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00:00:09You
00:00:19Can you can you hear me from there?
00:00:23Can you hear me from there? These things are amazing. This was the best thing we ever bought. Can you
00:00:28hear me?
00:00:28Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
00:00:31Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
00:00:32Sorry, we're making a movie
00:00:36You're making a movie too about what you're kidding me? No, we're making a movie about bullies in our school
00:00:43What's your movie about?
00:00:45this monster and he is killing him so basically our last we just so basically he's um he's he's a
00:00:52murderer and
00:00:53there's a secret government agency and they were sent out to find the killer and
00:01:00Arrest him and then because they don't know to watch her until they find out later
00:01:04And then there's also these two detectives who are now dead, but who were like and they're from England and
00:01:11they both got brutally murdered in a forest
00:01:13This is insane. Yeah, our movie is about two
00:01:18Students in a school who get bullied by this gang called the dirties and so they decide to take revenge
00:01:22on them by
00:01:23Killing them. Yeah, they basically had this huge military and they go and they they snipe them from a long
00:01:29way away
00:01:30And then they go to this club called the rectum and they kill them there and
00:01:33Yeah, you know, oh, it's amazing. It's the same club from irreversible
00:01:37And then there's a scene where they're doing where the dirties are doing cocaine and we
00:01:41Jump in with guns. We're like die you cock-sucker motherfucker
00:01:46Like that line from our usual suspects he plays the other guy. Yeah, I'm the other guy and there's we
00:01:51have a scene where
00:01:52Uh, uh, oh, hold on a second. There's a scene where
00:01:59It's okay. We got to go to
00:02:02Hey, our movies called the dirties you just called the visitor. It's nice meeting you guys. It's not done. Nice
00:02:07meeting you. I hope your movie's wicked
00:02:10You know what you need to get wireless mics
00:02:14Peace
00:02:16Now who do those kids remind you of you're the one with the braces. I'm the smart one who wrote
00:02:21this script
00:02:24That's us, you know, we should have told them it gets better
00:02:27But that's a lie
00:02:29We straight up lied to them. That's a huge lie
00:02:31We should have told them stop now
00:02:32It gets worse and worse and worse
00:02:34Stop now
00:02:40If I was the last woman on earth
00:02:44You'd still be a man
00:02:46All right
00:02:47All right
00:02:48All right
00:02:50All right
00:02:50All right, Rog
00:02:51Two tangos out front in the school
00:02:54I say we blow that faggot's dick off
00:02:57The one with the green bandana
00:02:59He won't be fucking tonight
00:03:03It's a tough shot
00:03:04His dick looks to be the size of a small pepper
00:03:15This movie is gonna be so good
00:03:19Let's go
00:03:19Yeah, I'm ready
00:03:20Okay, action
00:03:23What are you doing?
00:03:25I thought we had it
00:03:27We go
00:03:27Jared, come on, man
00:03:29Okay, go against this thing
00:03:31Okay
00:03:33Detectives, detectives
00:03:36Okay, action
00:03:37What?
00:03:38You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
00:03:41They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
00:03:43No, you idiot
00:03:44They call it a Royale with cheese
00:03:45Because of the metric system
00:03:47Royale with cheese?
00:03:48Then what do they call a Whopper?
00:03:50They call it a Royale with cheese
00:03:51Yeah, I should be doing this whole thing as Bane
00:03:53They call it Royale with cheese
00:03:55Oh, dirties
00:03:56Watch out
00:03:59You okay, buddy?
00:04:01Shhh
00:04:08Thanks
00:04:09You alright?
00:04:09Yeah, thanks
00:04:12Go with my hand, buddy
00:04:13What are you doing?
00:04:15What are you doing?
00:04:16Go with my hand
00:04:18I'm not
00:04:18I'm not
00:04:20I'm not
00:04:20I'm not holding your hand
00:04:21I'm not holding your hand
00:04:22He wants to hold your hand, man
00:04:23Shit, go with my hand
00:04:24Dude, I'm not holding your hand
00:04:26I'm not holding your hand, dude
00:04:27Oh, you want to do a little pulling?
00:04:37Hey, can we interview any of you guys from a movie we're making?
00:04:40It's so easy
00:04:41We just ask you questions about bullies
00:04:43That's all
00:04:46It's fun
00:04:48Yeah, it's simple
00:04:49And it's kind of fun
00:04:50You get to wear a wireless microphone
00:04:51Oh, God
00:04:53Maybe it's like attached to your shirt or something?
00:04:56Uh-oh
00:04:57These things are really wicked
00:04:58Mm-hmm
00:04:59Okay
00:05:01Uh, so can you tell us what do you think about bullying?
00:05:05In general
00:05:08Uh...
00:05:08Apart from that it sucks
00:05:09Actually, no
00:05:10Yeah, that's all I could think of saying
00:05:11Actually
00:05:11What advice do you have for people who get bullied a lot?
00:05:15Um...
00:05:16Well, you gotta talk to somebody
00:05:18Like, and there are many, many teachers that you can talk to
00:05:22Many...
00:05:23Both genders
00:05:24There's lots of support
00:05:25Certainly in this school
00:05:26But I think just about in every school
00:05:27There's certainly, uh...
00:05:30Kids know who's...
00:05:31Who's safe, I think, in terms of teachers
00:05:32And if they don't
00:05:33They've just gotta take that leap
00:05:35It's like, uh...
00:05:36Probably the...
00:05:36You know, it's a big step they gotta take
00:05:38I think teachers don't really do much
00:05:40Because there's been, like, fights break out in the hall
00:05:42And the teachers try to get involved
00:05:43And somebody will, like, punch the teacher
00:05:46So...
00:05:46I don't know, just
00:05:47If you can't talk to them
00:05:49And they're keeping it up
00:05:50And no one wants to help you
00:05:52Then...
00:05:53I guess you're up to...
00:05:55Right back
00:05:56I don't know
00:05:57Like, you have to
00:06:11You know, if people don't get this
00:06:13It is gonna backfire so hard
00:06:16I'm gonna get beaten up
00:06:18You already get beaten up all the time
00:06:20I'm gonna get beaten to death
00:06:22They see this?
00:06:24They are being beaten to death
00:06:26Why don't we...
00:06:27Listen to this
00:06:27Why don't we just get a real girl?
00:06:29We bring the cameras to class
00:06:31And we film Chrissy
00:06:33After she's done her presentation
00:06:34And we just put that wholesale into the movie
00:06:38Okay, so...
00:06:40This is Chrissy B
00:06:42And Chrissy H
00:06:43Hi!
00:06:44And this is our project for film class
00:06:47I'm with us, let's go!
00:06:50We're gonna kill these guys
00:06:52Guys, shut up!
00:06:53I didn't see why you would ask me
00:06:55Well, no, we shouldn't know where...
00:06:57The 30s is gonna kill this
00:06:58Hey, Matt, you wanna shut up?
00:07:00Shut up, shut up
00:07:01Shut up, shut up
00:07:01Shut up, shut up
00:07:03My passion?
00:07:03Your passion
00:07:05Fuck
00:07:06Fuck
00:07:07Wow, I have to think that
00:07:08I have my own sense of style
00:07:09Pussy, pussy, pussy
00:07:10Pussy
00:07:10Well, when I was younger
00:07:11My sister, when she was older
00:07:13My sister was a slumber
00:07:14Oh, my sister's slumber
00:07:16With your big fucking head
00:07:21Do you like big dicks?
00:07:24Hey
00:07:26Yo, what's up to your mom's tits?
00:07:28Okay!
00:07:30Good
00:07:30Evan, can you get the lights, please?
00:07:33Excellent
00:07:33Okay
00:07:35So, folks
00:07:37Do we have any questions for these ladies
00:07:39About the film?
00:07:41About the movie?
00:07:43Anyone have any questions?
00:07:46Matt
00:07:46Matt
00:07:47Matt
00:07:48Big Matt
00:07:48I was wondering why you shouted
00:07:50Help, please save me
00:07:52In the movie?
00:07:53What?
00:07:54Why did you shout
00:07:56Help, please save me?
00:07:57I didn't say that
00:07:59Didn't say what?
00:08:00Sorry?
00:08:01I didn't say that
00:08:02Didn't say what?
00:08:04I didn't say help, please save me
00:08:14Help, please save me
00:08:16Help, please save me
00:08:17Help, please save me
00:08:20Help, please save me
00:08:20Purple Glove
00:08:23Yo, don't let them detect us anywhere near this compound
00:08:26This is my house
00:08:27Help, please save me
00:08:28Yo, bitch, what the fuck?
00:08:29Are you kidding me?
00:08:30You're gonna taste the Purple Glove
00:08:34You don't think this is funny?
00:08:36We can't use this
00:08:37Why?
00:08:38It's hilarious
00:08:38Chrissy's gonna flip her noodle when she sees this
00:08:41What do we care what Chrissy thinks about this movie?
00:08:44Of course she's gonna be mad
00:08:46We stole her image
00:08:47So then let's take it out
00:08:48I don't think it's good if she's mad
00:08:49Why?
00:08:50You were behind this before
00:08:52It's bad
00:08:52It's bad if Chrissy flips out
00:08:55Oh, it's bad for you
00:08:58It's bad for you
00:08:59Look at that
00:09:00What are you doing?
00:09:01I'm fucking with your mic
00:09:03You're letting your hopeless crush
00:09:05Get in the way of our movie
00:09:06It's not a hopeless crush
00:09:08It's not a hopeless crush
00:09:08In grade three
00:09:09She gave a note to her friend to give to me
00:09:11That said
00:09:12I like you
00:09:13It's a ten out of ten
00:09:15Bullshit
00:09:17It's not bullshit
00:09:18That happened in grade three
00:09:19You're making this up
00:09:20Because you want me to take out the shot
00:09:21You want me to think
00:09:22No, I'm telling you the truth
00:09:24Which is why I want you to take out the shot
00:09:26Hot Chrissy had a crush on you in grade three?
00:09:27Yeah
00:09:28Long time ago, but yeah
00:09:30What happened?
00:09:31You flip your noodle?
00:09:32One more time
00:09:33Okay
00:09:34Riverbank scene
00:09:35Foley
00:09:35Take two
00:09:36Old man passing by off screen
00:09:38With a change in his pockets
00:09:47Hey, get that back
00:09:48Get down from there
00:09:49Alright
00:09:50Ah, I haven't eaten in days
00:09:52Get away from here beggar
00:09:54You're not welcome
00:09:55Alright, fine
00:09:56I'll go
00:09:57Maybe just
00:09:58What are you doing?
00:09:59What are you doing?
00:10:00This is background character voices
00:10:01It's Foley
00:10:03Like in Baldur's Gate
00:10:04How like when you pass by the inn
00:10:06They always have that conversation between the two people
00:10:09Well, I'll just go into town
00:10:10And I'll tell you
00:10:11And it drifts
00:10:12You know what I mean?
00:10:13It kind of fades out
00:10:13It's a video game characters in the background of every scene
00:10:16This is Old Beggar and Seagull
00:10:19Arr!
00:10:20Arr!
00:10:22Arr!
00:10:22Hey, well this bird's more supper then
00:10:24Arr!
00:10:27Don't laugh, dude
00:10:28I've gotta get a clean take
00:10:31Stop laughing
00:10:32I don't understand how Foley works
00:10:34Why are you in your underwear?
00:10:36It's Foley
00:10:38You know what?
00:10:39If Chrissy actually had a crush on you
00:10:41We could've just asked her to be in the movie for real
00:10:43She doesn't still have a crush on me
00:10:44Yeah, but maybe she does
00:10:45She likes you engraved
00:10:47That stuff doesn't just go away
00:10:49How could we figure out if she still likes you?
00:10:52I know what we do!
00:10:53We will put a microphone on her locker
00:10:58That's a great idea!
00:10:59That's not crazy!
00:11:01If we put a microphone on her locker
00:11:02And then we'll get Owen to walk by
00:11:05Like that
00:11:06And then she'll say either
00:11:08Oh my god
00:11:09There goes Owen
00:11:10Or
00:11:11This fucking faggot
00:11:12Get him out of there
00:11:14Yeah, that's actually a pretty good plan
00:11:16Oh, you did that walk from Malcolm X
00:11:19Did you know that one?
00:11:20That Spike Lee teaches Denzel?
00:11:23And then in grade
00:11:25I don't know what we were writing
00:11:26When this girl was 16 or something
00:11:28She got this butterfly tattoo
00:11:29Now she has
00:11:30It's very cartoonish
00:11:31I don't like it at all
00:11:32It didn't take
00:11:33It didn't take
00:11:34They didn't notice
00:11:34Oh, they didn't notice
00:11:36They didn't notice
00:11:36Grab the ring and swing
00:11:38That arm
00:11:39Like that
00:11:39Go, go, go, go
00:11:40I don't know
00:11:43I didn't think about that
00:11:44I think...
00:11:45You know what?
00:11:45I think I want to kiss her
00:11:50I think I'm going to have to do it
00:11:52Half or half down today
00:11:53This year
00:11:54Because last year we were nailed
00:11:55It all the way down
00:11:56They can hear everything they say
00:11:58You know
00:11:59This girl is so stupid
00:12:14It would have been better if they didn't laugh like it was a joke afterwards
00:12:20Okay, so the dirties, what am I supposed to say?
00:12:23The dirties
00:12:24The dirties
00:12:25You say the dirties
00:12:26You let me worry about the dirties
00:12:27You two work on your grades
00:12:29You're both flunk
00:12:30Failing
00:12:31Yeah, the dirties
00:12:32You let me worry about the dirties
00:12:33You work on your grades
00:12:34You're both...
00:12:35Uh...failing?
00:12:37Yeah
00:12:37And then we're going to go back
00:12:38What? Listen
00:12:39The deputy wants this case
00:12:40The deputy
00:12:41Deputy doesn't want this case
00:12:42Your own teacher's telling me to do you on this
00:12:44I told you this guy's useless
00:12:46Listen
00:12:47Why don't you go a double...
00:12:48Why don't you go above the deputy's head?
00:12:50Chain of command
00:12:51I told you this guy's useless
00:12:53That's it
00:12:54Give me your badges
00:12:57And now?
00:12:59Ah!
00:13:00No or ah?
00:13:02Go
00:13:02Ah!
00:13:03Ah!
00:13:04Ah!
00:13:04Ah!
00:13:07Mr. Muldoon?
00:13:11Get it from the exact same angle that you had it from before
00:13:14So that we're in the exact same spot
00:13:16Okay
00:13:18Is this right?
00:13:20Stand up
00:13:20Well where...
00:13:21What did I say?
00:13:22What did he say?
00:13:24Jack...
00:13:24I mean he says chain of command
00:13:25And we say this guy's useless
00:13:26Hold on sis
00:13:26Let me do my McNelton line first
00:13:28God this is going to be fucking amazing
00:13:29You know what's amazing is that even after all these years
00:13:31Kurt Cobain still looks better than Courtney left
00:13:35It's funny
00:13:35Kurt Cobain still looks better than Courtney left
00:13:37It's not original
00:13:38It's stolen
00:13:39It's stolen
00:13:39Matt and Owen
00:13:42Hey Owen tell your mom I had a good time in her bed last night
00:13:47Matt have you tried her apple custard?
00:13:51It was disgusting
00:13:53It was delicious
00:13:53I'll bet man
00:13:56What the fuck is he talking about her apple custard?
00:13:59You on us?
00:14:00I don't want to do it
00:14:01This is supposed to look really cinematic this shot because it's the last shot of the movie
00:14:09That's it
00:14:09The third reason
00:14:10You know what's so funny I can't I'm so excited about this being the last shot
00:14:13I'm thinking about
00:14:15I know I want to do it too but what do you think about this for an idea?
00:14:18If at the end of this we shoot a montage of us like jumping around exciting and celebrating this
00:14:25Celebrating finishing the movie and we can put in that wicked song by Best Coast
00:14:29The world is lazy
00:14:35But you and me we're just crazy
00:14:41So when I'm with you I have fun
00:14:45Yeah when I'm with you I have fun
00:14:48Yeah when I'm with you I have fun
00:14:51Yeah when I'm with you I have fun
00:14:57Well it is
00:14:58Ever since I want to do it
00:15:00Ever since I was a little girl
00:15:03My mama always told me there'd be boys like you
00:15:09So when I'm with you I have fun
00:15:13Yeah when I'm with you I have fun
00:15:16Yeah when I'm with you I have fun
00:15:19Yeah when I'm with you I have fun
00:15:25Come on Rog. There they are up ahead. Now stay low and keep quiet.
00:15:36Alright, we've got three foot marbles going east in front of the school all smoking.
00:15:43Use the smoke for windage.
00:15:45Hitman 225, this is Hitman 3 Romeo Actual. We have contact with dirties.
00:15:50245 yards. I'll rot, Rog.
00:15:54That dirty with the green bandana lets blow his dick off. Should be a tough show.
00:15:58400 yards and his dick looks to be the size of a swamp pepper.
00:16:03Take down these faggots.
00:16:04Don't say faggots.
00:16:13That's me doing a Joker from Dark Knight.
00:16:22It's hard as hell. It's not the most women.
00:16:25Yo, you get the stuff?
00:16:27The dirties.
00:16:28Give me the keys, cocksucking motherfucker.
00:16:31Give me the keys, you cocksucking motherfucker!
00:16:39What am I gonna do with you guys?
00:16:41The fucking dirties are running the school.
00:16:42You stupid motherfucker!
00:16:46The dirties? You let me worry about the dirties.
00:16:48You should be worrying about yourselves.
00:16:50Did you know you're both failing?
00:16:52Oh, we're failing?
00:16:53Guess what, Newsflash? We don't give a fuck, man!
00:16:56We're out here to kill!
00:16:58Too many extracurriculars, Matt.
00:17:00Too many extracurriculars?!
00:17:02Our grades are so important!
00:17:03Too many extracurriculars?!
00:17:04We're gonna get the fucking dirties!
00:17:05And then we're gonna fucking come for you, you son of a bitch!
00:17:08Chain of command!
00:17:09This guy was fucking useless.
00:17:11He's a bureaucrat!
00:17:12That's it!
00:17:13Give me your badges!
00:17:14Badges?
00:17:16Badges?!
00:17:17We don't need no stinking badges!
00:17:21Give me the keys, you cocksucking motherfucker!
00:17:51Uh, okay, um, you guys gotta make some changes.
00:17:57Why? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:17:59You gotta make some changes.
00:18:00You gotta cut the swearing.
00:18:02Uh, the guns have gotta go.
00:18:04No, no, we can leave the swearing!
00:18:06I, I don't think we can have a film where you're shooting your teacher.
00:18:10I don't think that works either.
00:18:12You're gonna gut it!
00:18:13You're talking about gutting the movie!
00:18:14No, I'm not gutting, I'm not gutting it.
00:18:15Listen, think of it like this.
00:18:17It's, you've made an R-rated movie, you're the directors.
00:18:19That's your director's cut, okay?
00:18:21Now, think of it like I'm your producer and I'm saying,
00:18:24listen, if you wanna get it into theaters, we need to put a PG rating on it.
00:18:28PG-13.
00:18:29You gotta take all that stuff out.
00:18:31Take a chance with us.
00:18:33Take a risk.
00:18:34Take a risk with us.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:38Come on!
00:18:38Listen, here's what we're gonna do.
00:18:40You guys are gonna take this, this footage, okay?
00:18:42You've got, you've got a great rough cut.
00:18:45You're gonna take out that stuff.
00:18:47You're gonna bring it tomorrow.
00:18:48You're gonna show me a better version without all that stuff in it, okay?
00:18:52Just a, you're gonna tighten it up.
00:18:54And the, the, the challenge for you is to make...
00:18:58Okay, folks!
00:18:59Can I have your attention, please?
00:19:01Can I have your attention?
00:19:03Up here.
00:19:04Teacher, teaching the class now.
00:19:08Why, please?
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:09We've got something really exciting for you today.
00:19:12Matt and Owen have made, made a bit of an epic for you guys.
00:19:15Uh, I, uh, I, I saw a sneak peek the other day and it was extreme.
00:19:21But, uh, but really great stuff.
00:19:24Um, it's got everything.
00:19:25It's action, comedy, uh, a bit of a romance and a bit of a gender bender.
00:19:32Genre bender.
00:19:33It's a genre bender.
00:19:34What's that?
00:19:35It's a, it's a genre bender.
00:19:37A genre bender.
00:19:39Do, do you, do you guys want to come up and talk about it a little bit?
00:19:42No?
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:45So, uh, then without further ado, uh, let's, let's go.
00:19:49Can we have the lights, please?
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:55Ready?
00:19:58Okay.
00:19:58Hey!
00:19:59Hey!
00:20:07Are you fucking killing me?
00:20:09Yeah.
00:20:21Oh my...
00:20:25Thanks for meeting me on Sucked Shore.
00:20:26Shut up.
00:20:27This is a motion picture.
00:20:28Trust me.
00:20:28The department's the only place to think of.
00:20:32I need to know I can trust you.
00:20:33Of course you can trust.
00:20:35Well, you're trying to plot over the page.
00:20:36Show me the knife.
00:20:37This is Detective Johnson.
00:20:40Guys, just watch, watch the, watch the piece, okay?
00:20:44And no going back now.
00:20:46They're going to share AIDS.
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:51It's going to be awkward.
00:20:55I used to date one of the singers here.
00:20:57I hear she said knockout.
00:21:02What is this movie?
00:21:03Can we please be quiet?
00:21:10Let's give them our attention, please.
00:21:13This place has character, but I don't think it's the height of the 30s.
00:21:18And that's my girl.
00:21:23He probably doesn't even recognize me.
00:21:25They're both like different people.
00:21:29Malkovich, Malkovich.
00:21:30That's my girl.
00:21:33That's me.
00:21:34That's you.
00:21:34That's me.
00:21:35That's you.
00:21:35That's me.
00:21:37That's you.
00:21:38That's good.
00:21:39Oh, my God.
00:21:41Come on.
00:21:42Come on.
00:21:42Aw.
00:21:45Oh, my God.
00:21:46Come on.
00:21:49Does this seem to help you?
00:21:50It's like she's trying to signal us.
00:21:52I'll let you be in the jungle.
00:21:54I'll let you be in the jungle.
00:21:55You said I wish I could.
00:21:59I'll let you be in the jungle.
00:22:01I'll let you be in the jungle.
00:22:01I'll let you be in the jungle.
00:22:10What the fuck? What the fuck?
00:22:12Fuck you, dirties!
00:22:14Fuck you!
00:22:17Fuck! Fuck!
00:22:18Fuck! Take away from me.
00:22:19Is it bleeding? Is it bleeding?
00:22:22Jesus Christ!
00:22:25Jesus Christ!
00:22:27Jesus Christ!
00:22:27Fuck.
00:22:29Dude, let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
00:22:30Fuck off. What are you mad at me for?
00:22:32I'm just... just don't touch me.
00:22:39Did you see that?
00:22:40No, what happened? My friend got hit with a rock.
00:22:43Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go.
00:22:45Come on!
00:22:46Okay. Fuck.
00:22:52Fuck.
00:22:52Goddamn.
00:22:56Do you need help?
00:22:57He's okay. He just got hit.
00:23:00Hit by what? By a stone.
00:23:12Fuck.
00:23:16Fuck.
00:23:16Fuck.
00:23:19What we should have done is just actually shot those guys.
00:23:22If we'd actually just gone and killed all the dirties.
00:23:25Can you imagine if that... if we showed that movie to class?
00:23:27Oh, my God.
00:23:28What, a movie of everybody dead?
00:23:30No. If you go... if we went in and we...
00:23:33If we just went and shot...
00:23:35What did Muldoon say?
00:23:36You can't make a school shooting movie?
00:23:38If we made a movie where we went in and we just shot the bad guys...
00:23:42Yeah, that's what we did in our movie.
00:23:43But if we actually did it.
00:23:45If we actually went with real guns and actually killed only the bad guys.
00:23:49But we just blew them away.
00:23:50All on camera.
00:23:52Baltoon's like, you know guys, this is really...
00:23:54You didn't listen to me.
00:23:57I thought it was too dark before when you were pretending to kill these guys.
00:24:00Now you actually kill them?
00:24:03Oh, you're actually going to kill these guys.
00:24:07Oh, that's funny.
00:24:12Oh, this is so sick.
00:24:14And the key is going to be making sure that everybody knows we're just there for the dirties.
00:24:19They know that we're just there to get the bad guys.
00:24:21And we can wear shirts that are like, we're just here for the bad guys.
00:24:24We have a megaphone.
00:24:25It's like, everybody, everybody, don't worry.
00:24:26I know we look dangerous.
00:24:28And we are.
00:24:29But we're not here to kill anybody who didn't bully us.
00:24:32If you bullied us, holy shit, you shouldn't be scared.
00:24:36Because we are actually going to kill you.
00:24:38Actually, this is a wicked idea.
00:24:39We've got to write this stuff down.
00:24:41The dirties too.
00:24:51Oh, my God.
00:24:59You guys want some popcorn?
00:25:02What's the odds of wearing?
00:25:02How are they who comesheiro?
00:25:08How are they?
00:25:10They are not.
00:25:11What's a good song?
00:25:12Have you ever?
00:25:13My phone's gonna aproveitar that's notGOVICH.
00:25:30You guys are guarantees that kidwright went on the bank and him.
00:25:30Awww.
00:25:31How does.
00:25:31What's the limit?
00:25:31How does it look?
00:25:36It's the hard thing about writing songs, even any little...
00:25:38Oh, and what about this?
00:25:42For the shooting?
00:25:47I guess it's not safe because this...
00:25:48What are we... We're promoting a choking hazard.
00:25:50What did they say as a kid?
00:25:52You'll die?
00:25:53Bags used to say that.
00:25:54Put this over a child's head and the child will die.
00:25:57They say you'll suffocate.
00:25:58We'll suffocate.
00:25:59Well, what the hell is this?
00:26:05I'm fine.
00:26:06What about this shirt?
00:26:07Is this shirt too much?
00:26:10Wear tearaways?
00:26:11Both of us wear tearaways?
00:26:12And so we walk into school and people are like,
00:26:14Oh my God, look at those gay tearaways.
00:26:16And we're like...
00:26:22Is this perfect?
00:26:26Crazy killers always obsessed with Catcher in the Rye.
00:26:29I like how you're wearing that hunting hat the way you like it.
00:26:31No, wrong.
00:26:33That's better.
00:26:34The point is, isn't this wicked?
00:26:36Yes.
00:26:37School shooting?
00:26:38This is the Catcher in the Rye theme school shooting.
00:26:40It's like we're planning a prom.
00:26:54I hate this shit again.
00:26:55Let's make this fucking sense.
00:26:56I don't want to make this play.
00:26:58Sure.
00:27:20Great.
00:27:37Just any pair of jeans and any shirt.
00:27:39Can you bring two?
00:27:41Can you bring some for 0 and 2?
00:27:44No, my phone got soaked.
00:27:45That's why I'm calling you on a payphone.
00:27:49No, I didn't do it.
00:27:51Mom, mom, mom.
00:27:54No, it just got thrown in the toilet.
00:27:58I'm telling you.
00:27:59That's why I'm calling you on a payphone.
00:28:03Just, can you bring clothes to the school?
00:28:05I'm in my gym clothes.
00:28:09Fucking bitch.
00:28:12Did you?
00:28:14Why is your phone wet?
00:28:15Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:17Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:23Okay, well, Matt, is she bringing them now?
00:28:27Yeah, go to class.
00:28:28I'll wait here for her.
00:28:37Oh, yeah.
00:28:38What's this, motherfucker?
00:28:39What the fuck is this?
00:28:41What the fuck is this?
00:28:42Who did this?
00:28:44You did?
00:28:45Who else?
00:29:13I'm trying to get blueprints of my high school
00:29:15for a school project I'm doing.
00:29:17It's called Westmount High.
00:29:19No, you're looking just for plans?
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21If you ask the diet reception,
00:29:23do you need the number for work?
00:29:24Thank you so much.
00:29:33Hi, I'm trying to get blueprints of my school
00:29:35for a project I'm doing.
00:29:48Okay, thanks a lot, man.
00:29:49See ya.
00:29:54Is it not at all a concern, do you think,
00:29:56that they gave me everything?
00:29:59With no...
00:30:00I didn't even have to show them my student card.
00:30:04They gave me everything.
00:30:07How much does it cost to print this?
00:30:22What was the name of that guy who threw the rocket?
00:30:29Go on.
00:30:31My left.
00:30:32No, wait, your left.
00:30:33Your left.
00:30:34Your left.
00:30:35No.
00:30:38Just don't make it obvious.
00:30:40Don't make it obvious.
00:30:42I don't care.
00:30:43She can see me, that's fine.
00:30:44I have no idea.
00:30:46I'm just, I'm an appreciator.
00:30:47It's like a piece of art.
00:30:50It's pretty sneaky.
00:30:50And Owen is obsessed with her.
00:30:52I'm obsessed with her.
00:30:54You are obsessed with her.
00:30:55I'm not obsessed with her.
00:30:56Yes, you're obsessed with her.
00:30:57I'm not obsessed with her.
00:30:59What life do you have right now?
00:31:00What life do you have right now?
00:31:00I'm not obsessed with her.
00:31:01Yes, you are.
00:31:05What the fuck did you just do?
00:31:06I'm sorry.
00:31:11Why don't you try paying fucking attention?
00:31:12Look at this, you got fucking shit all over my shirt.
00:31:14This shirt is expensive.
00:31:15Okay, I'm sorry.
00:31:16Why don't you try looking at me?
00:31:17Why are you looking at the ground for it?
00:31:18Look at me, I'm right here.
00:31:19I will.
00:31:19Just ruin my fucking lunch.
00:31:20I was knocking on the ground, got it on my shirt.
00:31:21Shit.
00:31:23I apologize for that.
00:31:24Get up.
00:31:25Okay, I'm sorry.
00:31:27What the fuck was that?
00:31:28I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your lunch or anything like that.
00:31:31So how about you go, what the fuck are you guys doing?
00:31:33Throw the fuck up shit.
00:31:35Finish your fucking game.
00:31:36Pick that shit up.
00:31:37Have a good fucking day.
00:31:48Pi-fi-fi-ti!
00:31:55Fini!
00:32:02Fini!
00:32:08Feel it!
00:32:08Feel it!
00:32:17Oh, shh!
00:32:20Come on, I'm breaking you out.
00:32:23I know, I'm springing you.
00:32:27Put on your mic, put on your mic.
00:32:29They can't hear you. Put your mic on.
00:32:32Put your mic on for one second. It'll take you two seconds. Put your mic on.
00:32:36Is this a classic break? Out?
00:32:43I can't come out, obviously.
00:32:45Get your bike!
00:32:49I'm springing you, Jimmy!
00:32:51One, two, three, four.
00:33:25I'm springing you, Jimmy!
00:33:26I can't just sit down.
00:33:27I'm springing you, DJ-UX.
00:33:28I'm springing you, Baby, baby.
00:33:32Getting out jeans people told me slow my road. I'm screaming out fuck that. I'm gonna do just what I
00:33:39want and there ain't no turning back. If I fall, if I die, know I'll lift it to the fullest.
00:33:46If I fall, if I die, know I'll lift it to the fullest.
00:33:59I'll be fine once I'll give it. I'll be good.
00:34:09What is it? What's that called?
00:34:16What is it? What is that called?
00:34:18I don't know. I call it double talk.
00:34:20You call it double talk? You invented it?
00:34:22No. Some people call it double talk. Some call it gibberish.
00:34:24The girls, I learned it from at camp when I was a kid, called it double talk.
00:34:29How do you do it?
00:34:30Iti go, iti gish, iti goo, iti ga.
00:34:32Iti gi, iti gi, itigad.
00:34:33Iti gi, iti gi, itigad.
00:34:34Iti gi, iti gi, itigad.
00:34:34You know, Anika Popeil told me in grade six, she was like, yeah, me and Mark are supposed to have
00:34:41sex today, but then stuff started coming out of there.
00:34:45And it was grade six, and I was still wearing like Ninja Teddy sweatpants. And I was like, what?
00:34:52Ninja Teddy?
00:34:54Yeah, Ryan Gahooley once told me, when I was in the arcade, right by the school.
00:34:59Remember, we used to be right by that arcade by the school?
00:35:02Ryan Gahooley told me, hey, yo, Johnson, sweatpants are out.
00:35:09And I just walked away. I had left two quarters on the machine.
00:35:12Really?
00:35:13I'm serious. Oh, it killed me. It killed me. It was the first time I really got bullied like...
00:35:21like just for being myself. You know what I mean?
00:35:26What was the name of that guy who threw the rock at you?
00:35:33Sean.
00:35:33Sean.
00:35:34Sean.
00:35:37Sean.
00:35:38Sean.
00:35:38What's his last name?
00:35:41Spirit.
00:35:43Sean.
00:35:56Who else is it?
00:35:58Like a dirty for sure.
00:36:09Jackman.
00:36:20Go on.
00:36:25Hold this.
00:36:29So it's 8 by, wow, that's way more than enough.
00:36:348 by 62.
00:36:35Grab the other end of this.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:38It's funny, eh?
00:36:39This is when the Pythagorean theorem would probably really help us.
00:36:43Move back there.
00:36:43What's wrong with you?
00:36:44What's going on?
00:36:45Are you sure we should be doing this right now?
00:36:47Doing what?
00:36:47We're measuring the school.
00:36:48There's nothing wrong with this.
00:36:50But it looks bad.
00:36:55You're being such a freak.
00:36:57What do you think people are gonna think?
00:36:59We're dangerous because we're measuring things in the hallway?
00:37:01We look totally innocent.
00:37:02Look at you.
00:37:03We don't look innocent.
00:37:03We look ridiculous.
00:37:04No, we don't.
00:37:06We look very conspicuous.
00:37:07I look like Encyclopedia Brown.
00:37:10What does this look like to you?
00:37:11What does this look like to you?
00:37:11You're walking by.
00:37:12You're just a regular person.
00:37:13I don't know.
00:37:14Jared, what does this look like?
00:37:15Here I am measuring something.
00:37:17Okay, but you...
00:37:18And I took a picture of it.
00:37:19What does it honestly look like?
00:37:20It looks like...
00:37:20What's it look like?
00:37:21Here, I measure you, Tris.
00:37:22Does this look dangerous to you?
00:37:24Stop.
00:37:25Does this look dangerous, Chrissy?
00:37:27I'm measuring Owen.
00:37:28We're planning a school shooting.
00:37:30Really?
00:37:31Yeah.
00:37:31Awesome.
00:37:32Do you want us to kill anybody for you, or...?
00:37:34Yeah, maybe Mr. Bird.
00:37:36Actually, Chrissy, did you do the bio?
00:37:39Uh...
00:37:40No, actually, I haven't.
00:37:41Have you?
00:37:42No, but Owen did.
00:37:42He's gonna text it to me later.
00:37:43Do you want him to text it to you?
00:37:45Sure.
00:37:46Actually, yeah.
00:37:47Here, put your number in this.
00:37:54Good luck with your shooting.
00:37:56Yay!
00:37:57Don't tell anybody.
00:37:58I won't.
00:38:03Okay, I think she's gonna talk.
00:38:04We gotta get rid of her.
00:38:05Okay, okay, okay.
00:38:05You gotta get rid of her.
00:38:06She knows the whole plan.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:08She saw me measuring you.
00:38:09I understand.
00:38:10I even told her!
00:38:11I even told her about the shooting!
00:38:13She's gotta die!
00:38:15Fuck!
00:38:16Dude, we got a younger girlfriend.
00:38:17Can you give me the phone?
00:38:19How am I gonna text her bio homework?
00:38:20I don't know why she bought that.
00:38:22I have no idea why she said yes.
00:38:24She's an idiot.
00:38:25Maybe she just likes you.
00:38:27Yeah, so?
00:38:28Well, why is she agreeing to have you text her an entire bio lab?
00:38:31It doesn't even make sense.
00:38:33No, it doesn't.
00:38:34So we'll get home, do the bio homework as soon as we...
00:38:40I'm okay.
00:38:40I'm okay.
00:38:41What are you going...
00:38:43What are you freaking out for?
00:38:47I have this here.
00:38:53Okay, text Chrissy and tell her to call you at 9.
00:38:56Why?
00:38:56What happens at 9?
00:38:58Just do it!
00:38:58That's Chrissy.
00:38:59Are you ready?
00:39:01With your stuff?
00:39:02Jesus.
00:39:10Hello?
00:39:15Hi.
00:39:16Sorry.
00:39:16I'm at a party.
00:39:17I can't talk.
00:39:18I can't really hear you.
00:39:19Who is this?
00:39:24Okay, sorry.
00:39:24I'm gonna go somewhere I can read better, okay?
00:39:26It's just really noisy here at this party.
00:39:33No, no, no.
00:39:34It's fine.
00:39:34Just one sec.
00:39:36Hi.
00:39:46Hi.
00:39:46Okay, Chrissy.
00:39:47Sorry.
00:39:48Can you hear me now?
00:39:51Okay, great.
00:39:51Sorry.
00:39:52What were you calling about?
00:39:58Oh, right.
00:39:59The homework.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01I mean, I did a little bit of it, but it doesn't...
00:40:03I mean, it's just school.
00:40:05Who cares?
00:40:07Um, so can you just give me what you bought rice, and then I can give you some marks for
00:40:11them?
00:40:12Yeah, there you go.
00:40:14Can you hear me?
00:40:14It's the main hallway.
00:40:22Have you ever heard, Don't Care High?
00:40:24Yes.
00:40:24Cormen?
00:40:25here with all the spare lockers?
00:40:27Oh, right, this guy is like the baron of spare lockers.
00:40:30Hi, Owen!
00:40:32Did you see that?
00:40:35Did you get that?
00:40:38It's not that she just said hi, it's that she said hi in front of everybody in the hallway.
00:40:43That's not just a regular hi, it's not like, hi, how are you, while you're walking home.
00:40:46It was in front of everybody, do you understand?
00:40:48You understand how big that is?
00:40:49I understand, okay, what about this?
00:40:51Now, I sit in the hallway, I play guitar, I'm just waiting.
00:40:54She walks by, I play like some romantic song.
00:40:57She's like, Owen, that's the best song.
00:40:59What are you talking about?
00:41:01Girls like guitar. You don't like that?
00:41:02You sound like me, coming up with a terrible plan.
00:41:05Okay, then, fine.
00:41:05That plan sucks. You can't use, what, you're like a Spanish gangster, waiting for her?
00:41:09Listen, that's fine. Then you do you, coming up with a good plan.
00:41:12I will come up with a good plan.
00:41:14Tell me a good plan, right now.
00:41:15Let me do it after I get back from my cottage.
00:41:17All weekend? Me waiting, sitting on this news? Tell me a plan. I need a plan.
00:41:21Oh, I can't come up with something right now.
00:41:22Yes, you can, do it.
00:41:23Wait three days, I'll be back from...
00:41:24Come up with a plan, right now. I need a plan.
00:41:26Are you bullying me?
00:41:27Listen, I can't wait for you to come back from your cottage, is what I'm telling you.
00:41:30Let me come to your cottage with you.
00:41:32You know, I'm going up there to just fire guns with my cousin Nelson.
00:41:35See the scary guy who always wears sunglasses?
00:41:38Yeah.
00:41:40Well, I like guns.
00:42:06So you want to close your left eye and then line up the sights.
00:42:12Like, what does line up the sights mean?
00:42:14Put this white one level and in between that little notch.
00:42:19Like that?
00:42:20But that's not going to, like, kick back and hit me in the face or something?
00:42:25Uh...
00:42:27Well, on the count of what?
00:42:29Countdown from 50?
00:42:30Whoa, shit.
00:42:47Do you want to buzz one by my head just so I see what it's like?
00:42:52Just so I can feel it?
00:42:53All right.
00:42:55Just buzz one by me.
00:42:57It'll be like I'm riding my bike past a bee.
00:43:00Whoa!
00:43:03Hold on, guys.
00:43:03I need a drink.
00:43:04Ha!
00:43:07Ha!
00:43:08Ha!
00:43:22Embryo
00:43:24Who I'm missing out on most of
00:43:28But we know
00:43:30Just where I went to pop up
00:43:35Oh, so low, low
00:43:37What's inside your char
00:43:40Me, oh, yeah, that's fine
00:43:45I'll be all out with 10 miles
00:43:49It's so slow
00:43:52It's so slow
00:43:55Over 10 miles
00:43:58So we don't spoil
00:44:01Come on
00:44:04Come on
00:44:05Me, oh, yeah
00:44:09It's fine
00:44:11Won't spoil
00:44:12It's in fire
00:44:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:44:47See?
00:44:53Oh, my God!
00:44:54I hate you!
00:45:06Why do you do that after you get me to trust you?
00:45:08Because it's...
00:45:09This is why I don't trust you.
00:45:10Yeah, but it's good to trust somebody and not trust somebody at the same time.
00:45:15It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
00:45:17Nelson said it doesn't matter.
00:45:18But where is Nelson?
00:45:20Nelson's up at the fire.
00:45:21Watch out, watch out.
00:45:22Watch out, there's mud on the ground.
00:45:24Matt!
00:45:25Just come on!
00:45:26Owen, come on!
00:45:27Nelson, you're sure it's okay that we're here with you guys?
00:45:30Yeah.
00:45:31Wicked.
00:45:31This is your friend?
00:45:33Yeah, this is Scott.
00:45:34I don't think you've met Scott.
00:45:35Nice to meet you.
00:45:35Hi, Scott. I'm Matt.
00:45:37Nice to meet you.
00:45:38I don't know if it's all right to be wearing this, but...
00:45:41It's the only coat I had.
00:45:42I guess I could take it off.
00:45:44It's the only one we had at the cottage.
00:45:46I know I look like an Indian chief.
00:45:48My plan right now is for us to go back home and bake a cake
00:45:53and then have Owen run into the cafeteria and pretend he stole it from a home ec class
00:45:59and put it in front of her and her friends sort of at the cool table and be like,
00:46:02Chrissy, I just stole this cake from a home ec class.
00:46:05Do you want to eat it?
00:46:06And then she'll think, oh man, this guy's badass because he stole a cake.
00:46:09Do you think that'll work?
00:46:09Um, I don't know.
00:46:12Cake plan.
00:46:13I don't know if that'll work.
00:46:14I think that's kind of corny.
00:46:16No, no, no, no.
00:46:17I think you're thinking like in movies.
00:46:19That's like what you do on...
00:46:20But that stuff actually works.
00:46:21And it's not like, he gives you the cake, will you marry me?
00:46:24I play guitar and that's just a general thing.
00:46:28And I find some way to show that I play guitar in public is the point.
00:46:32And it's what you love.
00:46:32What you love, yeah.
00:46:33Right.
00:46:34I think that's good.
00:46:34It shows like off you totally.
00:46:36Right.
00:46:37I think that'd be super cool.
00:46:38That's what I think that's better than the cake.
00:46:39Yeah, and then if she says anything, just like, yeah, maybe we should get a coffee or something sometime.
00:46:44And if she doesn't, it's no big deal because it's nothing lost.
00:46:47No, nothing lost, nothing gained.
00:46:49Don't be creepy about it.
00:46:50I'm not creepy.
00:46:51No, I'm just saying.
00:46:52Cake plan is creepy.
00:46:53Like the cake is creepy.
00:46:54Don't do the cake.
00:46:55Don't do the cake plan.
00:46:56So the key is to act paranoid.
00:46:58As soon as you run up to her, you got to act like you actually are in trouble.
00:47:01And that if you don't sit down, you're going to be, you're going to get fucked.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:04So you say, hey Chrissy, can I sit down please?
00:47:05I really need to sit down so badly.
00:47:07Hey, fuck.
00:47:08I just stole this cake from home at class.
00:47:10Exactly.
00:47:10And then once you're sitting down, it's fine.
00:47:12I gotta sit down.
00:47:13And then what you're trying to do is get to a point where you and her are just eating cake
00:47:16together,
00:47:16and it's a casual, casual lunch date.
00:47:19And it's nothing.
00:47:21Okay.
00:47:21And if it doesn't work, if she's like, no, fuck you, you just LeBron James her.
00:47:25You have some flour?
00:47:33Okay, hold it.
00:47:33I just stole this cake from a home at class.
00:47:37We should eat it.
00:47:38Do you guys want to eat it?
00:47:39All right.
00:47:39Come sit down.
00:47:40Okay.
00:47:41I grabbed some forks and plates too.
00:47:44Nice.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Hold on.
00:47:46That's a class's cake.
00:47:47Some other kids made that?
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49It was just sitting there, so I grabbed it.
00:47:51So they're going to fail mine because of you.
00:47:52Stop.
00:47:54I'm sorry.
00:47:56Did I offend you?
00:47:58No.
00:48:00Oh, it's birthday.
00:48:02Evan got us the cake.
00:48:09It's so good.
00:48:11Yeah, no, you can, yeah.
00:48:12It takes some.
00:48:14What do you think?
00:48:16It's actually so good.
00:48:21What the fuck was that?
00:48:23What are you talking about?
00:48:23That was amazing.
00:48:24What was that?
00:48:25That wasn't the plan.
00:48:27Chrissy loved it.
00:48:28Not Chrissy.
00:48:29Dude, the dirties.
00:48:30You gave the cake to the dirties.
00:48:32I watched you.
00:48:33You gave the cake to the dirties.
00:48:35Yeah, I did.
00:48:35It was for Chrissy and she thought it was amazing.
00:48:37Dude, I don't care.
00:48:38Everybody thought it was amazing.
00:48:39What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:48:44Chrissy thought it was great.
00:48:45Fuck, idiot, dude.
00:49:10I had a shower.
00:49:17You're the one who was very gentle.
00:49:17Oh, it's not bad.
00:49:18Okay, that's okay.
00:49:18When I get home, that's the joke.
00:49:21But, I'm so sorry about my table in the bathroom.
00:49:24I'm so sorry.
00:49:28We should get and catch her on the ride.
00:49:31Isn't it funny?
00:49:32We just get all of these?
00:49:36What do you mean?
00:49:36Should we check all these out?
00:49:38We seem crazy.
00:49:40We have six copies of catch her on the ride.
00:49:41We should check all these out right now.
00:49:43We'll take these three.
00:49:44Why do we want to seem crazy?
00:49:45It's funny.
00:49:46It makes it seem funny.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49Come on, you pony.
00:49:51Okay.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:55One in 38.
00:49:58Hey, Owen.
00:49:59Yeah, that's yeah, right?
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:02What's up?
00:50:04What does the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:07It means like by a decision that was made for reasons that don't really matter or by someone who didn't
00:50:15really have the right to make the decision.
00:50:17Like that decision was just arbitrary.
00:50:20It means that the decision doesn't even matter and you didn't have the right to make the decision.
00:50:24Does that make sense?
00:50:25Yeah.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:31And she straight up asked you what that is?
00:50:33That's insane.
00:50:34She just said, what does the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:36I told her and then she said, okay, thanks.
00:50:39She's an idiot.
00:50:40What's she reading?
00:50:40The Grapes of Wrath?
00:50:42She doesn't know what arbitrary means?
00:50:44I'll go tell her.
00:50:45That's a terrible definition.
00:50:46It's not a terrible definition.
00:50:47Define it in a more pithy way.
00:50:49Arbitrary?
00:50:51You don't get this much time.
00:50:54What does the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:56Sorry.
00:50:58Arbitrary means...
00:51:01What does the word arbitrary mean?
00:51:03Arbitrary means...
00:51:04Arbitrary is when you know what something means, but no.
00:51:09Arbitrary means...
00:51:10Arbitrary means...
00:51:10I just couldn't believe you're doing anything this stupid.
00:51:13Arbitrary means...
00:51:13Well, why is she agreeing to have to capture an entire bio lab?
00:51:16It doesn't even make sense.
00:51:17But I didn't mean...
00:51:18I didn't do it on purpose.
00:51:19It was that I was so focused on this idea.
00:51:25I was really shocked, too.
00:51:28And then it goes into this thing.
00:51:30No, just play it.
00:51:30Play it.
00:51:32Well, you know what this is.
00:51:33This is when we did the plan.
00:51:35Yeah, but I haven't...
00:51:35What happened?
00:51:36All right.
00:51:36But I just haven't seen...
00:51:37Just do it!
00:51:39Okay, that's Chrissy.
00:51:40Are you ready?
00:51:40See, I cut it so that one thing just happens right after another.
00:51:42How does this look?
00:51:44Because this...
00:51:46I think I could get in less trouble where I'm from.
00:51:49Like, it looks amazing.
00:51:50This is awesome.
00:51:52You haven't seen any of this stuff, eh?
00:51:54From this new cut?
00:51:56No.
00:51:56That last scene is so, like, ridiculous.
00:52:00Here.
00:52:00Did you see the stuff of us biking?
00:52:02Check this out.
00:52:12What?
00:52:15What are those?
00:52:16Blueprints.
00:52:19What do you mean?
00:52:22Uh...
00:52:22They're blueprints at the school.
00:52:24I haven't...
00:52:25I haven't even told you any of this stuff.
00:52:27We didn't have to...
00:52:28Yeah, I meant to tell you this.
00:52:29Hold on a second.
00:52:30I'll show you.
00:52:31Check it out.
00:52:32And I've got them all marked off.
00:52:35Like, with...
00:52:36Like, what, uh...
00:52:38What each room is for and, like, who uses each room and when and shit like that.
00:52:42Look at this.
00:52:43They're fucking huge, eh?
00:52:44Look at it.
00:52:45And look.
00:52:46I put the dirties on top of it.
00:52:47Like that.
00:52:49And look.
00:52:50Every single room I've got, like, labeled, like, the gym.
00:52:53And, like, Mr. Max's class and Muldoon's.
00:52:57And it's got everything.
00:52:58It's got everything.
00:52:58I've got the times and...
00:53:00Hold on a second.
00:53:03And, like, the period changes.
00:53:05And look at this.
00:53:05I've got where people normally hang out.
00:53:07And all the locker configurations of everybody.
00:53:09And I've got a special page just for, um...
00:53:13Wow.
00:53:13Just for the dirties.
00:53:14Like, where all the dirties hang out outside the school.
00:53:18And then Ah!
00:53:18It's got three bigboys and one of those.
00:53:25I've got a lot of boobs.
00:53:28I've got a second.
00:53:29I can't get them together.
00:53:35There's nothing more.
00:53:38I've got my kids.
00:53:40I can't get them together.
00:53:41I can't get to it.
00:53:43I can't get them together.
00:53:44I can't get these numbers scattered.
00:53:45Fulls of people sammuels.
00:53:45It's got one, isn't that very thick.
00:53:46May it possible, O Lord,
00:53:48May it possible.
00:54:48The first note, right?
00:54:50Right there on that note.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:57Yeah, now all together in one big phrase, right?
00:55:02Sorry, Mr. Bray, I'll get it.
00:55:04Yeah, you're getting it.
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:13All at once.
00:55:14Yeah, don't go back to that.
00:55:15No, let me show you something.
00:55:17Let me show you something.
00:55:18It's all like speaking a different language, right?
00:55:22So this is going to be a sentence that we're playing.
00:55:24It's a phrase with its own rhythms and a phonetic way of delivering it.
00:55:27Okay, so you go.
00:55:31See?
00:55:32Yeah, it sounds so good when you play it compared to me.
00:55:34Well, you just separate your hands, right?
00:55:36I don't know.
00:55:37I'm trying to learn this for, like, tomorrow.
00:55:39I'm not going to be able to get it like you.
00:55:40What are you going to learn for tomorrow?
00:55:41You've got lots of time.
00:55:42You've got to practice this every single day.
00:55:44And let me tell you, the girls are going to come after you after you learn it.
00:55:47What's this guy's name?
00:55:48Is it D?
00:55:51Dillon?
00:55:53You don't know what this guy's name is?
00:56:06When did you get all those pictures?
00:56:08Just from footage.
00:56:10Oh, you printed it from, like, from screenshot?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:15Why?
00:56:16For the movie.
00:56:17It's all the dirties.
00:56:19What if your mom sees that step?
00:56:21My mom never comes down here.
00:56:22When was the last time you saw my mom in the basement?
00:56:25Even if she did, what did she think?
00:56:26Oh, wow, there's some fucking pictures of kids.
00:56:28She would think this was for a movie.
00:56:29It is for a movie.
00:56:30And if she said, Matt, why do you have pictures of bullies at your school?
00:56:33I'd be like, it's for the movie, Mom.
00:56:35Don't worry.
00:56:35She'd be like, I don't even know why I asked you that.
00:56:37Blah, blah, blah.
00:56:38Hey, Steven, did you hear?
00:56:39Matthew's fucking blah, blah, blah.
00:56:41She wouldn't even say that.
00:56:42Okay, I'm off to work.
00:56:43Bye.
00:56:47Why don't you go tell my mom?
00:56:48Go upstairs.
00:56:50Mrs. Johnson, your son's fucking crazy.
00:56:55He's got a bunch of pictures of people on the wall that he thinks he's going to kill later.
00:57:00Take the pictures down or something.
00:57:02I don't want to be...
00:57:02No.
00:57:06Okay, I'm going home.
00:57:08What?
00:57:10I'm going home.
00:57:18I'm going home.
00:57:38Wow!
00:57:42You know what?
00:57:49Tarantino.
00:57:51What are the...
00:57:52Nice haircut, dude.
00:57:53Excuse me.
00:57:54Oh!
00:57:56Oh!
00:57:56Look at this guy.
00:57:57Woo!
00:57:58Huh?
00:57:58Nice.
00:58:10This is like when Snake Eyes made that mistake.
00:58:13Can you please back up?
00:58:15Do the Snake Eyes bit in a minute, but just at least...
00:58:17I have to be here to do the Snake Eyes bit.
00:58:19Back up by like a foot.
00:58:20You're being insane.
00:58:21Yeah, but it won't look as good unless I'm like this.
00:58:22It doesn't matter how good it looks.
00:58:24It's just me.
00:58:24Are you here to yourself?
00:58:25It doesn't matter how good it looks.
00:58:26This is a movie.
00:58:28This is not a movie right now.
00:58:29This is just you and me.
00:58:30Trust me.
00:58:31This is a movie.
00:58:32Trust me.
00:58:33We'll go home.
00:58:34I'll show you the footage.
00:58:35You'll be like, holy shit, what a wicked movie.
00:58:36This is sick how you act like this all the time now.
00:58:38What are you talking about?
00:58:39How it's always a movie for you.
00:58:41How you're always acting.
00:58:43It's pathetic.
00:58:45Why are you acting so strange?
00:58:47I'm not acting strange.
00:58:48Oh, you're acting very...
00:58:49I'm acting the way that I always...
00:58:50Whoa!
00:58:51I take a step forward and I just...
00:58:53This is exactly what I'm describing.
00:58:56Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:58:57You're really upset and I'm trying to comfort you and I'm like, listen, Owen, relax.
00:59:01Matt, I don't care if you think that would make a good shot in some film that you're making that
00:59:05I'm not making.
00:59:05The scene is Danny Glover in Royal Tenenbaums.
00:59:09I don't know, Percy.
00:59:10She's...
00:59:11Shut up!
00:59:13Shut up!
00:59:16I don't think it's funny.
00:59:18So if I don't think it's funny, who's it for?
00:59:23Is this about Chrissy?
00:59:25Chrissy has nothing to do...
00:59:25How would this have anything to do with Chrissy?
00:59:27I don't know because I definitely don't think like I did anything wrong here.
00:59:30You're acting.
00:59:32You're always acting.
00:59:33You're always acting.
00:59:33I'm not always acting.
00:59:34I'm never acting.
00:59:35I'm never acting.
00:59:35You're acting even right now.
00:59:36Always.
00:59:37You're conscious of yourself.
00:59:38I don't know what's real with you and what's not real with you.
00:59:39This is real.
00:59:40This...
00:59:40I'm being real.
00:59:42I'm being real.
00:59:44Look.
00:59:44I'm standing on a cliff saying I want to do a shot of us doing kung fu.
00:59:47That's real.
00:59:47It's not real when you're doing the kung fu and when you're looking and you're doing the back away and
00:59:50the little fake us and the little voices and all the quotes and all the text.
00:59:52Whatever, relax, relax.
00:59:53It's fucking ridiculous.
00:59:55We're leaving.
00:59:56This is a good time now for you to end the scene, I guess.
00:59:58We'll cut!
00:59:59From there.
00:59:59That's in the school.
01:00:11We're gonna read again and again!
01:00:13What a girl really get a key little gets gonna go
01:00:20And I got to go
01:00:24We're gonna get it to you. You do you do you do you do you speak to the yes little
01:00:27gang would a gauge?
01:00:29You do you do you do it again? We got it again to the gay it again
01:00:38I'm going to put it good to eat put it put it good
01:00:43Would you be calling me my friend if you did?
01:00:43If you are a girl who do the...
01:00:45Never mind age, mage!
01:00:52Wait, what's your sister doing?
01:00:53Never mind age, never mind age.
01:00:56Never mind age.
01:00:58I would come gettin alone!
01:01:00I would come in with you and it'd be you to go whatever!
01:01:31Yes, yes, yes.
01:01:40It's funny, eh?
01:01:42You see something happen to you on camera?
01:01:48It's like it's not even happening to you.
01:01:50It's like it's happening to a different person.
01:01:51It's crazy.
01:01:59Oh, sweatpants are out, Jackman.
01:02:07Yo, that's what I say.
01:02:13Hit him with the kahuli?
01:02:15Sweatpants are out, Jackman.
01:02:19We've got about 45 minutes.
01:02:22Yeah, when the storm starts?
01:02:24Use it for an hour before.
01:02:31I hope the storm doesn't blow you like your mom blew me last night.
01:02:36What?
01:02:38You heard me.
01:02:40I don't, you, the storm's gonna blow...
01:02:42Yeah, you heard me.
01:02:44You know what? Fuck it.
01:02:45You know, Larry, we're coming to school with guns to kill you.
01:02:47Okay.
01:02:47Do you know that?
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:48Yeah, we're coming to school with guns to kill you.
01:02:50No, we're not.
01:02:51He's not gonna fucking tell anybody.
01:02:52We're not.
01:02:53And that's why you guys aren't pushing.
01:02:55You're dead, you're dead, you're dead.
01:02:57You can't fight your own battles.
01:02:58I've just finished telling you we are!
01:03:00Stop it.
01:03:04This is insane!
01:03:07Owen, tell me if this sounds like anybody, okay?
01:03:09Joy, grief, anxiety, amusement, they can all be mimicked on cue.
01:03:13He knows the facial expressions, the voice modulations, and the body language.
01:03:18He's not just conning you with a scheme.
01:03:20His entire life is a con.
01:03:23His entire personality a fabrication with the purpose of deceiving people.
01:03:29Psychopaths take great personal pride in their deceptions and extract tremendous joy from them.
01:03:34Lies become the psychopath's occupation.
01:03:37And when the truth will work, they lie for sport.
01:03:41This is exactly what you were saying about me.
01:03:44Who are you on the phone with?
01:03:49I'm not on the phone.
01:03:54Are you hearing this?
01:03:56I could be a psychopath.
01:04:00Owen, I could be a psychopath!
01:04:07Who are you texting?
01:04:08What are you doing?
01:04:09Dude, this shit is insane!
01:04:11And you're not...
01:04:13You're not even laughing.
01:04:13I'm sick of talking about this.
01:04:16Let's do something else.
01:04:17What do you mean do something else?
01:04:19I don't know.
01:04:19Let's play a video game.
01:04:21Let's play magic cards.
01:04:23You're not even a bit concerned that I could be a psychopath?
01:04:27I'm not gonna play this game with you.
01:04:29What game?
01:04:30I'm talking about the game that you play.
01:04:32You're a pussy who likes to pretend like you're a big shot or like you're tough.
01:04:34You're the ones trying to be a big shot.
01:04:36Look at you on the phone all the time with some hot girl,
01:04:39trying to make me feel like a loser.
01:04:41You're the pussy.
01:04:42No.
01:04:43You are a pussy.
01:04:45You talk big and you don't do shit.
01:04:47That's a pussy.
01:04:48At least I'm not deluding myself into thinking that some girl likes me when she doesn't give a fuck about
01:04:53me.
01:04:53She's an idiot girl, man.
01:04:56The only reason she even knows you exist is because of my plans that I gave her.
01:04:59You know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:05:00Yes, I do.
01:05:01No, you don't.
01:05:02Yes, I do.
01:05:03You're nothing, man.
01:05:05You're nothing without me.
01:05:07I'm your only friend.
01:05:08I am your only friend.
01:05:10But you act like you're Mr. Big Shot Confident on top of the fucking world.
01:05:13But nobody likes you and no one wants to talk to you and no one wants to be around you
01:05:16and nobody wants to see you.
01:05:18And when you really get upset, you lie into me and get mad at me about this fucking girl who
01:05:22you're jealous of.
01:05:23You're jealous of the one other person who ever talks to me.
01:05:26I'm not jealous.
01:05:27Yes, you are absolutely jealous.
01:05:27She's retarded.
01:05:28I don't care.
01:05:28I just want to see my best friend blow his life away.
01:05:31Why would you ever bring it up if you didn't care?
01:05:33You do care.
01:05:34You are jealous.
01:05:35You have no other friends and it's your fault and your problem and you fucking do it to yourself.
01:05:38And I'm not going to go along with it anymore.
01:05:40You know it's fucking true.
01:05:45Fuck you.
01:05:46Get the fuck off.
01:05:47Man, I'm not fucking doing this anymore.
01:05:50Fuck you.
01:06:02Get the fuck off.
01:06:03Man, I'm not fucking doing this anymore.
01:06:27You care.
01:06:29Man, I'm not fucking happy too.
01:06:32You couldn't pass.
01:06:34But I'm not fucking kidding.
01:06:34And my boy is telling me to forget to me to tell me to report ready for the personaligma bit.
01:06:36I'm a mankind, my lord, my son.
01:06:39My friend, your is my man.
01:06:40Now, can't you see why we'll come again?
01:06:49It always does not turn around.
01:06:53It always does not turn around.
01:06:58I'm sitting in a basement, and then I'm watching the TV,
01:07:05and then I'm watching the TV, and then I'm watching the TV.
01:07:13Sit here in the morning, sit here late at night,
01:07:22I wish I was doing something, there's always something just different.
01:07:29If I was a bird, I'd fly from this place.
01:07:36If I was a bird, I'd be near, and I'd never see your face.
01:07:44I think I'd get along, I think I'd get...
01:07:50This is too cheesy. Is this way too cheesy?
01:07:53This is not like me, eh? To do this?
01:08:26It's not like me.
01:08:28It's not like me.
01:08:32You're a bird.
01:08:37I would dig into the 김밥.
01:08:37It's a good one.
01:08:40What is thebli?
01:08:40I'm gonna go to the Hercule.
01:08:41At the end of this place,
01:08:51it's usually one more day.
01:08:51I'm gonna go to the Hercule.
01:08:59Ah, you cocksucker mother fucker.
01:09:01That scary?
01:09:03If I come out like that?
01:09:04The yellow glove for some reason seems menacing.
01:09:07I don't know why.
01:09:08When I took it from upstairs, I was like, this is what you wear when you go to kill
01:09:11somebody.
01:09:11Because it seems like the cleaner.
01:09:16Ah, you got a little more glove.
01:09:21And this shirt might be too neon green.
01:09:23Look at that.
01:09:23Extended family as bears.
01:09:28Is that too weird?
01:09:31You got to picture all this stuff stained with blood.
01:09:36Oh.
01:09:39Do I seem crazy to you at all?
01:09:41What?
01:09:41He thinks you're crazy.
01:09:42I don't know.
01:09:45I don't seem crazy, do I?
01:09:47No, you don't.
01:09:48You're not crazy, although you say wacky things.
01:09:51I think, I don't know why you do that.
01:09:52I think you do it just for a fact.
01:09:55That's what Owen thinks too.
01:09:56Well, what do you do?
01:09:57Like, I mean, these things come out of the ether.
01:10:00Like, what's that?
01:10:01It's like completely decontextualized.
01:10:03Like, what is that?
01:10:05I don't know.
01:10:05I was just thinking about it.
01:10:06I was reading a book about...
01:10:09Well, what does crazy mean?
01:10:10Crazy technically means when you lose your ability to tell the difference between your thoughts
01:10:15and reality.
01:10:17That's what crazy means.
01:10:20When you lose your reality test.
01:10:24Right?
01:10:26See, yeah.
01:10:26Yeah.
01:10:28You're kind of a wild guy.
01:10:32I'm just wondering why you're praying, but, like, where did that come from?
01:10:36I don't know.
01:10:37Well, do you think you're crazy?
01:10:39No.
01:10:39I don't think I'm crazy.
01:10:42I don't know why I'm asking.
01:11:14Had to burn my notebooks.
01:11:43You may have to put these in yourself.
01:11:46At the end?
01:11:50I'll render them, but...
01:12:27Are you still here?
01:12:28Yeah, sorry, I'm just here early.
01:12:29Okay, come on in.
01:12:31Thanks, man.
01:14:32Hey, Charles.
01:15:17Hey, we're shooting a project for Mr. Muldoon.
01:15:20Wow.
01:15:21Good luck.
01:15:23We're not going yet.
01:15:25Sorry.
01:15:28Okay.
01:15:37Okay.
01:15:38Okay.
01:15:42Okay.
01:15:53Okay.
01:17:11Josh, hey.
01:17:18Let go of my hand, dude.
01:17:27It's okay.
01:17:28I'm only here for the bad guys.
01:17:30Owen?
01:17:31Owen!
01:17:38Hey, Owen!
01:17:40Let's go!
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:42Hey!
01:17:43Owen!
01:17:44Let's go!
01:17:44Down!
01:17:44What the fuck are you doing?
01:17:45Owen!
01:17:47Owen!
01:17:52Owen!
01:17:53Owen!
01:17:54Owen!
01:17:56Owen!
01:18:14What are you doing?
01:18:16It's me!
01:18:39Let's go!
01:18:45Let's go!
01:18:47Stay running away from his fears
01:18:53Not coming back
01:18:55Not today
01:19:01Don't tell me
01:19:04Come a man I've ever been
01:19:08Did you see?
01:19:13See who's coming after me
01:19:16Don't tell me
01:19:21Come a man I've ever been
01:19:24Did you see?
01:19:28Did you see?
01:19:30Did you see?
01:19:30See who's coming after me
01:19:32Did you see?
01:19:40See who's coming after me
01:19:47I've ever been
01:19:50Creeping
01:19:51Taking a pee in my life
01:19:56Finding a space that could silently enter
01:20:04Gone for a long lonely drive
01:20:12Don't tell me
01:20:17Come a man I've ever been
01:20:20Did you see?
01:20:24Did you see?
01:20:26See who's coming after me
01:20:29Don't tell me
01:20:31Come a man I've ever been
01:20:36Did you see?
01:20:41See who's coming after me
01:20:44Did you see?
01:20:47See who's coming after me
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