00:24Hey, since it's so slow tonight, I'm going to start closing the place down.
00:27Don't worry, I'm not kicking you out yet.
00:29I just want to not spend a lot of time cleaning up after we close.
00:32Okay.
00:48Ready to close out?
00:50Yeah, sure.
00:54Yeah, actually, uh, one for the road?
01:09Yeah.
01:25Sleepy night, huh?
01:26Yeah, I was supposed to be meeting this guy tonight, but he never showed.
01:35I'm surprised you made it this long.
01:40How do you mean?
01:42You had a pouty vibe.
01:43I was expecting you to go home earlier.
01:45What kept you?
01:51I love velvet.
01:55Oh?
01:57My mom used to have this velvet sitting room set that she was obsessed with.
02:02And I used to love running my hand along the cushions and feeling each individual fiber shift under my fingers.
02:12I used to call it one-way fabric because it always left a visible trail after you touched it.
02:18That's a cute memory.
02:22But not really.
02:23That's the thing about one-way fabric is I wasn't the only one who could see those trails.
02:29And this was very much a look-and-don't-touch kind of room.
02:33That's why I had to be careful.
02:37Otherwise, I'd get in trouble.
02:48I'm Ben.
02:51Marcus.
03:18Let's dance.
03:21Now?
03:22We are not amused.
03:45You've got to put your heart into it!
03:48Dancing's really not my thing.
03:53Hold on.
04:11I feel good, a Philippi, a joint, yeah, yeah
04:15A goddess in front of me, but I don't see anything
04:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, she always takes turns of magic
04:22A chaque fois, je me retrouve dans son lit, yeah
04:24Je me ramène dans l'école, yeah, yeah
04:27Je me change en étudiant, pas fait
04:30En un clair d'oeil à mon cerce, yeah
04:33Je me sens au pays de ma veille, yeah
04:37Je me sens bien
04:39Je me sens bien
04:41So what's with the get up?
04:44I don't know what you mean
04:48Je me sens bien
04:49This isn't how you pick up, boys
04:52Well, I don't usually pick up boys
04:55They're from an old crush, my Edward
05:00Are you familiar with King Edward VI?
05:03You dated a king?
05:05He died in 1553, so dating was unfortunately out of the question
05:10Right
05:11Growing up, my dad was really traditional
05:13And he always wanted a son
05:15But he had all these expectations of manhood that I wasn't interested in
05:23The only thing we ever really bonded over was history
05:27He had this book about the kings and queens of England
05:29And I was looking through it
05:32And saw this really twinkie painting that caught my eye
05:39He was a king
05:41But he died when he was 15
05:44And it just struck me close to home
05:46This boy boxed in by expectations
05:50He felt like I could pick up where he left off
05:54And become the man he never got to be
05:57I read him poems and stuff
06:02It's all really silly in retrospect
06:04But it helped me figure out who I am
06:09That's a really sweet memory
06:10Well, it's just that
06:13A memory of a long lost love
06:50I've been waiting all night for you to do that
06:55The one that you kissed me earlier
06:57I wanted you to do it
07:24I'll be right back
07:25Don't disappear on me
07:27When do we win and know we lose
07:29I can rule my team
07:31I can rule my collar
07:33I can rule my pants
07:34I can rule my pants
07:35I want to move my papa
07:37I want to see a square
07:38I want you
07:46Because I want your royal highness to you
07:49Oh, fuck
07:53I'm going to kneel for you, king
08:20So that's what royalty tastes like
08:28I've always wanted to do that
08:30Seduce a customer
08:32Seduce a king
08:36I really like you
08:40Is this King Edward speaking or Marcus?
08:43We are amused
08:47Thank you for that
08:49Thank you
08:50That was fantastic
08:51I mean it
08:53Thank you for that
08:58I really should finish closing up
09:10Hold on to it
09:12I can keep it
09:14Oh, I'll come back for it
09:18I was, uh, hoping you'd come home with me
09:23Not tonight
09:24Why?
09:27I want to live in this feeling for a while
09:30Well, will I see you again?
09:33Same time next week?
09:37Sedate
09:40Bring the velvet
09:42Bring the velvet
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