to the shore and have your way with me
52:23really gotta lay off the cannolis baby
52:25okay after we fuck you or real trumpet
52:28so the trick is to keep his head looking outside as you come into the barrel
52:31then release him and he'll spring right around it
52:33pull his head away
52:34just a little
52:35i'll show you
52:59got it
53:00i think so
53:01give him a go
53:03give him a go
53:03give him a go
53:24give him a go
53:25whoa
53:26pretty good for never doing it
53:29that was amazing
53:33bridget
53:34your mama called
53:35she wants you home
53:36okay
53:38i don't know the way
53:39i know the way
53:40i'll pony your horse back for you
53:48looking good girls
53:49thank you
53:51i'll grab the game
54:00what are these again
54:01uh fritters of sorts with zucchini from the garden
54:05there's zucchini in the garden
54:06there is a bit of everything in the garden
54:09how many fists did you catch
54:10seven
54:10what
54:11no kidding
54:11i find that very hard to believe mom
54:14oh you caught me page
54:15i bought it from the fishmonger in three forks
54:18you caught them
54:19with a pole
54:20yeah
54:20that's how it's done
54:21this is all very suspect
54:22i need evidence
54:23oh evidence
54:24um
54:25kind of like that leaf
54:26embedded in your hair
54:27how did that happen
54:28page
54:28oh
54:29i fell
54:32i did
54:33you try walking a riverbank in louboutin
54:35i bet i know exactly what you fell on
54:38oh look who's talking
54:39while you were swallowing deputy duet's toxin
54:41what are you
54:43so gross
54:53i'm sorry
54:59i wonder if you know how happiness would make him
55:07it would fill his heart
55:31it would fill his heart
55:39let's talk about tomorrow
55:44what's tomorrow
55:48tomorrow
55:49we bury them
55:56i'm sorry
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