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00:09Buongiorno Azzurro
00:11LADYES
00:13E GENTLEMEN
00:14Do get comfortable as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story
00:17A story as heartwarming and soft, as a mother's kiss
00:21Or is it?
00:22SHHHHH
00:23Now, once upon a time, there were these two guys
00:26ON AN ADVENTURE
00:27But they weren't just any two guys
00:29Oh no, they were best friends
00:31The best of friends
00:32Think about your best friend
00:33Pretty good, right?
00:34Wrong
00:35Yours is worthless in comparison
00:37Oh, I can't, sorry
00:39Now, one of them had a square head
00:41And his name was Hattie
00:43Hattie Hattington
00:45Say hi to Hattie
00:46And his best friend here had a round head
00:49And his name was
00:51He didn't really have a name
00:53For some reason
00:54Also, they were on a boat
00:56And that's how they were adventuring
00:58You see?
00:59The little boat
01:01Oh, and it was a grand adventure
01:02They were eating tasty snacks
01:04And telling each other scary stories
01:06And singing songs like
01:08Like Hattie was all like
01:09Boat, boat, boat, boat
01:11And then his round headed friend
01:12Was all doing backups like
01:13Boom, ba-da-boom
01:14Ba-da-boom, ba-da-boom
01:15So it was all like
01:16Boat-da-boom, ba-da-boat
01:17Ba-da-boom
01:17An adventure on a boat
01:19And everything seemed to be okay
01:21When suddenly the ocean was all like
01:23Surprise, and a storm brewed
01:25What?
01:28Boy, that was quick
01:30Huge giant waves
01:32All bigger than that
01:35And there was thunder
01:37Boom
01:37And the lightning
01:38Boom
01:39And the wind
01:40And like that
01:44It was over
01:45Oh, thank goodness that's over
01:47Said Hattie to his friend
01:49Gave me an awful fright
01:51Hattie continued
01:52But the eye of the storm can be very misleading, children
01:55Never turn your back on it
01:57Because the ocean was all like, psych!
01:59And it came back even bigger this time
02:01Twice as big
02:02As if Poseidon himself
02:04Extended his hand in friendship
02:07And they spat in his mouth
02:11Boy, he was mad
02:13And the rain came down like a shower of bullets
02:16And the floorboards were buckling
02:20And creaking and breaking
02:22And pieces of their ship were raining down
02:24Like shards of broken dreams
02:27And then Hattie was all like
02:29Uh-oh, this isn't good
02:30And there was this huge whale
02:32And he was all like
02:33Made it super scary
02:35And I think there was a shark
02:37Yep, there he is, oh god
02:39It was an unbelievable nightmare
02:42And all of a sudden it was over
02:46Vanished on the wings of a dream
02:48And so it was written in their fate books
02:51Of fate
02:52That they were to experience a shipwreck
02:54What will they do?
02:56I don't know
02:57Perhaps they shelter
02:59In this event
02:59In this period
03:01I will
03:01No
03:02I don't
03:03You
03:03I don't
03:04You
03:05I don't
03:05You're welcome
03:06Who that will want
03:08Yes
03:08I don't
03:08I don't
03:09I don't
03:11I don't
03:11I don't
03:12I don't
03:13I don't
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