00:00That's a student or teacher on this campus,
00:02opening an encrypted tunnel to an off-campus site.
00:04Big deal. I do that all the time.
00:05Oh, I save it all up for Saturday night.
00:07You're right. It's no big deal.
00:08Unless you always do it immediately before a paintball player
00:10is taken out with premium-grade silver paintballs
00:12by an unknown shooter.
00:14And unless the IP address that you're connecting to
00:15is this one.
00:18Of course! So who's the silver paintballs guy?
00:21Spy, assassin, mercenary, bad person,
00:24walking among us, laughing, laughing quietly.
00:26And then if we look, pretending that he was looking at something funny.
00:28I suppose you all should be in trouble.
00:32But desperate deans...
00:34But...
00:37But desperate...
00:41But des...
00:45But desperate deans call for deans for measures.
00:48From here on out,
00:50you work for me.
00:54Everything you're saying just proves my point,
00:56that the only way to lose this game is to play it.
00:58And I say we do the honest thing and tell Frankie.
01:01The school's playing and losing already.
01:02Frankie included.
01:03If the people in this room play to win,
01:05we can not only take City College's money,
01:07we can expose Silver Balls and in turn City College
01:09and save Greendale.
01:10Which is basically saving Frankie.
01:12All right. So we lay low,
01:14and we try to find out who Silver Balls is.
01:16Or not. To be clear, we did not vote on that name.
01:18Here's a name you don't have to vote on.
01:21You just became the secret dean force.
01:23The dean boys.
01:24Task force dean.
01:25His dean's secret people.
01:27I know the word dean is in it.
01:28Because when the politicians fail,
01:30and the peace talks fall apart,
01:31when it seems like all is lost,
01:34and nobody really needs the dean anymore,
01:37because Frankie's here,
01:40that's when you go in.
01:41The last bastion of a bygone era
01:43when people respected me.
01:50Dean force.
01:52What?
01:57If you're gonna hang around,
01:58we could use some water.
01:59On it.
02:04Club, club.
02:05The last club I thought I'd ever join.
02:07Your target is a small-time paintball munitions dealer.
02:10All we know is he's a white male over 30,
02:12and his street name is Fun Dad.
02:15All right, is everybody in this club ready to party
02:17the way they do in clubs?
02:22Connor, stop horsing around with Billy and Party.
02:25DJ might be the guy from Meow Meow Beats.
02:27We need clean intelligence op-ed.
02:29No references, no callbacks.
02:31Excuse me, good sir, if I could have the mic.
02:34Attention, shoppers.
02:35There's a sale on partying in my pants aisle.
02:39Everything in my pants must go.
02:40But not everything, that doesn't work.
02:42You know what I...
02:43Kugler!
02:45Aladdin.
02:46I thought your name was Fun Dad.
02:48That was easy.
02:49I need ammunition.
02:50Are you a narc?
02:51Why would I answer that honestly?
02:52Good point.
02:53That's how most people answer it, so...
02:55Yeah, come on, it's a bad question.
02:57Just get so many narcs.
02:58Hey, don't forget, there's a sign-up sheet on the back wall
03:00for Club Club Club!
03:02Listen, I'm so glad, Omar, that you're interested in paintball.
03:05Now, I have to tell you, no shooting in here.
03:07The first rule of Club Club is that we are not a fight club.
03:10The second rule is that if you're a hot lady,
03:12you have to have sex with me!
03:14And then there's a bunch of rules and restrictions
03:16that they've just now been adding because of the lawsuits
03:19based on that second rule, which I'm not allowed to call a rule.
03:22That was my screw-up.
03:23Let me show you what I got here.
03:25All right, these are blue travelers.
03:26I think I've got some sarcastic, mellow yellows in here.
03:31Those are great.
03:32And these are green meanies.
03:34They explode on contact, and they mark your target with paint.
03:38That's a description of every paintball.
03:39Okay, so you know your stuff.
03:41Why don't I give you a pro discount?
03:42I'm thinking something more exotic.
03:44Something in silver?
03:48Yeah.
03:50Okay, great, I think that's a great idea.
03:52You know...
03:59You want to stay in the game? Talk.
04:02Okay, look.
04:03If you're a narc, you can't play.
04:05And if you're playing, I do accept sex for ammo.
04:10Or beer, right?
04:12But not Bitcoin.
04:13I mean, I believe in it.
04:14I just, I think I feel like I need it to stabilize.
04:16Who is Silver...man?
04:20My accountant.
04:21Well, how do you know David?
04:22You know what I mean.
04:23Who buys the silver ammo?
04:24Oh, I can't.
04:25Look, if I tell you that, I'm pretends he's dead.
04:28Right?
04:39Googler?
04:40You got him.
04:41That's good.
04:43Then he won't be needing this.
04:45Get rid of mybody.
04:51Tú...
04:52So, look!
04:53Hey...
04:53You too...
04:53With this?
04:55You don't have to worry muit!
05:00I told you.
05:00It's all you have to find abahAAAAK Keepinger so far.
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