00:00Red shirt, water's edge, what's he gonna do?
00:02White bag, fills it up, ripples coming through
00:03Lips at hot cone shape, hanging from a tree
00:05Holes are poked, dripping down, DIY to cream
00:07Hair wash, time under the drip, not bad, I guess
00:10Next scene, green tent, dude's in distress
00:11Scratching his head, something ain't right, this ain't glamping
00:14More like survival plight
00:16Life facts, yeah, they showing us how
00:19To survive in the wild, right here and now
00:23Plastic bags, toilet rolls, matches and glue
00:27Holy moly, what we gonna do?
00:31Black comb, razor blade, binder clips in place
00:33Makeshift trimmer, shaving that face
00:35Toilet paper, rolls in his hand
00:37Blows his nose, empty roll, part of the plan
00:40Tasty bag inside, water for with care
00:41Drinking from TP, I swear
00:43Tin can nail punch, holes all around
00:45DIY greater, on camping ground
00:48Life hacks, yeah, they showing us how
00:51To survive in the wild, right here and now
00:55Plastic bags, toilet rolls, matches and glue
00:59Holy moly, what we gonna do?
01:03Sand time, grating cheese with a candle
01:05In creation, matches in a box, red tips
01:07Amputation, knife work, precise cut
01:09Making sparks fly, before and after
01:10Watch the matches die
01:11Blue and white rope, fork, handles to aim
01:13Knotted tight, decorative fame
01:15Scissors, snip, lighters, flame, no fraying allowed
01:17Forked a backpack, portable and proud
01:19Life hacks, yeah, they showing us how
01:23To survive in the wild, right here and now
01:27Tasty bags, toilet rolls, matches and glue
01:31Holy moly, what we gonna do?
01:36Strawberry squash, plastic bag to spare
01:37Wet wipe lid, hot glue with flair
01:39Bottles on the side, utility knife slice
01:41Strawberry storage, looking pretty nice
01:44Ten again, munching fruit, problem solved
01:45Squash-free berries, mission involved
01:47Paper plate, red edges torn apart
01:49Folded in words, playing both parts
01:51From the woods to the tent
01:54Survival's the intent
01:55Gotta make do with what you find
01:58Leave no trace behind
02:00Noodles instant in the makeshift dish
02:01Hot water, pour, fulfilling his wish
02:04Tasty forks, ready, stir and slurp with glee
02:05Noodles satisfaction, wild and free
02:07Small bottle, big bottle, a plastic embrace
02:09Holes, a punch, twine, threaded with grace
02:11Artificial grass, cut to size with care
02:13Makeshift sandal for barefoot dare
02:16Life hacks, yeah, they showing us how
02:19To survive in the wild, right here and now
02:23Bastic bags, toilet rolls, matches and glue
02:27Holy moly, what we gonna do?
02:31Green noodles soaked, looking kinda bleak
02:33Campus stoves on, burning to a freak
02:35Water poured on, charcoal in the cup
02:37Drinking the grime, what's up?
02:40Face mask cut, soap inside with glee
02:41String it up, hand wash tree
02:43Jackets too, zip together tight
02:45Sleeping bag hack, sleeping through the night
02:47Green boot step out, tent door swings wide
02:49Hoodie sleeve, comfort inside
02:51Cut and sewn, a cozy boot hugger
02:545e minute crafts, logo not bad bruh
02:56Survival skills, a wild creation
02:57Die wide mastery, pure relation
02:59So next time you lost and feeling sad
03:01Remember these hacks and don't be mad
03:04Get out of the way
03:07You
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