00:00So, then, they had this really long stare-down scene.
00:04It was practically spilling out of the screen.
00:06That does sound very homo-erotic.
00:07It was.
00:08You should watch it.
00:09I'm telling you.
00:11But yeah, that's why I shift those.
00:12Shh, quiet.
00:13My roommate will hear you.
00:14What?
00:16Roommate?
00:16What?
00:17Yeah, I'm a new roommate.
00:18Pretty eccentric.
00:19Loves water.
00:21Just don't mention anything about this scene.
00:24You have a roommate?
00:25I distinctly remember you bragging about how you could afford to live here by yourself.
00:28I count it as living by myself.
00:30He never comes out of his room unless someone mentions the ocean.
00:34That's ridiculous, Philip.
00:36You're saying that if I say anything about the sea, then-
00:40Are you two talking about my watery mistress?
00:43Oh, now you've done it.
00:44If you are the sea, my love and my first love and my eternal love, my heart will always be
00:50within its waves.
00:53I'm sorry, what is your name?
00:54Call me Ishmael.
00:55Ephraim.
00:56Your name is Ephraim.
00:58Don't talk back to me, you filthy sea dog.
01:02Wait, no, yeah, your name is actually Thomas.
01:05Ah, the story of the white whale.
01:07Why did you have to mention the sea, Shane?
01:09Oh, God, what's happening?
01:11Oh, shit, we're getting stylized.
01:12And the expectation is changing.
01:15Soon we're going to start loving the sea more than pussy.
01:18I'm so sorry, Philip.
01:19I'm speaking of my one in society when I'm at all my evil now.
01:23So I agree.
01:25I'm just there called, or I'm sorry, my guest.
01:28From that parade.
01:28Long story short, I have sex with a bitch.
01:31Long story short, I have sex with a bitch.
01:34Long story short, I have sex with a bitch.
01:34Long story short, I have sex with a bitch.
01:34Long story short, I have sex with a bitch.
01:34Long story short, I have sex with a bitch.
01:35You
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