00:00Green shirt guy with a blower in hand
00:02Dusting off the junk in the back of the van
00:05Unrolls the mat, dark and wide
00:07Sprays purple paint, got nowhere to hide
00:10Jigsaw buzzing, following the line
00:12Making sawdust, wasting his time
00:14Oscillating tool for the tiny little notch
00:17Hope he doesn't slip and turn it to a botch
00:19Router spins round, smoothing out the curve
00:22Cutting straight lines, man he's got nerve
00:24Spray paint yellow on the workshop floor
00:26Tracing outline just to do some more
00:29Laminate planks, click them into place
00:31Holy moly, picking up the pace
00:33Scrolls to a curve and fitting it tight
00:36Not bad, looks like he did it right
00:38He's cutting up wood and he's spraying some paint
00:40Working so hard, make a normal guy faint
00:43Is it a palace? No, it's a car
00:45But he's acting like a carpentry star
00:48Build it up, screw it down, make it look clean
00:52The fanciest white van you've ever seen
00:57Traces grey plastic with the marker in red
01:00Copying the homework, that's what I said
01:02Drill goes whir, poking holes in the ply
01:04Handle cut out, give it a try
01:07Puts it on foam, thick and yellow
01:09Sprays it blue, what a colorful fellow
01:11Cuts the foam out, stabs it with the punch
01:14Looking like a sponge that you eat for lunch
01:16Paint roller green, now it looks weird
01:19Hard wire cutter, just like I feared
01:21Staples the fabric, pulls it round the back
01:23Tufting the buttons, picking up the slack
01:26Looks like a sofa from 1984
01:28Bolts it to the wall, right by the door
01:30Sits in the back, stretches out his arm
01:33Thinking that his craftsmanship is working like a charm
01:35He's cutting up wood and he's spraying some paint
01:38Working so hard, make a normal guy faint
01:40Is it a palace? No, it's a car
01:42But he's acting like a carpentry star
01:45Build it up, screw it down, make it look clean
01:49The fanciest white van you've ever seen
01:54Wide shot flex, look at the spread
01:57Wood on the floor and wood overhead
01:59Zoom in close on the tufted wall
02:01We get it bro, you're having a ball
02:04Another close up, just give it a rest
02:06We know the buttons are simply the best
02:09Holy moly, the finish is slick
02:11But the camera cuts are making me sick
02:13Not bad work, it's a cozy den
02:15Now show us the angle again and again
02:18He's cutting up wood and he's spraying some paint
02:20Working so hard, make a normal guy faint
02:23Is it a palace? No, it's a car
02:25But he's acting like a carpentry star
02:27Build it up, screw it down, make it look clean
02:32The fanciest white van you've ever seen
02:37Rips down the roof, throws it away
02:39Circular sore, comes out to play
02:42Cutting thin strips, tongue in the groove
02:44Fitting together, smooth ask a move
02:46Mask on his face, breathing in fumes
02:49Spraying white paint in the spraying rooms
02:51Drills pilot holes, don't crack the wood
02:54Holy moly, it's looking pretty good
02:56Screws up the frame, puts panels inside
02:58Checkerboard ceiling for a fancy ride
03:01Wires up a switch, try not to spark
03:03Or you'll be sitting alone in the dark
03:06Click goes the switch, power flows through
03:08Show off the floor and the ceiling too
03:10Zoom in close on the buttons and thread
03:12We get it, dude, it's where you lay your head
03:15He's cutting up wood and he's spraying some paint
03:17Working so hard, make a normal guy faint
03:20Is it a palace? No, it's a car
03:22But he's acting like a carpentry star
03:24Build it up, screw it down, make it look clean
03:29The fanciest white van you've ever seen
03:34Pan to the left, pan to the right
03:36Tufted walls, looking nice and tight
03:39Not bad for a box on four wheels
03:41But tell me how your 8-Kim back feels
03:43Show off the 경u
03:44Bowls
03:44Show off the sky
03:44Show off the ground
03:44Can you buy everything
03:44영 awon
03:44Calc
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