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Full Episode of Till Divorce Do Us Part
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00:01It's such a tacky wedding.
00:03My cousin has such bad taste.
00:05But at least that Jack Steel will be all mine.
00:07If anyone here objects to this union,
00:10please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:12Stop!
00:14Stop the wedding!
00:15Stop the wedding!
00:16What in God's name?
00:17Miss Everhart, my sincerest apologies.
00:18My name is Dominic Pettigrew.
00:19I come from the high court and it appears that your husband
00:20never signed his divorce papers.
00:22What?
00:22What?
00:23Your ex-husband, he never finalized the divorce.
00:27Which makes her...
00:28Which makes you.
00:28Which makes me...
00:29Still married.
00:32Mother!
00:33That's impossible.
00:34He never signed the papers, Miss.
00:37Honey, it's okay.
00:38I'm gonna fix this, okay?
00:39Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:58Ouch!
00:59Ouch!
00:59Get out!
01:00Get out of here!
01:00Someone get out of here!
01:01You lone friend!
01:02I knew you weren't good enough for my George!
01:03I promise I can make this better, I swear!
01:05My perfect cousin.
01:06She always ruins everything.
01:07But wait!
01:08Who are you married to?
01:10Jax, still...
01:23That was awesome.
01:25Yeah, not bad.
01:27I like your shark tooth.
01:29Oh, thanks.
01:30It's a milagra.
01:31Miracle in Spanish.
01:33It was given to me by a Navajo elder.
01:36Sharks represent courage, protection, and healing.
01:40Wanna fuck again?
01:42Sure.
01:43I know.
01:50Who the fuck?
01:53All right, all right.
01:55Keep your pants on.
02:00What the fuck?
02:01Do you mind?
02:03Oh, sorry.
02:05You know, it's for being so formal.
02:07That's my cue.
02:09Thanks for the quickie, stud.
02:10Some things never change.
02:12It's not a bad time to ask why you're in a wedding dress.
02:14I'm getting married.
02:16What?
02:17What do you mean you're getting married?
02:18Hell.
02:19Oh, wow.
02:20This place hasn't changed much since I left.
02:22Except this one's like ten times bigger than the old one.
02:25You impressed?
02:26Give me a break.
02:27You know I built Wild Man Media to win you back.
02:29That smooth operator shit doesn't work on me anymore.
02:32So what happened to you?
02:33Cake fight back?
02:33It's a long story.
02:38Oh my god, can you just get rid of those already?
02:41Come on.
02:42Admit it, we were a hell of a team.
02:43Climbing mountains, chasing storms, scaling volcanoes.
02:46I took the pictures, you wrote the story.
02:49Jax, we're still married.
02:50Holy shit, what?
02:53You didn't sign the papers.
02:58Papers?
02:59So I'm supposed to sign papers.
03:00Oh my god, are you ever going to grow up?
03:01It's like you're still in high school.
03:02Well, you always be enough in high school to marry me when we graduate.
03:04We're supposed to be divorced, Jax.
03:08You want to kiss me right now, don't you?
03:13That is husband abuse.
03:14Well, good thing you're not my husband.
03:16Apparently I am, Mrs. Steele.
03:17Well, that doesn't make me do it, actually.
03:18Does not.
03:19Does too.
03:19We are not the same people anymore, Jax.
03:22I want stability.
03:23A family.
03:24Peace.
03:25I want George.
03:26George?
03:27You like how curious he is about you?
03:28Does he love bananas?
03:29He's a loser.
03:29I know that.
03:30No, actually, he's sweet.
03:31Predictable.
03:33Safe.
03:33Code for boring.
03:35Admit it.
03:36You loved our life.
03:37You loved the rush.
03:38I hated worrying about you and your parties and girls.
03:40You loved me.
03:42You gave me no choice.
03:43I never stopped loving you.
03:44Well, I'm marrying another man now, and I need you to...
03:53Frusty.
03:54Don't.
03:57Sweet.
03:59You're...
03:59Crazy about you.
04:05Stop!
04:06No, I can't!
04:07What?
04:08You were just screwing another woman, like, five minutes ago, and then this?
04:10Right, but I don't care about her, right?
04:11This is you and me.
04:11No, I can't.
04:12This is a mistake.
04:13No, George is a mistake.
04:15No, he isn't.
04:16I love him, and I'm going to marry him.
04:18This...
04:18This didn't happen.
04:19Elle, come on.
04:20Sign the papers, Jax.
04:25Damn, you skunk.
04:29I'll take you down, and then I'll take Jax.
04:31Hey, I'll take you down, and I'll take you down here next week.
04:42Bigger, better, grand enough to erase the disaster that you made of the first one!
04:45Why don't we do something a little more quiet.
04:48Countryside wedding, instead...
04:49Ah!
04:49Oh, don't you dare!
04:51That whole fiasco is what anyone is talking about. If you think you can drag this family through the mud.
04:55Can you tell her, please?
04:57Maybe Mother's right, dear.
04:59George.
04:59There, even my son agrees. And that ex-husband of yours.
05:02If you want to marry my son, you will get rid of him.
05:05Don't worry, by the time I'm done with Jack Steel, he'll be begging for a divorce.
05:09George, you must do something about this Jack Steel.
05:12If this wedding collapses, you are out of the will.
05:14But Mother, he's bigger than me.
05:15Oh, for the love of God, man up!
05:23Excuse me, sir. Could I bother you to open this? I'm not strong enough.
05:28I'll see what I can do.
05:32There you are, dear.
05:35It's Bessie.
05:36...
05:49Elle? Elle, you need to tell me what is going on. Right now!
05:52Hi, honey. I'm so glad you're here.
05:53I decided I wanted to pool a little bit deeper, and I put some outdoor showers and four solid gold
05:57toilets.
05:59Oh, and our Rolls Royce yacht is coming later.
06:00What the hell? How are you paying for all that?
06:02Our joint credit card. You never closed it.
06:06Signing this, and the nightmare ends.
06:14I love your feistiness.
06:17Always have, always will.
06:32Hi, Snookums.
06:37Tuna casserole, your favorite.
06:39What the hell happened to my house?
06:40Well, you won't give me a divorce, so I thought I'd act like a wife.
06:43Come on.
06:44Sit down, silly Willie. My wifey's going to feed you.
06:48Open up.
06:49No, I'm not that good. Not bad.
06:52How is it?
06:54You like it?
06:55Mmm. It's delicious.
06:58Come on. Sit in my lap.
06:59Let's make it out there.
07:00You son of a...
07:02Hey, what the hell?
07:03Ah! Ah!
07:04Ah!
07:07My God!
07:09I am welcome that woman.
07:16Oh, honey. Look what I brought you.
07:20Come to dump those on my head, too?
07:21No. Actually, it's a peace offering.
07:24I heard about your gallery this evening, and I wanted to get you some good luck brownies.
07:28How thoughtful.
07:29Mm-hmm.
07:30You know the owner of Azarica Island will be there, too.
07:33Oh?
07:33I want to impress him, and I want to buy the island.
07:35You want to buy the island that we honeymoved?
07:37Mm-hmm.
07:41Mm.
07:44You still make the best brownies in the world.
07:45Enjoy.
07:45Bye-bye.
07:49Bye-bye.
07:51This is remarkable. I would like to add it into my collection.
07:54Oh, man. That's a great idea. This will look great on Azarica Island, yeah?
07:57Hmm.
07:57And speaking of...
08:01Excuse me, uh, one second.
08:06I'm so sorry. I'm back.
08:14Laxatives and the brownies.
08:15All this trick in the book.
08:18Jane, I don't know what to do.
08:20Oh, Elle, that sounds unbearable.
08:22It's like every time I push, he pulls me in closer.
08:24Every trick I try backfires on me.
08:27I don't want him.
08:28I want George.
08:30I don't know why he can't just let me go.
08:32It's like he's obsessed with me.
08:33You need a break.
08:34Let's grab a drink tomorrow night.
08:36We'll talk things through.
08:37I promise.
08:38We'll figure something out.
08:39Thanks, Jane.
08:41I'm sorry to burden you with all this drama.
08:42I mean, you're just the only one I can talk to.
08:44Of course, cuz.
08:46What is family for, if not for this?
08:54Why is he so obsessed with me?
08:57Always the star.
08:58Little Miss Perfect.
09:00But now, I'm gonna steal the love of your life.
09:08Then I'm gonna take yours.
09:13Thank you for meeting me here, Jane.
09:15I mean, with Agnes, Jax, George,
09:18I just really needed someone that I could talk to.
09:19Of course, Elle.
09:20Maybe there's a way to end this before it destroys you.
09:22What do you mean?
09:23Well, maybe Jax needs a distraction.
09:25Somebody to keep him busy.
09:27Then, poof, you're free.
09:28He signed the papers.
09:29And you'll get to marry George.
09:31What's your idea?
09:32Pimp out my ex?
09:32Well, maybe it doesn't have to be some stranger.
09:35Maybe it could be me.
09:37You.
09:37Think about it.
09:38I already know the family,
09:39so it wouldn't be this bizarre setup or anything like that.
09:41And I make him fall in love with me,
09:42and then he forgets you.
09:43You date Jax.
09:46If it meant helping you,
09:48absolutely.
09:49That's insane.
09:53But that just might work.
09:56You know what?
09:57Thank you, Jane.
09:59Did I ever tell you you're my best cousin ever?
10:01Okay, to cousins.
10:02To cousins.
10:06Yeah.
10:10And then,
10:11the mighty bangle's spot on its tail
10:13retreated into the night.
10:15Jax, you are truly remarkable.
10:16Well, as are you, my friend.
10:17But I've asked you here to discuss L.
10:18It is important.
10:19But first,
10:20shots.
10:21Bartender,
10:21four shots of tequila, please.
10:22I should probably stick my shot in A.
10:23I want you to be a tequila man.
10:24Bullshit.
10:25All men are tequila men.
10:28After all, we need to toast L, yeah?
10:29Of course.
10:30Cheers, man.
10:31Cheers.
10:35Oh, nice.
10:37Come on,
10:38Winterthorpey.
10:39Open your throat,
10:39shoot it down.
10:40Let me see a run.
10:40Come on.
10:43Yeah, go.
10:44Go.
10:44Go.
10:49I'm getting a warm feeling.
10:52Yeah?
10:53I like it.
10:54Bartender, another round.
10:55Another round, yes.
10:57Now, what was it you wanted to discuss?
11:00I can't remember.
11:03Cheers.
11:03Cheers.
11:10Oh, it's like a sock in the trial.
11:13I wrote this song last night.
11:14And it just keeps getting higher,
11:17higher.
11:19Is that a delightful minute?
11:21All right.
11:26All right, you're on your own from here on out.
11:28I love you.
11:29Man.
11:30Night, George.
11:31What a thought.
11:44Hello.
11:45Oh, I'm sorry.
11:46I was just...
11:47You're so beautiful.
11:48Yes, sir.
11:55I'll see you.
12:10I haven't been here since you left.
12:14this is where you proposed i thought it'd be nice to revisit good memories
12:19maybe better ones still i like to come here to think sometimes
12:26do you mind sure
12:32look jacks i've given us a lot of thought i really have but we just can't be together
12:40listen i know i was horrible al okay please that's all in the past george makes me happy
12:46now i can make you happy we were happy you know it
12:51remember senior year when we dp the whole school you were cruising around on roller skates oh my
12:57god the roller skates i had to run through the football field with the cops chasing you
13:04or when you hijacked the school announcements to sing me a love song on my birthday
13:07yeah i was suspended for a week totally worth it
13:21i just
13:26still clumsy still mine
13:32jackson
13:37jackson
13:388pm tonight be ready la bruge
13:41you mean a date
13:52jane
13:53hi
13:55what are you doing here
13:56i'll say you were meeting me here tonight
13:59jane listen
14:00you're wonderful
14:02but this is not right okay not for me
14:04of course it's right you just you haven't realized it yet
14:06jane no i do realize it and it's just it's not right
14:07you're just confused because of el but once you forget her
14:10could fall for me
14:12sorry i can't
14:13it's just dinner one dinner
14:14look you don't have to make any decisions tonight just give me a chance
14:18i can't give you what you want
14:23that's not going to go as planned but that's okay
14:25that's okay we're gonna next time jane i promise
14:26i know he'll come around
14:27he has to
14:28you'll see
14:29um i'll call you back okay
14:35hello you're from mrs everhard
14:37oh my god
14:39thank you
14:41jacks
14:45what's the office
14:47oh
14:49these are from jacks
14:50it's an inside joke from high school
14:53oh don't be like that
14:54why don't you skate with me come on it'll be fun
14:56no it's it's not exactly dignified people i mean it's a skate
14:59why do you want to just this once
15:01for me please
15:02all right
15:04let's go
15:06el i know what game
15:08hey daddy
15:09yeah
15:10sirio
15:11oopsies
15:13yeah
15:14all right see
15:15you got it don't go mad
15:17i love you george i really do
15:19sometime you've done it
15:25uh
15:26uh
15:27oh
15:28oh
15:28oh
15:28jacks i think
15:29hey jacks
15:31jake let's talk
15:34agnes will be really proud
15:39but what i'd really love to do is the andy's crossing
15:41i've done
15:41you have
15:43exquisite
15:44i'm so jealous
15:48the real question is
15:49what would you like to ask me
15:51would you like to dance
15:53yes
16:16i bet you won't kiss me
16:18i'll take that bet
16:29oh
16:35oh wait wait wait
16:36what
16:38let's wait
16:39what for
16:40i just uh
16:42i want to make it special
16:43really
16:44let's go to dinner tomorrow
16:45a nice place
16:46as a couple
16:46yeah
16:48okay
16:48yeah
16:49i don't know
17:09see you
17:36What's that, darling?
17:38He signed the papers.
17:40God, it's such brilliant news.
17:42We can finally get married.
17:44Yes, finally.
17:45Why don't we be so pleased.
17:47Let's go to dinner tonight to celebrate.
17:49Sure.
17:53Well, why would you want to hunt them personally?
17:54It's a very dignified small town.
17:59Oh, this is my good friend Jax.
18:00Hi, George.
18:02Hi, I'll.
18:02You must join us.
18:03What a marvelous coincidence.
18:05You are so polite, George, but we're okay.
18:07Nonsense.
18:08The more the merrier.
18:09Yeah, honey, I mean, I think Jax and Jane can use some privacy.
18:11Oh, come on.
18:12Be rid of us not to join our good friends.
18:20You must try the duck.
18:21It's divine.
18:22Nothing says romance like duck pad.
18:24Isn't he wonderful?
18:25So witty and so handsome.
18:28Darling, you're the most amazing man in the world.
18:31I mean, you're always so attentive.
18:32Oh, thank you, dear.
18:41Oh, last night with Jax, it was incredible.
18:43He couldn't keep his hands off me.
18:46God, I'm happy for you.
18:47I really should thank you.
18:48We're just so happy, and he told me he's never felt like this before.
18:53Great.
18:53I'm glad what's best for everyone happened.
18:55Exactly.
18:56Well, shall we?
18:57Um, I could use another minute.
18:58Okay.
19:02Get it together, Elle.
19:04You don't love Jax.
19:05You love George.
19:10Oh.
19:11Where's Jax?
19:12Jax wants to use the men's room.
19:15Jax, what are you doing?
19:18I know what game you're playing, Elle.
19:19Is the name of your cousin?
19:20Really?
19:21I don't know what you're talking about.
19:22Drop the act.
19:23I can read you like a book.
19:24George is my fiancée.
19:26That's that.
19:27You can't stand him.
19:28I love him.
19:30You love me.
19:31I don't.
19:46This is so wrong.
19:48It's not me.
19:53So, you and Jax, eh?
19:54You seem great together.
19:56So do you and Elle.
19:57I must admit, I am relieved.
19:59I was a little bit worried about him and Elle.
20:01Worried?
20:01What were you worried about?
20:02Oh, I don't know.
20:04Jax sent Elle a pair of roller skates.
20:06An inside joke from their wild youth.
20:08I was just being paranoid.
20:09Nothing to worry about.
20:10Roller skates.
20:11How long ago was this?
20:13Just the other day.
20:14Sweet, isn't it?
20:15That's so sweet.
20:15Excuse me.
20:16I'm going to go to the restroom.
20:17Sorry.
20:18I just came back.
20:22Elle?
20:22Are you in here?
20:27Elle, you've been gone a while.
20:29I came here to check on you.
20:32Yeah, I'm in here.
20:33Just stomach problems.
20:34Really bad stomach problems.
20:38Are you sure you're okay?
20:40Yeah, I'm fine.
20:41Just go back to the table.
20:42I'll be there in a second.
20:43Okay, well, don't take too long.
20:44Georgie Poo is waiting for you.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:50Close call, Mrs. Steele.
20:59Jax, I must thank you for signing those papers.
21:01Of course, my friend.
21:02It's just a formality.
21:03Let's take it.
21:04Baby, you didn't tell me you signed the papers.
21:06So I mean, you're divorced now.
21:08All we need is Elle's signature.
21:12Yeah, I'm just going to wait for my lawyer to look over the details and make sure.
21:15It's all quick.
21:16What do you mean?
21:17I thought that's what you wanted all along.
21:19Yeah, I mean, it is a legal document.
21:21You can never be too safe, you know?
21:23Such a lovely evening.
21:25To our friendship, and to my love, Elle.
21:28To Elle.
21:29To Elle.
21:31To me.
21:42Elle, hi.
21:43Hey, Jax, where are you?
21:45Uh, I'm home.
21:47Can I stop by?
21:48Yeah, of course.
21:49Okay, I'll see you.
21:53She's finally made her choice.
21:57She's finally made her choice.
22:06I came to give you this.
22:08I came to give you this.
22:15Oh, no.
22:16It's over, Jax.
22:18Goodbye.
22:19Elle, wait!
22:44Oh, this one has the perfect flowers.
22:46And here.
22:47Oh, the venue by the lake.
22:48Prestige, dear, Prestige.
22:50Mother knows best.
22:51Don't you agree, Elle?
22:57Nice day, huh?
22:58Yeah, look how beautiful it is.
23:00So beautiful.
23:04Wish I brought my camera.
23:06Oh, it's okay.
23:07You can just remember this.
23:09Oh, my God.
23:10Oh, my God.
23:25Oh, my salad, Elle.
23:27We cannot have you bloating before your gown is fitting.
23:29You'll thank her later, dear.
23:30But there always things ahead.
23:38I'm stuffed.
23:39Me too.
23:40That was a good pick.
23:40Glad you liked it.
23:41Well, we should eat real pasta in Positano, in Italy.
23:44Oh.
23:47Want to come inside?
23:51Not tonight.
23:52I have a really early start tomorrow.
23:53Okay.
23:54Next time.
23:55Next time, for sure.
23:57Yeah.
24:04Good night.
24:04Good night.
24:14Tomorrow, we'll look at invitations, your wanton boss.
24:16Trust me.
24:17Isn't this exciting, Elle?
24:18We're so close now.
24:19We're so close.
24:28We're so close.
24:36Elle?
24:37Jane.
24:39What a coincidence.
24:39Yeah, I was just grabbing a coffee before heading out.
24:41Sit with me.
24:45So, you and Jax.
24:47Seems like things are going well.
24:48Yeah, I really, really feel a connection.
24:50Nice.
24:52You know, if you really want to win him over,
24:54there's a few things that you should know.
24:56Ooh, like what?
24:57For starters, he loves baby talk.
25:01Yes, baby talk.
25:02The sillier, the better.
25:03He'll melt.
25:03Baby talk.
25:04Got it.
25:04Yes.
25:06And just attention.
25:08So much of it.
25:09Text him, call him, show up unannounced.
25:10He'll love knowing that you're always there.
25:11Oh, and food.
25:12Food, okay.
25:13Bring his lunch at work.
25:15You know, like spoil him.
25:16He loves that.
25:16And his favorite food is tuna casserole.
25:19Ah, tuna.
25:23So what I'd like to do, I'm at,
25:24is actually shoot the island,
25:25then we can discuss the price,
25:26because then what we'll be able to do
25:27is a piece for International Geographic
25:28because I actually own the magazine.
25:29Hang on a minute, one sec.
25:30Hello.
25:32Jane, hi.
25:32Hey, I'm on a call.
25:33I need to call you back later.
25:34Right, right.
25:35Miss you too.
25:36Sorry about that, Ahmed.
25:37Where were we?
25:37So anyway, I think having an article
25:38will actually attract tourism and industry
25:40to the island.
25:40I'm sorry, Ahmed, one sec.
25:42Jane, hi.
25:44I'm fine, thank you.
25:45Yes, sandwich.
25:45Sandwich was great.
25:46Look, I'm on a call.
25:46I need to call you back later.
25:47All right, bye.
25:48All right, Ahmed, I think with the right tax incentives,
25:49we can actually draw a lot of film
25:50in as we go on.
25:52Oh, my God.
25:53Hang on, one sec.
25:55Jane, I know you missed me.
25:56You told me that 10 seconds ago
25:57when you called, okay?
25:57If you keep calling me,
25:58I'm going to have to meet you.
25:59Ahmed, so sorry about that.
26:00I spent a zoo over here today.
26:01So anyway, with the island, I think...
26:03Hello?
26:04Hello?
26:06God!
26:22Oh, my God, look who it is!
26:24Oh, hi.
26:27What's going on?
26:28My poopy here just wanted a cup of coffee.
26:31What are you up to?
26:32Oh, just George and I are tasting wedding cakes,
26:33so we thought we need some coffee to go with.
26:35Yum, I know what kind of cake I want for my wedding.
26:37Red velvet.
26:38Hint, hint.
26:39Oh, which reminds me,
26:40I brought your favorite tuna casserole meal.
26:45Open wide, here comes a plant.
26:48I think you have something green in your teeth.
26:50Oh, oh, no.
26:52Take this.
26:57Please show me.
26:58What?
26:59Trouble in paradise?
27:00How are things with George?
27:01Great.
27:04You look good.
27:06Thanks.
27:07You do, too.
27:11Honeyboo!
27:13Well, looks like Miss Boobie is coming back,
27:15so I'm going to head out.
27:15What about your coffee?
27:16Oh, I, um, changed my mind.
27:21Honeyboo!
27:24Jane, there's something I need to tell you.
27:25Yes?
27:26I think you're a wonderful girl.
27:28Mm-hmm.
27:28So many great qualities.
27:29Pretty.
27:30Funny.
27:31Smart.
27:32And?
27:33Kind of nervous to say this.
27:34Oh, just say it, lovey.
27:35Just say it.
27:37I want to break up with you.
27:39Wait, what?
27:42He loves me.
27:42He's just confused.
27:44Yeah.
27:48I mean, he's been waiting to have sex with me.
27:50So, it means he loves me, right?
27:52Right?
27:54Yes.
27:55Yes.
27:55We're meant to be together.
27:57He loves me.
28:00What?
28:00What did you say?
28:01She wants him back!
28:02She's crying you.
28:03She's mocking you.
28:05You're right.
28:06She's mocking me!
28:07She wants him back!
28:08She's fucking with him!
28:09I have to save him from her.
28:11We're meant to be together.
28:13Yeah?
28:14I need to save him from her.
28:15So he can one way back.
28:16I need to show him what true love is.
28:18What did you say?
28:19There's only one way to end it.
28:20I'll kill the bitch.
28:21You're right.
28:22We need to kill the bitch.
28:24And we do it together.
28:25You.
28:25And me.
28:26We'll kill her together.
28:28And then I'll be right now.
28:36Mother, they've signed the papers.
28:38Then why is it still not done?
28:40She's stalling!
28:41Legal stuff takes time!
28:43You good for nothing whip!
28:44Get her in line!
28:45Get him in line!
28:48You will make that divorce happen!
28:51Cover your ears at me, George Winfrey!
28:52Do not do that!
28:52Cover your ears at me!
28:53I know you can hear me!
28:55Man up!
28:56Fine!
28:57Fine!
28:57I will, man, I promise!
28:59Tonight!
29:06Mario, tell me something good.
29:07Mrs. Windsor, I did some digging.
29:08But I couldn't find nothing.
29:09He's a good guy.
29:10He's got a great life.
29:11Owns Wildman Media.
29:12Does good things with his money.
29:13He's trying to buy Azarica Island.
29:14He's married to...
29:14Stop!
29:15I know, man.
29:16He's a next lover of mine.
29:17He owns Azarica.
29:19I have an idea.
29:25Hello?
29:27Ahmed, hi!
29:29Seriously?
29:31Absolutely!
29:32So, is it a done deal?
29:35You too.
29:36Thank you so much.
29:37It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
29:40Hell yeah, baby!
29:41Come on!
29:43Elle, meet me at Co-Brew.
29:4430 minutes.
29:45Yeah.
29:50Jax, is everything okay?
29:52Oh my god.
29:52Oh my god!
29:53Okay.
29:54Better than okay.
29:55Amazing news.
29:56Can you stop everyone at stake?
29:57Okay.
29:59You are looking at the new owner of Azarica Island.
30:02No way.
30:03Way.
30:04I'll leave next week.
30:05Deal is fairly complex, but...
30:06Plus, I'm going to get to that piece for International Geographic.
30:08Wait, you're leaving?
30:10It's perfect.
30:11Azarica is where we hunt mode.
30:12Our special place.
30:14Come with me.
30:15It'll be just like old times.
30:16Me taking the photos, you writing the story.
30:19But...
30:19I...
30:20George, the wedding.
30:21Look at the wedding.
30:22This is it.
30:23This is our chance.
30:24We can start a new life together, be happy.
30:26Please, Elle, say yes.
30:29What about Jane?
30:30I broke up with her.
30:31What?
30:32I was not really into her.
30:34I was just with her to make you jealous.
30:35Duh.
30:36Wait.
30:37What?
30:38That's horrible.
30:41You're still so manipulative.
30:45You're still so manipulative.
30:46What are you talking about?
30:47You used some innocent woman, my cousin, to manipulate me into getting back with you.
30:51You're incapable of changing.
30:52I thought you'd finally grow up.
30:53What the hell is that supposed to mean?
30:55I have grown up.
30:56I mean, Elle, look at all I've accomplished since you left.
30:57It's not about what you have or what you've done.
30:59It's about who you are, Jax.
31:01And you're still some selfish little boy.
31:03That's unfair.
31:04You play with my emotions to get what you want.
31:06Well, now you can give up your childish, happily ever after fantasy.
31:11Oh, uh, hi, guys.
31:13What a coincidence I ran into you here.
31:15Are you following me?
31:16What?
31:16Me?
31:16No, no.
31:17No, nothing like that.
31:18Do you think I'm some idiot as well?
31:20I'm so confused.
31:24Oh, God.
31:28Good for nothing, selfish.
31:29Imager, please.
31:30Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
31:32Jane?
31:33What are you doing?
31:34What does it look like I'm doing?
31:36I don't know.
31:36She told me to do this.
31:38Who told you?
31:39My pretty.
31:40Oh, my God.
31:41You're fucking crazy.
31:42What is it?
31:43Kill the bitch.
31:43What?
31:44Kill the bitch.
31:44You want me to kill her?
31:46Yes.
31:46No, no, no.
31:46I agree.
31:47No, no, Jane, you don't have to do this, okay?
31:48I can get you help.
31:49You've done enough.
31:51You seduced him.
31:52You took him away from me!
31:55Him?
31:56Jax?
31:56I don't want Jax.
31:57I want George, okay?
31:58You don't have to worry about that, okay?
31:59What is it, Nathaniel?
32:01Slit her throat?
32:02No, no, no.
32:02You've lost fucking mine.
32:04No!
32:04I've lost Jax.
32:05And I'm going to get him back.
32:07George, George, help me.
32:08Help, help, help, help, help, help, help.
32:11He does something, George.
32:12George, please do something.
32:13George, I don't know what to do.
32:14George, you boy.
32:15Watch your lovely lady guide.
32:18George, help.
32:19Help me, help.
32:20Dave, Dave, put the knife down, okay?
32:23If I can't have you, nobody else can.
32:27George, look.
32:34Dave, Dave.
32:35Help!
32:36Dave!
32:36No, it's just you.
32:37Ah!
32:37Wait, wait, wait.
32:38Ah!
32:38No!
32:39No.
32:39Jax, no.
32:40Save me.
32:41I love my darling.
32:42You were going to let me die.
32:43No, no, no.
32:44I was just about to throw myself on the knife.
32:45Jax, get out of the way!
32:47I'll keep bleeding.
32:48It's okay.
32:48Just leave your safe.
32:49Let me help you.
32:50Fine.
32:51Be that way.
32:57Jax, I love you!
32:58I love you!
32:59Don't forget me!
33:00Text me!
33:01Call me!
33:02Let's go.
33:02Love me!
33:02E.M.B.!
33:03I love you!
33:05I love you!
33:22Hello?
33:23I can't sleep.
33:24I can't either.
33:26Want to grab a drink?
33:28I thought you'd never ask.
33:30The usual?
33:3130 minutes.
33:32All right, see you in a bit.
33:43Kill me, Jax, steal.
33:47Remember that bar?
33:48Back in the symbol?
33:49Yeah.
33:49Uh-huh.
33:50Now that I can still drink you.
33:51Oh, yeah?
33:52Mm-hmm.
33:52Excuse me.
33:53Another round, please.
33:54No, I know.
33:54And then Truman throws down a straight flush.
33:57I mean, I'm doomed, right?
33:59I mean, where am I going to find a horse at that hour?
34:01I mean, come on.
34:04Thanks for meeting up with me tonight.
34:06I was way too wound up to sleep.
34:07I'll be telling you.
34:10I almost died today.
34:11Oh, Jesus.
34:13And you saved me.
34:16Now, if anything happened to you, I don't know.
34:20I don't know.
34:24I love you.
35:14I love you so much.
35:24I love you.
35:28Jax?
35:31Jax?
35:33Jax?
35:34Where are you?
35:39I'm off to grab us breakfast.
35:40Morning, sunshine.
35:40I love you.
36:08I love you.
36:09Kill Jax Steel.
36:09I love you.
36:46Oh my god, Jax is where?
36:58What's going on? How is he?
36:59He's in a coma.
37:01But he's going to wake up, right?
37:02I'm afraid the prognosis isn't good.
37:05He's sustained severe head injuries.
37:07Yes, come on. Wake up.
37:08There's little brain activity, and there's little sign of improvement.
37:12It's me, Elle. Come on.
37:13Who is next of kin?
37:15I am... I'm his wife.
37:16Does he have an advanced directive?
37:18I have no idea. I doubt it. He's a risk taker.
37:20Then it's up to you to decide when it's time to terminate life support.
37:24Don't say that. He's strong. He's been through worse.
37:28Come on, Jax. Come on. Wake up.
37:30I'll give you some time.
37:32Nothing.
37:34Come on, Jax.
37:36I told you guys I don't know who would want to harm Jax.
37:38Everyone loves Jax.
37:39Ma'am, where were you at the time of the event?
37:41At his house.
37:42And what were you doing there?
37:45Trying to decide if I was going to divorce him or not.
37:47So your relationship was acrimonious?
37:49No. Our relationship is perfect.
37:53George.
37:53We could lose him.
37:55I'm so sorry this is happening.
37:56I'm sorry. Who are you?
37:58I'm her fiancé.
38:01So he is her husband, and you're her fiancé?
38:04Mm-hmm. Correct.
38:04I'm so confused.
38:06I'm not.
38:06She was married to that guy.
38:08She's having an affair with this guy.
38:09And had someone off that guy.
38:11Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for questioning.
38:15Ma'am, we're going to have to take you down to the station for further questioning.
38:17No, but please, not right now. Please, you can't do this.
38:19Please don't make this any harder.
38:20Stop!
38:21Quiet!
38:22That wouldn't be necessary.
38:23It was my mother.
38:24Your mother?
38:25My mother.
38:27She wanted the wedding so badly she was willing to kill for it.
38:29She really is a horrible woman.
38:31Wait, how do you know it was her?
38:32It was easy.
38:33I ever heard her berating her goons when she found out Jax was still alive.
38:36Here.
38:37Here's her address.
38:38She'll be there now, working on the seating chart.
38:40I can't believe you're training in her mother.
38:42Oh, you're right. It is time I band up. Because I want to get married.
38:47Oh, George, I'm sorry, I can't-
38:48Not to you.
38:49What?
38:54Betsy?
38:55Hello, ma'am.
38:57But, how long?
38:58A while.
39:00I know, not only am I a coward, I'm also a coward.
39:03But I love him. Just the way he is.
39:07I don't even know what to say right now.
39:09So you'll forgive me?
39:11Okay, if you say so.
39:13I am so confused.
39:15I'm not.
39:16They were together, now she's with him, his mom's crazy.
39:18Forget it, forget it.
39:19All right, let's just go to his house and arrest his mom.
39:21Well, good luck.
39:22You're gonna need it.
39:28Wait, what is that?
39:29What's happening?
39:30Can you get the doctor, please?
39:31Doctor! Nurse! Nurse!
39:32Jax?
39:35That was a close call.
39:37I don't know how much longer he'll last.
39:40You should probably say your goodbyes now.
39:47Jax?
39:49It's me.
39:50Your wife.
39:53Need you to wake up now, so we can be married again.
39:57You wouldn't go to Azurica Island,
39:58and run around in our bathing suits, drinking pina coladas,
40:01eating coconut at the show.
40:07Oh, you need a miracle?
40:22Here you go.
40:24Jax, I have your miracle necklace.
40:26You can wake up now.
40:30Jax, you can wake up now.
40:35Please.
40:36Please, wake up.
40:42I love you so much.
40:44I love you so much.
40:46Please.
40:56I love you so much.
41:14Thanks.
41:15Hi, Mrs. Steele.
41:16Hi.
41:18You came back to me.
41:21I'd never leave you.
41:23Not now.
41:24Not ever.
41:31I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a more romantic ending?
41:34Agnes finally got to host her big wedding.
41:36Ladies, please, let's put some backbone into this.
41:37This room will not decorate itself, and if this wedding is going to be anything at all,
41:39this room has to be beautiful.
41:40Now, Julia, if you call that a floral arrangement, I must be the fool.
41:43Please, a little volume, also that vase.
41:45It was between two inmates at Strathmore Penitentiary, but it was a success.
41:48George and Betsy got married.
41:50It was a small wedding, which is the two of them.
41:52A minister and his dog.
41:53Betsy basically stole my wedding, but whatever.
41:55It was better for her anyway.
41:57And me?
41:58I got my cottage in the country, and I got Jack's.
42:01To Azarica Island.
42:02To Azarica Island.
42:03And we both got a very happily ever after.
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