00:01It's been a lot of years, Captain. Long time to stay away.
00:04Well, somebody sort of disappeared, half of everybody.
00:07And with them, half of the Avengers as well.
00:10Catching up is imperative to assisting the remaining Avengers.
00:18Okay, a lot has happened and we don't have much time, so hang tight.
00:23So there's this guy. His name's Iron Man. He flies around shooting lasers.
00:27There's a Hulk and a god who ends up being best friends with a rabbit.
00:31What? Captain America is still alive? Sweet! Black Widow killing it. Yes! Avengers!
00:36So they're fighting this purple guy over the universe, and he won and...
00:40Not here.
00:44Anyway, that's just part of what you missed. Let's move on to food.
00:48What could change with food? Food is food.
00:51Captain, I don't mean to alarm you, but we have been waging battle against gluten for years.
00:55It's an unwinnable war.
00:57Gluten? What is that?
01:00Pasta. Bread. Both?
01:03We don't really know. That's part of the battle.
01:06And to complicate things further, you can't just eat food anymore.
01:09You have to snap a picture and then share it with your friends.
01:13Is that guacamole on bread?
01:15Yes. But at twice the price.
01:18I'm gonna get so many legs.
01:19Wow, the lines to get photos developed must be insane.
01:23Now, let's talk tech.
01:26Cell phones went from big to small to big again, and now they let you video chat while turning your
01:31face into a puppy.
01:33I'll stick with my pager.
01:34Embrace the future, Captain.
01:37Case in point?
01:39Follow me.
01:41Our cars have changed, too.
01:43The new e-tron fleet vehicles are unlike anything you've seen before.
01:47All electric powered, nearly instant torque.
01:50Can it fly?
01:51With the right driver, just about.
01:53All it needs is a quick charge.
01:57Not anymore.
02:01Buckle up, Goose.
02:05Oh, where'd the cat come from?
02:07I wouldn't do that.
02:14Captain, speed limits are still a thing.
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