00:09Quapo, ascolti, rule 16, a guerriero's revolution never ends.
00:14Always another war, another cantina, another ugly bartender.
00:21Juan Cortez?
00:24What do you think gave it away, guapo?
00:27This is a fucking waste of time.
00:30Can you whistle?
00:31What?
00:33Nah, you can't whistle.
00:40Not bad, Danny, but we're just getting started.
00:44Rule number one, a good guerrilla is a hidden guerrilla.
00:49The dog died, the rabbi ended.
00:53We lead our operations in secret camps across the country.
01:00Here, guerrillas live, train, and plan.
01:05Small pack.
01:06We go in, grab our people, kill whoever gets in our way.
01:09By smuggling in supplies, you'll add some piss and fire to our movement.
01:14You got that right.
01:15Camp chef, black market dealers, these safe havens got everything a guerrilla needs.
01:21Even do-it-yourself vehicles.
01:25You're gonna love it, Danny.
01:29Rule number two, a good guerrilla masters their environment.
01:33This land is your home, Danny.
01:37I'm sure you know every inch of it.
01:40From the bloodthirsty jungles, postcard shorelines, the dead-end towns, and our friendly capital city.
01:50How you get around is up to you.
01:53Good girl.
01:55If you want to play it safe, take our secret paths carved in the dirt of old revolutions.
02:01Hola, Danny.
02:02How you doing?
02:03Or take a risk and operate in plain sight of Castillo's assholes.
02:09Go ahead and hide your weapons to blend in.
02:15Tribes, sabotage, interceptions, you don't always need to be a loudmouth, Danny.
02:22Christmas trees?
02:24Do we even grow those here?
02:25Mexicans pay crazy money for this.
02:28How you think el presidente if Mande Maria's no face?
02:32Okay.
02:33Go through.
02:35Rule number three, fucked up situations call for fucked up solutions.
02:40Hey, he's not here.
02:42If you expect the reinforcements, I got news for you.
02:46You're an army of one against an army of thousands.
02:51When shit gets real, we make use of whatever we have.
02:55We call that resolver.
02:58That means absolutely everything from sardine cans,
03:06to old motorcycle engines that have been built into equipment.
03:14And some very unique deadly weapons.
03:27Now we're fucking talking.
03:30This, the Supremo Backpacks.
03:33Handcrafted by Dior Struhy.
03:35Each one will make you feel and fight with the power of a goddamn guerrilla army.
03:40Give me lip, I'ma drink into the yard.
03:43Get a stick, make a switch.
03:44Land the competition real quick.
03:46I am crap.
03:47You and I both know.
03:50You want this.
03:52Breguerilla.
03:53Breguerilla.
03:54The shit my pants rush of an ambush.
03:56The taste of sweet victory.
03:58Have you freed your people from tyrants?
04:02It's...
04:06It's...
04:06It's fun.
04:12Oh, and the final rule.
04:15A good guerrilla always brings a friend along.
04:19For...
04:20Moral support.
04:41Joka sulla nuova Xbox.
04:43Joka sulla nuova Xbox.
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