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00:16Mebby's the four of us can sit down together and we'll just iron it out.
00:20Hello?
00:22Hello.
00:22Hi.
00:24I'm missing you.
00:25I'm missing the kids.
00:26I'm just thinking going home feels like the right decision.
00:28This is my cue to just leave.
00:31So nice to see you, Aaron.
00:32I'm in a pregnancy month.
00:33I'm in full nesting mode.
00:36Do you want to go for a little chat?
00:37Things have got really petty and really out of hand.
00:40This should never have started in the first place.
00:43This is what the whole family have been waiting for.
00:47So good?
00:47Yeah?
00:47Yeah.
00:49Yay!
00:51Fucking hell.
00:52Hooray!
00:53I'm so happy that it's finally done.
00:55Do you think it should be?
00:56If that went so well, then it's the perfect time for me and Ricky to get our closure.
01:04What is the underlying issue with me?
01:07Is it because I do not get ex-partner?
01:11What the fuck is trying to bring my ex-partner into absolutely every conversation?
01:15Leah's just gone over with a hand grenade.
01:18What's the ex going to do with it?
01:20Fuck all.
01:21It was going so well.
01:23Oh, God.
01:27Oh, God.
02:00I feel for Chloe because this is meant to be a celebration for her 30th.
02:04But instead, it feels like a moody version of Downton Abbey.
02:08No offence, Abbey.
02:10I've started packing because I'm just done.
02:12What's your thoughts?
02:14I don't know, babe.
02:15We've just had enough of everything.
02:17I really don't want Leah to pack up and go because at the end of the day, she was just
02:21trying to clear things up with Ricky.
02:22It's not our fault.
02:23He's took it the wrong way.
02:24I don't think you should go.
02:25I know, but it's so hard when I can hear people talking about us.
02:31It's not a nice feeling.
02:32I wouldn't go home.
02:34Chantel!
02:35I don't even want to get involved.
02:36I'm here for me 30th, not for all this drama.
02:39What's happened tonight?
02:40It's mental.
02:41James made up with Ricky and Ricky made up with James.
02:44I don't know why it would be carried on after a while.
02:46No, because me and Ricky were having a conversation about our scenario.
02:49It's nothing to do with James.
02:51But it always spirals out of control.
02:53How do we spiral out of control?
02:55Because I mentioned his ex.
02:57He said he tried to squash the beef and you didn't want to squash it.
03:00Why can't I not speak?
03:03Why don't you just squash it like everyone worked it out?
03:06I'm trying to get to the bottom of why he...
03:09Babe, there's no need to get the book because James and Ricky have just made up
03:12and you've just...
03:13It's completely separate issues.
03:15No, no, no, no, anything.
03:19So if you're not happy that you made up, you should be happy for the beef to be squashed completely.
03:23That's their beef!
03:24That's their beef!
03:26That's their beef!
03:27And I took it...
03:28I thought you were going to squash the beef.
03:30Everybody has to be squashed with me.
03:34I feel like she loves the attention, so if that means drama in the house, then so be it.
03:40If that means I get the attention.
03:42You just said to cry that James and Ricky squashed the beef...
03:46Yes, because I might have watched me partner be so emotionally drained when he's got shit going on.
03:52Are you ready?
03:53Ready for one?
03:57It's all kicking off again.
03:59But I know if I get involved, it's going to blow up even more.
04:02So I'm going to sit right here and have my chocolate bar.
04:07You don't understand.
04:08I didn't make it clear because you're telling me she's crying.
04:11Of course I cried!
04:13Stop lying!
04:14I said to you!
04:15No!
04:15You're supposed to be on a positive to be positive.
04:17Really positive?
04:18Yes!
04:18But then you've got to be negative if I'm carrying a beef...
04:21Why are any of my pals getting aggressive now?
04:24I'm not getting aggressive.
04:26I'm raising me boys.
04:27So what?
04:27I'm not getting aggressive in this life, so please don't use that card.
04:33They say...
04:33One o'clock in the morning, we're not fucking doing this.
04:37It's just been...
04:37All feds, we're told tomorrow, okay?
04:40Yeah.
04:41No one needs to be getting heated.
04:43At least you need to be put to bed.
04:45Like everyone needs to go to bed.
04:46It's looking like another night has been ruined by this drama
04:49and I'm just fucking sick of it.
04:51It's been the full time for me 30th and I can't take it anymore.
05:07Last two days, do you want iced coffee?
05:10No.
05:14I woke up this morning so confused.
05:17I really did not want to create any drama last night.
05:20Might not be ready for this, but I want you by my side.
05:28Just fucking...
05:31Absolute fucking idiot.
05:33I can't believe after finally sorting everything out,
05:37Leah's had to start it again.
05:38At least now everyone is seeing the real problem.
05:41It's Leah.
05:43I'm apologising for stuff and I'm not getting any apologies back.
05:45You didn't get anything back?
05:46This is what I mean.
05:47She's just took you there and started creating more drama.
05:51The fact that she wants apologies all the time,
05:53but then she can't give apologies.
05:55Shows a lot about her personality.
05:56Look at what we heard upstairs last night.
05:58That was Shanta and Leah.
05:59Why?
05:59Because of Leah.
06:01Nobody else.
06:01Leah.
06:02You went down there to squash it, as you did with James.
06:05That was all Leah.
06:07She's instigate there.
06:08This is why.
06:12This is why.
06:15Oh.
06:16Oh.
06:16Because this is why.
06:17Oh.
06:20Oh.
06:20It's just a shame because it wasn't my intention to go into that conversation
06:24for it to end how it did.
06:26Oh, absolutely.
06:28After all of the drama last night, I think it's good that me and Leah
06:31just have a bit of our own space and let things cool off for a bit
06:34before we go and join the rest of them.
06:36You were just involved in all of this, as I was.
06:39Yeah. So I've got my closure.
06:41You deserve to have yours as well.
06:43It's been a heavy weight on my shoulders. Exactly.
06:46And I don't want an apology or nothing like that.
06:48Yeah. That wasn't my intention.
06:50But the way I'm thinking in my brain,
06:53if we get to the core issue of why he dislikes me so much,
06:57we can work back from that and get some form of closure.
07:02I think we're never going to win these things.
07:05It's just going to go around and round in circles.
07:08The top and bottom of it is we don't want this to drag out any further
07:11because we've got more exciting things happening in our lives.
07:14I know. Having tit for tat about what he said and she said.
07:19I just don't want to go back and forth.
07:21It's like schoolyard stuff.
07:22I want it squished. Yeah.
07:24I don't think Leah's ever going to really get what she wants from Ricky.
07:27So I think it'll get to a point where we just need to try
07:30and forget about it and move on.
07:32I think the best thing to do,
07:33I think I might just try and find them and just, like,
07:36have a little chat. Yeah.
07:41Oh, it smells good, Chlorboar.
07:47Nah, not enough for you.
07:48It's got a fair few on.
07:49They're burning!
07:51Don't exaggerate.
07:51Right, so you're going to put it in cold water now?
07:53Excellent!
07:54Cold water now, but now.
07:55Not that that's done yet, Sophie.
07:56Yeah, they are.
07:57Why is everyone looking at my eggs?
07:59That's really hot because of the pressure.
08:01How do you like your eggs in the morning, then?
08:03A little bit runny.
08:05Well, they're definitely not runny.
08:06They've been there for an hour.
08:07Right, OK, let's prove a point.
08:09Next one.
08:10Let's prove a point, right?
08:11You've got to put it in ice.
08:12You've got to wait.
08:13No!
08:13You've got to wait, Chloe.
08:14All right, don't shit.
08:15They are overboard, yeah?
08:17Chloe came in this house and couldn't boil an egg.
08:20Ten years later, she still can't boil a fucking egg.
08:23What are we doing today?
08:24Right, so today I've decided we're going to go to a vineyard.
08:27Nathan, you're going to come.
08:28Look at that.
08:28Abby, you as well, Ricky, and Chantel.
08:31Oh, I'm excited.
08:32Getting out the villa is exactly what I need.
08:35It is still a bit awkwardly after last night.
08:38But I don't regret signal for Ricky one single bit.
08:41All right, then, well, if news are going there,
08:43Aaron, Gary, Sophie, Jordan, we'll go to Health and Wellness Club.
08:48Yeah, yeah, so, like, sauna, steam, cold pool plungers.
08:53Have you done a cold plunge before?
08:55Good for recovery?
08:56Recovery from what?
08:57The wine last season.
08:58Jai, it's good for your sperm.
09:00Cold plunge.
09:01There you go.
09:02You two driving my baby.
09:03Get the swimmers going.
09:05I think taking Jordan's swimmers to the Antarctic
09:08is an absolute amazing idea.
09:11Hopefully they'll wake up now, lazy bastards.
09:14If you was a guy on there, me and Vicky are just going to head
09:16into Qashqai and get some food and that and talk about the wedding and stuff.
09:19Oh!
09:20You two have been sleeping in separate beds right now.
09:23I think you actually deserve a little date together.
09:26Why don't you give your bed up for them?
09:27Why don't you shut the fuck up?
09:31Jack, it's been about, you know, my friend.
09:33It has. It's been a blander. It's been fun.
09:35What do you think about us Geordies?
09:37Yeah, good luck, good stuff.
09:39Jack is leaving today.
09:41I do actually feel really good.
09:43It's actually meant to think how much everyone has moved on with their lives.
09:47And finally, it's been my turn to get to do that.
09:50Well then, shall we start getting ready?
09:51Yeah. Yeah, how are then?
09:53Whoever's come in the vineyard, dress nice, let's dress glam.
09:55I come back every time, yeah, oh, oh.
10:01Doesn't matter what you do or say, I come back every time, yeah, oh, oh.
10:08Doesn't matter what you do or say, I know you feel it too.
10:14Lovely day for it, baby.
10:17Very sad.
10:18Very sad.
10:22I love you.
10:23I love you.
10:24Have you enjoyed it?
10:26Yeah.
10:27Everyone loves you, and I'm glad you've come.
10:29I've packed the couple crew now.
10:30I know, yeah.
10:31That's what you're buzzing, isn't it?
10:32That's what you're wanting me for.
10:33Tell everyone I said bye.
10:34Obviously, everyone's making everyone to go, but have a good rest of the time, yeah?
10:38I love you.
10:38I love you, I'll see you later, yeah?
10:40Love you.
10:40Bye, darling.
10:41Bye.
10:42Having a boyfriend in here is a massive deal for me because I've never done it before,
10:46and I think it's made me open up so much more,
10:49and I feel like everyone's seen a different, softer side to us.
10:55Oh, fucking door.
11:00Ah!
11:00Oh, God.
11:02Oh, God.
11:02Oh, God.
11:03Oh, God.
11:04Oh, God.
11:07Oh, God.
11:08Oh, God.
11:08Oh, God.
11:08Oh, God.
11:08I pop through the floor, I sense touch.
11:12I can't feel the way it is.
11:15Casey's getting prepared.
11:16I'm nesting.
11:17You're nesting?
11:18Yeah, I'm nesting.
11:18Casey's nesting.
11:21Me and Casey never do anything by half.
11:24We're having a new floor added to the house because I had so many kids,
11:28there's no bedrooms left.
11:30I feel like I moved into the house when I was pregnant with Oaks.
11:32That wasn't planned.
11:33Now I'm having a bloody extension put on the house,
11:36and I'm welcoming a new baby.
11:37Since Portugal, I have been nonstop trying to get this nursery finished,
11:43and we actually have gotten...
11:46We've made so much progress.
11:48Here is her beautiful cot.
11:51They've also got the changing table.
11:53Can you believe she's got her own bathroom?
11:56She's got her own bathroom.
11:57How lucky is she?
11:58This is something I've just dreamt of.
12:01Look at all the baby girl's clothes.
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05How do you feel about having a daughter?
12:06I can't believe it.
12:07I thought we were only going to have two kids,
12:08and then baby girl came along.
12:11I don't know how.
12:12I'm really glad that Marnie's come back early,
12:15because I feel like I can finally look after her.
12:17She's carrying my daughter,
12:18and now we can just hopefully have it plain sailing until the birth.
12:21I've actually just started packing my hospital bag.
12:25I'm feeling excited.
12:28Anxious for a C-section.
12:30It's not an easy process at all.
12:32And I'm trying to prepare myself
12:35for how the boys are going to adjust
12:39to having a baby in the house.
12:40They're both very, very clingy to me,
12:43and I just hope that they adapt well,
12:45and I just don't want to get mum guilt,
12:46and I just want to give them all as much attention as I can.
12:51There's like a million things running through my brain right now.
13:02Sophie, Jordan, she's ready.
13:04Two types of girls in this world.
13:07The wine drink and the punch pool.
13:09I think this is exactly what we need.
13:11Have a relaxing day
13:12and get away from all the drama that's back in the villa.
13:23Wait, John, what's nice?
13:24This seems like it's just a stress-free day.
13:27I can think of nothing worse than going with Chloe and that
13:29into our vineyard.
13:30To a vineyard, drink wine.
13:31The nicest possible way.
13:32Nathan, Chloe and that.
13:33Pissed on wine.
13:35All day.
13:35The mad thing is,
13:36this is actually like my perfect day.
13:41I'm actually excited to go and sit in an ice bath
13:44and get in the sauna.
13:46What has life become?
13:47We joined up to some weird shit
13:49trying to get pregnant by it.
13:51Tell them about the wank.
13:52Oh, my God, this is brilliant.
13:54They sound really going to enjoy this one.
13:55So, obviously, I was ovulating,
13:57so I can't miss the peak.
13:58So, we're at his dad's and his wife's
14:00and they've got, like, this tiny little room
14:02that we're sleeping, right?
14:03And the walls are super thin.
14:03The walls are, like, thin.
14:04It's, like, one of them old terrace houses things.
14:06Anyways, I went to John.
14:07I said, I'm ovulating.
14:08I said, I just have to do it.
14:10I went, right, I've got an idea.
14:11I'll just want you off, right?
14:12And then as soon as you're going to come,
14:14I'll just sit on it.
14:16What?
14:17What the fuck's she talking about?
14:20Imagine being a baby born on a wank.
14:21So, anyway, right?
14:23So, I'm just going like that.
14:24I was like, how long is that?
14:25His confidence coming?
14:26I was like, all right.
14:26Yeah, go.
14:27And I went, and he went, ready?
14:28I went, all right, ready?
14:29Oh, spread the cheeks.
14:30And I just went, and he went, inside.
14:33And I went, and then, and then,
14:35and then we just looked into it.
14:36I went, done, you went, done.
14:37I went, no, it's good to sleep.
14:38Imagine that would have worked.
14:39I'd have been class.
14:43Hey, I'm too cool for you.
14:46I'm too cool for you.
14:53Do I look sexy here?
14:55You've got your abs from Turkey.
14:57You've got your tits from Turkey?
14:59So.
14:59We're actually, like, real-life action men and Barbie.
15:03Oh, yeah.
15:04Am I Ken?
15:05Yeah, you are Ken, until you open your mouth.
15:07What the fuck is that meant to mean?
15:08It's just a bit of a chava, aren't you?
15:10How?
15:11It's the way you're getting on, love.
15:12You are?
15:13And I, five minutes.
15:15And never change me.
15:16Never change your ways.
15:18Never change, I'll always remember where I came from.
15:20For all the gravy in the world, never change your ways, right?
15:23Of course.
15:24Ah.
15:25This is the life.
15:32Hi.
15:34Hiya.
15:35Do you want to have a quick chat?
15:37Can do?
15:38Yeah.
15:40I really hope Liam wants to squash this now, because I cannot handle any more beef.
15:45Literally, if I get any more beef, I'm going to be joining Jay as a fucking vegan.
15:49What's it going to be?
15:51How are you?
15:53Tired.
15:54Yeah.
15:56Erm.
15:57Honestly, my intention wasn't to, like, drag it on after you and James had, like, squashed him.
16:02I think it's like more, you've got your closure, James has got his, Jay's got his, and I sort of
16:09just want a closure for myself so we can actually walk past each other and go,
16:12Oh, hi, you all right?
16:13That's all I want.
16:15OK.
16:17I feel like we're going around the circles over and over and over and not get anywhere and it's a
16:23shame how last night happened, because obviously the lads had a conversation, squashed it, and then it's ended up carrying
16:28on again, you know?
16:28And ultimately, you know, we need to move on.
16:31No, I know.
16:32At this minute in time, we're not going to see eye to eye.
16:34Yeah.
16:35But I think, you know, in terms of, for everyone in the house, you know, there's been a lot of
16:39hostility and I don't think it's fair if we keep dragging it on and dragging it on and dragging it
16:43on.
16:43No, I agree.
16:44You know?
16:44I want to draw the line with you.
16:46I do.
16:47Good.
16:48Same.
16:49Good.
16:50Sweet.
16:51So, Sybil?
16:52Yeah?
16:53Yeah.
16:54OK.
16:54Let's enjoy the last, you know, amount of time.
16:57Exactly.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Yeah, me one.
16:59I feel better.
17:01Right.
17:01I hope you do as well.
17:02Cheers to that.
17:03Cheers.
17:04We've got that.
17:05The end.
17:10Me and Ricky will never be besties, but I do hope that is the end of all the drama, because
17:15it is from my side.
17:29Welcome, everyone.
17:30Hello.
17:30We are Chrissie and Martha, and are you fine with your knees?
17:35I'm going to say, I'm getting cramped in my leg.
17:37Jeez, are you enjoying that?
17:39I'm trying to imagine what the gaz ten years ago, if he was standing right there looking at me now
17:46in this pink dressing gown, he would be so disappointed.
17:50But you know what?
17:52But you know what?
17:52I'm proud.
17:53We're going to do some stretching to wake up our bodies a little bit, and then we'll jump into the
17:58first full plunge.
17:59Is it good for sperm?
18:02We want to be...
18:04We're trying for a baby.
18:06These women don't look too sure, but right now, I'll try anything to get that sperm good.
18:18You're energised?
18:19Yes.
18:20Yes.
18:21We're going to really cold water now.
18:23Let's go.
18:24Let's go.
18:25I'm doing number 10.
18:26I grew up in Newcastle, so I'm used to freezing my balls off.
18:30In this water here, we'll just be Lake Anne in the North Sea.
18:33We're together, we're together, we're together.
18:34Ready?
18:34One, two, three, four, three.
18:36So, you go first, I'll go back.
18:38Fucking hell.
18:38Right.
18:40Oh, my goodness, you're in.
18:47Oh, my God, it's good.
18:51Now, the wind warm it up.
18:52No, you dare.
18:54The only way to describe an ice bath is, like, when you get in it, it's like someone has
18:58got a dagger, and they're just stabbing it in your feet, and then it just transfers up
19:01your body.
19:02It is the worst thing in the world, but that is why it feels so good after.
19:10Right, Jordan.
19:10Well done.
19:12So, Jordan's sperm for now.
19:13Now, get me in that sauna, because that is what I'm talking about.
19:30I've got no fucking idea what's going on with the branches in the towels.
19:34I'm not going to lie.
19:36I like it.
19:47We wanted to make the bigger facts.
19:49These all look lovely.
19:50Come on.
19:51Time to get picked.
19:52Let's go get some wine, baby.
19:55There's a few things that I can't do, but when it comes to daytime drinking, I'm a black
20:00belt ninja warrior.
20:01You look smart.
20:02Well, you look gorgeous.
20:04Hearing Chantelle stick up to me last night has just made me realise what a loyal friend
20:08she is.
20:09If something romantic was going to happen, it would have happened by now, and it would
20:13probably fuck up an entire friendship.
20:15And I tell you what, there is plenty more fish in the sea, especially when you're an
20:19international DJ with real sweet and real tasty teeth.
20:29That's the best sauna I've ever had in my life.
20:32That took me to some places I've never thought I'd ever go to.
20:36I think I was in the rainforest at one point.
20:37Yeah, I was.
20:38Yeah, no rainforest at one point.
20:38In the rainforest, I was gale force waiting for the time.
20:42Gary, it's mental seeing you like this.
20:45Well, last time I seen you, obviously, I was living with you, wasn't I?
20:48And you were drinking, you were going out all the time, and then now you're just sitting
20:52in a pink gown.
20:53You know what it's called, Sophie?
20:54Of course.
20:55Growing up.
20:55Growing up.
20:56This must be good for your fighting.
20:58Yeah.
20:58I don't, I mean, the ice baths, I don't get in maybe once a week.
21:01Mm.
21:01Because they're not enjoyable, like.
21:03I'll always go train, ice bath, sauna, shower, done.
21:06I haven't achieved everything that I want in fighting.
21:09I think the last few years, I kind of messed up some of the fights that I lost.
21:13I know I could have won had I not have been in a bad place.
21:16Started with MMA, I had seven fights, won five, lost two.
21:20Went into the boxing, I had five fights, won three, lost two.
21:25And now I've started with the bare-knuckle boxing, and I've already had a couple of wins
21:29in that.
21:30In my head, another 12 to 18 months, and that's my fight career done.
21:34Then I can get my nose fixed.
21:36Shall we just not go back?
21:37Yeah.
21:38We're going to go back to all them pissed from the vineyard.
21:41Nathan's going to be pissed at his head on wine.
21:43Chloe be doing a headstand on the sofa on that.
21:46I just really hope when we get back, it's going to be a lot different, and I hope it's just
21:50zen.
21:58Oh, this is nice.
22:00This is absolutely very classy.
22:02Well done, Chloe.
22:03Don't say I don't treat you.
22:04Are you and your poochie era?
22:06Yes, very poochie, classy era.
22:09How fresh is that strawberry?
22:11I've already got diarrhoea, and I think that's going to set me off.
22:13I've got the shits.
22:15And you know what they say?
22:16A cheeky glass of rosé is the cure.
22:18Well, Chloe, I really appreciate the invite you did, but I don't like wine, I don't like fruit,
22:24and I don't like cheese.
22:25The trick is for the wine.
22:26You don't swallow it, you put it around your mouth and go,
22:29and then spit it out.
22:30I have never spat in my life.
22:32Dirty bastard.
22:46It's the last day in Lisbon, we're all together.
22:49I've had a few glasses of wine, and I'm loving life.
22:54Chloe, happy birthday!
22:56Thank you, everyone!
22:57Thank you for bringing us.
22:59I really appreciate it.
23:00What's been your best part of your birthday?
23:03Best part?
23:03I just feel like we've all really, really bonded.
23:05One million percent.
23:06I've had some amazing memories and stuff, and I wouldn't have had it any other way.
23:08I'm just so grateful to the friendships and everyone coming out, like Gary and Aaron.
23:12Like, it's been absolutely amazing.
23:14And thank you again, Nathan, for it.
23:16Does it feel any different, being 30?
23:18Still feel the same, but apparently, when you get to 30, that's when your life starts.
23:22So I'll let you know, don't you worry.
23:24Right, OK?
23:24I think you're in that era now, anyway.
23:25You've already started the work.
23:27I think you have as well.
23:27So, like, actually prepare yourself for your 30s, and I don't want to make you cry when I actually say
23:30this.
23:31Like, this is genuine.
23:32Like, you've actually put in the groundwork to become an actual fucking adult.
23:36So you actually notice the difference in it?
23:38A hundred percent.
23:38Look how you've been this time around in the house.
23:40Yeah.
23:41We've not argued once.
23:42Yeah, that's why I think I've enjoyed it so much, because before I come in, I worked on myself, like,
23:45a lot.
23:45I did a lot of work on myself.
23:47Keep up the good work.
23:48Thank you, guys.
23:48That's the best thing ever.
23:49Thank you for saying that.
23:51I got on TV at such a young age.
23:53I was only 19, and I was massively targeted about the way that I looked.
23:56Like, I had no bum, I had a big nose, my boobs were saggy, so I started getting surgery.
24:01And I feel like, for a long time, I was trying to chase something that I wasn't.
24:04And along the way, I lost myself, and that's why I've been doing a lot of therapy, a lot of
24:09healing.
24:09I got my BBL removed, and I feel like I'm starting to get the old Chloe Ferry back, and I
24:13just feel so much better about yourself.
24:15There's 48 hours left.
24:16Let's go out tonight with a big bang.
24:18Let's all just get pissed.
24:19No drama.
24:21No drama.
24:22And if we do go to a club tonight, can everyone please fucking dance?
24:25Because it's not just me, me, and Chantal again.
24:27I love dancing, right?
24:28I'm going to get all my moves out tonight.
24:30You just want the cha-cha.
24:32Bring the cat back before you turn three.
24:33I'll do the cat in the club.
24:34You can't be doing that anymore.
24:35What's the cat?
24:36Oh, she's just a crab with her legs, and then she's a cat on the floor.
24:38Nice.
24:39I don't know how I ever know this about myself.
24:41Don't even ask, but I did it on the sesh one time.
24:45Ready?
24:45Oh.
24:46Come on, add the bat of the...
24:47Oh, oh!
24:47Do you not remember that?
24:49I don't remember that.
24:50Even the dog didn't like that, Chloe.
24:52The dog's really hungry.
24:54The dog thought you were a cat.
24:55No, I don't know what I'm talking about.
25:05Ooh, this looks nice.
25:07It does, doesn't it?
25:08We'll definitely find something here for crew, won't we?
25:10It is nice of me and Vicky to, like, get out the house, away from everyone else,
25:13because, don't get this wrong, I love them, but I also love my partner more,
25:17and it's been so hard being away from my son, crew,
25:21so today we just need to get him something special,
25:23like, a nice little hat,
25:25someone that says, I'm sorry your parents abandoned you,
25:28but he has this hat.
25:30Shot glass with boobs on him.
25:31Perfect.
25:32Never good for Chloe, actually.
25:34Smash it like this.
25:35I don't think get him a plate, because he's just going to smash it, isn't he?
25:38I think he'd like that chicken up there, whatever that is.
25:41He would love that.
25:42Out of everything, he would love that chicken.
25:44Oh, my God!
25:45What a giant toad.
25:46It's a bit like you.
25:46Oh, yeah!
25:48Made out the same material, plastic.
25:50What about that chicken thing there?
25:51No!
25:52We could get that.
25:52Stop asking about the chickens.
25:54They've got dinosaurs.
25:55Oh, that's it.
25:56That's what he wants.
25:58Dinosaur, and then we'll get that chicken thing.
26:00Shall we get him the big one?
26:01Yeah.
26:01OK, you want to get this?
26:02Yeah, yeah.
26:03Kyle really has gone above and beyond what I ever thought he would do as a dad.
26:08He is doing all the school drop-offs.
26:10He's even the one having a gossip with all the mums at the school gates.
26:13I just never expected this much from Kyle as a dad.
26:16Right, shall we go and get a drink?
26:18Are you all shopped out?
26:18Yeah, let's get a drink.
26:19We'll talk about the wedding and stuff.
26:20Yeah.
26:21OK.
26:22Are you sure you don't want to go back and get that chicken?
26:24No.
26:26I'm a hot one.
26:27Yeah, I'm turning it up.
26:28I'ma melt your heart, but you can't even touch.
26:32Where are my little scruff bags at?
26:34Hello!
26:37Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the five of the Y.
26:43Surprise, surprise, Nathan is fucking hammered.
26:46And when he's pissed, all he wants to do is annoy me,
26:50so I'm staying well out of his way.
26:52Was it good?
26:52Oh, it was great.
26:53Oh, wow.
26:54Wine eyes.
26:55Yeah, she's...
26:56Fuck.
26:56She's wine eye, yeah?
26:57Oh, my God.
26:59How would you feel about going to the club tonight together?
27:02I haven't been in the nightclub for about 10 years.
27:03I honestly do not know the last time I was physically in a nightclub.
27:08There were some of the best times of my life.
27:10Bring that gas beat up back to the door and talk.
27:14Where's that gas beat up?
27:24Oh, this is nice.
27:26This is lovely.
27:27Let's get that chair for you sugar tits.
27:30Oh, God.
27:32Hold that chair so far away.
27:33It's like you're sitting at a different table.
27:36Cheers to the wedding.
27:39Same with big one with enthusiasm.
27:41Cheers to the wedding.
27:44Wedding planning.
27:45Vicky talks, I nod and agree with whatever she's got to say,
27:49and that is my job done.
27:52Weddings are just hard work, aren't they?
27:54Yeah, yeah, they're impossible.
27:55I just feel like we're battling and I feel like you always win.
27:59That's such a lie.
28:01This is something that I've literally dreamt about
28:03for years and years and years.
28:05Do you not think I've dreamt about it for years and years?
28:07I don't think it was really in your head
28:09when you had all those years of partying and bijou
28:12and birds and...
28:14Booking.
28:17I wasn't going to go there, Kyle.
28:18Booking birds and banter.
28:19Yes.
28:20I know your past.
28:21I'm not naive to it.
28:23Me and Kyle first met at Tuk Tuk Palace in 2018.
28:27On the way to our first date,
28:28Kyle actually got hit by a taxi
28:30and then came hobbling through the door about 20 minutes late.
28:33I thought, who is this guy?
28:36Why have I agreed to go on a date with him?
28:38But then obviously explained what happened.
28:40And I actually thought it was quite cute
28:41that he still wanted to go on a date
28:42after we'd been locked over.
28:44Nathan, we want to be Master of Ceremony.
28:45Can I explain what Master of Ceremony is?
28:47I knew you were going to ask for this.
28:48They basically narrate the date.
28:50Majority family are just like me real family
28:53and I want them each to have a part in me wedding day
28:56because they mean the world to us.
28:57And obviously we want James to be the ring bearer,
29:01but we have to put the ring under James' seat
29:02and he's not going to know that until...
29:04Until literally the moment.
29:05God, he'd be a nightmare because you know James is such a dawdler.
29:09And he'll probably take ages to go to the front of the aisle or so.
29:11Oh, do we sit here outside, do we?
29:14Is this where we're sitting?
29:16He's like an old man.
29:17And then we need a job for Sophie.
29:19What about if she did, like, a nice poem as part of the ceremony?
29:24I think that's a good idea.
29:26Yeah.
29:26How do you feel about, obviously, not inviting some of the others?
29:30The closeness I've got to Jay again in this house
29:34and the closeness I've got to Aaron,
29:36it makes us feel a bit crap and obviously Chloe.
29:40In my dream wedding, all of the Geordies would be invited
29:43and all the Geordies would come,
29:44but there's only a certain amount of places we can have,
29:47so we have to pick carefully.
29:49If I could, I would have invited everyone.
29:52Except Riggie.
29:55I mean, look, I've obviously grown closer to Chloe, like...
29:58She's a good friend.
29:59I feel like she's invited me on her 30 years.
30:01Exactly.
30:02Like, that's a monumental thing for someone, so, yeah.
30:04I'll just explain to her, obviously.
30:06She's not an afterthought.
30:07I just...
30:07We just needed to see, like,
30:08where the relationship was at, basically.
30:10OK.
30:11Now all the wedding rules are sorted,
30:13I just want to keep it on the down low
30:15because I don't want others, like, finding out
30:17because there is a lot that isn't invited,
30:20but I need to tell Chloe ASAP
30:22because she has to book her flights.
30:24She might be busy, but,
30:25things cross, she's not now.
30:28Was that you?
30:30Funny enough, it wasn't now.
30:31It smells like the dog.
30:32Can you take the route for that?
30:34I'm definitely not taking a route for that.
30:42Hi, my favourite boys.
30:43Oh, sexy boys.
30:45Look at all those little besties together.
30:48Oh, no, I'll have to take it.
30:50What the fuck were...
30:51Did you put that there on purpose, you bastard?
30:53Booby trap!
30:54It's like home alone.
30:55Booby trap!
30:56Did you put that there?
30:57No, I still don't knit as well.
30:58I feel like you did.
30:58I still don't knit, man.
30:59I'm telling you, I still don't knit as well.
31:00It was a booby trap there for you.
31:00Is this the jewellery?
31:01I still don't knit as well.
31:02I am so glad that yous two came back,
31:06right, after all these years
31:07of not being in the same house together.
31:09It has just been so good.
31:11It's been enjoyable.
31:13We've done fun things.
31:13We've had a laugh.
31:14Everyone on, like, a holiday together.
31:16It has been nice.
31:17I don't feel like I've spent much time with you
31:18since you've been back.
31:19I know.
31:19Yours with the divide.
31:22There's no divide, Gaby.
31:23There's been a massive divide of your man.
31:25Yeah, but I've not been on the other side.
31:27I think I've been very neutral.
31:28I mean, you just always ended up with them.
31:30Well, tonight, get involved with the lads.
31:32Just get involved with me.
31:33Should we break this?
31:34Oh, my God.
31:35No, no.
31:36Me and you, right?
31:37Should we dress the same at night?
31:38No, what?
31:39Come on, should I dress you?
31:40Imagine being locked in here.
31:41Let me dress you for the last night, you love it.
31:44Oh, God.
31:45You know I'm...
31:45I know for a fine fact you know I'm stylish.
31:47You are?
31:48You are stylish?
31:49But Nathan, you're a six for five.
31:51Gay man.
31:51Don't think...
31:52I thought you were going to say large lady then.
31:54I'm not big lyrics.
31:55I'm not sitting in this club at night with an open-top shirt,
32:00like, bougie, yolly.
32:01No, I wouldn't have you open top.
32:03I'll put a little vest on you.
32:04Just hide your chest.
32:05Right.
32:06Little tight little vest.
32:07This new, mature version of Gabby might act like a grandpa,
32:11but there's still time for me to stop him from dressing like one.
32:14Danger.
32:15Oh, that was close.
32:16I was going to jump in there.
32:18Don't!
32:19As if I'm going to push him, I kind of swim.
32:22Save big leather.
32:24Oh, God.
32:27Come on, let's all walk in together.
32:29We're not going to squeeze it now.
32:31It's a shit shirt, man.
32:33Shit shirt.
32:33Oh, yeah!
32:35You just fired up a dick.
32:37Big leather.
32:37What the fuck?
32:38Gabby just fired on me.
32:41What happened to be Mr. Mature?
32:42That was awful.
32:43What the fuck?
32:44You've just been farted on by Gaz Beedle.
32:47I'm going to sell these pants.
32:48Welcome back.
32:49Oh, big fart.
32:51These are going straight on fucking Amazon.
32:53The money I'll make off is far.
32:56Hey.
32:58Hello, everyone.
33:00I can let you know, flip inside me, right?
33:04Come on, save me, save me.
33:06What do I have to see?
33:12I'm actually really excited for this club tonight.
33:14And after a couple of drinks at the vineyard, I'm ready to go.
33:28I'm gutted I'm staying in on me last night.
33:31But them few afternoon wines have roped me off.
33:34And plus, there's no way I'm missing that flight tomorrow.
33:37I cannot wait to get home and see me little boy Ricardo.
33:43Do you know what's happening for your wedding?
33:46I know where it is.
33:47I know it's booked in that.
33:48I know what's happening.
33:49And I'll be there.
33:50I don't know Vicky from Adam because I met her through you.
33:53Yeah.
33:53That girl, she is one of us.
33:56Yeah.
33:56I'm like, this sounds really weird to the first day she accidentally farted.
34:01I can't remember the girl's face.
34:03I've never imagined that you fart.
34:05And she went, she went, oops.
34:06I was like, never apologize.
34:08Out of all the boys, I'm definitely closest to James and Kyle.
34:12And I can't wait to see Kyle walk down the aisle.
34:14You've got to put into consideration of who you feel like you cannot get married without
34:21them being there.
34:22And I would feel very, very wrong if you two weren't there watching me get married.
34:28I have to put that into consideration.
34:30Do you want to know why I care about you so much and why you're so important to me?
34:33Because you are the only lad that when I first came in, well, when you first came into the
34:38house, I never had to be anyone different with you.
34:42Whereas with the other lads, I had to be a player, I had to be cool, I had to be
34:46rich
34:46and have nice cars and stuff.
34:48I think Nathan was less threatening than the other lads in the house.
34:51You said one wrong thing in front of the other lads and he would just get, like, griefed
34:55for days.
34:56Whereas Nathan was more accepting.
34:57It was refreshing to have a normal conversation with someone and not have to talk about cars
35:04and money and girls all the time.
35:07How many people in this house can sit there and go, I've got a genuine brother?
35:15How many people in this house can sit there and go, I've got some party planning to do,
35:41son.
35:41You're 40th, it's next year, baby.
35:43And you better fucking believe I'm going to have your life.
35:47We'll be fucking raving and misbehaving.
35:50Get one in front of this light, Chloe.
35:52OK, OK.
35:53Oh, oh, is anyone free?
35:55Yeah!
35:57Slay!
35:59Oh, my God, you sick of shit.
36:02Me?
36:03Chloe?
36:03Boys!
36:03Boys!
36:05Get in here.
36:06Come on.
36:07Come on, the girls!
36:09We are girls!
36:13Woo!
36:16Thank you, girls!
36:19Come on in!
36:21Come on in!
36:22Welcome round!
36:23Welcome round!
36:24Tits out!
36:28There's only one person that can lead the cheers and I think it's the master, the father, the being, that
36:36is, Gaz.
36:39Pass, no, go on, pass, no.
36:41No, don't say that.
36:42Come on, Gaz.
36:43Right, okay, right, okay.
36:44So last night, I'm so pleased everything's been sorted out.
36:47It's an absolute pleasure to be back.
36:49Aaron, thank you for giving us that call, saying let's go back.
36:51I'm sorry, it's been like eight or nine years, but now I'm here, I'm buzzing, I came back.
36:57I hope Gary hasn't forgotten whose birthday it is.
37:00I can't believe I'm about to say this, but let's have a cheers.
37:05Here it comes!
37:06And get ready, get in the cars and go to a club.
37:12Bastard!
37:13Yes, baby, let's get to the fucking club!
37:18Woo!
37:18Woo!
37:19Woo!
37:19Woo!
37:20I can't remember the last time I left the house at midnight.
37:25It just feels so late.
37:28It's coming live at 12 o'clock.
37:30I'm ready for Ben.
37:32Gary referred to the Notchie.
37:34Chloe was like, ahem, ahem, ahem.
37:36I'm not fucking mentioning you.
37:38I was expecting a third year friendship.
37:39She was like, hi, hi.
37:40Oh, shit, hi.
37:41Did Notchie answer?
37:42She was going, ahem.
37:43Why are you coughing?
37:51What's the cobbles?
37:53What's the cobbles?
37:54What's the cobbles?
37:54The cobbles?
37:54I feel like I'm on carnage.
37:55Two of the cobbles.
37:59The cobbles.
38:05I feel like I'm on carnage.
38:11Two of the cobbles.
38:11But tonight, I'm letting my locks down.
38:14And I'm getting absolutely wasted.
38:24I feel like I'm in the story show back in the day now.
38:27And it's all night.
38:29Oh, it's all night.
38:34And it's all night.
38:37And it's all night.
38:39It's all night.
38:42Go boys.
38:43It's all good having this for fun together.
38:46It is.
38:46It is.
38:47J, smell what that is.
38:50Fucking bugger remember
38:53I used to live uploading, yeah
38:55If we pile these up, how many of these me and Jay have had, this would go to get that
39:02thing in Dubai
39:04Everything has changed since back in the day when we used to go out
39:08Even I've stopped drinking, but at least we can still go out and have a good time
39:14You know what's time now, right? Everyone looks so young
39:18And yeah, I remember being in the club as a young guy, and seeing like a man standing there, I'd
39:23be like
39:23We are now
39:26I was a bit nervous, I was a bit scared, I was actually not put back, but like Jay not
39:38drinking helps
39:39Like, just cause like, if Jay was now, it's fast, and I'd be like, it'd be even worse, you know
39:44what I mean?
39:44But I think everyone's at a good place in their lives, like them lot
39:48I love the best, but yeah, they might want to get a bit worse, faster than us
39:51Yeah, yeah
39:52And that's all I'm at that stage now
39:54That, that, that, that stage of their life
39:56That, that's their stage, we are now at the stage of
40:01Everybody get the best
40:05Like, the lads are going on as if they're 70 years old, like I know men in the 60s that
40:11can drink and party better than them
40:12They are still young, and they've still got fantastic livers, so come on lads, loosen up a bit
40:31Can I sue you for a second?
40:34Awww
40:37We're going to brew
40:39What the hellie is this all about? I feel like I've been called at the head master's office, am I
40:44in trouble?
40:44We have quite an important question to ask you
40:4722 financials give you a wheel, yeah
40:51So, we feel like there's not been, like, the right time to, like, ask you and, like, have this conversation
40:57So we wanted to know if you would come to our wedding in Rome and Tulum
41:07Yes, I have never been to a foreign wedding before, not only am I going to a wedding, but I'm
41:11going to a different country
41:12It's a winner with our chicken dinner, and I can't wait for some cake
41:17All right, calm down, don't everyone's a buy-in
41:21Obviously me and Kyle do have, like, a little bit of a past, but we are actually really good friends
41:25now
41:25And it would have been such a shame to miss out on his and Vicky's wedding, so I'm just so
41:29grateful that I'm going
41:32Oh, you didn't have so much Botox you could cry
41:39I'm the same, I'd be crying now
41:41Can we buy it then?
41:42Of course you are!
41:44Oh, yeah, like I said, it's like VX
41:55It does feel great to be back in a club with everyone, but Nathan is looking absolutely shit-based
42:00And there's no chance I'm sharing the cab home with him
42:02And I bring the good, good times
42:05Bring the good times
42:10And I bring the good, good times
42:13And I bring the good, good times
42:14I think he's just there making
42:15And I bring the good, good times
42:23Do you know what?
42:24I've had a great time
42:25Everyone looks like I'm enjoying themselves
42:26Having a few drinks
42:27Nathan's up dancing again
42:29I'll be honest
42:29The Jodie Shaw family will always be a massive part of my life
42:33I still love the motor bits
42:34And I bring the good, good times
42:38And I bring the good, good times
42:40Someone to love you
42:41This has been so fun
42:44Thank you, everyone, for coming
42:46Are you excited about meeting your baby sister?
42:49What?
42:50I've wanted this for so long
42:52I've wanted a little girl
42:53Do you know what, though?
42:54I think Kyle's went all out for this wedding
42:56Ready to go and watch Mummy and Daddy get married?
42:59We cannot wait
43:00It's crazy to think that, like, in a few hours
43:02We're gonna have a baby
43:03Literally, you're like, baby
43:03Oh, my God
43:05Oh, my God
43:07Oh, my God
43:13Make this your bride
43:15Vicky is officially part of the Jodie Shaw family
43:19God help her
43:32Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
43:38let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
43:44let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
43:45let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
43:46let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
43:46let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let
43:51You
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