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Full Episode of The Fraternity
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00:00Strike.
00:02Hey, flaccid face, you got a humiliation kink?
00:05All right, that's a big swing energy, baby.
00:08Come on.
00:09Dude could not hit water if he thought of a boat these days.
00:12Be careful, loser.
00:14Don't want to hurt yourself striking out.
00:21There we go.
00:22Come on, come on.
00:23That was for you, Trouble.
00:24Why don't you go chase that ball down?
00:26I'll sign it for you.
00:29But where the hell did that come from?
00:32Like, who the hell did that come from?
00:35Now, gentlemen, I think I found my boys in a lucky charm.
01:14Hey, it's Harley, right?
01:20Yeah, you.
01:22I just wanted to say...
01:28Stop staring at me.
01:31Oh, I wasn't.
01:33Picturing me naked?
01:34Yeah, right.
01:35You know, I should really charge you for that.
01:40Pervert.
01:47Nice work, Harley.
01:49Teacher's pit.
02:01I'm not interested in you or your date.
02:05Guessing you're below average in everything.
02:08Dumb jocks aren't my type.
02:21Good news.
02:23I think I found the guest of honor for tomorrow's loser party.
02:29Tara, I already told you, I'm not going.
02:32Harley.
02:33What?
02:34Aren't you sick of spending every Saturday night in your dorm doing homework?
02:38Yes.
02:39Aren't you tired of chasing after boys from afar?
02:42Well, obviously, but...
02:44Do you or do you not want the classic college experience?
02:48I do.
02:49I do.
02:50Well, this is it, babe.
02:52It doesn't get more classic than the Baseball Frats Annual Loser Party.
02:56You can go and you can watch some dorky freshman get crowned king loser.
03:01You can play beer pong.
03:02You can do a keg stand.
03:04You can even lose your V card to a hottie with a stiff back.
03:08Oh, gross.
03:09Baseball guys are the worst.
03:11They're self-absorbed.
03:13They are moronic.
03:15They have great asses.
03:17I mean, have you seen Kai Rydels?
03:19Oh, to die for.
03:23I think I just heard my name.
03:29What do you want?
03:32Listen, I was just thinking.
03:34Oh, wow.
03:35I didn't think you knew how.
03:39I think we got off on the wrong foot.
03:42How about a truce?
03:44Come to the Alpha House danger tomorrow.
03:47It'll be really fun.
03:48Pass.
03:49We'll be there.
03:53Well.
03:59Hopefully I'll see you there.
04:00I'll see you there.
04:11Traitor.
04:13I have a shift at the cafeteria tomorrow anyway.
04:15Colin's sick.
04:16I need the money.
04:17It's just one day, sweetie.
04:18You said you wanted fun.
04:19I'm giving you fun.
04:22You can make me later.
04:44You know what, bro?
04:45I think you need to focus more on your game and less on dunking on some random nerd.
04:50Postseason starts in a few weeks.
04:51Look, dude, I think you're just pissed that you owe me another hundred dollars.
04:54Because I found the biggest loser on campus.
04:57Four years running.
04:58Thank you very much.
04:59It's not it.
05:01Yeah, but it's always hazing one of the Russian players.
05:05That's a random girl.
05:07No, but it's more than that, no?
05:08Ever since last semester, all that shit that went down with your dad.
05:11Look, I know.
05:12You've been in a slump.
05:13Jesus.
05:14Feeling out of classes.
05:15Getting into fights.
05:16Look, I don't want to talk about that right now.
05:18It's a fucking party, all right?
05:19Will you give me a break?
05:21Talk to a girl or something?
05:23I can try.
05:29Oh.
05:32Babe.
05:33I love you, but you need to loosen up.
05:35What?
05:36Enjoy yourself.
05:37Enjoy Kai while you're at it.
05:40He made it plenty clear he's not interested.
05:43Well, maybe that's because you almost bit his head off when he tried inviting you to his party.
05:51Oh.
05:53Has anyone ever told you that you'll catch more flies with honey?
05:56Can't I aim higher than flies?
05:58Ugh.
05:59Speak of the she-devil.
06:00There she is.
06:03Okay.
06:05Okay, I'm going to get a drink.
06:07Be nice.
06:08I'm going to try.
06:12I'm good.
06:14You came.
06:15Guess you're not used to making girls do that, huh?
06:18Oh.
06:21No, he's not.
06:22But me on the other hand, you know.
06:24Fuck off.
06:34You're a whole lot of trouble, aren't you?
06:39That attitude of yours, does it have an off button?
06:42No.
06:43And even if it did, I highly doubt you could find it.
06:55Is that a challenge?
07:06What?
07:08You're looking a little flushed.
07:12You want a drink?
07:21Oh my God, what is this, rubbing alcohol?
07:23It's vodka.
07:25You really don't get out much, do you?
07:28Ever even been to a party?
07:30Not really.
07:32Teachers' pets don't usually warn an invite.
07:36Well, lucky for you, I get out plenty.
07:38So why don't you let me, uh, show you a good time.
07:43Not like that.
07:47Unless.
07:53Look, I said truce.
07:55And I meant it.
07:58Friends?
08:18That was, I have to say, that was horrible.
08:21And I thought you said you wanted to be a doctor.
08:23You're gonna have to do better than that.
08:25Okay.
08:25Okay, this is it.
08:26This is the one.
08:31I'm so sorry, sir.
08:33I don't think he's going to make it.
08:37Hopefully it's not too late to get off the pre-med track, because that was, I mean, you were smiling.
08:42Wait, you were making a funny face.
08:44That's just my face.
08:45No, it's not.
08:53What do you say we go on a walk real quick, get some fresh air?
08:57Aw, leaving already, baby?
09:01I'm not your baby anymore, because we broke up.
09:04You remember that?
09:06And you're still not over it.
09:09Humiliating losers, just to impress me.
09:12A romantic gesture, sure, but I'd rather just fuck.
09:16Humiliating?
09:17What is she talking about?
09:19Nothing.
09:21Wait.
09:23She doesn't know.
09:25Oh.
09:27This is going to be good.
09:28Here, as Alpha, sweetheart, why don't you let me do the honors?
09:31Mallory, don't.
09:40Excuse me.
09:41Hello.
09:42Excuse me.
09:44Everyone, listen up.
09:46Instead of a king loser this year, we'll be crowning a queen instead.
09:54Harley Wilson!
09:56Woo!
09:57Woo!
10:01Congrats, loser.
10:04Loser!
10:04Loser!
10:06You even beat out the weirdo who brings his pet rat to class.
10:10Cheers to you.
10:14Oh, is her majesty going to cry?
10:17I thought you'd be happy to finally get some attention.
10:21And thanks to Kai for finding this year's queen.
10:30Mallory, get the fuck out of here.
10:32So this is why you invited me here?
10:35To humiliate me?
10:39It's kind of ironic, don't you think?
10:42You crowning me queen loser?
10:45When you suck at school, you suck even worse at baseball, at least lately.
10:52So if I'm queen loser this semester, what does that make you?
10:57Emperor?
10:58Supreme?
11:08The man, the myth, the disappointment.
11:20Hey, it wasn't me, it was that stupid eye.
11:23What?
11:23You know what I like with me, but I don't...
11:26Hey, shake it off.
11:27Okay?
11:29I'm fucking fine, guys.
11:33Why would I care about what some...
11:36loser thinks of me?
11:46Harley, wait!
11:48Okay.
11:49I am so sorry for making you come to this.
11:51That is my bad.
11:52Second of all...
11:54Holy shit, Harley!
11:56That was amazing.
11:58You just eviscerated his ass.
12:00Oh, I'm not done with him.
12:02Not even close.
12:18Oh, fuck.
12:25Careful, loser.
12:27Don't want to hurt yourself striking out.
12:36See that one, Trouble?
12:37That one's for you.
12:39Why don't you go fetch that ball for me?
12:40I'll sign it for you, all right?
12:46Where the hell did that come from?
12:49Like, who the hell did that come from?
12:52Now, gentlemen, I think I found our boy's new lucky charm.
12:58Yeah, if that's true, we need to keep her around in the postseason.
13:00She pisses him off, takes her out on the field, we win.
13:04Yeah, but how the hell are we going to get them in the same room?
13:06They hate each other.
13:08Well, I have an idea.
13:11Yeah.
13:14Wait, wait, wait.
13:15Let me get this straight.
13:16You want me to hang around the baseball house
13:19to annoy the shit out of Kai because it makes him play better?
13:25Did someone take a bat to all your heads?
13:27No, I'm serious.
13:28Why would you think I would want to do anything to help him?
13:34Actually, I want him to suffer.
13:35I know.
13:36I know.
13:37But in exchange, we're going to give you the full Miss Congeniality college glow-up.
13:42All right, make you cool, take you to the parties, get you laid.
13:48Plus, we're going to pay you, so.
13:51I don't want your money.
13:53Oh, come on.
13:54We see you washing dishes in the cafeteria.
13:57Trust me, this will be way more fun than that.
13:59You guys must really be desperate, huh?
14:02I mean, come on, it's a win-win.
14:04You get to torture your sworn enemy
14:06and become the most fuckable girl on campus.
14:09What else do you want from us?
14:11A choreographed dance?
14:13A striptease?
14:14Couldn't hurt.
14:17Atta girl.
14:19What do you say?
14:23I'm not cheap.
14:26Sixty.
14:26An hour.
14:30Worth every penny.
14:36Oh, and, uh, Kai?
14:38Kai, Kai can never, ever find out about this.
14:45Founded by me.
14:46So when do I start?
14:48Now.
14:49It's glow-up time, baby.
14:51Woo!
15:01This is all stuff girls have left here?
15:06What?
15:06This box is big.
15:09What can I say, man?
15:10I mean, I don't want to just hit home runs on the field.
15:13Okay.
15:13I don't know about this.
15:14Look, if you don't want to, you don't have to.
15:16You're smart, you're funny, and you are a loser.
15:21I mean, it's the truth.
15:23It's tough love, sweetheart.
15:25But you raise your hand every single time the teacher asks a question.
15:28I mean, you practically live at the library.
15:31And I don't know about you guys, but, uh, I've never seen you at a single party.
15:36So, yeah, you're a loser.
15:39But you don't have to be.
15:57Okay, let's do this.
16:09Really?
16:13I don't even drink the...
16:15Okay, all right!
16:19Sorry.
16:20I don't know.
16:22And I don't want to miss a shot.
16:27Adrenaline.
16:28So give it everything that you've got.
16:32I mean, I would.
16:40You look perfect.
16:45I'm just saying, man.
16:46She has no idea what she's talking about.
16:48I'm not washed up.
16:51No.
16:52Obviously, you're not.
16:53But you are obsessed with her.
16:57I'm not obsessed with her.
16:58I'm pissed.
17:00But it is undeniable.
17:01She's done wonders for your game.
17:04What are you talking about?
17:06Nothing.
17:07He is just messing with you.
17:09Ugh!
17:09Can we stop talking about the Queen Loser?
17:11She's a pathetic know-it-all who dresses like the Virgin Mary.
17:16Who's gone next game?
17:22Wow.
17:23You are a glutton for punishment, honey.
17:26It's going to take a lot more than a push-up bra and a bad blowout for you to get
17:29your photo taken down.
17:30I don't know.
17:32I think she looks good.
17:38What are you doing here?
17:40I invited her, actually.
17:42I wanted to, you know, make it up to her for the other night.
17:45Well, as president of this fraternity, I am officially uninvited you.
17:51So, please, leave.
17:59I'll tell you what.
18:02I'll play you for it.
18:03I win.
18:04I stay.
18:05Are you deaf?
18:06He's not interested.
18:07No, you're on.
18:08Trouble.
18:09Ooh!
18:26Can I get a rack?
18:28I mean, uh...
18:30I mean, I meant a re-rack.
18:32Can I get a re-rack, please?
18:46Great shot.
18:49All that talk, and you can't seem to walk the walk, huh?
18:53Beer pong's a skill for primates.
18:55Doesn't make it any less useful.
19:03Give me your arm.
19:14I'm gripping it way too tight.
19:15It should just float right out of your fingers.
19:18Higher the arc.
19:20Softer the land.
19:22Breathe.
19:25Focus.
19:26And shoot.
19:30Look at that.
19:38Welcome to college.
19:46What's wrong, Slyther?
19:48You look a little fleshed.
19:49Am I...
19:50Am I pissing you off?
19:56No, I was just looking at your makeup.
19:58It's looking pretty clownish.
19:59Mm.
20:00Clownish?
20:01Like...
20:01Like your dating history?
20:03Mm-hmm.
20:03Sweetheart.
20:04I don't think you could find what I like with a map.
20:09So...
20:11Why don't you tell me why you're really here?
20:14I told you.
20:16King invited me.
20:17Bullshit.
20:17You came here to torture me, just like you did on the field the other day.
20:22Well...
20:23I got news for you.
20:25I got a very high pain tolerance.
20:27I could do this all day.
20:30Oh.
20:32Then I'll make sure not to hold back.
20:44You know, I'm actually very surprised that you came back after what happened.
20:49Just couldn't resist me, huh?
20:54Well...
20:55I'm also sorry to say that there's not much here for you.
20:58Not for me, or the other guys.
21:04You're right.
21:06You have no idea what I want.
21:27Get on.
21:28Don't you, Derek.
21:30Oh, my...
21:31Hey, guys, what are you up to?
21:34Just throw it.
21:35Yo, what is she doing here, guys?
21:36Yo, man.
21:37Hey, get in on this, man.
21:38Harley is whooping Trey's ass.
21:40Yeah, I am.
21:41Oh, she's not, dude.
21:43Shit!
21:43Yes!
21:44Let's go!
21:46Hey, our girl's a beast!
21:48So what, she just fucking lives here now, or what?
21:50I mean, why not, bro?
21:51She sure is welcome in my bed.
21:54What's wrong, Kai?
21:56You look mad.
21:57I thought you said you could do this all day.
22:00Ooh.
22:02Let's see how you handle the king.
22:04You're so odd.
22:12Dude, I think it's working.
22:14I'll believe that when I see it in the batter's box.
22:27Hey, Harley.
22:29Hoping you drop by practice later.
22:31He's already playing better, but we think with you there, it might motivate him even more.
22:37My pleasure.
22:39You're the best.
22:46What?
22:48Oh, nothing.
22:50Just wondering when my best friend started living every girl on campus' dream.
22:54Oh.
22:55My baby's all grown up and having fun, finally.
22:59It's no big deal.
23:00I'm just helping them out.
23:01Apparently when I give Kai shit, it makes him play better.
23:04They set him as good luck charm or whatever.
23:07Oh, my God.
23:08What?
23:11He likes you.
23:12Duh!
23:13You're kidding, right?
23:15Did you black out at that party?
23:17He literally bullied me.
23:18Emotionally repressed men are always mean to the girls they like.
23:21It has been that way since the dawn of time.
23:23Yeah, well, not this time.
23:25Don't be so sure.
23:31Oh, King, where's my bat?
23:33Seen it?
23:35Where the fuck is my bat, man?
23:38It's this one, right?
23:41Trey invited me.
23:44Jesus Christ.
23:45Is anywhere safe from you?
23:47Guys, we don't need a bat girl.
23:49You're so touchy about your bat.
23:51What are you doing here?
23:53You think I need another dork heckling me?
23:56Well, not everything's about you, you know?
23:58I told Trey how I used to play.
23:59He said he'd help me with my swing.
24:04Yeah.
24:06That's right.
24:08Really.
24:10No heckling this time.
24:39That's the best you got, slugger.
24:53Let's go!
24:56Easy out.
24:58I didn't realize I was in the presence of an expert.
25:01Where should I be hitting it?
25:03Deep in the hole.
25:05Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
25:06I meant between shortstop and third base.
25:09Why don't you come out here and show me?
25:11Hot shot?
25:20It's time to put up or shut up.
25:26Why don't you show me how you swing?
25:29Trouble.
25:50Ugh.
25:51Strike one.
25:53You know, I think this is going to be worse than I thought.
25:55How about a few hands-on tips?
25:57No.
25:58Hands off.
25:59Dang, bro.
26:00You jealous?
26:01Of course not.
26:02Just want to see her fail on her own.
26:04I know what I'm doing.
26:12Are you sure you don't want to call it a day?
26:15This is getting pretty depressing.
26:30I brought you an ice pack.
26:34I'm fine.
26:37You hit like a girl, by the way.
26:38Hmm.
26:39So pretty hard, then?
26:45I'm fine.
26:45I'm fine.
26:53Geez.
26:53Don't be such a baby.
26:57You can say thank you at any time.
26:59Thank you for what?
27:00Turning batting practice into target practice?
27:02Hmm.
27:08Do you want me to stop?
27:13No.
27:30Oh, my God, baby!
27:31You're hurt!
27:32Give me that!
27:35Jesus, Mallory, what are you...
27:37Why are you here right now?
27:37I came as soon as I heard.
27:39Why?
27:39Because I'm Alpha's sweetheart.
27:41I need to make sure that my boys are okay.
27:47I need to make sure that my boys are okay.
27:48You can go.
28:09Whoa!
28:10Where are you going?
28:12I almost broke his collarbone. I think he said enough for the day.
28:15Well, how about a little study session after class tomorrow?
28:19He's got someone else to help him.
28:20Come on. I mean, uh, how about a little overtime pay?
28:29Okay.
28:33Oi, golden boy. Since when do you study?
28:36I don't. But we've got a huge game on Friday. We need to up the ante, get them together alone.
28:47Should I study?
28:56Let me guess. Henry invited you.
28:59Yeah. Study session.
29:01Well, he's not here, so...
29:05So, I'll wait.
29:23You mind?
29:25Let me guess. My essay sucks. I'm an idiot.
29:28With nothing between my ears except for packing peanuts. Right?
29:34The potency of the tragedy in Sophocles' Antigone is derived not from traditional right versus wrong,
29:42but rather a more complicated right versus right.
29:45Tension without relief that yields unsolvable turmoil.
29:50Hmm.
29:52Here I thought you would be mixing up Athena and Hera.
29:55Sorry to disappoint.
29:58You know, you're pretty smart when you apply yourself.
30:01Why do you settle for deeds?
30:03I'm not settling.
30:05I've just been distracted.
30:07By what?
30:09Nothing.
30:10Just stupid family shit.
30:13With my dad.
30:20And it seems as though I have this crazy stalker who won't leave me alone.
30:23What do you reckon I do about her?
30:29For someone whose batting average is below 200 this season, you're pretty full of yourself.
30:34For somebody who claims to have played, you can't hit worth a damn.
30:37I hit just fine. You have a bruise to prove it.
30:41Your form is fucked.
30:43It is not.
30:44It is too.
30:49Stand up.
30:57First things first.
30:59You should use your shoulders as a guide, like looking down the barrel of a gun.
31:04You can touch your chin, your shoulder.
31:17Now when you swing, you shouldn't release too early.
31:23It should be one perfect motion.
31:32Good girl.
31:34Just like that.
31:38Good girl.
31:45Well, that's what I was saying.
31:47Sorry we're late.
31:48We're, um, just...
31:51What's up?
31:52We interrupted?
31:53No.
31:54No, no, no, no.
31:55Not at all.
31:55I was just leaving.
31:57Actually.
32:06Hi, Harley.
32:12What was that?
32:14It's nothing.
32:27So, Kai likes you now, huh?
32:29What?
32:30No, no.
32:31Relax.
32:32We're going to use it to our advantage.
32:33I think I'm a little jealous.
32:36Guys.
32:36All you have to do is come to the toad party tonight with one of us.
32:40He'll think we're trying to get with you.
32:42He'll be pissed.
32:43Then I'll happily do the honors.
32:46Not you, idiot.
32:47He would never take you seriously.
32:49Or me.
32:50So, it's got to be you, big man.
32:52Guys, there's no way.
32:53Okay?
32:54He doesn't like me like that.
32:55But trust us, he's going to hate this.
33:00So, what do you say, Harley?
33:02Do you want to be my date?
33:22I can't believe you scored an Alpha Toga party invite.
33:26These things are legendary.
33:28Oh, my God.
33:29You're a groupie.
33:30Oh, well, you're one to talk.
33:34Well, hello, beautiful.
33:36Harley.
33:37King.
33:39Tara.
33:39Tara.
33:40King.
33:41Hi.
33:41How about a little grapple for the goddess?
33:45Let's go over here.
33:52So, college parties, is it like you're supposed to be?
33:57Um, decidedly not.
33:59Oh.
34:01But thank you for inviting me.
34:04For everything.
34:05Really.
34:07I know I can be pretty rough around the edges.
34:10You kind of have to be.
34:11When everyone's going around calling you a loser.
34:14But I don't have a ton of friends.
34:16Besides Tara.
34:18And who knows if King will ever give her back.
34:24Yeah, I don't know.
34:26I know I was just in this for the money at first.
34:29But it's been so nice having you guys in my corner.
34:34Which is why I feel really bad letting you guys down.
34:40I can't do the fake dating.
34:42I can't.
34:43I don't.
34:45I don't want to fuck with him anymore.
34:47Oh, you're a good person, Harley.
34:50Deal or not.
34:51It's been nice having you around.
34:53Yeah?
34:54Yes.
35:04Hey, man.
35:05Jesus.
35:06What the fuck is this?
35:08What the fuck is it?
35:09Kai, chill.
35:10I'm not going to fucking chill.
35:11We were having a conversation.
35:12Well, we're going to have a conversation now.
35:14So let's go.
35:20Why the fuck is Horley still hanging around?
35:22I don't know.
35:23Maybe because it's actually nice having her here.
35:25Unlike you.
35:26You actually expect me to believe that you're interested in some pathetic,
35:29skanky flop.
35:30You have to bench that bitch.
35:32Or you can just leave.
35:35Huh.
35:36So you're all losers.
35:38Got it.
35:39You deserve each other.
35:40What the fuck?
36:01I don't know.
36:02I don't know.
36:08I don't know, but that's a-
36:16I guess that's real shit.
36:22What are you doing? Stop!
36:24Look, this shit isn't cute, okay? I don't want you flirting with my teammates. Do you understand?
36:28I wasn't-
36:32Wait, why do you care?
36:34I don't.
36:38You're lying.
36:40You're jealous. Oh my god.
36:43No, I'm not fucking jealous, okay? You're driving me crazy, okay? You're everywhere. You're in my- you're in my
36:48house. You're on my field. You're in my fucking dreams.
36:52You- you dream about me?
37:01Every night.
37:13Are you sure it's not a nightmare?
37:36Are you sure it's not a nightmare?
37:39You should've known.
37:40Oh, just shut up and kiss me.
37:55Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Um, I've never- I'm a virgin.
38:03Oh.
38:04Well, we don't have to do anything. We can stop right now.
38:06No, I- I want to.
38:09Just...
38:10Go slow.
38:14No fastballs.
38:15Oh!
38:16Oh my god.
38:19Whip!
38:22TÔT
38:22to
38:37of
39:14You know, I don't think I've ever seen you speechless before.
39:18I'm surprised.
39:23What's wrong?
39:25Nothing, nothing.
39:27I just, um...
39:29I guess I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
39:31For you to put another crown on my head and call me a loser again.
39:35Harley.
39:36What's...
39:38Harley the Harlot, get your ass out here!
39:40What the hell are you doing here, Mallory?
39:42Get out.
39:43So it is true.
39:44You are their little whore.
39:46What are you talking about?
39:47Tell him.
39:48Tell him how the boys are paying you to hang around them and motivate him.
39:54Is that true?
39:57Not exactly.
39:59It's not a big deal, okay?
40:01We just...
40:02We noticed that you played a lot better the more she pissed you off.
40:06She's been like your good luck charm, bro.
40:08So, yeah, we paid her to...
40:10To heckle me?
40:11On and off the field?
40:14And you knew about this?
40:16Yes.
40:18But I didn't...
40:19But what?
40:19So all that, you fucking me, was just you fucking with me?
40:22No!
40:24Okay, yes, when this first started, I wanted to...
40:27I don't know, give you a taste of your own medicine.
40:29But I didn't think that...
40:30No, no, no, enough.
40:31And you guys, you had such little faith in me that you thought I needed a good luck charm?
40:35Well, fuck you!
40:36Man, I don't need her, dude.
40:37The stats don't lie.
40:38Bro, she's good for you.
40:39We were just trying to...
40:40Trying to what?
40:41Piss me off?
40:41Well, it fucking worked.
40:44And you.
40:46Congrats on losing your virginity for money.
40:48I hope you feel good about yourself.
40:50Fuck you!
40:55Fuck you!
41:13All right.
41:14Here we go.
41:24So, I guess it wasn't just Harley?
41:28No, no, it was.
41:30But it wasn't because he hated her.
41:32It's because he liked her.
41:35We fucked it, boys.
41:38Now we need to fix it.
41:56You should go.
42:00You know, every time you've encouraged me to go to the Alpha House, I leave feeling like I got the
42:05shit kicked out of me.
42:06Yeah, well, sometimes life means getting the shit kicked out of you.
42:11It doesn't mean you stop living.
42:15You know, you're not the only one owed an apology.
42:20You need to make this right.
42:32Hello?
42:36What the fuck?
42:41Kai?
42:42What are you two doing here right now?
42:43You shouldn't be here.
42:43You know that.
42:44The boy said you wanted to talk to me.
42:46What?
42:47They said you wanted to talk to me.
42:50Actually, there's, uh, one last thing we lied about.
42:58That's for drugging me.
43:02Congratulations, Mallory!
43:04You've been demoted from sweetheart to new queen loser!
43:09Fuck you guys.
43:15As much as I loved that, as far as apologies go.
43:19I don't know why you're looking at me.
43:21What about my apology?
43:23You ever think about that?
43:24I'm sorry about this.
43:27What are you doing?
43:28Come on, guys!
43:28Oh, hey!
43:29Hey!
43:32What the fuck?
43:35We fucked up, you know?
43:36We're the real king losers.
43:38But we did it with good intention, all right?
43:40Yeah.
43:40All we wanted to do was get Kai out of his slump.
43:43All right.
43:43And show Harley a good time.
43:45Well, not like that, bro.
43:46She's yours.
43:47She's not mine.
43:47I'm not his!
43:48Which is why we need you to talk.
43:51So, talk.
44:01Well.
44:05I guess they weren't wrong about what they said the other day.
44:12How you're good for me.
44:17What do you mean?
44:20My dad left last summer.
44:24Just packed up and took off.
44:28Didn't even leave a note.
44:31Then, I don't know.
44:32Just, everything just went to shit.
44:36Baseball, school.
44:40Everything.
44:43Nothing made me feel better.
44:47Not until I started fighting with you.
44:54Well, you're, you're good for me too, I guess.
45:01I had closed myself off to everything.
45:06My life.
45:08It was boring.
45:10No fun.
45:11I thought I wanted it that way.
45:14That is until I started fighting with you.
45:23Carly, I'm really sorry about everything.
45:27I'm sorry too.
45:29Truth.
45:31For real, the son.
45:36Friends.
45:40No.
45:41I don't want to be your friend.
45:50I want to be your boyfriend.
45:56Boyfriend, huh?
45:59Guess I finally did make it to the big leagues.
46:07Hey!
46:08Woo!
46:09Oh, yeah!
46:12Woo!
46:13Come on!
46:16Finally!
46:17So, does this mean you're gonna be his good luck charm for the postseason?
46:22Maybe.
46:23What's in it for me?
46:25This.
46:26Oh.
46:28Yeah!
46:30We knew this.
46:44Up at home plate, Kai Rydell.
46:48Here comes the first pitch, and...
46:52Swing, better-better!
46:55What a swing!
46:57Deep into left field, and...
46:59It's out of here!
47:01Woo!
47:03Woo!
47:04Woo!
47:05Woo!
47:05Woo!
47:06Woo!
47:09We did it, boys!
47:11We're the fucking champions!
47:13Woo!
47:14To Harley, our lucky charm!
47:21We could not have done it without you, trouble.
47:33Now, if I'm not mistaken, we promised you something.
47:37And, you know, the alpha house always pays its debts.
47:40Nope.
47:41I don't.
47:48Oh, wow.
47:50Oh, it's happening.
47:52Oh, it's happening!
47:54Oh!
47:55Oh, wow!
47:56Oh, it's happening!
47:56Oh, it's happening!
47:59Oh!
47:59Oh!
48:00Oh, my God!
48:21Oh!
48:27Oh, my dear!
48:31Oh, my dear!
48:32I'm sick!
48:33Oh.
48:34Oh, my dear!
48:34Oh!
48:34Oh, my baby!
48:36Oh, my dear!
48:36Oh, my dear.
48:36I don't mind getting lost if you wanna find it whisper in my ear tell me everything you're thinking pour
48:42it like a shot let me taste what you're drinking
48:44you trace my lips with the back of your finger and every single touch just lingers and lingers
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