00:00Alright, I am logged in and now I can go on to PokerStars.net. I want to win some big
00:08money, yeah! Woo!
00:11Ah, come on, baby. Let's get there.
00:16No! Not the emergency alert system. And it is offering a blue screen of death warning. That's not fair.
00:29Oh! Why?
00:35We are activating the emergency alert system to bring you an actual emergency.
00:42The people at PokerStars has predicted a blue screen of death warning.
00:47We want you to shut off your computer within the next 60 seconds or less or else your computer will
00:55crash.
00:55There are over 10 million people from America, Italy, Japan, China, France, England, and Australia that have their computer crashed
01:06while trying to play PokerStars in the last 10 minutes.
01:11So please, once again, shut off your computers right now. You better hurry up or else your computer's going to
01:20crash.
01:27What do you mean that I have to shut off my computer?
01:30I don't want to play PokerStars!
01:32But there's an earlier version of QueerStars, right here.
01:35Alright, man.
01:36Thanks a lot, Emergency Alert System.
01:39Blue screen of DEVs.
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02:11¡Aaah!
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