00:00It's a tough one for me because it involves a team that I'm actually currently rooting for
00:03and that's the New York Yankees. I'm a fake Yankee fan. I make no quarrel about that.
00:08I was born and raised a New York Met fan in 2009. The Yankees played the Phillies in the World
00:12Series
00:13and as a New Yorker, Foo Philly, I ain't rooting for Philadelphia. I became a Yankee fan because
00:17I wanted New York to take home the hardware again and they did. It's the last time actually
00:23New York Yankees won a World Series 17 years ago against your decrepit Philadelphia Phillies.
00:28It was an embarrassment, as you know. It was a six-game series. It was an embarrassing series.
00:32Six-game series. Yeah. I actually brought two Phillies fans to Yankee Stadium,
00:36my old friends of mine. You know Neil and Jarrett and they got kicked out of the game
00:40for smoking cigarettes at Yankee Stadium because they're wearing Phillies gear and for the first
00:45time in Yankee Stadium history, someone got kicked out for literally smoking a cigarette
00:48and had to watch the game from a bar across the street. So they're no longer welcome at Yankee
00:53Stadium, of course, nor are they my friends anymore because screw them. That being said,
00:57wow. No, they're friends, but you know, I take it with a grain of salt because they're
01:00Philly fans and ugh, you know how I feel about that. Same way I feel about you. That being
01:04said. This is, you're leveling a lot of charges. That being said, the New York, so there's a
01:09big thing in Maryland yesterday. Uh-huh. The state senate was meeting. Okay. And the legislators
01:16and senators and whatnot were having a big debate about whether or not they should put quote-unquote
01:21adequately size the tampons in the men's room at Baltimore Ravens Stadium and at Oriole Park
01:28where the Orioles are about to start playing tomorrow. Okay. And there was a gal, an elected
01:33official, who was questioning a guy. The guy put forth this bill to make sure that men have
01:40access to tampons, uh, at any, uh, stadium or park or arena that was partially or completely funded by
01:46public money. Okay. All right. And the woman goes, I don't understand the need for tampons in the men's
01:52room. And I also understand what, uh, adequately sized tampon means. I'm a woman. I didn't know there
01:59were sizes. And the guy's like, well, whatever the regular size is then, make sure they have that.
02:04Okay. And I'm like, that's crazy that, you know, there's going to be tampons in the bathroom of
02:09men's bathrooms at Ravens games and Orioles games. But then it took a, it took a turn, uh,
02:14south for me, Tyrone. The New York Yankees, my now beloved New York Yankees, are the first team
02:23in Major League Baseball to have a tampon partner. There's a company called Silhouette and they have
02:31a product called a spiral tampon. I don't claim to know a damn thing about tampons. I don't.
02:36Okay. But they're offering these tampons in every single men's bathroom at Yankee stadium this season.
02:46I just have a question. Uh-huh. Why?
02:51Now the why, why is confused. Who's asking for them? And if you don't think there's going to be a
02:58game
02:58this year with flying tampons, then you know nothing about the Bronx, New York. It's going to happen.
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