00:00Excuse me, I think that's my seat.
00:02Oh, I'm already buckled.
00:04I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a pain, but Tom...
00:06Forget it, it's not a big deal.
00:08You're in my seat.
00:09Look, lady, what's the difference?
00:10If you don't want to sit here, you can just sit someplace else.
00:12Listen, you fuck, I don't want to sit somewhere else.
00:14My ticket says seat 44A, and you're in my seat.
00:17So you can either move, or I'm going to rip that stupid fucking little cat shirt off of your body
00:22and shove it up your jigger.
00:23Are we okay here?
00:24This woman threatened me.
00:25Sir, I'm, I am very sorry.
00:27Sorry.
00:27I don't mean to cause any problems, okay?
00:29I, I just wanted to sit in my seat with what she's sitting in
00:33and just close my eyes and just sleep for five hours.
00:36Sir, could I get you a complimentary beverage or some snacks, perhaps?
00:40I'll take a complimentary meal.
00:41I'll be right back with that.
00:43I'm going to need for you to come with me, please.
00:44I think you'll be more comfortable here.
00:46Are you serious?
00:47Well, I can't have you all be my passengers in cattle class.
00:50And by the way, I've always wanted to do exactly what you just said back there.
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