00:01Daily Bats
00:03I choose you
00:06As Jake
00:09Say my name so my powers
00:11Will become yours
00:14Shazam
00:15Are you for real?
00:17Say the key!
00:20Say my name
00:25Shemaya!
00:36It's crazy, right?
00:37What are your superpowers?
00:39Superpowers, dude?
00:39I don't even know how to pee in this thing
00:44This is proof of authenticity
00:47Super strength
00:50Electricity manipulation
00:53Hyperspeed
00:54I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer, please
01:06His name
01:08Is Captain Sparklefingers
01:10No, it's not
01:11It's not my name
01:13Chosen one
01:15You're like a bad guy, right?
01:18You literally did the opposite
01:20Of what a superhero is supposed to do
01:23You're him
01:25You're the hero
01:27You're welcome for not getting robbed
01:30My bad guy
01:31Get him back in!
01:34How old are you?
01:35Basically 15
01:41Dude, did you see that?
01:48Yeah, you electrocuted a bus
01:49And almost killed these people
01:50And then I caught it!
01:55Only tall buildings in a single bound
01:59I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
02:01I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
02:02I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
02:02I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
02:02I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
02:02I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
02:04I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
02:04I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
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