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Full Episode of My Crush Thinks I'm A Boy
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00:00:03I've always tried to blend in at Queensville Academy.
00:00:06Stay invisible.
00:00:12But...
00:00:20Aww, Ari!
00:00:22You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament!
00:00:26I think she's gonna cry.
00:00:28Good!
00:00:29Glitter sticks better to tears.
00:00:31How about pathetic summer?
00:00:33Loser.
00:00:36I don't belong here.
00:00:38The only thing that keeps me going...
00:00:40...is fencing.
00:00:46My pride and joy.
00:00:52En garde?
00:00:53Pret?
00:00:55Olé!
00:00:59Halt!
00:01:00Point.
00:01:02Great effort, Ari.
00:01:04Do you think community colleges even have fencing teams?
00:01:07I don't know.
00:01:09They're poor.
00:01:10I wouldn't be able to afford a fancy school anyway.
00:01:12I have to save every penny for my mom's cancer treatment.
00:01:16We'll find a way.
00:01:23Stanford's offering a full scholarship and a hundred grand.
00:01:26This is a chance to save my mom.
00:01:28But only if you make the boys team and win nationals.
00:01:31All I need is a fake name.
00:01:33Fake transcript.
00:01:35And to convince everyone I'm a boy.
00:01:41All right, Ari.
00:01:42Time to man up.
00:01:44Literally.
00:01:51Hey!
00:01:51I'm Ari!
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:53I'm Ari!
00:01:53I'm Ari!
00:01:54I'm Ari!
00:01:55I'm Ari!
00:01:56I'm Ari!
00:01:56I'm Ari!
00:01:57I'm Ari!
00:01:58I'm Ari!
00:01:58I'm Ari!
00:01:59Come on guys, hurry up.
00:02:00Let's go, let's go!
00:02:01First day pretending to be a boy.
00:02:04Please God, let this work.
00:02:12You look like you don't belong here.
00:02:15Everyone line up on the strip.
00:02:20watch it now kid
00:02:23wait is that julian blake
00:02:29my biggest crush
00:02:33is that julian blake
00:03:02oh i am so sick
00:03:09see you later
00:03:11star girl
00:03:12but he never did
00:03:13until now
00:03:15please
00:03:16don't let him
00:03:17recognize me
00:03:24oh julian
00:03:28line up now
00:03:38and you are
00:03:40the new twink boy
00:03:43ahri
00:03:47us arius chairman sir
00:03:49ari-ass
00:03:50coach what's a shrimp like that doing at king's field
00:03:53i can't believe he's this cocky
00:03:55guess we'll find out
00:03:56everyone partner up
00:03:57arius
00:03:59you're with julian
00:04:01got it
00:04:02sir
00:04:05sure you're not here for the mask out child so we can use a new gopher
00:04:08uh yeah i'm sure
00:04:10uh yeah i'm sure i don't care how tiny you are i'm not going easy on you
00:04:15on guard
00:04:17on guard
00:04:17prep
00:04:18la
00:04:23point arius
00:04:25you're fast
00:04:56best shrimp
00:04:56la
00:04:56slipped
00:04:56slipped
00:04:58just watch your feet
00:04:59shrimp
00:05:00not bad arius
00:05:01just remember to keep your balance
00:05:02thanks
00:05:05wait was that too girly
00:05:07i mean thank you
00:05:09room assignments are posted
00:05:10practice starts at 6am sharp
00:05:12don't be late
00:05:13oh no i'm blushing
00:05:23i'm doing this for you mom
00:05:26hey roomie
00:05:36julian
00:05:39oh my god
00:05:41told you to watch it new kid
00:05:43i'm rooming with my biggest crush
00:05:56dude for real you gotta forget about that chick who ghosted you she's not worth it
00:06:00yo shut up dude
00:06:01but i don't even know her name
00:06:03yeah i can't stop thinking about her now shut up
00:06:06wait is he talking about me
00:06:12dude can't believe you're rooming with the string bean
00:06:14looks like he's in a korean boy band
00:06:16oh what you hiding in there
00:06:18give it back
00:06:19oh
00:06:21arius is a mama's boy
00:06:22is this your sister arius? hook me up bro
00:06:24yeah you sure you want kids with pipsqueak genetics
00:06:29you don't mind i'm pretty tired so i'm gonna head to bed early
00:06:34yeah boys
00:06:35we gotta make sure our star athlete gets a beauty sleep
00:06:38don't show up tomorrow
00:06:41arius
00:06:51for someone so mean
00:06:52his body sure is nice
00:06:59what are you looking at shrewd?
00:07:00shit
00:07:01he caught me checking him out
00:07:04shit
00:07:12nothing
00:07:15nothing bro just your six pack
00:07:19huh
00:07:19yeah do me a favor
00:07:21don't look at me at all
00:07:22it's fucking weird
00:07:24hey julie you hanging out with us tonight?
00:07:26nicholas has a case of beers in his room
00:07:28let's go dude
00:07:32dude why the hell is coach bringing on some caterers and boosters you on the table?
00:07:35i thought pretending to be a boy was hard enough
00:07:37now i have to be roommates with my crush
00:07:56i need a cold shower
00:08:00hopefully i'm the only one hitting the boys bathroom in the middle of the night
00:08:24is it just me using water pressure garbage in here?
00:08:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:33No, no, no, no, not him. Anyone but him.
00:08:36Ari, is that you?
00:08:37Uh, yeah. You know, just taking a late night rinse, bro.
00:08:43Hey, weren't you asleep like five minutes ago?
00:08:45Insomnia. I didn't even notice you were gone.
00:08:51I came here to cool off, not meltdown.
00:08:56Can I borrow your shampoo?
00:08:59Do you have some or not?
00:09:01Uh, yeah, just one second. Um...
00:09:11I think my grandma uses the shampoo.
00:09:14Oh, God. Lavender or vanilla? Stupid.
00:09:17Yeah, uh, I must have packed my sister's plant with steak.
00:09:22Arias!
00:09:23Wait till it's late enough so you can cry in the shower?
00:09:26How are you two doing here?
00:09:27Oh, I already saw Arias ducking into the bathroom.
00:09:30I thought we'd find out if the new kid's got a sword or a butter knife.
00:09:34Maybe I'll just skip showering for the rest of the year.
00:09:39Don't!
00:09:48Oh!
00:09:48Ugh!
00:09:50Am I tripping or is there a girl in the boys' bathroom?
00:09:53Nope. You must be high or something.
00:09:55Dude, have you even gone through puberty yet?
00:09:57Your body's smoother than a Ken doll.
00:09:59I shave, okay?
00:10:00Aerodynamics makes me quicker on the fencing strip.
00:10:03Ah, bro's rocking a toddler-sized lightsaber over there.
00:10:05Can't even reach the urinal.
00:10:08Raising a bully who cries in the shower?
00:10:10Your mom must be proud, huh?
00:10:13Alright, boys, that's enough hazy for one night.
00:10:16Give the kid a break, right?
00:10:17Oh!
00:10:18Watch yourself, Arias.
00:10:19You might be his type.
00:10:21Shut the fuck up, dude.
00:10:23Alright, alright.
00:10:26Uh, next time, just lock the door.
00:10:32Alright, thanks.
00:10:34Thanks, bro!
00:10:37If he looks at me like that again,
00:10:39I'm done for.
00:10:46Talk to insurance again.
00:10:48Still no luck.
00:10:49Thinking of selling the car,
00:10:50you should cover at least part of the surgery deposit.
00:10:53She's already sacrificed everything for me.
00:10:55Now it's my turn to save her for once.
00:11:02Stand up.
00:11:04Stand up.
00:11:06Stand up.
00:11:07Now!
00:11:12Arias, don't tell me you came unprepared on your first official day.
00:11:15Where's your glove?
00:11:16Sir, I...
00:11:17Answer me, where's your glove?
00:11:19It was in my bag last night, but I think that maybe someone...
00:11:22Be professional, Arias.
00:11:24Keep your eyes on your stuff.
00:11:26Of course Mason stole my glove.
00:11:28Really?
00:11:28The shower wasn't enough?
00:11:30Look, I can't deal with any excuses on this team.
00:11:32Run laps.
00:11:33Now!
00:11:37Hey!
00:11:39Enough fooling around.
00:11:40On the strip.
00:11:40It's time for practice.
00:11:43Attention!
00:11:44Line up, boys.
00:11:52I want you boys to remember that only top two fencers can qualify for a shot at the Stanford Full
00:11:58Ride and the $100,000 prize.
00:12:00Right now, Julian is ranked number one.
00:12:02Mason, you're number two.
00:12:03Let's go!
00:12:04And Arias is number three.
00:12:06Aw.
00:12:07Just stuck in bronze metal land.
00:12:09Hey, you should be proud.
00:12:10Third place is great for someone with T-Rex arms.
00:12:15I'm gonna wipe that smug smile off his face.
00:12:20Coach.
00:12:21I want to bench Julian.
00:12:27I want to bench Julian.
00:12:30Fine.
00:12:31You're up.
00:12:33Desert.
00:12:33Dirt.
00:12:34Oh, yay.
00:12:36I mean, uh, sick or whatever.
00:12:43En garde.
00:12:46Print.
00:12:47Ale.
00:12:49Point.
00:12:50Julian.
00:12:53Ale.
00:12:55Point.
00:12:56Julian again.
00:13:00You good?
00:13:04Ale.
00:13:06Point.
00:13:07Julian.
00:13:07Match.
00:13:11Coach, this isn't my glove.
00:13:13I don't care.
00:13:13Good fencers don't make excuses for their equipment.
00:13:16National tryouts is in one week.
00:13:18Right now, you are number three.
00:13:20That's not good enough to make it.
00:13:21But I will be.
00:13:26I don't care.
00:13:27I can beat Mason and Julian.
00:13:29I can win.
00:13:32Aris.
00:13:35What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
00:13:40What the fuck are you doing here, bro?
00:13:43Practicing to beat you.
00:13:45Shit, man.
00:13:45You're intense.
00:13:49Hey, um, I know it was Mason who took your glove.
00:13:52I don't know why he's so petty.
00:13:54Got it back for you.
00:13:56Here.
00:13:57Don't lose it again.
00:13:59Thanks.
00:14:01You didn't have to.
00:14:02Alright.
00:14:03Stop acting like a girl.
00:14:06Besides, I'd rather beat you fair and square.
00:14:14Did you grow up around here?
00:14:16No.
00:14:18You?
00:14:19Yeah, I did.
00:14:20But I swear to God, I've seen you somewhere before.
00:14:22It's crazy.
00:14:30Let me know if I cross the line.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:33That's fencing.
00:14:34You're supposed to.
00:14:39Does he recognize me from the night we hooked up last year?
00:14:42Did you compete at regionals?
00:14:43No.
00:14:44Or, uh, not around here anyways.
00:14:48Where?
00:14:49What do I say?
00:14:50What do I say?
00:14:51What do I say?
00:14:51New York.
00:14:55It's just I met someone at regionals.
00:14:58Fast.
00:14:58Like you.
00:14:58You meet a lot of people at those tournaments.
00:15:03Yeah.
00:15:09This person looked just like you.
00:15:13Like, same facial structure, similar build, honestly.
00:15:17The only thing is, um, that person was a girl.
00:15:25That person was a girl.
00:15:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, wrong person, bro.
00:15:32Definitely not a girl.
00:15:39A hundred percent.
00:15:41A dude.
00:15:47All right, Arias.
00:15:51Catch you later, darling.
00:15:56Maybe I should have just told him.
00:15:59No.
00:16:00I'm here for my mom.
00:16:01Nothing is more important than winning that money.
00:16:08What are you doing up so early?
00:16:10Figured I'd get a head start.
00:16:12Hmm.
00:16:21Okay.
00:16:22Breathe.
00:16:23He's just walking toward you.
00:16:26Totally normal.
00:16:32Oh, God.
00:16:33Is he about to make a move?
00:16:39Dude.
00:16:40What are you doing, dude?
00:16:42You're standing in front of my deodorant.
00:16:46Right.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47No problem.
00:16:55See you at practice, Arias.
00:17:06Oh, you think a couple extra hours is gonna make you anything but a Happy Meal toy?
00:17:11Hey!
00:17:12I'm talking to you, shrimp.
00:17:15What's that?
00:17:34What the fuck, bro?
00:17:35You're defending the shrimp?
00:17:37Yeah.
00:17:37Toothpick here thinks he can practice without the rest of us.
00:17:39Let me teach him a lesson.
00:17:41I don't like disturbances when I work out.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:53Thanks.
00:17:55Again.
00:17:56Don't worry about him.
00:17:58He's obviously intimidated.
00:18:00By me?
00:18:01Yeah.
00:18:02You're a threat to him.
00:18:03Huh.
00:18:05You're a threat?
00:18:06I guess I am.
00:18:07Hey, don't sell yourself short, shrimp.
00:18:09You've got skills.
00:18:10Hey, uh, there's a party tonight.
00:18:13Everyone on the team's going.
00:18:14You should come.
00:18:15Oh, yeah?
00:18:16Sounds cool.
00:18:17Cool.
00:18:17I'll send you the details.
00:18:19And, um, it's a pool party.
00:18:21Bring trucks.
00:18:23Did you just say pool party?
00:18:28A pool party?
00:18:30As Ari is, this is a terrible idea.
00:18:34On the other hand, Julian will be there too.
00:18:59Oh, Jesus, sorry.
00:19:01Sorry.
00:19:02I didn't see anything.
00:19:03You saw everything!
00:19:04No, I didn't.
00:19:05I mean, maybe.
00:19:06I don't know.
00:19:07Dude, have you ever heard a knocking?
00:19:10I'm sorry, man.
00:19:11I thought you were at the library.
00:19:22What happened to that girl that was in here?
00:19:24Oh, she was embarrassed.
00:19:27Took a walk of shame.
00:19:28Out the window.
00:19:30She jumped out the window?
00:19:31Yeah, dude.
00:19:32Real gymnast-type beat.
00:19:33She was going to surf this alley on my shit.
00:19:35Shit, a gymnast?
00:19:36Goddamn, dude.
00:19:37We gotta put a sock on that doorknob or something.
00:19:39Yeah, dude.
00:19:39Totally.
00:19:40No arguments here.
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:41No arguments here.
00:19:42I'm sorry.
00:19:42I'm sorry.
00:19:42How was she?
00:19:45Uh, soft.
00:19:47She was soft?
00:19:48I mean, beautiful.
00:19:51Like, emotionally beautiful.
00:19:52Shit, I already used to write poetry now.
00:19:54No.
00:19:55I mean, she was smoking hot.
00:19:58Like, boobies and breasts, titties.
00:20:00You name it, she got it, brother.
00:20:01Well, damn.
00:20:02We had, uh...
00:20:05Fuck.
00:20:06Yeah, I didn't realize you pulled like that.
00:20:17Two marital sex and underage drinking.
00:20:25Wait, bring it in.
00:20:31You're twinkling like a dollar store ornament.
00:20:34What are you staring at, Herb?
00:20:36Argus?
00:20:37Your turn.
00:20:39What are you doing, dude?
00:20:40Come on!
00:20:41He's probably still a virgin.
00:20:50Kiss her!
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:52Rules are rules.
00:20:53Let's get this over with, Tiny Tim.
00:20:55What's the matter, R.E.S.?
00:20:56Afraid of a little lip action?
00:20:58Maybe you'd rather kiss Julian.
00:21:01Julian?
00:21:02It's nothing like that.
00:21:03It better not be.
00:21:04He's mine.
00:21:05Even if he's a little confused about it right now.
00:21:09I'll just take the dare.
00:21:10Virgin!
00:21:13Fine.
00:21:16I dare you.
00:21:17Take off your shirt and jump in.
00:21:20Take it off.
00:21:21Take it off.
00:21:23Take it off.
00:21:24Take it off.
00:21:25Take it off.
00:21:29Take it off.
00:21:30Take it off.
00:21:32Take it off.
00:21:33Take it off.
00:21:34Take it off.
00:21:34Take it off.
00:21:35What?
00:21:36You're wearing a bikini under there?
00:21:37Whoa ho ho ho ho ho.
00:21:39Oh ho ho ho ho ho.
00:21:43Oh ho ho ho ho ho.
00:21:53Oh ho ho ho ho ho.
00:22:13Yo, it's you there.
00:22:15Dude.
00:22:16Come on, buddy. Stay with me.
00:22:17Come on.
00:22:21Come on.
00:22:25He's never looked at me like that.
00:22:31Did you just kiss me?
00:22:36Did you just kiss me?
00:22:38You were breathing, bro.
00:22:39You could have just called 911.
00:22:40Oh, yeah, I wouldn't have gotten to save your sorry ass.
00:22:42Someone get these guys a room.
00:22:44Okay, Prince Charming. When do I get my mouth-to-mouth?
00:22:47What's wrong? A little make-out sash got you all hot and bothered?
00:22:53This guy, am I right?
00:22:53You're an asshole, bro.
00:22:57What'd I do?
00:22:58Okay, seriously?
00:23:00What is with him and the new kid?
00:23:06You can't let Mason get to you.
00:23:08He's been under crazy pressure since he was three years old.
00:23:11His dad's an Olympian. His brother's at Harvard.
00:23:13He's just not meant for third place.
00:23:15Even if that's all he's ever going to be.
00:23:17Still, that's no excuse to treat someone like shit.
00:23:19Why didn't you just take your shirt off?
00:23:24Because I skipped bicep day for three years straight.
00:23:31You're a weird dude, Arius.
00:23:33You train before sunrise, shower in the middle of the night.
00:23:36You flinch whenever anyone touches you.
00:23:38It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:41Are you?
00:23:46It's almost like you're hiding something.
00:23:50Are you?
00:23:58He can't find out that was me.
00:24:00I have to think of something.
00:24:02Quick.
00:24:03I'm hiding the fact that your hair looks terrible wet.
00:24:11You know, one of these days, you're going to tell me what's really going on.
00:24:16Night.
00:24:18Weirdest dude I've ever met.
00:24:23Deposit due.
00:24:25$20,000.
00:24:25Immediate payment required to continue treatment.
00:24:31Everything okay?
00:24:33Yeah, it's nothing.
00:24:35Family stuff.
00:24:44Hey, don't touch that!
00:24:45Why not?
00:24:47Shit, he's going to find out who I am.
00:24:51Hey, don't touch that!
00:24:52Why not?
00:24:53Shit, he's going to find out who I am.
00:24:55It's private.
00:24:56Shit, Arius.
00:24:57You and your girl don't know about phones?
00:24:58He thinks I'm carrying around a naked Polaroid of someone?
00:25:01No, it's nothing like that!
00:25:07Who is this?
00:25:08It's my sister!
00:25:10Dude.
00:25:12I know her.
00:25:15We met at a tournament last year.
00:25:17I took her to a party.
00:25:18I thought we had a connection, but I never saw her again.
00:25:21Yo.
00:25:23Could you give me her number?
00:25:24Really, Julian?
00:25:25You're going to ask for my fake sister's number before you ask for mine?
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:29310-5555-604.
00:25:31310-5555-604?
00:25:34Mm.
00:25:34You know your sister's number by heart?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37She's my emergency contact.
00:25:39All right.
00:25:40Texting her now.
00:25:44Please tell me he didn't just hear that.
00:25:53Must have been my email.
00:26:01She's already texted me back.
00:26:03This is crazy.
00:26:05She remembers me.
00:26:10This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever done.
00:26:18Mm.
00:26:27Dude, your sister's super cool.
00:26:29And funny.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:33What else?
00:26:34Smoking hot.
00:26:36Really?
00:26:38I mean, dude.
00:26:40Seriously.
00:26:41That's my sister you're talking about.
00:26:43My bad.
00:26:48You think she'd go out with me?
00:26:50Oh my gosh.
00:26:51Did I just score a date with Julian Blake?
00:26:54Totally.
00:27:03You know, I want to make sure.
00:27:04You're cool with me dating your sister, right?
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:07I mean, yeah.
00:27:09Yeah, it's cool, bro.
00:27:11Hide for you, man.
00:27:12Don't get her pregnant.
00:27:18You're a weird dude, Arius.
00:27:21See ya.
00:27:23See ya.
00:27:37This is insane.
00:27:38Probably the most insane thing I've ever done.
00:27:45Should I really go on a date with Julian?
00:27:48Hell yes!
00:27:49I'm a good man.
00:27:50And he's got on.
00:27:50On.
00:27:51On.
00:27:53On.
00:27:55To the fallen cause.
00:27:56I make rich look rich.
00:27:58You said your birth baby.
00:27:59I'm not going home.
00:28:00With y'all.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:16Yeah.
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:20wow you look how you look so do you hi julian hi
00:28:50whoa he knows he knows he knows what what's wrong nothing you just you smell like really familiar
00:29:00oh yeah it's just you smell like exactly like your brother
00:29:12well uh maybe it's the same deodorant we buy in bulk from costco i can't beat that deal
00:29:24you and aria's close i guess he's pretty cool
00:29:32we use the same spotify premium sibling stuff i mean it's uncanny it's like it's the way you
00:29:39stand it's the shape of your face he's my big brother so great he thinks i smell like my fake
00:29:48twin brother he's already connecting the dots come on i want to show you something
00:30:00you're telling me arius was afraid of the dark till he was 12 years old he would ask me to
00:30:04check for
00:30:04monsters under his bed every night same kid who faced down half the fencing team without flinching
00:30:11it's like i'm getting all the behind the scenes secrets
00:30:16what about you you have any secrets
00:30:23you have any secrets
00:30:28i i'm pretty boring actually i don't think that's true our texts you're funny you're smart you're sharp
00:30:36you don't take any of my it's refreshing
00:30:44that night in my dorm i thought we really had a connection
00:30:51i was a little disappointed when you just left
00:30:55i thought so too then why run i freaked out
00:31:08i always end up here when i'm overwhelmed my mom used to take me here clear my head after a
00:31:14match
00:31:15you know especially after a loss
00:31:19do you come here a lot
00:31:23you know it's my first time back since she died
00:31:32i'm so sorry i didn't mean to
00:31:34ari it's okay it's been a long time
00:31:39i should be thinking about how risky this is
00:31:42but all i can think about is how warm he feels
00:31:58oh my here we go feels like we're on a roll
00:32:03it's the summer of love in the city
00:32:07we're chasing something great why don't we celebrate
00:32:11it's the time of my life when you're with me
00:32:27i don't want the night to end
00:32:28neither do i
00:32:45i've seen that birthmark before
00:32:47on your brother
00:33:08wow
00:33:11your place
00:33:29i've spent weeks in this room pretending to be someone i'm not
00:33:32now i'm here as me and somehow it's even weirder
00:33:36hi
00:33:37let me know if i cross the line
00:33:39that's fencing you're supposed to
00:33:45you can spend the night if you want
00:33:47your brother was super cool to give us this room
00:33:50i should probably get back
00:33:52okay
00:33:54i'll drive you home
00:33:56my place is kind of far away though
00:34:00um how about you drop me off with the train
00:34:05what oh i'm not taking you to a train station at night you crazy
00:34:11man now is like the worst time to be chivalrous
00:34:14maybe you can just drop me off at queensfield
00:34:16oh
00:34:19adorable queensfield for this summer
00:34:20yeah sure that's not far at all
00:34:36i had a really nice time tonight
00:34:38i'd love to see you again
00:34:40i'd like that too
00:34:50who is that slut getting out of julian's car
00:34:58that loser ari sherwood
00:35:03i'm gonna kill her
00:35:06she'll soon learn that no one touches julian he's mine
00:35:11did you guys break up like months ago
00:35:15we were on a break
00:35:21hi just here to drop something off for julian
00:35:31i caught you ari sherwood
00:35:33what is blair doing here this can't be happening
00:35:37i caught you ari sherwood what is blair doing here this can't be happening
00:35:42what the hell are you doing ari
00:35:46what are you staring at her oh my gosh you are actually trying to pass yourself off as a boy
00:35:51so you can go here
00:35:52this is not what it looks like
00:35:54relax
00:35:55i'm not gonna tell julian
00:35:58yet whatever she's planning it can't be good
00:36:03oh my gosh you're so funny
00:36:06where the hell are you doing here
00:36:11oh my gosh you're so funny
00:36:14where the hell are you doing here
00:36:17arius
00:36:18hey yes arius
00:36:20i was just chatting with arius he's so funny
00:36:25oh okay
00:36:27i'm gonna go back in our room now
00:36:30can i sleep over julian you better say no julian
00:36:33blair we broke up two months ago i moved on
00:36:35moved on
00:36:37to who pookie
00:36:38it doesn't matter just not you and don't call me that i hated it when we were together
00:36:45i know it's you i saw you get out of his car but i'm not gonna tell julian about your
00:36:51little ruse
00:36:52why
00:36:52if he finds out he may feel sorry for you he might even like you more
00:37:03and i'm not letting that happen you're gonna stay away from him
00:37:10you're gonna stay away from him no flirting no coffee dates no texting i don't even want you sending him
00:37:16a tiktok
00:37:17because if i find ari anywhere near him
00:37:21every single person in the school will know exactly who you are
00:37:26and you'll lose everything
00:37:28hmm
00:37:29i heard your mom is sick
00:37:32right
00:37:34we have done all the tests and the results have come back that we are dealing with cancer
00:37:40well i'd hate for you to lose your only chance at the scholarship and the prize money
00:37:47do we have an understanding arius
00:37:54do we yes good toodles
00:38:15julian what's with the wonder in us sorry coach
00:38:22i'm just gonna get some water
00:38:27yo have you heard from your sister
00:38:32yo have you heard from your sister
00:38:35no why
00:38:37i just thought things were going well between us
00:38:41i guess i was wrong
00:38:51i really wish i didn't have to do this but my mom's treatment is more important than a boy
00:39:09i don't know
00:39:09come on
00:39:11blair i'm not in the mood you look like you could use a distraction we're taking a walk
00:39:15i don't know are you gonna make me drag you the whole way
00:39:20fresh air could help you get out of this um funk
00:39:32hold on you've got that dry lip thing blair i'm good shh i like taking care of you
00:39:45oh my gosh arius i didn't realize you were standing right there don't his lips look so much better
00:39:53softer kissable even i guess i was wrong about julian blake all the rumors are true he really is a
00:40:01player
00:40:07all right arius you're up against julian next
00:40:12if i can't have him i guess i'll just have to beat him
00:40:18if i can't have him i guess i'll just have to beat him
00:40:31i don't know what's going on dude you're trying to kill me or something
00:40:48don't tell me you're afraid of a little competition
00:40:51afraid please i just didn't realize we're playing for blood
00:41:06point julian
00:41:14are you okay
00:41:29what are you sneaking off to shrimp not now mason oh you think you're hot now
00:41:34i was top two before you arrived let's see how well you do without your blade huh
00:41:44put the stick down back off mason
00:41:50chill julian what the bro it's enough dude lay off him
00:41:54what is he your boyfriend now you're gonna braid each other's hair next
00:42:01you do deserve each other
00:42:07you do deserve each other
00:42:16you think i wanted you to swoop in and save me
00:42:18no i think you have a death wish picking fights with dudes twice your size
00:42:21they started it i don't need you protecting me i can take care of myself
00:42:25arius if this is about our scrimmage
00:42:28i am trying my best okay i train i don't sleep i do everything right
00:42:33and yet you still kicked my ass out there
00:42:36sure would
00:42:38everyone loses even me
00:42:41yeah well when you lose you're still you when i lose i feel like everything i've been fighting for
00:42:49doesn't matter
00:42:52you got more heart than anyone on this team but you fence angry you don't have to fight the world
00:43:02every time you pick up a sword
00:43:08what am i doing here julian you're proving that you belong
00:43:14which you do even if you don't believe it
00:43:32whatever dude
00:43:34arius if this is about your sister
00:43:37i try bro i took her on an amazing date and she told me she never wanted to see me
00:43:41again
00:43:42shit if she texted me right now i'd go out with her again even if it meant missing practice to
00:43:48do it
00:43:50i don't know i um i just want to see her again julian blake i would do almost anything to
00:43:57tell you
00:43:57the truth right now but i can't
00:44:03it's my nose bleeding i um i think my nose is bleeding so i'm gonna go in the bathroom and
00:44:08check
00:44:14just go and tell him how you really feel ari
00:44:17if he likes you he'll understand
00:44:22come on you can ask him to the formal dance tonight
00:44:28go up here dude
00:44:35surprise blair what are you doing here you're going to the formal right because if you weren't
00:44:42you're going now blair i save it i picked it myself for a man who needs to dress like one
00:44:48you really shouldn't have of course i did who else would save you from wearing another tragic flannel
00:44:53all right we're going as friends that's it just so we're clear
00:44:58julian there's something hey julian just asked me to go to the formal with him well not exactly
00:45:03are you going i uh well if i'm going he's coming with me i'm a wingman
00:45:10i really rather not adorable a chaperone date
00:45:23he couldn't wait to move right back to blair hey julian
00:45:29come on come on let's dance where don't make me ask twice
00:45:40you're kind of cute want to dance
00:45:43uh i'm gonna dance that wasn't a question
00:45:54miss mia
00:46:01julian you're so handsome really blair you had to rub it in my face
00:46:06blair what is this just remembering what it feels like to be close to you
00:46:10blair how many times do i have to tell you there's nothing between us
00:46:13what the hell are you talking about julian we belong together my heart belongs to someone else
00:46:22ari
00:46:22wait wait really that dollar menu rejects what could you possibly see in her i've never met anyone
00:46:30like her i don't even know her that well but i know there's something between us and i'd be an
00:46:36idiot not to try and get her back julian you're making it really hard to hate you right now guess
00:46:42i know where i stand i guess i do too
00:46:53i can't let julian walk away thinking it's over not tonight
00:47:10wait for me julian
00:47:16great i blew it
00:47:25ari what are you doing here i uh was picking up arius
00:47:32yeah he did seem pretty miserable out there
00:47:35hey i'm sorry i've been ghosting you the past couple of days
00:47:38i can't i can't explain it right now but
00:47:42soon julian i promise we can really be together
00:47:47why not now why not now because
00:47:50i can wait
00:48:10nicky was it
00:48:12mason right your new teammate arius he's not what you think arius what about him he's equal and she's
00:48:21taking julian from me i want her out of the fencing competition she's a girl
00:48:28you're kidding
00:48:31so wait all this time i've been losing to a girl this isn't about your primary
00:48:37mason
00:48:40we get her kicked off with a team she's disqualified from tryouts you get your ranking back and julian's
00:48:48little distraction problem
00:48:50goes away
00:48:51how do we do it
00:48:55need that
00:49:00this is
00:49:01this is his
00:49:01hers
00:49:02whatever
00:49:03whatever
00:49:13got it
00:49:15so now go to the dean we're not just going to the dean first we need to make it official
00:49:22formal complaint signatures the whole ordeal then the exposure in front of everyone you mean like
00:49:31a show a takedown tomorrow 8 a.m don't be late i can do that good boy
00:50:13just like the
00:50:19Oh, fuck.
00:50:25Hey, boys.
00:50:29Blair, please do not interrupt my practice.
00:50:32Whatever you got going on with Julian, keep it off the strip.
00:50:35Oh, I'm not here for Julian.
00:50:38What is she doing?
00:50:39I thought we had a deal.
00:50:41Hey, Arius.
00:50:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:56Or should I say, Ari?
00:50:59She's been lying to all of you.
00:51:01She's not even the guy.
00:51:03Her name is Ari Sherwood from Queensfield.
00:51:05You can't push the entire team.
00:51:08You like a bitch.
00:51:09From bro to hoe in three seconds flat.
00:51:12Arius Sherwood, this is a very serious breach of school policy.
00:51:22Misrepresentation of identity, falsified enrollment documents, section 3A, subsection 7.
00:51:29Ring any bells?
00:51:30You might want to brush up on the Kingsfield Student Athlete Compliance Handbook sometime.
00:51:36Rules exist for a reason.
00:51:39Once we start bending them, we might as well not have them at all.
00:51:42You are not a boy, correct?
00:51:45Does that look like a boy to you?
00:51:47He's got titties, Dean Brown.
00:51:50Effective immediately, you are placed on at-home suspension, pending review by the disciplinary board.
00:52:00What's going on?
00:52:01Talk to me.
00:52:03I'm not who I said I was.
00:52:05I'm sorry.
00:52:14All right.
00:52:16Show's over.
00:52:17Hit the showers.
00:52:26Dean Brown.
00:52:28What's going to happen to Ari?
00:52:29Tell me, please.
00:52:30Mr. Blake, this is an internal matter.
00:52:34I can't discuss active disciplinary cases.
00:52:37She's my teammate.
00:52:40A formal complaint was filed against Arius.
00:52:44A formal complaint?
00:52:45Huh?
00:52:45Filed by who?
00:52:48Blair Ryland of Queensfield Academy.
00:52:51One of your teammates, co-signed.
00:52:53Afraid I can't do anything about it.
00:52:55So you just what, suspended her?
00:52:57Procedurally, yes.
00:52:58Tending review by the board.
00:53:00Trust me.
00:53:01I don't enjoy this sort of thing.
00:53:05Actually, I do enjoy it.
00:53:07Rules are my love language.
00:53:19I don't know what to do, Mom.
00:53:23If we don't get you that money, how else will we pay?
00:53:27Ari.
00:53:30Whatever happens, it's going to be okay.
00:53:33No, it's not going to be okay, Mom.
00:53:36We need to get you that treatment.
00:53:40You need to focus on yourself.
00:53:43It'll be okay.
00:53:44No.
00:53:50Look at me.
00:53:59I'm proud of you.
00:54:00I'm proud of you.
00:54:03No matter what happens.
00:54:10Miss Sherwood, you have a visitor.
00:54:16Julian?
00:54:20Julian?
00:54:25How did you find me?
00:54:26I remember what you said about your mom.
00:54:28This was the first hospital I called.
00:54:30My mom was here, too.
00:54:33I didn't know Ari had a boyfriend.
00:54:38I'm a very handsome one, too.
00:54:41He's not my boyfriend.
00:54:43It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Sherwood.
00:54:47Aren't you mad?
00:54:50About me lying?
00:54:51About everything?
00:54:55Miss Sherwood, would you mind excusing us for a minute?
00:54:58Of course.
00:55:16I didn't know what to think at first.
00:55:21But after the initial shock wore off,
00:55:23and after the secondary shock wore off,
00:55:27it dawned on me.
00:55:31If my mom were still alive,
00:55:36I would do anything
00:55:40to save her.
00:55:45So no, I'm not mad about the light.
00:55:51Because we can still save yours.
00:55:58I love you, Julian.
00:56:00Did I just say that out loud?
00:56:05Sorry, what?
00:56:07Nothing.
00:56:12We're going to have to make some changes.
00:56:14Coach,
00:56:16I'll call you back.
00:56:18What is it, Julian?
00:56:19You have to let Ari back on the team.
00:56:23It's not up to me, son.
00:56:26She's the best fencer we have.
00:56:29I know.
00:56:33We can't just ignore this.
00:56:36Ari Sherwood competing under false pretenses
00:56:38is his grounds for expulsion.
00:56:43Coach, Julian,
00:56:44this is a closed meeting.
00:56:46Then you need to reopen it
00:56:47because you're talking about one of my fencers.
00:56:55Julian,
00:56:56go ahead.
00:56:59With all due respect,
00:57:01the Blade doesn't care
00:57:02who's wielding it.
00:57:03If Ari can fence with the boys
00:57:05and win,
00:57:06she needs to be on that strip.
00:57:08We'll take that into consideration.
00:57:11there is nothing
00:57:12in the student-athlete compliance handbook
00:57:14that says that Ari needs to be a male to compete.
00:57:20You actually read the handbook?
00:57:22Cover to cover, sir.
00:57:25Well,
00:57:26technically,
00:57:28that's true,
00:57:29but I just...
00:57:30But nothing.
00:57:34You better win, son.
00:57:36I want a new trophy for the cupboard.
00:57:39We will.
00:57:40And thank you, sir.
00:57:43I can't believe someone actually read the handbook.
00:57:47Back to the gym, Blake.
00:57:49We got nationals tomorrow.
00:57:54Nationals tomorrow.
00:57:55Bus leaves at 8 a.m.
00:57:57You're clear to come.
00:58:10No hiding anymore.
00:58:25Just ignore them.
00:58:27You're here
00:58:28because you're in it.
00:58:35Hey, Brown.
00:58:40Never seen you at a match before.
00:58:42Wow.
00:58:43When we're not on campus,
00:58:44you can call me a gym.
00:58:46School spirit, coach.
00:58:50Guess we're all bending the rules today,
00:58:52aren't we?
00:58:52And representing Kingsfield
00:58:55is Julian Blake and Ari Sherwood.
00:58:59Wait, what's a girl doing here?
00:59:02Yeah, I thought it was boys only.
00:59:05Kingsfield's gonna be easy to take down this year.
00:59:11This year's champion will receive $100,000
00:59:14and have full scholarships
00:59:16from Stanford University.
00:59:17I'm going to win.
00:59:20I'm going to win.
00:59:24I'm going to win.
00:59:34Wait.
00:59:35I'll win.
00:59:43I'll win.
00:59:53I'll win.
01:00:03This year's champion will be not sunk in there.à¸à¸±à¸™
01:00:09Point, Sherwood. Kingsfield, first place. Sherwood, Blake, tie.
01:00:32I guess it's just us now. Don't get too comfortable, Julian. I plan on taking the championship.
01:00:39Good. That means I'll actually have to try.
01:00:44I appreciate everything you've done for me.
01:00:57After tomorrow.
01:01:00Yeah, after tomorrow. It's gonna be hard sleeping next to you tonight, though.
01:01:06Better stay in your own bed. Don't sabotage me like this, Sherwood.
01:01:10How could I possibly resist thee, Julian Blake?
01:01:17Good luck tomorrow.
01:01:19You too, Julian.
01:01:42Why does it have to be so hot?
01:01:47What? Never seen your roommate naked?
01:01:51Uh-huh.
01:01:53All right.
01:01:57I have never been more proud of someone.
01:02:11Tomorrow.
01:02:15Tomorrow.
01:02:20Ladies and gentlemen, for the national championship representing Kingsfield Academy, Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake.
01:02:34In the 103-year history of this tournament, a girl has never competed in the boys' championship, let alone stood
01:02:44one victory away from winning it all.
01:02:48Bring it on, shrimp.
01:02:50Don't let me beat you.
01:02:51I've been waiting for this moment to kick your ass.
01:03:06The championship will be decided in three bouts. The first to score two points wins the title.
01:03:12Angard.
01:03:14Prate.
01:03:16Alex.
01:03:24First bout, Sherwood.
01:03:37En garde!
01:03:39Alec!
01:03:47Second bout, Blake!
01:03:53Damn, he's passed.
01:03:58Our final bout to decide the championship, $100,000, and the full scholarship to Stanford University.
01:04:08En garde!
01:04:10Pret!
01:04:11Alec!
01:04:38It's a tie!
01:04:39In 103 years of this tournament, we have never seen anything like this.
01:04:44But a tie is a tie, which means our co-champions of Kingsfield Academy is Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake!
01:05:08This is why we don't have girls in this tournament, gentlemen.
01:05:10Will you please shut up?
01:05:15Out with tradition, fellas!
01:05:17Sherwood, wait!
01:05:19Sherwood, wait!
01:05:20Sherwood, wait!
01:05:21Sherwood, wait!
01:05:23Sherwood, wait!
01:05:24Sherwood, wait!
01:05:25Sherwood, wait!
01:05:25Sherwood, wait!
01:05:29So, what happens now?
01:05:33In the case of co-champions, the prizes are shared, which means Ari Sherwood and Julian Blake will receive full
01:05:42scholarships to Stanford University, and they will split the $100,000 prize.
01:05:48What?
01:05:49No!
01:05:50No!
01:05:51No!
01:05:52No!
01:05:53This is bullshit!
01:05:54That's supposed to be me, Julian!
01:06:00Stanford.
01:06:01Me.
01:06:03Not split.
01:06:04What do you mean?
01:06:06Every cent of that money is going to your mother's tree.
01:06:09Julian, you can.
01:06:10I can.
01:06:11And I will.
01:06:19I always thought being invisible would keep me safe.
01:06:23But if you step out, be yourself, and do what you love, you might just get what you want.
01:06:42So, I'll see you at Stanford then?
01:06:45Guess so.
01:06:54I love you, Ari Sherwood.
01:06:58I love you, Julian Blake.
01:07:00I want to let you know that you got me.
01:07:06You know, we don't have to be out of the dorms till tomorrow.
01:07:11Hmm.
01:07:13Hmm.
01:07:13You call me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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